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Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:53:00 - [1] Okay, I've just spent the last 2 hours trying to decide which section to post in, but my offer is so general that I'm unsure where else to make it. (Feel free to move the topic if you have a better idea than me.) I'm selling, well, me. If you buy me you get me for 2 months time to do with as you wish. I come equipped with a 44 million SP char, Teamspeak, Msm / aim and will obey all your orders. There are a few clauses to the agreement that are in place to stop a loophole to be exploited however; 1. You must supply anything you wish me to use yourself or be provided by your corp. This is to stop you bankrupting me with orders such as "Buy battleship, attack concord, repeat steps 1 and 2". To literate, If you want me to mine with you, then you must provide the mining barge and strip miners. If you want me to back you up in PvP, you must supply the ship I am to fly with you in and modules attached to it. If you want me to attack [insert 0.0 alliance name here] on my own in a shuttle while wearing a pink dress and shouting Monty Python quotes and other taunts at them, then you must provide the shuttle and pink dress. I will however pay for my own clones, unless your orders result in rather regular pod killings for me (for example, once per day + average) in which case I will ask you to pay for my clones from that point onwards. You cannot order me not to buy a new clone, just stop getting me killed instead <.< 2. I will only obey your orders while you are online or otherwise present. If you want a mining bot there are programs for that, I'm not a substitute for 23/7 mindless labour unless you are also doing it too. 3. You must have Msn, Aim, or some other program to keep in contact with me. I can't hang about on EvE at all times awaiting your arrival; you will instead have to tell me to get on via Msn or whatnot. 4. I can train any skills I like still. However, if you have a skill you would like me to train and it isn't too far out of my training schedule, then I may train what you requested instead. 5. I reserve the right to add further exceptions to the list if you think of a way of exploiting my offer that I didn't think of. Other than that, anything goes. I'll do whatever you tell me while you are still present. If you want me to mine with you, I will. If you want me to do missions simultaneously or with you, I will. If you want me to PvP in one method or another with you, I will. If you want me to join your corp, I will. Heck, it doesn't even have to be EvE, I'll be yours for 2 months and you could make me play another game with you or do your math homework, it's up to you. Any ships / modules / etc will be returned will be returned either when you ask for them or when the time is up, whichever comes first (assuming that item has survived the orders you have been giving me). Also, all bounties that I end up with, loot I obtain and so forth while following your orders will be given to you upon my obtaining them and so forth. In essence I will be an extension of your will, fighting and whatnot for your benefit. If for some reason I am unable to follow your orders (PC breaks, etc) then you will be summarily reimbursed for your time or the time extended appropriately. My price is a "Capital ships" skillbook and a "Gallente Carrier pilot" skillbook for two months of my time, or just a "Gallente Carrier pilot" skillbook for one month. Payment will be up front. Feel free to ask questions etc. For example, I'm not sure if 2 months is too much or not, I'd like some opinions. Mostly, my main objective out of this is perhaps I'll get a new EvE friend to fly with out of all of this, the skillbooks are a bonus. If you're not an evil slave driver then I may well continue to follow your orders after our time is up. I would prefer somebody who lets me have Sundays off, just in case following you orders drives me insane so that I can wind down ------------------------------
endeavour x Hangover Heros.	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:54:00 - [2] My Raven was equipped with the following: HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I "If they can't lock you, they can't shoot you."
Bistot Kid The First Thing You'll Ever See	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:55:00 - [3] Edited by: Bistot Kid on 15/05/2008 20:56:06 You know, that's going to get real old, real quick. Edit: BTW, it's "heroes". -------------------- What? Me Worry? --------------------
Shakuul Caldari Extreme Addiction Atrum Tempestas Foedus	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:56:00 - [4] Originally by: Bistot Kid You know, that's going to get real old, real quick. I'm kind of getting a kick out of it, although yeah with every new post he gets closer and closer to a forums ban.
endeavour x Hangover Heros.	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:56:00 - [5] My Raven was equipped with the following: HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I "If they can't lock you, they can't shoot you."
Bistot Kid The First Thing You'll Ever See	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:57:00 - [6] What a clever boy. -------------------- What? Me Worry? --------------------
Bish Ounen Gallente Omni-Core Freedom Fighters Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:58:00 - [7] Originally by: Bistot Kid Edited by: Bistot Kid on 15/05/2008 20:56:06 You know, that's going to get real old, real quick. It's already frigging old.
ExcellciuM Caldari The New Order. SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:59:00 - [8] YOU BE KILLIN MY MEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gone'Postal Minmatar Vengeance 8 Interceptors	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:00:00 - [9] Originally by: Bish Ounen Originally by: Bistot Kid Edited by: Bistot Kid on 15/05/2008 20:56:06 You know, that's going to get real old, real quick. It's already frigging old. You do kinda have to let the guy off, hes too stupid to know a keyboard has more then the keyboard shortcuts for Copy&Paste. Feel sorry for him, I do. Questions, Comments, Problems, Please address them to the CSM.. Now CCP Never have to visit the forum. -V8I-
Bish Ounen Gallente Omni-Core Freedom Fighters Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:02:00 - [10] Pfft. Stupid spam posts reported "endeavour x". Enjoy your forum vacation.
