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Remlin Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.12.22 03:47:00 - [91] Edited by: Remlin on 22/12/2007 03:47:29 I likey this thread. It's fun to read. "Aut Vincere Aut Mori"
Wynona Mesopotamia iMune Empire	Posted - 2007.12.22 04:16:00 - [92] There was this one time when I was in my Battle Badger Mk I and webbed and scrambled a Crow... oh wait, that one turned out really funny! Click here for Free War Removal Service
Siriyana Astrum Contract Services Group	Posted - 2007.12.22 09:03:00 - [93] During a contract war, undocked solo in my Hyperion to see a 13 man gang of war targets. I calculated out my tank against the targets and engaged the closest ship. He came >< close to popping before getting out of blaster range, so I deagressed so I could re-dock. I was watching the timer, counting off the 60 seconds, 45 seconds into it.. I realized my warp scram was still on. I quickly turned it off and sighed, starting another 60 second timer. Popped with 3 seconds left to go. ----- CEO, Astrum Contract Services Group
statanspawn Minmatar Soliders Of Eve The Church.	Posted - 2007.12.22 11:26:00 - [94] Edited by: statanspawn on 22/12/2007 11:30:00 Me and my buddie are attacking a raven outside of station I am flying a myrm he is in a deimos, things are goign well till he ask's me to throw a remote rep on him, right about this time a rifter undocks (for some reason i decide i am going to change from the raven to the rifter to instapop so my buddie cant get in on the kill of the lowly rifter) i pull my guns from the raven and switch to the rifter I think. No i turn my repper and guns on my buddies ship some how and just start going to town on him, never even realized, suddenly raven is repping and my buddie is freaking out casue he is going down, I am yelling at him to get out, his responce why are you shooting me? then he proceeds to pop. oh btw it was his first deimos!!
Shigsy coracao ardente	Posted - 2007.12.22 11:44:00 - [95] Was in my sniper muninn in fleet. We're camping this gate and a hauler warps in. Naturally I open up on it, get screamed at on ts. Noticed sentries started to open up on me. It was very laggy. Got out in half structure. Didn't realised we had jumped into lowsec.
Neon Genesis The Landed Gentry	Posted - 2007.12.22 12:34:00 - [96] Edited by: Neon Genesis on 22/12/2007 12:34:49 Got greedy and lost a sabre to a DG spawn, could have gotten away at any time, but I had to see what was inside. _
poopsy nobottle Original Pirating Material	Posted - 2007.12.22 13:10:00 - [97] Was fighting a drake and myrmidom in hi sec from can flipping in my prophercy. Drake was in 50% armor when a griffen warped in from there corp and i tried to engage and got concordocned, missed out on atleast two km's for that.
Karma Gallente Vortex Incorporated	Posted - 2007.12.22 18:49:00 - [98] my biggest PvP mistake... was probably my first one ;) this is wrong on so many levels I'm almost too ashamed to type it out... almost. a few months after release, I was moving my base of operations from one system to another... so everything I owned was in the hold of my Vexor (this being before the first Battleship was built, btw) ... (I should also mention that this was in high-sec space, and there weren't any sentry guns guarding the gate) as I was coming up to a gate, three frigates start to lock onto me... they're still some ways away, so I fire a barrage with my four Howitzer Artillery Turrets loaded with EMP M and completely remove the shield and half the armor of one of them with the first salvo... then everything stops... a minute passes... nothing... EVE shuts down, I try to start it up again, no connection. I try going to my ISPs website, no connection. it takes then five hours to get everything up and running again... and by then, it's a bit too late for my character, and my ship, and everything I owned, which was in the hold. ... but don't be discouraged. even if my connection hadn't broken down, i'd probably not have survived anyway: medium slots 1x Shield Booster 1x Hull Repairer 1x Afterburner low slots 1x armor repairer 1x armor plate (I think) 1x heat sink Yes. a heat sink. with 4x 720mm howitzers, on a gallente ship.
