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MirrorGod Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.01.22 23:05:00 - [1] 2008.01.22 23:04 Heretic Army has declared war on Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris. After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved. Screen flashes from black to MirrorGod, putting on a black leather trench coat accented with blood red trimmings. Cam-bot follows him into the stations hallway as he leaves the room ...but God doesn't exist, and the idea of any emperor is laughable. So I think it's time for the bullet in the head of the god-warriors known as "PIE". I've been watching the summit as I tend to do. Gal/Cald loyalists rabble over who's more dedicated, injustices and quarterly averages. Charities. Toasters. Archbishop had a nice sermon about resting, self-renewal and all that. If you're wondering why you lost that Armageddon, well, I wasn't there, but I've got a pretty good idea. You pigs from PIE are a bunch of tired old men, toting around a tired old faith that teaches hate and bigotry and oppression and burning and pain and fire and brimstone and no pudding if you don't eat all your vegtables. But I don't need to be all negative. We've been doing some resting, self-renewal, yeah. Heretic Army has been on vacation. Deklien, Pure Blind, Lonetrek, Metroplis, Heimetar, we've been getting around. Do we deserve a rest? Maybe, maybe not. Either way, we had the ISK to do it, and in the land where cash is King... MirrorGod spits in disgust, then laughs it off and lights a black cigarette. He continues walking on the overpass toward the docking bays ...But now we're back to business...and our business is the death of oppression, the slavery, the bigotry; Our business is a knife in the back of the corruption that you worship. We've got reasons. We're doing this for those in chains. We're doing this for the pretty explosions. Drug-addled, wild as the devil your mother warned you about, and in control of all the right military grade explosives and weaponry; We're coming to Amarr Prime. The screen flickers black followed by the Heretic logo which fades as the comm cuts ------------------------------------------ I see all the Young Believers, your target audience... And I see all the Old Deceivers...We all just sing their song!
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.01.22 23:08:00 - [2] Raygnute to skafos! Diafthayrete ton khalkon! Raygnute to skafos! Apalasete ta endon! En towi deonti En towi deonti Exaitaysthow hay dikay! Raygnute to skafos! Raygnute to skafos! Exaitaysthow hay dikay! Raygnute to skafos! Raygnute to skafos! En towi deonti En towi deonti Exaitaysthow hay dikay! Raygnute to skafos! Raygnute to skafos! Exaitaysthow hay dikay! Raygnute to skafos! Raygnute to skafos! Foolaxoosa ta haymetera tekna en tayi nukti Kai kataxoosa awta ays to fos. Raygnute to skafos! Diafthayrete ton khalkon! Raygnute to skafos! Apalasete ta endon! Ta astra awton genestho melana! Hoi filoi genesthon melanes! Apothanonton hoi stratiotai Hupo ooranowi haimatoenti! Ha kalista elpizoosi Daynotatoi foboi genesthon! Kai ho anemos psukhros pneon Ta ostea ays konin metabaleto! Aiay erizontes! Aiay zeytoontes! Pantes ewtukhoontes! Ooden faydomenoi! Raygnute to skafos! Raygnute to skafos! En towi deonti En towi deonti Exaitaysthow hay dikay! Raygnute to skafos! Raygnute to skafos! Exaitaysthow hay dikay! Raygnute to skafos! Raygnute to skafos! Aiay erizontes! Aiay zeytoontes! Pantes ewtukhoontes! Ooden faydomenoi! Raygnute to skafos! Raygnute to skafos! Ooden faydomenoi! Raygnute to skafos! Raygnute to skafos! Ooden faydomenoi! Raygnute to skafos! Diafthayrete ton khalkon! Raygnute to skafos! Apalasete ta endon! Raygnute to skafos! Raygnute to skafos! ----- "I am prepared to meet my maker; whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Grr Amarr Epitoth Fleetyards Vigilia Valeria	Posted - 2008.01.22 23:22:00 - [3] With some of the finest pilots in the galaxy, good friends and more importantly god on their side I am sure PIE are not even a tiny bit worried. Preemptive Amarr Victor. Epitoth Fleetyards is Recruiting
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.01.22 23:23:00 - [4] Originally by: Grr With some of the finest pilots in the galaxy, good friends and more importantly god on their side I am sure PIE are not even a tiny bit worried. Preemptive Amarr Victor. Overconfidence is the midwife of defeat. ----- "I am prepared to meet my maker; whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Archbishop Amarr PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris	Posted - 2008.01.22 23:24:00 - [5] We are merely humble servants of God. To refer to us as "God" in your title about "War on God" implies we think of ourselves as more. You are mistaken in that assumption. While there are certainly organizations that believe it's members to be "God's" we of PIE are not one of them I assure you. But you will learn what every other organization has learned throughout the years of warfare with the oldest Amarrian pilot organization. We are eternal because we know our place and our duty. Enemies come and go and in the end nothing has changed. Servants of God and Empire. Faithful to the cause above all else. Loyal supporter of the righteous. We are PIE. Archbishop PIE WEBSITE & FORUMS
Yendaj Minmatar Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.01.22 23:28:00 - [6] Originally by: Grr With some of the finest pilots in the galaxy, good friends and more importantly god on their side I am sure PIE are not even a tiny bit worried. Preemptive Amarr Victor. I'm afraid their imaginary friend in the sky is on vacation. But that's okay, I like when my enemies depend on factors that don't exist to save them, it's neato.
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.01.22 23:32:00 - [7] Originally by: Archbishop We are merely humble servants of God. To call yourself humble is to call a gas giant small. Amarrians have, purely out of their own greed and no other reason, claimed the entire cosmos as theirs. They have claimed ownership over the heavens themselves, thinly veiling it with their lies of God. This is the ultimate act of hubris. Originally by: Archbishop To refer to us as "God" in your title about "War on God" implies we think of ourselves as more. You are mistaken in that assumption. While there are certainly organizations that believe it's members to be "God's" we of PIE are not one of them I assure you. You are Amarrian Imperial Loyalists. You have the audacity to assume that an infinetely powerful, infinitely wise being would choose you as his servants - you have the arrogance to call yourselves the agents of God on this plane. Originally by: Archbishop But you will learn what every other organization has learned throughout the years of warfare with the oldest Amarrian pilot organization. We are eternal because we know our place and our duty. Enemies come and go and in the end nothing has changed. Four years is hardly eternal. Originally by: Archbishop Servants of God and Empire. Faithful to the cause above all else. Loyal supporter of the righteous. We are PIE. Archbishop Servants of no-one. Faithful to the cause of freedom. Loyal supporter of our brothers. We are ANTI. ----- "I am prepared to meet my maker; whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.01.23 00:09:00 - [8] THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE WAR! Scant minutes after war was declared, my NeoCom interface flashed to life with a trade request from Merdaneth. He offered me a Pax Amarria, apparently in good faith. To show him that no good deed goes unrewarded, I decided that I should, with all due haste, allow the book to meet with its Creator. I immedietely had the automated cargo assignment system load the Pax Amarria into my ship, alongside the phial of a certain substance I had recently acquired, and undocked. Quote: Andreus Ixiris > Medaneth, please undock and allow me to show you what I intend to do with your kind gift. As I undocked, my IFF interface displayed that the Naqam pilot Kostantin Mort was waiting outside in a Myrmidon. Despite my recent... disagreements with Naqam, I decided that I could at least momentarily bury the hatchet and invite him to join with us. Quote: Andreus Ixiris > Kostantin, would you like to join us in a book burning? Kostantin Mort > I don't indulge in mindless empty rituals Andreus Ixiris > Presumably you don't like daytime TV either then The Pax Amarria in my cargo hold. After acheiving a safe distance from the station so that the automated defence systems would not think I was training my guns on the station. I noticed as I was getting into position that Merdaneth had also undocked in an assault frigate and was under attack. However, by the time I had correctly jetisoned the book into a cargo container, he was gone again. The Pax Amarria in space. After a brief pause, myself and fellow pilot JonBob opened fire on the container. The Pax Amarria's regretable end. God rest ye, Amarrian propaganda. ----- "I am prepared to meet my maker; whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Grr Amarr Epitoth Fleetyards Vigilia Valeria	Posted - 2008.01.23 00:21:00 - [9] Well done you have successfully destroyed a book. I wonder, if you were serious about declaring war on god why stop at just one paramilitary corp and not include others. Seems to me nobody ever has the guts to take on Vigilia Valeria. Epitoth Fleetyards is Recruiting
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.01.23 00:26:00 - [10] Well of course I destroyed a book. Due to needless CONCORD bureaucracy, wars that have been rightfully declared and recognised for some unfathomable reason take a full 24 hours to become "active", allowing for hostilities, so there wasn't much else we could do today than exchange harsh language (good at that though I am). As for VV... what exactly is it you do again? ----- "I am prepared to meet my maker; whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Sepherim Amarr Ordo Quaesitoris	Posted - 2008.01.23 01:07:00 - [11] Curious way of doing war, attacking a book. Mr MirrorGod, if you are so sure of declaring war on God, why attack a book that is not holly at all? Though many seek the wisdom in the words written in the Pax Amarria, it is in no way part of the Scriptures. In a sense, it was like burning any other book... Ordo Quaesitoris Forum Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes, ty. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes
Avel Kereka Amarr The Aegis Militia Aegis Militia	Posted - 2008.01.23 02:22:00 - [12] Edited by: Avel Kereka on 23/01/2008 02:22:20 Originally by: MirrorGod ... burning and pain and fire and brimstone and no pudding if you don't eat all your vegtables. Somehow, Mr. Black-Leather-Trenchcoat-Heretic-Rebel-Smoking-a-Black-Cigarette, I think you'll be eating vegetables very soon.