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:03:00 - [11] Ummmm....? What's going on here?
Gone'Postal Minmatar Vengeance 8 Interceptors	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:04:00 - [12] Originally by: Amplify Ummmm....? What's going on here? Attack of the monkeys rear copy&paste attack squad. Questions, Comments, Problems, Please address them to the CSM.. Now CCP Never have to visit the forum. -V8I-
ExcellciuM Caldari The New Order. SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:04:00 - [13] ITT WE DISCUSS RAVEN SETUP!
Gone'Postal Minmatar Vengeance 8 Interceptors	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:05:00 - [14] Originally by: ExcellciuM ITT WE DISCUSS RAVEN SETUP! theres a forum for that... Learn to read. Questions, Comments, Problems, Please address them to the CSM.. Now CCP Never have to visit the forum. -V8I-
Bish Ounen Gallente Omni-Core Freedom Fighters Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:07:00 - [15] Back on topic; My corp has a player with particular, erm, "preledictions". Could we hire you to go and give him some sweet, sweet, man-loving?
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:07:00 - [16] Originally by: Gone'Postal Originally by: Amplify Ummmm....? What's going on here? Attack of the monkeys rear copy&paste attack squad. I don't suppose I could get a reply or two that are on topic? ------------------------------
Bish Ounen Gallente Omni-Core Freedom Fighters Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:09:00 - [17] Originally by: Amplify Originally by: Gone'Postal Originally by: Amplify Ummmm....? What's going on here? Attack of the monkeys rear copy&paste attack squad. I don't suppose I could get a reply or two that are on topic? Mine was on topic... sort of...
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:10:00 - [18] Originally by: Bish Ounen Back on topic; My corp has a player with particular, erm, "preledictions". Could we hire you to go and give him some sweet, sweet, man-loving? Well... I suppose it's within the limits of laid out agreement, so if you want me to hump his leg etc then I will obey <.< ------------------------------
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:48:00 - [19] Any chance of some more on-topic replies, perhaps somebody even taking me up on my offer? ------------------------------
Asestorian Domination. Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:49:00 - [20] Just to interject, I think endeavour x is doing it wrong. --- Quote: Welcome to EVE, a PvP game where people are - shockingly - allowed to PvP as much as they like.
Joe Starbreaker	Posted - 2008.05.15 21:55:00 - [21] Originally by: Amplify Any chance of some more on-topic replies, perhaps somebody even taking me up on my offer? If you are really that into submission, you should have rolled a female avatar. You want somebody to make your ugly mug a slave, you should pay them. TBH the OP gives me the creeps. ---------------- [insert signature here]
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.15 22:03:00 - [22] Originally by: Joe Starbreaker Originally by: Amplify Any chance of some more on-topic replies, perhaps somebody even taking me up on my offer? If you are really that into submission, you should have rolled a female avatar. You want somebody to make your ugly mug a slave, you should pay them. TBH the OP gives me the creeps. I prefer "servant", not "slave". Besides, nobody complains about the looks of the Minmatar when it comes to this sort of thing, do they? >.> ------------------------------
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.15 23:39:00 - [23] WTB: Inteligent, on-topic replies.
Erotic Irony 0bsession	Posted - 2008.05.15 23:43:00 - [24] pretty good scam, teddy br ftw strikes again ___ Eve Players are not very smart. Support Killmail Overhaul
GrEy FoX2t7	Posted - 2008.05.15 23:55:00 - [25] ok You say you want me to supply ships but not the skills to fly them? I demand you buy and start training immediately upon hiring Caldari carrier Caldari dread Amarr carrier Amarr dread Minmatar carrier Minmatar dread and Amarr titan i will hire u until you train all of them i will pay you in skillbooks though they will be all non-capital skillbooks and < 10 per-month Deal?
Element 22 Gallente	Posted - 2008.05.16 00:05:00 - [26] Three Laws of Amplify /\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|\ / \|\| It's a truss bridge O.O
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 00:23:00 - [27] Originally by: Erotic Irony pretty good scam, teddy br ftw strikes again You can believe what you like, but i'm not out to scam anybody. I have every skill i'd need to be a carrier pilot, cept the important two. This is merely an unusual way for me to earn them.
