//Both people are represented by an abstract class
public abstract class Person
{
 public bool StrangersToLove { get; set; }
 public bool KnowTheRules { get; set; }
}

//Possible thoughts
public enum Thought
{
 FullCommitment
}

//Class
public sealed class Me : Person
{
 public Thought Thinking()
 {
 return Thought.FullCommitment;
 }
}

//The target of the song, notice that GetThought can only be called by passing in an instance of Rick
//which satisfies that she can't get this from any other guy
public class You : Person
{
 private Thought whatHeIsThinking;
 public void GetThought(Me guy)
 {
 whatHeIsThinking = guy.Thinking();
 }
}

class Program
{
 //The first verse
 static void Main(string[] args)
 {

 var Rick = new Me() { KnowTheRules = true, StrangersToLove = false };

 var Girl = new You() { KnowTheRules = true, StrangersToLove = false };

 Girl.GetThought(Rick);
 }
}

Originally by: Kirjava

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This man speaks the truth, when he farts we count the length in seconds and make squillions buying winning lottery tickets.

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Originally by: Tzar'rim

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Ok, just own up to it. Which mod entered this thread going "w000t I get to lock a post!!!!!!!" and then go "aaah, FACK!"

No need to be ashamed of that.

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Originally by: Dark Shikari

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The problem with killing Jesus is he always just respawns 3 days later anyways.

Originally by: Benco97

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Coderoll?

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Originally by: Szprinkoth Sponsz

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Is that even Python?

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Originally by: Tarminic

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Originally by: Szprinkoth Sponsz

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Is that even Python?

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Looks like C# to me.

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Originally by: Stard Aneu

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Nah, he uses the keyword 'var' when defining objects. Java, perhaps?

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Originally by: Stard Aneu

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Originally by: Tarminic

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Originally by: Szprinkoth Sponsz

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Is that even Python?

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Looks like C# to me.

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Nah, he uses the keyword 'var' when defining objects. Java, perhaps?

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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Can you write that in Fortran 90 for me please?
Something like:

PROGRAM DAMMIT
IMPLICIT NONE
REAL :: NO, MAYBE, YES

OPEN(10,FILE='RICKROLLED.wav')

IF (HEADSMACK .GT. 10) THEN
YES=1
ELSEIF (HEADSMACK == HOFF) THEN
MAYBE=1
ELSE
NO=1
END IF

IF (YES==1) THEN
WRITE(*,*) "You bastard you got me good"
ELSEIF (MAYBE==1) THEN
WRITE(*,*) "THE HOFF? THAT IS SO 2003."
ELSE
WRITE(*,*) "Please lock this thread."
END IF
END PROGRAM DAMMIT

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Originally by: Alty MacAlterson

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Sekrit leaked CCP kode for EVE-O client

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Originally by: Dianabolic

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Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL