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![]() Pulgor |
Posted - 2004.03.16 04:54:00 -
[1] Well funding around the Ammatar Consulate is a bit low right now so in an effort to increase it, they have asked me to market a new product to the Minmatar Republic! I introduce to you, the "Ammar Mask." What does this do? You ask! Well the procedure is simple. First order the mask for 100 ISK, then when it arrives take it out of its box and find someone whom you have a disagreement with. Have them put the mask on, and for effect see if you can get them to say, "Shine my shoes Minmatar scum!" After this you should have no qualms about blasting them. Becarful to avoid the face as then you'll need a new mask, we'll not offer replacements for blasted masks. This is a limited time offer! We are only manufacturing these wonders for 16 weeks, as by then we think the target market might be extinct. If you order now you get your choice of a 'special edition' mask: Amarr Holder mask and free Khumaak, Relive the rebellion of the Starkmanier in your own home with a friend! Jim Hawkins "Eat laser death Minmatar scum!" mask! Admiral Trevize mask, bald, just like the real thing! Prime Minister Midular mask, okay it's not Amarr. Just have them say "Ban the Khumaak!" Instead. Pulgor Mask, again, not Amarr but close enough if you think about it! Comes with eyepatch glasses free! * * * Be on the look out for more special offers soon! We'll have the entire CVA alliance roster immortalized in mask form! So order now, blood lust dosn't take breaks, why should you!? ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame! |
Pulgor Delictum 23216 |
Posted - 2004.03.16 04:54:00 -
[2] Well funding around the Ammatar Consulate is a bit low right now so in an effort to increase it, they have asked me to market a new product to the Minmatar Republic! I introduce to you, the "Ammar Mask." What does this do? You ask! Well the procedure is simple. First order the mask for 100 ISK, then when it arrives take it out of its box and find someone whom you have a disagreement with. Have them put the mask on, and for effect see if you can get them to say, "Shine my shoes Minmatar scum!" After this you should have no qualms about blasting them. Becarful to avoid the face as then you'll need a new mask, we'll not offer replacements for blasted masks. This is a limited time offer! We are only manufacturing these wonders for 16 weeks, as by then we think the target market might be extinct. If you order now you get your choice of a 'special edition' mask: Amarr Holder mask and free Khumaak, Relive the rebellion of the Starkmanier in your own home with a friend! Jim Hawkins "Eat laser death Minmatar scum!" mask! Admiral Trevize mask, bald, just like the real thing! Prime Minister Midular mask, okay it's not Amarr. Just have them say "Ban the Khumaak!" Instead. Pulgor Mask, again, not Amarr but close enough if you think about it! Comes with eyepatch glasses free! * * * Be on the look out for more special offers soon! We'll have the entire CVA alliance roster immortalized in mask form! So order now, blood lust dosn't take breaks, why should you!? |
![]() Maneater |
Posted - 2004.03.16 07:50:00 -
[3] Pulgor you are scum you are a traitor. We should call you "Toe nails" because your so far up the backsides of the Amarrians all we can see of you is your toe nails. You would sell your mother for the right price and rumor has it you did to save on old age home fees. The way you show off your ID card makes me sick. I would rather die than sell my soul like you. DIE DIE DIE DIE you yellow dog. |
Maneater |
Posted - 2004.03.16 07:50:00 -
[4] Pulgor you are scum you are a traitor. We should call you "Toe nails" because your so far up the backsides of the Amarrians all we can see of you is your toe nails. You would sell your mother for the right price and rumor has it you did to save on old age home fees. The way you show off your ID card makes me sick. I would rather die than sell my soul like you. DIE DIE DIE DIE you yellow dog. |
![]() Pulgor |
Posted - 2004.03.16 07:57:00 -
[5] Pulgor you are scum you are a traitor. We should call you "Toe nails" because your so far up the backsides of the Amarrians all we can see of you is your toe nails. You would sell your mother for the right price and rumor has it you did to save on old age home fees. The way you show off your ID card makes me sick. I would rather die than sell my soul like you. DIE DIE DIE DIE you yellow dog. So I can put you down for 3 then? ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame! |
Pulgor Delictum 23216 |
Posted - 2004.03.16 07:57:00 -
[6] Pulgor you are scum you are a traitor. We should call you "Toe nails" because your so far up the backsides of the Amarrians all we can see of you is your toe nails. You would sell your mother for the right price and rumor has it you did to save on old age home fees. The way you show off your ID card makes me sick. I would rather die than sell my soul like you. DIE DIE DIE DIE you yellow dog. So I can put you down for 3 then? |
![]() Ethidium Bromide |
Posted - 2004.03.16 08:42:00 -
[7] What a nice idea pulgor. It will not really help our cause but at least it will get the number of terrorists a little lower. |
Ethidium Bromide ZEALOT WARRIORS AGAINST TERRORISTS Curatores Veritatis Alliance |
Posted - 2004.03.16 08:42:00 -
[8] What a nice idea pulgor. It will not really help our cause but at least it will get the number of terrorists a little lower.
