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Ferrosa
Gallente Shadows of the Dead Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:42:00 -
[1]
<whine>
Goons are spamming local again... they came in with only 30 people... started spamming local channel all at same time, I was 150 meters off the gate and I couldn't even jump out... Way to go goons, always happy to be the subject of your exploits :) seriously GMs, do something about it... my ship has been stuck in space now for 10 minutes... Only 30 in local! Can't do anything, 29 people shooting me still, already got mail for my ship but its still there, great gameplay for me... Props to you for killing me, thats okay, but the way in which you have to do it.. lol, you would have killed me without the spam too you know, and then I could have played on in my new clone.. now i'm just stuck
</whine>
Discuss 
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Lyl Libido
The Taining corp Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:45:00 -
[2]
   
Local chat is now hax!!! Goon's superior typing skillz wins again!
/me puts on tinfoil hat -Lyl Libido The Taining Corp |

General StarScream
THE DECEPTIC0NS
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:47:00 -
[3]
petition it and move away from tehe goons. Sig Removed. Dont use inappropriate language in sigs -Kaemonn |

Necronomicon
Caldari KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:47:00 -
[4]
I heard they had THREE cowbells in that gang.
NERF COWBELL!
This is the same sig as a thousand other players from the same source. Back it up there Jacques.
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coldplasma
Killson Corp Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:47:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Lyl Libido
   
Local chat is now hax!!! Goon's superior typing skillz wins again!
/me puts on tinfoil hat
You do realise that loads of people spamming local chat DOES generate massive lag?
Me having experienced this before. _________________
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Lyl Libido
The Taining corp Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:49:00 -
[6]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Lyl Libido
   
Local chat is now hax!!! Goon's superior typing skillz wins again!
/me puts on tinfoil hat
You do realise that loads of people spamming local chat DOES generate massive lag?
Me having experienced this before.
/me creates and passes coldplasma a tinfoil hat -Lyl Libido The Taining Corp |

Sacrosanctus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:50:00 -
[7]
You lost a dominix to a newbie op and the best excuse you have is local causing you lag?
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dastommy79
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:52:00 -
[8]
FOFOFOFO
I driks alots. Also i am ret@rded
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coldplasma
Killson Corp Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:53:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Sacrosanctus You lost a dominix to a newbie op and the best excuse you have is local causing you lag?
I would call it a pretty good excuse, since goons have been known in the past to get large gangs together and lag out clients by spamming the local chat with garbage. I wouldn't have believed it could be done if I hadn't seen a dread ganked and also been ganked the same way by goons before. _________________
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Sacrosanctus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:55:00 -
[10]
Here's a hint: to cause the game to lag by spamming local you'd have to be typing and sending messages on the order of hundreds of thousands of times faster than humanly possible, if it were possible at all. (It's not)
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NO BRAKES
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:55:00 -
[11]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Sacrosanctus You lost a dominix to a newbie op and the best excuse you have is local causing you lag?
I would call it a pretty good excuse, since goons have been known in the past to get large gangs together and lag out clients by spamming the local chat with garbage. I wouldn't have believed it could be done if I hadn't seen a dread ganked and also been ganked the same way by goons before.
No, that was the cargo loaded with bookmarks.
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Lee Bian
Amarryan Nations GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:57:00 -
[12]
are you talking about the dominix or the eris
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Moctobot
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:57:00 -
[13]

local chat doesnt lag anything you muppet
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Erik Amirault
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:57:00 -
[14]
Edited by: Erik Amirault on 27/10/2007 23:57:15 The real question is why you're not on the loser train to retreatsville yet?
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nikhan
Amarr Meridian Dynamics FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.27 23:58:00 -
[15]
Petition to have ccp remove chat totally from the game. Maybe no chat will greatly lessen the stress on the servers so fleet battles can occur  |

coldplasma
Killson Corp Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:00:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Sacrosanctus Here's a hint: to cause the game to lag by spamming local you'd have to be typing and sending messages on the order of hundreds of thousands of times faster than humanly possible, if it were possible at all. (It's not)
You can try rationalise about it all you like, but you are trying to deny hard facts. I don't know the technicals behind why it should lag out, but the fact is it does.
Fortunately all I lost before was a T1 cruiser, but I certainly wasn't hallucinating when my client lagged out just as a goon intie warped in and started approaching me from 100km+, and then to return scrambled with lines and lines of garbage in local. You trying to tell me it can't be done? Think again. _________________
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Belligerent Monk
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:00:00 -
[17]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Sacrosanctus You lost a dominix to a newbie op and the best excuse you have is local causing you lag?
I would call it a pretty good excuse, since goons have been known in the past to get large gangs together and lag out clients by spamming the local chat with garbage. I wouldn't have believed it could be done if I hadn't seen a dread ganked and also been ganked the same way by goons before.
when you get it that bad it is time to put away the bottle.
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dastommy79
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:01:00 -
[18]
Originally by: nikhan Petition to have ccp remove chat totally from the game. Maybe no chat will greatly lessen the stress on the servers so fleet battles can occur 
/signed
Also i think ccp should ban gangs in 00 and limit solar system local to 1 person. This would greatly reduce lag and ret@rded i got ganked threads I driks alots. Also i am ret@rded
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Moctobot
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:01:00 -
[19]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Sacrosanctus Here's a hint: to cause the game to lag by spamming local you'd have to be typing and sending messages on the order of hundreds of thousands of times faster than humanly possible, if it were possible at all. (It's not)
You can try rationalise about it all you like, but you are trying to deny hard facts. I don't know the technicals behind why it should lag out, but the fact is it does.
Fortunately all I lost before was a T1 cruiser, but I certainly wasn't hallucinating when my client lagged out just as a goon intie warped in and started approaching me from 100km+, and then to return scrambled with lines and lines of garbage in local. You trying to tell me it can't be done? Think again.
it cant be practically done
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NO BRAKES
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:02:00 -
[20]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Sacrosanctus Here's a hint: to cause the game to lag by spamming local you'd have to be typing and sending messages on the order of hundreds of thousands of times faster than humanly possible, if it were possible at all. (It's not)
You can try rationalise about it all you like, but you are trying to deny hard facts. I don't know the technicals behind why it should lag out, but the fact is it does.
Fortunately all I lost before was a T1 cruiser, but I certainly wasn't hallucinating when my client lagged out just as a goon intie warped in and started approaching me from 100km+, and then to return scrambled with lines and lines of garbage in local. You trying to tell me it can't be done? Think again.
Look at how dumb you are.
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Tarred
Solstice Systems Development Concourse
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:02:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Necronomicon I heard they had THREE cowbells in that gang.
NERF COWBELL!
the cowbell is strong w/ this one
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coldplasma
Killson Corp Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:03:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Moctobot
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Sacrosanctus Here's a hint: to cause the game to lag by spamming local you'd have to be typing and sending messages on the order of hundreds of thousands of times faster than humanly possible, if it were possible at all. (It's not)
You can try rationalise about it all you like, but you are trying to deny hard facts. I don't know the technicals behind why it should lag out, but the fact is it does.
Fortunately all I lost before was a T1 cruiser, but I certainly wasn't hallucinating when my client lagged out just as a goon intie warped in and started approaching me from 100km+, and then to return scrambled with lines and lines of garbage in local. You trying to tell me it can't be done? Think again.
it cant be practically done
Incorrect.
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait... _________________
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Moctobot
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:04:00 -
[23]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Moctobot
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Sacrosanctus Here's a hint: to cause the game to lag by spamming local you'd have to be typing and sending messages on the order of hundreds of thousands of times faster than humanly possible, if it were possible at all. (It's not)
You can try rationalise about it all you like, but you are trying to deny hard facts. I don't know the technicals behind why it should lag out, but the fact is it does.
Fortunately all I lost before was a T1 cruiser, but I certainly wasn't hallucinating when my client lagged out just as a goon intie warped in and started approaching me from 100km+, and then to return scrambled with lines and lines of garbage in local. You trying to tell me it can't be done? Think again.
it cant be practically done
Incorrect.
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait...
you are incorrect
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NO BRAKES
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:06:00 -
[24]
Originally by: coldplasma
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait...
So you say you don't know how it causes lag, but then you say that theoretically it shouldn't, but then claim it does due to a single circumstance that you observed?
You can't fulfill a hypothesis based on a single data point.
Example, I hypothesize that you are a moron, and you've made several posts here to support my hypothesis. Keep posting and we might be able to upgrade it to a theory.
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Sacrosanctus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:06:00 -
[25]
Get a big gang together and try it, fraps it. Go on. Spoilers: It doesn't do anything. Any lag is coming from the large gang of people on grid trying to activate a lot of modules and move around really fast to kill people. Chat does not, never has, and never will cause lag.
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Dungar Loghoth
Caldari Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:09:00 -
[26]
Edited by: Dungar Loghoth on 28/10/2007 00:11:33
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Moctobot
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Sacrosanctus Here's a hint: to cause the game to lag by spamming local you'd have to be typing and sending messages on the order of hundreds of thousands of times faster than humanly possible, if it were possible at all. (It's not)
You can try rationalise about it all you like, but you are trying to deny hard facts. I don't know the technicals behind why it should lag out, but the fact is it does.
Fortunately all I lost before was a T1 cruiser, but I certainly wasn't hallucinating when my client lagged out just as a goon intie warped in and started approaching me from 100km+, and then to return scrambled with lines and lines of garbage in local. You trying to tell me it can't be done? Think again.
it cant be practically done
Incorrect.
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait...
Chat channels aren't hosted on the same server as the game and therefore don't cause lag. This has been debated and debunked a hundred times before.
Edit: Trying to compare the millions of calculations drones require (which does cause lag) and the comparatively few calculations sending text to other players requires pretty much proves you completely wrong.
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Maenoise
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:09:00 -
[27]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Lyl Libido
   
Local chat is now hax!!! Goon's superior typing skillz wins again!
/me puts on tinfoil hat
You do realise that loads of people spamming local chat DOES generate massive lag?
Me having experienced this before.

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coldplasma
Killson Corp Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:10:00 -
[28]
Originally by: NO BRAKES
Originally by: coldplasma
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait...
So you say you don't know how it causes lag, but then you say that theoretically it shouldn't, but then claim it does due to a single circumstance that you observed?
No, I base this on happening TWICE in the same sitting, both perfectly timed so as not to give the enemy the chance to actually warp off. Are you telling me that both these circumstances were just a mere coincidence? Are you also telling me the the OP can't possibly have experienced the same lag from the same people?
Or are you just gonna keep on with the "you're a moron" crap? Yeah, nice theory you got there. _________________
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laotse
The Scope
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:10:00 -
[29]
look,s like you are in the wrong allaince  http://80.126.192.128:8888/tfd/uploads/1121735338/gallery_11_8_1124480365.jpg
Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 kbs, ty - Cortes |

coldplasma
Killson Corp Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:11:00 -
[30]
I'm also not talking about connection lag, I'm talking about clientside lag. _________________
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Daveydweeb
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:13:00 -
[31]
Chiming in as [url=http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/76576]the baitdrake[/url] and the FC that killed him, the OP is a terrible liar. I jumped in, got a point on the Domi while his Ishkur mate ran off, then sat while he chipped me down to 76% shields and chilled 20km off the gate.
He took about forty seconds for our battlecruiser/cruiser-heavy gang to kill, and never impulsed towards the gate. We fofofo'd when he died, 'cause it was a newbie op and newbies should learn to enjoy such things. *snip* sig removed due to it containing nothing relating to eve or the character - hutch |

Helen
MASS Ministry Of Amarrian Secret Service
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:13:00 -
[32]
Originally by: NO BRAKES
Example, I hypothesize that you are a moron, and you've made several posts here to support my hypothesis. Keep posting and we might be able to upgrade it to a theory.
LOL
First pod pilot to lose a Mothership in EvE... err woo |

Sacrosanctus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:13:00 -
[33]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: NO BRAKES
Originally by: coldplasma
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait...
So you say you don't know how it causes lag, but then you say that theoretically it shouldn't, but then claim it does due to a single circumstance that you observed?
No, I base this on happening TWICE in the same sitting, both perfectly timed so as not to give the enemy the chance to actually warp off. Are you telling me that both these circumstances were just a mere coincidence? Are you also telling me the the OP can't possibly have experienced the same lag from the same people?
Or are you just gonna keep on with the "you're a moron" crap? Yeah, nice theory you got there.
We're telling you you're a moron because you are claiming moronic things. Chat spam can not lag your game. It's just not possible and claiming that it is is just a lame attempt at claiming shenanigans. Do some research on it, test it out yourself. How large is your tinfoil hat anyways?
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Scatim Helicon
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:14:00 -
[34]
fofofofofofofofofofofofo
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Uzec
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:14:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Uzec on 28/10/2007 00:14:26 fofofofofofofofofo
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Kasimir Tamar
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:14:00 -
[36]
fofofofofofofo
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Duke Grail
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:14:00 -
[37]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Lyl Libido
   
