Originally by: Anahid Brutus

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Fifth, the game will go from Not Fun, to "I'm paying $15 a month so that Eve can be balanced like THIS?" and GoonSwarm will begin to lose a lot of players to other games, to boredom, to frustration, and to the general anger that people feel towards CCP for ruining their own game with ******** capital ****.

And Sixth, we will end up moving back to Syndicate anyway.

So my argument is: skip all of that bull****, and just move back to Syndicate now.

Take all of our extra towers, hand them to RA so that they can POS spam the systems they own so that they make BoB's life miserable trying to take the last X RA systems. Take all of our portable assets, and jump them to RA space and put them up for sale. Take all of our director hangar items like dread ammo, fighters, fuel, whatever, and dump it right into Nync's lap. Pull down every single last tower in our space, mothball all of them in the stations, tell the FTZ to gtfo, and leave. Let people stay who want to fly with RA, but just get out.

Eve has been fun for me when GoonFleet/GoonSwarm had goals and the willpower to achieve those goals. At the moment, we don't have willpower because we don't have realistic goals. You cannot beat somebody at chess when you start with six pawns and a king, and that's what Eve is like right now. We weren't rich before, so we didn't have the cash to make 60 carriers and 60 dreads and 2 Titans. Not even RA is that rich and they (according to BoB) lol 10/10 plexed for months and months. We don't have the money to play SPAM THE POS and we don't have the capitals to play SPAM THE CAPITAL and we don't have the titans to play SPAM THE SUPPORT so there is no reason for us to continue to punish ourselves like this.

I think that we should take a break from alliance politics and POS wars until this game is fixed again. It may be a long break, but eventually CCP will pull its head out of its ass and realize that people are refusing to play their alliance warfare simulation because it sucks. In the meantime, we can go back to griefing, to teaching newbies how to live in Syndicate, to laughing like *******s while drunk in 20-30 man gangs, and by turning S-U8 into a hive colony again. Plus it'll make Hoegaarden **** a brick when 2000 GoonSwarm people show up on his doorstep one day and that's worth the whole effort right there.

So, tl;dr: **** conquerable space, it's really boring right now, go back to Syndicate and become a gigantic terrorist state that does whatever it wants. Better that than sit here and let BoB ********** over DD/Mothership kills night after night as they slowly POS spam all of our space.

And in conclusion,
**** Goons.

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Originally by: Darklin Eldaris

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What?

You mean getting as many ships as you possibly can into a system in order to lag it out isn't going to work as a tactic after all?

You mean talking loads of smack publicly isn't the best way to win a war?

Ibis's don't have DDs?

I'm so confused, I thought goons were going to dine in NOL or something similar to that.

TBH I've watched this thing unfold from afar, and knew all along that you guys would be stopped in your tracks in Delve.

It's not because u suck, it's not because you're haxploiters. It's because you are less rich, and less experienced than BoB.

You just can't match that yet. It'll be another year before you have the resources you'll need.

It's either that or you're gonna need every one of your bajillion allies to hit BoB simultaneously. Failing this you are doomed to failure.

It's not because the game is broken, it's because you did not prepare properly given game mechanics.

The mechanics have not changed much since your assault began, the only thing that has changed really is that Titans have been nerfed, and cyno-jammers introduced. You can use both of these additions to your advantage, so I don't see any room for a complaint here.

Plan better, smack less, and bring less noob ships.

You'll have a better chance if you do that.

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Originally by: nlewis

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jammers are the meatshield [Bob] wish their pets were

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Originally by: Yorda

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Get out.

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Originally by: Celot

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would someone sponsor me into bob?

Dafuzz? Perpello? Windsoord Maelstrom? Keeto? I have offered to sponsor each of you into goonfleet when things looked direst for bob, come on and return the favor for your good buddy celot, who is the best

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Originally by: Dungar Loghoth

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Originally by: thoth foc

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stuff

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you got trolled

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Originally by: thoth foc

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Originally by: Dungar Loghoth

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Originally by: thoth foc

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stuff

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you got trolled

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ofc.. this is CAOD after all.. your new here or something?

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Originally by: Anahid Brutus

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Originally by: thoth foc

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Originally by: Dungar Loghoth

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Originally by: thoth foc

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stuff

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you got trolled

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ofc.. this is CAOD after all.. your new here or something?

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hey toth, i wasnt trolling.

so that means you just got trolled by dungar

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Originally by: YapYup

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Ive not read through the 4 pages b4 me here & maybe someone has posted the same view but, if goons did just that & overcame their need to kill BOB it would indeed be the biggest shake up in EVE for a long old time.

IMO of course.

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Originally by: La FemmeFatal

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BOB must have known goons and go would go after them like shark to blood and hoping just for this moment. now they will finally lash out and take out goons and co with ease

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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ItÆs some kind of dreadful ôproject-crunch cubicle-jockey non-paid overtime work or everyone is getting firedö endeavour that probably ranks up there with a trip to a competent dominatrix on the ambiguous pain/pleasure scale of our postmodern times.

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Originally by: La FemmeFatal

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Edited by: La FemmeFatal on 13/03/2008 13:51:43
lol this one is going to be great.

although i will prob lose interest after the 13 page and quotes quoting a quote again quoting a quote etc.

it was obvious goons and co was going to waste all there manpower and resources in this campaign as its what bob had seen a little off when they back off and went back. they knew if they continued pushing they would be too stretched and it would be too costly. they new this before they fell prey to it, goons and co should have really read between the lines when BOB did this. Can only think that Goons and co are not to bright or they where disillusioned by BOB actions thinking they where in full retreat rather than a tactical retreat to pull goons and co further into there net

BOB must have known goons and go would go after them like shark to blood and hoping just for this moment. now they will finally lash out and take out goons and co with ease

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Originally by: Chomapuraku

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i propose both bob and goons vanish off of the face of EVE, but that aint happenin either. ****'s tough all over

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Originally by: Bonefish O'Hallahan

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that's meta as ****

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Originally by: Kanae

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Did anyone take this seriously?

The last "A modest proposal" I read was in high school about the Irish eating thier babies to deal with famine...

Either I'm overestimating the OP or he is laughing away reading the replies here.

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