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Aleria Angelis Strix Armaments and Defence Acheron Federation	Posted - 2007.12.18 02:55:00 - [1] Edited by: Aleria Angelis on 18/12/2007 02:56:26 Have you ever done something so stupid you've just wanted to run and hide in a dark corner of space for afew days till your ready to show your face again? Right now I'm too embaressed to even log on, after waiting for months to get into my new Force Recon I join a small gang to take on some pirates, these are local blues who I've never met before so naturaly I want to make a good impression for my corp, then one guy asks if I can collect his loot can for him... In my eagerness to save his can I forgot to turn my cloak on and before I realise whats going on a BS has warped in and my shiny new Pilgrim's a mangled 140mill wreck... [ 2007.12.18 01:47:48 ] Aleria Angelis > oops [ 2007.12.18 01:48:11 ] Cerodus > did you just die aleria? /emote leave gang, log off, hide Thats the fastest I've ever lost a ship! I think I was in the gang for a whole 5 minutes aswel. Share your most "how embaressing" PvP stories here so we can laugh at the tragedy
Orar Ironfist Maelstrom Crew Mournival Alliance	Posted - 2007.12.18 03:05:00 - [2] Well one in not too fund of is this: I had just started my piracy career(and i mean like for a minute at this point)i go on a small gang op in my vexor of t1 no-namedness and we warp to a station and the fc says to just chill for a min while our scout figures out whats happenin. Well at this point a neutral in a prophecy lands and im like omg neutral?! So being retatrded i lock point and drones on him and sentries pop-me insta and im left sitting in my pod like "Wtf?!" -=YYYAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!=- Damn you Cortes and your ISD Army of Frustration and NerfBats!!!!1111(PS: ISD Sux :o)
ori16 Black Lotus Foundation Alpha Tauri	Posted - 2007.12.18 03:16:00 - [3] Thats nothing i lost 4 battleships 2 in 1 day. 1 was to some fuckers eos and hes firends eos two! aka my phoon then after buying a tempest with the money i got from it going pew pew within minutes it is killed beacsue some moron warped us to a gate and i was called primy all within the matter of minutes!!!! I didn't log in for 2 week just let large projectiles to 5 train lol i was ***ed. ori16
Taedrin Gallente Magellan Exploration and Survey Rare Faction	Posted - 2007.12.18 03:18:00 - [4] Edited by: Taedrin on 18/12/2007 03:30:31 Warped to a gate during a war. For a moment, I saw flashy red on the overview. I decided that it must have been my imagination... Curse vs. Stabber battle didn't go very well...
Moostang DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.12.18 03:18:00 - [5] My first consentual pvp experience we saw a war target about 200km from the station sniping at people coming out of the station. So I put my alt into a cloaked ship and made my way to him. It took a while with the t1 cloak I had on a lowly incursus but I setup 15km from him. Then, my corpmate and I warped 15km to my alt which landed us 2km from the war target. We proceded to lock on to him in which I locked first and in my excitement I activated my remote repper and webber on him before taking the time to make sure he was scrambled first. Hitting the webber on him let him enter warp instantly and of course, the remote repper wouldnt have helpd (us) either. I even fraps'd it. You can view it HERE. (rclick save as) Moostang Darkstar 1 Goonswarm Priceless Necro Thread
Saint Apathy	Posted - 2007.12.18 03:18:00 - [6] First ever time I was going PvPing, I'm in a small gang of Frigates/Cruisers. We're in this system, looking through the asteroid belts for miners or anything to destroy. I see a ship, and check what it is. Somehow, I'm targetting a Badger MkII. I'm like, **** yea, easy hit, told everyone to get to me. None of them think to check what the ship actually is. So, half of us get raped by an Astarte. I still don't know why a Badger showed up when I checked what it was.