Local chat is now hax!!! Goon's superior typing skillz wins again!
/me puts on tinfoil hat
You do realise that loads of people spamming local chat DOES generate massive lag?
Me having experienced this before.
It probably had more to do with - You were going to die in a laggy situation anyway. Local Chat was being spamed in celebration/taunting/whatever over you. The ammount of data required for all of your chats is minimal. The lag being created would have been there regardless of the local chat spam. *signature removed - please email us to find out why (include a link) - Jacques([email protected]) |

Traverse Moonstalker
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:15:00 -
[38]
fofofofofofo
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coldplasma
Killson Corp Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:15:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Sacrosanctus
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: NO BRAKES
Originally by: coldplasma
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait...
So you say you don't know how it causes lag, but then you say that theoretically it shouldn't, but then claim it does due to a single circumstance that you observed?
No, I base this on happening TWICE in the same sitting, both perfectly timed so as not to give the enemy the chance to actually warp off. Are you telling me that both these circumstances were just a mere coincidence? Are you also telling me the the OP can't possibly have experienced the same lag from the same people?
Or are you just gonna keep on with the "you're a moron" crap? Yeah, nice theory you got there.
We're telling you you're a moron because you are claiming moronic things. Chat spam can not lag your game. It's just not possible and claiming that it is is just a lame attempt at claiming shenanigans. Do some research on it, test it out yourself. How large is your tinfoil hat anyways?
Test it out myself? I'm sorry, maybe I forgot to mention that I have seen this more than once from the goons.
On no wait, I definately mentioned it. _________________
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Praetorius Rex
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:15:00 -
[40]
You're clearly dumb. fofofo does not cause lag.
PS: fofofofofo
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Maladora
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:15:00 -
[41]
hurr, its been confirmed that the chat is run on an other server
FOFOFOFOFOFO
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Will Hunter
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:15:00 -
[42]
Fofofofofofofofo.
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Phorashi
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:15:00 -
[43]
FoFoFo
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Yuyuko Saigyouji
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:15:00 -
[44]
fofofofofofofofofo
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PriestWithKnives
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:16:00 -
[45]
Did somebody say fofo?
Cause you know
fofofofofo
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Daveydweeb
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:16:00 -
[46]
goons lagging the forums itt *snip* sig removed due to it containing nothing relating to eve or the character - hutch |

Traverse Moonstalker
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:16:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Daveydweeb He took about forty seconds for our battlecruiser/cruiser-heavy gang to kill, and never impulsed towards the gate. We fofofo'd when he died, 'cause it was a newbie op and newbies should learn to enjoy such things.
more like frigate heavy
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Banzai06
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:16:00 -
[48]
OP, you're an Idiot who lost a Dominix to a gang of newbies. We didn't spam local UNTIL you were dead and the killmail was sent. If you're that big of an asshat, you deserveto lose a Domi to a bunch of newbees. Shut up and go back to empire.
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Stucks
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:16:00 -
[49]
fofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofo |

NO BRAKES
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:16:00 -
[50]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: NO BRAKES
Originally by: coldplasma
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait...
So you say you don't know how it causes lag, but then you say that theoretically it shouldn't, but then claim it does due to a single circumstance that you observed?
No, I base this on happening TWICE in the same sitting, both perfectly timed so as not to give the enemy the chance to actually warp off. Are you telling me that both these circumstances were just a mere coincidence? Are you also telling me the the OP can't possibly have experienced the same lag from the same people?
Or are you just gonna keep on with the "you're a moron" crap? Yeah, nice theory you got there.
Corellation does not equal causation. The fact that you lagged out twice in the face of a larger gang should give you an idea of what happened.
If you apply Occams razor to the situation it's painfully obvious that the probability of lag increases as gang size encountered increases.
Likewise there is a trend developing that the number of excuses made increases inversely in proportion to the skill of the poster.
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Kingfish Romeo
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:16:00 -
[51]
How can you blame it on the fofofo when you were dead before we fofofo'd?
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Magicbob
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:16:00 -
[52]
fofofofofofofofofofofofo there has never been a better time
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Sertan Deras
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:16:00 -
[53]
Now the OP knows what it means to be owned.
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snerdly
snerd LTD
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:16:00 -
[54]
Frankly, coldplasma, that entire argument is idiotic. Do you truly think that the goons would use 'synchronized chatspam' to generate lag? That would be incredibly inefficient and highly unreliable. No, they were spamming chat because they're immature jerks, and revel in it.
Besides the fact that chat is run on a different server, it's also ludicrious to suggest that chatspam causes client lag. Think about it. Why would rapidly scrolling text cause more lag than, say, visual effects? each of those visual effects is equivilent to a rapidly scrolling set of text.
So, in conclusion, you're full of ****.
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Kasimir Tamar
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:16:00 -
[55]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Moctobot
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Sacrosanctus Here's a hint: to cause the game to lag by spamming local you'd have to be typing and sending messages on the order of hundreds of thousands of times faster than humanly possible, if it were possible at all. (It's not)
You can try rationalise about it all you like, but you are trying to deny hard facts. I don't know the technicals behind why it should lag out, but the fact is it does.
Fortunately all I lost before was a T1 cruiser, but I certainly wasn't hallucinating when my client lagged out just as a goon intie warped in and started approaching me from 100km+, and then to return scrambled with lines and lines of garbage in local. You trying to tell me it can't be done? Think again.
it cant be practically done
Incorrect.
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait...
Goons can't get large gangs. What are you talking about?
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Scatim Helicon
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:16:00 -
[56]
GUYS GUYS STOP FOFOFOFOFOing IN CAOD YOURE LAGGING OUT THE FORUMS       
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Na'tel Treel
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:17:00 -
[57]
FOOFOFOOFOOFOFOFOFOFOOFOFO
Mario Kart DS friend code:489.688.633.067 My snakes, let me show you them |

Necronomicon
Caldari KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:17:00 -
[58]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Sacrosanctus
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: NO BRAKES
Originally by: coldplasma
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait...
So you say you don't know how it causes lag, but then you say that theoretically it shouldn't, but then claim it does due to a single circumstance that you observed?
No, I base this on happening TWICE in the same sitting, both perfectly timed so as not to give the enemy the chance to actually warp off. Are you telling me that both these circumstances were just a mere coincidence? Are you also telling me the the OP can't possibly have experienced the same lag from the same people?
Or are you just gonna keep on with the "you're a moron" crap? Yeah, nice theory you got there.
We're telling you you're a moron because you are claiming moronic things. Chat spam can not lag your game. It's just not possible and claiming that it is is just a lame attempt at claiming shenanigans. Do some research on it, test it out yourself. How large is your tinfoil hat anyways?
Test it out myself? I'm sorry, maybe I forgot to mention that I have seen this more than once from the goons.
On no wait, I definately mentioned it.
coldplasma, let me offer you some advice.
1. Shut up 2. Go to bed. 3. Sober up 4. Come back tomorrow and edit out all the drivel you have just spouted. 5. Invest in Cowbell.
KIA - When cowbell isn't enough.
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Devian 666
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:18:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Ferrosa <whine>
Goons are spamming local again... they came in with only 30 people... started spamming local channel all at same time, I was 150 meters off the gate and I couldn't even jump out... Way to go goons, always happy to be the subject of your exploits :) seriously GMs, do something about it... my ship has been stuck in space now for 10 minutes... Only 30 in local! Can't do anything, 29 people shooting me still, already got mail for my ship but its still there, great gameplay for me... Props to you for killing me, thats okay, but the way in which you have to do it.. lol, you would have killed me without the spam too you know, and then I could have played on in my new clone.. now i'm just stuck
</whine>
Discuss 
I hear that firing guns and flying ships on the grid is an exploit now.
Seriously though I've complained for months that 0.0 doesn't not have enough server power. I found out where it is and it's in empire. :(
fofofofo
I agree I don't have the features to be a holoreel star. Quote: Astarte Nosferatu > You'd mind if I ask for your asl? SirMolle > eh?
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Mierin Rayen
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:18:00 -
[60]
A newbie op with a first time FC. Hay let's go troll some forums and complain.
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Bosaa
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:18:00 -
[61]
fofo?
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Lupy
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:18:00 -
[62]
You are stupid, and it makes me sad. We fofofo'd after the kill.
Now I'll fofofo now.
Fofofofofofofofofo
Moron, more tears, please.
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Horace Friendly
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:18:00 -
[63]
you big idiot you died BEFORE we fofofo'ed in local
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Sacrosanctus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:19:00 -
[64]
STOP SAYING FOFO IN LOCAL YOU'RE CAUSING LV TO LOSE THE WAR
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Horace Friendly
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:19:00 -
[65]
also thanks for not posting your lossmail you big baby
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Lyl Libido
The Taining corp Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:19:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Dungar Loghoth Edited by: Dungar Loghoth on 28/10/2007 00:11:33
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Moctobot
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Sacrosanctus Here's a hint: to cause the game to lag by spamming local you'd have to be typing and sending messages on the order of hundreds of thousands of times faster than humanly possible, if it were possible at all. (It's not)
You can try rationalise about it all you like, but you are trying to deny hard facts. I don't know the technicals behind why it should lag out, but the fact is it does.
Fortunately all I lost before was a T1 cruiser, but I certainly wasn't hallucinating when my client lagged out just as a goon intie warped in and started approaching me from 100km+, and then to return scrambled with lines and lines of garbage in local. You trying to tell me it can't be done? Think again.
it cant be practically done
Incorrect.
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait...
Chat channels aren't hosted on the same server as the game and therefore don't cause lag. This has been debated and debunked a hundred times before.
Edit: Trying to compare the millions of calculations drones require (which does cause lag) and the comparatively few calculations sending text to other players requires pretty much proves you completely wrong.
F***ING WIN  -Lyl Libido The Taining Corp |

El Gopher
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:19:00 -
[67]
fofofofofofofofofofofofofofo
there has never been a better time
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Elohe
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:20:00 -
[68]
EUROSQUAD:argh:
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Jesse Ibo
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:21:00 -
[69]
good thing that fofofo after we killed him caused the loss of the domi.
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Errellion
Caldari Cold-Fury Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:21:00 -
[70]
I've been fighting the Goons for the past few months (in fact killed an Abaddon with my Ibis tackler yesterday - no I wasn't last on the hillmail either:P)- they've never done anything such as this before and I've noticed a distinct change in their local smacking too...it's all but dried up...could be just the ones we're fighting (t2 ships too) so it's a shame some get painted with the same brush. As 90% of Goons are tards I'm inclined to believe it. Dirty dirty Goons :P
If the war was gonna change I'd like Eve to turn on the lot of them so they can't continue to be the Scum and hold space at the same time. ------------------------------------------
"I'm all for b r e a s t s" - John Cambell
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Kasimir Tamar
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:21:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Mierin Rayen A newbie op with a first time FC. Hay let's go troll some forums and complain.
Mierin is #1 quote this if you're down.
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VolatileSky
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:22:00 -
[72]
mad props for bringing it and dropping a carrier on us       
fofofofofofofofofofofoof
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NO BRAKES
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:22:00 -
[73]
Edited by: NO BRAKES on 28/10/2007 00:22:54
Originally by: Errellion I've been fighting the Goons for the past few months (in fact killed an Abaddon with my Ibis tackler yesterday - no I wasn't last on the hillmail either:P)- they've never done anything such as this before and I've noticed a distinct change in their local smacking too...it's all but dried up...could be just the ones we're fighting (t2 ships too) so it's a shame some get painted with the same brush. As 90% of Goons are tards I'm inclined to believe it. Dirty dirty Goons :P
If the war was gonna change I'd like Eve to turn on the lot of them so they can't continue to be the Scum and hold space at the same time.
More like 90% tards. Sup Gamma squad
Edit. hah you changed it to 90%, good game.
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Sacrosanctus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:22:00 -
[74]
No really if this is such a big exploit someone provide fraps of it in action, it would be pretty easy to test you know. Until then you're going to hear Fofofofofofo when you lose your ship
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NO BRAKES
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:23:00 -
[75]
Fofofofo test on Sisi tonight, lets go.
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Kingfish Romeo
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:23:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Kasimir Tamar
Mierin is #1 quote this if you're down.
i <3 mierin
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ItsThatGuy
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:24:00 -
[77]
Edited by: ItsThatGuy on 28/10/2007 00:24:02 We'll make sure to "fofo" instead of "fofofo" next time. Maybe that'll help the lag. 
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NO BRAKES
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:24:00 -
[78]
Oh hey what's this?
Time of death: 2007-10-27 23:33:00
fofofo start:
[23:33:36] Nurge Genergy > fofofofo
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Sacrosanctus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:24:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Errellion I've been fighting the Goons for the past few months (in fact killed an Abaddon with my Ibis tackler yesterday - no I wasn't last on the hillmail either:P)- they've never done anything such as this before and I've noticed a distinct change in their local smacking too...it's all but dried up...could be just the ones we're fighting (t2 ships too) so it's a shame some get painted with the same brush. As 90% of Goons are tards I'm inclined to believe it. Dirty dirty Goons :P
If the war was gonna change I'd like Eve to turn on the lot of them so they can't continue to be the Scum and hold space at the same time.
I thought you'd want everyone to turn on us because you lost all of your space to us and are continuing to get killed when you show up on the front lines? Oh right.
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coldplasma
Killson Corp Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:25:00 -
[80]
Originally by: NO BRAKES
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: NO BRAKES
Originally by: coldplasma
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait...
So you say you don't know how it causes lag, but then you say that theoretically it shouldn't, but then claim it does due to a single circumstance that you observed?
No, I base this on happening TWICE in the same sitting, both perfectly timed so as not to give the enemy the chance to actually warp off. Are you telling me that both these circumstances were just a mere coincidence? Are you also telling me the the OP can't possibly have experienced the same lag from the same people?
Or are you just gonna keep on with the "you're a moron" crap? Yeah, nice theory you got there.
Corellation does not equal causation. The fact that you lagged out twice in the face of a larger gang should give you an idea of what happened.
No I don't think so. The other time I experienced this from goons was when I was in the same system as a bunch of guys attacking a goon pos, but nowhere near the gang. All of a sudden, goons jump in and local begins to fill up with tons of fgsfds garbage and the client starts lagging like hell. Next thing I know, I hear that the other gang have been ganked because their clients froze up for no apparent reason leaving them no chance to escape. When I was personally ganked this way, my client lagged out and when it returned, there was no goon gang except for an intie that had approached me and had now targetted and scrammed me, with tons of garbage in local. The gang then warped in a minute later. I honestly do not care about that loss as it was insignificant, and I have no reason to just make it up. You don't believe me? Honestly, I wouldn't either, but the fact is I have experienced this first hand. Maybe you're going to tell me the fgsfds bull in local was really just a handy inside language that only goonswarm would know, hmmm? _________________
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Kif
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:26:00 -
[81]
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Cippalippus Primus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:34:00 -
[82]
Stop arguing with stupid pubbies, damn. Let them believe what they want, they're just making fools of themselves. Besides, fofofofofofofofofo.
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Kasimir Tamar
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:35:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Errellion We still kill more of you than you do of us. Since the regrouping you've been able to pick us to pieces as Alliances have pulled out between us, we are/were on the frontline despite not being in Catch.
So you have a good k/d ratio?
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Duke Grail
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:39:00 -
[84]
Originally by: coldplasma
No I don't think so. The other time I experienced this from goons was when I was in the same system as a bunch of guys attacking a goon pos, but nowhere near the gang. All of a sudden, goons jump in and local begins to fill up with tons of fgsfds garbage and the client starts lagging like hell. Next thing I know, I hear that the other gang have been ganked because their clients froze up for no apparent reason leaving them no chance to escape. When I was personally ganked this way, my client lagged out and when it returned, there was no goon gang except for an intie that had approached me and had now targetted and scrammed me, with tons of garbage in local. The gang then warped in a minute later. I honestly do not care about that loss as it was insignificant, and I have no reason to just make it up. You don't believe me? Honestly, I wouldn't either, but the fact is I have experienced this first hand. Maybe you're going to tell me the fgsfds bull in local was really just a handy inside language that only goonswarm would know, hmmm?
I am sure the lag had nothing to do with the people jumping into local, and then on grid of you, and everything to do with local chat spam. I mean, positions velocitys, and actions being sent from a whole gang of people to your computer is nothing compared to a line of text that says
FOFOFO
This is of course ignoring the fact that the chats are run on a separate server. *signature removed - please email us to find out why (include a link) - Jacques([email protected]) |

