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beor oranes
Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.05.30 12:30:00 -
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This thread delivers!!
I'm banned from ALL highsec, you think you have it bad... ------------------------------------------------ Either pick a dry year when fighting wars or civilize the moronic races and have no wars at all! |
JamnOne
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Posted - 2008.05.30 12:40:00 -
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Edited by: JamnOne on 30/05/2008 12:44:57 Ok - after reading "Open Letter Diana" it is now time to ask CCP to lock this thread. It not fun anymore. ________________________
Originally by: CCP Wrangler So, it's all my fault.
Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
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Todd Doughnut
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Posted - 2008.05.30 13:22:00 -
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I injured my hand when I spent the weekend in Brasil at my secret underground **** dungeon. Luckily my wives are those chicks from Charlies Angels, they will help me with my hand..and destroy my enemies in lowesec!
Also, when are ccp going to do something about ALL THE SHOOTING BACK that goes on? Its like these ships have minds of their own or something.
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.05.30 13:41:00 -
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Quote: I injured my hand when I spendt the weekend in mexico at my private resort rafting. It will become better again and my spelling will improve. Oh whats that, I cant hear you, are you jealous?
What is special about a rafting trip?
and what now your wife has broken up with you?
well sorry but maybe now you'll learn some reqect :P well that minus the fact that your not a real person and this is all a game :P
you really don't think ANYONE in here is failing for your life story right?
we all know your most likely I'd say 21-23 and you have or just broke up with your girl friend.
or else you'd post your facebook account.
which doesn't exist.
oh and I too have a piravte astate by a river good for rafting, my boy scout troop built it for free form wood we gathered and bought our selfs.
It was hard work but it stores our rafts, and We even added a basement for food!. It has 3 three tier bunkbeds, and a table. it even has a light blub that we can hook up a generator too!
Every time we go back it's awesome to know we build our little boat home :)
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2008.05.30 13:55:00 -
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Doubleyou tee eff?
The troll just got funnier. ---- Infiniband can do more than just prevent lag |
Quelque Chose
New Eden Roller Disco Supply
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:00:00 -
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That's nothing. I injured both my ponderous junk and my internasal septum snorting yayo and banging swiss frSuleins on the roof of my private chalet in Biarritz when from a clear blue sky as it were I was struck by a bolt of lightning. According to my personal physician, had it not been for the insulating effects of the jimmy hat I fortunately happened to be wearing at the time I wouldn't be here today to make this post at all -- much less spell it correctly.
Let this be a lesson to you, kids: unsafe sex kills. ___________________________________________
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Hearts bane
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:05:00 -
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Originally by: Quelque Chose That's nothing. I injured both my ponderous junk and my internasal septum snorting yayo and banging swiss frSuleins on the roof of my private chalet in Biarritz when from a clear blue sky as it were I was struck by a bolt of lightning. According to my personal physician, had it not been for the insulating effects of the jimmy hat I fortunately happened to be wearing at the time I wouldn't be here today to make this post at all -- much less spell it correctly.
Let this be a lesson to you, kids: unsafe sex kills.
Really? Wow! I survived a lightning strike too, because I'm so tough. The OP talks about having a masters degree to get into a nuclear shelter, that's nothing. I'm so tough doctors agree I could survive anything short of a direct nuclear strike. That's why I play Eve, I get to feel the vulnerability I never suffer from in the real world. |
Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:20:00 -
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Originally by: Hearts bane
Originally by: Quelque Chose That's nothing. I injured both my ponderous junk and my internasal septum snorting yayo and banging swiss frSuleins on the roof of my private chalet in Biarritz when from a clear blue sky as it were I was struck by a bolt of lightning. According to my personal physician, had it not been for the insulating effects of the jimmy hat I fortunately happened to be wearing at the time I wouldn't be here today to make this post at all -- much less spell it correctly.
Let this be a lesson to you, kids: unsafe sex kills.
Really? Wow! I survived a lightning strike too, because I'm so tough. The OP talks about having a masters degree to get into a nuclear shelter, that's nothing. I'm so tough doctors agree I could survive anything short of a direct nuclear strike. That's why I play Eve, I get to feel the vulnerability I never suffer from in the real world.
Thats nothing, I survived 2 yes TWO supernovas and I'm married to several supermodels. This can directly be attributed to my l33tness as I child (I was a highly decorated boy-scout y'know!) and the size of my peen.
I also own floating sky-castle built by my army of warrior-pixies.
Did I mention my peen?
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AltBier
Blue. Blue Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong I injured my hand when I spendt the weekend in mexico at my private resort rafting. It will become better again and my spelling will improve. Oh whats that, I cant hear you, are you jealous?
Serious question: Are you a compulsive lier? Serious suggestion: Get help.
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Todd Doughnut
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:29:00 -
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I ate 14 dolphins once. PLus another 2 dolphins I didnt tell you about. Do I win five pounds?
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Blutreiter
Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:35:00 -
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Originally by: Todd Doughnut I ate 14 dolphins once. PLus another 2 dolphins I didnt tell you about. Do I win five pounds?
Five pounds meat?
Cogito ergo boom - I think i'll blow sh*t up
Originally by: CCP Explorer I know we have said this before, but this time we really mean itÖ
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Quelque Chose
New Eden Roller Disco Supply
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Posted - 2008.05.30 14:40:00 -
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Originally by: Blutreiter
Originally by: Todd Doughnut I ate 14 dolphins once. PLus another 2 dolphins I didnt tell you about. Do I win five pounds?
Five pounds meat?
