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IDispatch
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Posted - 2008.01.12 06:29:00 -
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..they petition you for harassment.
The story behind this, briefly, I was going through Rancer, in my very first Imicus, and, I landed in a gatecamp and got killed and and ransomed for 5 millions, of course i didn't have any, and I got podded..
I tried to go through again with nothing to lose in a velator, podded again..
I set out to move my clone 1 jump away and try to jump in as many times as it takes to pass through, got killed a couple of times, but finally made it out with my pod, docked and got another velator.
And, as you might have guessed, I decided to move my clone to rancer, just in case i run into another ca .
My next step, was to loot my own wreck(s).. can be pretty dangerous, but luckily, I have nothing else to lose..
I warped in, got killed a couple of times, but made it out with my loot eventually.
Then I thought, If they can bluntly grief new (and possibly old) players like this, what can I do about it? What can I do to grief them back?
My choice was to stay at rancer.. and steal THEIR wrecks, destroy their cans (which I found to be their source of power tanking the gate guns, as they fill them with cap boosters), and.. maybe make a living off it in the process?
2 or 3 days later, and there I was, got killed countless times, looted some wrecks (the chance I make it out with loot is about... 10%), yet, I looked in my wallet, and I saw about 50 millions.. and a LOT of free skillbooks I looted along.. WOW was the word..
Can this be a good job? can it become my main source of income? I wondered.
Two more days, and some of them DIED while camping, Now that I became more experienced jacking their camps, I warped right on top of the wreck and looted, what did I get? True Sansha and Tech II items.. including a True Sansha Web.. (That I didn't even realize how much it's worth), however, looking at contracts and asking people, I sold it for 65 millions.. and.. sold the rest of my loot and got far more than that.
Obviously, They got VERY upset about that incident.. as I actually showed up on the killmail(s) (about 3 of them, none of them were posted to their killboard, except one that was posted to battleclinic.com, probably posted by the person who killed that certain pilot) with my "battlevelator".. =P
So, I was chilling out at rancer tonight, decided to go out and loot some wrecks again, and make my daily living  , and what do I get?
 Quote:
IDispatch > yo yo insomnium =P
Wolfshound > this is harassment id
Wolfshound > i will petition you if you don't leave
IDispatch > why?
IDispatch > i don't believe i'm breaching any rules
Wolfshound > you can not continue to do what your doingit's harrassment
Insomnium > I NO TALK TO STNRAGERS
IDispatch > very well, i'll cut the local chatter out if you hate it that much
IDispatch > but, i assume i have the right to talk to other people, as long as i'm not stepping on your toe
Wolfshound > i have pettioned you id
IDispatch > and you have the right to ignore me as well
Wolfshound > for harassment
IDispatch > right click > block
IDispatch > very well, let's see how this turns out
IDispatch > you might go cry to your mommy as well
Piccalo > laters *****es
Piccalo > hahahaha
IDispatch > halp! he's stealing my camp wrecks.. MOM!
IDispatch > nice try toben =P
Wolfshound > aurelis get that true sansha web in the wreck right there
Wolfshound > hurry get it
Wolfshound > yeah that one
Insomnium > stfu
IDispatch > lol
IDispatch > yea, go get it man
IDispatch > it's already evaporating
IDispatch > =P
Wolfshound > lol
Wolfshound > petitions have been filed
Wolfshound > enjoy
IDispatch > very well, let's see how long the GMs will laugh at this one
Wolfshound > no problem ginger
Wolfshound > you'll be gone soon
Wolfshound > or should i say DEC ?
IDispatch > ooh, ima petition you for calling me names now, i might cry aswell :'(
Wolfshound > yeah DEC V
Wolfshound > go ahead
And, the full chat log is here: Linkage
Good fun :)
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Modesty Blaise
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Posted - 2008.01.12 06:53:00 -
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Hmmm...
Dont know if you are a new player or so but you dont sound like n00b to me. Dont know how much truth there is in your story.
There is one thing I find strange. If was gatecamping with some buddies I would defenitively loot the wrecks now and then.
So basically I have a bit hard to believe that you got all that loot. Unless the gate campers were a bunch of n00bs and I dont think that is likely in Rancer and similar systems.
Well what do I know I am a n00b myself
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Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar
Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.01.12 06:54:00 -
[3]
Hiya IDispatch. Nice work lol 
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IDispatch
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Posted - 2008.01.12 07:06:00 -
[4]
Originally by: Modesty Blaise
Hmmm...
Dont know if you are a new player or so but you dont sound like n00b to me. Dont know how much truth there is in your story.
There is one thing I find strange. If was gatecamping with some buddies I would defenitively loot the wrecks now and then.
So basically I have a bit hard to believe that you got all that loot. Unless the gate campers were a bunch of n00bs and I dont think that is likely in Rancer and similar systems.
Well what do I know I am a n00b myself
I'm not saying that this is my first character, It's obviously not.
And about the wrecks, I stay at 160-180Km and I only warp to them directly while they're heavily engaged in combat/ransoming a pod, etc.. By then, they're too busy to waste their time trying to lock me (that takes quite a bit of time), and I mostly get away with it in such situations.
..and, as I said, I only have a small chance of success, so I only warp to the good wrecks , the real thing is, even if they destroy me on my way out. they lose most of the loot along with my ship too, and that's a fair price imo.. 
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Bellum Eternus
Gallente
Death of Virtue
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.12 07:20:00 -
[5]
Dood. That's hilarious. Stick with it. 
Bellum Eternus
[Vid] L E G E N D A R Y
[Vid] L E G E N D A R Y I I |
Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.12 07:21:00 -
[6]
that linkeh comes out very hard to read
but good on ya for getting loot, though I am not sure what kind of camp would not have something sensor boosted that would catch you. Hell if you kept it up I'd fit some sniper for ya but yea, we don't camp enough to worry about stuff like this.
but hey if 10% success rate gives you that much isk then...keep it up.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Modesty Blaise
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Posted - 2008.01.12 07:34:00 -
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Aha ok
But how do you manage to warp on top of the wrecks ? When you enter the system you are usually some Km from the stargate and placed randomly ? Dont you need to travel a short bit to the wreck first in order to loot it ?
Would a cloaking device make it easier ?
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IDispatch
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Posted - 2008.01.12 07:38:00 -
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Originally by: Arekhon
that linkeh comes out very hard to read
yes, just noticed, sorry about that, here's a new one: Linkage
Originally by: Arekhon
but good on ya for getting loot, though I am not sure what kind of camp would not have something sensor boosted that would catch you. Hell if you kept it up I'd fit some sniper for ya but yea, we don't camp enough to worry about stuff like this.
but hey if 10% success rate gives you that much isk then...keep it up.
gotta agree on this, although they mostly fly battleships/carriers/etc, so it's worthless for them dedicating one pilot in a smaller ship to sniper out a velator that pops right back all the time
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IDispatch
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Posted - 2008.01.12 07:43:00 -
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Originally by: Modesty Blaise
Aha ok
But how do you manage to warp on top of the wrecks ? When you enter the system you are usually some Km from the stargate and placed randomly ? Dont you need to travel a short bit to the wreck first in order to loot it ?
Would a cloaking device make it easier ?
I made bookmarks in all directions around the gate, at warping range, so I can simply warp to the wrecks, and move about 1 km to reach them, loot, warp out, repeat.
I noticed that they're now more prepared when I warp to wrecks, as they're expecting it once they pop a good ship. so I simply keep on warping from bookmark to bookmark all the time now, just to take away that advantage from them 
I have no idea about cloaking, I've never tried that before, sounds useful though.. 
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.12 07:51:00 -
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Originally by: IDispatch
Originally by: Arekhon
that linkeh comes out very hard to read
yes, just noticed, sorry about that, here's a new one: Linkage
THNX, much better. I think it is very funny that Wolf seems to think the more he says "your harassing me" the more it makes it true. Also love the part where he puts words in your mouth to fit into his petition, awsome chatlog
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.12 07:55:00 -
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Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 12/01/2008 07:56:47
This is surely made of pure win! Keep it up
*Edit* And if you need cap boosters to keep from getting pwned by gateguns you deserve to be pummeled into submission by a noobship
Originally by: Tarminic
Okay, that's it. You are on the KOS list, and you better pray that I don't have access to a locater agent. 
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revilot
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 08:02:00 -
[12]
Hey creepy guy o/. Are you a stalker in real life too?
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IDispatch
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Posted - 2008.01.12 08:19:00 -
[13]
Originally by: revilot
Hey creepy guy o/. Are you a stalker in real life too?
I know some people who mine at the same belt everyday, who mission in the same system and with the same agent everyday, who pirate the same belt (and possibly the same miners) everyday... Nobody calls them stalkers... Why can't I jack the same gatecamp every day?
I wonder... 
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ShinjiKI
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.01.12 08:27:00 -
[14]
hehe very creative :P
pretty cool....hope you milk them some more
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Maverick 52
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Posted - 2008.01.12 08:56:00 -
[15]
I approve of this :)
Kinda funny to see them crying over this. I mean...it's basically the same thing they do, hah.
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Tzar'rim
Minmatar
Reckless Corsairs
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Posted - 2008.01.12 09:22:00 -
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That's brilliant, and you gotta laugh at the "OMG I R PETIZION U" crap. Rally does show that gatecamping kills braincells (or in fact, doesn't require any).
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Domania
Convergent
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.01.12 09:25:00 -
[17]
I r approve of this service!
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Suitonia
Gallente
interimo
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Posted - 2008.01.12 10:05:00 -
[18]
Keep it up to be honest, if all they do is camp the same single gate day in and day out. Then it's there fault for not adapting.
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Wolf Koch
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Posted - 2008.01.12 10:28:00 -
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You are a horrible person for griefing those honest gatecampers, IDispatch.
Keep up the good work.
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Grimveous
Minmatar
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 10:33:00 -
[20]
HES IN MY BASE TRYING TO STEAL MY STUFFS OMG!
I eat bunnies, ich esse hassen, karl tenderises the bunnies before i eat them |
Sodium Phosphate
Gallente
Ganja Labs
Pure.
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Posted - 2008.01.12 10:54:00 -
[21]
Genious, they need to put this in the tutorial as a viable newb profit strat
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Kazacy
Caldari
Invicta.
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Posted - 2008.01.12 10:58:00 -
[22]
Edited by: Kazacy on 12/01/2008 10:59:16
I was poded in my first day of eve and i dont know what to do. This deserve a sticky at least.
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III LightBringer
Okkelen Grave Robbers
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Posted - 2008.01.12 11:20:00 -
[23]
Hey IDispatch : Good work :)
I can not see HOW they can POSSIBLY petition you as they shot you first.
Petition them for harassment and threats.
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Riho
Northen Breeze
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Posted - 2008.01.12 11:20:00 -
[24]
must be a gang of noobs camping that gate :P
proper camp as a ship whit few tractor beams to get the lewt :P
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Seems that there's a new game that seems to be very popular whit whiners these days. Its called EFT Online.
dont listen those people.. as they dont have a clue |
Joey Judas
Gallente
Repo Distribution and Salvage
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Posted - 2008.01.12 11:25:00 -
[25]
Nice work, and very profitable as you can see to expand on what you are doing train cloaking and go camp a 0.0 choke point in a fast frig for the T2 salvage. We do this all the time....
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General Coochie
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.01.12 11:26:00 -
[26]
Very nice . But I think chatloggs arent allowed on forums, so your post will get nerfed soon
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Belch Verbyl
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Posted - 2008.01.12 11:27:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Bellum Eternus
Dood. That's hilarious. Stick with it.
What he says
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Kane Rizzel
NovaKane Incorporated
Derek Knows Us
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Posted - 2008.01.12 11:40:00 -
[28]
Awesome.
That chat log is just o_0
Originally by: High Sierra
note to self:
dont ever say anything to anyone on the internet about anything ever again.
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William DeMeo
Gallente
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 11:45:00 -
[29]
oh look lootstealer no. 1246543 has decided to make a post about his brave escapades. Why don't you suicide some more velators on our gatecamps?
Yarr |
Yldraeth
Amarr
Rionnag Alba
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.12 12:08:00 -
[30]
Originally by: William DeMeo
oh look lootstealer no. 1246543 has decided to make a post about his brave escapades. Why don't you suicide some more velators on our gatecamps?
love the united guys posting like they are actually on top here :). Keep up the work
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Dr Slice
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.12 12:46:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Riho
proper camp as a ship whit few tractor beams to get the lewt :P
Not understanding game mechanics FTL
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Gallant Nose
MAFIA
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Posted - 2008.01.12 12:50:00 -
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Val Vympel
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Posted - 2008.01.12 13:33:00 -
[33]
I appreciate the fact,that they don't appreciate your tactics.
I condone this strategy. 110%
Waaa! CCP IDispatch is scooping up OUR "pew pew". Boo Hoo We demand you take away his scooper.
Don't let this thread die..spread the word of this strategy.
IDispatch..Good Job..proceed sir
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William DeMeo
Gallente
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 13:43:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Yldraeth
Originally by: William DeMeo
oh look lootstealer no. 1246543 has decided to make a post about his brave escapades. Why don't you suicide some more velators on our gatecamps?
love the united guys posting like they are actually on top here :). Keep up the work
He's not the first guy to come up with this idea and I'm sure he won't be the last. Not deserving a forum post imo, it's not that interesting.
Yarr |
Cruthensis
Gallente
Farmer Killers
United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2008.01.12 13:53:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Cruthensis on 12/01/2008 13:52:46
Originally by: William DeMeo
Not deserving a forum post imo, it's not that interesting.
But apparently interesting enough to deserve a petition
1. Buy Vexor 2. Fit for Gank 3. Suicide ISK farmer 4. Grind sec 5. see 1. |
Cpt Branko
The Bloody Red
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Posted - 2008.01.12 14:06:00 -
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Loot thieving is awesome and has probably made me 200M so far. Don't bring in fast-locking ships? Your problem - I'm flashing red so you can use whatever you like on me ;)
It's not petitionable, to the best of my knowledge. Think of it as meta-pirating ;))
Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Ki An
Gallente
Filiolus Of Bellum
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Posted - 2008.01.12 14:59:00 -
[37]
Absolutely awesome! I hate loot thieves in high sec, but in low sec you only keep what you scoop. Keep it up. Make 'em cry.
Filiolus of Bellum is recruiting
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Dungheap
Caldari
Dragon's Rage
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.01.12 15:06:00 -
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a petition based on you using the free nub ship may be upheld; i recall a corp that was using nub ships to run a hostile pos out of ammunition was petitioned. they were told cease using the free ships. now, some rulings are by gm in the field and are not upheld eve-wide until a sr gm gets an upgraded petition.
but there is a precedent.. and think of the poor pywate children you're depriving of food and new toys.
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Vrikshaka
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.12 15:32:00 -
[39]
Originally by: William DeMeo
Not deserving a forum post imo, it's not that interesting.
Omg stop failing please I'm having trouble eating breakfast when the coffee keeps spurting out of my nose
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Dec V
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.01.12 15:42:00 -
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Why the hell was my name mentioned in this? I got nothing to do with this, im only in Rancer cos I got podded there after fighting and haven't been playing much so I haven't moved yet...but im glad the united think im ****ing them off, they're all ****s anyway
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Shanur
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.01.12 15:51:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Dungheap
a petition based on you using the free nub ship may be upheld; i recall a corp that was using nub ships to run a hostile pos out of ammunition was petitioned. they were told cease using the free ships. now, some rulings are by gm in the field and are not upheld eve-wide until a sr gm gets an upgraded petition.
but there is a precedent.. and think of the poor pywate children you're depriving of food and new toys.
There is a subtle difference between absorbing the fire of an unmanned autofiring POS to weaken it for a normal siege, and using a noobship to scoop up floating space loot created by a fully manned resource gathering operation. I don't think the GM will rate those two issues as the same.
Keep an inty on standby to watch for scoopers. They will be flagged as thieves so you won't have to worry about them agroing the gate guns. |
Freyya
Under the Wings of Fury
Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.01.12 15:52:00 -
[42]
OMG comedy gold....i approve of this service and might go and create an alt to uphold this buissness myself aswell! It's really funny seeing the big ebil piewats cry like babies when someone comes along who's got more than 1 braincell (talking bout the convo piewats here) and beats them at their own game..it's just like the bully in highschool who meets the bigger bully and gets slapped around silly stop crying and grow some for a change
Kudo's to you for using your head properly and beat the at their own game
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NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS
It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth
Tnhx Rauth, apparantly the rest feel to good for it already..free beer anyone? |
Insomnium
Minmatar
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 16:17:00 -
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ID i suggest you stick around, i'm starting to become quite fond of you. the last loot stealer they let me play with never came back  i really miss him. pirate****ersamething was his name. he came to the gate everyday but kept going in and out and it kept making me even more sad. so you know what? i came up with a super idea. why not double web him in place w. a huginn so we could be together forever well at least the time it'd taking him to get back to the gate (40+ minutes w. constant love taps.) it's sad to say my connection died and he was released. but i promise one day i'll have him with me once again. <333 unless of course you want to be my newest lover.
[ 2008.01.09 19:29:55 ] Insomnium > hey ****er long time no see
[ 2008.01.09 19:30:04 ] Insomnium > seeing as we have a lot of time, let's have a nice chat shall we
[ 2008.01.09 19:30:10 ] CENSORED! > its a good 40 minutes to get back to the gate at this rate
[ 2008.01.09 19:30:11 ] PWNED! > ;-)
[ 2008.01.09 19:30:12 ] Insomnium > how's life been
[ 2008.01.09 19:30:18 ] Insomnium > i've missed you.
[ 2008.01.09 19:30:29 ] Insomnium > i was worried you quit eve or something
[ 2008.01.09 19:30:35 ] Insomnium > and i'd never see that beautiful face of yours
[ 2008.01.09 19:30:46 ] Insomnium > cried myself to sleep for a while
[ 2008.01.09 19:31:04 ] OWNZORS! > /emote hugs Insomnium
[ 2008.01.09 19:31:06 ] Insomnium > but it's ok
[ 2008.01.09 19:31:08 ] Insomnium > you're back
[ 2008.01.09 19:31:18 ] Insomnium > and i have you in my webs
[ 2008.01.09 19:31:33 ] Insomnium > we can be together forever
[ 2008.01.09 19:31:40 ] DENIED! > lol
[ 2008.01.09 19:31:48 ] Insomnium > well 40 minutes.
[ 2008.01.09 19:31:53 ] Insomnium > but it's ok you'll come back to me
[ 2008.01.09 19:31:55 ] Insomnium > i know it
[ 2008.01.09 19:32:04 ] Pirate****erSameThing > lol
[ 2008.01.09 19:32:04 ] FAIL! > should see what happened to his other pets
[ 2008.01.09 19:32:06 ] Insomnium > and if you dont, i'll be very sad
[ 2008.01.09 19:32:20 ] Insomnium > so please come back
[ 2008.01.09 19:32:24 ] Insomnium > i love having these talks with you
[ 2008.01.09 19:32:32 ] IBTL! > yeah i feel sorry for his dancers
[ 2008.01.09 19:33:11 ] Insomnium > i'm so happy you cant even understand
[ 2008.01.09 19:33:42 ] Insomnium > /emote gives pirate a love tap
[ 2008.01.09 19:34:07 ] Insomnium > whoops.
[ 2008.01.09 19:34:09 ] Insomnium > i bumped you
[ 2008.01.09 19:34:16 ] Insomnium > i guess that's another 10 minutes together =)
[ 2008.01.09 19:34:45 ] Insomnium > oh i never want you to leave me again
[ 2008.01.09 19:34:46 ] Insomnium > ever
[ 2008.01.09 19:34:58 ] Insomnium > your pod is so... beautiful
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward |
Insomnium
Minmatar
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 16:23:00 -
[44]
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:01 ] FORUM POLICE! > never ever?
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:03 ] Insomnium > and round
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:05 ] Insomnium > like a testicle
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:05 ] OMG!!ONE11! > and on fire
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:11 ] Insomnium > we're like a pair of *********
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:16 ] Insomnium > tho i obviously hang lower.
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:30 ] Insomnium > but it's ok, we're both in the same *******
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:42 ] Insomnium > a ******* of loveeee
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:02 ] Insomnium > *******, it's just a pieeceee of skinnn
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:08 ] Insomnium > *******m it keeps the testiii innnn
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:09 ] Insomnium > *******mm
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:12 ] Insomnium > dont overload them
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:17 ] Insomnium > or you'll explode emmm
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:19 ] Insomnium > scrootummm
[ 2008.01.09 19:37:23 ] Insomnium > oh my huginn's got flapping wings
[ 2008.01.09 19:37:27 ] Insomnium > it's like cupid
[ 2008.01.09 19:37:37 ] Insomnium > a little cherub of love
[ 2008.01.09 19:37:53 ] Insomnium > flap flap
[ 2008.01.09 19:38:21 ] Insomnium > WHY WONT YOU TALK TO ME
[ 2008.01.09 19:38:26 ] Insomnium > ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
[ 2008.01.09 19:38:29 ] Insomnium > I'M SORRY BABY
[ 2008.01.09 19:38:34 ] Insomnium > PLEASE TAL*** TO MEEE
[ 2008.01.09 19:39:19 ] Insomnium > i want to put a bounty on you.
[ 2008.01.09 19:39:22 ] HELLLLOOO! > oooo naughty naughty
[ 2008.01.09 19:39:22 ] Insomnium > a bounty o loveeeee
[ 2008.01.09 19:39:28 ] NOT A NAME! > :)
[ 2008.01.09 19:40:02 ] Insomnium > =)
Originally by: Yldraeth
love the united guys posting like they are actually on top here :). Keep up the work
btw mate, i'm never on top. i like to be on the bottom because i find whoever's on top does more work. i like to make my love slaves work
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward |
Grimveous
Minmatar
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 16:24:00 -
[45]
Quote:
...but im glad the united think im ****ing them off, they're all ****s anyway
Oh noes, angry idiot is angry, nevermind.
Back on topic anywho, loot thiefery really is nothing new, still can anger folks but im sure we are still coming out on top when it comes to the whole money making lark, Consider Idspatch getting a few morsales of loot as us doing out bit for the community
I eat bunnies, ich esse hassen, karl tenderises the bunnies before i eat them |
Temitten
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Posted - 2008.01.12 16:37:00 -
[46]
ah, "the united", this is not the first time those boys have given me a good laugh and I expect it will not be the last
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Drakesh
The Otter Pop Foundation
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Posted - 2008.01.12 16:44:00 -
[47]
This is hilarious.
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Frisky Minx
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.01.12 16:46:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Grimveous
Quote:
...but im glad the united think im ****ing them off, they're all ****s anyway
Oh noes, angry idiot is angry, nevermind.
Back on topic anywho, loot thiefery really is nothing new, still can anger folks but im sure we are still coming out on top when it comes to the whole money making lark, Consider Idspatch getting a few morsales of loot as us doing out bit for the community
We didn't want that loot anyway??
spin failure cascade...
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Durzel
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Posted - 2008.01.12 17:29:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Kazacy
Edited by: Kazacy on 12/01/2008 10:59:16
I was poded in my first day of eve and i dont know what to do. This deserve a sticky at least.
I totally agree.
This thread is all kinds of awesome. When I got podkilled the first time I went to 0.0 (in my Ibis, I knew what to expect) I didn't really think there was anything that could be done in retaliation even if I had wanted to.
The OP deserves some sort of award for creativity for coming up with this way of "turning the frown upside down". Im not going to say "get his own back" because unlike the gatecampers whining in his log I don't think it's anything personal, he saw an opportunity and took it.