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 00:24:00 - [28] Originally by: GrEy FoX2t7 ok You say you want me to supply ships but not the skills to fly them? I demand you buy and start training immediately upon hiring Caldari carrier Caldari dread Amarr carrier Amarr dread Minmatar carrier Minmatar dread and Amarr titan i will hire u until you train all of them i will pay you in skillbooks though they will be all non-capital skillbooks and < 10 per-month Deal? No, I refer you to rule 4. Also, my price is set in stone.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.16 00:25:00 - [29] Originally by: Amplify Okay, I've just spent the last 2 hours trying to decide which section to post in And yet you still didn't manage to decide on the character & timecode bazaar... _______________ ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR
Element 22 Gallente	Posted - 2008.05.16 00:27:00 - [30] Stone eh? Well that won't be a problem seeing as how I have blasters that tear through tritium. So let's see here, you want a Gallente Carrier, a little to the left...and...problem solved, ok, so one Gallente Car for 1 months service. No need to thank me, just doing my job /\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|X\|\ / \|\| It's a truss bridge O.O
F90OEX F9X	Posted - 2008.05.16 00:29:00 - [31] What a load of ..
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.16 00:30:00 - [32] Edited by: DubanFP on 16/05/2008 00:30:23 hmm on second though i'll pay you 50,000 isk and my first order is to give me the 50k isk back. _______________ ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR
ExcellciuM Caldari The New Order. SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.16 00:40:00 - [33] I HIRE YOU TO BUY A RAVEN AND FIT IT LIKE THIS: My Raven was equipped with the following: HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 00:50:00 - [34] Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 16/05/2008 00:27:32 Funny idea although it's probebly a scam. Think about it. You pay him a crapload of cash, then have to pay him again for anything he wants. Then he runs away. IF you can think of a reasonable way for me to make it less risky for the other party, then I will do that. However, this is the best i've been able to come up with. And it's anything you want, not anything I want. You'd be in charge instead of me after all. ------------------------------
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 00:51:00 - [35] Originally by: ExcellciuM I HIRE YOU TO BUY A RAVEN AND FIT IT LIKE THIS: I know you're just spamming the meme of the day, but; "rule 1".
Turd Hurdler Minmatar Lunar Orbital Laboratories	Posted - 2008.05.16 03:24:00 - [36] The raven setup is made of win, but you really need to make it with uber win and put cargo expanders in the lows, its not a tank if its not an honour tank. I would ahve had you as my little slave but I've just gotten a dog and that is enough to look after right now.
Amastat Caldari Omegatech	Posted - 2008.05.16 03:50:00 - [37] Edited by: Amastat on 16/05/2008 03:50:21 First! (to post a remotely meaningful reply) I have a some questions. -Have you provided this service before? Are you capable of listing some past clients? -Would you be willing to accept a contract would would require you to pay the client collateral? -What kind of assurance is there you would actually dedicate 2-months; that is a long time? -What kind of PvP experience do you have - so the client would know wither or not you would trash more ships then its all worth? -Would you provide any of the following services? espionage, sabotage, intelligence/reconnaissance, mapping, assassination, wardec corp removal, hired gun, ninja salvage removal/deterrent, suicide bombing, mining, hauling, mission running, etc. -Would you be willing to perform a job that may/will harm your reputation/standings (sabotage, missions, faction warfare, scam/theft/pirating)? -If you did provide exceptional service, would you be willing to take another contract and/or contract extensions? (supposing your employer was fair, reasonable, and had appreciation of your work - making the job was a delight) ____________________ "All warfare is based on deception... we must seem unable...seem inactive...and crush him " - Sun Tzu, the
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 10:43:00 - [38] Originally by: Amastat Edited by: Amastat on 16/05/2008 03:50:21 First! (to post a remotely meaningful reply) I have a some questions. -Have you provided this service before? Are you capable of listing some past clients? -Would you be willing to accept a contract would would require you to pay the client collateral? -What kind of assurance is there you would actually dedicate 2-months; that is a long time? -What kind of PvP experience do you have - so the client would know wither or not you would trash more ships then its all worth? -Would you provide any of the following services? espionage, sabotage, intelligence/reconnaissance, mapping, assassination, wardec corp removal, hired gun, ninja salvage removal/deterrent, suicide bombing, mining, hauling, mission running, etc. -Would you be willing to perform a job that may/will harm your reputation/standings (sabotage, missions, faction warfare, scam/theft/pirating)? -If you did provide exceptional service, would you be willing to take another contract and/or contract extensions? (supposing your employer was fair, reasonable, and had appreciation of your work - making the job was a delight) 1. This is the first time I've offered this service. We all have to start somewhere. 2. I suppose it would depend on the client and the colateral, etc. Got any suggesgions on what sort of collateral etc? 3. Well, I specifically picked now to offer the service, as I do not go back to university untill September. This should give me all the the time I need to do two months, + extra if something were to go wrong on my side such as getting struck by lightning etc. Is two months a long time? I really don't know. I would like some opinion on this, perhaps one month is all anybody would require to get thier moneys worth and more back, as I said before this is my first time so two months is only a guess. 4. I've been a member of two different PvP corperations before. One was a part of the privateers where I learned some skills / working as a team / etc, the other was 0.0 where I learned some 0.0 combat and survival. So to answer your question, I'm not a rookie but i'm not really a verteran either. However, I would like to get into low-sec warfare eventually as I will have some *serious* Carrier pilot skills after I get Gal Carrier V and one or two other things. 5. I would be willing to perform any of those if that is what the person hiring my services wishes, though the more boring and soul destroying ones should probally be avoided late, late at night (example, 2am) if you don't want me to treat my keyboard as a pillow. 6. I will if that is what is what is ordered of me. The number next to my name is exactly that and can be fixed by me at my lesiure. My reputation as a person however I don't feel will suffer too much, as I will apologize where possible and if need be I can point out this thread and show that I was merely a pawn, but that I am however trustworthy and obedient which may prove more usefull in the long run. 7. I suppose we would have to see how it goes, but it is indeed possible, especially if before September 8. Though you didn't ask it, I'm mostly offering this service as a way for me to a. Earn the two expensive skillbooks I need. b. Gain a friend to fly with in EvE (If the person who hired me is enjoyable to be around and work with.) c. As a trust building excersize. I'd like to go into low-sec warfare as a carrier pilot eventually, with any luck this thread will prove to them that I can be trusted and that I will follow any orders they may have. d. A bonus reason is that it would give me a good excuse to play some EvE online. I've not actually played a whole lot while waiting for skills to train these past few months. EvE got boring solo but following the directions of another would atleast cure that for me ------------------------------
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 13:43:00 - [39] Bringing it to the top.....
