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Istvaan Shogaatsu Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club	Posted - 2008.05.06 00:27:00 - [1] Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 06/05/2008 00:29:51 Do you have more alts than morals? Do you enjoy hurting those weaker than you? Do you want to ruin your prospects for ever joining another corporation in Eve, ever? Do you want to sneak a spy into the Guiding Hand Social Club? Well, now's your chance! The GH-SC is looking for fresh blood to beef up our heretofore limited ranks. We're in the market for a few pilots with decent PVP mains, and the ability to train or procure well-groomed infiltration alts. Applicants will be severely tortured. Most will not survive, but a handful will be reborn as avatars of The Grief, living incarnations of carebear suffering given form. How to apply: 1.) Download an IRC client, join #GH-SC on irc.coldfront.net and wait for a senior operative to interview you and possibly grant you a trial membership. 2.) Commit a heist. We're looking for something in the 10 billion and up scale. 3.) Claim credit in public for the heist. No hiding behind alts. Joining the Guiding Hand makes you a pariah, and that's the way we like it. 4.) Give us a taste. What, you thought it'd be free? Successful applicants will become privy to the Guiding Hand theft network, enabling them to get help with their own jobs, or work with other operatives for a cut of the take. However, applicants should expect to be left in the dark on most operations, as there are some things about our corporation you simply will not need to know. If this bugs you, don't apply. About us: The Guiding Hand Social Club is a bunch of guys who like griefing, stealing expensive things, and sometimes getting paid to grief and/or steal expensive things. We have no political alignment, no friends or allies, and like to roleplay CIA agents. We used to be full-time mercs, but now usually only take extremely expensive contracts. Nowadays we mostly just screw with people. Also, we made 21 billion ISK yesterday. Here's a couple nerdy fanfics to set the mood: The Guiding Hand Social Club Negotiations Hijacked!
Tyrrax Thorrk Amarr Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.06 00:29:00 - [2] in before the stalkers ! ;D
OverKill Caldari Hadean Drive Yards Archaean Cooperative	Posted - 2008.05.06 01:34:00 - [3] /me wears his "I Love Istvaan" T-Shirt Building With Tomorrow's Technology, Today! Hadean Drive Yards
Sarwaka Foehammer The Same 20 Guys	Posted - 2008.05.06 02:58:00 - [4] Prepare to be applied to by 99% of Goonswarm. Also: Wrong forum, recruitment is downhill from here
Astarte Nosferatu Minmatar Canes Pugnaces	Posted - 2008.05.06 06:40:00 - [5] Arguable the best and most experienced corporation in their chosen field of business. Mostly a bunch of unscrupulous bastards, but that's how we like them ;).
Istvaan Shogaatsu Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club	Posted - 2008.05.06 12:50:00 - [6] Originally by: Sarwaka Foehammer Prepare to be applied to by 99% of Goonswarm. Also: Wrong forum, recruitment is downhill from here We are fully prepared for such an eventuality: if our new members start asking questions about what the Guiding Hand is up to, we will lie to them. As for the forum, yeah, serves me right for posting drunk. I'll have it moved to the correct forum area soon.
Kyoko Sakoda Caldari Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.05.06 13:38:00 - [7] Epic post, blah blah blah. Too bad I'm just not evil enough.
Drath vader	Posted - 2008.05.06 14:48:00 - [8] Edited by: Drath vader on 06/05/2008 14:48:07 is it ok to join with an alt ^^ edit: if ur main likes pvping in the corp hes in
Astarte Nosferatu Minmatar Canes Pugnaces	Posted - 2008.05.06 15:53:00 - [9] Originally by: Drath vader Edited by: Drath vader on 06/05/2008 14:48:07 is it ok to join with an alt ^^ edit: if ur main likes pvping in the corp hes in i doub u ll get in if u spek liek this Come on, show a little effort, this is the elite of the elite of EvE here. Istvaan, I suggest you rob everyone that sends in fake or really bad applications.