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![]() Pulgor |
Posted - 2004.03.16 08:50:00 -
[9] And it will get the Ammatar Consulate the cashflow it needs. Truly the Ammatar Governor's wisdom shows in every decision he makes. I'm proud to work under him. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame! |
Pulgor Delictum 23216 |
Posted - 2004.03.16 08:50:00 -
[10] And it will get the Ammatar Consulate the cashflow it needs. Truly the Ammatar Governor's wisdom shows in every decision he makes. I'm proud to work under him. |
![]() Tsual |
Posted - 2004.03.16 08:58:00 -
[11] *roaring laughter* -------------------------------------- Tsual - Miner from faith, frigat junky for life. Ritual of the Qua'nadhar. |
Tsual Minmatar Iikhelahii khulemah'lal |
Posted - 2004.03.16 08:58:00 -
[12] *roaring laughter* Moral is only usefull so far as society demands it from one to accept his presence. |
![]() Rodj Blake |
Posted - 2004.03.16 09:13:00 -
[13] I'm not sure if the mask of Adm Trevize will have the desired effect - in my experience Minmatars usually run for the nearest station when confronted with his visage. Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Rodj Blake Amarr PIE Inc. |
Posted - 2004.03.16 09:13:00 -
[14] I'm not sure if the mask of Adm Trevize will have the desired effect - in my experience Minmatars usually run for the nearest station when confronted with his visage. Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
![]() Hippey |
Posted - 2004.03.16 13:02:00 -
[15]
Well our experiences don't match then. Luckily, as I would hate to have anything in common with you. As for the masks, I'll only purchase them if they're freshly skinned from real live Ammars. ------------------------------------------- If you kill them, they will die! Sport the war, war support The sport is war, total war When victory's really a massacre. The final swing is not a drill It's how many people I can kill! |
Hippey Minmatar Brutor tribe |
Posted - 2004.03.16 13:02:00 -
[16]
Well our experiences don't match then. Luckily, as I would hate to have anything in common with you. As for the masks, I'll only purchase them if they're freshly skinned from real live Ammars. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you do nothing to stop slavery, you do everything to support it |
![]() Maneater |
Posted - 2004.03.16 15:06:00 -
[17] Edited by: Maneater on 16/03/2004 15:07:53 Shame on you Pulgor you are no longer a Minmater in my eyes you are a Amarrian and if I see you I will attack you. |
Maneater |
Posted - 2004.03.16 15:06:00 -
[18] Edited by: Maneater on 16/03/2004 15:07:53 Shame on you Pulgor you are no longer a Minmater in my eyes you are a Amarrian and if I see you I will attack you. |
![]() Bhurak |
Posted - 2004.03.16 16:38:00 -
[19]
Advertising mirrors reality doesn't it. *** Tyrrany also appears to have no sense of humour. Up for a good fight for freedom until someone disagrees with you. How one dimensional. Tell me, when you sleep at night, do you dream of killing? I dream about my home. Surprise me. Talk about something other than killing Amarr or Ammatar 'scum'. Or, perhaps you will merely use this as yet another excuse to kill. Bhurak Nossrep Captain of the Sebiestor Maiden and the Maiden's Fury Home Port: Pator Random Miner> Did you how steal my ore, lacked prospects or a bright future the thing you wanted me to take the fight airship to hit you |
Bhurak Amarr Imperial Shipment |
Posted - 2004.03.16 16:38:00 -
[20]
