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An Anarchyyt
Gallente
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:38:00 -
[31]
 Originally by: CCP Prism X
Why do I need to be replaced? 
Ever read Logan's Run? |
Brigitte Helm
Minmatar
Flying Fox Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:38:00 -
[32]
Edited by: Brigitte Helm on 17/04/2008 20:43:18
Originally by: Arous Drephius
Spend a turn breaking Scotty's nose for not letting you change ship.
 My new fav... thxs Arous
Meant to add... as well as all the bad ones... I really need some good news ones  |
Orchid Ix
Behind The Stars
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Posted - 2008.04.17 20:40:00 -
[33]
Session change in progress... lose a turn. |
Roy Batty68
Caldari
Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.04.17 21:05:00 -
[34]
Lose a turn theme:
- You can't do that to a planet. Lose a turn.
- The Tritanium Alloy Dice are already SortOfRandomNumberGenerating. Lose a turn for being impatient.
- We're Sorry, Something Happened... Press F5 and lose a turn.
- You can't activate this Chance Card while in warp. Lose a turn.
- It would make more sense to talk to yourself directly rather than through this Chance Card. Lose a turn.
- You may not assemble this Chance Card as this action is reserved only for Chance Cards. Lose a turn.
- This Chance Card is starting up in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. This Chance Card is starting up in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. This Chance Card is starting up in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. Lose so many turns you might as well go do something else.
Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Lord Flatulence
Caldari
Spack Lords
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Posted - 2008.04.17 21:08:00 -
[35]
Those Chance Cards are not stackable - lose a turn
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.17 21:10:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Lord Flatulence
Those Chance Cards are not stackable - lose a turn
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
The problem with killing Jesus is he always just respawns 3 days later anyways. |
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CCP Prism X
C C P
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Posted - 2008.04.17 22:09:00 -
[37]
~ You imply a Dev is a fossil, on the forums. Lose the game.
~ Prism X
EvE Database Developer
Relocating your character to a cozy, secure container since 2006 |
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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
LoneStar Industries
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.04.17 22:11:00 -
[38]
Kongrasulation, yuo are Jenny Spitfire. 
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Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Recruitment
-KB- |
Rana Ash
Minmatar
Aeon Trinity
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Posted - 2008.04.17 22:15:00 -
[39]
You make a killing on the market collect x number of isk
The salvage was awsome collect x ammount
All the shuttels you made earnd you a nice ammount of isk collect...
Investing in jitas market paid off, collect x ammount of isk
Ļon Trinity is recruting, inquire within for details
lyret dedreen
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Alty MacAlterson
Alt Corporation
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Posted - 2008.04.17 22:21:00 -
[40]
Edited by: Alty MacAlterson on 17/04/2008 22:21:30
Hulks don't tank very well against a hundred Velators.
You fall asleep while ratting in your Navythron and wake up in an Ibis.
Patch day! Lose 10 turns.
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Elles D
Caldari
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.04.17 22:22:00 -
[41]
The alt key broke, lose a turn whilst you enter a state of deep psychosis which results in a failure cascade.
Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Lord Flatulence
Caldari
Spack Lords
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Posted - 2008.04.17 22:46:00 -
[42]
You disguise your old Quafe cans as Cap Booster 800s and contract them in Jita - collect 200mil ISK.
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Neddy Fox
Hadean Drive Yards
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Posted - 2008.04.17 22:59:00 -
[43]
You remote repped a rat, you loose 100 mill.
67.000.000 is not 67k, you loose 67 mill
You looted a wreck in lowsec and got away with it, you win 50 mill
You succesfully tanked a GS suicide, after looting his wreck you got a 100 mill reward.
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Tommy TenKreds
Animal Mercantile Executive
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Posted - 2008.04.17 23:36:00 -
[44]
- Negatives -
* The client crashed and you are now 99th in the queue for login...
* Overheating your warp core stabilizers was a bad idea...
* You clone jump to your current station, destroying your Snake implant clone...
- Positives -
* You corner the Expanded Cargohold II market...
* Your probe has located a wormhole to the Jove regions...
* You discover an Opux Luxury Yacht on contract for 1 ISK... |
Dealth Striker
Caldari
Striker Ltd
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Posted - 2008.04.18 00:05:00 -
[45]
- Warp to 0 in lowsec is actually a roll of DND dice - oops you rolled 01 - you fail - you stop 15km from stargate.