Jinx Barker GFB Scientific	Posted - 2008.05.16 13:47:00 - [40] In order for me to determine my status as a buyer I will need the following: 1) Please Provide a full body picture, nekkid, preferably. 2) Please let me know how you feel about leather... 3) Do you have any diseases I should know about? 4) Are you averse to traveling in dark, dank places? 5) How do you feel about poor lighted basements? Thank you.
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 13:54:00 - [41] Originally by: Jinx Barker In order for me to determine my status as a buyer I will need the following: 1) Please Provide a full body picture, nekkid, preferably. 2) Please let me know how you feel about leather... 3) Do you have any diseases I should know about? 4) Are you averse to traveling in dark, dank places? 5) How do you feel about poor lighted basements? Thank you. You're exactly what i'm trying to prevent
Letouk Mernel	Posted - 2008.05.16 14:05:00 - [42] Originally by: Amplify IF you can think of a reasonable way for me to make it less risky for the other party, then I will do that. Very simple: Employer buys the skillbooks you want from the NPC. You open trade window with Employer, he gives you the skillbooks and you pay him full price for them. Employer then pays you a daily wage for services rendered that will, at the end of two months, amount to the cost of the skillbooks plus 10% interest. Simplified even more: 1. Buy your own damn skillbooks from the NPC's. 2. Hire yourself out for a daily wage that will cover that expense over a month or so.
Jinx Barker GFB Scientific	Posted - 2008.05.16 14:08:00 - [43] Originally by: Amplify Originally by: Jinx Barker In order for me to determine my status as a buyer I will need the following: 1) Please Provide a full body picture, nekkid, preferably. 2) Please let me know how you feel about leather... 3) Do you have any diseases I should know about? 4) Are you averse to traveling in dark, dank places? 5) How do you feel about poor lighted basements? Thank you. You're exactly what i'm trying to prevent Erhmm... WTB: Sense of Humour Skillbook.
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 14:18:00 - [44] Originally by: Jinx Barker Originally by: Amplify Originally by: Jinx Barker In order for me to determine my status as a buyer I will need the following: 1) Please Provide a full body picture, nekkid, preferably. 2) Please let me know how you feel about leather... 3) Do you have any diseases I should know about? 4) Are you averse to traveling in dark, dank places? 5) How do you feel about poor lighted basements? Thank you. You're exactly what i'm trying to prevent Erhmm... WTB: Sense of Humour Skillbook. I know, I know, But after only 2 serious posts, tops, i'm a little sick of it =/
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 14:19:00 - [45] Originally by: Letouk Mernel Originally by: Amplify IF you can think of a reasonable way for me to make it less risky for the other party, then I will do that. Very simple: Employer buys the skillbooks you want from the NPC. You open trade window with Employer, he gives you the skillbooks and you pay him full price for them. Employer then pays you a daily wage for services rendered that will, at the end of two months, amount to the cost of the skillbooks plus 10% interest. Simplified even more: 1. Buy your own damn skillbooks from the NPC's. 2. Hire yourself out for a daily wage that will cover that expense over a month or so. It's not a bad idea and I suppose something like that could be done. You assume I have the money for the skillbooks though.
Pantaloon McPants	Posted - 2008.05.16 14:27:00 - [46] sounds great except the pay up front thing, whats to stop you from ****ing off after a week?