Advertising mirrors reality doesn't it. *** Tyrrany also appears to have no sense of humour. Up for a good fight for freedom until someone disagrees with you. How one dimensional. Tell me, when you sleep at night, do you dream of killing? I dream about my home. Surprise me. Talk about something other than killing Amarr or Ammatar 'scum'. Or, perhaps you will merely use this as yet another excuse to kill. Bhurak Nossrep Captain of the Sebiestor Maiden and the Maiden's Fury Home Port: Pator Random Miner> Did you how steal my ore, lacked prospects or a bright future the thing you wanted me to take the fight airship to hit you |
![]() Mallus Kulov |
Posted - 2004.03.16 18:11:00 -
[21] A wonderful product, great for every Minmatar family! ;) |
Mallus Kulov Amarr |
Posted - 2004.03.16 18:11:00 -
[22] A wonderful product, great for every Minmatar family! ;) |
![]() Discorporation |
Posted - 2004.03.16 19:13:00 -
[23] I wish Sabaoth would re-open their little project. Would be fun. [Heterocephalus glaber] |
Discorporation Amarr Evolution Band of Brothers |
Posted - 2004.03.16 19:13:00 -
[24] I wish Sabaoth would re-open their little project. Would be fun. |
![]() Pulgor |
Posted - 2004.03.16 20:06:00 -
[25]
You're not a Minmatar in anybody's eyes, Deteis. However you do exibit the problem solving abilities of one, perhaps this is a sign of de-evolution of the Caldari? ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame! |
Pulgor Delictum 23216 |
Posted - 2004.03.16 20:06:00 -
[26]
You're not a Minmatar in anybody's eyes, Deteis. However you do exibit the problem solving abilities of one, perhaps this is a sign of de-evolution of the Caldari? |
![]() Tih Ahh |
Posted - 2004.03.16 20:46:00 -
[27] Edited by: Tih Ahh on 16/03/2004 20:48:11 Pulgor, you choose to be the yapping dog at the heels of the Amarr. You are their court jester. They are laughing at you, not with you. Wake up. -- minmatar.net - United Minmatar News & Forums |
Tih Ahh Minmatar Sebiestor tribe |
Posted - 2004.03.16 20:46:00 -
[28] Edited by: Tih Ahh on 16/03/2004 20:48:11 Pulgor, you choose to be the yapping dog at the heels of the Amarr. You are their court jester. They are laughing at you, not with you. Wake up. -- minmatar.net - United Minmatar News & Forums |
![]() Pulgor |
Posted - 2004.03.16 21:49:00 -
[29]
So I guess you won't be buying any masks then? ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame! |
Pulgor Delictum 23216 |
Posted - 2004.03.16 21:49:00 -
[30]
So I guess you won't be buying any masks then? |
![]() Tih Ahh |
Posted - 2004.03.16 22:57:00 -
[31]
Yeah, put me down for a mask. I'll use it to scare away any Ammatar citizens I run across. -- minmatar.net - United Minmatar News & Forums |
Tih Ahh Minmatar Sebiestor tribe |
Posted - 2004.03.16 22:57:00 -
[32]
Yeah, put me down for a mask. I'll use it to scare away any Ammatar citizens I run across. -- minmatar.net - United Minmatar News & Forums |
![]() Pulgor |
Posted - 2004.03.16 23:11:00 -
[33] Enough of your blabbering. Back into the mines with you! ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame! |
Pulgor Delictum 23216 |
Posted - 2004.03.16 23:11:00 -
[34] Enough of your blabbering. Back into the mines with you! |
![]() Mos Panor |
Posted - 2004.03.17 10:06:00 -
[35] How's the uptake on these Pulgor? I'd suspect plenty of your Minmatar brethren are clambouring to get hold of one of these, if only to see you to put the mask on yourself! :D -------------------------- PIE Inc Captain and Internal Communications Officer |
Mos Panor Amarr PIE Inc. |
Posted - 2004.03.17 10:06:00 -
[36] How's the uptake on these Pulgor? I'd suspect plenty of your Minmatar brethren are clambouring to get hold of one of these, if only to see you to put the mask on yourself! :D -------------------------- PIE Inc. Senior Captain and Internal Communications Officer |
![]() Pulgor |
Posted - 2004.03.17 10:26:00 -