Errellion
Caldari Cold-Fury Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:41:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Kasimir Tamar
Originally by: Errellion We still kill more of you than you do of us. Since the regrouping you've been able to pick us to pieces as Alliances have pulled out between us, we are/were on the frontline despite not being in Catch.
So you have a good k/d ratio?
*sigh
Not at the moment due to one of our recruiting Corps being in a war in Emp...no matter really...we simply can't hold your numbers on our own so for the past week we've been getting routed - props to you I'm sure, you're beating us. That just wasn't why I'd like to see you lot get kicked in the butt...if - if - BoB falls rest assured I'm pretty sure you guy's will end up being red to everyone simply 'cos no one likes you.  ------------------------------------------
"I'm all for b r e a s t s" - John Cambell
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Duke Grail
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:43:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Errellion
Originally by: Kasimir Tamar
Originally by: Errellion We still kill more of you than you do of us. Since the regrouping you've been able to pick us to pieces as Alliances have pulled out between us, we are/were on the frontline despite not being in Catch.
So you have a good k/d ratio?
*sigh
Not at the moment due to one of our recruiting Corps being in a war in Emp...no matter really...we simply can't hold your numbers on our own so for the past week we've been getting routed - props to you I'm sure, you're beating us. That just wasn't why I'd like to see you lot get kicked in the butt...if - if - BoB falls rest assured I'm pretty sure you guy's will end up being red to everyone simply 'cos no one likes you. 
ICE BURN *signature removed - please email us to find out why (include a link) - Jacques([email protected]) |

Kasimir Tamar
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:44:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Errellion We still kill more of you than you do of us.
Originally by: Kasimir Tamar So you have a good k/d ratio?
Originally by: Errellion Not at the moment
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NO BRAKES
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:45:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Errellion if - if - BoB falls rest assured I'm pretty sure you guy's will end up being red to everyone simply 'cos no one likes you. 
Tell us something we don't know genius.
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Virgil Aquilis
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:46:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Errellion
Originally by: Kasimir Tamar
Originally by: Errellion We still kill more of you than you do of us. Since the regrouping you've been able to pick us to pieces as Alliances have pulled out between us, we are/were on the frontline despite not being in Catch.
So you have a good k/d ratio?
*sigh
Not at the moment due to one of our recruiting Corps being in a war in Emp...no matter really...we simply can't hold your numbers on our own so for the past week we've been getting routed - props to you I'm sure, you're beating us. That just wasn't why I'd like to see you lot get kicked in the butt...if - if - BoB falls rest assured I'm pretty sure you guy's will end up being red to everyone simply 'cos no one likes you. 
He was being sarcastic about the K:D ratio thing, you goof
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Jinnigan
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:47:00 -
[90]
Originally by: coldplasma No I don't think so. The other time I experienced this from goons was when I was in the same system as a bunch of guys attacking a goon pos, but nowhere near the gang. All of a sudden, goons jump in and local begins to fill up with tons of fgsfds garbage and the client starts lagging like hell. Next thing I know, I hear that the other gang have been ganked because their clients froze up for no apparent reason leaving them no chance to escape. When I was personally ganked this way, my client lagged out and when it returned, there was no goon gang except for an intie that had approached me and had now targetted and scrammed me, with tons of garbage in local. The gang then warped in a minute later. I honestly do not care about that loss as it was insignificant, and I have no reason to just make it up. You don't believe me? Honestly, I wouldn't either, but the fact is I have experienced this first hand. Maybe you're going to tell me the fgsfds bull in local was really just a handy inside language that only goonswarm would know, hmmm?
wait
why are we blue to you again?
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Civrax
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:48:00 -
[91]
Edited by: Civrax on 28/10/2007 00:49:55 Ferrosa, hasen't EVE alread heard these complaints and have had CCP and the GMs reply "it doesn't cause lag."
It's not the talk in local causing the lag, it's the 30 people that just jumped onto a node that's probably running 10 systems that's causing it.
EDIT: Holy ****, both our enemies and allies don't understand the internet...
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Duke Grail
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:48:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Jinnigan
wait
why are we blue to you again?
Because he is a single idiot, in an alliance that generally likes the goons. *signature removed - please email us to find out why (include a link) - Jacques([email protected]) |

Tuschii
Filthy Scum
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:54:00 -
[93]
Originally by: NO BRAKES
Originally by: coldplasma
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait...
So you say you don't know how it causes lag, but then you say that theoretically it shouldn't, but then claim it does due to a single circumstance that you observed?
You can't fulfill a hypothesis based on a single data point.
Example, I hypothesize that you are a moron, and you've made several posts here to support my hypothesis. Keep posting and we might be able to upgrade it to a theory.
Bwahahahha. Needs Moar MS excel
Nwa Signature Your signature exceeds the 24000 byte limit allowed on the forums. -Darth Patches |

Stradiot
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:56:00 -
[94]
I apologize for the exploits our newbies used against you.
Also, you are a butt.
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Evelgrivion
Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:58:00 -
[95]
Edited by: Evelgrivion on 28/10/2007 00:59:42 There is a bit of merit to what the OP is reporting, due largely in part to the limitations of the client. Something in the code causes considerable CPU overhead whenever text needs to be rendered; you'll see the same thing when you're being attacked by multiple people in a capital ship, as the client tries to render the multiple hits you receive while under attack.
Spamming local with drivel can conceivably generate enough CPU overhead at the client end to prevent someone from properly interacting with the game. In my mind, deliberately spamming local as fast as one possibly can should be considered an exploit; it doesn't do anybody any favors in the realms of interactivity.
Your mileage may vary.
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Dashhammer II
Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:58:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Necronomicon I heard they had THREE cowbells in that gang.
NERF COWBELL!
NO NO NO! I have a fever! AND the only CURE is more COWBELL!!!!
- Dashhammer II |

Local Her0
Minmatar La Mancha Corp
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Posted - 2007.10.28 00:59:00 -
[97]
goons stop killing honorable vets with your newb frigits :arg:
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Cvuos
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:03:00 -
[98]
Just in case this sys is on a hostile node.
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SiamFattiCosi
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:09:00 -
[99]
fofofo
Also, thank you op for this hilarious thread. 
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Sertan Deras
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:10:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Evelgrivion Edited by: Evelgrivion on 28/10/2007 00:59:42 There is a bit of merit to what the OP is reporting, due largely in part to the limitations of the client. Something in the code causes considerable CPU overhead whenever text needs to be rendered; you'll see the same thing when you're being attacked by multiple people in a capital ship, as the client tries to render the multiple hits you receive while under attack.
Spamming local with drivel can conceivably generate enough CPU overhead at the client end to prevent someone from properly interacting with the game. In my mind, deliberately spamming local as fast as one possibly can should be considered an exploit; it doesn't do anybody any favors in the realms of interactivity.
Your mileage may vary.
Maybe you missed the part where he was dead before we said anything in local.
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Moctobot
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:14:00 -
[101]
             