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 14:31:00 - [47] Originally by: Pantaloon McPants sounds great except the pay up front thing, whats to stop you from **ing off after a week? My reputation being f*ed up worse than if I were to do industrial spying for somebody's orders and so forth? The fact that I could be hunted down and my life made miserable? The fact that if I didn't hold my end of the bargain, then no alliance would ever be likley to trust me full stop, let alone with a carrier?
Misanth The Graduates Brutally Clever Empire	Posted - 2008.05.16 14:32:00 - [48] Originally by: Amplify If you want me to attack [insert 0.0 alliance name here] on my own in a shuttle while wearing a pink dress and shouting Monty Python quotes and other taunts at them, then you must provide the shuttle and pink dress. If you'd do that in BRUCE-space, It'd probably have me go Eric Idle.
Pantaloon McPants	Posted - 2008.05.16 14:42:00 - [49] if i pay you 100mil would you follow me around for two weeks spaming local about how awesome my hair is - also i would like you to be in nothing but a towel while you play and must have good ewar skills.
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 14:49:00 - [50] Originally by: Pantaloon McPants if i pay you 100mil would you follow me around for two weeks spaming local about how awesome my hair is - also i would like you to be in nothing but a towel while you play and must have good ewar skills. 100m is closer to 1 week's worth. But if that's what you wanted, then all would know about the supreem majesty of your hair. The price is still what I named back in the origonal post though.
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 17:14:00 - [51] So, is Amastat the only one who wants to ask any somewhat logical questions about the service i'm offering? Is there any of you who would actually want to try it out?
Constance Harme	Posted - 2008.05.16 17:18:00 - [52] What if we tell you to do something that results in security loss?
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 17:27:00 - [53] Originally by: Constance Harme What if we tell you to do something that results in security loss? As I said erlier, I do not mind. Even if I end up with a huge negative security standing, I can still work it back up into the positive without too much trouble. Security standing is just a number, after all. ------------------------------
Cergorach Amarr The Helix Foundation	Posted - 2008.05.16 19:44:00 - [54] I'm actually curious about how often you'll be online and when. I would consider this arrangement, but I'm moving in two weeks (RL), and the preperation and aftermath is going to leave me very EVE inactive. I think the idea shows promise, and the price isn't to bad. There's always the chance that it's a scam, but you might alivate some of the suspicion if you asked Capital Ships for the first month and Gallente Carrier for the second (can't train Carrier without out Capital).
Emily Spankratchet Minmatar Pragmatics	Posted - 2008.05.16 19:50:00 - [55] Originally by: Amplify IF you can think of a reasonable way for me to make it less risky for the other party, then I will do that. However, this is the best i've been able to come up with. May I suggest that you use someone like Chribba as a trusted third party? He charges for the service, but you could make it a condition that the slavemaster pays the bill.
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 20:30:00 - [56] Edited by: Amplify on 16/05/2008 20:33:41 Edited by: Amplify on 16/05/2008 20:30:50 Originally by: Cergorach I'm actually curious about how often you'll be online and when. As often as i'm called on via MSN. Heck, all I do all day is check the day's webcomics, download mass quantities of pr'0n and hit F5 a lot on forums waiting for new posts, so it's not like i'm ever really NOT free <.< The only exception to the rule is Sunday afternoons when my D&D group is, so if i'm not allowed Sundays off then i'd have to leave my Halfling Rogue in the hands of one of the other players when I tend to buisness. edit Oh, and sometimes I lose at Dwarf Fortress too.
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 20:33:00 - [57] Originally by: Emily Spankratchet Originally by: Amplify IF you can think of a reasonable way for me to make it less risky for the other party, then I will do that. However, this is the best i've been able to come up with. May I suggest that you use someone like Chribba as a trusted third party? He charges for the service, but you could make it a condition that the slavemaster pays the bill. That actually sounds like a good idea If anybody wants to do that and we work out exactly what to do about it, then we can do that.