I love the way they're moaning about his actions like it's harassment, when they are quite happy gatecamping killing anyone who dares enter the system. Both the OP and the gatecampers are operating fully within the game mechanics.
Two thumbs up IDispatch
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Borsek
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Posted - 2008.01.12 17:37:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Suitonia
Keep it up to be honest, if all they do is camp the same single gate day in and day out. Then it's there fault for not adapting.
I hate you, you damn orethief. You make me sick... ok, now on to what I wanted to say about this thread, not Suitonia:
I think you should report them for psychical harassment, because they told YOU that you need help, when it's obviously the other way around, heh.
Anyway, whoever pwns piwates is my friend :P
Oh yea... this thread wins ^^
I vote for sticky.
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benzss
The Highwayman Union
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Posted - 2008.01.12 17:47:00 -
[51]
Originally by: William DeMeo
oh look lootstealer no. 1246543 has decided to make a post about his brave escapades. Why don't you suicide some more velators on our gatecamps?
hang on i'm petitioning you for crying in your hugbox
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wu han
Gallente
The Water Margin.
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:08:00 -
[52]
This thread is very funny and well done to the loot-thief. If the pirates are too slow to scoop up their ill gotten loot, then it is their problem. If their wreck gets looted by a quick-thinking thief, then it is their problem. The fact that he has no fear of dying and is hanging around is probably scaring the said pirate. Dee-Dums.
How can those United guys even consider a petition for harassment? You lot sound like a bunch of petulant children all wanting to throw their toys out of their prams because someone is ****ing them off and you do not have a clue how to deal with it. Frankly, these United guys make pirates look lame and weak.
To the OP: the majority of people here approve. Keep it up; might send some isk your way and you know what? This sounds like something that other's can emulate.
Well done and roll on more drama!
X
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Cpt Branko
The Bloody Red
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:10:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Dungheap
a petition based on you using the free nub ship may be upheld; i recall a corp that was using nub ships to run a hostile pos out of ammunition was petitioned. they were told cease using the free ships. now, some rulings are by gm in the field and are not upheld eve-wide until a sr gm gets an upgraded petition.
but there is a precedent.. and think of the poor pywate children you're depriving of food and new toys.
Buy a BPO for the minmatar slasher. buy BPO for T1 nanos. Use those ;P
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Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:15:00 -
[54]
Wolf should be the one getting petitioned, for that kind of behavior.
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William DeMeo
Gallente
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:31:00 -
[55]
Edited by: William DeMeo on 12/01/2008 18:33:51
Originally by: Vrikshaka
Originally by: William DeMeo
Not deserving a forum post imo, it's not that interesting.
Omg stop failing please I'm having trouble eating breakfast when the coffee keeps spurting out of my nose
k im gonna go back to failing in that corner so you don't spill your coffee. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Btw today I was on sisi and I kept suicide charging into tbe BS FFA LOL! It resulted in me dying and losing absolutely nothing, thats kinda interesting so thats why I'm telling everyone on the forums now that it really happened.
Yarr |
wu han
Gallente
The Water Margin.
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:34:00 -
[56]
Originally by: William DeMeo
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k im gonna go back to failing in that corner so you don't spill your coffee. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Btw today I was on sisi and I kept suicide charging into tbe BS FFA LOL!
Love the attempts by these fools to try and recover their e-peen. You guys look and sound like idiots to everyone reading this thread...and we love it.
More humour please.
Wu Han
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Adelorae24
Caldari
Black Podding
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:42:00 -
[57]
I really didn't think anyone could come off any more pathetic than Curzon Dax singing his version of Barbie Girl A Capella on our vent server, but somehow the United has pulled it off. It's amazing to me that you big bad piewats can't come up with a counter for one little n00b ship.
I love the pew pew, but I absolutely hate camping gates. Keep fighting the good fight man! I'll keep laughing my a$$ off at these united morons.
Alien (1979): "Before we dock, I think we ought to discuss the bonus situation." |
NightHaunter
Joyriders
INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:43:00 -
[58]
Low sec gate camping griefers partaking in a cry session? Awww look at the little griefers, crying about not getting their lewts. I feel for you guys.... really.
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Donald Trump
Minmatar
Murder-Death-Kill
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Posted - 2008.01.12 18:50:00 -
[59]
Very nice, here's a tip: Make a bookmark 200km away from the gate and stay there, make multiple if the pirates make the same safespot. When the pirates pop a guy, you warp straight away down to the wreck (this goes faster if youre aligned towards where the ship dies when youre at the bookmark spot), you'll land about 2000m away from the wreck, and the pirates have to lock you again as you just warped.
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Karentaki
Gallente
federation navy taskforce
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Posted - 2008.01.12 19:05:00 -
[60]
This thread is just total WIN!!!
Seriously, the united, please keep whining, I'm sure eventually one of the GM's will come and save you from the ebil pirate velator that's griefing you poor campers
Keep up the good work ID - you are one of the most creative people I've ever seen in EVE. Now I know what to do when I'm bored of pirating/mission-running/exploring
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Tiberius Arcan
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Posted - 2008.01.12 19:11:00 -
[61]
For one thing I thought Chatlogs werent allowed in forum posts ? but regardless of that it was nicely selected compared to the other more messed up local chats IDispatch has put out but we wont get into that [ Since most people here just want a slanging match ]
Anyone who knows Wolfshound knows he messes around with sarcasm, something that most people in this thread seem to ignore and think its actually getting to us. If you could petition someone for just being annoying that would mean an unprecendeted amount of petitions flying in to GM's so use a little logic eh guys ?
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Wolfshound
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Posted - 2008.01.12 19:27:00 -
[62]
I was going to ignore this thread because it is filled with idiocy however I think I'll post out of sympathy.
The funny part about this thread is I did not petition the OP of this thread, I was being sarcastic. All I really can say is Good Luck with life IDispatch. It looks like your everyones hero now so enjoy your 15 minutes while it lasts.
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Durzel
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Posted - 2008.01.12 19:29:00 -
[63]
Edited by: Durzel on 12/01/2008 19:31:04
You have to laugh when people keep posting about how things don't affect them and how its a big fuss over nothing when in reality the fuss made is what makes the thread what it is. The chatlogs & subsequent raging on this thread take it to a whole new level.
Originally by: Wolfshound
he funny part about this thread is I did not petition the OP of this thread, I was being sarcastic.
lol course you were. The funny part about this thread is that you'd save more face by just ignoring the thread and hoping it went away quietly instead of replying and making out it doesn't bother you. Continuing to post "we're not bothered! honestly!" replies just makes it even more delicious.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.01.12 19:31:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Wolfshound
I was going to ignore this thread because it is filled with idiocy however I think I'll post out of sympathy.
The funny part about this thread is I did not petition the OP of this thread, I was being sarcastic. All I really can say is Good Luck with life IDispatch. It looks like your everyones hero now so enjoy your 15 minutes while it lasts.
All it'd take is one eagle/sniper rokh to ruin his day over and over
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Originally by: Praxis1452
you win eve
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Kushan
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Posted - 2008.01.12 19:45:00 -
[65]
This thread makes me giggle. 9/10
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Grimveous
Minmatar
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 19:52:00 -
[66]
The reality being that most of the time when there is some form of actual camp up he really dosn't get anything, or so says mr smartbomb rokh, but yeh he prolly does get the odd bit when someones ninja camping or somthing of the likes. Honestly im really surprised that this has gotten the attention that it has considering that loot theft is nothing new tbh, just guess other folks dont bother to post about it, seems odd to me is all. 
Personally if he can make enough money to sustain himself by doing this then all the more power to him, tis annoying undoubtedly from our perspective, but if someone wants to fly there ships into camps repetadly dieing all day on the off chance they will get a little scrap every now and again then who am I to tell them otherwise heh. Shows determination at least lol.
I eat bunnies, ich esse hassen, karl tenderises the bunnies before i eat them |
Tiberius Arcan
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Posted - 2008.01.12 20:09:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Durzel
Edited by: Durzel on 12/01/2008 19:31:04
You have to laugh when people keep posting about how things don't affect them and how its a big fuss over nothing when in reality the fuss made is what makes the thread what it is. The chatlogs & subsequent raging on this thread take it to a whole new level.
Originally by: Wolfshound
he funny part about this thread is I did not petition the OP of this thread, I was being sarcastic.
lol course you were. The funny part about this thread is that you'd save more face by just ignoring the thread and hoping it went away quietly instead of replying and making out it doesn't bother you. Continuing to post "we're not bothered! honestly!" replies just makes it even more delicious.
All this shows is that you have so much tunnel vision that you want to believe its getting to us, whos deluded more here ? Yourself or IDispatch ?
When IDispatch sits away from the gate ready to try and thieve from us this image pops into my mind -
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v706/dante707/lolcats-funny-pictures-leroy-jenkin.jpg
And on that note, 'nuff said.
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Durzel
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Posted - 2008.01.12 20:13:00 -
[68]
Well it shows a lot more initiative and ingenuity than parking at a gate and doing the same thing that every other gatecamper does. Where's the originality in copying what everyone else is doing?
The clever thing the OP is doing is actually looking at his losses from a "gains vs losses" perspective. A lot of people, myself included, get popped and figure I must've done something wrong - the OP actually wades in expecting to get popped, and working the numbers so he ends up making considerably more than he's losing.
The strategy proves that smaller ships can outfox bigger ones with even more complacent players piloting them.
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Durzel
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Posted - 2008.01.12 20:16:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Tiberius Arcan
Originally by: Durzel
Edited by: Durzel on 12/01/2008 19:31:04
You have to laugh when people keep posting about how things don't affect them and how its a big fuss over nothing when in reality the fuss made is what makes the thread what it is. The chatlogs & subsequent raging on this thread take it to a whole new level.
Originally by: Wolfshound
he funny part about this thread is I did not petition the OP of this thread, I was being sarcastic.
lol course you were. The funny part about this thread is that you'd save more face by just ignoring the thread and hoping it went away quietly instead of replying and making out it doesn't bother you. Continuing to post "we're not bothered! honestly!" replies just makes it even more delicious.
All this shows is that you have so much tunnel vision that you want to believe its getting to us, whos deluded more here ? Yourself or IDispatch ?
When IDispatch sits away from the gate ready to try and thieve from us this image pops into my mind -
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v706/dante707/lolcats-funny-pictures-leroy-jenkin.jpg
And on that note, 'nuff said.
Fair enough I must've been mistaken. I figured from the laughable accusations of insanity and harassment from the chatlog and continued whining that the OPs actions aren't bothering you, as well as carrying on with abuse towards him in this thread, that his actions were raging you and your gatecamping buddies. Guess I was wrong. :)
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Lt Angus
Caldari
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 20:17:00 -
[70]
Edited by: Lt Angus on 12/01/2008 20:17:57
just shows he forgot to value his time into the equation,
hes fun to have arround though
Shhhh, Im hunting Badgers |
Jei'son Bladesmith
The Storm Knights
The Cool Kids Club
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Posted - 2008.01.12 20:41:00 -
[71]
LOL awesome ID
I've always said, those who CAN, pirate. Those who CAN'T, gatecamp. But camping the campers, f'n priceless
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.01.12 21:18:00 -
[72]
Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: Wolfshound
I was going to ignore this thread because it is filled with idiocy however I think I'll post out of sympathy.
The funny part about this thread is I did not petition the OP of this thread, I was being sarcastic. All I really can say is Good Luck with life IDispatch. It looks like your everyones hero now so enjoy your 15 minutes while it lasts.
All it'd take is one eagle/sniper rokh to ruin his day over and over
you and your caldari, oh it burns Get it off get it off!!!
heh i thought this was going to be an I blew up and made threats to the pirates and they petitioned me, not i stole their crap and they are angry at me. made me smile
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Smacktalking Alt
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Posted - 2008.01.12 21:27:00 -
[73]
EPIC FAIL
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William DeMeo
Gallente
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 21:45:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Adelorae24
I really didn't think anyone could come off any more pathetic than Curzon Dax singing his version of Barbie Girl A Capella on our vent server, but somehow the United has pulled it off. It's amazing to me that you big bad piewats can't come up with a counter for one little n00b ship.
I love the pew pew, but I absolutely hate camping gates. Keep fighting the good fight man! I'll keep laughing my a$$ off at these united morons.
Try blowing up a velator. Lock it, press f1-f8 and wait until it explodes. Now repeat that 100 times. It gets boring
Also this thread is turning into something quite amusing, nothing like getting smacked for failing to kill velators. 
Yarr |
Athena Minoko
Mean Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.12 21:49:00 -
[75]
This thread = Win. OP = My hero. You should loot the wrecks, jet the stuff and pop the cans in front of them :D
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"Anyone caught using this exploit will be punished accordingly, as this can easily be tracked and verified in our logs."
Pity they can't track or verify anything else. |
Windjammer
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Posted - 2008.01.12 22:00:00 -
[76]
I love it. New character sticking it to the big bad gate camp AND he gets them to whine for him. Destined to be classic.
Regards,
Windjammer
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Temitten
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Posted - 2008.01.12 22:24:00 -
[77]
Originally by: William DeMeo
Try blowing up a velator. Lock it, press f1-f8 and wait until it explodes. Now repeat that 100 times. It gets boring
Also this thread is turning into something quite amusing, nothing like getting smacked for failing to kill velators.
this gets funnier every time one of you lot replies.. so locking ships pressing f1-f8 and waiting for them to explode is boring? ... I thought you were the guys gatecamping 23/7
really, the united should get a spin doctor to do some damage control before this gets more out of hand
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Cyan Gadarin
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.01.12 23:11:00 -
[78]
I really don't see how looting your own velator wreks is a success in any way shape or form. Moreover, I really don't see how aggressing with a velator dozens of times and getting killed and podded to be anything but insanity. Eve is full of insane people, and I guess we found one.
-Cyan
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wu han
Gallente
The Water Margin.
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Posted - 2008.01.12 23:19:00 -
[79]
Originally by: William DeMeo
Try blowing up a velator. Lock it, press f1-f8 and wait until it explodes. Now repeat that 100 times. It gets boring
Also this thread is turning into something quite amusing, nothing like getting smacked for failing to kill velators.
That's gate camping right? Are you going to get picky now and NOT blow up velators? Go on, pirate. Tell us. Blowing up velators is soooo boring you're going to leave them alone from now on. This thread is amusing because you guys in United look and sound like whining, cry-babies. Each time you post a reply; you look even more stupid. So now you claim that your petition threat was you being sacarstic?
Ho-ho.
Give us a break.
Now post more rubbish so we can laugh. This thread deserves a sticky.
To the OP: well done; keep it up and post some reports on what you managed to liberate from the wrecks.
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Cyan Gadarin
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.01.12 23:19:00 -
[80]
Edited by: Cyan Gadarin on 12/01/2008 23:20:24
Edited by: Cyan Gadarin on 12/01/2008 23:19:52
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 12/01/2008 07:56:47
This is surely made of pure win! Keep it up
*Edit* And if you need cap boosters to keep from getting pwned by gateguns you deserve to be pummeled into submission by a noobship
Cran should put you in the ******ation filter
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William DeMeo
Gallente
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.12 23:58:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Temitten
Originally by: William DeMeo
Try blowing up a velator. Lock it, press f1-f8 and wait until it explodes. Now repeat that 100 times. It gets boring
Also this thread is turning into something quite amusing, nothing like getting smacked for failing to kill velators.
this gets funnier every time one of you lot replies.. so locking ships pressing f1-f8 and waiting for them to explode is boring? ... I thought you were the guys gatecamping 23/7
really, the united should get a spin doctor to do some damage control before this gets more out of hand
It's extremely boring to lock and press f1-f8. What makes it fun is knowing that you may get nice rewards from it. Knowing that you will get nothing from a velator is thus very unrewarding.
And I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, hell I'm enjoying all the attention I get so keep quoting me please
Yarr |
Wieting Foyu
Azteca Transportation Unlimited
Gunboat Diplomacy
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Posted - 2008.01.13 00:00:00 -
[82]
B E A U tiful... I say we start our own loot popping corp with all velators.
I am sorry you will be petitioned and banned.. I will miss you
EPIC WIN BABY
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marie claude
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.01.13 00:01:00 -
[83]
quote]
Buy a BPO for the minmatar slasher. buy BPO for T1 nanos. Use those ;P
good advice but since hes gall use the atron its a fast lil ship
trinity = EPIC FAIL |
Ernesto Hoost
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Posted - 2008.01.13 00:12:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Wolfshound
I was going to ignore this thread because it is filled with idiocy however I think I'll post out of sympathy.
The funny part about this thread is I did not petition the OP of this thread, I was being sarcastic. All I really can say is Good Luck with life IDispatch. It looks like your everyones hero now so enjoy your 15 minutes while it lasts.
Yeah sure...you were only kidding.
Those logs make you look like a total emo queen. Nice attempt to back peddle an call it a joke.
Are you threatening me...I will cry
Don't worry the thread has lasted a lot longer than 15 minutes, Wolfshound is making is making you guys look like pro's
EMO pirates ftl
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IDispatch
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Posted - 2008.01.13 00:20:00 -
[85]
Thanks for the advice everyone, and thanks for your comments, the positive and the negative, I think I could develop my techniques further.. perhaps by starting a new and considerably faster minmatar character in a reaper or something like that.
I logged on tonight (landed at one of my bookmarks) to find the remnants of a previous camp, lots of wrecks abandoned, so I thought the camper might have gotten interrupted whilst camping, went to restock on cap boosters, or was just too lazy to loot the smaller wrecks.
I went ahead and looted all I wanted, got a number of tech II modules, and.. there we go, a slepnir (sp?) with sensor boosters chasing me around.. It's a trap, luckily I never approach wrecks now, I warp to them, warp to bookmark, warp back to a new wreck and so on.. so I got away with it this time
I guess I had no idea how much attention this thread would get , but I don't regret it, from now on my job gets harder, but I think I can adapt, and I'm up for the challenge
Thanks again for the feedback guys, and to The United, I'm not after you guys, it's the loot
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wu han
Gallente
The Water Margin.
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Posted - 2008.01.13 00:38:00 -
[86]
Originally by: William DeMeo
And I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, hell I'm enjoying all the attention I get so keep quoting me please
Yup - we will keep this thread alive for as long as possible. We're doing this because we support the Op and what he does and we do this because we're all laughing at you and your corp. So yes, we'll keep quoting, so long as you keep up the whines and the back-peddling. You guys are almost as funny as RAK.
I am having a good time reading this thread.
F5 is great.
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konjev
Minmatar
Enrave
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Posted - 2008.01.13 00:40:00 -
[87]
Edited by: konjev on 13/01/2008 00:40:40
@OP WIN for the whole community
@the united EPIC FAIL
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William DeMeo
Gallente
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.13 00:48:00 -
[88]
Originally by: wu han
Originally by: William DeMeo
And I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, hell I'm enjoying all the attention I get so keep quoting me please
Yup - we will keep this thread alive for as long as possible. We're doing this because we support the Op and what he does and we do this because we're all laughing at you and your corp. So yes, we'll keep quoting, so long as you keep up the whines and the back-peddling. You guys are almost as funny as RAK.
I am having a good time reading this thread.
F5 is great.
Cool, but tell me who are RAK?
Yarr |
Arctur Ceti
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Posted - 2008.01.13 01:42:00 -
[89]
Originally by: William DeMeo
Cool, but tell me who are RAK?
Exactly
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IDispatch
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Posted - 2008.01.13 01:51:00 -
[90]
Just a little update..
Looks like our friends have decided to step up and quit camping for a bit, they turned their attention to the station where i have my clone installed
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Lt Angus
Caldari
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.13 01:57:00 -
[91]
Edited by: Lt Angus on 13/01/2008 01:57:56
look maa im on tv
ps youve given away your velator setup now, better edit that out quick
Shhhh, Im hunting Badgers |
Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.13 02:02:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Insomnium
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:01 ] FORUM POLICE! > never ever?
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:03 ] Insomnium > and round
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:05 ] Insomnium > like a testicle
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:05 ] OMG!!ONE11! > and on fire
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:11 ] Insomnium > we're like a pair of *********
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:16 ] Insomnium > tho i obviously hang lower.
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:30 ] Insomnium > but it's ok, we're both in the same *******
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:42 ] Insomnium > a ******* of loveeee
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:02 ] Insomnium > *******, it's just a pieeceee of skinnn
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:08 ] Insomnium > *******m it keeps the testiii innnn
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:09 ] Insomnium > *******mm
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:12 ] Insomnium > dont overload them
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:17 ] Insomnium > or you'll explode emmm
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:19 ] Insomnium > scrootummm
[ 2008.01.09 19:37:23 ] Insomnium > oh my huginn's got flapping wings
[ 2008.01.09 19:37:27 ] Insomnium > it's like cupid
[ 2008.01.09 19:37:37 ] Insomnium > a little cherub of love
[ 2008.01.09 19:37:53 ] Insomnium > flap flap
[ 2008.01.09 19:38:21 ] Insomnium > WHY WONT YOU TALK TO ME
[ 2008.01.09 19:38:26 ] Insomnium > ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
[ 2008.01.09 19:38:29 ] Insomnium > I'M SORRY BABY
[ 2008.01.09 19:38:34 ] Insomnium > PLEASE TAL*** TO MEEE
[ 2008.01.09 19:39:19 ] Insomnium > i want to put a bounty on you.
[ 2008.01.09 19:39:22 ] HELLLLOOO! > oooo naughty naughty
[ 2008.01.09 19:39:22 ] Insomnium > a bounty o loveeeee
[ 2008.01.09 19:39:28 ] NOT A NAME! > :)
[ 2008.01.09 19:40:02 ] Insomnium > =)
your fascination with male genitali@ is astounding
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Morgan La'Chance
Caldari
Dynamic Reallocation and Logistics
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Posted - 2008.01.13 02:41:00 -
[93]
10/10. OP wins Rancer.
Camping a Velator with a Moros ftw?
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Galen Darksmith
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
The Fourth District
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Posted - 2008.01.13 03:29:00 -
[94]
Gate campers whining about having their loot stolen? Classic! A hearty congrats to the OP, and thank you for bringing us such delicious gate-camper tears!
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Lauren Sheaperd
Minmatar
FactorMax
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Posted - 2008.01.13 03:31:00 -
[95]
ROFLMAO, Nearly missed war target I was laughing so hard
10/5
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Mo Steel
Caldari
Sanguis vix Dignatio
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Posted - 2008.01.13 04:21:00 -
[96]
If you got petitioned, it just means you're doing it right.
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Violent Delight
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Posted - 2008.01.13 05:07:00 -
[97]
ROFL, this is awsome. 5 united to take down 1 noob ship in that screen. Wow, you guys must be awsome lol
ID - keep up the good work, we need more people like you showing up gate camping wannabe pirates
The united FTL
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Lt Angus
Caldari
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.13 05:47:00 -
[98]
Edited by: Lt Angus on 13/01/2008 05:48:33
yea he forget to mention the 10 cult of war guys
but we still love him  my coochie woochie
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Lady Mentat
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Posted - 2008.01.13 10:46:00 -
[99]
Bump to keep the funniest thread i have read so far this year alive.
Well do to the OP keep it up
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Constance Noring
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Posted - 2008.01.13 11:02:00 -
[100]
If you really want to grief griefers, pop the wrecks before they have a chance to loot them. Works especially well in highsec suicide gatecamps. Watching some guys suicide gank a freighter in their battleships and then have the loot popped right before their eyes is priceless, not to mention the angry feedback.
