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Dr Slice
mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.12 12:46:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Riho proper camp as a ship whit few tractor beams to get the lewt :P
Not understanding game mechanics FTL
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Gallant Nose
MAFIA
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Posted - 2008.01.12 12:50:00 -
[32]
  
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Val Vympel
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Posted - 2008.01.12 13:33:00 -
[33]
I appreciate the fact,that they don't appreciate your tactics.   
I condone this strategy. 110%
Waaa! CCP IDispatch is scooping up OUR "pew pew". Boo Hoo We demand you take away his scooper.
Don't let this thread die..spread the word of this strategy.
IDispatch..Good Job..proceed sir

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William DeMeo
Gallente the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 13:43:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Yldraeth
Originally by: William DeMeo oh look lootstealer no. 1246543 has decided to make a post about his brave escapades. Why don't you suicide some more velators on our gatecamps?
love the united guys posting like they are actually on top here :). Keep up the work
He's not the first guy to come up with this idea and I'm sure he won't be the last. Not deserving a forum post imo, it's not that interesting. Yarr |

Cruthensis
Gallente Farmer Killers United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2008.01.12 13:53:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Cruthensis on 12/01/2008 13:52:46
Originally by: William DeMeo Not deserving a forum post imo, it's not that interesting.
But apparently interesting enough to deserve a petition 
1. Buy Vexor 2. Fit for Gank 3. Suicide ISK farmer 4. Grind sec 5. see 1. |

Cpt Branko
The Bloody Red
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Posted - 2008.01.12 14:06:00 -
[36]
Loot thieving is awesome and has probably made me 200M so far. Don't bring in fast-locking ships? Your problem - I'm flashing red so you can use whatever you like on me ;)
It's not petitionable, to the best of my knowledge. Think of it as meta-pirating ;)) Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |

Ki An
Gallente Filiolus Of Bellum
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Posted - 2008.01.12 14:59:00 -
[37]
Absolutely awesome! I hate loot thieves in high sec, but in low sec you only keep what you scoop. Keep it up. Make 'em cry.
Filiolus of Bellum is recruiting
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Dungheap
Caldari Dragon's Rage Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.01.12 15:06:00 -
[38]
a petition based on you using the free nub ship may be upheld; i recall a corp that was using nub ships to run a hostile pos out of ammunition was petitioned. they were told cease using the free ships. now, some rulings are by gm in the field and are not upheld eve-wide until a sr gm gets an upgraded petition.
but there is a precedent.. and think of the poor pywate children you're depriving of food and new toys.
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Vrikshaka
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.12 15:32:00 -
[39]
Originally by: William DeMeo Not deserving a forum post imo, it's not that interesting.
Omg stop failing please I'm having trouble eating breakfast when the coffee keeps spurting out of my nose 
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Dec V
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.01.12 15:42:00 -
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Why the hell was my name mentioned in this? I got nothing to do with this, im only in Rancer cos I got podded there after fighting and haven't been playing much so I haven't moved yet...but im glad the united think im ****ing them off, they're all ****s anyway
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Shanur
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.01.12 15:51:00 -
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Originally by: Dungheap a petition based on you using the free nub ship may be upheld; i recall a corp that was using nub ships to run a hostile pos out of ammunition was petitioned. they were told cease using the free ships. now, some rulings are by gm in the field and are not upheld eve-wide until a sr gm gets an upgraded petition.
but there is a precedent.. and think of the poor pywate children you're depriving of food and new toys.
There is a subtle difference between absorbing the fire of an unmanned autofiring POS to weaken it for a normal siege, and using a noobship to scoop up floating space loot created by a fully manned resource gathering operation. I don't think the GM will rate those two issues as the same.
Keep an inty on standby to watch for scoopers. They will be flagged as thieves so you won't have to worry about them agroing the gate guns. |

Freyya
Under the Wings of Fury Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.01.12 15:52:00 -
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OMG comedy gold....i approve of this service and might go and create an alt to uphold this buissness myself aswell! It's really funny seeing the big ebil piewats cry like babies when someone comes along who's got more than 1 braincell (talking bout the convo piewats here) and beats them at their own game..it's just like the bully in highschool who meets the bigger bully and gets slapped around silly stop crying and grow some for a change
Kudo's to you for using your head properly and beat the  at their own game  ___________
NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth Tnhx Rauth, apparantly the rest feel to good for it already..free beer anyone? |