Cergorach Amarr The Helix Foundation	Posted - 2008.05.16 20:38:00 - [58] Originally by: Amplify The only exception to the rule is Sunday afternoons when my D&D group is, so if i'm not allowed Sundays off then i'd have to leave my Halfling Rogue in the hands of one of the other players when I tend to buisness. Hmm... Having control of that Halfling Rogue might be interesting ;-)
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 20:42:00 - [59] Originally by: Cergorach Originally by: Amplify The only exception to the rule is Sunday afternoons when my D&D group is, so if i'm not allowed Sundays off then i'd have to leave my Halfling Rogue in the hands of one of the other players when I tend to buisness. Hmm... Having control of that Halfling Rogue might be interesting ;-) He is most interesting, he has the pyromaniac flaw. A good way to start something, though mostly fires <.<
Amastat Caldari Omegatech	Posted - 2008.05.16 20:42:00 - [60] Edited by: Amastat on 16/05/2008 20:43:10 Originally by: Amplify 1. This is the first time I've offered this service. We all have to start somewhere. 2. I suppose it would depend on the client and the colateral, etc. Got any suggesgions on what sort of collateral etc? 3. Well, I specifically picked now to offer the service, as I do not go back to university untill September. This should give me all the the time I need to do two months, + extra if something were to go wrong on my side such as getting struck by lightning etc. Is two months a long time? I really don't know. I would like some opinion on this, perhaps one month is all anybody would require to get thier moneys worth and more back, as I said before this is my first time so two months is only a guess. However, I don't actually have anything meaningful to do with my free time 4. I've been a member of two different PvP corperations before. One was a part of the privateers where I learned some skills / working as a team / etc, the other was 0.0 where I learned some 0.0 combat and survival. So to answer your question, I'm not a rookie but i'm not really a verteran either. However, I would like to get into low-sec warfare eventually as I will have some *serious* Carrier pilot skills after I get Gal Carrier V and one or two other things. 5. I would be willing to perform any of those if that is what the person hiring my services wishes, though the more boring and soul destroying ones should probally be avoided late, late at night (example, 2am) if you don't want me to treat my keyboard as a pillow. 6. I will if that is what is what is ordered of me. The number next to my name is exactly that and can be fixed by me at my lesiure. My reputation as a person however I don't feel will suffer too much, as I will apologize where possible and if need be I can point out this thread and show that I was merely a pawn, but that I am however trustworthy and obedient which may prove more usefull in the long run. 7. I suppose we would have to see how it goes, but it is indeed possible, especially if before September 8. Though you didn't ask it, I'm mostly offering this service as a way for me to a. Earn the two expensive skillbooks I need. b. Gain a friend to fly with in EvE (If the person who hired me is enjoyable to be around and work with.) c. As a trust building excersize. I'd like to go into low-sec warfare as a carrier pilot eventually, with any luck this thread will prove to them that I can be trusted and that I will follow any orders they may have. d. A bonus reason is that it would give me a good excuse to play some EvE online. I've not actually played a whole lot while waiting for skills to train these past few months. EvE got boring solo but following the directions of another would atleast cure that for me Very Happy As to your collateral question: my recommendation is to provide it, until you build a trust base. Even if it may put you at risk - or even cost you something, it will set a platform for you to offer services on these forums. You can be picky about your own terms later when your trustworthy. ____________________ "All warfare is based on deception... we must seem unable...seem inactive...and crush him " - Sun Tzu, the
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 21:05:00 - [61] Originally by: Ho HsienKo Ok now the important question: Can you fly a logistical ship and remote Armour Rep / Shield Boost / Energy Transfer : ] Not quite. I lack Cruiser V, though I have logistics V and all the 3 remote skills to level 5 too, in preperation for carriers. If it was REALLY needed, I could delay the service for 20 days first while I get cruiser V but we would have to work out something, with the big diversion in my skill training etc. <.<
Ho HsienKo Delictum 23216	Posted - 2008.05.16 21:11:00 - [62] Originally by: Amplify Originally by: Ho HsienKo Ok now the important question: Can you fly a logistical ship and remote Armour Rep / Shield Boost / Energy Transfer : ] Not quite. I lack Cruiser V, though I have logistics V and all the 3 remote skills to level 5 too, in preperation for carriers. If it was REALLY needed, I could delay the service for 20 days first while I get cruiser V but we would have to work out something, with the big diversion in my skill training etc. <.< Oh there is no way I could afford to pay you, I was just asking because if this is a skill you have I know you will find work very fast. I was just trying to help ; ]
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 21:18:00 - [63] Originally by: Ho HsienKo Originally by: Amplify Originally by: Ho HsienKo Ok now the important question: Can you fly a logistical ship and remote Armour Rep / Shield Boost / Energy Transfer : ] Not quite. I lack Cruiser V, though I have logistics V and all the 3 remote skills to level 5 too, in preperation for carriers. If it was REALLY needed, I could delay the service for 20 days first while I get cruiser V but we would have to work out something, with the big diversion in my skill training etc. <.< Oh there is no way I could afford to pay you, I was just asking because if this is a skill you have I know you will find work very fast. I was just trying to help ; ] I know, and it's a good point. I may well stick that on to train after i'm done with Siege Warfare 5 come Wednesday afternoon. ------------------------------
Ho HsienKo Delictum 23216	Posted - 2008.05.16 21:22:00 - [64] Mention if you can salvage too, I know most mission runners hate to salvage and would love a dedicated Salvage / Logistic support buddy for level 4's
Amastat Caldari Omegatech	Posted - 2008.05.16 21:22:00 - [65] Originally by: Ho HsienKo Mention if you can salvage too, I know most mission runners hate to salvage and would love a dedicated Salvage / Logistic support buddy for level 4's Aye - miners love dedicated haulers too. ____________________ "All warfare is based on deception... we must seem unable...seem inactive...and crush him " - Sun Tzu, the
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 21:26:00 - [66] Originally by: Ho HsienKo Mention if you can salvage too, I know most mission runners hate to salvage and would love a dedicated Salvage / Logistic support buddy for level 4's Well, I did post my exact character skills list right back in post 1 <.< But to answer your question, I have level 4 salvaging and abandoned level 5 partway through.
