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Valerax Orion
Fourth Circle
VENOM Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.14 23:57:00 -
[181]
My GOD this thread has gone above and beyond epic.
Initial posts: 2-3minutes
Supportive replies: 30seconds-5minutes
Whiney Pirates: Timeless.
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delta phi
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Posted - 2008.01.14 23:58:00 -
[182]
id is my hero
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Shekat
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:08:00 -
[183]
 Originally by: imorax
IDispatch, the next logical step is to ransom the gate campers. Start at 1Bisk / month.
Fantastic idea... idespach your my hero...
i hate people who threaten to petiton like babys cos you have a tactic that works for a while...
an old char of a friends was quite happily bumping a fr8ter in empire to hold it up long enough to get a war deked char there to pop it .... you should have seen them moan about it in local ...they had it bumped for 30 mins and they were screwing bad ...
the origenal char had been poped by the fr9ter corps gate camp earlier that day so it was just deserts tbh... but it was the language and the threats of getting their account banned...if ccp want to ban you they will but they wouldnt do it on first offence anyways, cos how you supposed to know if its wrong till ccp tell you ....and they ignore stupid petitions anyway till they send you the screw you standard response lol. so dont ever be intimidated by someone hiding behind the threat of ccp and petitions... just dont use exploits and you will be fine ...(eg POS bowling with titans, oh yes bob you cant do that anymore hehe)
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Insomnium
Minmatar
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:35:00 -
[184]
Edited by: Insomnium on 15/01/2008 00:39:01
Originally by: IDispatch
there we go, a slepnir (sp?) with sensor boosters chasing me around.. It's a trap, luckily I never approach wrecks now, I warp to them, warp to bookmark, warp back to a new wreck and so on..
teehee, bugger thinks i was chasing him 
'doh. i just bumped this thread didnt i? 
*hits self* "stupid me, stupid mee!!"
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward |
Khadur
Minmatar
Spartan Industries
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:35:00 -
[185]
Originally by: Crimson Onyx
Хорошо, чтобы быть честным эта нить сосет так этот isnt в английском, это собирается быть lockedzz
It is good in order to be honest this thread it sucks so this isnt in the English, this is assembled to be lockedzz
lol translator ftl!
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Windjammer
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Posted - 2008.01.15 02:09:00 -
[186]
Originally by: Le Skunk
So you ignore all my indisputable, and clearly laid out points proving why you were wrong.
This leaves you with the standard two forum options
1)Criticise the spelling of the person who has defeated you.
2)Write a hilarious 'comedy' post, impressing the reading public with your rapier like wit.
You chose number 2.
I chose victory.
SKUNK
Ummm........yeah.  That's exactly what happened. Seriously, I'm glad you thought it was hilarious. I was aiming for mildly entertaining and gentle. Good to know I achieved a bit more and gave you a moment of happiness.
Your points may be clearly laid out and some of them are indisputable, but they are laid upon a foundation of falsehood. i.e. if you're replying correctly to a question other than the one asked, it is in fact the wrong answer. I've shown you this and you obviously didn't read it or, if you did read it, understand it. It is futile to argue with someone who essentially isn't listening. Therefore I stopped.
Believe what you want to believe, Skunk. The posts are there for anyone with the patience to read them.
Regards,
Windjammer
P.S. It is not my wish to highjack this thread any further. It's a good one and deserves better. Velator for the win. I love it.
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Jade Marley
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Posted - 2008.01.15 02:49:00 -
[187]
what an epic battle of the forum *****s...
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Pavolin Stallin
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Posted - 2008.01.15 03:10:00 -
[188]
/Bump for being the best thread I've read. Also United does make this an EPIC thread, how can you be such cry babies IDispatch for Gallente Pres or what every the hell they have..
Bagman:"so which one of you is the brains of this outfit?"
Kidnapper:"I dont think its that kind of outfit."
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Mzr
Gallente
Session9
Rising Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.15 03:10:00 -
[189]
If it were my camp.. I'd say fit 1-2 tractors onto a BS to get the wrecks quickly. And if I'd want it hardcore I'd get 1-2 guys onto sniper detail to pop anything that tries to steal the lewt.
