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Kelsy Talan
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Posted - 2008.01.11 22:47:00 -
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*A prestigious looking Gallentean woman sits at the display, a cigarette in a long black holder in her hand*
Captains of New Eden. This is Kelsy Talan. Yes, the Kesly Talan. I've no doubt you've heard my beautiful music before, but anyway, enough of that titter-tatter.
I've come here to seek assistance from *A snarl forms on her face* You lot. Where would I go about beginning my business to further my fortunes and influence in the skies?
Nobody has thought to give me any indication, nor attention that I most certainly deserve.
Who knows, I might even grant the person that gives me the most useful information a signed holoreel of one of my shows. Now wouldn't that be delightful?
It's not like you people have anything better to do with your lives other than to answer this question.
*The Gallentean picks up a tall glass of champagne, raising it in the air beforer the comms disconnect*
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Cybarite
Gallente
Aristotle Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.01.11 23:03:00 -
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good luck with that, you'll need it with that attitude.
some advice, stay away from sinq liason, if I find you there I will add your corpse to my collection.
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Why do I PvP? Because I love the feeling I get when I see the pretty lights and know that someone somewhere is screaming incoherently at their computer screen. |
Loki Lok'ri
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Posted - 2008.01.11 23:07:00 -
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And I'm sure it would be worth hundreds of thousands of your corpses.
Wait. I stand corrected. It has a value, unlike yours, which I find worthless.
I did not ask you to threaten me, lowlife, I asked for information.
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Kelsy Talan
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Posted - 2008.01.11 23:21:00 -
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I did not ask you to threaten me lowlife, I asked for information.
I think you will find my corpse has a value, unlike yours.
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The Herrick
Gallente
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.01.11 23:54:00 -
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Well for one you could drop the attitude, after that I dunno, play in lowsec and wait till something big warps in?
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.12 00:00:00 -
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Err, who?
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
Only way to be sure! |
The Herrick
Gallente
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.01.12 00:02:00 -
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You don't know her? She was the winner of the "109 oversized ego derby" last year. You must have heard about it surely.
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Verone
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.12 00:12:00 -
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 Originally by: Kelsy Talan
*A prestigious looking Gallentean woman sits at the display, a cigarette in a long black holder in her hand*
Kelsy Talan?
Opera singer right? Tanet? Luminaire V?
I was always more of a fan of Cecile De'Lare to be honest, she has a much stronger voice and a lot better pitch.
Oh by the way, I'd drop the attitude here. Your mouth will get you killed faster than you can blink.
This is our world, not planetside. Welcome to it.
I hope your landing isn't too rough, you might break a nail.
>>> TRIBUTE TO A FALLEN WINGMAN <<<
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
Naughty People
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.01.12 00:12:00 -
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Placid. Come to Placid. Fislipesnes constellation. There you will meet your destiny.
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Now Hiring Pirates, Anarchists and Terrorists. |
Kelsy Talan
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Posted - 2008.01.12 00:26:00 -
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Edited by: Kelsy Talan on 12/01/2008 00:26:58
Wow, the reception here is terrible, where were you people raised? In fact, don't answer, I don't care.
Now, a constructive answer please, if any of you have the mental capacity to do that?
And no, I'm not an Opera singer. You should know that if you have any interest in the musical industry.
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Kendar Zek
Gallente
Interstellar Aid Society
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Posted - 2008.01.12 00:32:00 -
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I would recommend taking a stroll over to the Jita system. Trading at the Caldari Navy station orbiting the fourth moon of the fourth planet can be quite lucrative.
Have a good evening, ma'am.
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Owner, Venture Racing Team
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Kelsy Talan
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Posted - 2008.01.12 00:35:00 -
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Why thankyou, kind gentleman.
You see? This kind of person has a little thing I like to call respect.
The rest of you disgust me.
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Carth Merrol
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Posted - 2008.01.12 00:37:00 -
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Such arrogance from one such as yourself. Abilities in the arts mean nothing during combat. Singing will not save you from my missiles, and electronic rhythms do not stop railgun pellets.
Become a great pilot, and then perhaps you may speak to us this way; otherwise, begone.
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Kelsy Talan
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Posted - 2008.01.12 00:43:00 -
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I don't think you understand, I am a great pilot. Do not be jealous of what you do not have, my singing abilities are merely a "side feature" of me.
I pity you, I really do.
