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Cornucopian
Gallente Dutch Omega United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.08 01:51:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Cornucopian this is MADNESS!!!
THIS...IS...SPAAAARTAAAAAAAH! *Kicks Cornucopian down a random well*
You couldn't have expected me to pass up that opportunity. 
that is the most effective thread de-railer I have ever seen.... all you need is 3 little words: this.....is....madness!!!
he better damn well have kissed her.... ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.09.08 01:55:00 -
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Originally by: Crimson Pearl .... i was contemplating the move but then i thought it was a bit cheesy. it felt ripped from like some stupid TV sitcom so instead i just leaned towards her and whispered in her ear "can i hold your hand". she just looked at me with a coy smile and nodded. so i moved in to hold her hand. i got my fingers in between hers and squeeze her hand a bit. she squeezed back. now my heart was racing again but after a while i settled into the closeness that we are sharing. her hand was so soft and smooth.
Please continue. The world wants to know. I get the feeling you're teasing us with your updates.  ------------ Whiners - Unite! | Posting and You Tarminic - Forum Warfare Specialist. |

Arron S
Gallente Rampage Eternal Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.09.08 02:13:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Arron S I got used by a girl, I selpt with her, then I realized she was only using me to do her excel assignments as she become un interested in me after I had done it for her.. I wont fall for that scheme again, and somone is going to fail their computer classes now haha...
If your a geek, your not going to get any girls unless they are going to use you, unless your really lucky.. Women only like Jocks and drunktards sadly.
Not true unless you're referring specifically to high school girls or sorority girls. I never had a girlfriend in High School and I appear to be in relatively high demand now, despite being just as ugly and nerdy. Give them time. 
Being good looking does not count for **** in college, its all about your social life and social status, not about your personality or anything. frankly its depressing, and its not like I am not trying.
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Gilbert Drillerson
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.08 02:14:00 -
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Originally by: Crimson Pearl .... i was contemplating the move but then i thought it was a bit cheesy. it felt ripped from like some stupid TV sitcom so instead i just leaned towards her and whispered in her ear "can i hold your hand". she just looked at me with a coy smile and nodded. so i moved in to hold her hand. i got my fingers in between hers and squeeze her hand a bit. she squeezed back. now my heart was racing again but after a while i settled into the closeness that we are sharing. her hand was so soft and smooth.
I rarely (never in fact) wish i was 17 again... but reading that, I almost wish I was :)
Enjoy it !
.... and in case you wonder... I am a LOT older than 17.... (my son is 16)
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Arron S
Gallente Rampage Eternal Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.09.08 02:18:00 -
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I'd rather forget about being 17 or anytime below 19, i'd like t have my memory's erased from that time.
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Crimson Pearl
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Posted - 2007.09.08 02:58:00 -
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i spent the rest of the movie rubbing and squeezing her hand very gently. her beautiful face flickering in the reflection drew my eyes steadily to her. i couldnt help myself not to stare at her at time. all this time i was tense and then suddenly she leaned on me resting her head on my shoulder. i heart was beating and i was a bit embarassed thinking that she could hear my heartbeat. but that didnt stop me from cuddling ever closer to her. i let go of her hand and put my arm around her, pulling her even closer. she reciprocated by putting her hand on my thigh and stroked it a little bit.
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Atama Cardel
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.08 03:13:00 -
[187]
This is getting hot
*runs to grab some popcorn
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Orar Ironfist
Wreckless Abandon Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.09.08 03:40:00 -
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Lol did you right a **** novel and are testin it on us before you try and sell it? XP
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Crimson Pearl
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Posted - 2007.09.08 03:49:00 -
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Originally by: Orar Ironfist Lol did you right a **** novel and are testin it on us before you try and sell it? XP
clarify the **** please
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Atama Cardel
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.08 03:59:00 -
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Originally by: Crimson Pearl
Originally by: Orar Ironfist Lol did you right a **** novel and are testin it on us before you try and sell it? XP
clarify the **** please
When you quote a post it doesn't sensor the words, in this case the **** is p0rn
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Kyguard
Fire Mandrill
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Posted - 2007.09.08 04:13:00 -
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BETTER THAN p0rn! -
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.09.08 04:22:00 -
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Originally by: Crimson Pearl i spent the rest of the movie rubbing and squeezing her hand very gently. her beautiful face flickering in the reflection drew my eyes steadily to her. i couldnt help myself not to stare at her at time. all this time i was tense and then suddenly she leaned on me resting her head on my shoulder. i heart was beating and i was a bit embarassed thinking that she could hear my heartbeat. but that didnt stop me from cuddling ever closer to her. i let go of her hand and put my arm around her, pulling her even closer. she reciprocated by putting her hand on my thigh and stroked it a little bit.