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Frances Ducoir
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.01.13 11:17:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Constance Noring
If you really want to grief griefers, pop the wrecks before they have a chance to loot them. Works especially well in highsec suicide gatecamps. Watching some guys suicide gank a freighter in their battleships and then have the loot popped right before their eyes is priceless, not to mention the angry feedback.
i like
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Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar
Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.01.13 11:28:00 -
[102]
If you try and destroy wrecks in high sec wont concord get annoyed?
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.13 11:46:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Rhatar Khurin
If you try and destroy wrecks in high sec wont concord get annoyed?
Yes you will get concorded and take a sec hit. So if you want to sit for hours on a gate waiting for the split seconds where someone suicide ganks a ship then hoping you can get a lock and fire before the loot scooper who is sat right next to the wreck gets it, AND lose your ship and sec status for no financial gain.... please go ahead.
SKUNK
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.13 11:57:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Durzel
Well it shows a lot more initiative and ingenuity than parking at a gate and doing the same thing that every other gate camper does. Where's the originality in copying what everyone else is doing?
The clever thing the OP is doing is actually looking at his losses from a "gains vs losses" perspective. A lot of people, myself included, get popped and figure I must've done something wrong - the OP actually wades in expecting to get popped, and working the numbers so he ends up making considerably more than he's losing.
The strategy proves that smaller ships can outfox bigger ones with even more complacent players piloting them.
This sort of thing is nothing new, its been going on for as long as I have been pvping. I always though it must be incredibly boring for the loot thief as it gets boring on a camp for the person actually shooting let alone for the guy sat in space for hours hoping to
a) Be awake when the ship gets popped
b) Manage to get to the wreck before the pirates do
c) Manage to find any decent loot
d) Fit that loot in a noob ship
e) Manage to escape with the loot without being killed
In my experience, with the delay in warping in, and the fact your often still a couple of km off the wreck you have to close, faster ships can get the loot scoopped every time, especialy as the campers lootscoopers can get up to 0km whilst the fight is concluding... a luxury the loo thief does not have.
A quick lock Lachesis takes care of the noob ship every time, and basically its just something else to remember to do : turn on armor repp, align to warp out, pop loot thief.
SKUNK
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Draghkar
Minmatar
Pastry Coalition
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.13 13:33:00 -
[105]
when we get upset we goseal clubbing. Or cry into our keyboads, which ever is easier at the time
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Geord Petard
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Posted - 2008.01.13 13:46:00 -
[106]
Now that everyone has realized what a genius move this was on the part of IDispatch, let's not let the idea drop. Imagine this-
a Gank the Gankers Gang
Get 5 or 6 buddies in the form of alts in npc corps. Start out in Velators and do the same thing to random groups of gankers. If the campers want to leave one person in a smaller ship to catch lone camp-busters, then trying to corral a half-dozen busters at the same time would reduce the efforts to zero effectiveness in a very short time AND it would guarantee success at looting to nearly every attempt.
Our corp is going to start actively spreading this tactic, since CCP doesn't feel like giving honest merchants a fighting chance...
Fight On!!!
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William DeMeo
Gallente
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.13 13:56:00 -
[107]
Originally by: Geord Petard
Our corp is going to start actively spreading this tactic, since CCP doesn't feel like giving honest merchants a fighting chance...
Fight On!!!
Since CCP don't feel like giving merchants a fighting chance? What do you want, a cookie? Hire mercs or train for pvp. Making sure you don't get blown up is not up to CCP lol. Also, bump.
Yarr |
Droneo Queen
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.13 15:12:00 -
[108]
YOU got EVE, or your main has
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.13 19:40:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Geord Petard
Now that everyone has realized what a genius move this was on the part of IDispatch, let's not let the idea drop. Imagine this-
a Gank the Gankers Gang
Get 5 or 6 buddies in the form of alts in npc corps. Start out in Velators and do the same thing to random groups of gankers. If the campers want to leave one person in a smaller ship to catch lone camp-busters, then trying to corral a half-dozen busters at the same time would reduce the efforts to zero effectiveness in a very short time AND it would guarantee success at looting to nearly every attempt.
Our corp is going to start actively spreading this tactic, since CCP doesn't feel like giving honest merchants a fighting chance...
Fight On!!!
Yes, now 6 people will be bored and wasting time warping from bookmark to bookmark in the hope of snaffling a couple of bits of T2 instead of one.
During this time, said 6 carebears, would probably have made 10 times as much mining/mission running.
SKUNK
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Durzel
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Posted - 2008.01.13 19:49:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Geord Petard
Now that everyone has realized what a genius move this was on the part of IDispatch, let's not let the idea drop. Imagine this-
a Gank the Gankers Gang
Get 5 or 6 buddies in the form of alts in npc corps. Start out in Velators and do the same thing to random groups of gankers. If the campers want to leave one person in a smaller ship to catch lone camp-busters, then trying to corral a half-dozen busters at the same time would reduce the efforts to zero effectiveness in a very short time AND it would guarantee success at looting to nearly every attempt.
Our corp is going to start actively spreading this tactic, since CCP doesn't feel like giving honest merchants a fighting chance...
Fight On!!!
Yes, now 6 people will be bored and wasting time warping from bookmark to bookmark in the hope of snaffling a couple of bits of T2 instead of one.
During this time, said 6 carebears, would probably have made 10 times as much mining/mission running.
SKUNK
But isn't that exactly what gatecampers want? More easy prey? You can't exactly complain about the lack of targets one minute, then complain about the "class" of targets you're getting the next.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.01.13 19:58:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Durzel
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Geord Petard
Now that everyone has realized what a genius move this was on the part of IDispatch, let's not let the idea drop. Imagine this-
a Gank the Gankers Gang
Get 5 or 6 buddies in the form of alts in npc corps. Start out in Velators and do the same thing to random groups of gankers. If the campers want to leave one person in a smaller ship to catch lone camp-busters, then trying to corral a half-dozen busters at the same time would reduce the efforts to zero effectiveness in a very short time AND it would guarantee success at looting to nearly every attempt.
Our corp is going to start actively spreading this tactic, since CCP doesn't feel like giving honest merchants a fighting chance...
Fight On!!!
Yes, now 6 people will be bored and wasting time warping from bookmark to bookmark in the hope of snaffling a couple of bits of T2 instead of one.
During this time, said 6 carebears, would probably have made 10 times as much mining/mission running.
SKUNK
But isn't that exactly what gatecampers want? More easy prey? You can't exactly complain about the lack of targets one minute, then complain about the "class" of targets you're getting the next.
If they're doing it in free ships it's petitionable. If they go and get the cheapest T1 frigates or shuttles then they can go right on ahead and keep on doing it.
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Originally by: Praxis1452
you win eve
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Arctur Ceti
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Posted - 2008.01.13 20:13:00 -
[112]
Edited by: Arctur Ceti on 13/01/2008 20:14:51
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Geord Petard
Now that everyone has realized what a genius move this was on the part of IDispatch, let's not let the idea drop. Imagine this-
a Gank the Gankers Gang
Get 5 or 6 buddies in the form of alts in npc corps. Start out in Velators and do the same thing to random groups of gankers. If the campers want to leave one person in a smaller ship to catch lone camp-busters, then trying to corral a half-dozen busters at the same time would reduce the efforts to zero effectiveness in a very short time AND it would guarantee success at looting to nearly every attempt.
Our corp is going to start actively spreading this tactic, since CCP doesn't feel like giving honest merchants a fighting chance...
Fight On!!!
Yes, now 6 people will be bored and wasting time warping from bookmark to bookmark in the hope of snaffling a couple of bits of T2 instead of one.
During this time, said 6 carebears, would probably have made 10 times as much mining/mission running.
SKUNK
Its not a waste of time if the griefers are being griefed. But wait, theres no such thing as grifing in eve. isn't that what you gatecamping pirates say anyway? so why does it bother you so much? pirates love carebear tears. but pirate tears are sooo much more entertaining.
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IDispatch
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Posted - 2008.01.13 20:47:00 -
[113]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Durzel
Well it shows a lot more initiative and ingenuity than parking at a gate and doing the same thing that every other gate camper does. Where's the originality in copying what everyone else is doing?
The clever thing the OP is doing is actually looking at his losses from a "gains vs losses" perspective. A lot of people, myself included, get popped and figure I must've done something wrong - the OP actually wades in expecting to get popped, and working the numbers so he ends up making considerably more than he's losing.
The strategy proves that smaller ships can outfox bigger ones with even more complacent players piloting them.
This sort of thing is nothing new, its been going on for as long as I have been pvping. I always though it must be incredibly boring for the loot thief as it gets boring on a camp for the person actually shooting let alone for the guy sat in space for hours hoping to
a) Be awake when the ship gets popped
b) Manage to get to the wreck before the pirates do
c) Manage to find any decent loot
d) Fit that loot in a noob ship
e) Manage to escape with the loot without being killed
In my experience, with the delay in warping in, and the fact your often still a couple of km off the wreck you have to close, faster ships can get the loot scoopped every time, especialy as the campers lootscoopers can get up to 0km whilst the fight is concluding... a luxury the loo thief does not have.
A quick lock Lachesis takes care of the noob ship every time, and basically its just something else to remember to do : turn on armor repp, align to warp out, pop loot thief.
SKUNK
a) Be awake when you catch the fish
b) Manage to get to the fish out of the water
c) Manage to find any decent fish
d) Fit that fish in a small bag
e) Manage to escape with the fish without being shot for trespassing
Sounds like fishing to me , some people like fishing
You're also neglecting the fact that rancer is a big highway, and a tight choke-point.. traffic never stops.. otherwise the campers wouldn't camp it at all
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.13 20:53:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Arctur Ceti
Edited by: Arctur Ceti on 13/01/2008 20:19:52
Edited by: Arctur Ceti on 13/01/2008 20:16:33
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Geord Petard
Now that everyone has realized what a genius move this was on the part of IDispatch, let's not let the idea drop. Imagine this-
a Gank the Gankers Gang
Get 5 or 6 buddies in the form of alts in npc corps. Start out in Velators and do the same thing to random groups of gankers. If the campers want to leave one person in a smaller ship to catch lone camp-busters, then trying to corral a half-dozen busters at the same time would reduce the efforts to zero effectiveness in a very short time AND it would guarantee success at looting to nearly every attempt.
Our corp is going to start actively spreading this tactic, since CCP doesn't feel like giving honest merchants a fighting chance...
Fight On!!!
Yes, now 6 people will be bored and wasting time warping from bookmark to bookmark in the hope of snaffling a couple of bits of T2 instead of one.
During this time, said 6 carebears, would probably have made 10 times as much mining/mission running.
SKUNK
Its not a waste of time if the griefers are being griefed. But wait, theres no such thing as griefing in eve. Isnt that what you gatecamping pirates say anyway? So why does it bother you? Pirate wannabies love carebear tears, but pirate tears are so much more entertaining
So we agree:
1) That the 6 noobship pilots could have earned far more isk (baring a bonza loot drop which trust me happens very rarely) running missions or mining.
Then the aim of your gang would be purely to 'grief the gate campers' as you put it.
So we have to try to quantify exactly how much of an annoyance your griefer gang would be compared to the effort the griefer gang would have to expend to be effective.
At the moment we have 6 guys in cheap frigates permanently warping bookmark to bookmark around a gate, occasionaly getting sniped and podded ( and having to get in a new frigate and fly back the few jumps to the gate camp). If there is a kill, the following criteria must be fufilled
1) There has to be loot to pick up
2) They have to be able to warp in and close the distance to the wreck before the pirate (who is 0km from the wreck already) scoops the loot.
3) They have to be able to fit the loot in the frigates cargo.
4) They have to be able to warp out without being destroyed.
The likleyhood of the above 4 all coming into fruition is realtivly low. So lets say for argument they manage to scoop some loot from 1 in ten kills.
GRIEFERS
 Youve got six people having to constantly keep clicking bookmarks and warping in order to scoop a couple of items of t2 loot every couple of hours that the pirates can do without.
PIRATES
Can sit happily on the gate or in their safespot, still get the majority of the loot, still get the pvp buzz, still get the killmails. Also when bored can pop a few griefers.
Clearly, the griefers are expending a lot more effort in exchange for a very minor annoyance on the part of the pirates.
SKUNK
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.13 21:01:00 -
[115]
Originally by: IDispatch
a) Be awake when you catch the fish
b) Manage to get to the fish out of the water
c) Manage to find any decent fish
d) Fit that fish in a small bag
e) Manage to escape with the fish without being shot for trespassing
Sounds like fishing to me , some people like fishing
Yes and the majority of sane people find fishing tedious in the extreme. But at least I can understand wanting to get out into the open, to sit contemplating and revelling in nature. I dont understand hwo you would get this with a merry go round of
Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,get ship blown up. get new ship,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,get a t2 nanofibre off loot,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,get blown up again....... etc etc etc
But I suppose eve takes all sorts - and if your getting your kicks, then why not.
Personaly I barely have the pateince to gatecamp - and the thought of shadowing a gatecamp for hours without even firing a shot sends me to sleep.
SKUNK
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Arctur Ceti
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Posted - 2008.01.13 21:09:00 -
[116]
Edited by: Arctur Ceti on 13/01/2008 21:14:57
who cares? its fun to see pirate wannabies and griefers cry that alone makes it all worth it.
c'mon on, isnt this why pirate wannabies camp and pirate noobs? To get hate mail and people ****ed? cant it work the other way around? after all, if its to make iskies couldnt they mission as well, as you say?
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Val Vympel
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Posted - 2008.01.13 21:32:00 -
[117]
Originally by: techzer0
If they're doing it in free ships it's petitionable. If they go and get the cheapest T1 frigates or shuttles then they can go right on ahead and keep on doing it.
IDispatch if the above quote complicates your "fishing expedition",I will happily help keep you in T1 frigates until the Earth crashes into the Sun or CCP pulls the plug on EVE forever.
Whichever comes first.
EVEmail me if you need help to keep your "fishing" license updated.
Happy Fishing
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Windjammer
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Posted - 2008.01.13 21:47:00 -
[118]
quote=techzer0]If they're doing it in free ships it's petitionable. If they go and get the cheapest T1 frigates or shuttles then they can go right on ahead and keep on doing it.
This is not true. If it were petitionable, it would have been. Despite saying they didn't petition, the gate campers probably did. I think everyone knows the response the GM's made to that petition. That is when they could stop laughing long enough to reply.
The posts in this thread make it very clear that this tactic is making gate campers very nervous. They seem extremely interested in seeing that it doesn't become commonly utilized.
Gank the gankers at their own game. Priceless.
Regards,
Windjammer
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Windjammer
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Posted - 2008.01.13 22:12:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Rhatar Khurin
If you try and destroy wrecks in high sec wont concord get annoyed?
Yes you will get concorded and take a sec hit. So if you want to sit for hours on a gate waiting for the split seconds where someone suicide ganks a ship then hoping you can get a lock and fire before the loot scooper who is sat right next to the wreck gets it, AND lose your ship and sec status for no financial gain.... please go ahead.
SKUNK
This is false and an attempt at disinformation by Skunk. Shooting the wrecks of your own ships is absolutely not a problem for Concord and you will not take a sec hit. Only when you shoot the wrecks of ships which belonged to others does Concord take notice. This also means your corp mates can shoot the wrecks of your ships.
Contrary to what some campers and/or rats would have you believe, the wreck is the property of the person who owned the ship. Not the property of the person who just turned the ship into a wreck.
Regards,
Windjammer
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Morticia Sable
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Posted - 2008.01.13 23:25:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: IDispatch
a) Be awake when you catch the fish
b) Manage to get to the fish out of the water
c) Manage to find any decent fish
d) Fit that fish in a small bag
e) Manage to escape with the fish without being shot for trespassing
Sounds like fishing to me , some people like fishing
Yes and the majority of sane people find fishing tedious in the extreme. But at least I can understand wanting to get out into the open, to sit contemplating and revelling in nature. I dont understand hwo you would get this with a merry go round of
Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,get ship blown up. get new ship,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,get a t2 nanofibre off loot,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,Right-click, warp to bm,get blown up again....... etc etc etc
But I suppose eve takes all sorts - and if your getting your kicks, then why not.
Personaly I barely have the pateince to gatecamp - and the thought of shadowing a gatecamp for hours without even firing a shot sends me to sleep.
SKUNK
You dont understand Skunk, anybody who would go so far as to employ this tactic with a gang of noobships is so noobish that for them its the most exciting thing they have ever done in EVE. All the thrills a carebear needs
Anyone who keeps this up for an extended period however is probably clinically insane.
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Feilamya
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Posted - 2008.01.13 23:33:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Yes, now 6 people will be bored and wasting time warping from bookmark to bookmark in the hope of snaffling a couple of bits of T2 instead of one.
During this time, said 6 carebears, would probably have made 10 times as much mining/mission running.
That's probably right, but you could say the same thing about every kind of piracy.
So let's end the discussion here and all go mining/mission running.
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Ivan Hablovi
Minmatar
Quam Singulari
The Church.
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Posted - 2008.01.14 00:48:00 -
[122]
Originally by: William DeMeo
Try blowing up a velator. Lock it, press f1-f8 and wait until it explodes. Now repeat that 100 times. It gets boring
Also this thread is turning into something quite amusing, nothing like getting smacked for failing to kill velators.
Ehm... I dont see this thread as Smack for failing to kill velators, I see this as a stupid pirate who got angry for losing a ship/loot due a loot thief, and goes all "I will petition you for harassing" Boohooo.
Dude, either you are stupid enough to NOT understand what people are smacking, or your trying HARD to derail, and salvage whats left of your "honor" or what ever you might call it, dignity or something.
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Arctur Ceti
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Posted - 2008.01.14 00:54:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Morticia Sable
You dont understand Skunk, anybody who would go so far as to employ this tactic with a gang of noobships is so noobish that for them its the most exciting thing they have ever done in EVE. All the thrills a carebear needs
Anyone who keeps this up for an extended period however is probably clinically insane.
im sorry... are we still talking about the op? or are you talking about hi sec can flippers? noob griefers? gate campers? i honestly cant tell the difference oh the tears in this thread...
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floater666
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Posted - 2008.01.14 02:14:00 -
[124]
Edited by: floater666 on 14/01/2008 02:15:01
I was just travelling through Rancer when I saw the gate camped to Crielere by the by the United "*****" (yeah true pussies always use 6BS 2HAC 1INTY against one unlucky guy) corp. Its a 0.4 system so they do the classical one BS per sentry gun. Having read this thread yesterday, I thought to myself: Lets have some fun for the sake of variety and hopped into a shuttle. Yeah that system has a lot of cheap shuttle for sale, I wonder why.
Bookmarked the wrecks usually when they were heavily fighting against a loner kestrel of reaper.... than started hauling back things. I did not make an awfull lot of money like the OP not that I need money at all. But maybe because of me or something else the ***** horde finished its act 15 minutes after my appearance.
I deeply encourage everyone to have fun this way if you have a noob alt for which the clone is peanuts and you happen to cross by one of these low life campers. I find that using a shuttle to bookmark valuable wrecks than using a velator or something for hauling is the best. But only warp near with the velator when they are fighting, since it dies 3X faster than a shuttle with good navigation skills.
The thing would be powerfull enough with a 4 member noob fleet. Than the****s would go cry to their mommies. Doing business from it is not viable though, since a lot of time goes away by triing to find big camps where there is big traffic. I have better ISK earning methods/hour, but face it if one would like to only earn ISK without fun, there are the lvl4 carebear mission.
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Ernesto Hoost
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Posted - 2008.01.14 02:48:00 -
[125]
Originally by: floater666
I saw the gate camped to Crielere by the by the United "*****" (yeah true pussies always use 6BS 2HAC 1INTY against one unlucky guy)
Those 6 BS and 2HACs are not there to kill the one guy. Before you start calling people pussies, try camp a gate yourself.
I agree with the lols in this thread, but the reason why campers have overwhelming firepower is to stop guys like me sniffing the camp out with this alt and engaging 3BS under sentry fire.
6BS would require me to gang up some guys, if the camp has good scouts, they would see us coming.
Numbers in a camp is to ensure their safety. The more they have, the longer it takes for a gang to respond.
If you want to throw names around, then have a look at your own carebear face in the mirror
Best way to deal with a gate camp..is fight them, they enjoy it, you enjoy it, it's all good.
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floater666
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Posted - 2008.01.14 02:54:00 -
[126]
Edited by: floater666 on 14/01/2008 02:54:03
I chose a carebear face for my char, so when I pew-pew people it is priceless. But still I will never fight the bad fight like these United mororns, that you are triing to defend.
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.14 03:18:00 -
[127]
Originally by: Windjammer
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Rhatar Khurin
If you try and destroy wrecks in high sec wont concord get annoyed?
Yes you will get concorded and take a sec hit. So if you want to sit for hours on a gate waiting for the split seconds where someone suicide ganks a ship then hoping you can get a lock and fire before the loot scooper who is sat right next to the wreck gets it, AND lose your ship and sec status for no financial gain.... please go ahead.
SKUNK
This is false and an attempt at disinformation by Skunk. Shooting the wrecks of your own ships is absolutely not a problem for Concord and you will not take a sec hit. Only when you shoot the wrecks of ships which belonged to others does Concord take notice. This also means your corp mates can shoot the wrecks of your ships.
Contrary to what some campers and/or rats would have you believe, the wreck is the property of the person who owned the ship. Not the property of the person who just turned the ship into a wreck.
Regards,
Windjammer
And this is a clear example that so called self styled 'griefer griefers' are rattled at the ineffectivness of their skulking dream of loot thieving.
The guy said:
Quote:
If you really want to grief griefers, pop the wrecks before they have a chance to loot them. Works especially well in highsec suicide gatecamps. Watching some guys suicide gank a freighter in their battleships and then have the loot popped right before their eyes is priceless, not to mention the angry feedback.
This is clearly incorrect. I was accuratly pointing out that a passer by cannot simply shoot at a high sec gankers targets wrecks. The poster made absolutly no caveat that "it has to be your own wreck or a wreck of a member of your corp". All he said was to shoot at a suicde gankers target wreck before he could pick up the loot. This will get you concorded.
Of course, if you get suicide ganked and you find your pod floating in space has 8 high slots and guns fitted.. then by all means shoot the wreck.
Or if by a freak chance, a corpie (not npc corps by the way) is passing by, has superman reflexs, is in optimal range, is not AFK, and can lock and destroy the wreck in the 4 seconds it takes the preprepared high sec ganker who is already 0km from the wreck ready to loot it, then yes, your correct windjammer.
Unfortunalty, as any rational reader will agree, the chances of the above are miniscule.
As such, my 'attemp at disinformation' is in fact, nothing of the sort. I will expect an apology withing 24 hours.
SKUNK
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.14 03:32:00 -
[128]
Edited by: Le Skunk on 14/01/2008 03:34:35
Originally by: floater666
Edited by: floater666 on 14/01/2008 02:15:01
I was just travelling through Rancer when I saw the gate camped to Crielere by the by the United "*****" (yeah true pussies always use 6BS 2HAC 1INTY against one unlucky guy) corp.
The gang is there for when a decent sized gang comes through it can be fought. Do you expect people to go "oh its only a vexor... ONLY ONE CRUISER MAY SHOOT AT IT!!!!! EVEYBODY HOLD FIRE EXCEPT THE CRUISERRR!!"
Carebear whining brought in the situation where you need a sizable gang to camp effectivly. BS to tank/remote rep. Quicker lockers to tackle. Huggins to web.
Now, carebears whine that the gang tackling them is to big. Well, youve made your bed now sleep in it.