hedfunk Caldari Low Sec Liberators	Posted - 2007.12.22 21:10:00 - [99] Originally by: Forum Poster Originally by: Angmar Illuminati Originally by: Forum Poster Originally by: hedfunk 'Athose' asked for a gang invite. I accepted. Big mistake. lol Erm, im pretty sure you have no right to comment on anything to do with Athose, Sorted or any of our characters. you dont know who he is, if anything, you might of overheard us talking about it, im sure we wouldnt of talked to you about it so, dont qoute anything you know nothing about. OK, this is Harmon' alt so.. umm...I said "lol". Athose used to/still is going to the cybercafe. Haven't bin there for a while so I'm not sure. lmao, who the hell is he in then? What does he look like. I'm pretty sure you've never seen him, let alone talked to him. ******.
drakonarik AirHawk Alliance Rule of Three	Posted - 2007.12.22 22:10:00 - [100] Edited by: drakonarik on 22/12/2007 22:14:57 Well.. one day I was pvp'ing in low sec in my brutix... I find a frig with a cyno up.. I wait and see what comes through and out comes a cap Industrial. So I decide I'd pop the cyno frig.. soon as I start firing I lag up.. when my lag ends I find myself in my pod after being popped by sentries. The Drak
Faekurias Federation Fleet Chaos Incarnate.	Posted - 2007.12.22 22:12:00 - [101] Edited by: Faekurias on 22/12/2007 22:12:47 Originally by: hedfunk Originally by: Forum Poster Originally by: Angmar Illuminati Originally by: Forum Poster Originally by: hedfunk 'Athose' asked for a gang invite. I accepted. Big mistake. lol Erm, im pretty sure you have no right to comment on anything to do with Athose, Sorted or any of our characters. you dont know who he is, if anything, you might of overheard us talking about it, im sure we wouldnt of talked to you about it so, dont qoute anything you know nothing about. OK, this is Harmon' alt so.. umm...I said "lol". Athose used to/still is going to the cybercafe. Haven't bin there for a while so I'm not sure. lmao, who the hell is he in then? What does he look like. I'm pretty sure you've never seen him, let alone talked to him. ******. What's up with all this attitude? You guys had too much sex with eachother, I tel lyou, drama is the consequence when it becomes too much. >:( Sig locked, abuse of use - for more information mail [email protected]
Barakkus	Posted - 2007.12.24 07:38:00 - [102] i think the most embarassing moment was when i get jumped in lowsec, fire on the wreck i was salvaging as a twitch reaction, get criminally flagged, lose the frigate, go home to get a BC, undock and, blam...concorded before i even see the outside of the station...i saved the mails from that one as a trophy to my stupidity
Solwen Tobiath	Posted - 2007.12.24 11:17:00 - [103] I was i my deimos with some mates outside a station in low sec waiting for some guys we wanted to kill. I go afk for 15 sec to fetch a beer from the fridge and when i come back i see a flickering red outside the station. I figure it is the guy we want so i lock him/webb him/scramble it and activate the guns of my deimos. the guy was being hit by the sentry of the station and couldn't warp because of my scrambler. Soon it exploded only for me to discover it was a member of my gang who was red because he attacked the guy we were looking for (to add to the 'joy' this gang member was also my corp ceo...). Don't play when you are drunk :)
Inturist Nuclear Reactor Inc Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2007.12.24 13:32:00 - [104] AFter capital ships were relised, getting new shiny dread ,getting drunk , going to pirate , after scrambling someone remembereing that forgot to put ammo in ur cargohold Afet that realizing that in hurry to get new toy for a walk , totally forgot to get insurance >_< --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
PhantomMajor Minmatar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2007.12.31 04:35:00 - [105] mine was lastnight...being a noob to pvp i finally got a kill. basically i was mining in my hulk when along comes a noobie and starts stealing from my wrecks. so i decide to "have ago". lock him dispatched the 5 T2 drones on his destroyer and activate webber and warp scrambler... a few seconds later i see him warp away...was a little puzzled at this until i noticed that i some how managed to target the webber and warp scram onto one of the roids i was mining. still i quickly recovered, packed up the drones and gave chase, finally cornering the thrasher and popping it having successfully webbed/warped him the second time. the moral of this story is: pay attention to what you are doing, not what you think you are doing LMAO Ladies and gentlemen, we will shortly be experiencing some exploding followed by some crashing...so i'd hold on if i were you!