But all in all.. yea, nice going. Keep up the good work :) |
Insomnium
Minmatar
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.15 03:12:00 -
[190]
Edited by: Insomnium on 15/01/2008 03:12:20
can't tractor other people's wrecks sadly 
wait can u tractor wrecks at all? havent used one of those in ages 
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward |
Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.15 03:25:00 -
[191]
Edited by: Le Skunk on 15/01/2008 03:25:59
Originally by: Windjammer
Believe what you want to believe, Skunk. The posts are there for anyone with the patience to read them.
 Ok, here are the post for all to read (as i realise not many have patience for it).
Originally by: Constance Noring
If you really want to grief griefers, pop the wrecks before they have a chance to loot them. Works especially well in highsec suicide gatecamps. Watching some guys suicide gank a freighter in their battleships and then have the loot popped right before their eyes is priceless, not to mention the angry feedback.
Originally by: Rhatar Khurin
If you try and destroy wrecks in high sec wont concord get annoyed?
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Rhatar Khurin
If you try and destroy wrecks in high sec wont concord get annoyed?
Yes you will get concorded and take a sec hit. So if you want to sit for hours on a gate waiting for the split seconds where someone suicide ganks a ship then hoping you can get a lock and fire before the loot scooper who is sat right next to the wreck gets it, AND lose your ship and sec status for no financial gain.... please go ahead.
SKUNK
Originally by: Windjammer
This is false and an attempt at disinformation by Skunk. Shooting the wrecks of your own ships is absolutely not a problem for Concord and you will not take a sec hit. Only when you shoot the wrecks of ships which belonged to others does Concord take notice. This also means your corp mates can shoot the wrecks of your ships.
Contrary to what some campers and/or rats would have you believe, the wreck is the property of the person who owned the ship. Not the property of the person who just turned the ship into a wreck.
Regards,
Windjammer
Ok then here they all are for your reading enjoyment. The quotes are
1) Guy talking about popping the wrecks of suicide gankers in high sec. Subsequent posts from the poster show he 'thought it was obvious' you would get concorded (but he felt it was worth it) so he neglected to mention this in his post.
2) Guy querying whether concord would not destroy you if you followed poster 1s advice.
3) Me confirming CORRECTLY that indeed you will be concorded, and also point out you will take a sec hit.
4) Windjamm not reading my post properly, not reading the posts I was answering properly (even though i helpfully quoted it for him in my response) assuming much - but knowing little, and gogin right off on one.
Subsequent posts from windjamm attempted to bail himself out rather then offering the honourable apology. Final posts from windjamm totally gogin off topic in a slighlty cringeworthy attempt at comedy.
There you go, this side topic of the thread in a nutshell. A resounding vicotry for me.
SKUNK
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Mzr
Gallente
Session9
Rising Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.15 03:33:00 -
[192]
Yep no tractoring :(
"03:30:19 Notify The Small Tractor Beam I cannot engage a tractor beam on that object as it is not owned by you, a fellow fleet member or another member of a player corporation you belong to."
Works for fleet/corp members wrecks tho.
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imorax
Gallente
Cosmic Cimmerians
Elite Trade Group
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Posted - 2008.01.15 04:29:00 -
[193]
Le Skunk, I thought this thread was about a bunch of gate campers geting pwned by a noob, not about you.... oh hang on.
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Sara 7
Minmatar
The Black Ops
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Posted - 2008.01.15 04:48:00 -
[194]
OMG !! I just have to bump this - its absolutely classic!
What's even funnier is that this all happens in lowsec .. would love to see you boys come out to .0 for some camping as well
What would you like to fly today ? |
Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.15 04:55:00 -
[195]
Originally by: imorax
Le Skunk, I thought this thread was about a bunch of gate campers geting pwned by a noob, not about you.... oh hang on.
Am I the noob or the camper?
SKUNK
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.15 05:20:00 -
[196]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: imorax
Le Skunk, I thought this thread was about a bunch of gate campers geting pwned by a noob, not about you.... oh hang on.
Am I the noob or the camper?
SKUNK
With that kind of behavior, I'd vote for both
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Aedward
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Posted - 2008.01.15 05:25:00 -
[197]
This has been so amusing that I will be sharing it with FNA after work today. Beware the VelSwarm that shall descend forthwith!
We shall be in ur gatecampz steelin yur lewtz!
Bwa! Ha, ha, ha, ha, etc.
And just think of all the Tritanium we'll get out of it - ftw 
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.15 05:57:00 -
[198]
Originally by: IDispatch
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: imorax
Le Skunk, I thought this thread was about a bunch of gate campers geting pwned by a noob, not about you.... oh hang on.