Dude, finish the story already! I'm running outta lotion here.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Sicarri Covenant
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Posted - 2007.09.08 04:27:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Crimson Pearl i spent the rest of the movie rubbing and squeezing her hand very gently. her beautiful face flickering in the reflection drew my eyes steadily to her. i couldnt help myself not to stare at her at time. all this time i was tense and then suddenly she leaned on me resting her head on my shoulder. i heart was beating and i was a bit embarassed thinking that she could hear my heartbeat. but that didnt stop me from cuddling ever closer to her. i let go of her hand and put my arm around her, pulling her even closer. she reciprocated by putting her hand on my thigh and stroked it a little bit.
Dude, finish the story already! I'm running outta lotion here.
/gives Dietrich some more...
CIRCLE JERK!!!! (I gonna get snipped )
Originally by: Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking
Originally by: TheDagda *click* For the love of the jovians stops necroing
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Crimson Pearl
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Posted - 2007.09.08 04:49:00 -
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i gtg out will be back to write and it did get a little bit too steamy for a first date for sure i almost didnt get back to my place.
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Kyguard
Fire Mandrill
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Posted - 2007.09.08 04:52:00 -
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Originally by: Crimson Pearl i gtg out will be back to write and it did get a little bit too steamy for a first date for sure i almost didnt get back to my place.
Ok, now I know you're full of **** -
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Crimson Pearl
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Posted - 2007.09.08 08:02:00 -
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Originally by: Kyguard
Originally by: Crimson Pearl i gtg out will be back to write and it did get a little bit too steamy for a first date for sure i almost didnt get back to my place.
Ok, now I know you're full of ****
if you say so
thx btw to all of you who offered support and advice it is very much appreciated
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Cornucopian
Gallente Dutch Omega United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.08 08:35:00 -
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Originally by: Kyguard
Originally by: Crimson Pearl i gtg out will be back to write and it did get a little bit too steamy for a first date for sure i almost didnt get back to my place.
Ok, now I know you're full of ****
crimson still managed to keep us on the edge of our seat for 7 pages :-) lol. I figured it our by page 4 I think, when crimson started talking about dinner being a sandwich :-)
tell us teh rest cirmson ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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Crimson Pearl
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Posted - 2007.09.08 09:08:00 -
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why would you want to know the story is "made up"
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Lord Zoran
Caldari House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.09.08 11:26:00 -
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Originally by: Gungankllr Asking for dating advice on an MMORPG forum is like asking Michael Jackson for tips on how to be more black.
rofl
--------------------------------------------- no sig for you !!!
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Sheepactivator
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Posted - 2007.09.08 13:11:00 -
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Life is short. Only thing limiting your actions is your self. You dont have to think about how other ppl think about you. Most women are quite happy if you do approach them. If you just keep looking him and never do a damn thing about it. You are wasting your time. Since the woman is going to draw a conclusion that you dont have the consifidence to talk to her. Many women dont agree to out with you from your first try. Just stay at it. Until you can be sure she is not interested in you. Some women want proof that you are truely interested in her.
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Jago Kain
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.09.08 16:29:00 -
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Originally by: Sheepactivator Life is short. Only thing limiting your actions is your self. You dont have to think about how other ppl think about you. Most women are quite happy if you do approach them. If you just keep looking him and never do a damn thing about it. You are wasting your time. Since the woman is going to draw a conclusion that you dont have the consifidence to talk to her. Many women dont agree to out with you from your first try. Just stay at it. Until you can be sure she is not interested in you. Some women want proof that you are truely interested in her.
Am I the only one reluctant to take advice on relationships from someone calling themselves Sheepactivator? 
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Mitch Manus
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.09.08 19:52:00 -
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Edited by: Mitch Manus on 08/09/2007 19:52:05
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Rude Bwoy
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Posted - 2007.09.08 20:11:00 -
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i suggest you stop playing computer games immediately. girls hate that. learn some sexy moves in the bedroom - you're gonna need 'em.... and don't do anything stupid...