   keep on truckin   
             
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Evelgrivion
Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:16:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Sertan Deras Maybe you missed the part where he was dead before we said anything in local.
I admit I only read the first page (It's not pleasant to read through these types of threads tbh), so yeah, I missed that bit. However, it is still within the possibility to induce client lag with chat-spam; CCP's code isn't the most efficient in the world in this department. I don't know if that was the case here, and there is a very distinct possibility that it wasn't.
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Crypt
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:19:00 -
[103]
This thread delivers!
2 thumbs up, 5 stars, A++++, etc...etc.
Quote: It is a poor sort of man who is content to be spoon-fed knowledge that has been filtered through the canon of religious or political belief. ~ Louis L'Amour
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Martin VanBuren
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:22:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Evelgrivion Edited by: Evelgrivion on 28/10/2007 01:16:24
Originally by: Sertan Deras Maybe you missed the part where he was dead before we said anything in local.
I admit I only read the first page (It's not pleasant to read through these types of threads tbh), so yeah, I missed that bit. However, it is still within the possibility to induce client lag with chat-spam; CCP's code isn't the most efficient in the world in this department. I don't know if that was the case here, and there is a very distinct possibility that it wasn't.
By the way, your sig is too wide 
Except, if logic isn't enough for you, the Devs themselves have told LV that it's impossible for the fofofo to lag out a node.
That is also the only thing it cannot do.
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Evelgrivion
Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:25:00 -
[105]
Edited by: Evelgrivion on 28/10/2007 01:26:15
Originally by: Martin VanBuren Except, if logic isn't enough for you, the Devs themselves have told LV that it's impossible for the fofofo to lag out a node.
That is also the only thing it cannot do.
I said client, not node. I'm aware the cluster can handle text input and distribution fine, I'm just contemplating flaws in the user interface.
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Benvolio GrrrKrishnakk
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:27:00 -
[106]
Originally by: coldplasma don't know the technicals behind why it should lag out, but the fact is it does.
Actually no, it doesn't. You're just a moron with an axe to grind.
Quote:
Fortunately all I lost before was a T1 cruiser, but I certainly wasn't hallucinating when my client lagged out just as a goon intie warped in and started approaching me from 100km+, and then to return scrambled with lines and lines of garbage in local. You trying to tell me it can't be done? Think again.
So, somehow we escaped the effects of this lag we ourselves induced entirely? I thought it was something like that, it usually is. ____
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Matrices Reborn
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:27:00 -
[107]
I visited this thread and all I got was Cold Plasma bringing down my IQ by a few points for a few minutes.
Thread delivers.
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Ratheon Blue
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:29:00 -
[108]
Probably worth repeating: OP was destroyed, podded and knowing goons probably looted before our gang wrote a single line to local. So, whine indeed.
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Local Her0
Minmatar La Mancha Corp
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:29:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Evelgrivion Edited by: Evelgrivion on 28/10/2007 01:26:15
Originally by: Martin VanBuren Except, if logic isn't enough for you, the Devs themselves have told LV that it's impossible for the fofofo to lag out a node.
That is also the only thing it cannot do.
I said client, not node. I'm aware the cluster can handle text input and distribution fine, I'm just contemplating flaws in the user interface.
you better stop posting then - cus it may cause some troubles to my userinterface - k, thanx
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Ugor Batarr
Minmatar Free-Space-Ranger Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:33:00 -
[110]
Originally by: NO BRAKES
Originally by: coldplasma
Theoretically it shouldn't lag, but it does. Go and get a large gang together yourself and try it. Oh wait...
So you say you don't know how it causes lag, but then you say that theoretically it shouldn't, but then claim it does due to a single circumstance that you observed?
You can't fulfill a hypothesis based on a single data point.
Example, I hypothesize that you are a moron, and you've made several posts here to support my hypothesis. Keep posting and we might be able to upgrade it to a theory.
WIN  
P.S.: Ever considered that if it was really possible to create lag by spamming local the clients of the spammers would lag too? 
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Natas Dog
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 01:44:00 -
[111]
I would like to propose that fofo does in fact win wars. I present to you the following evidence:
Quote: [02:41:20] GM Sunshine > Good evening folks [02:41:27] Brick Bossload > o/ [02:41:28] Agmar > hello mr shine [02:41:33] Variso Ageo > \o GM! [02:41:36] Agmar > remedial did it [02:41:42] K'Bar > lol [02:41:55] Agmar > he is selling GTCs in local [02:41:55] Cthub > you are my sunshine... myonly sunshine.. when you arn't happy .. my skies are grey.. :P [02:42:03] Variso Ageo > can we put in a feature request for a card game that we could play in local during these "downtimes" [02:42:18] GM Sunshine > We seem to be getting a few complaints from this system regarding local [02:42:44] Brick Bossload > ya some ppl are trying to say that james bond is better than mc***ver [02:42:45] GM Sunshine > and quite possibly its abnormal usage [02:43:09] demogod > well plz get LV guys to stop [02:43:10] Variso Ageo > goons are gonna get their wrist slapped!!! bad, bad boys. [02:43:12] K'Bar > ok everyone who doesnt live has to leave [02:43:36] K'Bar > looks like we r now closed for business [02:43:42] demogod > ok so LV go then [02:43:56] Agmar > please define abnormal usage [02:43:57] Variso Ageo > sunshine: it was annoying, but the goon players only did it for a minute or so. [02:44:02] Remedial > Remedial > /emote takes off his shirt.<br>Remedial > 16/m/FL<br>Remedial > u??<br>GM Sunshine > Immortal, male, Game masters [02:44:08] Agmar > ohhh.... fofo [02:44:55] GM Sunshine > For now there will not be any warnings [02:44:57] Remedial > <b>Goons please don't fofofo anymore as you're causing LV to lose the war</b> [02:45:00] GM Sunshine > but... [02:45:07] Nweilin Ng > oh noes, GM [02:45:22] Nova Cygni > fofofofofo [02:45:24] Magere > fofofofofo [02:45:26] Althera > fofofo [02:45:26] Kerevar > fofofofofofofo [02:45:26] Stradiot > fofofo [02:45:28] Eyud > fofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofof [02:45:28] Hotokhe > fofofo [02:45:29] Vera Nosfyu > fofofo [02:45:30] Contez > fofofofo [02:45:30] Zinrix > fofofo [02:45:31] Arthur Miller > fofofofoof [02:45:32] Ilarra > fofofofofofo [02:45:32] Arthenis > fofofofo [02:45:32] Woobins > fofofofofofo [02:45:32] SPACE BEEZ > foofoofo [02:45:32] Psyyke > fofofofoof [02:45:33] Ilucid > fofofo [02:45:34] Innominate > fofofo [02:45:34] Margaret Houlihan > fofofo [02:45:34] FreeOJ > fofofofofofo [02:45:34] Captain Tabouli > fofofo [02:45:34] Bane Glorious > NOOOOO [02:45:34] SPACE BEEZ > foofofo [02:45:34] SamHandwich > fofofofofoof [02:45:34] Enormus > fofofof [02:45:35] Von Kleist > fofofofofofo [02:45:35] Saldio Banderas > fofofo [02:45:35] RedhawkMillionaire > fofofofofofo [02:45:35] Monopthalmus > fofofo [02:45:36] Vintage Uno > fofofof [02:45:36] Johanen > fofofofofofofofo [02:45:36] Svaha Norbu > fofofofo [02:45:36] HydroSandy > fofofo [02:45:36] Pyrosquee > fofofof [02:45:37] inferno sun > fofofofo [02:45:37] The StrayDawg > fofofofof [02:45:37] General Brusilov > fofofo [02:45:37] Habe Quiddam > fofofo [02:45:37] Scavok > fofofofoffo [02:45:37] ShadowImage > fofofo [02:45:39] Sherkaner Lumpen > fofofofo [02:45:40] Zarimax Mishka > fofofofofofo [02:45:40] Sporadicus Hue > fofofo [02:45:40] Darkxray > fofofofofof [02:45:40] Ska La > fofofof [02:45:41] Ianaa > fofoofofo [02:45:41] Tandrea Lei > fofofofofo [02:45:44] Eronarn Palazzo > fofofofofofofofofofo [02:45:44] Brick Bossload > let the record stand that mcgaver is would kick the crap outta james bond any day [02:45:48] Remedial > <b>NO DONT WHAT HAVE YOU DONe</b> [02:45:49] Agmar > you're a pretty professional leader Remedial [02:45:51] Crivens > <b>goons and their' lagspoilts</b> [02:45:53] Remedial > <b>STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP</b> [02:45:56] Variso Ageo > Remedial: it's when your team loses carriers and keeps coming that I'm worried about the war. [02:46:17] K'Bar > ok guys lets chill man its only a game [02:46:20] Swirler > omg! I
We all know LV lost the war, therefore my hypothesis is confirmed. _______________________________________________________________ He who laughs last is usually the one the joke was about. |

Innominate
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 02:00:00 -
[112]
lol goonie lagzploitz    
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ElCholo
Minmatar The SMITE Brotherhood
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Posted - 2007.10.28 02:04:00 -
[113]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Lyl Libido
   
Local chat is now hax!!! Goon's superior typing skillz wins again!
/me puts on tinfoil hat
You do realise that loads of people spamming local chat DOES generate massive lag?
Me having experienced this before.
Why doesn't CCP get with the rest of the 21st century and have chat channels on separate server ...
.. and forums on separate server ..
oh wait .. they spend all their money trowing hardware at a problem that wont be fixed by throwing hardware at it.
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Natas Dog
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 02:18:00 -
[114]
Originally by: ElCholo Why doesn't CCP get with the rest of the 21st century and have chat channels on separate server ...
Chat is on another server, the OP is just full of ****. _______________________________________________________________ He who laughs last is usually the one the joke was about. |

Evelgrivion
Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.28 02:21:00 -
[115]
Originally by: Natas Dog
Originally by: ElCholo Why doesn't CCP get with the rest of the 21st century and have chat channels on separate server ...
Chat is on another server, the OP is just full of ****.
Virtually all eve functions are integrated into the same cluster. I think chat is also on the same nodes as solar systems.
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fishblades
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 02:27:00 -
[116]
I guess we should only bring 10 goons to the fight from now on.
owned by a noobie op hehe
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Cvuos
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 02:52:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Evelgrivion
Virtually all eve functions are integrated into the same cluster. I think chat is also on the same nodes as solar systems.
But if your random theorycrafting is true, and the other random theorycrafting said that chat lag was clientside, there is a crippling bug in Eve that can make 0.01 kbit/sec lag a client. Petition it as a bug. Don't be surprised if a black CCP van pulls up to your house, rings your doorbell and smacks you upside the head.
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Sophite
Dark Centuri Inc. Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.10.28 02:55:00 -
[118]
Not sure if this was mentioned. But uhh.. if spamming local lagged you out that bad... wouldnt it lag out there clients too to the point where they couldnt do anything? So then once the lag clears up, you would be at square one... of hostiles around you... and you being screwed.
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Natas Dog
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 02:57:00 -
[119]
Let's stop letting logic and reason get in the way of a perfectly good tinfoil theory. Jesus people, this is CAOD. _______________________________________________________________ He who laughs last is usually the one the joke was about. |

Seredith
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 03:09:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Sophite Not sure if this was mentioned. But uhh.. if spamming local lagged you out that bad... wouldnt it lag out there clients too to the point where they couldnt do anything? So then once the lag clears up, you would be at square one... of hostiles around you... and you being screwed.
if you found a way to give logic physical form, say the form of a baseball bat, and just started pounding away on the skulls of people like the OP it still would not manage to leave an impression. the stupidity is just that strong.
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patteSatan
Feudal Unintelligible Swedish Knights
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Posted - 2007.10.28 03:17:00 -
[121]
Well, of the chatserver is seperate...and ccp has shown they like the desync stuff....
desync due to chat overload seems like it can work.
...you women are creepy, but amusing as hell.
404 - Sense of humour not found. <===hUssmann VETO. made that
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JeanPaul Sartre
26th of July Movement
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Posted - 2007.10.28 03:17:00 -
[122]
Goons ate my hamster and slept with my wife. True story. --
Quote: If a victory is told in detail, one can no longer distinguish it from a defeat.
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Nick Curso
Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.10.28 03:22:00 -
[123]
Originally by: JeanPaul Sartre Goons ate my hamster and slept with my wife. True story.
mean :(
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Natas Dog
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 03:28:00 -
[124]
You know it's a ****ty thread when JeanPaul weighs in on the goon side. _______________________________________________________________ He who laughs last is usually the one the joke was about. |

Tetsujin
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 03:35:00 -
[125]
Originally by: Natas Dog
Quote: [02:41:20] GM Sunshine > Good evening folks [02:41:27] Brick Bossload > o/ [02:41:28] Agmar > hello mr shine [02:41:33] Variso Ageo > \o GM! [02:41:36] Agmar > remedial did it [02:41:42] K'Bar > lol [02:41:55] Agmar > he is selling GTCs in local [02:41:55] Cthub > you are my sunshine... myonly sunshine.. when you arn't happy .. my skies are grey.. :P [02:42:03] Variso Ageo > can we put in a feature request for a card game that we could play in local during these "downtimes" [02:42:18] GM Sunshine > We seem to be getting a few complaints from this system regarding local [02:42:44] Brick Bossload > ya some ppl are trying to say that james bond is better than mc***ver [02:42:45] GM Sunshine > and quite possibly its abnormal usage [02:43:09] demogod > well plz get LV guys to stop [02:43:10] Variso Ageo > goons are gonna get their wrist slapped!!! bad, bad boys. [02:43:12] K'Bar > ok everyone who doesnt live has to leave [02:43:36] K'Bar > looks like we r now closed for business [02:43:42] demogod > ok so LV go then [02:43:56] Agmar > please define abnormal usage [02:43:57] Variso Ageo > sunshine: it was annoying, but the goon players only did it for a minute or so. [02:44:02] Remedial > Remedial > /emote takes off his shirt.<br>Remedial > 16/m/FL<br>Remedial > u??<br>GM Sunshine > Immortal, male, Game masters [02:44:08] Agmar > ohhh.... fofo [02:44:55] GM Sunshine > For now there will not be any warnings [02:44:57] Remedial > Goons please don't fofofo anymore as you're causing LV to lose the war [02:45:00] GM Sunshine > but... [02:45:07] Nweilin Ng > oh noes, GM [02:45:22] Nova Cygni > fofofofofo [02:45:24] Magere > fofofofofo [02:45:26] Althera > fofofo [02:45:26] Kerevar > fofofofofofofo [02:45:26] Stradiot > fofofo [02:45:28] Eyud > fofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofof [02:45:28] Hotokhe > fofofo [02:45:29] Vera Nosfyu > fofofo [02:45:30] Contez > fofofofo [02:45:30] Zinrix > fofofo [02:45:31] Arthur Miller > fofofofoof [02:45:32] Ilarra > fofofofofofo [02:45:32] Arthenis > fofofofo [02:45:32] Woobins > fofofofofofo [02:45:32] SPACE BEEZ > foofoofo [02:45:32] Psyyke > fofofofoof [02:45:33] Ilucid > fofofo [02:45:34] Innominate > fofofo [02:45:34] Margaret Houlihan > fofofo [02:45:34] FreeOJ > fofofofofofo [02:45:34] Captain Tabouli > fofofo [02:45:34] Bane Glorious > NOOOOO [02:45:34] SPACE BEEZ > foofofo [02:45:34] SamHandwich > fofofofofoof [02:45:34] Enormus > fofofof [02:45:35] Von Kleist > fofofofofofo [02:45:35] Saldio Banderas > fofofo [02:45:35] RedhawkMillionaire > fofofofofofo [02:45:35] Monopthalmus > fofofo [02:45:36] Vintage Uno > fofofof [02:45:36] Johanen > fofofofofofofofo [02:45:36] Svaha Norbu > fofofofo [02:45:36] HydroSandy > fofofo [02:45:36] Pyrosquee > fofofof [02:45:37] inferno sun > fofofofo [02:45:37] The StrayDawg > fofofofof [02:45:37] General Brusilov > fofofo [02:45:37] Habe Quiddam > fofofo [02:45:37] Scavok > fofofofoffo [02:45:37] ShadowImage > fofofo [02:45:39] Sherkaner Lumpen > fofofofo [02:45:40] Zarimax Mishka > fofofofofofo [02:45:40] Sporadicus Hue > fofofo [02:45:40] Darkxray > fofofofofof [02:45:40] Ska La > fofofof [02:45:41] Ianaa > fofoofofo [02:45:41] Tandrea Lei > fofofofofo [02:45:44] Eronarn Palazzo > fofofofofofofofofofo [02:45:44] Brick Bossload > let the record stand that mcgaver is would kick the crap outta james bond any day [02:45:48] Remedial > NO DONT WHAT HAVE YOU DONe [02:45:49] Agmar > you're a pretty professional leader Remedial [02:45:51] Crivens > <b>goons and their' lagspoilts</b> [02:45:53] Remedial > STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP [02:45:56] Variso Ageo > Remedial: it's when your team loses carriers and keeps coming that I'm worried about the war. [02:46:17] K'Bar > ok guys lets chill man its only a game
rofl
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Cap II
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 03:37:00 -
[126]
Originally by: JeanPaul Sartre Goons ate my hamster and slept with my wife. True story.
And it was good.
(not your wife, so much as the hamster)
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Vyres
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 04:02:00 -
[127]
so guys its okay to shoot blues right????
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Elohe
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 04:29:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Vyres so guys its okay to shoot blues right????
If its that cold plasma ****** sure is
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Nlewis
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 04:36:00 -
[129]
lag
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Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.10.28 04:43:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Vyres so guys its okay to shoot blues right????
in this case go ahead
coldplasma; maybe you should join an alliance that likes it when its members publically badmouth its allies in an ignorant and stupid manner ?
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Devian 666
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 04:45:00 -
[131]
Originally by: patteSatan Edited by: patteSatan on 28/10/2007 03:17:03 Well, if the chatserver is seperate...and ccp has shown they like the desync stuff....
desync due to chat overload seems like it can work.
I hope you're being sarcastic otherwise you're proof as to why scammers get away with their craft in this game. The OP lagged because of the number of people jumping into the system. Given that there were only 30 people in gang he must have a rubbish computer and/or net connection.
Note that the OP was already dead and didn't know it.
I agree I don't have the features to be a holoreel star. Quote: Astarte Nosferatu > You'd mind if I ask for your asl? SirMolle > eh?
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Alice Cholmondeley
I Am Legend
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Posted - 2007.10.28 04:55:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
in this case go ahead
coldplasma; maybe you should join an alliance that likes it when its members publically badmouth its allies in an ignorant and stupid manner ?
Firing up the excuse train again Tyrrax? Better make a public apology before you have no one else to look up to. |