Dapanman1 Amarr Beets and Gravy Syndicate	Posted - 2007.12.31 08:19:00 - [106] Edited by: Dapanman1 on 31/12/2007 08:20:02 Well I fly an Abaddon so basically all I have to do in fights is lock and roll my face on keyboard to get kills and most of my most embarassing moments come from losing solo kills (you see I never die). All of the 'losses' I blame on my keyboard because while im hitting F1-F8 (with my forehead) i occasionally go too far and hit F9-F12 as well which leads to a laggy time when Fraps, big map, sidebar map and petitions all open at once and generally miss crucial things due to the lag, such as scrambling people or webbing them or...turning on hardeners before I'm at half armor. Its really embarassing when a hurricane escapes you at a gate with ecm drones and a cloak, when you had him at <10km while your map opened. and couldn't do anything about it. Yes everyone thats correct, had to run from a cloaking ******* hurricane because I couldn't hit him as he orbited at 20km. edit: proofreading is for the weak Beets, you're among friends.
Lorzion Minmatar IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2007.12.31 08:29:00 - [107] pinning down 3 carriers in astroidbelts in a matter of 2 days and they get away after we kill their shields
Don J Doom Guard	Posted - 2007.12.31 12:42:00 - [108] Edited by: Don J on 31/12/2007 12:41:51 I lost an astarte to a torp raven in 30 seconds flat because i left my mwd running. Even worse he de-aggro'd from our gang after that, cool as a cucumber, jumped through the gate & docked up. We never did get him. I'd say 'ah well you live and learn' but i REPEATEDLY undock into combat without ammo in my guns or cargo, so it's clear i don't learn at all.
Kal Shakai Dominus Imperium	Posted - 2007.12.31 16:02:00 - [109] Some months back before the NOS nerf I had my stupidest moment. I was coming back from doing some cov ops recon in 0.0 and warped into one of our primary stations. I noticed there were a couple alliance members shooting at a rogue Tempest outside the station. Without paying attention to local or alliance chat I sat in the station for a minute and decided to join the fun in my nicely fitted TII NOS Domi. I undocked, saw that the guy was still out there, targeted and threw all my modules/drones on the lovely Minmatar colored icon. If I had been paying attention I would've noticed in local that he had docked and then undocked a Naglfar in that minute I was docked. He 2 shot me.
trite boon Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.12.31 17:10:00 - [110] leaveing a carrier at a pos over night fully fitted with a T2 barge the ice one and a cerb fully fitted it was bumped out over night and they ran off with it its only isk
Cikulisuy	Posted - 2008.01.01 07:38:00 - [111] ive got 2 funny stories, one from my experience and one from a m8 of mine: mine: well, i undocked from the stacmon station in my punisher (i like to annoy people w/ it) and theres a caracal sitting 50km off station camping for war targets (and a few BS on the station as well) so i burn out to him and orbit real close. i lock him and suddenly i see my shield drop to half or so, yep, a caracal tried to one-volley a frigate. which doesnt work apparently, as he quickly got one-volleyed by the sentry guns. /laugh 2: my m8 is sitting on the aforementioned station in his incursus where he likes to steal the wrecks of the various war targets and stuff that kill each other around the station. he sees a few different ships ganking a megathron, he waits till he dies and then steals the loot. the war-target hunters then promptly warp off for some reason. the megathron that was killed comes back, this time in an abaddon and tries to kill my m8. my m8 quickly steals the mega loot and docks. 14.8 minutes later my m8 undocks as his aggression is about to wear off, the abaddon still sitting there quickly locks and fires. woops, agression timer wears off before the abaddon fires. woops.. 2 t2 and faction battleships lost in under 20 minutes. ouch..
Drake Dracoli Deviance Inc	Posted - 2008.01.01 07:51:00 - [112] Panicking when I saw a Battleship sitting on a gate I warped to and jumping through into a high sec system when I was at -10.0 sec status. Think every pirate makes that mistake at least once in their career, though. ------ \o/ Raise thy weapons on this day Ye shall not die alone Fight and die; let valkyries fly For they shall take thee home!
Kindra Flies Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2008.01.03 07:41:00 - [113] This one time...at band camp... oh, wrong story. I was in a big engagement in Syndicate and was just learning how to use ewar. Well, needless to say, I found out the hard way what a burst does. I read up on it more before I tried again
Militis Kolosok Caldari Praetorian BlackGuard	Posted - 2008.01.03 07:55:00 - [114] Well, there's this: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=674228
Del Icious DEATH'S LEGION	Posted - 2008.01.03 16:03:00 - [115] just yesterday when a fckn stupid -A- guy in an oneiros (escorted by 4 BS) jumped into highsec, i jumped behind him - he decloaked first - got shot - i jumped out to early in a little panic (unnecessary, cus all concords was shootn at him) ....and didnt try to aproach and loot fast i think that mistake cost me some mil ----- so delicious!