- you attempt to jump on warp 0 to destination and msg pops up 'you have to been with 2.5 km to jump - you have 2 more attempt.. use them wisely or you have to wait 5 minutes to use jump again'
- you jump into Jita.. msg pops up 'Maybe it is a good time to do those house chores now'
- you are in a massive battle and the game starts grinding to a very slow crawl, msg pops up.. 'we are experiencing technical difficulties but that is nothing compared to what your ship is currently experiencing. Don't look caz you are not going to like what you see.
- your enemy just asked to fleet join you.. you cannot stargate jump in lowsec for a minute
- your ship is blown up.. msg pops up:
You paid $$$isk for the ship
You paid $$$isk for the modules that were blown to bits
Your cargo destroyed you paid $$$isk and is worth $$$isk
Your modules that survived the destruction has netted that winner person $$$isk
Your cargo that survived the destruction has netted the lucky scooper $$$isk
Lag was thrown in for free
Total cost to you and time spent with this ship $$$$$isk
Experience of becoming broke once again - priceless
- been Concorded for the 3rd time this week - insurance revoked!
- your lucky day.. that 1.5 billion isk BPO contract is actually on sale since the contract owner accidently put it in for .15 billion isk
- the pirate actually lets you go after you pay the ransom
- you accidently click on the yes button to the msg 'this is a dangerous act do you really want to do this?' and a 2nd msg comes up 'are you really really sure you want to lose that expensive ship on such an obvious stupid move?'
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Communication is Key! |
An Anarchyyt
Gallente
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.04.18 00:46:00 -
[46]
Originally by: CCP Prism X
~ You imply a Dev is a fossil, on the forums. Lose the game.
:cripes: |
Nomakai Delateriel
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2008.04.18 01:10:00 -
[47]
"Due to a 'Target is invulnerable' message your target managed to avoid your gatecamp. To vent your range you spend your next turn popping MACRO haulers. Skip your next turn and collect 500 tritanium"
"Your voice server is being ventrilo harassed. Miss your next fleet op. On the upside, apparently someone in your alliance has 'balls of steel'" |
Neth'Rae
Gallente
Neth's Workshop
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Posted - 2008.04.18 01:44:00 -
[48]
Edited by: Neth''Rae on 18/04/2008 01:44:36
If CCP Released an Official EVE Monopoly I'd buy it instantly!
And hey, you've already had success with board games before!! 
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Thargat
Caldari
North Star Networks
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.18 02:36:00 -
[49]
Negs:
- CONCORDOKKEN (You accedently pop a can during a mission, -200mil)
- ET PWNS HOME? (Your homesystem is DDd by ET, you spend one round cleaning the mess up)
- OHGOD BEES (you're blessed with a velator "inconvenience OP", you lose your ship and need to spend a round looking for your dignity)
- Desynched (your're actually not where you think you are, move back 1D)
Positives:
- Can I have your stuffz? (It actually works this time, +1bil ISK)
- Can't take the heat? (a nanomach burns his midrack due to lag as he tries to gank your domi, you gain a random officer module)
- Blue on Blue? (A hostile gang crashes the gatecamp you just got stuck in and you escape as local is filled with diplomatical lamentation, this card negates "warpscrambled" card)
- Gankaton (go to denmark for one round and then spend one additional round sobering up)
Neut:
- This is Moon (nothing happens)
- Extended DT (nothing happens, all players must wait 1 turn) |
Detritus Thermopyle
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.04.18 03:27:00 -
[50]
Your 'loss due to lag' petition generates an 'our logs show something' response from a GM, collect xxx isk and take an extra turn.
Your 'loss due to lag' petition generates an 'our logs show nothing' response from a GM, lose 2 turns while complaining on the forums.
A lie can travel halfway around the universe while the truth is un-docking. ~ Mark Twain (paraphrased) |
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CCP WeatherMan
C C P
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Posted - 2008.04.18 03:34:00 -
[51]
Drank too much beer and mistook your war targets for the Red Cross rescue team. Now meet the real nurse and choose a new clone!
WeatherMan
Community Representative
EVE Online, CCP Games
Email/Netfang
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Amastat
Caldari
Omegatech
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Posted - 2008.04.18 03:59:00 -
[52]
You made a inappropriate forum signature, CCP Navigater beats the crap out of your signature with the nerf bat. (lose 2,000,000 ISK)
Your Tempest breaks down and you are forced to peruse an Amarrian rental service. CCP beats you with the nerf tree. (lose 5,000,000 ISK)
It's patch day! Your formally worthless trade stock has now quadrupled in value. (gain 5,000,000 ISK)
Uh-oh! A quantum singularity appears and you are sucked into Jita! (you lose a turn)
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Jurgen Cartis
Caldari
Interstellar Corporation of Exploration
Nex Eternus
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Posted - 2008.04.18 04:17:00 -
[53]
Character Sold for ISK. Go back to Start, collect ten billion ISK.