Verone Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.05.06 16:08:00 - [10] >>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW - EVE FICTION <<<
Drath vader	Posted - 2008.05.06 17:01:00 - [11] sorry ive given up looking at the keyboard while i type because every time i do imsure i can see it plotting to kill me well it was more of a question than an app since if the answer is no then i cat get in anyway

CCP Mitnal C C P	Posted - 2008.05.06 19:23:00 - [12] Moved to Recruitment Centre. Mitnal, Community Representative EVE Online CCP Games Email/Netfang

Havohej Minmatar The Defias Brotherhood	Posted - 2008.05.06 20:02:00 - [13] I only wish I were in a position with enough freedom to pursue this. Good luck finding quality recruits, though I'm sure you will. Originally by: techzer0 I'm invincible until proven wrong
Tyrrax Thorrk Amarr Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.07 00:56:00 - [14] Well this is disappointing, I thought we'd totally get stalkers in this thread ;\
Kylegar Caldari Dawn of Fire Black-Out	Posted - 2008.05.07 01:35:00 - [15] No worries Tyrrax, I'm stalking you -- Originally by: CCP Ginger No sex changes.
Redd Lenses Gallente Direct Intent	Posted - 2008.05.07 01:42:00 - [16] The GH-SC is the reason I joined EVE. I read about the heist of the Imperial Apocalypse and all and said 'Cool!'
Uuve Savisaalo Rage and Terror Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2008.05.07 07:50:00 - [17]
Tyrrax Thorrk Amarr Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.07 10:56:00 - [18] Originally by: Redd Lenses The GH-SC is the reason I joined EVE. I read about the heist of the Imperial Apocalypse and all and said 'Cool!' This is the ingame news piece that goes with "hijacked" from the OP http://myeve.eve-online.com/news.asp?a=single&nid=947&tid=3
Astarte Nosferatu Minmatar Canes Pugnaces	Posted - 2008.05.07 16:12:00 - [19] Page 3 huh?
Tyrrax Thorrk Amarr Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.07 17:08:00 - [20] yeah this forum sees a lot of action, and we're pretty lazy
Havohej Minmatar The Defias Brotherhood	Posted - 2008.05.08 02:12:00 - [21] Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk (Unless ofc you're talking about the PCgamer article where we used an imperial apocalypse to kill a navy apocalypse and smartbomb mirial's capsule Linkage) This was the one for me - this is why I left WoW. Originally by: techzer0 I'm invincible until proven wrong
Stakhanov Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.05.08 11:17:00 - [22] ...wait , what ? Originally by: Bloody Puppy because it's a good game because it's a good game because it's a good gameeeeee ccp gonna nerf it
Tyrrax Thorrk Amarr Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.08 18:33:00 - [23] what !
Bar Wars	Posted - 2008.05.08 19:53:00 - [24] Gh-Sc scam was the most fascinating eve story i read when i started as a little nubbin. I am still paranoid to this day that any of them might infiltrate my corp. All i can think of why they wont is we are too insignificant and i have a nice list with corp, associated corps, cros over membership etc that i still check and maintain on a regular basis when it comes to revruits. Its just another layer of defence that can be circumvented i know, paranoia helps keep hulls intact Altho i e-hate all of you i love that its possible in eve.
John McCreedy Caldari Eve Defence Force Insurgency	Posted - 2008.05.08 19:55:00 - [25] I don't know, I thought your title was rather awsome myself say hi to Jorel for me and tell him to PM me some time if he's still with you. J Not all men are made equal
Greenbolt Minmatar Un4seen Development	Posted - 2008.05.08 20:00:00 - [26] would be funny if this was a scam... ya know 1.heist 10+ billion. 2.report it in the forums 3.become hated... 4.give Istavan a taste..10-15 percent maybe? then told have a nice day. im sure thats not the case..(not enough reward for the effort and all that...) but would still be ironic. --------------------------------------------------- Scordite -Who was it that said that flying minmatar is kinda like going down a flight of stairs on an office chair while firing an uzi?