Morning Mist
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 04:58:00 -
[133]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Originally by: Vyres so guys its okay to shoot blues right????
in this case go ahead
coldplasma; maybe you should join an alliance that likes it when its members publically badmouth its allies in an ignorant and stupid manner ?
now coldplasma knows what it is like to be owned
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Caliwyrm O'Libr
Red Eye .Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.28 05:03:00 -
[134]
So the cause of all that Jita lag is actually the chat window?
godammit man! =======
Talk is cheap because supply always outweighs demand.. |

Vyres
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 05:03:00 -
[135]
Edited by: Vyres on 28/10/2007 05:06:05 Tyrax dosent have to apologize for ****. Goonswarm knows ******** forum posting better then anyone else. At first I thought this was one of the best IAC fakeposts in a while but yeah its okay im not keeping score as the amount of mis informed pubbie **** that comes from our mouth easily triples IAC's
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Virgil Aquilis
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.10.28 05:13:00 -
[136]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Originally by: Vyres so guys its okay to shoot blues right????
in this case go ahead
coldplasma; maybe you should join an alliance that likes it when its members publically badmouth its allies in an ignorant and stupid manner ?
Too bad we're not recruiting :(
j/k <3 Tyrrax
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UnsignedInt
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 05:15:00 -
[137]
Did you know I made this alt just so i can fofofo twice as much?
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Lyl Libido
The Taining corp Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.10.28 05:17:00 -
[138]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Originally by: Vyres so guys its okay to shoot blues right????
in this case go ahead
coldplasma; maybe you should join an alliance that likes it when its members publically badmouth its allies in an ignorant and stupid manner ?
FREAKING BURNED..... \o tyrrax -Lyl Libido The Taining Corp |

Tetsujin
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 05:21:00 -
[139]
we've hacked the client so that when we fofo local it lags everyone out who isn't on standings.goonfleet.com 
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Hrin
Minmatar Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 05:26:00 -
[140]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Originally by: Vyres so guys its okay to shoot blues right????
in this case go ahead
coldplasma; maybe you should join an alliance that likes it when its members publically badmouth its allies in an ignorant and stupid manner ?
      So drunk sieging is ok, but not drunk forum posting. This is an unfortunate day for alcoholics everywhere.
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Ungdall
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 05:28:00 -
[141]
itt goons are trolled
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Devian 666
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 05:30:00 -
[142]
Originally by: Tetsujin we've hacked the client so that when we fofo local it lags everyone out who isn't on standings.goonfleet.com 
That's a lie the last lot of fofofo made my computer crash.
I agree I don't have the features to be a holoreel star. Quote: Astarte Nosferatu > You'd mind if I ask for your asl? SirMolle > eh?
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PriestWithKnives
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 05:38:00 -
[143]
fofofo is the real cause of desyncs, fighter lag, broken domination loot tables, the ghost who stole christmas, and joshua 4chan's brief hetrosexual urges.
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Aphotic Raven
Gallente E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.10.28 05:42:00 -
[144]
/signed
please remove local to stop these evil hacks 
(disclaimer: this may or may not lead to the death of a billion isk farmers weighing heavily on your conscience)
Originally by: Dr Cupid Let me tell you all that I'm really enjoying eve-beta, and can't wait for the real game to come out!
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Emrod
Legion Du Lys GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 05:45:00 -
[145]
Write Fofofofo in local cant crash the node !The proof, i have try it on World of Warcraft in the famous Barren chat and the only thing happen its that everybodies on local ask me to STFU 
so the conclusion of this big and serious investigation is.....
COAD is for morons.......hey...wait a minute 0o !!! |

Rastadeen
Minmatar Sphere Design Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.28 05:53:00 -
[146]
Chatspam laggs chat, so if you play eve text base ie /me shoots missile at X.. it does lag fights with chatspam.
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Dao2SKP
Shillelagh Corp.
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Posted - 2007.10.28 07:22:00 -
[147]
wow ;p cold and op clearly don't know that they're talking about :| It's really funny for cold cause he likes too think he does but is really clueless....
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Alias11
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 08:15:00 -
[148]
Originally by: Evelgrivion
Originally by: Natas Dog
Originally by: ElCholo Why doesn't CCP get with the rest of the 21st century and have chat channels on separate server ...
Chat is on another server, the OP is just full of ****.
Virtually all eve functions are integrated into the same cluster. I think chat is also on the same nodes as solar systems.
'snot, or seems not to be. I remember a year ago in XZH we killed the node and no one could do anything with their ships or anything else, and we had a campfire in local with razor, and local worked like a charm
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.10.28 08:26:00 -
[149]
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Originally by: Vyres so guys its okay to shoot blues right????
in this case go ahead
coldplasma; maybe you should join an alliance that likes it when its members publically badmouth its allies in an ignorant and stupid manner ?
Did you return from your break with a new owner?
Besides, your allies do a far better job of making themselves look bad than coldplasma even attempts to do .. but, you know, if that is the company you like to keep, mad props to you.
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur
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Necronomicon
Caldari KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.28 08:28:00 -
[150]
Originally by: Emrod Write Fofofofo in local cant crash the node !The proof, i have try it on World of Warcraft in the famous Barren chat and the only thing happen its that everybodies on local ask me to STFU 
so the conclusion of this big and serious investigation is.....
WoW? You're crossing the line man, you're crossing the damn line.
KIA - When cowbell isn't enough.
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Alias11
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 08:29:00 -
[151]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Originally by: Vyres so guys its okay to shoot blues right????
in this case go ahead
coldplasma; maybe you should join an alliance that likes it when its members publically badmouth its allies in an ignorant and stupid manner ?
Did you return from your break with a new owner?
Besides, your allies do a far better job of making themselves look bad than coldplasma even attempts to do .. but, you know, if that is the company you like to keep, mad props to you.
At least we don't suck ass in the game as well as on the forums
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.10.28 08:42:00 -
[152]
Originally by: Alias11
At least we don't suck ass in the game as well as on the forums
Oh, you do. At least IAC have some ability .. not that you care, because you didn't have the skill or ability to you know, like, help them out or anything.
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur
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Tevlent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 08:46:00 -
[153]
Edited by: Tevlent on 28/10/2007 08:45:56
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Alias11
At least we don't suck ass in the game as well as on the forums
Oh, you do. At least IAC have some ability .. not that you care, because you didn't have the skill or ability to you know, like, help them out or anything.
Yeah, its not like we weren't busy kicking out all of Feyth's pets which BoB left them for slaughter or anything....ohwai.
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.10.28 08:49:00 -
[154]
Originally by: Tevlent
Yeah, its not like we weren't busy kicking out all of Feyth's pets which BoB left for slaughter or anything....ohwai.
But I thought they were all weak and pathetic, and the PL had solo'd them all anyway?
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur
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Tevlent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 08:50:00 -
[155]
Edited by: Tevlent on 28/10/2007 08:50:55
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Tevlent
Yeah, its not like we weren't busy kicking out all of Feyth's pets which BoB left for slaughter or anything....ohwai.
But I thought they were all weak and pathetic, and the PL had solo'd them all anyway?
All those POS's aren't going to reinforce themselves.
Haha, actually wait...during a few RISE POS ops the towers actually went offline while we were in the middle of sieging it because it ran out of fuel, welp.
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.10.28 08:53:00 -
[156]
Originally by: Tevlent
All those POS's aren't going to reinforce themselves.
Haha, actually wait...during a few RISE POS ops the towers actually went offline while we were in the middle of sieging it because it ran out of fuel, welp.
Wait.. Reinforcing a POS, which, you know, will still be there claiming space later, is more important than saving your allies, who probably won't.
Yeah, and they say *we* are bad allies.
Still, grats NPC'ing those towers, mad props to you.
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur
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Tevlent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 08:55:00 -
[157]
Edited by: Tevlent on 28/10/2007 08:56:10
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Tevlent
All those POS's aren't going to reinforce themselves.
Haha, actually wait...during a few RISE POS ops the towers actually went offline while we were in the middle of sieging it because it ran out of fuel, welp.
Wait.. Reinforcing a POS, which, you know, will still be there claiming space later, is more important than saving your allies, who probably won't.
Yeah, and they say *we* are bad allies.
Still, grats NPC'ing those towers, mad props to you.
Keep telling yourself that your steamroller is working, it will help you sleep at night while we are pulling up to Period Basis and you are still stuck getting through half of Catch.
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Hermione Grangerr
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Posted - 2007.10.28 08:56:00 -
[158]
Edited by: Hermione Grangerr on 28/10/2007 08:56:11 you should check ur firewalls
it might be a internet problem too
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Virgil Aquilis
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.10.28 08:57:00 -
[159]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Tevlent
All those POS's aren't going to reinforce themselves.
Haha, actually wait...during a few RISE POS ops the towers actually went offline while we were in the middle of sieging it because it ran out of fuel, welp.
Wait.. Reinforcing a POS, which, you know, will still be there claiming space later, is more important than saving your allies, who probably won't.
Yeah, and they say *we* are bad allies.
Still, grats NPC'ing those towers, mad props to you.
Well aren't you just the most adorable little thing
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Orangir
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 09:36:00 -
[160]
Originally by: Avon Wait.. Reinforcing a POS, which, you know, will still be there claiming space later, is more important than saving your allies, who probably won't.
Yeah, and they say *we* are bad allies.
Still, grats NPC'ing those towers, mad props to you.
This propaganda is depressingly bad. 
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Scatim Helicon
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 10:10:00 -
[161]
Originally by: Orangir
Originally by: Avon Wait.. Reinforcing a POS, which, you know, will still be there claiming space later, is more important than saving your allies, who probably won't.
Yeah, and they say *we* are bad allies.
Still, grats NPC'ing those towers, mad props to you.
This propaganda is depressingly bad. 
Almost makes me miss dbp.
Almost.
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NO BRAKES
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 10:12:00 -
[162]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Tevlent
All those POS's aren't going to reinforce themselves.
Haha, actually wait...during a few RISE POS ops the towers actually went offline while we were in the middle of sieging it because it ran out of fuel, welp.
Wait.. Reinforcing a POS, which, you know, will still be there claiming space later, is more important than saving your allies, who probably won't.
Yeah, and they say *we* are bad allies.
Still, grats NPC'ing those towers, mad props to you.
The fact that our allies are inhabiting space we took from you and your allies makes this argument pretty moot.
Don't let me get in the way of your transparent attempts to drive a wedge between IAC and the coalition though. It was almost so subtle that I did not detect the masterful wit.
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Ramlir
0.0 Corp
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Posted - 2007.10.28 11:04:00 -
[163]
Originally by: Avon
Oh, you do. At least IAC have some ability .. not that you care, because you didn't have the skill or ability to you know, like, help them out or anything.
These kind of posts could almost make you forget who backed out of Tenerifis, Omist and Feyth.
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Olli Hokkanen
Full Life Alternative
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Posted - 2007.10.28 11:06:00 -
[164]
Originally by: Ferrosa <whine>
Goons are spamming local again... they came in with only 30 people... started spamming local channel all at same time, I was 150 meters off the gate and I couldn't even jump out... Way to go goons, always happy to be the subject of your exploits :) seriously GMs, do something about it... my ship has been stuck in space now for 10 minutes... Only 30 in local! Can't do anything, 29 people shooting me still, already got mail for my ship but its still there, great gameplay for me... Props to you for killing me, thats okay, but the way in which you have to do it.. lol, you would have killed me without the spam too you know, and then I could have played on in my new clone.. now i'm just stuck
</whine>
Discuss 
cry more noob
dont make goons your enemies if you cant handle them, take the train to jita
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Impretinent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 11:10:00 -
[165]
Uggg. Good job goofswarm. Break local everywhere.
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Velanth
Coalition of Nations
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Posted - 2007.10.28 11:17:00 -
[166]
This threadnought needs more cowbell. 
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Luna Nilaya
Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 11:19:00 -
[167]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Tevlent
All those POS's aren't going to reinforce themselves.
Haha, actually wait...during a few RISE POS ops the towers actually went offline while we were in the middle of sieging it because it ran out of fuel, welp.
Wait.. Reinforcing a POS, which, you know, will still be there claiming space later, is more important than saving your allies, who probably won't.
Yeah, and they say *we* are bad allies.
Still, grats NPC'ing those towers, mad props to you.
The smack is strong with this one. Must be a goon spy.
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Brobuck
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 11:22:00 -
[168]
Originally by: Ferrosa <whine>
... exploits :) Props to you for killing me ...you would have killed me without the spam now i'm just stuck
</whine>
OH GOD BEES
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Sentinel Eeex
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 11:27:00 -
[169]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Originally by: Vyres so guys its okay to shoot blues right????
in this case go ahead
coldplasma; maybe you should join an alliance that likes it when its members publically badmouth its allies in an ignorant and stupid manner ?
Did you return from your break with a new owner?
Besides, your allies do a far better job of making themselves look bad than coldplasma even attempts to do .. but, you know, if that is the company you like to keep, mad props to you.
You're really making BoB look good.
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Berrik Radhok
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 11:30:00 -
[170]
Edited by: Berrik Radhok on 28/10/2007 11:30:11 A few k of text in local isn't going to lag anyone except people using Granmda's 9600 baud modem, you dip****s.
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Astarte Nosferatu
We Know Derek Derek Knows Us
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Posted - 2007.10.28 11:39:00 -
[171]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Alias11
At least we don't suck ass in the game as well as on the forums
Oh, you do. At least IAC have some ability .. not that you care, because you didn't have the skill or ability to you know, like, help them out or anything.
The Goons might not have any skill or abilities, they are still kicking your ass.
signature removed - please email us to find out why - Jacques([email protected]) *snip* Do not discuss moderation in your sig - hutch |