You jumped to your old EC-P8R jumpclone. Turns out TRI is better at station camps than the last guys who tried. Lose 2 turns waiting them out.
Go to M-0EEB in an Osprey to ninja mine. Welcome back to the clone vats.
Falcon Alt Uncloaks. Negate one negative chance card (it may not be redirected).
Newbie Scout Alt. Avoid one negative chance card (it may be redirected).
Suicide Gank. Steal three hundred million ISK from one player of your choice. CONCORD lags out his square for the next turn, anyone who goes through it loses 2 squares of movement.
Log into Jita on Sunday. Lose 1 turn waiting for the GM to move you.
You fall asleep at the keyboard, and your alliance mates spend the next 5 hours guarding your Dreadnought. Spend next 2 turns bashing POS to make up the favor to them.
Call in a few favors. Draw another chance card.
Ransomed by pirates. Lose 50 million ISK.
Ransomed by pirates. Lose 50 million ISK, and your ship.
You fail to read the patch notes. Lose one turn wondering why your favorite ship won't undock.
You find a stealth buff/nerf on SISI. Make 20% of your current ISK stockpile speculating.
Stumble into CAOD. Spend 20m on brain bleach.
Forum ***** a little too hard. Turned pink for 3 turns.
Goonfleet causes a Node Crash. Everyone within 10 spaces of your position on the board loses 1 turn.
Exploration pays off big time. You make 2 billion ISK.
Go on a Goonfleet slosh op. Spend next turn getting over hangover and piecing together how you ended up in Venal in an Auguror.
AFK Cloaker! You can ignore him and move again, or lose 2 spaces movement avoiding the system.
AFK Cloaker isn't AFK. Played in response to ignoring AFK Cloaker. Opponent loses 1 turn/ship.
Hauler Spawn! Gain 200 million ISK, but lose a turn hauling it.
Newbie piwat attacks you in a belt. Lose 1 turn laughing at his horrendous Thorax fit.
It turns out Mallers are known as Bait-class for a reason. Lose one ship.
You get to be the Forlorn Hope and draw fire on a POS warp in. Lose your current ship.
Trolled on the forums. Lose one turn in flamewar before mods lock the thread.
Fit a BS Microwarpdrive on your HAC. Go forward as far as you can, in a straight line, then spend 1 turn stopping and getting your cap back up.
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ICE Blueprint Sales
FIRST!! -Yipsilanti
Pfft. Never such a thing as a "last chance". ;) -Rauth |
Cors
It's A Trap
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Posted - 2008.04.18 04:19:00 -
[54]
You you tried to flip a can with Tritanium in it from some guy with an odd name.
He comes back in the Veldnaught equiped with 3 target painters, a web and a Scram. You think his name was something ending in "ibba"
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SeismicForce
The Shadow Order
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.18 06:42:00 -
[55]
- You were caught mining in a Procurer, go back 10 spaces
- Your vagabond only had 1 nano mounted, lose 50% of your next throw
- You were caught flying an Amarr ship, pay 100 million |
Brigitte Helm
Minmatar
Flying Fox Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.18 13:34:00 -
[56]
Originally by: CCP WeatherMan
Drank too much beer and mistook your war targets for the Red Cross rescue team. Now meet the real nurse and choose a new clone!
He He me like... Thxs Guys these are all great... keep them coming the more I get the better. |
Tommy TenKreds
Animal Mercantile Executive
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Posted - 2008.04.18 14:16:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Detritus Thermopyle
Your 'loss due to lag' petition generates an 'our logs show nothing' response from a GM, lose 2 turns while complaining on the forums.
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Mikal Drey
Minmatar
ORIGIN SYSTEMS
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.18 14:28:00 -
[58]
"You undock for a fleet fight, travel several systems . . . forget to put ammo in your cargo bay."
same with freighter .
"You undock your freighter for a trade haul, go afk. forget cargo :''("
"Your 1.0 exploration plex escalates serveral systems and ends up in a camped .4. you ninja past and the final waypoint to get rewarded with a Faction NPC Frigate"
All the above actually happened :)
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Sexiest Beast
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.18 14:35:00 -
[59]
boot.ini not found. Go directly to NOL and do not pass Jita
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Shanur
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.04.18 14:37:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Detritus Thermopyle
Your 'loss due to lag' petition generates an 'our logs show something' response from a GM, collect xxx isk and take an extra turn. Lose your beer as the GM drank it.
Fixed
Originally by: Malcanis
Too many people confuse "Waah, I didn't get my own way" with 'poor customer service'.
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