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Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.16 04:54:00 - [1] Well funding around the Ammatar Consulate is a bit low right now so in an effort to increase it, they have asked me to market a new product to the Minmatar Republic! I introduce to you, the "Ammar Mask." What does this do? You ask! Well the procedure is simple. First order the mask for 100 ISK, then when it arrives take it out of its box and find someone whom you have a disagreement with. Have them put the mask on, and for effect see if you can get them to say, "Shine my shoes Minmatar scum!" After this you should have no qualms about blasting them. Becarful to avoid the face as then you'll need a new mask, we'll not offer replacements for blasted masks. This is a limited time offer! We are only manufacturing these wonders for 16 weeks, as by then we think the target market might be extinct. If you order now you get your choice of a 'special edition' mask: Amarr Holder mask and free Khumaak, Relive the rebellion of the Starkmanier in your own home with a friend! Jim Hawkins "Eat laser death Minmatar scum!" mask! Admiral Trevize mask, bald, just like the real thing! Prime Minister Midular mask, okay it's not Amarr. Just have them say "Ban the Khumaak!" Instead. Pulgor Mask, again, not Amarr but close enough if you think about it! Comes with eyepatch glasses free! * * * Be on the look out for more special offers soon! We'll have the entire CVA alliance roster immortalized in mask form! So order now, blood lust dosn't take breaks, why should you!? ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.16 04:54:00 - [2] Well funding around the Ammatar Consulate is a bit low right now so in an effort to increase it, they have asked me to market a new product to the Minmatar Republic! I introduce to you, the "Ammar Mask." What does this do? You ask! Well the procedure is simple. First order the mask for 100 ISK, then when it arrives take it out of its box and find someone whom you have a disagreement with. Have them put the mask on, and for effect see if you can get them to say, "Shine my shoes Minmatar scum!" After this you should have no qualms about blasting them. Becarful to avoid the face as then you'll need a new mask, we'll not offer replacements for blasted masks. This is a limited time offer! We are only manufacturing these wonders for 16 weeks, as by then we think the target market might be extinct. If you order now you get your choice of a 'special edition' mask: Amarr Holder mask and free Khumaak, Relive the rebellion of the Starkmanier in your own home with a friend! Jim Hawkins "Eat laser death Minmatar scum!" mask! Admiral Trevize mask, bald, just like the real thing! Prime Minister Midular mask, okay it's not Amarr. Just have them say "Ban the Khumaak!" Instead. Pulgor Mask, again, not Amarr but close enough if you think about it! Comes with eyepatch glasses free! * * * Be on the look out for more special offers soon! We'll have the entire CVA alliance roster immortalized in mask form! So order now, blood lust dosn't take breaks, why should you!?
Maneater	Posted - 2004.03.16 07:50:00 - [3] Pulgor you are scum you are a traitor. We should call you "Toe nails" because your so far up the backsides of the Amarrians all we can see of you is your toe nails. You would sell your mother for the right price and rumor has it you did to save on old age home fees. The way you show off your ID card makes me sick. I would rather die than sell my soul like you. DIE DIE DIE DIE you yellow dog.
Maneater	Posted - 2004.03.16 07:50:00 - [4] Pulgor you are scum you are a traitor. We should call you "Toe nails" because your so far up the backsides of the Amarrians all we can see of you is your toe nails. You would sell your mother for the right price and rumor has it you did to save on old age home fees. The way you show off your ID card makes me sick. I would rather die than sell my soul like you. DIE DIE DIE DIE you yellow dog.
Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.16 07:57:00 - [5] Pulgor you are scum you are a traitor. We should call you "Toe nails" because your so far up the backsides of the Amarrians all we can see of you is your toe nails. You would sell your mother for the right price and rumor has it you did to save on old age home fees. The way you show off your ID card makes me sick. I would rather die than sell my soul like you. DIE DIE DIE DIE you yellow dog. So I can put you down for 3 then? ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.16 07:57:00 - [6] Pulgor you are scum you are a traitor. We should call you "Toe nails" because your so far up the backsides of the Amarrians all we can see of you is your toe nails. You would sell your mother for the right price and rumor has it you did to save on old age home fees. The way you show off your ID card makes me sick. I would rather die than sell my soul like you. DIE DIE DIE DIE you yellow dog. So I can put you down for 3 then?
Ethidium Bromide	Posted - 2004.03.16 08:42:00 - [7] What a nice idea pulgor. It will not really help our cause but at least it will get the number of terrorists a little lower.
Ethidium Bromide ZEALOT WARRIORS AGAINST TERRORISTS Curatores Veritatis Alliance	Posted - 2004.03.16 08:42:00 - [8] What a nice idea pulgor. It will not really help our cause but at least it will get the number of terrorists a little lower. Originally by: George Petsch Nochricht: Dei schwarer StroinlSser trifftn Karli[Baatzis] und ruiniert erm so richtig de Dosn, 1343.7 schhodn, oida.
Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.16 08:50:00 - [9] And it will get the Ammatar Consulate the cashflow it needs. Truly the Ammatar Governor's wisdom shows in every decision he makes. I'm proud to work under him. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.16 08:50:00 - [10] And it will get the Ammatar Consulate the cashflow it needs. Truly the Ammatar Governor's wisdom shows in every decision he makes. I'm proud to work under him.
Tsual	Posted - 2004.03.16 08:58:00 - [11] roaring laughter -------------------------------------- Tsual - Miner from faith, frigat junky for life. Ritual of the Qua'nadhar.
Tsual Minmatar Iikhelahii khulemah'lal	Posted - 2004.03.16 08:58:00 - [12] roaring laughter ******************** Moral is only usefull so far as society demands it from one to accept his presence.
Rodj Blake	Posted - 2004.03.16 09:13:00 - [13] I'm not sure if the mask of Adm Trevize will have the desired effect - in my experience Minmatars usually run for the nearest station when confronted with his visage. Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori
Rodj Blake Amarr PIE Inc.	Posted - 2004.03.16 09:13:00 - [14] I'm not sure if the mask of Adm Trevize will have the desired effect - in my experience Minmatars usually run for the nearest station when confronted with his visage. Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
Hippey	Posted - 2004.03.16 13:02:00 - [15] Quote: I'm not sure if the mask of Adm Trevize will have the desired effect - in my experience Minmatars usually run for the nearest station when confronted with his visage. Well our experiences don't match then. Luckily, as I would hate to have anything in common with you. As for the masks, I'll only purchase them if they're freshly skinned from real live Ammars. ------------------------------------------- If you kill them, they will die! Sport the war, war support The sport is war, total war When victory's really a massacre. The final swing is not a drill It's how many people I can kill!
Hippey Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2004.03.16 13:02:00 - [16] Quote: I'm not sure if the mask of Adm Trevize will have the desired effect - in my experience Minmatars usually run for the nearest station when confronted with his visage. Well our experiences don't match then. Luckily, as I would hate to have anything in common with you. As for the masks, I'll only purchase them if they're freshly skinned from real live Ammars. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you do nothing to stop slavery, you do everything to support it
Maneater	Posted - 2004.03.16 15:06:00 - [17] Edited by: Maneater on 16/03/2004 15:07:53 Shame on you Pulgor you are no longer a Minmater in my eyes you are a Amarrian and if I see you I will attack you.
Maneater	Posted - 2004.03.16 15:06:00 - [18] Edited by: Maneater on 16/03/2004 15:07:53 Shame on you Pulgor you are no longer a Minmater in my eyes you are a Amarrian and if I see you I will attack you.