Quote:
Yeah that system has a lot of cheap shuttle for sale, I wonder why.
Because each station has a boat load of NPC produced shuttles at 9k each? Whats the point here?
Quote:
Bookmarked the wrecks usually when they were heavily fighting against a loner kestrel of reaper.... than started hauling back things. I did not make an awfull lot of money like the OP not that I need money at all.
Anything of value would have been taken out of the wreck. I hope you enjoyed hauling your cap 800 charges.
Quote:
But maybe because of me or something else the ***** horde finished its act 15 minutes after my appearance.
Yes , the camp disapeared because a shuttle was stealing ammo out of the wreck.
Quote:
I deeply encourage everyone to have fun this way if you have a noob alt for which the clone is peanuts and you happen to cross by one of these low life campers. I find that using a shuttle to bookmark valuable wrecks than using a velator or something for hauling is the best. But only warp near with the velator when they are fighting, since it dies 3X faster than a shuttle with good navigation skills.
Again, yes warp in 30 mins after the wreck had been looted already and they are killing the next target... that will teach them.
Anyway, im glad you had fun. From the bitter tone of your post, I think we all know youve been ganked a few times.
My suggestion, is to turn the "LOWSEC" warning back on , and avoid lowsec in future...... or even..... get a group of friends in cheap ships and go whoop some pirates *gasp*. No sec drops, sentry guns on your side, hmmmm that sounds like what someone might do in a pvp game.
SKUNK
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Windjammer
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Posted - 2008.01.14 03:39:00 -
[129]
I wonder what you think the chances are of you receiving an apology from me, Skunk. Read the original OP post and juxtapose that with the one line question you responded to: "If you try and destroy wrecks in high sec won't concord get annoyed?" You told him flat out they would. You made no allowance for situations such as the OP faced in your answer. You're unhappy with the OP's tactic and you're still trying to issue disinformation on the subject in hopes of discouraging others from emulation.
I made no reference to the last quote you have there. You seem to have tied two unrelated posts together in order to substantiate your response. I don't know......maybe you're a little excited by all the heat you're taking in this thread. Relax and read a little slower. It'll improve your comprehension. If not, please hold your breath while waiting for that apology.
Kindest regards,
Windjammer
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.14 03:53:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Windjammer
I wonder what you think the chances are of you receiving an apology from me, Skunk. Read the original OP post and juxtapose that with the one line question you responded to: "If you try and destroy wrecks in high sec won't concord get annoyed?" You told him flat out they would. You made no allowance for situations such as the OP faced in your answer. You're unhappy with the OP's tactic and you're still trying to issue disinformation on the subject in hopes of discouraging others from emulation.
I made no reference to the last quote you have there. You seem to have tied two unrelated posts together in order to substantiate your response. I don't know......maybe you're a little excited by all the heat you're taking in this thread. Relax and read a little slower. It'll improve your comprehension. If not, please hold your breath while waiting for that apology.
Kindest regards,
Windjammer
stop it wind, i am starting to like you and that scares me
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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7shining7one7
Quafe Paladins
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Posted - 2008.01.14 03:56:00 -
[131]
the birth of a new profession in eve. the scavengers
excellent idea i'm sure we will see quite a bit more of this in the future
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revilot
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.14 04:50:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Ivan Hablovi
Originally by: William DeMeo
Try blowing up a velator. Lock it, press f1-f8 and wait until it explodes. Now repeat that 100 times. It gets boring
Also this thread is turning into something quite amusing, nothing like getting smacked for failing to kill velators.
Ehm... I dont see this thread as Smack for failing to kill velators, I see this as a stupid pirate who got angry for losing a ship/loot due a loot thief, and goes all "I will petition you for harassing" Boohooo.
Dude, either you are stupid enough to NOT understand what people are smacking, or your trying HARD to derail, and salvage whats left of your "honor" or what ever you might call it, dignity or something.
Honor...in a video game...what a joke. The only people in Eve I'm personally concerned with are my corpmates. The rest of you can jump off a cliff (not literally of course). Maybe you feel the need to be chivalrous or something equally as silly, but I don't. I'm nice all day in real life, I play Eve to be ruthless and have fun. Maybe your real life isn't satisfying enough for you, I don't know
Most of you sound like whiney, bitter trolls that want so much to believe this guy is getting over on us, but the fact of the matter is he isn't the first loot thief to come along and he won't be the last. He's just the first one to make a post about it on the forums for the forum warriors here to get all riled up about. He's a minor annoyance at best, just like all the others before him. He got lucky a couple times, but has since failed to get anything of consequence. I'm terribly sorry to shatter your delusional fantasies, but the united is still as mindbogglingly awesome as ever
I'm convinced by some of the clueless responses in this thread that most of you read the forums more than you play the game. Carry on with your ridiculous banter now. I pay to actually play Eve, not live vicariously through someone else's stories on the forum. See you on the gate IDispatch
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IDispatch
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Posted - 2008.01.14 05:14:00 -
[133]
You never cease to amuse me, rev..
I told you before, If others tried and failed before me, It doesn't necessarily mean that I'm destined to fail, I'm glad to be the first to make it work .. and I'm at the gate waiting
Le Skunk: maybe I should come and swing by for a drink at Udianoor or Vehan soon.. , gottta <3 battleclinic.com
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deathbyfire
Gallente
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.14 05:39:00 -
[134]
BTW IDsipatch is Ginger Magician
i think that is all that needs to be said
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Joey Judas
Gallente
Repo Distribution and Salvage
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Posted - 2008.01.14 06:00:00 -
[135]
Originally by: 7shining7one7
the birth of a new profession in eve. the scavengers
excellent idea i'm sure we will see quite a bit more of this in the future
Yes, we are already here and here is our recruitment thread
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deathbyfire
Gallente
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.14 06:01:00 -
[136]
Edited by: deathbyfire on 14/01/2008 06:01:29
Originally by: Durzel
Well it shows a lot more initiative and ingenuity than parking at a gate and doing the same thing that every other gatecamper does. Where's the originality in copying what everyone else is doing?
The clever thing the OP is doing is actually looking at his losses from a "gains vs losses" perspective. A lot of people, myself included, get popped and figure I must've done something wrong - the OP actually wades in expecting to get popped, and working the numbers so he ends up making considerably more than he's losing.
The strategy proves that smaller ships can outfox bigger ones with even more complacent players piloting them.
yes and i would agree normally being clever is a plus
but tell me what are his losses?
a noob ship that he gets for free no loss
being podded and losing skill points/having to buy clones? he is a noob char who doesn't even have to buy a clone. and if he is training this char than he is an idiot.
as my understanding goes in eve using game mechanics to receive gains with no risk of loss is an exploit.
i frankly don't care weather he get petitioned or not he is almost never there during our main camps and usually when he is on no one is camping. we have someone besides dispatch trying to take loot from us everyday.
and BTW! most of our ships don't need cap boosters if you actually saw one of our camps you would know what they are for
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.14 06:03:00 -
[137]
Originally by: Windjammer
I wonder what you think the chances are of you receiving an apology from me, Skunk. Read the original OP post and juxtapose that with the one line question you responded to: "If you try and destroy wrecks in high sec won't concord get annoyed?" You told him flat out they would. You made no allowance for situations such as the OP faced in your answer. You're unhappy with the OP's tactic and you're still trying to issue disinformation on the subject in hopes of discouraging others from emulation.
I made no reference to the last quote you have there. You seem to have tied two unrelated posts together in order to substantiate your response. I don't know......maybe you're a little excited by all the heat you're taking in this thread. Relax and read a little slower. It'll improve your comprehension. If not, please hold your breath while waiting for that apology.
Kindest regards,
Windjammer
Ok seeing as you seem to want to get right in detail. Lets read the whole of the post i responded to:
Originally by: Constance Noring
If you really want to grief griefers, pop the wrecks before they have a chance to loot them. Works especially well in highsec suicide gatecamps. Watching some guys suicide gank a freighter in their battleships and then have the loot popped right before their eyes is priceless, not to mention the angry feedback.
He specifically mention SUICIDE GANKS. He is not referring to the OP who died in a low sec gate camp.
As such, the pilots whom he suggests should pop the wreck, WOULD GET CONCORDED baring the .5% chance they happened to be in the same corp and alert enough to shot.
As I said in my post you took issue with "Yes you will get concorded and take a sec hit". This is pure fact, its indisputable.
So im right.
However, you seem to have become confused. You seem to think im making some reference to the OP instead of clearing up the bad advice from one poster, and subsequent question from another.
However, assuming we ignore the specific reference to SUCIDE GANK i responded to, and somehow link it to the OP.. this also makes no sense. And ill tell you why:
The OP was in lowsec. In low sec, concord do not intervene at all. So the concord reference would be totaly wrong.
The OP is talking about using velators to scoop loot. If he was shooting the wrecks with a velator, he wouldnt be able to kill the wreck with its dps
Primarily though - Assuming he could take out the wrecks - If he was shooting the wrecks on the gate, he WOULD TAKE A SEC HIT AND BE INSTA POPPED BY THE SENTRY GUNS, as the chances of the wreck being in the same corp as the velator would be 0.5% as discussed above.
To succesfully pop the wrecks in low sec, you would have to be using a ship of a vlue where losing it would hurt you. And with 20 pirates in local, the lifespan of your ship would be low to say the least.
So basically, whilst I applaud people trying to fight against what they percieve as 'griefing', why not just get a bunch of BS and go fight them? Or pay someone else to do it, instead of this noob alt metagaming rubish.
SKUNK
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deathbyfire
Gallente
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.14 06:09:00 -
[138]
Originally by: Arekhon
Originally by: Insomnium
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:01 ] FORUM POLICE! > never ever?
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:03 ] Insomnium > and round
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:05 ] Insomnium > like a testicle
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:05 ] OMG!!ONE11! > and on fire
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:11 ] Insomnium > we're like a pair of *********
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:16 ] Insomnium > tho i obviously hang lower.
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:30 ] Insomnium > but it's ok, we're both in the same *******
[ 2008.01.09 19:35:42 ] Insomnium > a ******* of loveeee
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:02 ] Insomnium > *******, it's just a pieeceee of skinnn
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:08 ] Insomnium > *******m it keeps the testiii innnn
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:09 ] Insomnium > *******mm
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:12 ] Insomnium > dont overload them
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:17 ] Insomnium > or you'll explode emmm
[ 2008.01.09 19:36:19 ] Insomnium > scrootummm
[ 2008.01.09 19:37:23 ] Insomnium > oh my huginn's got flapping wings
[ 2008.01.09 19:37:27 ] Insomnium > it's like cupid
[ 2008.01.09 19:37:37 ] Insomnium > a little cherub of love
[ 2008.01.09 19:37:53 ] Insomnium > flap flap
[ 2008.01.09 19:38:21 ] Insomnium > WHY WONT YOU TALK TO ME
[ 2008.01.09 19:38:26 ] Insomnium > ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
[ 2008.01.09 19:38:29 ] Insomnium > I'M SORRY BABY
[ 2008.01.09 19:38:34 ] Insomnium > PLEASE TAL*** TO MEEE
[ 2008.01.09 19:39:19 ] Insomnium > i want to put a bounty on you.
[ 2008.01.09 19:39:22 ] HELLLLOOO! > oooo naughty naughty
[ 2008.01.09 19:39:22 ] Insomnium > a bounty o loveeeee
[ 2008.01.09 19:39:28 ] NOT A NAME! > :)
[ 2008.01.09 19:40:02 ] Insomnium > =)
your fascination with male genitali@ is astounding
this was the most i laughed in a MMO in a long time
insomnium needs to do this more
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.14 06:09:00 -
[139]
Originally by: IDispatch
You never cease to amuse me, rev..
I told you before, If others tried and failed before me, It doesn't necessarily mean that I'm destined to fail, I'm glad to be the first to make it work .. and I'm at the gate waiting
Le Skunk: maybe I should come and swing by for a drink at Udianoor or Vehan soon.. , gottta <3 battleclinic.com
Weve got our own furry friend here thank you very much :)
But good luck with your endevours wherever they are. As somebody posted before, Your getting a taste of the xmas feeling you get when you get your mits on loot.
Perhaps you might like to try the pirate side of the game sometime for more of the buzz?
SKUNK
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floater666
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Posted - 2008.01.14 09:57:00 -
[140]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Anything of value would have been taken out of the wreck. I hope you enjoyed hauling your cap 800 charges.
SKUNK
Cmon man you have no face at all after defending the undefendable for pages now. And now you lie too, or continue to lie. The truth: Out of my circa 8 warps 6 times I was killed 2 times I returned with energized plating tech IIs... Every post you make is just another EPIC FAIL!
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Lt Angus
Caldari
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.14 10:42:00 -
[141]
Edited by: Lt Angus on 14/01/2008 10:42:16
energised plating II
oh dear me
ps i know you are joking
Shhhh, Im hunting Badgers |
Sloan Vee
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Posted - 2008.01.14 11:09:00 -
[142]
Friendly bump. Now part of my game plan. Love when gate campers are annoyed.
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Pinky Denmark
The Cursed Navy
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Posted - 2008.01.14 11:13:00 -
[143]
Best story I heard for a long time... It's excellent!!
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I'm a nice guy!!
But hook me up with some pew pew, because I'm really bored... |
Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.14 13:27:00 -
[144]
Originally by: floater666
Originally by: Le Skunk
Anything of value would have been taken out of the wreck. I hope you enjoyed hauling your cap 800 charges.
SKUNK
Cmon man you have no face at all after defending the undefendable for pages now. And now you lie too, or continue to lie. The truth: Out of my circa 8 warps 6 times I was killed 2 times I returned with energized plating tech IIs... Every post you make is just another EPIC FAIL!
Thats a goooooooood one.
SKUNK
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Arctur Ceti
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Posted - 2008.01.14 13:54:00 -
[145]
Originally by: deathbyfire
BTW IDsipatch is Ginger Magician
i think that is all that needs to be said
if this thread isnt getting under the united's skin then why are you making up ****? this thread is hilarious. lookie all the rats crying.
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Lt Angus
Caldari
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.14 14:02:00 -
[146]
everyone is ginger magician untill the prove otherwise
but im preety sure my main man dissy is not GM
Shhhh, Im hunting Badgers |
Temitten
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Posted - 2008.01.14 14:48:00 -
[147]
Originally by: Dr Slice
lol You bears are hilarious. United get smacked 24/7 in local by bears all day, I'm certain this thread is just an extension of that. In time, one becomes desensitized to all forms of hate/smack after it happens so much. For you Psych Majors, that means most Pirates have thick skin.
I'm sure they are having a good laugh about it on vent. Rev was right, you guys are delusional to think this thread is generating any type of victory. Bears are still getting slain on a daily basis and the only comfort for you, is to come on here and make fun of the killers lol.
You obviously fail to see what is funny here. Yes what IDispatch did is kinda funny and all, but what is really keeping this thread alive are the hilarious attempts to save face made by "the united" members.
(not to mention some other individuals attempting to defend them for some reason)
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Lt Angus
Caldari
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.14 14:51:00 -
[148]
i call it shameless bumping
Shhhh, Im hunting Badgers |
Nebuchadnezzar I
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.01.14 15:07:00 -
[149]
This is pretty funny, keep it up! Grief, grief, grief!
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Durzel
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Posted - 2008.01.14 15:10:00 -
[150]
Edited by: Durzel on 14/01/2008 15:12:46
To be fair what IDispatch has been doing is only really "another tale of life in low sec", it's not extraordinary (no offence IDispatch).
As previously remarked what has elevated the thread to epic proportions is the ridiculous attempts to save face and claim harassment in the chatlogs. This "camping the campers" story would've been long forgotten if it weren't for the fact people with bruised egos keep popping in to claim that nothing IDispatch did, or anything anyone said in this thread is bothering them. Really not bothering them. I said really not and I mean it!
(ps. Why do people constantly point out that they're posting from alts?)
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Arctur Ceti
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Posted - 2008.01.14 15:16:00 -
[151]
Originally by: Dr Slice
lol You bears are hilarious. United get smacked 24/7 in local by bears all day, I'm certain this thread is just an extension of that. In time, one becomes desensitized to all forms of hate/smack after it happens so much. For you Psych Majors, that means most Pirates have thick skin.
I'm sure they are having a good laugh about it on vent. Rev was right, you guys are delusional to think this thread is generating any type of victory. Bears are still getting slain on a daily basis and the only comfort for you, is to come on here and make fun of the killers lol.
Show me on this doll where the big fluffy bear touched you
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Val Vympel
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Posted - 2008.01.14 15:54:00 -
[152]
Originally by: Durzel
Edited by: Durzel on 14/01/2008 15:12:46
To be fair what IDispatch has been doing is only really "another tale of life in low sec", it's not extraordinary (no offence IDispatch).
As previously remarked what has elevated the thread to epic proportions is the ridiculous attempts to save face and claim harassment in the chatlogs. This "camping the campers" story would've been long forgotten if it weren't for the fact people with bruised egos keep popping in to claim that nothing IDispatch did, or anything anyone said in this thread is bothering them. Really not bothering them. I said really not and I mean it!
(ps. Why do people constantly point out that they're posting from alts?)
This....
Hmmm.... Perhaps you should change your corp name to the United Way seeing as you "pirates" are so charitable to poor IDispatch.
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Kroma BaSyl
Amarr
Snickers Inc
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Posted - 2008.01.14 16:03:00 -
[153]
Originally by: Cruthensis
Edited by: Cruthensis on 12/01/2008 13:52:46
Originally by: William DeMeo
Not deserving a forum post imo, it's not that interesting.
But apparently interesting enough to deserve a petition
Owned!!!
Kroma BaSyl
CEO - Snickers Inc
Don't hate me because I am beautiful! |
Sophie Mae
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Posted - 2008.01.14 16:10:00 -
[154]
Originally by: Arctur Ceti
Show us on this doll where the big bad fluffy carebear touched you
That is it!!! I am petitioning you for the price of a new keyboard. Friggin coffee all over this one.
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Taniko Muratomo
Order of Sloth
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Posted - 2008.01.14 16:10:00 -
[155]
IDispatch
contact me ingame. i'd like to assist you in this endevor, it sounds like a potentialy profitable buisness and maybe a second pilot assisting could double success and profits |
Bahhs Deep
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Posted - 2008.01.14 16:19:00 -
[156]
Originally by: Taniko Muratomo
IDispatch
contact me ingame. i'd like to assist you in this endevor, it sounds like a potentialy profitable buisness and maybe a second pilot assisting could double success and profits
lol, we might end up seeing corps get made just for looting gate camp wrecks :D
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Dr Deadbolt
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.01.14 16:37:00 -
[157]
loot borrowing from a bl3h gatecamp , what a novel idea :-)
being called ginger magician by bl3h pilots ? that normally happens to every pilot who spends more then 10 minutes in rancer ( odd i never heard anything from ccp on the 2 occasions I was told I had been petitioned for being his alt by bl3h , or the 1 time miss cenuij threatened the same )
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.14 16:44:00 -
[158]
Originally by: Constance Noring
Originally by: Le Skunk
Quote:
If you really want to grief griefers, pop the wrecks before they have a chance to loot them. Works especially well in highsec suicide gatecamps. Watching some guys suicide gank a freighter in their battleships and then have the loot popped right before their eyes is priceless, not to mention the angry feedback.
This is clearly incorrect. I was accuratly pointing out that a passer by cannot simply shoot at a high sec gankers targets wrecks. The poster made absolutly no caveat that "it has to be your own wreck or a wreck of a member of your corp". All he said was to shoot at a suicde gankers target wreck before he could pick up the loot. This will get you concorded.
Of course you get concorded, I never said there were no consequences. If that bothers you, don't use your main. It's not like popping wrecks is very skill intensive. Judging by your Le Whine, stealing from gatecampers and depriving suicide gankers of their prize is worth every bit of the effort.
As you rightly point out your post made no effort to highlight the consequences of popping a wreck in highsec. I mearly pointed this out. The mechanics on this sort of thing are complicated, I mearly attempted to clear it up in my usual informative and witty fashion.
Your advice would have led to the unaware losing their ships. This I felt was unnaceptable of you.
My info was accurate, and I, as always, stand out as a bastion of truth and the american way in a thread mired in lies, rants and chest beating.
SKUNK
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Johncrab
Minmatar
Typo Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.14 16:47:00 -
[159]
Originally by: Tzar'rim
Edited by: Tzar''rim on 12/01/2008 09:27:30
That's brilliant, and you gotta laugh at the "OMG I R PETIZION U" crap. Really does show that gatecamping kills braincells (or in fact, doesn't require any).
QFT!
Keep it up IDispatch
Originally by: ry ry
gatecamping is just PvP mining.
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Khavid Kharver
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Posted - 2008.01.14 17:25:00 -
[160]
ROFLMAO!
And the part about you being Ginger Magician was even funnier!
Keep it up as long as its fun and makes you money.
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ObiAliKonobi
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.14 17:52:00 -
[161]
I hate all you carebears and hope to kill your ships and pods someday. Face it, you hate United because we kill you carebears so much and so often.
We love killing you carebears. We get little Evegasms of joy everytime we pop you at the gate or probe you down in your mission.
You hate us. We understand that. However, we love that you hate us. We love killing everything and everyone in EvE (those 2 blues aside). Understand that United lives to kill YOU.
We don't play the game to manufacture, mine or mission. We play to kill. We play to make the other guy mash his keyboard and curse at his monitor.
So to IDI and the other fools who think they are heros, United will kill you just the same. Scoop your corpse just the same. And post your kill mail just the same.
LONG LIVE PIRACY! LONG LIVE THE KILLING OF NOOBS! LONG LIVE THOSE WHO PLAY THIS SPECIAL GAME TO KILL!
Hope to pop you,
Obialikonobi
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Laser Bob
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Posted - 2008.01.14 18:13:00 -
[162]
Originally by: ObiAliKonobi
I hate all you carebears and hope to kill your ships and pods someday. Face it, you hate United because we kill you carebears so much and so often.
We love killing you carebears. We get little Evegasms of joy everytime we pop you at the gate or probe you down in your mission.
You hate us. We understand that. However, we love that you hate us. We love killing everything and everyone in EvE (those 2 blues aside). Understand that United lives to kill YOU.
We don't play the game to manufacture, mine or mission. We play to kill. We play to make the other guy mash his keyboard and curse at his monitor.
So to IDI and the other fools who think they are heros, United will kill you just the same. Scoop your corpse just the same. And post your kill mail just the same.
LONG LIVE PIRACY! LONG LIVE THE KILLING OF NOOBS! LONG LIVE THOSE WHO PLAY THIS SPECIAL GAME TO KILL!
Hope to pop you,
Obialikonobi
You just don't get it do you Obi? IDispatch doesn't CARE if you kill him, in FACT he expects that 9 times out of 10 he WILL get his ship blown up.
He has fun just trying to steal your loot, and he makes enough on his few successes to make it worth his time both from a money perspective and from a fun perspective.
And the constant ranting by you united folks fails to reinflate your epeens.
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Man ho
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Posted - 2008.01.14 18:46:00 -
[163]
Wouldn't a BC or BS that is all tank and WCS be able to warp in quick, scoop and get out as well? I can't imagine they would be able to take it down quick enough if you have the wrecks bookmarked.
But that kind of defeats the point of it being a free ship PWNing the gate campers.
On a side note i ran into this fools in a trial account this weekend. They might have played the game long enough to be in BS's but they have very low EVE IQ. My friend was trying to get through and kept being podded. It took me about 30 seconds to outsmart them and get my friend through their 6 BS gate camp.