AnarkiTheStorm Finis Lumen Cursed Nemesis	Posted - 2008.01.05 20:01:00 - [116] took a 5 man bs gang into high sec whilst on a piracy op, we were all flagged... --- Rararar....
steveid SkyMarshal Logistics iMune Empire	Posted - 2008.01.05 20:17:00 - [117] i'm currently in iMune which basically means i'm solo fighting against potentially 200 targets (probably dumb in itself :D) so I jump into Sobaseki, RAK homeland hopeing for some kills. They got me once, I got them once, I wanna test out my shiny just born sac I just fitted. Warp to the isanamo gate and I see a rax .. its not RAK its actually REPO (didn't know we were at war but our dec's change daily and i've given up on keeping upto date) so i lock thew guy, he locks me ... neither engage as he's outmatched and i know he'll just jump. With 5 RAK in local also I thought it best to jump and so do, Big suprise the rax jumps with me and comes out of cloak 6k metres away, so I lock web and scram and engage him. He actually fights me ( [Team America moment] I love your balls!) so I start to attack him. He is going down, albeit slowly, my missle skills suck. Its obvious he doesn't stand a chance, but theres no trying to get away, although he may have actually managed it, and soon I see why. Local bump, then another, an ishtar comes out of warp and out come the wasp II's, i'm tanking fine so i continue to hit up the rax, a brutix also comes outa warp and engages, tank is suffering but holding up and the rax nearly dead, I hold out and pop the rax, mwd to the gate and tank until I can jump .. so far .. so good. I then run like bloody hell with these two after me and it seems like they got an inside man on my ship, they follow pretty well, 4, 6 jumps out and they are still on my tail so I take a chance and duck into a dead end system hoping they'd blow past me. Give it five, then jump back in, phew they are gone ... little did I know the web was closing. So I make for Amarr since I have seen small RAK numbers there previously, two jumps in and I see REPO in local again, so I keep moving hoping to lose them again, next sys, Raptor on the gate, he's much to far away for me to hit him and too fast to catch he tackles and I jump .. huggin on the other side of the gate does the same, local starts to go crazy and I make it back to the gate, jump to the raptor, then back to the gate to jump again hoping to get close enough to either engage the hugin or get away, as I ju,p again there are now 4 on the gate .. I'm screwed :D So i (just) manage to get to the gate and jump back into the raptor when the worst happens. My athelon 800 can take it no more and my client goes poof leaving me probably to be dead meat and looking distinctively like a logofski scumbag. What would probably have ended in a short if valient good fight turns out with me losing my ship and pod to a comedy killmail with them holding my ship their long enough for everyone and their mom to get on the killmail (even a helios, omfg the embarresment!). Conclusion, buy a new computer you noob. Good job to REPO for having a very efficiant method of spread and net, you got my number.
Rooker Lysian Enterprises	Posted - 2008.01.07 08:19:00 - [118] Mine involves a Thorax, an 18KM/s pre-nerf Typhoon, some Valkyrie IIs and large quantities of beer. -- Let Us Avoid Systems Via Autopilot
Jain Za Naughty 40 Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.01.07 12:04:00 - [119] When i first ventured into low sec. Ejecting from a Cyclone to save my +2 implants, in the knowledge id get an insurance payout from my loss only to find i had no implants, and you dont receive insurance payout if you eject. 23m for a ship was ALOT of isk back then
Thorion Mortisfilius	Posted - 2008.01.07 12:35:00 - [120] My brain-dead moment could definitely be considered 'stupid', I don't know if you'd consider it pvp. Me & a non-corp friend were trying out different set-ups on cruisers (I was in a Rupture, forgot his ship). We were just dueling in low-security until we reached structure. Well he touched structure first and we sat their discussing our onclusions of the duel and he came up with a real good idea for a change in my set-up. The stupid moment: In my haste to try out this new idea, I rush to the gate to re-outfit my ship. Already being crippled, and still under an aggression timer, the gate sentries turn my ship to scrap in no time.

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