NTRabbit Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club	Posted - 2008.05.09 06:24:00 - [27] Successful applicants may get the chance to meet me ------
Tyrrax Thorrk Amarr Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.09 22:26:00 - [28] Yeah right, let's not lie to the candidates bunny ;\
Istvaan Shogaatsu Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club	Posted - 2008.05.11 02:55:00 - [29] Originally by: Greenbolt would be funny if this was a scam... ya know 1.heist 10+ billion. 2.report it in the forums 3.become hated... 4.give Istavan a taste..10-15 percent maybe? then told have a nice day. im sure thats not the case..(not enough reward for the effort and all that...) but would still be ironic. Nah, I don't have patience for penny scams. We honestly don't get out of bed for anything less than eleven-digit figures anymore. Besides, even if this was a scam, the "victim" still walks away with the vast majority of the take - that's why I said "give us a taste" instead of "give us everything you own" like certain un-creative alliances out there. The reason we demand those requirements, is that some folks simply don't have the stomach to commit virtual theft. I want to find some with the right mind-set, is all. If we can do what we do with a handful of guys, imagine the mischief we could cause if we find a bunch more of their caliber :)
xeno tristan	Posted - 2008.05.11 12:41:00 - [30] Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Originally by: Greenbolt would be funny if this was a scam... ya know 1.heist 10+ billion. 2.report it in the forums 3.become hated... 4.give Istavan a taste..10-15 percent maybe? then told have a nice day. im sure thats not the case..(not enough reward for the effort and all that...) but would still be ironic. Nah, I don't have patience for penny scams. We honestly don't get out of bed for anything less than eleven-digit figures anymore. Besides, even if this was a scam, the "victim" still walks away with the vast majority of the take - that's why I said "give us a taste" instead of "give us everything you own" like certain un-creative alliances out there. The reason we demand those requirements, is that some folks simply don't have the stomach to commit virtual theft. I want to find some with the right mind-set, is all. If we can do what we do with a handful of guys, imagine the mischief we could cause if we find a bunch more of their caliber :) I dont think he is worried about the giving u a small amount of the heist, i thinks it more, "ive ruined my reputation" and the GH-SC say good day to you, and that is the end, meaning then taht player will have difficulty joining any other corp again Giving that the evolution member gave TT a aeon mothership in hope of being able to rejoin, and was not allowed
Ren Surkova Down In Flames	Posted - 2008.05.11 14:35:00 - [31] I'll never know why some of you guys attach so much weight to ingame reps or e-honor or whatever you want to call it. "Oh no the minority of eve players who keep abreast of forum scandals know I'm a corp thief, guess I'll sell my main and start over"
Tyrrax Thorrk Amarr Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.11 22:49:00 - [32] Originally by: xeno tristan I dont think he is worried about the giving u a small amount of the heist, i thinks it more, "ive ruined my reputation" and the GH-SC say good day to you, and that is the end, meaning then taht player will have difficulty joining any other corp again Giving that the evolution member gave TT a aeon mothership in hope of being able to rejoin, and was not allowed What ? Kurenin can join GH-SC anytime he wants to, he gave me his Aeon because we're friends and he'd been playing WoW for months and thought it'd be a good way to annoy BoB (and hilarious) Well that was offtopic, as to the concern about people giving us a cut of their heist and then us going "haha you can't join anyway", well that'd be pretty stupid, we wouldn't have a recruitment thread if we didn't want more members and if we just wanted the ISK we'd be really really stupid to stop at only one guy, which is what would happen if we scammed the first one. WTS common sense ;O
Kurenub Amarr Going Limp	Posted - 2008.05.11 22:58:00 - [33] Originally by: xeno tristan Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Originally by: Greenbolt would be funny if this was a scam... ya know 1.heist 10+ billion. 2.report it in the forums 3.become hated... 4.give Istavan a taste..10-15 percent maybe? then told have a nice day. im sure thats not the case..(not enough reward for the effort and all that...) but would still be ironic. Nah, I don't have patience for penny scams. We honestly don't get out of bed for anything less than eleven-digit figures anymore. Besides, even if this was a scam, the "victim" still walks away with the vast majority of the take - that's why I said "give us a taste" instead of "give us everything you own" like certain un-creative alliances out there. The reason we demand those requirements, is that some folks simply don't have the stomach to commit virtual theft. I want to find some with the right mind-set, is all. If we can do what we do with a handful of guys, imagine the mischief we could cause if we find a bunch more of their caliber :) I dont think he is worried about the giving u a small amount of the heist, i thinks it more, "ive ruined my reputation" and the GH-SC say good day to you, and that is the end, meaning then taht player will have difficulty joining any other corp again Giving that the evolution member gave TT a aeon mothership in hope of being able to rejoin, and was not allowed Erm no you cretinous failbag. I gave it to him because it would be funny.
Istvaan Shogaatsu Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club	Posted - 2008.05.12 14:25:00 - [34] ICH BIN EIN BUMP.