ori16 Black Lotus Foundation Alpha Tauri	Posted - 2007.12.18 03:21:00 - [7] Originally by: Saint Apathy First ever time I was going PvPing, I'm in a small gang of Frigates/Cruisers. We're in this system, looking through the asteroid belts for miners or anything to destroy. I see a ship, and check what it is. Somehow, I'm targetting a Badger MkII. I'm like, **** yea, easy hit, told everyone to get to me. None of them think to check what the ship actually is. So, half of us get raped by an Astarte. I still don't know why a Badger showed up when I checked what it was. hahahahaha that sucks i had something like that happen to me i saw the scanned and said vulture+ i know i can kill 1 with my phoon only to find out it was a eos=( have the worst luck with them eos's! ori16
Niffetin Gallente CONsordium Infinate	Posted - 2007.12.18 03:33:00 - [8] A video will explain more than I ever can. WTS: Armageddon / Void L / Mobile Large Warp Disruptor
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.12.18 03:38:00 - [9] I was the tackler... I tackled the gate and the BS got away Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton thats a boot.ini a file used by windows
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2007.12.18 03:40:00 - [10] going afk in a gang at a pos... -1x crow -1x set of +3's
Stakhanov Metafarmers	Posted - 2007.12.18 03:43:00 - [11] Flying with a heavy gang and terrorising an arm of lowsec , went well at first. Met a bit of opposition , a geddon and harbinger , still fighting under sentries with my gank mega (no rep , few in gang had remote reps either) that we managed to dispatch without losses still. They had some other friends in system , but didn't frontally engage us for some obvious reasons. Gang remained safed up to wait our crims , some docking and logging out for the night. At this point , I desynch before anyone can rep my armor (at 22%) Logging back in , the gang I'm invited in even smaller. Some raven spotted at the gate , but it turns out it was 50km away from it. Domi is busy shooting it , I try to reach them with the MWD while a friendly myrm warps to them. Domi is going down , I try to rep it but to no avail as I cap out. Raven is in armor now so I figure we can still win the fight , but the myrm goes down much sooner than I expected. Then I start to notice my guns are not working , the cap stability of that MWD / web / scram / TP setup with neutrons leaves much to be desired. Woops , time to warp out. "You are unable to warp because you are warp scrambled." There I start to realize the extent of my stupidity. I go down ever so slowly , with no cap to shoot much less activate the MWD , all drones long since dead. I die with the raven entering structure. 3 heavy ships failing to kill a cruise raven. To add insult to injury , it turns out the raven also made a mistake and put shield repair drones on me. Which means he was flagged to sentries as well. After expressing our woes in local , the winner informed us that it was frapsed , and to be used for recruitment purposes by his corp. This is the absolute worst in my Eve life so far.
Lithalnas Amarr Headcrabs	Posted - 2007.12.18 03:45:00 - [12] i have forgotten to turn my hardeners on a couple times... ------------- fixed for greater eve content
Ararius Earned In Blood Divine Retribution Alliance	Posted - 2007.12.18 04:20:00 - [13] Logging in, hitting the scan. Finding about 4 inties, dictor and a few other cruiser/bs sized ships Decide to go and play Warped to 70, ended up at the bubble they had down. Needless the say Eve craped out and froze and stuff leaving me to stare at one screen for about 11 minutes.... I felt it at the pit of my stomach that I was down, but it still didnt make it any easier ;S Im ugly, just look at my face!
Ting Zan	Posted - 2007.12.18 04:26:00 - [14] Just joined a new corp, and was heading through empire with one of the corp mates to 0.0. I was in a Sacrilege (cost me 270mil at the time) with about 200mil in T2 items onboard. The corp mate was running scout and when he jumped one system ahead he reported back that there were war targets in local. Being really nervous, and expecting hostiles to jump through any moment, so as I arrived 15km from the gate, I activated my heavy beam lasers. So guns hot, I clicked on the gate in the overview to click on approach. Big mistake. Guns hot, I lock the gate and proceed to have the sentry guns shoot me down. I panicked and did not switch on my hardeners, and watched as almost 500mil went poof... I was almost in tears, and didn't log back in for about a week.
Aeaus The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2007.12.18 04:34:00 - [15] Commence me looking like a ****... - A Lachesis warps to a gate I'm camping in my Deimos, guy is blinky, and cloaks about 15KMs off. Well, I waste no time, deploy drones, burn in his direction. Light him up and call for a personal friendly I'm chatting with to help me by the gate. Well, same guy. Cost : A new Lachesis - Same Deimos, I'm aggressed by sentries, a Harbinger tries to attack me at the station. No big deal I think, it's a powerful ship and I have my Falcon alt to bail me out if the ** hits the fan. It hits the fan when I forget to turn off the overheating quickly enough (combined with bad luck) resulting in my guns being disabled. Align out, warp my falcon in to the wrong BM, but, I'm boned if I readjust, uncloak, try to jam. Trying to concentrate on both clients and hope to get him jammed on the second attempt (1 Amarr Jammer + 5 other racial). My Deimos dies, I warp my pod out, look over, and... Half Structure, click on a planet I'm aligned to, aim for warp, boom.