Am I the noob or the camper?
SKUNK
With that kind of behavior, I'd vote for both
Indeed.
Well nobodys been able to disprove any of my points despite repeated opportunitys, so I think we all accept i was correct.
As such, my presence in this thread is no longer neccesary.
I wish this thread many bummpings.
SKUNK
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HakanSherif
Minmatar
Invicta.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 11:59:00 -
[199]
Good job OP, and this coming from a pirate. 
Est Sularus oth Mithas |
Laser Bob
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:06:00 -
[200]
Oh, those poor little campers!
Please IDispatch, stop being mean to them.
What will you do if they file another petition?
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Heckelgruber
Amarr
Quam Singulari
The Church.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:41:00 -
[201]
Heh, what could be lamer than lazy, whining pirates threatening to petition? Massive, elaborate water-feature of cascading fail.
If you're going mining with guns, at least pick up your jet-cans.
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Poreuomai
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:44:00 -
[202]
Epic thread.
Btw, IDispatch, cool name !
What are your alts, IUnknown (for undercover operations) or even IDiposable (for once-only operations) ?
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Laser Bob
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:57:00 -
[203]
Originally by: Poreuomai
Edited by: Poreuomai on 15/01/2008 12:46:46
Epic thread.
Btw, IDispatch, cool name !
What are your alts, IUnknown (for undercover operations) or even IDisposable (for once-only operations) ?
Oh, noes, your secret identity has been revealed, IDispatch is Bill Gates!
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Arkanjuca
Caldari
Tropa de Elite
The Church.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:57:00 -
[204]
Originally by: HakanSherif
Good job OP, and this coming from a pirate.
QFT
This is the way of thinking of an ebil piwate, you see oportunity where others see only disaster...
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"Strike first, strike fast and strike hard..."
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.15 13:29:00 -
[205]
Originally by: Laser Bob
Originally by: Poreuomai
Edited by: Poreuomai on 15/01/2008 12:46:46
Epic thread.
Btw, IDispatch, cool name !
What are your alts, IUnknown (for undercover operations) or even IDisposable (for once-only operations) ?
Oh, noes, your secret identity has been revealed, IDispatch is Bill Gates!
Damn, my secret is no more
*goes back to his evil plans to dominate the software market* 
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PsyBoRG
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Posted - 2008.01.15 14:56:00 -
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just read this (no not the whole bloody thread some ppl have lives) honestly that is full of win and if they cant even multitask enough to keep a velator away they deserve what they are getting also sounds like a nice cashcow for now hmmm have to keep that in mind if(more like when) i find some stupid enough peeps
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enerver
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Posted - 2008.01.15 15:18:00 -
[207]
Very nice work idispatch :)
I will do it too
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Kazacy
Caldari
Invicta.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 15:27:00 -
[208]
Originally by: ObiAliKonobi
Edited by: ObiAliKonobi on 14/01/2008 18:12:04
Edited by: ObiAliKonobi on 14/01/2008 18:11:31
I hate all you carebears and hope to kill your ships and pods someday. Face it, you hate United because we kill you carebears so much and so often.
We love killing you carebears. We get little Evegasms of joy everytime we pop you at the gate or probe you down in your mission.
You hate us. We understand that. However, we love that you hate us. We love killing everything and everyone in EvE (those 2 blues aside). Understand that United lives to kill YOU.
We don't play the game to manufacture, mine or mission. We play to kill. We play to make the other guy mash his keyboard and curse at his monitor.
So to IDI and the other fools who think they are heros, United will kill you just the same. Scoop your corpse just the same. And post your kill mail just the same.
LONG LIVE PIRACY! LONG LIVE THE KILLING OF NOOBS! LONG LIVE THOSE WHO PLAY THIS SPECIAL GAME TO KILL!
Hope to pop you,
Obialikonobi
Seems someone lost his nerves
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wu han
Gallente
The Water Margin.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 15:47:00 -
[209]
Originally by: ObiAliKonobi
So to IDI and the other fools who think they are heros, United will kill you just the same. Scoop your corpse just the same. And post your kill mail just the same.
Obialikonobi
Every United reply makes them look more and more stupid. Keep it up.
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Vodka Neat
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.01.15 17:03:00 -
[210]
Good news ID is safe! Here is a dev response to a similar thread about noob ships stealing loot... Linkage
Why are you still reading? Its over. Continue to the next post.
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