Bhurak	Posted - 2004.03.16 16:38:00 - [19] Quote: blood lust dosn't take breaks, why should you!? Advertising mirrors reality doesn't it. *** Tyrrany also appears to have no sense of humour. Up for a good fight for freedom until someone disagrees with you. How one dimensional. Tell me, when you sleep at night, do you dream of killing? I dream about my home. Surprise me. Talk about something other than killing Amarr or Ammatar 'scum'. Or, perhaps you will merely use this as yet another excuse to kill. Bhurak Nossrep Captain of the Sebiestor Maiden and the Maiden's Fury Home Port: Pator Random Miner> Did you how steal my ore, lacked prospects or a bright future the thing you wanted me to take the fight airship to hit you
Bhurak Amarr Imperial Shipment	Posted - 2004.03.16 16:38:00 - [20] Quote: blood lust dosn't take breaks, why should you!? Advertising mirrors reality doesn't it. *** Tyrrany also appears to have no sense of humour. Up for a good fight for freedom until someone disagrees with you. How one dimensional. Tell me, when you sleep at night, do you dream of killing? I dream about my home. Surprise me. Talk about something other than killing Amarr or Ammatar 'scum'. Or, perhaps you will merely use this as yet another excuse to kill. Bhurak Nossrep Captain of the Sebiestor Maiden and the Maiden's Fury Home Port: Pator Random Miner> Did you how steal my ore, lacked prospects or a bright future the thing you wanted me to take the fight airship to hit you
Mallus Kulov	Posted - 2004.03.16 18:11:00 - [21] A wonderful product, great for every Minmatar family! ;)
Mallus Kulov Amarr	Posted - 2004.03.16 18:11:00 - [22] A wonderful product, great for every Minmatar family! ;)
Discorporation	Posted - 2004.03.16 19:13:00 - [23] I wish Sabaoth would re-open their little project. Would be fun. [Heterocephalus glaber]
Discorporation Amarr Evolution Band of Brothers	Posted - 2004.03.16 19:13:00 - [24] I wish Sabaoth would re-open their little project. Would be fun.
Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.16 20:06:00 - [25] Quote: Edited by: Maneater on 16/03/2004 15:07:53 Shame on you Pulgor you are no longer a Minmater in my eyes you are a Amarrian and if I see you I will attack you. You're not a Minmatar in anybody's eyes, Deteis. However you do exibit the problem solving abilities of one, perhaps this is a sign of de-evolution of the Caldari? ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.16 20:06:00 - [26] Quote: Edited by: Maneater on 16/03/2004 15:07:53 Shame on you Pulgor you are no longer a Minmater in my eyes you are a Amarrian and if I see you I will attack you. You're not a Minmatar in anybody's eyes, Deteis. However you do exibit the problem solving abilities of one, perhaps this is a sign of de-evolution of the Caldari?
Tih Ahh	Posted - 2004.03.16 20:46:00 - [27] Edited by: Tih Ahh on 16/03/2004 20:48:11 Pulgor, you choose to be the yapping dog at the heels of the Amarr. You are their court jester. They are laughing at you, not with you. Wake up. -- minmatar.net - United Minmatar News & Forums
Tih Ahh Minmatar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2004.03.16 20:46:00 - [28] Edited by: Tih Ahh on 16/03/2004 20:48:11 Pulgor, you choose to be the yapping dog at the heels of the Amarr. You are their court jester. They are laughing at you, not with you. Wake up. -- minmatar.net - United Minmatar News & Forums
Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.16 21:49:00 - [29] Quote: Edited by: Tih Ahh on 16/03/2004 20:48:11 Pulgor, you choose to be the yapping dog at the heels of the Amarr. You are their court jester. They are laughing at you, not with you. Wake up. So I guess you won't be buying any masks then? ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.16 21:49:00 - [30] Quote: Edited by: Tih Ahh on 16/03/2004 20:48:11 Pulgor, you choose to be the yapping dog at the heels of the Amarr. You are their court jester. They are laughing at you, not with you. Wake up. So I guess you won't be buying any masks then?

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