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.16 23:09:00 - [67] Still looking for somebody interested in the offer.....
Ho HsienKo Delictum 23216	Posted - 2008.05.17 02:41:00 - [68] I think you need to seriously consider that Logistic ship training ; ]
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.17 08:55:00 - [69] Originally by: Ho HsienKo I think you need to seriously consider that Logistic ship training ; ] I already have Logistics done and if you will note: Quote: I may well stick that on to train after i'm done with Siege Warfare 5 come Wednesday afternoon.
Buyerr	Posted - 2008.05.17 13:34:00 - [70] Originally by: Amplify Originally by: Joe Starbreaker Originally by: Amplify Any chance of some more on-topic replies, perhaps somebody even taking me up on my offer? If you are really that into submission, you should have rolled a female avatar. You want somebody to make your ugly mug a slave, you should pay them. TBH the OP gives me the creeps. I prefer "servant", not "slave". Besides, nobody complains about the looks of the Minmatar when it comes to this sort of thing, do they? >.> so if i made you run missions for me all day when i am online for around 8-10 hours a day you would then give me the isk you make for me and anything you find? you do realize that you then would be making 300mill+ a day for me right? and in those two month you would have made 18 billion isk for those two skill books right?... so in some way i am around 99% sure that this is a scam your trying to pull off ;) I declare war on stupidity
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.17 14:33:00 - [71] Originally by: Buyerr Originally by: Amplify Originally by: Joe Starbreaker Originally by: Amplify Any chance of some more on-topic replies, perhaps somebody even taking me up on my offer? If you are really that into submission, you should have rolled a female avatar. You want somebody to make your ugly mug a slave, you should pay them. TBH the OP gives me the creeps. I prefer "servant", not "slave". Besides, nobody complains about the looks of the Minmatar when it comes to this sort of thing, do they? >.> so if i made you run missions for me all day when i am online for around 8-10 hours a day you would then give me the isk you make for me and anything you find? you do realize that you then would be making 300mill+ a day for me right? and in those two month you would have made 18 billion isk for those two skill books right?... so in some way i am around 99% sure that this is a scam your trying to pull off ;) Then you would be around 100% wrong. Firstly, if you had read further you would see that I'm willing to use Chribba as a trusted third party for my payment so there is no risk to anybody. Secondly, you coudn't just sit online and order me into slave labour the entire day, you would have to maintain some sort of "presence". I'd like to avoid a "chained to a rock while a guy with a whip stands by" situation, if i'd wanted that i'd have been a Minmatar to start. The service i'm offering is more to be the "Robin" to the "Batman" of the person who hires me, so to speak. Servant, minion, accomplice, whatever you want to call it but as I said in the post you quoted NOT "slave".
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.17 14:36:00 - [72] The only way i'd agree to a hard "slave labour" type situation of the kind you just mentioned for the 2 books, is if the time duration was only a few days (say 4) for the same price.
Atima Minmatar The Collective	Posted - 2008.05.17 14:50:00 - [73] What timezone are you in? ^^ in genuinely interested
Amplify Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.05.17 15:18:00 - [74] Originally by: Atima What timezone are you in? ^^ in genuinely interested England (GMT+0). But i'm used to screwing up my sleep schedule on demand so if you want me to be awake between 2pm and 5am my time or whatever, that shoudn't be a problem. ------------------------------
Athre Minmatar The HIgher Standard	Posted - 2008.05.17 20:57:00 - [75] I wish you luck with this Amplify, I don't know you but I have used the anti text talk signature before :D Quite nice deal to be someones helpmate for two months. Alas I am poor so it shant be me.