Clearly, five pounds of beluga caviar.
By the by, Todd Doughnut... is that Todd Doughnut of the Oxfordshire Doughnuts or the Binghamton Doughnuts? One of your cousins may have been a boarding school chum of mine. ___________________________________________
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PI Staker
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Posted - 2008.05.30 15:48:00 -
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anyone ever consider that this is a dev doing this to judge our reactions?
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Valkazm
Eve Defence Force Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.05.30 15:58:00 -
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op has no corp history and 0.0 sec status obvious troll since why would you post with an alt if you were quitting anyway .. .......................................
Quote: CCP Navigator mail at [email protected] for isk
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JamnOne
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Posted - 2008.05.30 15:59:00 -
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Originally by: PI Staker anyone ever consider that this is a dev doing this to judge our reactions?
What would be the point... ________________________
Originally by: CCP Wrangler So, it's all my fault.
Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet!
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Jin Shugo
HOMELESS. Atrum Tempestas Foedus
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Posted - 2008.05.30 16:19:00 -
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pics of lawyer wife plz. then i will help you. bikini if you can manage it.
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Element 22
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Posted - 2008.05.30 16:19:00 -
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OMG the devs are doing this to weed out the dissenters and the trouble makers!
SHEEPLE you have let it get this far, the jackbooted devs are coming!
Run for your lives
(/channeling reddit) (/tinfoil hat) Signatures are annoying...kinda like me. |
Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.30 16:21:00 -
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Originally by: Jin Shugo pics of lawyer wife plz. then i will help you. bikini if you can manage it.
^^ This
*Opens a beer and a box of Kleenex*
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Corpsecrow
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:00:00 -
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To OP...RTFM
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searess
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:10:00 -
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As Mr T from the " A Team " would say
Shut up CRAZY fool Hijackzorzzzz
Sig removed, lacks Eve-related content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes |
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Jonathos
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:15:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong Open letter to Diana.
Dear beloved Diana.
I hearby apologize for involving you in this twist with different eve players and I apologize for mentioning your work and that you would have participated in this forum war with the other players. You have made it perfectly clear that you want to be neutral and for that I apologize. Please remember than I love you and that you are the love of my life. I promise to become better at keeping the house tidy and I promise to not roleplay when you are on the phone. I post this apology here because you said it was the only reason you would let me back into the house. Please let me come home.
yours eternally Steve.
This thrad just hit awesomeness LVL 5.
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Wet Ferret
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:17:00 -
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This is a first... lol
But, yeah. These forums seriously need some indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:19:00 -
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Edited by: MirrorGod on 30/05/2008 17:19:23 Can I subscribe to your newsletter? Please?
Recruitment: [ANTI]
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Grarr Dexx
Naval Protection Corp Carpe Universitas
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:22:00 -
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I endorse this product/service/whatever.
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theteck
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:30:00 -
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lol omg
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iloni atoriandra
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:35:00 -
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Had to skip to the end as iv got an appointment now and cant read it all yet but this is my fav thread of the day.
As long as you think that this guy is a real ****** and not a troll then this is hilarious.
The fact its really a troll makes me sad there are people so desperate for attention so im going to close my eyes and pretend he is for real and laugh at the 12yr old dumbass a bit more
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Princess Jodi
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:40:00 -
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I LOVE the letter to Diana!
I'm very happily invoking my Willing Suspension of Disbelief, just so I can believe that the OP is truly not a Troll.
Because what we have just seen is a pompus ass go from flaunting his supposed RL as better than everyone elses (Even to the point he would be hand-picked for survival in a Nuclear War!), to a *****-whipped moron who's locked out of his own house!
Oh, a little tip for the OP: Your loving lawyer wife will take EVERYTHING you've ever earned,and all you'll earn in the future, when she divorces your ass. That goes for your little diaper-rat Toto too! After all, I heard she was good.
Yet in spite of all that, he's still believing that his little security-status issue deserves all the energy he's pouring into convincing us that CCP wronged him.
Please-please-please not be a Troll!
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iloni atoriandra
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.05.30 18:06:00 -
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Edited by: iloni atoriandra on 30/05/2008 18:06:30 Also im an MD for an investment banking company IRL with ~150 employees at any given time. I dont drive a car but i do have a chauffeur driven Rolls.
As an investment banker (apart from earning a huge income) i get many questions on how to make money including some not so "above-board" methods. One of my clients was a lady named Diana who worked as a lawyer, she was smoking hot and after she spent a couple of hours "convincing" me to help since she didnt have a large amount of disposable cash to pay my extremely offsenive fee i told her how to best put her talents to use.
The best way for someone with her skills to make a large amount of money in a short amount of time with as little capital invested as possible was to find a complete and utter moron who owned a small business, marry him, have a kid and then divorce him over something completely stupid which, as he was an idiot would surely do at some point. As she was a lawyer she could easily represent herself in court or in the worst case, do some of her "convincing" with the judge/jury.
The bottom line is, thats MY condo in Mexico now
Edit : OMG page 10 :D
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Blind Jhon
Alenia psy departement
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Posted - 2008.05.30 18:58:00 -
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10th page \O/ posting in epic rolf thread
please ccp fix my eye i pay for this account... my character is blind sig removed, it broke our forums - Mitnal |
Alenia Swift
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.30 19:02:00 -
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Originally by: thisiswrong
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
LOL... did you happen to notice the Pop Up window they first time you went after someone???
To fix you faction You will need to go to low sec/no sec space and kill rats.
Hint: Eve takes a brain to play. |
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