All i did was present them with a second target when my friend came through the gate... Then as if the trial account meant anything to me they tried to scram my pod so they could hold me there all day, (i guess to stop me from messing with them) unfortunately i gave them the logoffsky and went on my merry way.
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ezraniel
Caldari
An Eye For An Eye
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.01.14 18:57:00 -
[164]
Edited by: ezraniel on 14/01/2008 19:01:25
http://pwned.nl/
(actual link btw)
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Crystal Blues
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Posted - 2008.01.14 19:33:00 -
[165]
I'm there now and there is a gate camp. I say all noobs unite and fall upon them with noob frigs burning and have fun!!! Rawr!
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Dr Slice
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.14 19:37:00 -
[166]
Originally by: Man ho
Wouldn't a BC or BS that is all tank and WCS be able to warp in quick, scoop and get out as well?
They might have played the game long enough to be in BS's but they have very low EVE IQ.
^^lol
Uhmm Heavy Interdictor ruins your BC/BS w/ stabs plan.
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Ulstan
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Posted - 2008.01.14 19:47:00 -
[167]
Edited by: Ulstan on 14/01/2008 19:48:42
I didn't think it was possible, but the united has made themselves look worse and worse with every reply to this thread.
I'm not sure what's funnier, that I immediately thought "Oh I bet it's united" when I heard about a pirate corp petitioning one of the ubiquitious loot thieves, or that I was right.
But all of that pales listening to the united face saving campaign, as they tell us, over and over, how it's really no big deal and nothing special and how they get really worked up and angry over loot thieves and petition them for harassment all the time.
Without the laughably bad chat logs and petition for harassment, there'd be precious little thread here. Without the constant posting by united members, there'd be none at all.
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Ulstan
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Posted - 2008.01.14 19:58:00 -
[168]
Edited by: Ulstan on 14/01/2008 19:59:13
Originally by: ObiAliKonobi
We don't play the game to manufacture, mine or mission. We play to smacktalk in local. We play to mash our keyboards and curse at our monitors and file angry harassment petitions against scavengers we are too slow to catch.
Fixed.
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Windjammer
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Posted - 2008.01.14 20:14:00 -
[169]
Originally by: Le Skunk
As you rightly point out your post made no effort to highlight the consequences of popping a wreck in highsec. I mearly pointed this out. The mechanics on this sort of thing are complicated, I mearly attempted to clear it up in my usual informative and witty fashion.
Your advice would have led to the unaware losing their ships. This I felt was unnaceptable of you.
My info was accurate, and I, as always, stand out as a bastion of truth and the american way in a thread mired in lies, rants and chest beating.
SKUNK
Dear Skunk,
Usually I'd think a post like this was somebody kidding around, but after some of the things you've posted on this thread..... Normally I'd say you've gone over the edge. I'd normally say that, but you passed the edge and started flapping your arms some time ago. One word, Skunk......gravity.......it always works. You can argue with it all you like, but it really is there.
At first I thought you were intentionally giving out misinformation. Now I think you've just been missing some things. Repeatedly.
Earlier in the thread I suggested you relax. Now the only thing I can suggest is that you start taking your medication again. Really, it's nothing to be ashamed about. Or perhaps speak to your care giver about the dosage. If you keep going the way you have been, you're going to pop something.
Kindest regards,
Windjammer
P.S. If you're still holding your breath waiting for that apology, stop. I was only kidding and the lack of oxygen to your brain is having an adverse effect.
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.14 20:53:00 -
[170]
Originally by: Windjammer
Originally by: Le Skunk
As you rightly point out your post made no effort to highlight the consequences of popping a wreck in highsec. I mearly pointed this out. The mechanics on this sort of thing are complicated, I mearly attempted to clear it up in my usual informative and witty fashion.
Your advice would have led to the unaware losing their ships. This I felt was unnaceptable of you.
My info was accurate, and I, as always, stand out as a bastion of truth and the american way in a thread mired in lies, rants and chest beating.
SKUNK
Dear Skunk,
Usually I'd think a post like this was somebody kidding around, but after some of the things you've posted on this thread..... Normally I'd say you've gone over the edge. I'd normally say that, but you passed the edge and started flapping your arms some time ago. One word, Skunk......gravity.......it always works. You can argue with it all you like, but it really is there.
At first I thought you were intentionally giving out misinformation. Now I think you've just been missing some things. Repeatedly.
Earlier in the thread I suggested you relax. Now the only thing I can suggest is that you start taking your medication again. Really, it's nothing to be ashamed about. Or perhaps speak to your care giver about the dosage. If you keep going the way you have been, you're going to pop something.
Kindest regards,
Windjammer
P.S. If you're still holding your breath waiting for that apology, stop. I was only kidding and the lack of oxygen to your brain is having an adverse effect.
So you ignore all my indisputable, and clearly laid out points proving why you were wrong.
This leaves you with the standard two forum options
1)Criticise the spelling of the person who has defeated you.
2)Write a hilarious 'comedy' post, impressing the reading public with your rapier like wit.
You chose number 2.
I chose victory.
SKUNK
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Yoshie Hoo
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Posted - 2008.01.14 20:57:00 -
[171]
I used to steal from privateers, mainly the top killers in the alliance, i made alot of coin, this char was created for the main reason to steal loot from them. Tis a good, but since i am all pvp these days i can imagine what its like :)
Think the guys were ryssa and some others.
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.14 21:55:00 -
[172]
Originally by: Yoshie Hoo
I used to steal from privateers, mainly the top killers in the alliance, i made alot of coin, this char was created for the main reason to steal loot from them. Tis a good, but since i am all pvp these days i can imagine what its like :)
Think the guys were ryssa and some others.
Loot thieves were a constant thron in the side of the privatter alliance. Whilst annoying, I applauded them for attempting to combat us in game, and not whine on the forums like so many other wimps. The 3% loot they stole I just put down to a business expense.
However, ofc, you could do it with the privatter alliance, as we only fought war targets in high sec. And you were free to loot our targets wrecks without intervention from us as if we shot at you, we would be concorded.
In the low sec scenario, as outlined by the OP, the guys you are stealing loot off can and will pop you at every opportunity. Whilst this may not deter the potential loot thief if they are using shady noob alt metagming tactics, It will make the job many times more difficult
SKUNK
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Ghreymar LaNayeur
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Posted - 2008.01.14 22:02:00 -
[173]
lol, good to see bl3h are still petition monkeys , though they do have a point since this guy is using n00bships which is generally considered an exploit...
i love how this thread became another bear vs rat thread. ya its funny that the campers are getting griefed, but that some of you are dumb enough to think of this as a good idea? lol, gatecamping is all about getting kills, and an OCCASIONAL payoff for those who stick it out. This guy is talking about getting 10% of the wrecks he tries to loot, ostensibly not counting smartbomb wrecks (i'd love to see him ninjaloot one of those ). If he made 65m, he either got really lucky or the amount he's making pales in comparison to the amount the united is farming off all the nubs they gank.
this is why you need a dedicated looter on the gate
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Crimson Onyx
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.14 22:35:00 -
[174]
Хорошо, чтобы быть честным эта нить сосет так этот isnt в английском, это собирается быть lockedzz
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7shining7one7
Quafe Paladins
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Posted - 2008.01.14 22:45:00 -
[175]
Originally by: Crimson Onyx
Хорошо, чтобы быть честным эта нить сосет так этот isnt в английском, это собирается быть lockedzz
wtf?
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Chen Chura
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Posted - 2008.01.14 22:45:00 -
[176]
Originally by: Crimson Onyx
It is good to be fair this string sucks so this isnt in English, it is going to be lockedzz
fixed desperate attempt to get thread locked
HAHAHAHA Why do these people keep bumping this thread to the TOP?
PRICELESS PLEASE STICKY!!!!
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DeadRow
Naqam
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Posted - 2008.01.14 22:51:00 -
[177]
You are leik my hero
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imorax
Gallente
Cosmic Cimmerians
Elite Trade Group
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Posted - 2008.01.14 23:03:00 -
[178]
IDispatch, the next logical step is to ransom the gate campers. Start at 1Bisk / month.
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Arctur Ceti
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Posted - 2008.01.14 23:29:00 -
[179]
Originally by: Crimson Onyx
Хорошо, чтобы быть честным эта нить сосет так этот isnt в английском, это собирается быть lockedzz
i thought this thread wasnt getting to you. what a sad attempt to get it locked
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marie blueprint
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Posted - 2008.01.14 23:54:00 -
[180]
Originally by: imorax
IDispatch, the next logical step is to ransom the gate campers. Start at 1Bisk / month.
good idea!!
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Valerax Orion
Fourth Circle
VENOM Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.14 23:57:00 -
[181]
My GOD this thread has gone above and beyond epic.
Initial posts: 2-3minutes
Supportive replies: 30seconds-5minutes
Whiney Pirates: Timeless.
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delta phi
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Posted - 2008.01.14 23:58:00 -
[182]
id is my hero
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Shekat
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:08:00 -
[183]
Originally by: imorax
IDispatch, the next logical step is to ransom the gate campers. Start at 1Bisk / month.
Fantastic idea... idespach your my hero...
i hate people who threaten to petiton like babys cos you have a tactic that works for a while...
an old char of a friends was quite happily bumping a fr8ter in empire to hold it up long enough to get a war deked char there to pop it .... you should have seen them moan about it in local ...they had it bumped for 30 mins and they were screwing bad ...
the origenal char had been poped by the fr9ter corps gate camp earlier that day so it was just deserts tbh... but it was the language and the threats of getting their account banned...if ccp want to ban you they will but they wouldnt do it on first offence anyways, cos how you supposed to know if its wrong till ccp tell you ....and they ignore stupid petitions anyway till they send you the screw you standard response lol. so dont ever be intimidated by someone hiding behind the threat of ccp and petitions... just dont use exploits and you will be fine ...(eg POS bowling with titans, oh yes bob you cant do that anymore hehe)
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Insomnium
Minmatar
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:35:00 -
[184]
Edited by: Insomnium on 15/01/2008 00:39:01
Originally by: IDispatch
there we go, a slepnir (sp?) with sensor boosters chasing me around.. It's a trap, luckily I never approach wrecks now, I warp to them, warp to bookmark, warp back to a new wreck and so on..
teehee, bugger thinks i was chasing him
'doh. i just bumped this thread didnt i?
*hits self* "stupid me, stupid mee!!"
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward |
Khadur
Minmatar
Spartan Industries
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:35:00 -
[185]
Originally by: Crimson Onyx
Хорошо, чтобы быть честным эта нить сосет так этот isnt в английском, это собирается быть lockedzz
It is good in order to be honest this thread it sucks so this isnt in the English, this is assembled to be lockedzz
lol translator ftl!
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Windjammer
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Posted - 2008.01.15 02:09:00 -
[186]
Originally by: Le Skunk
So you ignore all my indisputable, and clearly laid out points proving why you were wrong.
This leaves you with the standard two forum options
1)Criticise the spelling of the person who has defeated you.
2)Write a hilarious 'comedy' post, impressing the reading public with your rapier like wit.
You chose number 2.
I chose victory.
SKUNK
Ummm........yeah. That's exactly what happened. Seriously, I'm glad you thought it was hilarious. I was aiming for mildly entertaining and gentle. Good to know I achieved a bit more and gave you a moment of happiness.
Your points may be clearly laid out and some of them are indisputable, but they are laid upon a foundation of falsehood. i.e. if you're replying correctly to a question other than the one asked, it is in fact the wrong answer. I've shown you this and you obviously didn't read it or, if you did read it, understand it. It is futile to argue with someone who essentially isn't listening. Therefore I stopped.
Believe what you want to believe, Skunk. The posts are there for anyone with the patience to read them.
Regards,
Windjammer
P.S. It is not my wish to highjack this thread any further. It's a good one and deserves better. Velator for the win. I love it.
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Jade Marley
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Posted - 2008.01.15 02:49:00 -
[187]
what an epic battle of the forum *****s...
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Pavolin Stallin
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Posted - 2008.01.15 03:10:00 -
[188]
/Bump for being the best thread I've read. Also United does make this an EPIC thread, how can you be such cry babies IDispatch for Gallente Pres or what every the hell they have..
Bagman:"so which one of you is the brains of this outfit?"
Kidnapper:"I dont think its that kind of outfit."
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Mzr
Gallente
Session9
Rising Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.15 03:10:00 -
[189]
If it were my camp.. I'd say fit 1-2 tractors onto a BS to get the wrecks quickly. And if I'd want it hardcore I'd get 1-2 guys onto sniper detail to pop anything that tries to steal the lewt.
But all in all.. yea, nice going. Keep up the good work :) |
Insomnium
Minmatar
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.15 03:12:00 -
[190]
Edited by: Insomnium on 15/01/2008 03:12:20
can't tractor other people's wrecks sadly
wait can u tractor wrecks at all? havent used one of those in ages
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward |
Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.15 03:25:00 -
[191]
Edited by: Le Skunk on 15/01/2008 03:25:59
Originally by: Windjammer
Believe what you want to believe, Skunk. The posts are there for anyone with the patience to read them.
Ok, here are the post for all to read (as i realise not many have patience for it).
Originally by: Constance Noring
If you really want to grief griefers, pop the wrecks before they have a chance to loot them. Works especially well in highsec suicide gatecamps. Watching some guys suicide gank a freighter in their battleships and then have the loot popped right before their eyes is priceless, not to mention the angry feedback.
Originally by: Rhatar Khurin
If you try and destroy wrecks in high sec wont concord get annoyed?
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Rhatar Khurin
If you try and destroy wrecks in high sec wont concord get annoyed?
Yes you will get concorded and take a sec hit. So if you want to sit for hours on a gate waiting for the split seconds where someone suicide ganks a ship then hoping you can get a lock and fire before the loot scooper who is sat right next to the wreck gets it, AND lose your ship and sec status for no financial gain.... please go ahead.
SKUNK
Originally by: Windjammer
This is false and an attempt at disinformation by Skunk. Shooting the wrecks of your own ships is absolutely not a problem for Concord and you will not take a sec hit. Only when you shoot the wrecks of ships which belonged to others does Concord take notice. This also means your corp mates can shoot the wrecks of your ships.
Contrary to what some campers and/or rats would have you believe, the wreck is the property of the person who owned the ship. Not the property of the person who just turned the ship into a wreck.
Regards,
Windjammer
Ok then here they all are for your reading enjoyment. The quotes are
1) Guy talking about popping the wrecks of suicide gankers in high sec. Subsequent posts from the poster show he 'thought it was obvious' you would get concorded (but he felt it was worth it) so he neglected to mention this in his post.
2) Guy querying whether concord would not destroy you if you followed poster 1s advice.
3) Me confirming CORRECTLY that indeed you will be concorded, and also point out you will take a sec hit.
4) Windjamm not reading my post properly, not reading the posts I was answering properly (even though i helpfully quoted it for him in my response) assuming much - but knowing little, and gogin right off on one.
Subsequent posts from windjamm attempted to bail himself out rather then offering the honourable apology. Final posts from windjamm totally gogin off topic in a slighlty cringeworthy attempt at comedy.
There you go, this side topic of the thread in a nutshell. A resounding vicotry for me.
SKUNK
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Mzr
Gallente
Session9
Rising Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.15 03:33:00 -
[192]
Yep no tractoring :(
"03:30:19 Notify The Small Tractor Beam I cannot engage a tractor beam on that object as it is not owned by you, a fellow fleet member or another member of a player corporation you belong to."
Works for fleet/corp members wrecks tho.
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imorax
Gallente
Cosmic Cimmerians
Elite Trade Group
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Posted - 2008.01.15 04:29:00 -
[193]
Le Skunk, I thought this thread was about a bunch of gate campers geting pwned by a noob, not about you.... oh hang on.
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Sara 7
Minmatar
The Black Ops
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Posted - 2008.01.15 04:48:00 -
[194]
OMG !! I just have to bump this - its absolutely classic!
What's even funnier is that this all happens in lowsec .. would love to see you boys come out to .0 for some camping as well
What would you like to fly today ? |
Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.15 04:55:00 -
[195]
Originally by: imorax
Le Skunk, I thought this thread was about a bunch of gate campers geting pwned by a noob, not about you.... oh hang on.
Am I the noob or the camper?
SKUNK
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.15 05:20:00 -
[196]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: imorax
Le Skunk, I thought this thread was about a bunch of gate campers geting pwned by a noob, not about you.... oh hang on.
Am I the noob or the camper?
SKUNK
With that kind of behavior, I'd vote for both
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Aedward
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Posted - 2008.01.15 05:25:00 -
[197]
This has been so amusing that I will be sharing it with FNA after work today. Beware the VelSwarm that shall descend forthwith!
We shall be in ur gatecampz steelin yur lewtz!
Bwa! Ha, ha, ha, ha, etc.
And just think of all the Tritanium we'll get out of it - ftw
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.15 05:57:00 -
[198]
Originally by: IDispatch
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: imorax
Le Skunk, I thought this thread was about a bunch of gate campers geting pwned by a noob, not about you.... oh hang on.
Am I the noob or the camper?
SKUNK
With that kind of behavior, I'd vote for both
Indeed.
Well nobodys been able to disprove any of my points despite repeated opportunitys, so I think we all accept i was correct.
As such, my presence in this thread is no longer neccesary.
I wish this thread many bummpings.
SKUNK
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HakanSherif
Minmatar
Invicta.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 11:59:00 -
[199]
Good job OP, and this coming from a pirate.
Est Sularus oth Mithas |
Laser Bob
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:06:00 -
[200]
Oh, those poor little campers!
Please IDispatch, stop being mean to them.
What will you do if they file another petition?
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Heckelgruber
Amarr
Quam Singulari
The Church.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:41:00 -
[201]
Heh, what could be lamer than lazy, whining pirates threatening to petition? Massive, elaborate water-feature of cascading fail.
If you're going mining with guns, at least pick up your jet-cans.
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Poreuomai
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:44:00 -
[202]
Epic thread.
Btw, IDispatch, cool name !
What are your alts, IUnknown (for undercover operations) or even IDiposable (for once-only operations) ?
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Laser Bob
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:57:00 -
[203]
Originally by: Poreuomai
Edited by: Poreuomai on 15/01/2008 12:46:46
Epic thread.
Btw, IDispatch, cool name !
What are your alts, IUnknown (for undercover operations) or even IDisposable (for once-only operations) ?
Oh, noes, your secret identity has been revealed, IDispatch is Bill Gates!
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Arkanjuca
Caldari
Tropa de Elite
The Church.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:57:00 -
[204]
Originally by: HakanSherif
Good job OP, and this coming from a pirate.
QFT
This is the way of thinking of an ebil piwate, you see oportunity where others see only disaster...
--
"Strike first, strike fast and strike hard..."
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.15 13:29:00 -
[205]
Originally by: Laser Bob
Originally by: Poreuomai
Edited by: Poreuomai on 15/01/2008 12:46:46
Epic thread.
Btw, IDispatch, cool name !
What are your alts, IUnknown (for undercover operations) or even IDisposable (for once-only operations) ?
Oh, noes, your secret identity has been revealed, IDispatch is Bill Gates!
Damn, my secret is no more
*goes back to his evil plans to dominate the software market* 
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PsyBoRG
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Posted - 2008.01.15 14:56:00 -
[206]
just read this (no not the whole bloody thread some ppl have lives) honestly that is full of win and if they cant even multitask enough to keep a velator away they deserve what they are getting also sounds like a nice cashcow for now hmmm have to keep that in mind if(more like when) i find some stupid enough peeps
...
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enerver
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Posted - 2008.01.15 15:18:00 -
[207]
Very nice work idispatch :)
I will do it too
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Kazacy
Caldari
Invicta.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 15:27:00 -
[208]
Originally by: ObiAliKonobi
Edited by: ObiAliKonobi on 14/01/2008 18:12:04
Edited by: ObiAliKonobi on 14/01/2008 18:11:31
I hate all you carebears and hope to kill your ships and pods someday. Face it, you hate United because we kill you carebears so much and so often.
We love killing you carebears. We get little Evegasms of joy everytime we pop you at the gate or probe you down in your mission.
You hate us. We understand that. However, we love that you hate us. We love killing everything and everyone in EvE (those 2 blues aside). Understand that United lives to kill YOU.
We don't play the game to manufacture, mine or mission. We play to kill. We play to make the other guy mash his keyboard and curse at his monitor.
So to IDI and the other fools who think they are heros, United will kill you just the same. Scoop your corpse just the same. And post your kill mail just the same.
LONG LIVE PIRACY! LONG LIVE THE KILLING OF NOOBS! LONG LIVE THOSE WHO PLAY THIS SPECIAL GAME TO KILL!
Hope to pop you,
Obialikonobi
Seems someone lost his nerves
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wu han
Gallente
The Water Margin.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 15:47:00 -
[209]
Originally by: ObiAliKonobi
So to IDI and the other fools who think they are heros, United will kill you just the same. Scoop your corpse just the same. And post your kill mail just the same.
Obialikonobi
Every United reply makes them look more and more stupid. Keep it up.
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Vodka Neat
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.01.15 17:03:00 -
[210]
Good news ID is safe! Here is a dev response to a similar thread about noob ships stealing loot... Linkage
Why are you still reading? Its over. Continue to the next post.
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Mahai Ano
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Posted - 2008.01.15 18:44:00 -
[211]
Just hilarious...
Originally by: Crimson Onyx
Хорошо, чтобы быть честным эта нить сосет так этот isnt в английском, это собирается быть lockedzz
Go down to the store, get some vodka and drink yourself to oblivion. That way you might not get even more humiliated by yourself. Apparently goes for all united members..
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Cruthensis
Gallente
Farmer Killers
United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2008.01.15 18:48:00 -
[212]
I see we reached critical mass here then
1. Buy Vexor 2. Fit for Gank 3. Suicide ISK farmer 4. Grind sec 5. see 1. |
Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar
Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.01.15 20:42:00 -
[213]
Edited by: Rhatar Khurin on 15/01/2008 20:42:46
Edited. nvm i see a similar post.
_
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imorax
Gallente
Cosmic Cimmerians
Elite Trade Group
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Posted - 2008.01.15 22:07:00 -
[214]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: imorax
Le Skunk, I thought this thread was about a bunch of gate campers geting pwned by a noob, not about you.... oh hang on.
Am I the noob or the camper?
SKUNK
Thread camper.
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Hrin
Minmatar
Merch Industrial
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.15 22:46:00 -
[215]
I usually stick to COAD, but this is a good thread. I applaud the efforts of this young scoundrel.
HI5
O/\O
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Stephannus Calimben
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.16 00:17:00 -
[216]
this thread is still alive? what the hell, why is this so epic that it deserves an EIGHT page thread about it?
______________
...mmm fire...
______________ |
Ivan Hablovi
Minmatar
Quam Singulari
The Church.
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Posted - 2008.01.16 03:16:00 -
[217]
Originally by: revilot
Edited by: revilot on 14/01/2008 05:03:25
Edited by: revilot on 14/01/2008 05:02:54
Originally by: Ivan Hablovi
Originally by: William DeMeo
Try blowing up a velator. Lock it, press f1-f8 and wait until it explodes. Now repeat that 100 times. It gets boring
Also this thread is turning into something quite amusing, nothing like getting smacked for failing to kill velators.
Ehm... I dont see this thread as Smack for failing to kill velators, I see this as a stupid pirate who got angry for losing a ship/loot due a loot thief, and goes all "I will petition you for harassing" Boohooo.