Incantare Kernel of War Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2007.12.18 04:51:00 - [16] I was flying a blackbrid with no tank and got disconnected at a gate, I reconnect, jump through meet up with my gang who are a jump ahead and get tackled by a taranis and a crow. Ok, no problem. I'll mwd back to the gate. Turn on the mwd and realize I'm webbed. So I activate jammers, get the taranis jammed and I'm unwebbed. I hit the gate and get the "you cannot jump due to your recent act of agression message" and instead of trying to jam them both and warp away I try to deagress. The result was one dead blackbird. Not an expensive loss but I felt pretty stupid. My gangmates got there just as I started exploding. The taranis got away but the crow died. Not because he was webbed, but because he bounced off the gate and got hit by a bunch of heavy missiles while nearly immobile with his mwd turned on. I bet he felt worse .
Dotries	Posted - 2007.12.18 04:55:00 - [17] My most embarrasing PvP moments were all of them. -------------- Stupid Monkey.
Radcjk Caldari Dark Star LTD Atrocitas	Posted - 2007.12.18 05:01:00 - [18] AWas flying fast tackle for a gang and had an Ares fitted for range. Just lock down slow ships in belts and such and wait for gang. We drop a few October Snow BS and a pod or two and move on in low sec metropolis.... For an inty pilot Im on the ball that night it seems like. Find this cat in a Machariel. Cant remember the corp but the pilots name was something like Zero. Anyway he had a ***** of a set up, even after the nano nerf, and was a plauge for some of my corpies and mates. I go for him and we call in the gang. He has two other BS with him. We come in all scatterd and unorganbized which is already bad. Drop the 2 T1 BS and Ive got the Mach tackled. By now he notices it and tries to light me up. 16 KMs away, orbiting at 3,200 M/s + and he lands a SINGLE WRECKING BLOW on me. Logs confirmed it later. 1 Gun, 1 hit, from some form of heavy repeating artillery cannon (IM not to keen on large bore Matari weapons). Im dusted. Machariel warps out and I look like the dumbest inty pilot in the world. By this time hes slaughtered half of us and dropped me with a single fluke shot while I was awaiting the rest of the gang.
Aleria Angelis Strix Armaments and Defence Acheron Federation	Posted - 2007.12.18 05:45:00 - [19] Originally by: Aeaus Trying to concentrate on both clients and hope to get him jammed on the second attempt (1 Amarr Jammer + 5 other racial). My Deimos dies, I warp my pod out, look over, and... Half Structure, click on a planet I'm aligned to, aim for warp, boom. Hehe never try PvPing on 2 clients! It just dosnt work even on a fast comp, last time I tried that I ended up losing an ishtar. I think I'm more dangerous to myself when I PvP though reading all these has made me feel better, this will be the last time I forget to cloak.
Maximada Minmatar eXceed Inc.	Posted - 2007.12.18 05:56:00 - [20] was fighting for control of Rancer against The United when I was in Silent Scream. The enemy was camping our station and i was about 100km off the station in a faction fitted Rapier cloaked. I had the bright idea to uncloak to show them where i was so they could see me and to see what they would do. I uncloaked for about 10 seconds then recloaked.......to my horror id pressed the cyno to recloak. The funny thing was that the enemy sat staring at me for anout 2 minutes. When the realised nothing was coming through i was instapopped by their snipers. The sad thing is that it happened about 4 months ago and i had to read the calls of noob ringing through local. Not the cleverest thing to do for a 76mill sp player. Max.
General StarScream Gallente	Posted - 2007.12.18 08:36:00 - [21] I once soloed a BoB pos in delve. Med size, after about 2 days of on and of shoting. i fell asleep. next moring i woke up in a station. i checked whom had killed me, and it was a local isk farmer. Sig Removed. Dont use inappropriate language in sigs -Kaemonn
angient Death of Virtue	Posted - 2007.12.18 09:53:00 - [22] The first time i ever got a hulk locked down in a belt i tried to ransom him by typig in gang chat. Then killed him because he didnt respond...
Avataris The first genesis Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2007.12.18 10:19:00 - [23] Edited by: Avataris on 18/12/2007 10:29:44 Logged into game to find myself sitting in a station with just 1 hostile pilot docked up as well. No-one else in system. Hostile undocks and I go after him in my Blaster Mega. When the screen loads: OMG AN OBELISK! OUT OF DOCKRANGE! I can already imagine how jealous my corpmates will be as I hit lock/web/scram/7xIon Blaster Cannon II I hit his shields hard, start ripping into armor when suddenly - Concord Police Commander Hits You Perfectly Wrecking For OMGFWTF damage BAM! Im in a pod. Turns out I'd logged off in a 0.5 system. Obelisk Pilot: 'Are you nuts?'