[37] Why they're just flying off the shelves. I can bearly keep up with demand! As far as putting on Amarr masks myself goes, I don't think it'll be happening any time soon. I must act in the interests of Ammatar which dosn't include dawning silly disguises. Although if I knew I wouldn't get caught impersonating an Amarr official, I'd use the Admrial Travize mask to acquire a few battleships from head office =P ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame! |
Pulgor Delictum 23216 |
Posted - 2004.03.17 10:26:00 -
[38] Why they're just flying off the shelves. I can bearly keep up with demand! As far as putting on Amarr masks myself goes, I don't think it'll be happening any time soon. I must act in the interests of Ammatar which dosn't include dawning silly disguises. Although if I knew I wouldn't get caught impersonating an Amarr official, I'd use the Admrial Travize mask to acquire a few battleships from head office =P |
![]() Mos Panor |
Posted - 2004.03.17 10:35:00 -
[39] Well Pulgor, should you willingly attemp such a foolhardy act, you'd find that PIE's advanced security measures would pose somewhat of a problem for you... even posing as our esteemed CEO. :P -------------------------- PIE Inc Captain and Internal Communications Officer |
Mos Panor Amarr PIE Inc. |
Posted - 2004.03.17 10:35:00 -
[40] Well Pulgor, should you willingly attemp such a foolhardy act, you'd find that PIE's advanced security measures would pose somewhat of a problem for you... even posing as our esteemed CEO. :P -------------------------- PIE Inc. Senior Captain and Internal Communications Officer |
![]() Maneater |
Posted - 2004.03.17 14:05:00 -
[41] I would like a Pulgor mask and when I see him, I will get one I got my own knife and I will cut his face off and have my own fresh one. Then I will get salt and glue and put it on his raw face and glue one of those Amarr masks on it, because he thinks hes an Amarr so he might as well look like one. |
Maneater |
Posted - 2004.03.17 14:05:00 -
[42] I would like a Pulgor mask and when I see him, I will get one I got my own knife and I will cut his face off and have my own fresh one. Then I will get salt and glue and put it on his raw face and glue one of those Amarr masks on it, because he thinks hes an Amarr so he might as well look like one. |
![]() Bhurak |
Posted - 2004.03.17 14:14:00 -
[43]
A swing......and a miss. Let us try to show outrage without threats of violence. I know you are capable of it. If you aren't, your life is empty and one dimensional and I pity you. Bhurak Nossrep Captain of the Sebiestor Maiden and the Maiden's Fury Home Port: Pator Random Miner> Did you how steal my ore, lacked prospects or a bright future the thing you wanted me to take the fight airship to hit you |
Bhurak Amarr Imperial Shipment |
Posted - 2004.03.17 14:14:00 -
[44]
A swing......and a miss. Let us try to show outrage without threats of violence. I know you are capable of it. If you aren't, your life is empty and one dimensional and I pity you. Bhurak Nossrep Captain of the Sebiestor Maiden and the Maiden's Fury Home Port: Pator Random Miner> Did you how steal my ore, lacked prospects or a bright future the thing you wanted me to take the fight airship to hit you |
![]() Jim Hawkins |
Posted - 2004.03.17 14:17:00 -
[45] Such barbarism. Clearly it can now be seen why these face skinning primitives are so in need of our civilising assistance. On a final note, I'd just like to know if I qualify for any royalties on the sale of any masks bearing my pug ugly fizzog, although somehow I doubt that particular one is much of a seller |
Jim Hawkins Amarr Imperial Dreams Curatores Veritatis Alliance |
Posted - 2004.03.17 14:17:00 -
[46] Such barbarism. Clearly it can now be seen why these face skinning primitives are so in need of our civilising assistance. On a final note, I'd just like to know if I qualify for any royalties on the sale of any masks bearing my pug ugly fizzog, although somehow I doubt that particular one is much of a seller |
![]() Morlock |
Posted - 2004.03.17 16:43:00 -
[47] heh that was actually quite funny. it does however highlight how little you know of the minmatar people. regardless of differences of opinion or tribe we are brothers. follow whatever path you will. you are still welcome among your brothers although you may leave your pretensions of a haughty demeanor at the border. |
Morlock Sebiestor tribe |
Posted - 2004.03.17 16:43:00 -
[48] heh that was actually quite funny. it does however highlight how little you know of the minmatar people. regardless of differences of opinion or tribe we are brothers. follow whatever path you will. you are still welcome among your brothers although you may leave your pretensions of a haughty demeanor at the border. |
![]() Pulgor |
Posted - 2004.03.17 19:56:00 -
[49] Try to make an ISK and now I've got people wanting to skin my face. That's a new one. Perhaps after you'll go hunt some wild game in the bush using a spear and animal instinct! ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame! |
Pulgor Delictum 23216 |
Posted - 2004.03.17 19:56:00 -
[50] Try to make an ISK and now I've got people wanting to skin my face. That's a new one. Perhaps after you'll go hunt some wild game in the bush using a spear and animal instinct! |
![]() Morlock |
Posted - 2004.03.18 01:48:00 -
[51] i feel a quote is appropriate here, it comes from a great man from ancient history, jean luc picard. "in spite of all you have done, i find you a pitiable man" |
Morlock Sebiestor tribe |
Posted - 2004.03.18 01:48:00 -
[52] i feel a quote is appropriate here, it comes from a great man from ancient history, jean luc picard. "in spite of all you have done, i find you a pitiable man" |
![]() Pulgor |
Posted - 2004.03.18 02:48:00 -
[53] That all is in your point of view. I don't believe in the Minmatar order so I don't fight for it. My comrades would agree, however there are many that feel that "Ammatar scum" such as myself have no the right to exist. Well that's their view and their welcome to it. Dosn't change the fact that they are making precious little progress in their war. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame! |
Pulgor Delictum 23216 |
Posted - 2004.03.18 02:48:00 -
[54] That all is in your point of view. I don't believe in the Minmatar order so I don't fight for it. My comrades would agree, however there are many that feel that "Ammatar scum" such as myself have no the right to exist. Well that's their view and their welcome to it. Dosn't change the fact that they are making precious little progress in their war. |
![]() Tih Ahh |
Posted - 2004.03.18 03:30:00 -
[55]
So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em? We are making little progress in the war? 15,000 slaves have just been released to Matar. That looks like progress to me. Everyday we free more slaves by whatever means necessary. We won't stop fighting until we free them all. -- minmatar.net - United Minmatar News & Forums |
Tih Ahh Minmatar Sebiestor tribe |
Posted - 2004.03.18 03:30:00 -
[56]
So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em? We are making little progress in the war? 15,000 slaves have just been released to Matar. That looks like progress to me. Everyday we free more slaves by whatever means necessary. We won't stop fighting until we free them all. -- minmatar.net - United Minmatar News & Forums |
![]() Pulgor |
Posted - 2004.03.18 03:43:00 -
[57] Edited by: Pulgor on 18/03/2004 03:46:41