Dude, either you are stupid enough to NOT understand what people are smacking, or your trying HARD to derail, and salvage whats left of your "honor" or what ever you might call it, dignity or something.
Honor...in a video game...what a joke. The only people in Eve I'm personally concerned with are my corpmates. The rest of you can jump off a cliff (not literally of course). Maybe you feel the need to be chivalrous or something equally as silly, but I don't. I'm nice all day in real life, I play Eve to be ruthless and have fun. Maybe your real life isn't satisfying enough for you, I don't know
Most of you sound like whiney, bitter trolls that want so much to believe this guy is getting over on us, but the fact of the matter is he isn't the first loot thief to come along and he won't be the last. He's just the first one to make a post about it on the forums for the forum warriors here to get all riled up about. He's a minor annoyance at best, just like all the others before him. He got lucky a couple times, but has since failed to get anything of consequence. I'm terribly sorry to shatter your delusional fantasies, but the united will not crumble because some loot thief grabs a couple t2 mods from our wrecks
I'm convinced by some of the clueless responses in this thread that most of you read the forums more than you play the game. Carry on with your ridiculous banter now. I pay to actually play Eve, not live vicariously through someone else's stories on the forum. See you on the gate IDispatch
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Oh, sorry for giving you a wrong idea on my post.
My point was, your member threatening with petition is a fricking MORON.
Get it now?
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marie claude
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.01.16 03:40:00 -
[218]
free bump
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Zaethiel
Murder-Death-Kill
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Posted - 2008.01.16 06:00:00 -
[219]
As a pirate it is very annoying to have groupies chasingyou around to steal loot,but it those pirates cant protect their own loot then they are just nubs.
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.16 11:13:00 -
[220]
Originally by: Zaethiel
As a pirate it is very annoying to have groupies chasingyou around to steal loot,but it those pirates cant protect their own loot then they are just nubs.
I noticed that recently, they're employing a new tactic by fitting sensor boosters, but however, with the increasing numbers of people coming through to join me, It's getting considerably harder for them to stop us all from looting every time..
I looted two scan resolution scrips off one of their wrecks 1 hour ago, A Phobos was killed in action and I managed to snatch them along with some nice T2/named modules , too bad I can't salvage
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Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar
Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.01.16 11:29:00 -
[221]
Would fitting something like ECM bursts to a salvage ship give you long enough? lol
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.16 11:42:00 -
[222]
I had considered that, but.. ECM bursts could trigger aggression from gate guns.. and I'm not really sure If it'd really work 
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floater666
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Posted - 2008.01.16 12:14:00 -
[223]
Edited by: floater666 on 16/01/2008 12:25:25
Edited by: floater666 on 16/01/2008 12:24:06
Also the victims can help! If you are cought by some of these no skill gatecampers, try to shoot their dedicated loot collecting ships. This is the only way you can have a revenge.
I saw some of you smartbombed their wrecks as a revenge, but think about it: The best revenge is to make it profitable for loot collectors, so that swarms of noob toons find this activity atractiv -> Gattecampers will go to their mummies to cry.
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Johnny Gurkha
Villains
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Posted - 2008.01.16 13:19:00 -
[224]
Originally by: Zaethiel
As a pirate it is very annoying to have groupies chasingyou around to steal loot,but it those pirates cant protect their own loot then they are just nubs.
Pretty much sums it up, it doesn't take an Einstein to fit a frigate insta-popper
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Wind Ictiva
Delta Kappa Gamma
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Posted - 2008.01.16 13:28:00 -
[225]
Originally by: Crystal Blues
I'm there now and there is a gate camp. I say all noobs unite and fall upon them with noob frigs burning and have fun!!! Rawr!
you go first, we¦ll be right behind you!
Originally by: Admiral Love
Hmm creating a thread like this is perhaps a little like sitting naked with bleeding balls in a pool of piranhas. I Won't do it again - most of you guys are pretty nasty. |
Crae Matreki
Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.01.16 13:44:00 -
[226]
hehe. I like this thread, but using an (I'm assuming) untrained alt in a noob ship in order to bypass loss sounds a bit dodgy.
Originally by: Lt Angus
just shows he forgot to value his time into the equation,
Like sitting on a gatecamp is time well spent!
Originally by: William DeMeo
Try blowing up a velator. Lock it, press f1-f8 and wait until it explodes. Now repeat that 100 times. It gets boring
Isn't that what gatecamping is all about?
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Seifer Al'Masy
Caldari
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.01.16 15:09:00 -
[227]
Posting on an epic threat
(Pag. 9 is almost here)
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Khavid Kharver
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Posted - 2008.01.16 15:55:00 -
[228]
Edited by: Khavid Kharver on 16/01/2008 15:55:21
Originally by: Seifer Al'Masy
Posting on an epic threat
(Pag. 9 is almost here)
This is still a good laugh. IDispatch adapts and United just continues to whine!
And even MORE whines are now coming from others who have little skill put prey on those who are weaker.
Continue to sow confusion IDispatch!
Still short of page 9.
Well, we will get there soon.
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Vector Magician
Sicarri Covenant
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Posted - 2008.01.16 15:55:00 -
[229]
Originally by: Seifer Al'Masy
Posting on an epic threat
(Pag. 9 is almost here)
Are we there yet?...
How about now?
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Laser Bob
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Posted - 2008.01.16 15:56:00 -
[230]
Still not on page 9 I think
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Khavid Kharver
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Posted - 2008.01.16 15:57:00 -
[231]
Hey what happened to all the emoticon images?
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Khavid Kharver
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.01.16 16:09:00 -
[232]
Ah, so THAT is what that check box labeled display images does!
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Karentaki
Gallente
federation navy taskforce
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Posted - 2008.01.16 16:50:00 -
[233]
Wow 8 pages!!!
Surely this isn't THAT epic... oh wait... YES IT IS
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Rashmika Clavain
Gallente
Revelation Space
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Posted - 2008.01.16 17:15:00 -
[234]
wow I was wondeirng where the images went ^^ I love it, no more sig spam!
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Little Tigerlilly
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Posted - 2008.01.16 18:04:00 -
[235]
That is the most awesome thing I've ever heard. I want to go home right now and try this. What a friggin brilliant idea.
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Rells
Caldari
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2008.01.16 18:09:00 -
[236]
Creative. Imaginative. Well played.
Two thumbs up on this one.
Oh and pirates, stop crying already. Get a hankie and get over it. You cant manage to make it in 0.0 and are crying when some newbie ganks you. Priceless.
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Anami Nirankar
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Posted - 2008.01.16 19:18:00 -
[237]
Originally by: Rells
Oh and pirates, stop crying already. Get a hankie and get over it. You cant manage to make it in 0.0 and are crying when some newbie ganks you. Priceless.
It's the crying that made me head over to Rancer to join in (don't worry, IDispatch, I intend to let you get first dibs on the loot whenever you're around ). Those wannabes in the united are really funny when trying to defend their tiny egos. |
Tidas Andrommeda
Eudaemonia Enterprises
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.01.16 22:03:00 -
[238]
Hey!
How would you feel if I could wrangle up a good sized fleet of noobships to throw at their camp while you salvage loot? >: D
Originally by: cal nereus
I like it when ships outrun missiles. It adds flavor to my soup. And by soup I mean gaming experience. And by flavor I mean "haha, you use missiles!"
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Khavid Kharver
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.01.16 22:14:00 -
[239]
Originally by: Rells
Creative. Imaginative. Well played.
Two thumbs up on this one.
Oh and pirates, stop crying already. Get a hankie and get over it. You cant manage to make it in 0.0 and are crying when some newbie ganks you. Priceless.
But IDispatch is NOT ganking them. Its what makes their whine so pathetic. They are busy crying over someone taking some of the money they left on the table!
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ponieus
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.16 22:22:00 -
[240]
Originally by: Anami Nirankar
Originally by: Rells
Oh and pirates, stop crying already. Get a hankie and get over it. You cant manage to make it in 0.0 and are crying when some newbie ganks you. Priceless.
It's the crying that made me head over to Rancer to join in (don't worry, IDispatch, I intend to let you get first dibs on the loot whenever you're around ). Those wannabes in the united are really funny when trying to defend their tiny egos.
Just to let you know I have HUGE ego..
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jaybo34
Caldari
PVP SCHOOL
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Posted - 2008.01.17 00:00:00 -
[241]
Love the thread, I find it funny that pirates can complain about people stealing loot when they smash peoples dreams every day. To a pilot who has lots of isk or access to making lots it's is nothing , but to noobs who spent the last 2 weeks or more saving to buy a bs and decide to try their luck in low sec it can be devastating. Easily avoidable though use a scout alt. Then again anyone jumping into low sec or 0.0 without a scout ect is asking for trouble.
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Insomnium
Minmatar
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.17 01:30:00 -
[242]
Originally by: Anami Nirankar
Originally by: Rells
Oh and pirates, stop crying already. Get a hankie and get over it. You cant manage to make it in 0.0 and are crying when some newbie ganks you. Priceless.
It's the crying that made me head over to Rancer to join in (don't worry, IDispatch, I intend to let you get first dibs on the loot whenever you're around ). Those wannabes in the united are really funny when trying to defend their tiny egos.
i think what you're trying to say is that we have big egos. if they were tiny i seriously doubt we would have made it to the 9th page (OMG EPIC). small ego = not caring = no posts = nothing to flame. YOU JUST KILLED THE THREAD.
your insult is fail.
hahahaha i are an idiot.
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.17 07:12:00 -
[243]
posting in page 9.....WOOT
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
[BEES] |
Belial Tempter
Amarr
Twisted Inc.
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Posted - 2008.01.17 08:33:00 -
[244]
Originally by: Rells
Creative. Imaginative. Well played.
Two thumbs up on this one.
Oh and pirates, stop crying already. Get a hankie and get over it. You cant manage to make it in 0.0 and are crying when some newbie ganks you. Priceless.
What is it with assuming if someone's a Pirate in lowsec, they can't handle 0.0? In lowsec, those of us who are outlaw can be attacked on any gate in lowsec, without gateguns helping us...and we are not offered the same protection should anyone open up on us
So explain how life would be harder for us in 0.0...
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Ludi Tomina
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Posted - 2008.01.17 09:52:00 -
[245]
Hihi, keep it up ID, its very amusing to see how 'big bad killers' threathen with petitions and like, and try to sound cool at forums but only thing that they acomplish is the complete oposite.
A real pirate would remain silent and let the guns do the talking(not that I am one)!
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o0TuNa0o
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Posted - 2008.01.17 11:46:00 -
[246]
10/10 to the OP ;)
1/10 to the rancer guys trying to defend themselves. Give up...
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Ari Chu
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.01.17 11:50:00 -
[247]
This is exactly the type of activity which 1 month old toons should be doing. All they need is one good escape and they just made more loot than they would from an entire day of doing missions.
EVE University, got this training bit worked into your schedule yet? If not then why not?
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Seifer Al'Masy
Caldari
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.01.17 12:19:00 -
[248]
"Stealing loot from piwats - class"
eheheh
anyways, posting on PAG.9 !!
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Blazing Fire
Interstellar Operations Incorporated
Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.01.17 13:36:00 -
[249]
I might to hire you to mess with other gatecamps too
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ponieus
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.17 14:24:00 -
[250]
Originally by: Belial Tempter
Edited by: Belial Tempter on 17/01/2008 08:36:51
Originally by: Rells
Creative. Imaginative. Well played.
Two thumbs up on this one.
Oh and pirates, stop crying already. Get a hankie and get over it. You cant manage to make it in 0.0 and are crying when some newbie ganks you. Priceless.
What is it with assuming if someone's a Pirate in lowsec, they can't handle 0.0? In lowsec, those of us who are outlaw can be attacked on any gate in lowsec, without gateguns helping us...the same does not apply if we attack first..if we camp, we have to take gunfire into account. Even remote repping each other triggers global criminal.
So explain how life would be harder for us in 0.0...
hehehe thats funny. I spent alot of years in 0.0 and well its alot easier to live out there than it is to live anywhere else.. So his point is kinda moot.
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Inara Serrai
Chocolate Bunnies of the Known Verse
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Posted - 2008.01.17 14:40:00 -
[251]
Edited by: Inara Serrai on 17/01/2008 14:40:26
As the current CEO of Chocolate Bunnies, I would like to invite you to join our corp - this is exactly the kind of stuff we like best.
;-)
Inara
Chocolate Bunnies of the Known Verse
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Dark Sister
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Posted - 2008.01.17 18:38:00 -
[252]
I tried Doing some Gate camper looting last night in PF-346 and it was very educational and fun!
I tried going to Rancer first but the pirates were not biting. I setup bookmarks all over but after sometime I looked on the map for more active areas and found PF-346. A 0.0 system right next to Orovolle.
After setting up my clone in orovolle I jumped into PF-346 and found myself in a Warp bubble. There was a pirate in an interceptor that has setup a heavy warp bubble inside the gate itself which apparently is able to cover the entire area that players jump into. the Bubble covered 19200. I tried to warp and that didn't work so I gave my ship orders to fly to the edge of the bubble, the interceptor locked my amarr starter ship and blew me to bits.
I tried this several times and learned that Bubbles are really annoying. I eventually got away and tried to warp back to the gate at 100km but apparently the bubble makes you drop at the gate at 20km which is odd because if you warp to zero you get right through it...
I managed to steal a Damage Control II module and an Alpha hull mod cargo expander. The pirate left suddenly at one point and this was the loot that was left behind so maybe steal isn't the right word... I'm anxious to try again but doing this in a starter ship is really annoying. I'm interested in using a smaller faster ship and slapping a mwd on it so I can escape the bubble when I come in. Now that I have at least one bookmark that can drop me outside the bubbles area of effect (150km I'm told) I should be able to sneak in with more success.
I'm a bit curious why the pirate kept killing me to be honest. After the 4th or 5th time in a starter ship it was obvious I wasn't carrying anything good but he kept locking and attacking, even my pod. Seems like a waste of ammo but I guess letting me in would mean he'd have to watch out for his cans.
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Chen Chura
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Posted - 2008.01.17 21:06:00 -
[253]
Originally by: ponieus
Quote:
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hehehe thats funny. I spent alot of years in 0.0 and well its alot easier to live out there than it is to live anywhere else.. So his point is kinda moot.
hehehe it is good to see the united still bump this even on the 9th page.
I imagin if even half the people who said they would go and camp their loot did that their gate camps have kinda dried up.
kinda reminds me of meta gaming such as suiciding a newb ship on a high sec gate where a suicide squad is planning a suicide gank, just to get concord there before you get there.
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Kensaru Kentabi
Minmatar
Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2008.01.17 21:55:00 -
[254]
Originally by: Insomnium
hahahaha i are an idiot.
Amazing. This thread is beyond epic.
o7 ID, you are full of win.
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Selene Dukat
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Posted - 2008.01.18 01:17:00 -
[255]
Pure brilliance!
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.18 01:41:00 -
[256]
Originally by: Dark Sister
I tried Doing some Gate camper looting last night in PF-346 and it was very educational and
fun!...
I'm a bit curious why the pirate kept killing me to be honest. After the 4th or 5th time in a starter ship it was obvious I wasn't carrying anything good but he kept locking and attacking, even my pod. Seems like a waste of ammo but I guess letting me in would mean he'd have to watch out for his cans.
Hmm work it out?
Many of the more honourable pirate corps would let obvious noob characters past camps, and I myself have given noobs breaks in the past.
But now, due to the dreaded noob loot thiefs activties in rancer, all noobs must be popped and podded. One simply cannot take the chance they are up to no good.
I hope all you obvious 3 year old carebear players, who are pretending to be ickle wickle noobs in noob ships are THOUROUGHLY ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
SKUNK
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Arctur Ceti
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Posted - 2008.01.18 02:31:00 -
[257]
did you all hear that? pirates are no longer giving us any breaks!!! they will no longer be providing us with complimentary vaseline. you should all, ALL be ashamed of yourselves
the rat tears in this thread are astounding
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.18 02:46:00 -
[258]
Originally by: Blazing Fire
I might to hire you to mess with other gatecamps too
Sure, Contact me in-game, looking for a change of scenery already, as "the united" don't camp much while I'm around anymore
Originally by: Inara Serrai
As the current CEO of Chocolate Bunnies, I would like to invite you to join our corp - this is exactly the kind of stuff we like best.
Thank you, I really like the idea of your corp, But I'm currently attached to FNA, I have lots of friends here..
Originally by: Le Skunk
Many of the more honourable pirate corps would let obvious noob characters past camps, and I myself have given noobs breaks in the past.
But now, due to the dreaded noob loot thiefs activties in rancer, all noobs must be popped and podded. One simply cannot take the chance they are up to no good.
I hope all you obvious 3 year old carebear players, who are pretending to be ickle wickle noobs in noob ships to steal loot are THOUROUGHLY ASHAMED OF YOURSELF being directly responsible for the squashing.
SKUNK
Quote:
# S: (adj) honest, honorable (not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent) "honest lawyers"; "honest reporting"
# S: (adj) honest (without dissimulation; frank) "my honest opinion"
# S: (adj) dependable, honest, reliable, true (worthy of being depended on) "a dependable worker"; "an honest working stiff"; "a reliable source of information"; "he was true to his word"; "I would be true for there are those who trust me"
# S: (adj) honest (without pretensions) "worked at an honest trade"; "good honest food"
# S: (adj) honest (marked by truth) "gave honest answers"; "honest reporting"
# S: (adj) good, honest (not forged) "a good dollar bill"
# S: (adj) honest, fair (gained or earned without cheating or stealing) "an honest wage"; "an fair penny"
I don't see your point here, if "honest" pirates actually existed, and weren't fictional nor a play on words, I would've passed through rancer with no problems at all, at least with my subsequent jumps in velators, as it was very obvious that I had nothing worth the ammo anyways.
I think the ones that "honest" pirates should be blaming for this situation are "dishonest" pirates then.
Being a newbie to something is NOT a reason to stand down and submit to a more powerful opponent, I was a newbie back then (and probably still one), but my losses provided me with a reason to fight back, although I couldn't do it with guns, I made use of what little I had to show them that I can DO SOMETHING about it.
Remeber, I never acted, I simply reacted.
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.18 03:07:00 -
[259]
Edited by: Le Skunk on 18/01/2008 03:21:00
Originally by: IDispatch
I don't see your point here, if "honest" pirates actually existed, and weren't fictional nor a play on words, I would've passed through rancer with no problems at all, at least with my subsequent jumps in velators, as it was very obvious that I had nothing worth the ammo anyways.
Well if people didnt abuse noob status, be it to spy, scout, or indeed snatch cap 800 charges from wrecks, then most would let you past tbh.
CCP give you a free noobship when you die to help people out of the hole. They are useless as a ship, but if you REALLY run out of isk and die, you can take the time to mine with your civilian miner to get yourself back on the path again. ITs a gift from cpp which it appears you are abusing.
Some noob came thorugh low sec only the other day on autopilot. So i blew him up, warned him about autoplioting though lowsec, then accidentally podded him.
So i sent him 2 mill isk to cover his losses, as I dont particulaly like bothering noobs. But they choose to come into lowsec, and so should be prepated to face the consequences.
Did you not think , hmm this might be dangerous, when a huge pop up warning from CCP came up when you jumped into lowsec. You know the one, the warning that says "it is EXTREMELY dangerous in low sec and concord will not protect you".
You seem to like quoting from dictionarys, perhaps you should go look up the meaning of the words EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, and then think whos fault it was you lost your ship.
SKUNK
EDIT - As a side note , how did you lose your sec status. I have a funny felling you may be pulling the wool over our eyes... (united alt perhaps?)
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.18 03:08:00 -
[260]
Originally by: Arctur Ceti
Edited by: Arctur Ceti on 18/01/2008 02:36:27
did you all hear that? pirates are no longer giving us any breaks!!! they will no longer be passing out complimentary vaseline. you should all, ALL be ashamed of yourselves
the rat tears in this thread are astounding
Im not a pirate, im a low sec liberator
SKUNK
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.18 03:30:00 -
[261]
Edited by: Arekhon on 18/01/2008 03:30:20
page 10 snipa...
edit: premature ej...er post.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.18 03:36:00 -
[262]
Edited by: Le Skunk on 18/01/2008 03:36:13
Originally by: Arekhon
Edited by: Arekhon on 18/01/2008 03:30:20
page 10 snipa...
edit: premature ej...er post.
Ok now your top of page 10
SKUNK
Or maybee not
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.18 03:50:00 -
[263]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Some noob came thorugh low sec only the other day on autopilot. So i blew him up, warned him about autoplioting though lowsec, then accidentally podded him.
So i sent him 2 mill isk to cover his losses, as I dont particulaly like bothering noobs. But they choose to come into lowsec, and so should be prepated to face the consequences.
I respect you for this, but then again you say:
Originally by: Le Skunk
Did you not think , hmm this might be dangerous, when a huge pop up warning from CCP came up when you jumped into lowsec. You know the one, the warning that says "it is EXTREMELY dangerous in low sec and concord will not protect you".
You seem to like quoting from dictionarys, perhaps you should go look up the meaning of the words EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, and then think whos fault it was you lost your ship.
SKUNK
You're not not getting the point here, whether or not CONCORD would protect me, I had to go through, as it was the only alternative to going over 37 jumps or so just to work my way around that route..
Originally by: Le Skunk
EDIT -
Quote:
Remeber, I never acted, I simply reacted.
Its arguable that indeed, the rancer pirates reacted to you attempting to profit through passing through their controlled low sec.
I was simply passing through to apply for a corporation at their (somewhat distant) office..
Originally by: Le Skunk
As a side note , how did you lose your sec status. I have a funny felling you may be pulling the wool over our eyes... (united alt perhaps?)
As I told many people who asked me in-game, and as I implied in the first post, I lost my security status due to the fact that I destroy their cans, and I had some fun dueling with people that come here to play.. , unfortunately, I haven't found a way to bring it back up again yet..
and your accusation of me being a united alt is just... , well, at least I LOL'd..
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Jei'son Bladesmith
The Storm Knights
The Cool Kids Club
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Posted - 2008.01.18 05:30:00 -
[264]
Edited by: Jei''son Bladesmith on 18/01/2008 05:30:41
Originally by: Le Skunk
As a side note , how did you lose your sec status. I have a funny felling you may be pulling the wool over our eyes... (united alt perhaps?)
wow. thats just.....wow.
so the new United face-saving tactic is to claim that ID's actually one of you?
Wow.
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.18 06:44:00 -
[265]
Originally by: IDispatch
1)
You're not not getting the point here, whether or not CONCORD would protect me, I had to go through, as it was the only alternative to going over 37 jumps or so just to work my way around that route..
I was simply passing through to apply for a corporation at their (somewhat distant) office..
2)
As I told many people who asked me in-game, and as I implied in the first post, I lost my security status due to the fact that I destroy their cans, and I had some fun dueling with people that come here to play.. , unfortunately, I haven't found a way to bring it back up again yet..
So you went into lowsec, ignored a huge pop up warning specifically aimed at you (utterly unforgivable) , trapesed across one of the most notorius systems in eve (forgivable for a noob), ignored the maps kills stastistic (forgivable maybee for a noob) because you couldnt be bothered to go the long route around
Would have taken you 35 mins tops. Or you could have set the AP though high sec and gone to watch tv, or see the kids, or make the dinner, or gone to the shop, or perused the forums. Autpilot would have taken you an hour or so, and require no input from you.
So basicaly, when we get down to it the main causes of your loss
laziness (not having the patience to spend 35 mins traveling)
foolhardiness (ignoring the warning CCP encoded specifically aimed at you warning you of the dangers)
The ignorance associated with being a noob is of course forgivable - eve is a complex game, but the above are not.