Randgris Empirius Enigmus Navy Insurgency	Posted - 2007.12.18 10:53:00 - [24] setting autopilot to plot a route to lowsec setting autopilot settings to "try to avoid high sec systems" traveling around 10 jumps then finding a retriever in a belt (i'm in a shiny new deimos freshly bought) ganking the retriever.. then get bbq'd by concord. the system i was in turns out to be the only high sec system on my route. the victim was polite, he looted my wreck and sold back the stuff that survived. he even made some profit that day :D ------------------------------------------ Yes I know how my face looks like :D
Solar Typhon The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2007.12.18 11:06:00 - [25] 1 (Just being very dumb) So I am out looking for targets in my brand new flacon with a corpmate in his Dominix. I pop into the next system for a bit of a look and find a Blackbird sitting on the gate. Domi reports that the blackbird has a friend in an arbitrator now sitting on the other side of the gate, so figure we will try and bait the BB and see what happens. Plan is a simple one, re-approach the gate, try to get BB to aggress then jump falcon safely into next system while my friend in Domi jumps through to kill the BB. So I reproach the gate, sure enough the BB canÆt resist shooting a flashy red and starts to jam/shoot me...great everything to plan so far, then the arbitrator appears...at this point, instead of hitting the jump through gate button I decide it will be a brilliant idea to try and jam the arbie instead...YAY! Falcon lasts about two seconds under the sentry fire and drones. Domie did kill the arbitrator in the end, but this was dumbest mistake I have made in EvE untilà
Solar Typhon The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2007.12.18 11:07:00 - [26] 2 (Thinking your ship is invincible as well as being very dumb) Couple of weeks later sitting around a bit bored I decide to build a nano cerb. So with a full 400k SPs in navigation I fit it out with a few faction mods, rest t2 cool stuffs and some rather pricey rigs. Promising myself I will never drive this thing solo and until my speed skills are maxed out I sit in the hanger looking at the 300mill beauty. Over the next couple of days I have some fun flying around the outpost and ramming corpmates as they undock, but even this gets boring after a while. With no experience flying fast ships before I am well impressed by the 2900m/s and figure this thing is way to fast to get killed, so stupidity wins out in the end and I decide to take it out for a little spin. Five jumps from home I run into a small gang of t1 cruisers on the gate. No problem, IÆll just hit the MWD and warp awayà actually hang on a second, I know, lets test this thing out properly, I will engage and try to pop one first, if I get into trouble I will then hit the MWD and warp off. Completely ignoring the fact that as a pvp gang they will probably have a couple of Webbers between them, and that there is a blackbird that will jam the hell out of me, I lock up the first guy and the fight starts. Speed immediately drops to about 20m/s, jamming from blackbird kicks in and I die a very quick yet painful death.
Kehmor Caldari PAK	Posted - 2007.12.18 11:20:00 - [27] testing my astarte on a vexor at a gate (with sentry aggro). easy kill right? wrong!. pre-nerf nos vexor + me forgetting my cap injectors = fail
Arelius Sarum Amarr Exodus. Final Retribution Alliance	Posted - 2007.12.18 11:31:00 - [28] Edited by: Arelius Sarum on 18/12/2007 11:33:24 I killed a few new players near Mai, and wanted to see if my Harbinger could tank sentry guns. When I saw my armor going down fast, I panicked and couldn't warp fast enough. Next thing I knew I was in a pod, and one of the guy I killed about 10 minutes ago jumped in and finished me off in a Punisher. Wanted to jump out of a window at that point and didn't show my face for 2 days. Yep podded by a guy who's been playing less than 2 days. Laugh away.
Ka Jolo The Black Rabbits Academy The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2007.12.18 11:37:00 - [29] Just once in my short pirate career I tackled a Hulk solo in my T1 frigate. I had a really neat ransom channel all set up, with some smug and clever language laying things out nice and clear. As the Hulk pilot begged me in local to stop shooting his beloved ship, then started calling me names, I watched that channel...he didn't accept my invitation, so I popped him, and his capsule. Later, a corpmate helped me test the channel; it turns out it was password-protected. Your Money or Your Life!
Kermis Caldari Racketeers	Posted - 2007.12.18 11:37:00 - [30] All my pvp moments are emarasing. -- Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment.

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