Do you support the sacerfice Midular made to get those slaves? Of coruse not, and don't bother answering that to prove me right. And your friends feel the same way. You really cannot call it progress then, because you nor your compatriots do support it. The Minmatar goal that "Freedom fighters" fight for is unconditional obediance of other worlds, and they won't get it. The Amarr will not bow down to you and your band of "Freedom Fighters." I won't, the Caldari won't, and nor will the Gallante. However I have coined a new name for them, be honest and call them "Fighters of the Minmatar Order." Or somesuch name. Because the Minmatar believe in order moreso then me or the Amarr. It's just that you believe in your order. Where everyone kneel's down and throws away perfectly good lives to achive ficticious goals. A wise word to all those who fight for the 'cause' of Minmatar, think "I could be doing something worthwhile." every minute that is spent being a false hero. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame! |
Pulgor Delictum 23216 |
Posted - 2004.03.18 03:43:00 -
[58] Edited by: Pulgor on 18/03/2004 03:46:41
Do you support the sacerfice Midular made to get those slaves? Of coruse not, and don't bother answering that to prove me right. And your friends feel the same way. You really cannot call it progress then, because you nor your compatriots do support it. The Minmatar goal that "Freedom fighters" fight for is unconditional obediance of other worlds, and they won't get it. The Amarr will not bow down to you and your band of "Freedom Fighters." I won't, the Caldari won't, and nor will the Gallante. However I have coined a new name for them, be honest and call them "Fighters of the Minmatar Order." Or somesuch name. Because the Minmatar believe in order moreso then me or the Amarr. It's just that you believe in your order. Where everyone kneel's down and throws away perfectly good lives to achive ficticious goals. A wise word to all those who fight for the 'cause' of Minmatar, think "I could be doing something worthwhile." every minute that is spent being a false hero. |
![]() Maneater |
Posted - 2004.03.18 11:16:00 -
[59]
Well I'm sorry to inform you this his how we do things in Caldari it works for us. P.S. When will a Minmatar kill Pulgor. Because if he was a Caldari and we were enslaved he would already be dead |
Maneater |
Posted - 2004.03.18 11:16:00 -
[60]
Well I'm sorry to inform you this his how we do things in Caldari it works for us. P.S. When will a Minmatar kill Pulgor. Because if he was a Caldari and we were enslaved he would already be dead |
![]() Rodj Blake |
Posted - 2004.03.18 11:38:00 -
[61] Edited by: Rodj Blake on 18/03/2004 11:41:54
The 15,000 adopted workers that you refer to were released due to the diplomatic efforts of the Minmatar government, and the enlightened benevolence of our Emperor. Their repatriation has nothing to do with your attempts at war. Perhaps this time the Minmatars will remember to have some vitoc ready for their new citizens. We wouldn't want a repeat of the last time, now would we? Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Rodj Blake Amarr PIE Inc. |
Posted - 2004.03.18 11:38:00 -
[62] Edited by: Rodj Blake on 18/03/2004 11:41:54
The 15,000 adopted workers that you refer to were released due to the diplomatic efforts of the Minmatar government, and the enlightened benevolence of our Emperor. Their repatriation has nothing to do with your attempts at war. Perhaps this time the Minmatars will remember to have some vitoc ready for their new citizens. We wouldn't want a repeat of the last time, now would we? Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
Scagga Laebetrovo Delictum 23216 |
Posted - 2007.03.26 16:55:00 -
[63] Given the current political situation in Providence, Pulgor, I believe it is pertinent to revive this idea. There will be many terrorists fleeing to uncivilised space in the next few weeks - flying under the guise of an Amarrian would be favourable to them - Much profit can be made! Delictum 23216 Official forums |
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