DogTyred
Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2007.10.28 11:42:00 -
[172]
Clearly Goons do cause Lag. I started reading this thread and 1 minute later realised I was wasting my time, it took me a further 10 minutes to exit the thread.
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Maxim Powers
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 11:51:00 -
[173]
Originally by: Avon
Reinforcing a POS, which, you know, will still be there claiming space later
Wait, so reinforcing and then destroying towers doesn't actually cause them to stop claiming space?
For those of you familiar with pos mechanics,
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Bishop 5
Gallente The Flying Tigers
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Posted - 2007.10.28 12:08:00 -
[174]
this thread almost made me forget about having the man flu -------------
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LordInvisible
Gallente FinFleet Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.10.28 13:02:00 -
[175]
Edited by: LordInvisible on 28/10/2007 13:02:17 goons do that all the time..
loads of cheap frigs at every pos, sure, they are using excuse to get any pilot without a ship on a battlefield again in no time, but who would need about 70x tier1 frigs if they had like 120man in gang..
I say, this frigs were here just to cause lag and nothing else.
http://www.imagebam.com/image/84146c605190/ http://www.imagebam.com/image/fde8b2605191/ http://www.imagebam.com/image/38e8c7605192/ http://www.imagebam.com/image/88b09d605193/ http://www.imagebam.com/image/b22dba605194/ http://www.imagebam.com/image/3f7943605195/ and list goes on..
In every POS they had something like this. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Maxim Powers
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 13:08:00 -
[176]
Edited by: Maxim Powers on 28/10/2007 13:09:22 Edited by: Maxim Powers on 28/10/2007 13:09:09
Originally by: LordInvisible
loads of cheap frigs at every pos, sure, they are using excuse to get any pilot without a ship on a battlefield again in no time, but who would need about 70x tier1 frigs if they had like 120man in gang..
We tried doing it with Firetails with the remnants of the titan fund, but that didn't last very long.
Wait, why does "a pos with lots of frigates in" deserve 6 pictures? If it's like that at every pos couldn't you at least have given us some different background
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LordInvisible
Gallente FinFleet Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.10.28 13:14:00 -
[177]
i've given extensive proof for one POS, so there is no doubts, taht i photoshoped it or players named their ships otherwise.
And i really didnt take screenies for all the POSes in the system. I've taken for one, for which ive been assigned to spy on.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Maxim Powers
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 13:17:00 -
[178]
Originally by: LordInvisible i've given extensive proof for one POS, so there is no doubts, taht i photoshoped it or players named their ships otherwise.
Frigates? AT A POS?
This is inconceivable and you must have photoshopped the picture.
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Geoffrey Tolwyn
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 13:19:00 -
[179]
Originally by: LordInvisible i've given extensive proof for one POS, so there is no doubts, taht i photoshoped it or players named their ships otherwise.
And i really didnt take screenies for all the POSes in the system. I've taken for one, for which ive been assigned to spy on..
Haha, so this is what BoB lets finfleet do.  Finfleet is so totally the best fleet.
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BoB sucks
Burning Bush Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.10.28 13:34:00 -
[180]
Originally by: Geoffrey Tolwyn
Originally by: LordInvisible i've given extensive proof for one POS, so there is no doubts, taht i photoshoped it or players named their ships otherwise.
And i really didnt take screenies for all the POSes in the system. I've taken for one, for which ive been assigned to spy on..
Haha, so this is what BoB lets finfleet do.  Finfleet is so totally the best fleet.
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Welfare State
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 13:40:00 -
[181]
Edited by: Welfare State on 28/10/2007 13:40:00
Originally by: LordInvisible Edited by: LordInvisible on 28/10/2007 13:02:17 who would need about 70x tier1 frigs if they had like 120man in gang.
THIS. IS. GOONFLEET.
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Maitsu
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.10.28 13:40:00 -
[182]
Can "Mad props to you" be a new meme?
If so, mad props to you for this thread.
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Diicc Tater
Aggressive Tendencies Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2007.10.28 14:12:00 -
[183]
Originally by: Moctobot

local chat doesnt lag anything you muppet
oh yeah?
why don't you try puting a crapload of ASCII in it wit a few friends and then all at once submit it. I've been lagged by that as well as BABABBA (of B = F and A = O).
The petition don't help tho, because "TEH LOGGS!!! THEY DO NOTHING!" as the standars GM reply is. Promotional movie! (69mb) JOIN |

Vile rat
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 14:20:00 -
[184]
Originally by: Diicc Tater
Originally by: Moctobot

local chat doesnt lag anything you muppet
oh yeah?
why don't you try puting a crapload of ASCII in it wit a few friends and then all at once submit it. I've been lagged by that as well as BABABBA (of B = F and A = O).
The petition don't help tho, because "TEH LOGGS!!! THEY DO NOTHING!" as the standars GM reply is.
Lets assume for the sake of conversation that typing in local lags you out (it doesn't btw). How would each goon typing one line of fofofofofo in local after a battle make any difference in the outcome of the battle that already took place?
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Ramlir
0.0 Corp
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Posted - 2007.10.28 14:21:00 -
[185]
I am really surprised at the above -V- member's stance on this subject.
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Sentinel Eeex
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 14:24:00 -
[186]
Originally by: LordInvisible Edited by: LordInvisible on 28/10/2007 13:02:17 goons do that all the time..
loads of cheap frigs at every pos, sure, they are using excuse to get any pilot without a ship on a battlefield again in no time, but who would need about 70x tier1 frigs if they had like 120man in gang..
I say, this frigs were here just to cause lag and nothing else.
For those frigs to supposedly "cause lag", you needed to actually ATTACK the POSes. Which you never did 
If you're nice enough, I'll even show you what those frigs are used for...
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ZePequerio
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.10.28 14:28:00 -
[187]
Anybody arguing that james bond is better than mc***ver deserve to die imo.
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Scavok
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 14:32:00 -
[188]
Edited by: Scavok on 28/10/2007 14:34:53 Edited by: Scavok on 28/10/2007 14:32:07
Originally by: LordInvisible Edited by: LordInvisible on 28/10/2007 13:02:17 goons do that all the time..
loads of cheap frigs at every pos, sure, they are using excuse to get any pilot without a ship on a battlefield again in no time, but who would need about 70x tier1 frigs if they had like 120man in gang..
I say, this frigs were here just to cause lag and nothing else.
http://www.imagebam.com/image/84146c605190/ http://www.imagebam.com/image/fde8b2605191/ http://www.imagebam.com/image/38e8c7605192/ http://www.imagebam.com/image/88b09d605193/ http://www.imagebam.com/image/b22dba605194/ http://www.imagebam.com/image/3f7943605195/ and list goes on..
In every POS they had something like this.
Yes, we put up a small, lightly armed, completely irrelevant POS full of frigates just you lag you guys out as you sat next door with your capital fleet too scared to defend the RISE POS's exiting reinforced. Makes total sense to me.
edit: That was also the only Goonswarm POS we had in the system 
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JeanPaul Sartre
26th of July Movement
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Posted - 2007.10.28 14:32:00 -
[189]
I'm making a NEW internet rule. A maximum of 5 Goons only are allowed to quote and retort to an Avon post. I shall call it rule number 5.
You could make a little game of it.. judge each others previous Avon burns and give scores out of 100. Best 5 get a weeks worth of rebuttal rights. --
Quote: If a victory is told in detail, one can no longer distinguish it from a defeat.
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Qeng Nuwen
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 14:38:00 -
[190]
Edited by: Qeng Nuwen on 28/10/2007 14:38:48
Originally by: JeanPaul Sartre I'm making a NEW internet rule. A maximum of 5 Goons only are allowed to quote and retort to an Avon post. I shall call it rule number 5.
You could make a little game of it.. judge each others previous Avon burns and give scores out of 100. Best 5 get a weeks worth of rebuttal rights.
Mad props to you for the new rule.
Post #200 in a Fukken Goons thread.
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Natas Dog
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 15:08:00 -
[191]
This thread certainly got a lot better after Avon woke up. Goonswarm, more like Devswarm amirite? _______________________________________________________________ He who laughs last is usually the one the joke was about. |

Raevenor
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 15:22:00 -
[192]
This is a good thread, voted 5.
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Cvuos
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 15:29:00 -
[193]
Originally by: JeanPaul Sartre I'm making a NEW internet rule. A maximum of 5 Goons only are allowed to quote and retort to an Avon post. I shall call it rule number 5.
You could make a little game of it.. judge each others previous Avon burns and give scores out of 100. Best 5 get a weeks worth of rebuttal rights.
Is it 5 per Goonswarm or do individual corps get 5 each?
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Impretinent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 15:49:00 -
[194]
fit bookmarks in your vigil
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infinityshok
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Posted - 2007.10.28 16:06:00 -
[195]
Im not advocating or defending anything or anyone in this thread that can only be described as the epitome of ******ation but Ive been in jita with 700+ in local and scammers, isk sellers, and various other spam junkies scrolling local so quickly it isnt readable. There was no unusual lag on my client and if this in itself isnt some sort of indication that local channel overload doesnt cause abnormal lag, nothing does.
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 16:15:00 -
[196]
Originally by: infinityshok Im not advocating or defending anything or anyone in this thread that can only be described as the epitome of ******ation but Ive been in jita with 700+ in local and scammers, isk sellers, and various other spam junkies scrolling local so quickly it isnt readable. There was no unusual lag on my client and if this in itself isnt some sort of indication that local channel overload doesnt cause abnormal lag, nothing does.
this.
There's absolutely no technical way that 30 newbies fofofoing in local will lag you.
I did note that the OP hasn't responded. Perhaps he has taken our advice and gone back to empire like a good bob pet should.
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Bein Glorious
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 16:46:00 -
[197]
To be fair to the IAC guy, some characters will kind of screw up the client. There was this one time that Remedial came on while drunk (I assume) and kept typing in some foreign character that EVE's chat didn't render properly and would freeze up the screen for a few seconds each time he spammed it. I had to tell him to stop because he was doing it in intel channels and it could have been screwing up an op or something.
Despite that, "fofofo" won't do anything remotely like that and is completely harmless. |