Insomnium
Minmatar the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 16:17:00 -
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ID i suggest you stick around, i'm starting to become quite fond of you. the last loot stealer they let me play with never came back i really miss him. pirate****ersamething was his name. he came to the gate everyday but kept going in and out and it kept making me even more sad. so you know what? i came up with a super idea. why not double web him in place w. a huginn so we could be together forever well at least the time it'd taking him to get back to the gate (40+ minutes w. constant love taps.) it's sad to say my connection died and he was released. but i promise one day i'll have him with me once again. <333 unless of course you want to be my newest lover. 
[ 2008.01.09 19:29:55 ] Insomnium > hey ****er long time no see [ 2008.01.09 19:30:04 ] Insomnium > seeing as we have a lot of time, let's have a nice chat shall we [ 2008.01.09 19:30:10 ] CENSORED! > its a good 40 minutes to get back to the gate at this rate [ 2008.01.09 19:30:11 ] PWNED! > ;-) [ 2008.01.09 19:30:12 ] Insomnium > how's life been [ 2008.01.09 19:30:18 ] Insomnium > i've missed you. [ 2008.01.09 19:30:29 ] Insomnium > i was worried you quit eve or something [ 2008.01.09 19:30:35 ] Insomnium > and i'd never see that beautiful face of yours [ 2008.01.09 19:30:46 ] Insomnium > cried myself to sleep for a while [ 2008.01.09 19:31:04 ] OWNZORS! > /emote hugs Insomnium [ 2008.01.09 19:31:06 ] Insomnium > but it's ok [ 2008.01.09 19:31:08 ] Insomnium > you're back [ 2008.01.09 19:31:18 ] Insomnium > and i have you in my webs [ 2008.01.09 19:31:33 ] Insomnium > we can be together forever [ 2008.01.09 19:31:40 ] DENIED! > lol [ 2008.01.09 19:31:48 ] Insomnium > well 40 minutes. [ 2008.01.09 19:31:53 ] Insomnium > but it's ok you'll come back to me [ 2008.01.09 19:31:55 ] Insomnium > i know it [ 2008.01.09 19:32:04 ] Pirate****erSameThing > lol [ 2008.01.09 19:32:04 ] FAIL! > should see what happened to his other pets [ 2008.01.09 19:32:06 ] Insomnium > and if you dont, i'll be very sad [ 2008.01.09 19:32:20 ] Insomnium > so please come back [ 2008.01.09 19:32:24 ] Insomnium > i love having these talks with you [ 2008.01.09 19:32:32 ] IBTL! > yeah i feel sorry for his dancers [ 2008.01.09 19:33:11 ] Insomnium > i'm so happy you cant even understand [ 2008.01.09 19:33:42 ] Insomnium > /emote gives pirate a love tap [ 2008.01.09 19:34:07 ] Insomnium > whoops. [ 2008.01.09 19:34:09 ] Insomnium > i bumped you [ 2008.01.09 19:34:16 ] Insomnium > i guess that's another 10 minutes together =) [ 2008.01.09 19:34:45 ] Insomnium > oh i never want you to leave me again [ 2008.01.09 19:34:46 ] Insomnium > ever [ 2008.01.09 19:34:58 ] Insomnium > your pod is so... beautiful ------------------------------------ If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward |

Insomnium
Minmatar the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 16:23:00 -
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[ 2008.01.09 19:35:01 ] FORUM POLICE! > never ever? [ 2008.01.09 19:35:03 ] Insomnium > and round [ 2008.01.09 19:35:05 ] Insomnium > like a testicle [ 2008.01.09 19:35:05 ] OMG!!ONE11! > and on fire [ 2008.01.09 19:35:11 ] Insomnium > we're like a pair of ********* [ 2008.01.09 19:35:16 ] Insomnium > tho i obviously hang lower. [ 2008.01.09 19:35:30 ] Insomnium > but it's ok, we're both in the same ******* [ 2008.01.09 19:35:42 ] Insomnium > a ******* of loveeee [ 2008.01.09 19:36:02 ] Insomnium > *******, it's just a pieeceee of skinnn [ 2008.01.09 19:36:08 ] Insomnium > *******m it keeps the testiii innnn [ 2008.01.09 19:36:09 ] Insomnium > *******mm [ 2008.01.09 19:36:12 ] Insomnium > dont overload them [ 2008.01.09 19:36:17 ] Insomnium > or you'll explode emmm [ 2008.01.09 19:36:19 ] Insomnium > scrootummm [ 2008.01.09 19:37:23 ] Insomnium > oh my huginn's got flapping wings [ 2008.01.09 19:37:27 ] Insomnium > it's like cupid [ 2008.01.09 19:37:37 ] Insomnium > a little cherub of love [ 2008.01.09 19:37:53 ] Insomnium > flap flap [ 2008.01.09 19:38:21 ] Insomnium > WHY WONT YOU TALK TO ME [ 2008.01.09 19:38:26 ] Insomnium > ARE YOU MAD AT ME? [ 2008.01.09 19:38:29 ] Insomnium > I'M SORRY BABY [ 2008.01.09 19:38:34 ] Insomnium > PLEASE TAL*** TO MEEE [ 2008.01.09 19:39:19 ] Insomnium > i want to put a bounty on you. [ 2008.01.09 19:39:22 ] HELLLLOOO! > oooo naughty naughty [ 2008.01.09 19:39:22 ] Insomnium > a bounty o loveeeee [ 2008.01.09 19:39:28 ] NOT A NAME! > :) [ 2008.01.09 19:40:02 ] Insomnium > =)
Originally by: Yldraeth
love the united guys posting like they are actually on top here :). Keep up the work
btw mate, i'm never on top. i like to be on the bottom because i find whoever's on top does more work. i like to make my love slaves work  ------------------------------------ If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward |

Grimveous
Minmatar the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 16:24:00 -
[45]
Quote: ...but im glad the united think im ****ing them off, they're all ****s anyway
Oh noes, angry idiot is angry, nevermind.
Back on topic anywho, loot thiefery really is nothing new, still can anger folks but im sure we are still coming out on top when it comes to the whole money making lark, Consider Idspatch getting a few morsales of loot as us doing out bit for the community 
I eat bunnies, ich esse hassen, karl tenderises the bunnies before i eat them |

Temitten
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Posted - 2008.01.12 16:37:00 -
[46]
ah, "the united", this is not the first time those boys have given me a good laugh and I expect it will not be the last
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Drakesh
The Otter Pop Foundation
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Posted - 2008.01.12 16:44:00 -
[47]
This is hilarious.
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Frisky Minx
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.01.12 16:46:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Grimveous
Quote: ...but im glad the united think im ****ing them off, they're all ****s anyway
Oh noes, angry idiot is angry, nevermind.
Back on topic anywho, loot thiefery really is nothing new, still can anger folks but im sure we are still coming out on top when it comes to the whole money making lark, Consider Idspatch getting a few morsales of loot as us doing out bit for the community 
We didn't want that loot anyway??
spin failure cascade...
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Durzel
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Posted - 2008.01.12 17:29:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Kazacy Edited by: Kazacy on 12/01/2008 10:59:16 I was poded in my first day of eve and i dont know what to do. This deserve a sticky at least. 
I totally agree.
This thread is all kinds of awesome. When I got podkilled the first time I went to 0.0 (in my Ibis, I knew what to expect) I didn't really think there was anything that could be done in retaliation even if I had wanted to.
The OP deserves some sort of award for creativity for coming up with this way of "turning the frown upside down". Im not going to say "get his own back" because unlike the gatecampers whining in his log I don't think it's anything personal, he saw an opportunity and took it.
I love the way they're moaning about his actions like it's harassment, when they are quite happy gatecamping killing anyone who dares enter the system. Both the OP and the gatecampers are operating fully within the game mechanics.
Two thumbs up IDispatch 
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Borsek
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Posted - 2008.01.12 17:37:00 -
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Originally by: Suitonia Keep it up to be honest, if all they do is camp the same single gate day in and day out. Then it's there fault for not adapting.
I hate you, you damn orethief. You make me sick... ok, now on to what I wanted to say about this thread, not Suitonia:
I think you should report them for psychical harassment, because they told YOU that you need help, when it's obviously the other way around, heh. Anyway, whoever pwns piwates is my friend :P
Oh yea... this thread wins ^^
I vote for sticky.
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benzss
The Highwayman Union
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Posted - 2008.01.12 17:47:00 -
[51]
Originally by: William DeMeo oh look lootstealer no. 1246543 has decided to make a post about his brave escapades. Why don't you suicide some more velators on our gatecamps?
hang on i'm petitioning you for crying in your hugbox
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wu han
Gallente The Water Margin.
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:08:00 -
[52]
This thread is very funny and well done to the loot-thief. If the pirates are too slow to scoop up their ill gotten loot, then it is their problem. If their wreck gets looted by a quick-thinking thief, then it is their problem. The fact that he has no fear of dying and is hanging around is probably scaring the said pirate. Dee-Dums.
How can those United guys even consider a petition for harassment? You lot sound like a bunch of petulant children all wanting to throw their toys out of their prams because someone is ****ing them off and you do not have a clue how to deal with it. Frankly, these United guys make pirates look lame and weak.
To the OP: the majority of people here approve. Keep it up; might send some isk your way and you know what? This sounds like something that other's can emulate.
Well done and roll on more drama!
X
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Cpt Branko
The Bloody Red
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Dungheap a petition based on you using the free nub ship may be upheld; i recall a corp that was using nub ships to run a hostile pos out of ammunition was petitioned. they were told cease using the free ships. now, some rulings are by gm in the field and are not upheld eve-wide until a sr gm gets an upgraded petition.
but there is a precedent.. and think of the poor pywate children you're depriving of food and new toys.
Buy a BPO for the minmatar slasher. buy BPO for T1 nanos. Use those ;P Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |

Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:15:00 -
[54]
Wolf should be the one getting petitioned, for that kind of behavior. ================================= [orange]Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Wachtmeister |

William DeMeo
Gallente the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:31:00 -
[55]
Edited by: William DeMeo on 12/01/2008 18:33:51
Originally by: Vrikshaka
Originally by: William DeMeo Not deserving a forum post imo, it's not that interesting.
Omg stop failing please I'm having trouble eating breakfast when the coffee keeps spurting out of my nose 
k im gonna go back to failing in that corner so you don't spill your coffee. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Btw today I was on sisi and I kept suicide charging into tbe BS FFA LOL! It resulted in me dying and losing absolutely nothing, thats kinda interesting so thats why I'm telling everyone on the forums now that it really happened.
Yarr |

wu han
Gallente The Water Margin.
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:34:00 -
[56]
Originally by: William DeMeo ......
k im gonna go back to failing in that corner so you don't spill your coffee. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Btw today I was on sisi and I kept suicide charging into tbe BS FFA LOL!
Love the attempts by these fools to try and recover their e-peen. You guys look and sound like idiots to everyone reading this thread...and we love it.
More humour please.
Wu Han
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Adelorae24
Caldari Black Podding
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:42:00 -
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I really didn't think anyone could come off any more pathetic than Curzon Dax singing his version of Barbie Girl A Capella on our vent server, but somehow the United has pulled it off. It's amazing to me that you big bad piewats can't come up with a counter for one little n00b ship.
I love the pew pew, but I absolutely hate camping gates. Keep fighting the good fight man! I'll keep laughing my a$$ off at these united morons.
Alien (1979): "Before we dock, I think we ought to discuss the bonus situation." |

NightHaunter
Joyriders INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:43:00 -
[58]
Low sec gate camping griefers partaking in a cry session? Awww look at the little griefers, crying about not getting their lewts. I feel for you guys.... really.
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Donald Trump
Minmatar Murder-Death-Kill
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:50:00 -
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Very nice, here's a tip: Make a bookmark 200km away from the gate and stay there, make multiple if the pirates make the same safespot. When the pirates pop a guy, you warp straight away down to the wreck (this goes faster if youre aligned towards where the ship dies when youre at the bookmark spot), you'll land about 2000m away from the wreck, and the pirates have to lock you again as you just warped.
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Karentaki
Gallente federation navy taskforce
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Posted - 2008.01.12 19:05:00 -
[60]
This thread is just total WIN!!! 
Seriously, the united, please keep whining, I'm sure eventually one of the GM's will come and save you from the ebil pirate velator that's griefing you poor campers 
Keep up the good work ID - you are one of the most creative people I've ever seen in EVE. Now I know what to do when I'm bored of pirating/mission-running/exploring ======
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