..oh, and play it cool and be safe  Who's the rudest of them all! |

Sacul
Wreckless Abandon Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.09.08 23:16:00 -
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roflmao best thread evah!!! brings back memories....well of when i was 15/16 but close enough 
The stone age didn't end because we ran out of stones!
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Agent Oskar
Wreckless Abandon Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.09.09 05:08:00 -
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Edited by: Agent Oskar on 09/09/2007 05:09:17 Edited by: Agent Oskar on 09/09/2007 05:08:15 Dear Crimson, I here by am formally making you aware of my intent to join in erotic play with you and your partner. I am a casual guy and into all sorts of different things, I'm always keen to try something new. I am a fit non smoker who plays alot of sport I am more then happy it to keep the relationship casual. I tend to only eat fresh fruit before engagements, Keeping YOUR breath minty fresh (wink wink). Feel free to mail me your intrest*, We can meet up on my Bachelor Brutix HMAS Shaginspace, I have a wide assortment of X rated Holoreels and a plentiful supply of Quafe Black label.
Dont leave me in deep space, Looking for your reply,
Yours (and your partners) Agent 'lovalot' Oskar
*Service for 18+ only. Standard Evemail rates apply. Messages received charged at 1million isk per message. You will receive a maximum of 100 billed messages for each one you send. All Photos sent/received charged. The supply of your location is only used for informational purposes(or is it?). No dating or meetings are guaranteed.
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Agent Alexis
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Posted - 2007.09.09 05:16:00 -
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Dear Crimson, I here by am formally making you aware of my intent to join in erotic play with you and your partner. I am a casual guy and into all sorts of different things, I'm always keen to try something new. I am a fit non smoker who plays alot of sport I am more then happy it to keep the relationship casual. I tend to only eat fresh fruit before engagements, Keeping YOUR breath minty fresh (wink wink). Feel free to mail me your intrest*, We can meet up on my Bachelor Brutix HMAS Shaginspace, I have a wide assortment of X rated Holoreels and a plentiful supply of Quafe Black label.
Dont leave me in deep space, Looking for your reply,
Yours (and your partners) Agent 'lovalot' Alexis
*Service for 18+ only. Standard Evemail rates apply. Messages received charged at 1million isk per message. You will receive a maximum of 100 billed messages for each one you send. All Photos sent/received charged. The supply of your location is only used for informational purposes(or is it?). No dating or meetings are guaranteed.
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Cornucopian
Gallente Orias Fringe Enterprises United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.19 21:51:00 -
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OY, CRIMSON!
did you shag her yet? I think you must have because its keeping you away from eve.  ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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Hellraiza666
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.09.19 21:53:00 -
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Originally by: Cornucopian OY, CRIMSON!
did you shag her yet? I think you must have because its keeping you away from eve. 
has he *******s, if he didnt even dare kiss her, how is he gona shag her?
Originally by: CYVOK ...Very Disappointed, I spent 2 years building a pile of ****. -CYVOK-
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI
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Posted - 2007.09.19 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Hellraiza666
Originally by: Cornucopian OY, CRIMSON!
did you shag her yet? I think you must have because its keeping you away from eve. 
has he *******s, if he didnt even dare kiss her, how is he gona shag her?
I find royhpnol a great help in circumstances like this. 
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Rialtor
Amarr Yarrrateers Mass Destruction.
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Posted - 2007.09.19 22:36:00 -
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Originally by: General StarScream Can i have your girl?
this is what you do works 100% dont matter if they look like a young riki lake and gets all the boys they want, with this line you will get anyone, Man,Female, animals, Insects anything you like.
here is it, get your Notebook open.
Walk close up to heer, have Ipod or a mp3 player with you, go up to heer look into heer eyes, dont look away!!!!.
say you heard this song and you tought of her and you want her to lissen to it, on the mp3 player/ipod, you have downloaded.
Wishing on a star by Roce Joyce.
when she is lissing to it, take her arms and slowing force your slef close to her.
and start to close dance with her, and look into her eyes dont look away!!!!
When the song ends.
you take the mp3 player back, give her your phone nr on a note sented with Roses.
and you leave without saying a word,
either she will say he wait, and kiss you,
or she will call you the next day, and say shes thinking about you, and that she wants to have your kids.
Dude that's messed up, do you know how hard I had to try not to lmao at work? lol i'm still tearing.
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