Whilst I applaud your efforts to get revenge, you share a similar attidude to many carebears, lots of whom are sqwarking in this thread. An inability to accept any responsibility for your obvioulsy dangerous actions
Instead you thoguht you knew better, and met some of the rich color of eve. Carebears in lowsec are there to profit, whether it is in saving a few jumps round the safe route, or to try to get mods in to sell for higher profit, or to fuel a moon mining pos, to to kill the better rats.
You took a shortcut though the bad part of town for profit. You aint the first and you wont be the last.. thats why CCP encoded a shortcut low sec area there.
SKUNK
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.18 07:51:00 -
[266]
Alright, Let's go over this again, Le Skunk style.
I never claimed that it was wise to go through there, what made me decide to go through rancer is that, as strange as this might seem, Crielere, the 0.4 system right before it was very quiet and relatively peaceful.
I had no idea about map statistics, nor any methods of identifying camped systems at the time.
As I learned, in EVE, the higher the risk, the better the rewards, I took the risk, hoping to make my trip shorter, this might seems quiet gullible, but I considered it a reward worth the risk, and with Crielere being that quiet, It encouraged me to go through.
I never whined about my loss, I lived up to my choice.
I don't appreciate being stereo-typed , I don't really know what you mean by me sharing a trait with "carebears".
If "carebears" go to lowsec for profit, doesn't that also mean that pirates share that very same trait with them? because if they camp the gates for profit, they belong to that category too..
I guess if that's the definition of a "carebear", that means that everybody playing EVE is one, in your own terms.
SKUNK... err.. IDispatch
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.18 08:08:00 -
[267]
Originally by: IDispatch
Alright, Let's go over this again, Le Skunk style.
SKUNK... err.. IDispatch
PAGE 10 YAY, though I'm not 1st
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.18 08:44:00 -
[268]
Edited by: Le Skunk on 18/01/2008 09:04:22
Originally by: IDispatch
Alright, Let's go over this again, Le Skunk style....
STARTING TO LOSE IT POST
Forgive me for using various methods of making my posts more readable and easy to pick out the main points without have to read through what is sneered at on the forums as a wall of text. Its just a way of posting, like your overuse of smilies. (BTW use less smilies next time for the true skunk posting experienced)
I noticed that this is the first time you have appeared rattled in your posts, your smug attitude has disapeared, it appears perhaps you sense the truth in what i say.
Quote:
I never claimed that it was wise to go through there, what made me decide to go through rancer is that, as strange as this might seem, Crielere, the 0.4 system right before it was very quiet and relatively peaceful.
So now you have dropped your original point that you "HAD" to go through rancer.
Originally by: IDispatch
I had to go through, as it was the only alternative to going over 37 jumps or so just to work my way around that route..
Now it changes to you willingly , foolhardily, and lazily risked going through rancer DESPITE the huge explicit pop up warning, and DESPITE full knowledge of the other options avaible to you because "the system before looked RELATIVLEY peacefull".
You didnt know this when you blindly jumped in now did you. The system you died in means nothing. You still purposefully entered low sec despite all the reasons not to.
Your seconds point about the map I have already covered, as I said it was forgivable to not know about the map as a noob, but not forgivable to ignore the warning (which you make no reference to as you know fine and well you blindly clicked OK and therefore were to blame for your own loss, not the pirates).
With reference to being stereo typed as a carebear. If you read my lost post I said you "you share a similar attidude to many carebears" which I stand by.
Quote:
If "carebears" go to lowsec for profit, doesn't that also mean that pirates share that very same trait with them? because if they camp the gates for profit, they belong to that category too..
So you fully admit you were in low sec hoping to profit, in your case time saved in traveling. And yes, that was kind of my point that carebears and pirates in low sec are both in pursuit of profit. The difference being, Pirates dont generally whine, and gnash their teeth when they lose a ship. Or threaten to leave eve. Or come back with utterly petty tactics using noob ships and highly suspicious 'noob' alts. They take it on the chin as part of the game.
(im sorry if that kind of blew the killer point of your post out of the water)
Finaly, as I said to the last guy in this post who cared to attempt to combat my forum prowess (before he misteriously stopped posting)
Originally by: Le Skunk
So you ignore all my indisputable, and clearly laid out points proving why you were wrong.
This leaves you with the standard two forum options
1)Criticise the spelling of the person who has defeated you.
2)Write a hilarious 'comedy' post, impressing the reading public with your rapier like wit.
You chose number 2.
I chose victory.
I should have added number 3) Mimic and criticise mockingly the puncntuation and or posting style of the persion who defeated you.
I chose victory..... again.
SKUNK
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Justin TimberIake
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Posted - 2008.01.18 09:15:00 -
[269]
Edited by: Justin TimberIake on 18/01/2008 09:19:06
You know what the funny thing about this is. IDispatch, AKA Ginger Magician (is this true?), tried to petition me for doing this exact same thing to him months ago.
Back on topic thou, its a great way to make isk if you are a very new character, or to just do with a low skilled alt while you are doing something else with a main as it doesn't require much effort at all. If your newb set your main to train useful skills then make an alternate account for this kinda salvage work, paying for clones will cut into your profits. Minmatar characters are best, and if you autopilot from minmatar space to jita, you will pass through rancer, how handy is that! Make sure you find the system a few jumps before and install your clone there first, incase you get podded on the way, its no fun flying 15 jumps again.
Few things to do to increase survivability:
- make a bookmark straight out from the stations undock as far as you can away from the station, offgrid is best. when you undock warp straight to this point, then straight to another safe, in low-sec space, this makes it impossible for the pirates to camp you into the station when you die.
- get a friend, if you have 2 people running one account each then you make it twice as hard for the pirates, or for bonus points have 2 people running 2 accounts each or whatever, either way, the more little ships you have flying around the better chance you have of getting away.
- make lots and lots of bookmarks, when i did it, i made bookmarks on the opposite sides of the gate, so i warped from bookmark 1 to wreck, then as i was already aligned i can warp straight to another bookmark. also its worth experimenting with your warp to distance, you can manaually change it to any distance from the overview i believe, and its actually probably better to land 1km behind the wreck so that you have to fly forwards towards the wreck staying aligned. if you warp to 0 you often have to turn to get to the wreck spoiling your alignment.
- warp to the wreck, spam approach like crazy open wreck as you get into range, then as soon as you open wreck spam warp away, and while you are aligning, click in the wreck, ctrl+a, drag to cargo, and hit enter (sometimes theres too much loot, that message saying no space is silly). also the game remembers what size you make windows, so find a wreck open it, and make the window big, so you can easily see the nice loots. As you get better at loot stealing and identifying the expensive stuff, use shift click and other tricks to quickly highlight and steal the good loot.
-oh and lastly, be polite, leave a little for those united kids, you need to pay them for the ammo they use, otherwise they might stop working for you.
but yeah, have fun, its basically gatecamping, but these united guys do all the hard work for you. and tbh, if you are a new character to the game, appart from scamming this is probably the best way to build some startup isk in your first few weeks ingame. If you get a few okay t2 modules, then you are well on your way to your first cruiser.
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.18 09:43:00 -
[270]
*Ignores Le Skunk's attempts to declare himself the champion of the fools' hill, and turns his attention to more constructive conversations*
Originally by: Justin TimberIake
Edited by: Justin TimberIake on 18/01/2008 09:19:06
You know what the funny thing about this is. IDispatch, AKA Ginger Magician (is this true?), tried to petition me for doing this exact same thing to him months ago.
I have no idea who came up with the idea that I'm that guy's alt.. but I hear this a lot lately, and I'm curious to ask, who is this guy? my google skills failed to answer this question..
Quote:
Few things to do to increase survivability:
- make a bookmark straight out from the stations undock as far as you can away from the station, offgrid is best. when you undock warp straight to this point, then straight to another safe, in low-sec space, this makes it impossible for the pirates to camp you into the station when you die.
- get a friend, if you have 2 people running one account each then you make it twice as hard for the pirates, or for bonus points have 2 people running 2 accounts each or whatever, either way, the more little ships you have flying around the better chance you have of getting away.
- make lots and lots of bookmarks, when i did it, i made bookmarks on the opposite sides of the gate, so i warped from bookmark 1 to wreck, then as i was already aligned i can warp straight to another bookmark. also its worth experimenting with your warp to distance, you can manaually change it to any distance from the overview i believe, and its actually probably better to land 1km behind the wreck so that you have to fly forwards towards the wreck staying aligned. if you warp to 0 you often have to turn to get to the wreck spoiling your alignment.
- warp to the wreck, spam approach like crazy open wreck as you get into range, then as soon as you open wreck spam warp away, and while you are aligning, click in the wreck, ctrl+a, drag to cargo, and hit enter (sometimes theres too much loot, that message saying no space is silly). also the game remembers what size you make windows, so find a wreck open it, and make the window big, so you can easily see the nice loots. As you get better at loot stealing and identifying the expensive stuff, use shift click and other tricks to quickly highlight and steal the good loot.
-oh and lastly, be polite, leave a little for those united kids, you need to pay them for the ammo they use, otherwise they might stop working for you.
this is exactly what I've been doing.. except for the alignment trick, thanks for the advice, it should prove useful once I put it to use
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Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar
Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.01.18 10:47:00 -
[271]
Ginger Magician appears to be an unusually hated cheap pirate type.
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.18 13:04:00 -
[272]
Edited by: Le Skunk on 18/01/2008 13:10:19
Originally by: IDispatch
*Ignores Le Skunk's attempts to declare himself the champion of the fools' hill, and turns his attention to more constructive conversations*
Figures. The Noobchampions thread turns from carebear cheering ego boosting boastathon to a massive fail. You sir, have been pwned now twice in your eve career, one in rancer and once on the forums.
For reference, print this out and stick it on a big poster on your wall, it will help you in your career
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The destination system is 0.4 security status. This is extremely dangerous and Concord police can not guarantee your safety there. Do you want to proceed?
NO!
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SKUNK
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.18 13:22:00 -
[273]
Just a question, doesn't the "Low Sec Warning" apply to everyone? I mean if Noobs/Carebears/Whatever go through shouldn't the same apply to Pirates? So if a Pirate has a gatecamp and they are blowing up whomever comes through why should the same thing not extend to Pirates if someone uses a tactic on them that they are not prepared for?
Seems to me all's fair!
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
Only way to be sure! |
Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.18 13:41:00 -
[274]
Originally by: Hooch Flux
Just a question, doesn't the "Low Sec Warning" apply to everyone? I mean if Noobs/Carebears/Whatever go through shouldn't the same apply to Pirates? So if a Pirate has a gatecamp and they are blowing up whomever comes through why should the same thing not extend to Pirates if someone uses a tactic on them that they are not prepared for?
Seems to me all's fair!
Well yes. If a pirate jumps into high sec there is no CCP warning, and the pirate is destroyed (or has a slow tank back to lowsec).
So yes, you are correct, CCPS warning treatment of outlaw characters is substandard compare to the 'carebare' who get a warning
SKUNK
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.18 13:44:00 -
[275]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Hooch Flux
Just a question, doesn't the "Low Sec Warning" apply to everyone? I mean if Noobs/Carebears/Whatever go through shouldn't the same apply to Pirates? So if a Pirate has a gatecamp and they are blowing up whomever comes through why should the same thing not extend to Pirates if someone uses a tactic on them that they are not prepared for?
Seems to me all's fair!
Well yes. If a pirate jumps into high sec there is no CCP warning, and the pirate is destroyed (or has a slow tank back to lowsec).
So yes, you are correct, CCPS warning treatment of outlaw characters is substandard compare to the 'carebare' who get a warning
SKUNK
No Mate, I mean when you jumped into Low Sec didn't you get the same warning that me or anybody else did? Going into High Sec is a different matter, the reason people with low security ratings are not allowed into High Sec is because they are criminals, they earned that through their own actions.
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
Only way to be sure! |
Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.01.18 13:50:00 -
[276]
Originally by: Hooch Flux
No Mate, I mean when you jumped into Low Sec didn't you get the same warning that me or anybody else did? Going into High Sec is a different matter, the reason people with low security ratings are not allowed into High Sec is because they are criminals, they earned that through their own actions.
Well, yes I got one many moons ago. I remember getting pwned in a belt rattin. I dont remember groaning and cryin about it.
SKUNK
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.18 13:56:00 -
[277]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Hooch Flux
No Mate, I mean when you jumped into Low Sec didn't you get the same warning that me or anybody else did? Going into High Sec is a different matter, the reason people with low security ratings are not allowed into High Sec is because they are criminals, they earned that through their own actions.
Well, yes I got one many moons ago. I remember getting pwned in a belt rattin. I dont remember groaning and cryin about it.
SKUNK
Sry, didn't seem to me that the OP was crying about it, he seemed to be doing something about it. Some people may not agree with what he is doing but until a GM comes out and says he is exploiting there is nothing really to argue about.
What I am really saying here is nodody, Carebears, Pirates, whatever have nothing to really say about someone else's tactics when they are in Low Sec, I think it is meant to be nearly Lawless so his tactic seems valid until a GM comes out and says otherwise.
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
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Val Vympel
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Posted - 2008.01.18 14:02:00 -
[278]
Originally by: Hooch Flux
Just a question, doesn't the "Low Sec Warning" apply to everyone? I mean if Noobs/Carebears/Whatever go through shouldn't the same apply to Pirates? So if a Pirate has a gatecamp and they are blowing up whomever comes through why should the same thing not extend to Pirates if someone uses a tactic on them that they are not prepared for?
Seems to me all's fair!
Oh! heavens no.. pirates OWN low-sec,don't they teach you that in the tutorial You see,it is their turf..CCP made it for them. Noobs,carebears etc. can only go there if invited(trap)or on the pirates terms.ANY deviation of behavior that denies a pirate 100% of the advantage due him(Remember CCP made low-sec for them) cannot be tolerated.
So when something goes down in low sec that violates the 100% advantage rule...the ranting begins.
Pirates: Waa It is our treehouse no carebears allowed."sniff"
Disclaimer: Concerning the above comments,many but far from all pirates have this mentality.
And to answer your question.... Yes! the low sec warning applies to everyone.(Except in the minds of those who believe they OWN the treehouse)
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.18 14:11:00 -
[279]
Does this "Our Tree house" attitude extend from not being allowed in High Sec with a bad sec rating, because that wouldn't make any sense! The reason their character has a low sec rating is because they commited an act that lowered it, so unless someone held a gun to their head and said you will blow Bob, Sally, whomever up they don't really have a leg to stand on!?
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
Only way to be sure! |
Val Vympel
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Posted - 2008.01.18 14:36:00 -
[280]
Edited by: Val Vympel on 18/01/2008 14:37:16
Originally by: Hooch Flux
Does this "Our Tree house" attitude extend from not being allowed in High Sec with a bad sec rating, because that wouldn't make any sense! The reason their character has a low sec rating is because they commited an act that lowered it, so unless someone held a gun to their head and said you will blow Bob, Sally, whomever up they don't really have a leg to stand on!?
Yes..exactly.
Many pirates forget that they are criminals. Many pirates also believe that because the game mechanics allow or support their "exploits" that they are the moral equivalents of their victims.
On one hand they want to ruthlessly control "their" territory. On the other hand they want to complain that they have nothing to shoot at. Can't have your cake and eat it too.
The "treehouse" is a barren hellhole of their own making.
Oh!...and it is all the fault of the carebears,I guess we just force them to pull the trigger
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Aoki Shinya
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Posted - 2008.01.18 14:45:00 -
[281]
OP is one of the most incredibly ******** individuals I have ever met. Seriously, this is how you choose to play EVE? "Can I actually make a living off this?" LOL you would be better off mining in high sec with a burst dude.
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.18 14:50:00 -
[282]
Edited by: Hooch Flux on 18/01/2008 14:55:37
Originally by: Aoki Shinya
OP is one of the most incredibly ******** individuals I have ever met. Seriously, this is how you choose to play EVE? "Can I actually make a living off this?" LOL you would be better off mining in high sec with a burst dude.
I don't think it was the OP's intention to make a living out of this although he does seem to get a good drop every now and then, I think the intention was to annoy the Gatecampers, and he seems to be succeeding.
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
Only way to be sure! |
Khavid Kharver
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.01.18 17:31:00 -
[283]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Hooch Flux
No Mate, I mean when you jumped into Low Sec didn't you get the same warning that me or anybody else did? Going into High Sec is a different matter, the reason people with low security ratings are not allowed into High Sec is because they are criminals, they earned that through their own actions.
Well, yes I got one many moons ago. I remember getting pwned in a belt rattin. I dont remember groaning and cryin about it.
SKUNK
But IDispatch is NOT groaning and cryin about it! His position is that in his initial run across Rancer, he gambled and he LOST. Then RATHER than fruitlessly *****ing about it, he decided to DO something about it.
Its the United folks (and other gate camper types) who are doing the groaning and cryin, which is why we are now on page 10 of this thread.
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Khavid Kharver
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.01.18 17:35:00 -
[284]
Originally by: Hooch Flux
Edited by: Hooch Flux on 18/01/2008 14:55:37
Originally by: Aoki Shinya
OP is one of the most incredibly ******** individuals I have ever met. Seriously, this is how you choose to play EVE? "Can I actually make a living off this?" LOL you would be better off mining in high sec with a burst dude.
I don't think it was the OP's intention to make a living out of this although he does seem to get a good drop every now and then, I think the intention was to annoy the Gatecampers, and he seems to be succeeding.
From what IDispatch has said, his orginal intent was to annoy those who had popped his ship. Then he found that not only was it quite fun, but profitable too. From one of his last posts, it does seem that the campers shut down their ops whenever he comes around, so it looks like his success has removed this as a reliable source of income for him (in Rancer anyway).
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Dark Sister
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Posted - 2008.01.18 19:08:00 -
[285]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Hmm work it out?
Many of the more honourable pirate corps would let obvious noob characters past camps, and I myself have given noobs breaks in the past.
But now, due to the dreaded noob loot thiefs activties in rancer, all noobs must be popped and podded. One simply cannot take the chance they are up to no good.
I hope all you obvious 3 year old carebear players, who are pretending to be ickle wickle noobs in noob ships to steal loot are THOUROUGHLY ASHAMED OF YOURSELF being directly responsible for the squashing.
SKUNK
I went out again last night for a bit and picked up a few nice things. A 1600MM Tungsten plate, bunch of Ogre II drones, bunch of tech 2 misc stuff, Neutron cannon was the most valuable. I think in total once everything sells I made about 10 million isk so far.
The pirates seem uninterested in the stuff I find, in many cases it's just left out there and I'm picking up the stuff when they leave. This has been incredibly educational regarding combat in eve. I'd encourage new players to try this because learning how gate camps work and how quickly someone can lock you is important. This is all in an amarr starter ship. Best time i've found to race in and steal is during combat. A group of ships will jump in and if you're lucky you'll be at 150km + while they fight, when a big one dies if you are lucky he'll be close to the gate, you can fly in pick up the stuff and jump out.
And bubbles apparently run out of juice from time to time because last night the bubble was down a few times and that allowed me to warp away before they could lock me and kill.
Also if you want to break up a gate camp best way I can see is to get a sniper sitting at 150+ km and light up the cargo containers. The tactic involves using a ton of power and if you pop their cans they become much easier to get rid of.
This is a great way to get into the game in my opinion. Will teach new players a lot about pvp combat and will get them some expensive stuff right away to sell.
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Adelorae24
Caldari
Black Podding
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Posted - 2008.01.18 20:28:00 -
[286]
I have to say that this concept never popped into my head. I was always of the mind that avoiding ship loss was the prudent course of action when I started playing. I plan to take one of my noob alts to the nearest gatecamp and have some fun now.
Alien (1979): "Before we dock, I think we ought to discuss the bonus situation." |
Lewton Larry
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Posted - 2008.01.18 21:35:00 -
[287]
I can't wait to start my new career! If enough ppl start making this a profession, maybe low sec may become a little bit more usable again. Maybe 
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Aoki Shinya
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Posted - 2008.01.18 22:47:00 -
[288]
Originally by: Khavid Kharver
Originally by: Hooch Flux
Edited by: Hooch Flux on 18/01/2008 14:55:37
Originally by: Aoki Shinya
OP is one of the most incredibly ******** individuals I have ever met. Seriously, this is how you choose to play EVE? "Can I actually make a living off this?" LOL you would be better off mining in high sec with a burst dude.
I don't think it was the OP's intention to make a living out of this although he does seem to get a good drop every now and then, I think the intention was to annoy the Gatecampers, and he seems to be succeeding.
From what IDispatch has said, his orginal intent was to annoy those who had popped his ship. Then he found that not only was it quite fun, but profitable too. From one of his last posts, it does seem that the campers shut down their ops whenever he comes around, so it looks like his success has removed this as a reliable source of income for him (in Rancer anyway).
His entire purpose is to ANNOY THEM? OH HE IS SO NOBLE AND COOL... There are corps that respond to the united by bringing actual fleets into their system and threatening their ships.
FUN? Go try this for one hour and tell me if it's fun...
PROFITABLE? Go try this for one hour and tell me if it's profitable...
Colossal waste of time.
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Ajenia
Gallente
Tao Te Ching Industrials
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Posted - 2008.01.18 23:28:00 -
[289]
This thread is epic. I've never heard of the united, but oh god do they need a PR rep
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Insomnium
Minmatar
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.18 23:37:00 -
[290]
Originally by: Jei'son Bladesmith
Edited by: Jei''son Bladesmith on 18/01/2008 05:30:41
Originally by: Le Skunk
As a side note , how did you lose your sec status. I have a funny felling you may be pulling the wool over our eyes... (united alt perhaps?)
wow. thats just.....wow.
so the new United face-saving tactic is to claim that ID's actually one of you?
Wow.
last time i checked le skunk wasnt united... oh and no ID's not one of "us", though he could be one with me anytime he wants
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Insomnium
Minmatar
the united
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Posted - 2008.01.18 23:48:00 -
[291]
and i'm not talking about daniel radcliffe
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Shekat
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Posted - 2008.01.19 00:03:00 -
[292]
i love gate shopping ...where you pick up some tasty loot, that some pirate failed to pick up, because they were running from some one who could actually kill them lmao..or some drones where someone has gone and bugged out in too much of a hurry ...
but stealing it from under their nose ...priceless...
its out pirating the camping pirates and they hate it ...its a better way too...they spend the isk on ships weapons n bullets / missiles ect and time taken fishing ...and oh yes the risk that a victim is bait for a gank squad yay.. then the lowley noobship pilot comes n robs the robbers ... clasic ...
mm i need some more drones ...time to get the alt out looking for freebies ..
See you in space litterbugs...
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.19 04:06:00 -
[293]
Originally by: Le Skunk
For reference, print this out and stick it on a big poster on your wall, it will help you in your career
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The destination system is 0.4 security status. This is extremely dangerous and Concord police can not guarantee your safety there. Do you want to proceed?
NO!
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SKUNK
I'll gladly do it if you stick one that says "gatecamping kills brain cells!" on your wall
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Shekat
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Posted - 2008.01.19 04:42:00 -
[294]
I despatch ...congrats on the thread dude ...it was funny reading all the slung mud and the counter mud slingers..
i managed to "acuire" a nice peice of faction loot doing something similar to you ...but in 0.0 ..
score!!!