Havohej The Defias Brotherhood DEFI4NT	Posted - 2008.05.12 21:00:00 - [35] Originally by: Ren Surkova I'll never know why... And your name will probably never be attached to an player-driven MMO event that eventually winds up being thought of as mere legend except for the few who still have bookmarks of links to prove it, amirite? Unless, of course, this was some sort of alt-post bump in disguise. Originally by: techzer0 I'm invincible until proven wrong
Tyrrax Thorrk Amarr Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.13 15:02:00 - [36] alts ? what's that ;O
Grarr Dexx Amarr Naval Protection Corp Carpe Universitas	Posted - 2008.05.14 07:34:00 - [37] I DESIGNED MY NAME IN THE FLAVOR OF YOURS TT. BABIES, NOW.
Tyrrax Thorrk Amarr Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.15 05:10:00 - [38] [11:23] <CokeheadBroker> so i take it this was a joke? [11:24] <CokeheadBroker> fp no, but we don't need any impatient people who lack all common sense right now ;O thanks for stopping by our recruitment IRC channel tho !
Tyrrax Thorrk Amarr Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:06:00 - [39] Originally by: Grarr Dexx I DESIGNED MY NAME IN THE FLAVOR OF YOURS TT. BABIES, NOW. Well i would but the double x part means you failed ;O plus i have to wash my hair tonight
Speed Devil Caldari Mean Machines	Posted - 2008.05.15 22:25:00 - [40] are there any rules or requirements? i dont use a mic or headphone or anything like that, i am a capital pilot thats barely online, when im online im usually drunk and i like suiciding people and dishonoring ransoms interested?
Achran Dexx Caldari CompleXion Industries	Posted - 2008.05.19 10:01:00 - [41] Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Originally by: Grarr Dexx I DESIGNED MY NAME IN THE FLAVOR OF YOURS TT. BABIES, NOW. Well i would but the double x part means you failed ;O plus i have to wash my hair tonight In your flavor, not copied Hair washing is awesome.
Grarr Dexx Amarr Naval Protection Corp Carpe Universitas	Posted - 2008.05.19 10:02:00 - [42] Originally by: Achran Dexx Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk Originally by: Grarr Dexx I DESIGNED MY NAME IN THE FLAVOR OF YOURS TT. BABIES, NOW. Well i would but the double x part means you failed ;O plus i have to wash my hair tonight In your flavor, not copied Hair washing is awesome. Whoops wrong character.
Decker Kong	Posted - 2008.05.23 01:17:00 - [43] still recruiting?
Tyrrax Thorrk Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.23 04:08:00 - [44] Yeah, we're still recruiting.
Tyrrax Thorrk Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.24 06:19:00 - [45] I'm not going to be in channel until like monday or something, I'm sure Istvaan will show any new faces that show up much love and attention !
Tyrrax Thorrk Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.28 15:49:00 - [46] vant more members
Tyrrax Thorrk Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.05.30 16:01:00 - [47] still recruiting
Raem Civrie Firma Civrie	Posted - 2008.06.04 22:18:00 - [48] Waiting patiently for a recruiter to bother talking to you in the IRC channel is a part of the test. So is inventing elaborate new methods of gaining said attention. ---
Caroline Bliss Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2008.06.04 22:19:00 - [49] I wouldn't want to associate my characters with any of these players. Unless it's a devious plan to scam these... =P
Ikvar Sechrin The Social Engineering Society	Posted - 2008.06.05 08:02:00 - [50] Bump for the archetypes - We are recruiting like-minded operatives, check out the thread.
Tyrrax Thorrk Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.06.08 00:17:00 - [51] Thanks for da bumps :) Still recruiting !
Zulu Six State War Academy	Posted - 2008.06.08 12:53:00 - [52] If GH-SC is good enough to still be recruiting, then I'm good enough to offer a free bump. I am Havohej's alt. I would post with my main, but it's banned vOv
Kehmor PAK	Posted - 2008.06.24 11:31:00 - [53] Too bad my corp doesn't have 10bil for me to steal. - Violence isn't the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes.
Riethe Invictus Sovereignty	Posted - 2008.06.24 13:06:00 - [54] Hey what's up EVE-Scam.com
Empyre Domestic Reform	Posted - 2008.06.27 20:46:00 - [55] you reap what you sow.. even in a video game. stealing is bad. npcs have feelings, too. etc. You're doing it wrong.
Selena Coombs	Posted - 2008.07.09 11:19:00 - [56] Seems like not may people have the patience or the will to do what is needed to become on of the GH-SC Elite.
Asa Tru	Posted - 2008.07.09 11:24:00 - [57] I have to admit this one of the funniest things I've read in a while

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