Ponderous Thunderstroke
Republic War Machine Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.28 17:00:00 -
[198]
Except for demoralizing bobbits when 50k individual fofo's show up in Local at once.
But I'm OK with that.
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 17:00:00 -
[199]
this thread is the best thread
fofofofofofofofofofofo
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Bran Stormer
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 17:27:00 -
[200]
Mads props to all for this thread
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Eldwinn
The Tierijev Compact Division of Eden
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Posted - 2007.10.28 17:46:00 -
[201]
mad props
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 17:48:00 -
[202]
Originally by: Eldwinn
mad props
grats all, grats all
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Berrik Radhok
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 19:41:00 -
[203]
Originally by: Eldwinn
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Yggdrassill Yeltsin
The Greater Goon GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 19:57:00 -
[204]
Edited by: Yggdrassill Yeltsin on 28/10/2007 19:57:57 Do you have a big fofo? ----------------------------------
Thanks - Hutch
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Ezoran DuBlaidd
Rivers Enterprises Power Corrupts Industry's
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Posted - 2007.10.28 19:58:00 -
[205]
Originally by: Evelgrivion
Originally by: Natas Dog
Originally by: ElCholo Why doesn't CCP get with the rest of the 21st century and have chat channels on separate server ...
Chat is on another server, the OP is just full of ****.
Virtually all eve functions are integrated into the same cluster. I think chat is also on the same nodes as solar systems.
what exactly do you mean by the terms "cluster" and "nodes"?
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Mrrzah
Amarr Ordo Drakonis
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Posted - 2007.10.28 20:48:00 -
[206]
Tbh, I find it deplorable, that you goons use chat-windows and spaceships. You should all get banned, so we can go back to drifting around in pods, nodding at each other knowingly.
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Atama Cardel
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 21:30:00 -
[207]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Alias11
At least we don't suck ass in the game as well as on the forums
Oh, you do. At least IAC have some ability .. not that you care, because you didn't have the skill or ability to you know, like, help them out or anything.
Much like your ability to you know, like, help out RISE out or anything
Originally by: Odda hey im a gonnie and i like to sue CCP to gett the game to my favor
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Dianaballick
Band of Developers
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Posted - 2007.10.28 21:35:00 -
[208]
Originally by: Moctobot

local chat doesnt lag anything you muppet
neither do fighters
Quote: 2006.12.18 23:46:04 /DevCommand Self_destruct Phoenix(nOrAb)
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Buyerr
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Posted - 2007.10.28 21:40:00 -
[209]
well the gm's should perma ban whoever did it...
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Buyerr
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Posted - 2007.10.28 21:43:00 -
[210]
Originally by: Sacrosanctus Here's a hint: to cause the game to lag by spamming local you'd have to be typing and sending messages on the order of hundreds of thousands of times faster than humanly possible, if it were possible at all. (It's not)
ctrl+v there you go ;) pritty fast no doubt.
dont know how much it takes to cause lag, but if it is possible they should be banned for it permanently
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Cvuos
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 21:51:00 -
[211]
Goonswarm is the second most petitioned alliance in the game.
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Devian 666
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 21:56:00 -
[212]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Tevlent
All those POS's aren't going to reinforce themselves.
Haha, actually wait...during a few RISE POS ops the towers actually went offline while we were in the middle of sieging it because it ran out of fuel, welp.
Wait.. Reinforcing a POS, which, you know, will still be there claiming space later, is more important than saving your allies, who probably won't.
Yeah, and they say *we* are bad allies.
Still, grats NPC'ing those towers, mad props to you.
I've always enjoyed your posts but this one I give a 2/10.
Attacking GBC pos's < helping IAC
Ok. By your logic:
Attacking IAC < helping DR and RISE
From my perspective; I wanted to dine in NOL this weekend but there was nobody home the two times I went through there. The only ones protecting your space atm are Axiom Empire and Nubs.
I agree I don't have the features to be a holoreel star. Quote: Astarte Nosferatu > You'd mind if I ask for your asl? SirMolle > eh?
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Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar Aeden Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.10.28 21:58:00 -
[213]
Jita local. 2isk
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Ezoran DuBlaidd
Rivers Enterprises Power Corrupts Industry's
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Posted - 2007.10.28 22:05:00 -
[214]
Originally by: Atama Cardel
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Alias11
At least we don't suck ass in the game as well as on the forums
Oh, you do. At least IAC have some ability .. not that you care, because you didn't have the skill or ability to you know, like, help them out or anything.
Much like your ability to you know, like, help out RISE out or anything
didn't they provide like a freighter or something to help move RISE out, for like an hour or something?
sheesh, you act like they did NOTHING. 
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Atama Cardel
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 22:08:00 -
[215]
Originally by: Ezoran DuBlaidd
Originally by: Atama Cardel
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Alias11
At least we don't suck ass in the game as well as on the forums
Oh, you do. At least IAC have some ability .. not that you care, because you didn't have the skill or ability to you know, like, help them out or anything.
Much like your ability to you know, like, help out RISE out or anything
didn't they provide like a freighter or something to help move RISE out, for like an hour or something?
sheesh, you act like they did NOTHING. 
You're right, I should give more credit where credit is due
Originally by: Odda hey im a gonnie and i like to sue CCP to gett the game to my favor
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Tarsyris
The Greater Goon GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 22:12:00 -
[216]
Edited by: Tarsyris on 28/10/2007 22:12:54 IAC has most of their space and by the end of the year will probably have it all back and extra. RISE lost 40-50% of its membership, every station it owned and the majority of its assets. What the hell are you talking about, Avon?
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Ezoran DuBlaidd
Rivers Enterprises Power Corrupts Industry's
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Posted - 2007.10.28 22:16:00 -
[217]
Originally by: Tarsyris Edited by: Tarsyris on 28/10/2007 22:12:54 IAC has most of their space and by the end of the year will probably have it all back and extra. RISE lost 40-50% of its membership, every station it owned and the majority of its assets. What the hell are you talking about, Avon?
he was using that as a way to point out that goonies lag systems by spamming local chat.
duh.
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BoB sucks
Burning Bush Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.10.28 22:42:00 -
[218]
Originally by: Cvuos Goonswarm is the second most petitioned alliance in the game.
I wonder which is alliance has the most petitions per member?
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Daveydweeb
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 23:11:00 -
[219]
I'm so proud of my little newbie op. :3 *snip* sig removed due to it containing nothing relating to eve or the character - hutch |

Kasimir Tamar
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 23:15:00 -
[220]
Originally by: Daveydweeb I'm so proud of my little newbie op. :3
Newbie ops are the best ops.
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Daveydweeb
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.28 23:29:00 -
[221]
Originally by: Kasimir Tamar
Originally by: Daveydweeb I'm so proud of my little newbie op. :3
Newbie ops are the best ops.
Especially when I lose skillpoints. :v But I didn't post a CAOD thread about it. *snip* sig removed due to it containing nothing relating to eve or the character - hutch |

Ezoran DuBlaidd
Rivers Enterprises Power Corrupts Industry's
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Posted - 2007.10.28 23:40:00 -
[222]
Originally by: BoB sucks
Originally by: Cvuos Goonswarm is the second most petitioned alliance in the game.
I wonder which is alliance has the most petitions per member?
per member? it'd have to be PCI.
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JeanPaul Sartre
26th of July Movement
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Posted - 2007.10.28 23:52:00 -
[223]
Having reviewed this thread, I see it hasn't really improved much. All in favour of a swift death to this travesty (only to be necro'd by a Goon in 18 months) say AYE! --
Quote: If a victory is told in detail, one can no longer distinguish it from a defeat.
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Gloomy Gus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 01:30:00 -
[224]
what have i missed
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Devian 666
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 01:36:00 -
[225]
Originally by: Gloomy Gus what have i missed
Goons go on training op and I tag along for fun. Domi assplodes and pilot makes a thread about it. However, no mention of me damping a thantos or suiciding my bc later on in the op.
I agree I don't have the features to be a holoreel star. Quote: Astarte Nosferatu > You'd mind if I ask for your asl? SirMolle > eh?
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Atama Cardel
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 01:48:00 -
[226]
Originally by: Gloomy Gus what have i missed
You missed the fofofo, won't you join in?
fofofofo
Originally by: Odda hey im a gonnie and i like to sue CCP to gett the game to my favor
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Gloomy Gus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 01:58:00 -
[227]
fofofofffofofofofo
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Kymlicka
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 02:19:00 -
[228]
Edited by: Kymlicka on 29/10/2007 02:24:34 Edited by: Kymlicka on 29/10/2007 02:24:08 Edited by: Kymlicka on 29/10/2007 02:19:48 I'm confused by the suggestion that the goons are somehow able to control the text lag so that it only selectively affects prospective targets? Even if we were to accept the idea that typing fofofo in local somehow produced client or network lag, why wouldn't it also affect the much larger number of goons who are just trying to gank*****smokers?
edit: fofofofofofofofofo edit2: so no *****smokers on this forum-- what about *****smokers? edit3: ffs, ******* prudes.
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Van Steiza
Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 02:22:00 -
[229]
FofoOFOFOfoOFFOfo!
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Ezoran DuBlaidd
Rivers Enterprises Power Corrupts Industry's
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Posted - 2007.10.29 02:28:00 -
[230]
Originally by: Kymlicka Edited by: Kymlicka on 29/10/2007 02:24:34 Edited by: Kymlicka on 29/10/2007 02:24:08 Edited by: Kymlicka on 29/10/2007 02:19:48 I'm confused by the suggestion that the goons are somehow able to control the text lag so that it only selectively affects prospective targets? Even if we were to accept the idea that typing fofofo in local somehow produced client or network lag, why wouldn't it also affect the much larger number of goons who are just trying to gank*****smokers?
edit: fofofofofofofofofo edit2: so no *****smokers on this forum-- what about *****smokers? edit3: ffs, ******* prudes.
damnit man, that's why it's a hack~!! it doesn't effect goons, it only effects midgets and space hookers~!!
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Limp Wrist
The Choir
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Posted - 2007.10.29 02:45:00 -
[231]
So falling for a bait and dieing soon after is cause for a CAOD thread, THE TYRANNY OF GOONS KILLING PEOPLE.
     
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Vamp Willow
Caldari Coreward Technologies
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Posted - 2007.10.29 03:06:00 -
[232]
Looks like someone didn't know how to block local chat.
Put Goons into your Blocked Persons list and you'll never ever read again from them in local. Then they are only lagging themselves to death.
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Virgil Aquilis
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.10.29 03:09:00 -
[233]
Originally by: Vamp Willow Looks like someone didn't know how to block local chat.
Put Goons into your Blocked Persons list and you'll never ever read again from them in local. Then they are only lagging themselves to death.
grrr arrrgh them fukken goonies if i ever see one of them in Motsu I don't know what I'll do
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Jarryn Kell
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 03:21:00 -
[234]
Originally by: Virgil Aquilis
Originally by: Vamp Willow Looks like someone didn't know how to block local chat.
Put Goons into your Blocked Persons list and you'll never ever read again from them in local. Then they are only lagging themselves to death.
grrr arrrgh them fukken goonies if i ever see one of them in Motsu I don't know what I'll do
make sweet, sweet love to them, the cute little guys
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Phelan Driscoll
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 03:58:00 -
[235]
I hear we are fofo'ing in this thread, c/d? ______________________________________ fire 59 > \o/ , nerdswarm is here PriestWithKnives > sorry we took so long we were talking to our dads fire 59 > ah cool fire 59 > di |

Tevlent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 04:04:00 -
[236]
fofofofo-- fofo-... *disconnected*
*logging in*
fofofofofofofofofof....- fof--... *disconnected*
*logging in*
fofofofofofofofofo
Am I doing this right?
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Death Priest
Stronghold corp The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.29 04:07:00 -
[237]
Originally by: Buyerr well the gm's should perma ban whoever did it...
The GM's should also Perma-Ban ALT posters such as yourself!
NEWSFLASH: CCP remove Amarr and lasers from the game.
All pilots with any AMARR skillpoints will be deleted on 1st of September (They might as well since CCP nerfed them into extinction)
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Elle D
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 06:11:00 -
[238]
damn I'm sad I missed out on this thread. I rarely post in CAOD but this really illustrates why we can't lose. I mean look at the idiots we're up against...
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Zion Lior
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Posted - 2007.10.29 07:33:00 -
[239]
if you type %&^VD":?___________________________&^&%(*^$ into local it crashes the node
but don't tell anyone ok
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Jonathan Peterbilt
Caldari Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2007.10.29 07:41:00 -
[240]
Originally by: Elle D damn I'm sad I missed out on this thread. I rarely post in CAOD but this really illustrates why we can't lose. I mean look at the idiots we're up against...
So True 
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Orangir
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 08:26:00 -
[241]
Originally by: Jonathan Peterbilt So True 
Another depressingly low-quality troll. 
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Kalyster
Section XIII
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Posted - 2007.10.29 09:05:00 -
[242]
Damn goons, stop lagging the forums!
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Kaaii
Caldari Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.10.29 09:16:00 -
[243]
Its aweful!
Goons constant spam my inbox with their kill mails!
It takes forever for their fittings and rat loot to load, ccp please nerf goons!