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.19 04:49:00 -
[295]
Originally by: Shekat
I despatch ...congrats on the thread dude ...it was funny reading all the slung mud and the counter mud slingers..
i managed to "acuire" a nice peice of faction loot doing something similar to you ...but in 0.0 ..
score!!!
Thank you, and congratulations.. might go and try 0.0 out soon enough, although I was told it's much harder to ninja-loot there
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Wu Jiun
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Posted - 2008.01.19 04:58:00 -
[296]
Edited by: Wu Jiun on 19/01/2008 04:58:33
This is a fun strategy. Certainly nothing wrong with it.
The loot belongs to the original owner of the ship. Idispatch takes it away for profit. Its good piracy if you don't have means to kill and loot people yourself.
I suggest joining a pirate corp though. Its a good feeling to loot a wreck that you "produced" the moment before "with your own hands" so to say.
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Jei'son Bladesmith
The Storm Knights
The Cool Kids Club
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Posted - 2008.01.19 06:03:00 -
[297]
Pure Epic crunchiness
"IDispatch" is just "Cool" spelled really, really wrong.
☼☼☼ 12 Seconds ☼☼☼ |
Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.19 09:58:00 -
[298]
Originally by: Aoki Shinya
His entire purpose is to ANNOY THEM? OH HE IS SO NOBLE AND COOL...
LOL, I never claimed he was either, merely using a valid tactic!
Originally by: Aoki Shinya
There are corps that respond to the united by bringing actual fleets into their system and threatening their ships.
That makes this even better!
Originally by: Aoki Shinya
FUN? Go try this for one hour and tell me if it's fun...
Never said it was fun either, just said it was valid!
Originally by: Aoki Shinya
PROFITABLE? Go try this for one hour and tell me if it's profitable...
Never said it was profitable, merely said he got lucky with a couple of drops! Can you actually read?
Originally by: Aoki Shinya
Colossal waste of time.
But it's his time to waste!
You're post here is a prime example of why this thread has made it to page 11, Good Job dude!
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
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Awox
Advanced Logistics
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Posted - 2008.01.19 11:10:00 -
[299]
IMO something does need to be done about these no-risk tactics. For example, ADVL is securing a gate making sure hostile parties do not get in or out and 'jasdhgla' jumps in, warps his velator off (we're not bullies - and we do not want to waste ammo :P) and whenever there is a new local:
jasdhgla > 3 advl all in recons watch out
jasdhgla > bubble up skaron and il-hoa
Slightly annoying that when we drop 10k ISK for a scan probe, 100 ISK for some ammo and 30k ISK for a warp disruption probe on killing him.. he comes back 3 minutes later.
Although, that being said.. we usually just move on or keep him as a pet, and pod him when a new target enters local before he can run his mouth. :)
faction loot ║ affordable hosting |
Tauranon
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.19 11:42:00 -
[300]
Originally by: Le Skunk
Edited by: Le Skunk on 18/01/2008 01:59:06
Originally by: Dark Sister
I tried Doing some Gate camper looting last night in PF-346 and it was very educational and
fun!...
I'm a bit curious why the pirate kept killing me to be honest. After the 4th or 5th time in a starter ship it was obvious I wasn't carrying anything good but he kept locking and attacking, even my pod. Seems like a waste of ammo but I guess letting me in would mean he'd have to watch out for his cans.
Hmm work it out?
Many of the more honourable pirate corps would let obvious noob characters past camps, and I myself have given noobs breaks in the past.
But now, due to the dreaded noob loot thiefs activties in rancer, all noobs must be popped and podded. One simply cannot take the chance they are up to no good.
I hope all you obvious 3 year old carebear players, who are pretending to be ickle wickle noobs in noob ships to steal loot are THOUROUGHLY ASHAMED OF YOURSELF being directly responsible for the squashing.
SKUNK
oh please, the hypocrisy is getting knee deep around here.
You brought yourself to this guys attention by noobslaying/podding in the first place. If you were actually letting noobs through, this whole situation would never have arisen.
I'd also hate to think that any of the 'noobship/noobcorp' players further up the pipe scanning people/watching for gangs were yours either. I mean such a fine upstanding non-meta player like yourself.
Amusing threat anyway, threaten to do something that you've just been caught out doing anyway.
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Khavid Kharver
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.01.19 21:44:00 -
[301]
Le Skunk actually uses HONORABLE and PIRATE not only in the same sentence but with the first as an adjective modifying the second!
You have to get better comedy writers!
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Commander Awkward
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Posted - 2008.01.20 03:12:00 -
[302]
Originally by: Khavid Kharver
Le Skunk actually uses HONORABLE and PIRATE not only in the same sentence but with the first as an adjective modifying the second!
You have to get better comedy writers!
Le Skunk missed out one word there. What he meant was really "HONORABLE PIRATE GATECAMPER".
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Khavid Kharver
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.01.20 23:48:00 -
[303]
To fully understand Le Skunks ... opinion, one must realize that he is a pirate gate camper himself.
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Laser Bob
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.20 23:51:00 -
[304]
Originally by: Adelorae24
I have to say that this concept never popped into my head. I was always of the mind that avoiding ship loss was the prudent course of action when I started playing. I plan to take one of my noob alts to the nearest gatecamp and have some fun now.
Wow, IDispatch is my hero! He has now managed to turn a former Racketeer against the dark side!
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.21 03:07:00 -
[305]
Originally by: Wu Jiun
Edited by: Wu Jiun on 19/01/2008 04:58:33
This is a fun strategy. Certainly nothing wrong with it.
The loot belongs to the original owner of the ship. Idispatch takes it away for profit. Its good piracy if you don't have means to kill and loot people yourself.
I suggest joining a pirate corp though. Its a good feeling to loot a wreck that you "produced" the moment before "with your own hands" so to say.
I don't think what I'm doing is piracy.. I describe it as "Counter-Piracy"
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Andur'il
Globex Corporation
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Posted - 2008.01.21 05:10:00 -
[306]
Originally by: IDispatch
I don't think what I'm doing is piracy.. I describe it as "Counter-Piracy"
IDispatch = Robin Hood?!! Can I have some of the takings then?
Love this thread btw, you win
Originally by: CherniyVolk
Die with respect earned than live to be a joke across the galaxy.
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LordChaos
Amarr
Celestial Apocalypse
Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.01.21 08:57:00 -
[307]
LMAO
its soo funny when i hear about the pirates in rancer getting owned from both directions :)
nice work lol keep it up :)~
The Master Of Chaos
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.21 09:04:00 -
[308]
Le Skunk come back to Privateers
Ps: Ah, I will bring one of my many alts to this gameplay. Will provide me hilarity while empire targets are docked
It's great being Amarr isn't it.
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Commander Awkward
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Posted - 2008.01.21 12:58:00 -
[309]
Originally by: IDispatch
I don't think what I'm doing is piracy.. I describe it as "Counter-Piracy"
Technically your activity could be classified as some sort of scavenging, like a Raven or a Vulture mangaging to steal scraps from a huge carcass that's being "camped" by a species of carnivores. The problem is that the Raven is killed if it's caught, but you just wake up in a fresh clone ready for more scavenging
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Dr Slice
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.21 13:34:00 -
[310]
Originally by: Commander Awkward
Originally by: IDispatch
I don't think what I'm doing is piracy.. I describe it as "Counter-Piracy"
Technically your activity could be classified as some sort of scavenging, like a Raven or a Vulture mangaging to steal scraps from a huge carcass that's being "camped" by a species of carnivores. The problem is that the Raven is killed if it's caught, but you just wake up in a fresh clone ready for more scavenging
Actually, people like IDispatch remind me of this
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MASTER SMAMMAH
Caldari
Eve Liberation Force
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.21 15:37:00 -
[311]
ROFL!!!!! ID, you are my hero. I am very impressed. And the tears those hypocrite pirates cry make me rofl even longer!!!! What a bunch of sissies. Big talk blah blah, blah, then they get owned and they start crying. Poetic justice. Very brilliant strategy. Much kudos. Keep up the great work!!!!!
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MASTER SMAMMAH
Caldari
Eve Liberation Force
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.21 15:46:00 -
[312]
What really makes me smile is that you have given all the other "brave" gatecamping pirates something to fear. A great idea to combat them. They are so scared they are all crying and talking smack. The more smack they talk only means the more scared they are of others doing it and their easy life and griefing will be alot harder. What else makes me laugh is that they try to make it sound unfair or weak. However, what is gatecamping and popping noobs or easy weaker targets? I could say the same about them. However, it's more fun laughing at you pirates when you cry!!!!
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Frisky Minx
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.01.21 16:12:00 -
[313]
Originally by: Dr Slice
Originally by: Commander Awkward
Originally by: IDispatch
I don't think what I'm doing is piracy.. I describe it as "Counter-Piracy"
Technically your activity could be classified as some sort of scavenging, like a Raven or a Vulture mangaging to steal scraps from a huge carcass that's being "camped" by a species of carnivores. The problem is that the Raven is killed if it's caught, but you just wake up in a fresh clone ready for more scavenging
Actually, people like IDispatch remind me of this
While players "like" Dr. Slice, remind me of this....
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Dr Slice
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.21 16:18:00 -
[314]
Originally by: Frisky Minx
Originally by: Dr Slice
Originally by: Commander Awkward
Originally by: IDispatch
I don't think what I'm doing is piracy.. I describe it as "Counter-Piracy"
Technically your activity could be classified as some sort of scavenging, like a Raven or a Vulture mangaging to steal scraps from a huge carcass that's being "camped" by a species of carnivores. The problem is that the Raven is killed if it's caught, but you just wake up in a fresh clone ready for more scavenging
Actually, people like IDispatch remind me of this
While players "like" Dr. Slice, remind me of this....
lol I remember that pic. To be fair however, I'm not whining about anything. Just find it funny how many delusional people play Eve.
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CollTerminator
Amarr
ORIGIN SYSTEMS
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.21 16:28:00 -
[315]
Edited by: CollTerminator on 21/01/2008 16:32:15
Man, i love this thread
Real gatecampers are sitting next to the gate tanking sentries and the first thing to do after a kill is secure the loot, with BS or indy-alt...
If your nub-piewat enough to leave wrecks unchecked at the gates and someone steals from it, your own fault, it's gamemechanics, he's doing nothing wrong as you get killrights for stealing from wrecks...
Cheers Coll o//
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MASTER SMAMMAH
Caldari
Eve Liberation Force
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.21 16:28:00 -
[316]
At least you are honest with yourself.
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MASTER SMAMMAH
Caldari
Eve Liberation Force
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.21 16:29:00 -
[317]
Dr SLice, that was to you!
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Dr Slice
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.21 16:40:00 -
[318]
Originally by: MASTER SMAMMAH
Dr SLice, that was to you!
Good to know that I am loved.
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MASTER SMAMMAH
Caldari
Eve Liberation Force
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.21 16:41:00 -
[319]
Indeed
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Dark Sister
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Posted - 2008.01.21 17:36:00 -
[320]
Edited by: Dark Sister on 21/01/2008 17:38:06
Update on my scavenging, I've managed to loot and sell more that 20 million isk worth of stuff. Typically this comes from wrecks left behind with items that pirates are not interested in. many of these are T2 items worth more than 1 million isk. For a new player this is easy money.
I highly recommend new players learn this tactic asap. The combat experience alone is worth it. Seeing how fast I can be locked and warp scrambled is a lesson better learned in a starter ship than a t2 BS.
If you are having trouble try using shuttles, they give you a much better chance at getting away but you'll only be able to pick up 1 or 2 items at most. They are ideal for zipping in after something has been blown up and trying to snatch that 50 million isk nano plating! Try and warp to wrecks close to the gate as well, once you grab something you'll want to jump right away if there are enemies around.
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Akundi
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.01.21 20:01:00 -
[321]
I approve of this method. Griefing the griefers is always a winner.
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Khavid Kharver
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.01.21 20:10:00 -
[322]
Originally by: IDispatch
Originally by: Wu Jiun
Edited by: Wu Jiun on 19/01/2008 04:58:33
This is a fun strategy. Certainly nothing wrong with it.
The loot belongs to the original owner of the ship. Idispatch takes it away for profit. Its good piracy if you don't have means to kill and loot people yourself.
I suggest joining a pirate corp though. Its a good feeling to loot a wreck that you "produced" the moment before "with your own hands" so to say.
I don't think what I'm doing is piracy.. I describe it as "Counter-Piracy"
I wouldn't even call it that. It is really only Counter-GateCamping.
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Laser Bob
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.21 20:14:00 -
[323]
Originally by: Hooch Flux
Edited by: Hooch Flux on 19/01/2008 12:10:23
Originally by: Aoki Shinya
His entire purpose is to ANNOY THEM? OH HE IS SO NOBLE AND COOL...
LOL, I never claimed he was either, merely using a valid tactic!
When it is done against whining gate campers, it certainly is funny!
Originally by: Hooch Flux
Originally by: Aoki Shinya
There are corps that respond to the united by bringing actual fleets into their system and threatening their ships.
That makes this even better!
Originally by: Aoki Shinya
FUN? Go try this for one hour and tell me if it's fun...
Never said it was fun either, just said it was valid!
Well, actually IDispatch and others who have adopted his methods say they are having fun.
Originally by: Hooch Flux
Originally by: Aoki Shinya
PROFITABLE? Go try this for one hour and tell me if it's profitable...
Never said it was profitable, merely said he got lucky with a couple of drops!
Several people have posted about it being profitable for them so far.
Originally by: Hooch Flux
Originally by: Aoki Shinya
Colossal waste of time.
But it's his time to waste!
You're post here is a prime example of why this thread has made it to page 11, Good Job dude!
The groaning and moaning from campers has certainly been entertaining!
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.22 05:43:00 -
[324]
Originally by: Dark Sister
Edited by: Dark Sister on 21/01/2008 17:38:06
Update on my scavenging, I've managed to loot and sell more that 20 million isk worth of stuff. Typically this comes from wrecks left behind with items that pirates are not interested in. many of these are T2 items worth more than 1 million isk. For a new player this is easy money.
I highly recommend new players learn this tactic asap. The combat experience alone is worth it. Seeing how fast I can be locked and warp scrambled is a lesson better learned in a starter ship than a t2 BS.
If you are having trouble try using shuttles, they give you a much better chance at getting away but you'll only be able to pick up 1 or 2 items at most. They are ideal for zipping in after something has been blown up and trying to snatch that 50 million isk nano plating! Try and warp to wrecks close to the gate as well, once you grab something you'll want to jump right away if there are enemies around.
That also works, but.. snatching the loot in front of their eyes is the fun factor, I normally shout with what I stole in local, and the responses I get out of it are priceless
Shuttles are only good for snatching implants and the such
@Dr Slice: Now I think CCP should add the Jawas as a new race, I'll gladly toss this character in exchange for a Jawa char.
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Dark Sister
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Posted - 2008.01.22 21:23:00 -
[325]
Originally by: IDispatch
That also works, but.. snatching the loot in front of their eyes is the fun factor, I normally shout with what I stole in local, and the responses I get out of it are priceless
Shuttles are only good for snatching implants and the such
@Dr Slice: Now I think CCP should add the Jawas as a new race, I'll gladly toss this character in exchange for a Jawa char.
Using shuttles is not as helpful as I'd hoped. The limited Cargo space is a curse when you find something good you want to take, like a tech 2 cloaking system, worth approx 8 million... Stick with starter ships. Even if the shuttles can get you in system and warp away fast enough, without space to hold stuff it's not an advantage.
Also wait for combat, best time to run in is during a fight, if you're lucky you'll find a wreck right next to the gate, open cargo, select all, drag onto your cargo window (which you've already opened right!?) then jump.
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cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.23 01:23:00 -
[326]
Using a newb ship over and over like that is a bannable offense. Ask Goonswarm :-D
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HakanSherif
Minmatar
Invicta.
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Posted - 2008.01.23 03:10:00 -
[327]
Hehe page 12 and going strong. Btw anyone whos whining for whatever reason is a poor excuse for a pirate and can only be named as a wannabee pirate.
Est Sularus oth Mithas |
Ursula LeGuinn
Versus Gloria Omnis
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Posted - 2008.01.23 04:42:00 -
[328]
This thread just owned my face.
Awesome endeavor, OP, keep it up.
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.01.23 06:39:00 -
[329]
Originally by: HakanSherif
Hehe page 12 and going strong. Btw anyone whos whining for whatever reason is a poor excuse for a pirate and can only be named as a wannabee pirate.
like the sig Hakan!!!
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Awox
Advanced Logistics
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Posted - 2008.01.23 06:53:00 -
[330]
Originally by: CollTerminator
Edited by: CollTerminator on 21/01/2008 16:32:15
Man, i love this thread
Real gatecampers are sitting next to the gate tanking sentries and the first thing to do after a kill is secure the loot, with BS or indy-alt...
If your nub-piewat enough to leave wrecks unchecked at the gates and someone steals from it, your own fault, it's gamemechanics, he's doing nothing wrong as you get killrights for stealing from wrecks...
Cheers Coll o//
You always were a bit clueless. Stick to building invuln IIs buddy.
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Getorix Averni
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Posted - 2008.01.24 11:34:00 -
[331]
Well done man, well done.
I notice it's only the low sec gate campers, that prey on noobs, that are sore about this post. Yes I recognise one on this page. Been ganked and podded, by him and his cronies myself. With no ransom request I won't refer to him as even a pirate. Just a sad noob griefer.
Keep up the good work. One in the eye for the campers
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Getorix Averni
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Posted - 2008.01.24 12:53:00 -
[332]
Originally by: Hooch Flux
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Hooch Flux
Just a question, doesn't the "Low Sec Warning" apply to everyone? I mean if Noobs/Carebears/Whatever go through shouldn't the same apply to Pirates? So if a Pirate has a gatecamp and they are blowing up whomever comes through why should the same thing not extend to Pirates if someone uses a tactic on them that they are not prepared for?
Seems to me all's fair!
Dear oh Dear,
Are you seriously suggesting that fairness should be extended towards pirates (criminals)?
pfft, you should get a job in politics with the Liberal Democrats mate!
Pirates get a nice friendly "you are now entering Hi Sec, concord will bust your ass"? Don't make me laugh. That's like saying that the local hoodies should get a warning that P.C. Plod is approaching from around the next corner, after they,ve mugged the old lady!
thanks for making me laugh though! poor pirates!
Well yes. If a pirate jumps into high sec there is no CCP warning, and the pirate is destroyed (or has a slow tank back to lowsec).
So yes, you are correct, CCPS warning treatment of outlaw characters is substandard compare to the 'carebare' who get a warning
SKUNK
No Mate, I mean when you jumped into Low Sec didn't you get the same warning that me or anybody else did? Going into High Sec is a different matter, the reason people with low security ratings are not allowed into High Sec is because they are criminals, they earned that through their own actions.
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Getorix Averni
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Posted - 2008.01.24 12:57:00 -
[333]
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Vulvalina
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Posted - 2008.01.24 13:15:00 -
[334]
A tip for the op would be
do the basic skilling for an entry level industrial with wcs , extenders , plates
keep it docked somewhere in rancer ~( preferably not in uniteds base station )
comes in very useful for those bigger loads ( especially in the heat of battle )
some of my more notable ninja looting results include , a significant amount of pos fuel / ammo ,some cap components from a dread wreck at the station ( mid battle ) , an almost complete command ship fitting ( including faction booster ) , 2 x citadel torp launchers , cap shield booster , ammo from the last dread that the ginger winger lost at the gate
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Skebet
Umbra Congregatio
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.01.25 01:40:00 -
[335]
Dunno how I missed this thread before. Huge props to the OP. This is just fabulous.
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Kazacy
Caldari
Invicta.
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Posted - 2008.01.25 09:18:00 -
[336]
Like i said before this deserve a sticky because the new players can learn alot from this thread. And also its a VERY funny thread
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Sebulbaz
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Posted - 2008.01.26 05:29:00 -
[337]
Hey guys, just wanted to let you know its worked out not bad for me today (first day of trying) There were a number of wrecks left at the gate they were camping but they left for the other side to fight some people. Here's what I found:
1 MN Microwarpdrive (T2)
'Colloteral' Adaptave Nano
1600mm reinforced
Cap Recharger II
Gyrostabalizer II
Power Diagnostic (T2)
200mm autocannon (T2)
3x 800mm heavy prototype I
Visceo Elastic EM Ward
Large Shield Booster II
Stasis Webifier II
Liking this so far
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Natasha Donnan
Caldari
Kaminjosvig
Mournival Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.26 12:14:00 -
[338]
nice OP!
This looks like a legitimate career - Scavenging is exactly what I think CCP had in mind when they brought salvaging into the game. Nice work - there should be more of these guys around.
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The Girl with the really Starey eyes.
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marie blueprint
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Posted - 2008.01.26 12:22:00 -
[339]
should start a whole corp that just dose this get a good frigat bpo and all fly that so they stop whineing about the rookieships. atron comes to mind damn cheap to buld and a fast ship.
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IDispatch
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.26 15:39:00 -
[340]
Thanks guys.. and thanks to everyone who eve-mailed me in-game, if you'd like to join me, please do, usually I meet at least one other person (and sometimes 3 or 4 others) around the gate, we usually have fun, and enjoy the smack-talk as it becomes harder for the pirates to fend us off
I've been really busy lately with a real-life project I'm working on, But I'll try to stick around more, I kind of missed all the smack
Originally by: Vulvalina
A tip for the op would be
do the basic skilling for an entry level industrial with wcs , extenders , plates
keep it docked somewhere in rancer ~( preferably not in uniteds base station )
comes in very useful for those bigger loads ( especially in the heat of battle )
some of my more notable ninja looting results include , a significant amount of pos fuel / ammo ,some cap components from a dread wreck at the station ( mid battle ) , an almost complete command ship fitting ( including faction booster ) , 2 x citadel torp launchers , cap shield booster , ammo from the last dread that the ginger winger lost at the gate
Thanks for the advice, I'm not really sure about that, industrial ships are slow and clumsy, and mostly easy to kill from what I've seen, but.. I'll see about it.. might prove to be a worthy investment..
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Karentaki
Gallente
federation navy taskforce
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Posted - 2008.01.26 15:43:00 -
[341]
wow... 12 pages.... this is a bit wintastic
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Adelorae24
Caldari
Black Podding
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Posted - 2008.01.26 17:02:00 -
[342]
Originally by: Laser Bob
Originally by: Adelorae24
I have to say that this concept never popped into my head. I was always of the mind that avoiding ship loss was the prudent course of action when I started playing. I plan to take one of my noob alts to the nearest gatecamp and have some fun now.
Wow, IDispatch is my hero! He has now managed to turn a former Racketeer against the dark side!
Not at all. I have no more warm fuzzy feelings for gatecampers than I do for miners. I hate camping gates to be honest. Everyone outside my corp is viewed as either someone to be avoided, or a meal ticket.
Alien (1979): "Before we dock, I think we ought to discuss the bonus situation." |
Karentaki
Gallente
Combat-Evolved
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Posted - 2008.01.27 15:05:00 -
[343]
- how did this drop to page two
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Khavid Kharver
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.01.28 18:23:00 -
[344]
IDispatch lives!
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Togg Bott
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Posted - 2008.01.28 21:33:00 -
[345]
Edited by: Togg Bott on 28/01/2008 21:33:33
Bump... too funny to lose...
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The Rain
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Posted - 2008.01.29 13:05:00 -
[346]
ahaha, damn nice and damn hilarious to boot!
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CCP Mitnal
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Posted - 2008.01.29 17:21:00 -
[347]
Locked
Thread has run its course, no need to bump it.
Mitnal,
Community Representative
EVE Online
CCP Games
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