Riddick Valhalla Caldari Centermass Solutions	Posted - 2008.05.20 12:58:00 - [76] Edited by: Rid*** Valhalla on 20/05/2008 13:04:16* Contact me in-game, or on my forum. You may prove useful. ********************** Centermass Solutions CEO We're recruiting. Strength through Unity. ****************
Carvott Milanis Rakeriku Otaku Invasion	Posted - 2008.05.23 11:58:00 - [77] Wow, here was me thinking you sold up after all that loldrama :) Well, I'll vouch for you to help you along. Am this guy's former CEO, introduced him to the game and was a friend IRL. Although a pain in the arse, he is intent on getting those skillbooks and the cap ships and has been since he joined. He is well organised, knows his whoring well, and has a nice strong tongue... Am amazed you still trying to buy these though, thought you were in a 0.0 alliance for a while for the npc whoring. Its gotta be easier than what amounts to prostitution. As a real offer though, do you have cyno fields trained? :)
Tauvo Crais The Cadre	Posted - 2008.05.23 15:26:00 - [78] hello Amplify; Loved your post, made me laugh sooo hard. Contact me in game and we will see what can be worked out . Thanks; Tauvo
Buyerr	Posted - 2008.05.23 16:35:00 - [79] Originally by: Amplify Originally by: Buyerr Originally by: Amplify Originally by: Joe Starbreaker Originally by: Amplify Any chance of some more on-topic replies, perhaps somebody even taking me up on my offer? If you are really that into submission, you should have rolled a female avatar. You want somebody to make your ugly mug a slave, you should pay them. TBH the OP gives me the creeps. I prefer "servant", not "slave". Besides, nobody complains about the looks of the Minmatar when it comes to this sort of thing, do they? >.> so if i made you run missions for me all day when i am online for around 8-10 hours a day you would then give me the isk you make for me and anything you find? you do realize that you then would be making 300mill+ a day for me right? and in those two month you would have made 18 billion isk for those two skill books right?... so in some way i am around 99% sure that this is a scam your trying to pull off ;) Then you would be around 100% wrong. Firstly, if you had read further you would see that I'm willing to use Chribba as a trusted third party for my payment so there is no risk to anybody. Secondly, you coudn't just sit online and order me into slave labour the entire day, you would have to maintain some sort of "presence". I'd like to avoid a "chained to a rock while a guy with a whip stands by" situation, if i'd wanted that i'd have been a Minmatar to start. The service i'm offering is more to be the "Robin" to the "Batman" of the person who hires me, so to speak. Servant, minion, accomplice, whatever you want to call it but as I said in the post you quoted NOT "slave". so basically when you don't think it is worth more time you will just say "no" even though the person that bought your time is in the game doing the same thing he is asking you to do?.. that seems quite useless... but okey I declare war on stupidity
Ringnes	Posted - 2008.05.23 17:36:00 - [80] Im just wondering what your RL looks like. How old are you anyways??? I hope your rented by some japanese geek thats gonna mine veldspar 23/7 for his RL money trading company^^ Gl on this Amp. Dont mind me, im just jealous that i didnt come up with this myself ;) Rings
Visse Krenal Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.05.26 21:29:00 - [81] I can understand use of a third-party service to secure the payment... but what really hangs me up is the provision that your employer must provide you with equipment out of pocket in all cases. I'm not going to disagree that any employer should pay for your PVP ships. But in the case of, say a L4 hi-sec missioning setup, there is a reasonable expectation that the ship will be returned to a hangar at the end of the contract, fitting and hull intact. Between the potential replacement cost and risk of your absconding with equipment, even in the face of damage to your reputation, would you be willing to post collateral on the order of 200m with the 3rd party? This would be the only exception to the equipment provision. An agreement on a protocol to cover this would have to be fleshed out in more detail of course. The thought does occur to me that this doesn't interact well with accidental losses, but economic methods will provide the best basis to build trust. If so, I'll much more strongly consider hiring you.
Raiven Parker The Athiest Syndicate INT0XICATI0N	Posted - 2008.05.27 11:51:00 - [82] If you run missions for a month to raise my kaaliakoyta(or however you spell it) standing for my two toons. I will give you the capital skillbook. Thats all that I require :P Look me up.
MailDeadDrop Archon Industries	Posted - 2008.05.27 19:13:00 - [83] Chribba's a busy man. I'm curious how he would structure the 3rd party agreement -- I can't see any way to avoid having the 3rd party make a judgment call about whether Amplify fulfilled his end of the bargain. Which means either the 3rd party has to spend some time following Amplify around (ick), or has to depend upon reports from the contracting parties (ick). Part of me wants to volunteer to be the disinterested 3rd party to this deal, and part of me is afraid of that issue I identified in the above paragraph. MDD
Visse Krenal Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.05.28 02:28:00 - [84] Originally by: MailDeadDrop Chribba's a busy man... Yeah, thats going to be interesting. Can Killmails be handled through the API these days? Even then, it would depend heavily on the 3rd party's arbitration. It would be a hard call, and I admit it would be much simpler to not include such a clause. But I can't trust anyone enough to just hand over goods. I don't even give in-game friends this benefit. Also reasonably simple to implement it in a way that would allow Amplify to be screwed on the value of the ship. Exempt that ship+fitting from the ability to be returned to employer until end of contract, and return of deposit is conditional on the return of the ship through the 3rd party. But this leaves one hole in the contract to screw Amplify on.
Amplify The Collective Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2008.06.12 16:25:00 - [85] Just a quick note to say that the offer has been closed since May the 17th. First come first served and all that. My employer wanted me to let the thread die but I've been getting so much response that I need to say this and just stop more people asking. He's so pleased with the level of service that he is receiving that he has already paied me in full before a month is up and he's a pleasure to work with so i'll almost certinally be sticking around after the two months are up. If you wanted my services i'm afraid you will most likley have to look elsewhere, sorry :( ------------------------------

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