Chief Librarian Amarr	Posted - 2008.01.23 03:59:00 - [13] Originally by: Sepherim Curious way of doing war, attacking a book. Mr MirrorGod, if you are so sure of declaring war on God, why attack a book that is not holly at all? Though many seek the wisdom in the words written in the Pax Amarria, it is in no way part of the Scriptures. In a sense, it was like burning any other book... My Lord I believe that for some "ignorance is bliss" is a personal motto, in this case by being ignorant of the true "religious" or "holy" value of the Pax Amarria. Its worth noting that book burning is considered quite barbaric and "ignorant" in most if not all civilized societies
Atomos Darksun Havoc Inc Blood Blind	Posted - 2008.01.23 04:02:00 - [14] Edited by: Atomos Darksun on 23/01/2008 04:04:01 War on god. Okay. God created Amarr, right? So if the Amarr exist that proves that God exists. God cannot prove he exists because prove denies faith and without faith he is nothing. By proving he exists he therefore does not. QED ----- They've gone to PLAID!!
Carth Merrol	Posted - 2008.01.23 04:05:00 - [15] May the pigs of PIE die and fall to their rightful place - hell. Victory to Heretic Army. Victory to justice.
MirrorGod Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.01.23 04:25:00 - [16] Originally by: Sepherim Curious way of doing war, attacking a book. Mr MirrorGod, if you are so sure of declaring war on God, why attack a book that is not holly at all? Though many seek the wisdom in the words written in the Pax Amarria, it is in no way part of the Scriptures. In a sense, it was like burning any other book... Well that was really Andreus's things, good looks to him really. He received it as a "gift" from one of the pigs and did the right thing. I'll be honest, I just laughed as I heard it over comms. For a book that doesn't truely represent the faith it really did get you guys going. Me? Well I personally use the scriptures as rolling paper for a few fine substances, it's good stuff. Originally by: Atomos Darksun Edited by: Atomos Darksun on 23/01/2008 04:04:01 War on god. Okay. God created Amarr, right? So if the Amarr exist that proves that God exists. God cannot prove he exists because prove denies faith and without faith he is nothing. By proving he exists he therefore does not. QED As a wise man showed me long ago, it is a very simple art to Kill God. It's done in one very smooth stab. All you really have to do is realize; accept, if you will, that god is nothing more than a lie. An idea that the rich use to control the poor. Once you've done that you're well on your way to freedom of mind. ------------------------------------------ I see all the Young Believers, your target audience... And I see all the Old Deceivers...We all just sing their song!
Mad Scorpion Minmatar Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.01.23 04:40:00 - [17] Hey Andreus; We Ushra'Khan use the Pax Amaria in the loo. Perfect place for it. Hehehe Mad Scorpion
Becq Starforged Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.01.23 04:53:00 - [18] Bah, I won't let those rags annywhere near my posterior anymore. They're printed with cheap ink that bleeds off the instant it comes in contact with anything remotely damp. Last time I used it to wipe myself I had the word of god printed on my butt for a week. Can't use it for kindling, either; the fumes are toxic. War against PIE, you say? Only one response to that: Amarr Explodor! -- Becq Starforged proprietor of Starforge Industries, a subsidiary of Minmatar Ship Construction Services At Starforge Industries, the world of tomorrow is being blown apart today!
Darth Sage Amarr En-Slavers	Posted - 2008.01.23 05:42:00 - [19] Edited by: Darth Sage on 23/01/2008 05:44:26 You wish to fight praetoria imperialis excubitoris alliance that is just stupidity, even i would not wish to cross the founders of the cva. neither you nor i are yet ready to take on such well diciplined and truely awe as inspiring pilots as these missguided pilots....yesss! ______________________________ En-Slavers we follow the true path of the sani sabik...