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Verone
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.12 00:52:00 -
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Originally by: Kelsy Talan
And no, I'm not an Opera singer. You should know that if you have any interest in the musical industry.
Define music?
Not the electro-pop crap and drivel they play on GalHD I hope.
I have an interest in music, not some deranged tart with over sized jugs squealing int a microphone with some stupid electronic crap in the background.
>>> TRIBUTE TO A FALLEN WINGMAN <<<
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Kelsy Talan
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Posted - 2008.01.12 00:55:00 -
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I'll have you know electro-pop is quite the flourishing music genre. Of course you don't like it, what else can be expected of half-wits?
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The Herrick
Gallente
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.01.12 00:58:00 -
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Originally by: Kelsy Talan
I don't think you understand, I am a great pilot. Do not be jealous of what you do not have, my singing abilities are merely a "side feature" of me.
I pity you, I really do.
I hope you're able to back those claims up, or have a good clone on standby. You're gonna need it out here.
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Kojima Asuka
Gallente
Strix Armaments and Defence
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Posted - 2008.01.12 01:01:00 -
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Edited by: Kojima Asuka on 12/01/2008 01:01:24
Ms. Talan, I do not think your manner of addressing us is necessarily helping you. Perhaps you could try speaking to your fellow, and more skilled, pod pilots in a less hostile tone, then perhaps you will get more than one pity answer.
Watch your back in space, there are a lot of nasty people out there, and I doubt any anti-pirate corporations will assist you with the way you have conducted yourself here.
*The screen goes blank, leaving just the Strix Armaments and Defense logo in view.*
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Verone
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.12 01:01:00 -
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Originally by: Kelsy Talan
I'll have you know electro-pop is quite the flourishing music genre. Of course you don't like it, what else can be expected of half-wits?
hahaha, I had a feeling you were one of those.
poor woman. I hear the Federation offer great medical care. Go see a shrink at Poteque.
>>> TRIBUTE TO A FALLEN WINGMAN <<<
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Kelsy Talan
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Posted - 2008.01.12 01:03:00 -
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Oh and why's that? Another idle threat? I've never had so many people being rude to me in my life! You people should be more like my fans, adoring and polite to me. But don't ask for autographs, that's annoying. I give them out only when I want to.
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Verone
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.12 01:09:00 -
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Originally by: Kelsy Talan
Oh and why's that? Another idle threat?
I see you've been on the boosters again, probably explains the singing.
Trust me sweetheart, if I wanted to threaten you, you'd know about it. They only reason you're attracting hostility from anyone is because of your attitude.
Sort it out, and you'll live a lot longer. This is our domain, you'll get used to it and how significant you are in it along with all the rest of us eventually.
>>> TRIBUTE TO A FALLEN WINGMAN <<<
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Kelsy Talan
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Posted - 2008.01.12 01:16:00 -
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Your domain huh? Says who?
I see nothing wrong with my attitude. I'll speak to people how they deserve to be spoken to.
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Lyra Garris
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2008.01.12 01:22:00 -
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Greetings and welcome to the world of the capsuleer. I hope you have a spine to back up your Academy diploma and some heavy artillery to back up your ego, because it gets nasty out here.
In the interests of politeness, I'm going to offer you a few basic starting tips.
1) Lose the ego. You have that 'Fresh out of the academy' feel about you, and you might think you're a big name in Gallente music but you're small out here. Talking down to the wrong people can and will get you killed, swiftly, especially when those 'wrong people' are flying assault cruisers or battleships.
2) Find yourself a profession. You can trade, build, mine, or shoot things for your money out here. Figure out what you want to do, then do it and, most importantly, specialize in it. Money you make in music is nothing to a veteran capsuleer's income.
3) Pay attention to politics. They matter out here, especially in all things involving the Amarr, as some groups like Ushra'Khan will shoot anyone that has anything to do with the Amarr, no matter how tenuous the interaction. Even flying around Domain or especially Providence is enough to get them (Ushra'Khan) to attack you. While most other groups are more forgiving, it helps to know this information before you find yourself warp-scrambled by a pack of pirates, terrorists, or other ne'er-do-wells.
4) Low-security is no-security. If Concord doesn't patrol it, be paranoid, because someone might very well shoot you for the fun of it. Especially with an attitude like that.
5) Never take anything at face value. What happens on GalNet and what's actually happening are usually pretty far from each other. PIE is the best example - Judging by GalNet you would think them to be weak, incompetent, and ineffectual. A bit of investigation reveals, however, that most of that false appearance comes from the mouthes of people that PIE has marginalized, destroyed, or otherwise dealt with who are simply attacking PIE the only way that is safe for them.
6) Find an employer. The good employers are those who will teach you the ropes of your profession, as well as the tricks behind being a capsuleer in general. The best ones will also teach you about the politics of the region and the trouble spots that are best avoided, things that 'outsiders' to that area wouldn't know. I believe Lord Archbishop of PIE runs a program for the Gallente, to educate them on a wide variety of important matters. It would be a good place to start.
Welcome to the Cluster. Don't do anything stupid and you should be fine.
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Kailea Shandrasekkar
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.12 01:40:00 -
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As the old Achuran adage goes, interesting times awaits you, Ms. Talan.
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The price demanded for the most precious of all things is life itself - ultimate cost for perfect value. |
Kelsy Talan
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Posted - 2008.01.12 01:40:00 -
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Educate Gallente on important matters? Such as what? I do not know of anything we'd need informing about, the news is pretty easy to get hold of. And why do you capsuleers not appriciate musical talent, even in space where it can get a little boring?
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Shintoko Akahoshi
Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.01.12 01:54:00 -
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Personally, I would recommend you come to Lonetrek. The business opportunities are bountiful here, as is the potential for expanding your already significant sphere of influence. While you are here, consider subscribing to our full-service Palermitani program - the benefits of which are too numerous to list here.
I wish you well in your transition from entertainment icon to stellar power broker. With your experience, I am sure you will meet with every success.
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Verone
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.12 01:55:00 -
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Originally by: Kelsy Talan
Your domain huh? Says who?
I see nothing wrong with my attitude. I'll speak to people how they deserve to be spoken to.
Say the people with the guns. Which is most of the capsuleer community.
Oh, and if you feel that's how people deserve to be spoken to, then expect it back tenfold here kiddo.
I trust you'll do well in the capsuleer community. The market for biomass from dead rookies is pretty rife inside federal borders.
So yeah, I'd love to continue to talk to you, really, but I feel i'm losing IQ points to your sheer idiocy as I'm doing so.
I really don't want to drop too many, I've got more to remember than three verses and a quick chorus to the sound of a deranged Jin-Mei midget beating a polycarbon housing with a wooden pole.
A few deaths will bring you down from your perch, and you'll soon get over the notion that your corpses are probably being used as playthings after your death, i'm sure.
Oh, I reccomend PF-346 as a destination for your first capsuleer interaction, you'll soon see what our world is about then. It's right off orvolle, can't miss it. It's the black one with twinkly bits.
>>> TRIBUTE TO A FALLEN WINGMAN <<<
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Kelsy Talan
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Posted - 2008.01.12 02:01:00 -
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Thankyou Miss Akahoshi. Your input is appriciated. But yours, Mr Verone, is not. I was not implying my body would be used for anything of an unsavoury nature.
Besides, taking me down from my perch?
*The Gallentean woman laughs, drinking her wine from the glass, then disconnects the comms*
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Myxx
Gallente
Daughters Of Venus
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Posted - 2008.01.12 02:03:00 -
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Edited by: Myxx on 12/01/2008 02:05:12
Originally by: Kelsy Talan
Educate Gallente on important matters? Such as what? I do not know of anything we'd need informing about, the news is pretty easy to get hold of. And why do you capsuleers not appriciate musical talent, even in space where it can get a little boring?
Lose your attitude, Missy. Talking down to people will get you killed right quick. Feel free to drop me a line in your pod interface (after you learn how to do that, obviously) and I'll be willing to help you get your footing so you don't find out how harsh stuff is the hard way.
Originally by: Kelsy Talan
Thankyou Miss Akahoshi. Your input is appriciated. But yours, Mr Verone, is not. I was not implying my body would be used for anything of an unsavoury nature.
Besides, taking me down from my perch?
*The Gallentean woman laughs, drinking her wine from the glass, then disconnects the comms*
What I do believe Verone means, is that your corpse isn't worth much more than what he incinuated. Did you pay attention in your pod pilot training at all as to what happens when your pod *****s and you float in space? No? That can change really fast with your attitude here, if you like.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Hello Ambriel.
In short, it is with great sadness I have to report that the cake is a lie.
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The Herrick
Gallente
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.01.12 02:09:00 -
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Originally by: Kelsy Talan
Besides, taking me down from my perch?
Find me in space and I'll show just where to stick that perch too.
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