According to Oveur, existing LSAA's already anchored will stay there. kieron Director of Community Relations,
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Tevlent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 13:21:00 -
[244]
Originally by: Kaaii
Its aweful!
Goons constant spam my inbox with their kill mails!
It takes forever for their fittings and rat loot to load, ccp please nerf goons!

Stupid goonies. Cheap T1 newb frigs. amitire?
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Natas Dog
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 13:27:00 -
[245]
Originally by: Kaaii
Its aweful!
Goons constant spam my inbox with their kill mails!
It takes forever for their fittings and rat loot to load, ccp please nerf goons!

It's almost as bad as the alliance mail spam from all the towers going up in the 3 regions we just got gifted to us. _______________________________________________________________ He who laughs last is usually the one the joke was about. |

Nlewis
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 13:49:00 -
[246]
Originally by: Kaaii
Its aweful!
Goons constant spam my inbox with their kill mails!
It takes forever for their fittings and rat loot to load, ccp please nerf goons!

my inbox gets spammed with towers anchored in hostile space. I feel your pain man
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frank frank
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 14:23:00 -
[247]
I'm too late to fofo aren't I.
*sigh*
fof....ofofo....fofofo :smith:
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BoB sucks
Burning Bush Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.10.29 19:03:00 -
[248]
Originally by: frank frank I'm too late to fofo aren't I.
*sigh*
fof....ofofo....fofofo :smith:
to late, you obviously fail at eve
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Yussef
Amarr Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 19:26:00 -
[249]
I'm going to start petitioning you people for not spamming local. 2 can play at this game.
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Jane Spondogolo
NoobWaffe
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Posted - 2007.10.29 19:35:00 -
[250]
Originally by: patteSatan Edited by: patteSatan on 28/10/2007 03:17:03 Well, if the chatserver is seperate...and ccp has shown they like the desync stuff....
desync due to chat overload seems like it can work.
Eve player not working in IT industry found! 
Ok, Seriously folks, lets put a nail in the coffin of this silly theory.
Go open the log server, and watch just how much information your client spews into the "unseen local" of server-client comms when you just change direction. Literally pages worth of "fofo" equivilent. Now, everyone drop your drones out. 
Seriously people, this silly theory of local chat lag was debunked years ago, why do folks persist with this nonsense. Also, IAC guy just where DID Tyrax get you from anyway?? Allies shouldn't smack Allies. ______ Unrepentant Southern Federation Cheerleader.
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Alpine 69
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.10.29 21:52:00 -
[251]
Originally by: Phorashi FoFoFo
TL;DR
Sweet love for the ones that mod my sig <3  From her? You're on. -Rauth |

Ezoran DuBlaidd
Rivers Enterprises Power Corrupts Industry's
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Posted - 2007.10.29 21:54:00 -
[252]
Originally by: Vamp Willow Looks like someone didn't know how to block local chat.
Put Goons into your Blocked Persons list and you'll never ever read again from them in local. Then they are only lagging themselves to death.
um, if the chat-lag doesn't lag goons now, why would it lag them if you put them on ignore?
chat-lag could be just another term for "i'm stupid". but i don't know, i'm ignoring myself to show myself that i'm too good to read what i type. if only i could read that when i taunt myself that i'm on ignore.... curses~! i mean, um GOONS~!!
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Narciss Sevar
Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.10.29 22:51:00 -
[253]
I hear if you type hail Mary into local 3 times everyone in system blows up. True story.
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Gort
Storm Guard Elite
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Posted - 2007.10.29 22:57:00 -
[254]
Ok, so is this a Goon thread?
I'm just asking because it reads a lot like a classic BoD thread....
G
-- When in doubt, empty the magazine. |

Kyrie Elaison
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.10.30 01:17:00 -
[255]
Originally by: Gort Ok, so is this a Goon thread?
I'm just asking because it reads a lot like a classic BoD thread....
G
We intentionally don't make sense. Can't say the same for others.
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Martin VanBuren
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.30 01:30:00 -
[256]
Originally by: Gort Ok, so is this a Goon thread?
I'm just asking because it reads a lot like a classic BoD thread....
G
Except for the bit where a dev comes in and admits to cheating, yes, yes it does read just like an old bod thread.
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Ezoran DuBlaidd
Rivers Enterprises Power Corrupts Industry's
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Posted - 2007.10.30 01:53:00 -
[257]
Originally by: Martin VanBuren
Originally by: Gort Ok, so is this a Goon thread?
I'm just asking because it reads a lot like a classic BoD thread....
G
Except for the bit where a dev comes in and admits to cheating, yes, yes it does read just like an old bod thread.
what?
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Elle D
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.30 02:14:00 -
[258]
hey guys I did a fofo test. basically spammed fofofo in chat 126.5 times then hit enter. The I proceeded to do that 29 more times until my network readings spiked at a node-crashing 2.6 Kilobytes out and 13.4 Kilobytes in. Then I undocked and KB out went to 4.2 and KB in went to 32.
Let's work on the mafs hurr.
126.5x29 fo's = 2.6KBout, 13.4KBin = 16KB total undocking = 1.6KBout, 18.6KBin = 20.6KB total fo's/undocking=0.777 126.5x29=3668.5*0.777=2850.425
IT TAKES 2850.425 FO's IN CHAT TO EQUAL THE BANDWIDTH USED TO UNDOCK.
did I kill the thread?
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Devian 666
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.30 02:24:00 -
[259]
Originally by: Elle D Edited by: Elle D on 30/10/2007 02:17:33 hey guys I did a fofo test. basically spammed fofofo in chat 126.5 times then hit enter. The I proceeded to do that 29 more times until my network readings spiked at a node-crashing 2.6 Kilobytes out and 13.4 Kilobytes in. Then I undocked and KB out went to 4.2 and KB in went to 32.
Let's work on the mafs hurr.
126.5x29 fo's = 2.6KBout, 13.4KBin = 16KB total undocking = 1.6KBout, 18.6KBin = 20.6KB total fo's/undocking=0.777 126.5x29=3668.5*0.777=2850.425
IT TAKES 2850.425 FO's IN CHAT TO EQUAL THE BANDWIDTH USED TO UNDOCK.
did I kill the thread?
EDIT: network spiked again to 44KB in while writing this. I smell nodesmoke.
Not really it's actually about a guy who started a CAOD thread about how fofo's lagged him out because he normally doesn't get lagged while fighting 30v1 with a ratting fitted domi.
CCP nerf ratting domis because they're solopwn mobiles versus 30 ships (unless lagged by fofofo's).
I agree I don't have the features to be a holoreel star. Quote: Astarte Nosferatu > You'd mind if I ask for your asl? SirMolle > eh?
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Elle D
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.30 02:26:00 -
[260]
I atleast get props for doing the first analysis of fofo's using real-server data.
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Devian 666
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.30 02:35:00 -
[261]
Originally by: Elle D I atleast get props for doing the first analysis of fofo's using real-server data.
Yes and by doing so you debunk a theory by use of experimental science.
I agree I don't have the features to be a holoreel star. Quote: Astarte Nosferatu > You'd mind if I ask for your asl? SirMolle > eh?
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Kyrie Elaison
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.10.30 08:13:00 -
[262]
Goons suck.
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SunglassesInSpace
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.30 11:26:00 -
[263]
this thread is the best thread
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Vio Geraci
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.30 12:12:00 -
[264]
Originally by: DaiTengu I did note that the OP hasn't responded. Perhaps he has taken our advice and gone back to empire like a good bob pet should.
The OP doesn't need to respond since that IAC guy mysteriously did his talking for him.
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Misfitsa
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 08:15:00 -
[265]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again I made you believe we're more than just friends Oh baby It might seem like a crush But it doesn't mean that I'm serious 'Cause to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, baby
Chorus: Oops!...I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Baby, oh
Chorus: Oops!...I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
"All aboard" "Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have" "Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?" "Yeah, yes it is" "But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end" "Well baby, I went down and got it for you" "Oh, you shouldn't have"
Oops!...I did it again to your heart Got lost in this game, oh baby Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
Chorus: Oops!...I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
Chorus: Oops!...I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
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Lianlan Lou
Caldari ISK Farmer and Sweatshop INC.
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Posted - 2007.10.31 09:33:00 -
[266]
Originally by: Misfitsa Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again I made you believe we're more than just friends Oh baby It might seem like a crush But it doesn't mean that I'm serious 'Cause to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, baby
Chorus: Oops!...I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Baby, oh
Chorus: Oops!...I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
"All aboard" "Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have" "Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?" "Yeah, yes it is" "But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end" "Well baby, I went down and got it for you" "Oh, you shouldn't have"
Oops!...I did it again to your heart Got lost in this game, oh baby Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
Chorus: Oops!...I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
Chorus: Oops!...I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
i think the tl;dr version of this would be "it's me, i'm the one with the lagsploitz in the OP" signature goes here |

Dwight Hammerhead
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Posted - 2007.10.31 11:15:00 -
[267]
Dooomed... This *****s me up, guess i better stop typing in local:)
_____________________________________________ Too bad at photoshop and too poor to buy a sig. Amarr Victor? Unlikely. |

Benvolio GrrrKrishnakk
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 13:19:00 -
[268]
Originally by: Misfitsa Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again I made you believe we're more than just friends Oh baby It might seem like a crush But it doesn't mean that I'm serious 'Cause to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, baby
Chorus: Oops!...I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Baby, oh
Chorus: Oops!...I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
"All aboard" "Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have" "Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?" "Yeah, yes it is" "But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end" "Well baby, I went down and got it for you" "Oh, you shouldn't have"
Oops!...I did it again to your heart Got lost in this game, oh baby Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
Chorus: Oops!...I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
Chorus: Oops!...I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
(Yo', man) Yo' (Open up, man) What do you want, man? (My girl just caught me) You let her catch you? (I don't know how I let this happen) With who? (The girl next door, you know) Man (I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you (Alright)
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me
How you can grant the woman access to your villa Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow You better watch your back before she turn into a killer Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner To be a true player you have to know how to play If she say a night, convince her say a day Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim And you tell her baby no way
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me) Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me) Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me) She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her From what she was about to see Why should she believe me When I told her it wasn't me
Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix Whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex As funny as it be by you, it not that complex Seeing is believing so you better change your specs You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass Wait for your answer: go over there But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me) Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me) Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me) She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the ____
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Two Beans
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.31 13:39:00 -
[269]
California love!
1-California...knows how to party California...knows how to party In the citaaay of L.A. In the citaaay of good ol' Watts In the citaaay, the city of Compton We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!
Verse One: Dr. Dre
Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat the state where ya never find a dance floor empty And pimps be on a mission for them greens lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes ever since honeys was wearin sassoon Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way Dre puttin it down for Californ-i-a (repeat 1)
2-Shake it shake it baby Shake it shake it baby Shake it shake it mama Shake it Cali Shake it shake it baby Shake it shake it shake it shake it...
Verse Two: 2Pac
Out on bail fresh outta jail, California dreamin Soon as I stepped on the scene, I'm hearin hoochies screamin Fiendin for money and alcohol [California Love lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
the life of a west side playa where cowards die Only in Cali where we riot not rally to live and die In L.A. we wearin Chucks not Ballies (that's right) Dressed in Locs and khaki suits and ride is what we do Flossin but have caution we collide with other crews Famous cause we program worldwide Let'em recognize from Long Beach to Rose Grands Bumpin and grindin like a slow jam, it's west side So you know the row won't bow down to no man Say what you say But give me that bomb beat from Dre Let me serenade the streets of L.A. From Oakland to Sacktown The Bay Area and back down Cali is where they put they mack down Give me love! (rpt 1)
(dre) now make it shake...
(rpt 2)
Outro: Dre, 2Pac
uh, yeah, uh, Long Beach in tha house, uh yeah Oaktown, Oakland definately in tha house hahaha Frisko, Frisko (Tupac) hey, you know LA is up in this Pasadina, where you at yeah, Ingelwood, Ingelwood always up to no good (Tupac) even Hollywood tryin to get a piece baby Sacramento, Sacramento where ya at? yeah
Throw it up y'all, throw it up, Throw it up Let's show these fools how we do this on that west side Cause you and I know it's tha best side
yeah, That's riight west coast, west coast uh, California Love California Love _____________
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Tao that is spoken is not Tao. - Laozi, Tao Te Ching
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