Aria Jenneth Caldari Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.01.23 06:16:00 - [20] Um. You people do realize that the Pax Amarria is probably the most liberal piece of quasi-religious text to be widely published in Amarr space in centuries? Granted, it doesn't really go far enough to suit the rest of us, but if it's change you're after, wiping with or vaporizing the text is a little like specifically seeking out the guy on the other side who most nearly agrees with you (while still being on the other side in more than name) and kicking him in the face. Good way to encourage change? Not so much. Aria Jenneth Director Ghost Festival
Verone Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.01.23 06:45:00 - [21] For once, it's gonna be great to see PIE doing the baking. I never thought I'd say this, but good luck in beating these halfwits into the ground. The only things worse than Amarr loyalists are the idiots the twisted side of the Empire produces from hate and religious extremism. Oh, if any of the Sansha loyalists happen to turn up though, please die. >>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW - EVE FICTION <<<
Hoggs Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.01.23 06:52:00 - [22] Originally by: Darth Sage Edited by: Darth Sage on 23/01/2008 05:44:26 You wish to fight praetoria imperialis excubitoris alliance that is just stupidity, even i would not wish to cross the founders of the cva. neither you nor i are yet ready to take on such well diciplined and truely awe as inspiring pilots as these missguided pilots....yesss! Well of course your corp has no chance against them. You failed to land even one round of ammo on our corp when you waged war against us. Also, don't compare your corporation's ability to fight to ours. It's insulting.
Garion Avarr Amarr Zero Zero Traders	Posted - 2008.01.23 08:13:00 - [23] Originally by: Aria Jenneth Um. You people do realize that the Pax Amarria is probably the most liberal piece of quasi-religious text to be widely published in Amarr space in centuries? Granted, it doesn't really go far enough to suit the rest of us, but if it's change you're after, wiping with or vaporizing the text is a little like specifically seeking out the guy on the other side who most nearly agrees with you (while still being on the other side in more than name) and kicking him in the face. Good way to encourage change? Not so much. Really, the actions of a lot the anit-Amarr groups seem carefully calculated to encourage the Amarr not to change. You want to give the Amarr that want peace and to be sort of friends with you a chance to gain more influence, extending your own hand in peace is probably the best way. But if you want the pro-war, pro-Reclaiming Amarr to have more power, war and violence works well. ________________________________ This is not a signature.
Rodj Blake Amarr PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris	Posted - 2008.01.23 10:35:00 - [24] Before this declaration, PIE was fighting eight wars and doing well. A ninth will make no difference. Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.01.23 10:51:00 - [25] Rodj, in the 11 hours that the war has been declared, I have already seen a situation in which five of your members were unwilling to engage one Myrmidon. Tell me - when "doing well" means "not losing any ships", does it really count if you're not ever in a situation when losing ships is possible? ----- "I am prepared to meet my maker; whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Laerise Amarr PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris	Posted - 2008.01.23 11:02:00 - [26] How do you call sheep running to the butcher? Lamb chops.
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.01.23 11:08:00 - [27] Isn't "sheep" as a perjorative generally used to refer to people who blindly follow? In which case, considering you blindly follow the teachings of a God which are quite obviously lies to anyone who is versed in a little critical thinking, who's gleefully skipping to the abbatoir now, Laerise? ----- "I am prepared to meet my maker; whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Hoggs Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.01.23 11:31:00 - [28] Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Isn't "sheep" as a perjorative generally used to refer to people who blindly follow? In which case, considering you blindly follow the teachings of a God which are quite obviously lies to anyone who is versed in a little critical thinking, who's gleefully skipping to the abbatoir now, Laerise? Took the words right outta my mouth.
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.01.23 11:53:00 - [29] Just for anyone who's interested - I'm going to dope myself up on Drop and Exile right in the centre of the Amarr Empire - and not this synthetic, watered-down legal trash either. Hoggs found a contact near Amarr to get me the proper full-strength stuff - and I'm going to be shooting up, screaming my lungs out and tearing off pieces of golden hull with my teeth. Pro-life? How about pro-awesome? ----- "I am prepared to meet my maker; whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Evanda Char Minmatar Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.01.23 12:32:00 - [30] Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Isn't "sheep" as a perjorative generally used to refer to people who blindly follow? Points to MirrorGod, looks at Andreus -Eva- Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time

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