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Gabriel Karade Nulli-Secundus	Posted - 2008.06.01 11:31:00 - [31] Originally by: Ayumi Sang Originally by: AltBier Originally by: Ayumi Sang My mom then with her lack of knowlage of computers and games not knowing how to exit the game pressed undock. LOL Little tip - in Windows you can setup a password and then lock the computer (WindowsKey+L) so the programs keep running but no-one else can access it. Thanks for the tip I didn't know that. Absolutely essential if you have a shared office... -------------- Video - 'War-Machine'
Snake Tanuki ZiTek	Posted - 2008.06.01 11:44:00 - [32] Originally by: Ayumi Sang But my mom managed to ruin it by pressing one button. And she ofcourse doesnt understand the pain she caused me. The Raven I lost was like a baby to me. Slowly growing with each module I added to it. Yeah, your mom ist to blame when you neglect your "baby", cause playing poker is more important. you are a bad parent and deserve it! Will ofc not get reimbursed, but perhaps they ban you for account sharing with your mom? Would be awesome... All your goats are belong to us!
Freya Runestone	Posted - 2008.06.01 11:59:00 - [33] Originally by: AltBier Originally by: Ayumi Sang My mom then with her lack of knowlage of computers and games not knowing how to exit the game pressed undock. LOL Little tip - in Windows you can setup a password and then lock the computer (WindowsKey+L) so the programs keep running but no-one else can access it. Or hit Start - log out - switch user
Grarr Dexx Naval Protection Corp	Posted - 2008.06.01 12:37:00 - [34] You Could Have Logged Off!
Jonathos The Scope	Posted - 2008.06.01 12:46:00 - [35] In before 'My Raven was equipped with the following...."
Joe Umbra Legion	Posted - 2008.06.01 12:55:00 - [36] Originally by: Jinx Barker My GF undocked my full faction fitted Rattlesnake and fired on a CONCORD command near the station. This was about 2 years ago, and at the time ship was about 5 Billion ISK.... I guarantee it wasn't by accident,and if you check RL logs you had a Dinner function etc that you missed Pe0w
Takis Shiro Ore Mongers Black Hand.	Posted - 2008.06.01 12:56:00 - [37] It's me. I'm da vaga in da killmail. Anyway this is what happened, your raven was sat 400k off the station, not out of the undock point but up and to the left not in line with anything at all it was also not moving in any direction. So unless your mom set you up, i dunno if i believe your story. Too bad 2/3 faction items blew up though eh .
Megan Maynard Out of Order	Posted - 2008.06.01 13:14:00 - [38] I understand why he stay logged, it was so they thought he was still there. He stated he wanted to bore them to death, staying logged would do so...... Faction raven loss to a vaga is pretty funny........ Curse=AAAAANNNNNDDDDMYCAPIZGONE Rapier=WELPI'MNOTMAKINGIT2DAGATE Arazu=WTF??I'MTRYINGTOWARPANDI'MNOT!?!?!?! Falcon=FRAKA
Gealbhan Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.06.01 13:18:00 - [39] OP, what's the matter with you? Heck, I won't even go potty without logging off first You just never know... "Concentrate all your fire on one target, when it is destroyed, move on to the next. That is how you secure victory". - Tactica Imperium.
James Lyrus Lyrus Associates	Posted - 2008.06.01 13:28:00 - [40] DG Mods without T2 cruises make me sad. -- Crane needs more grid 249km locking?

Ethaet Aliastra	Posted - 2008.06.01 13:30:00 - [41] OP: tell her she lost you a lot of isk and make her buy a GTC to replace it Originally by: Malcanis PS Why is your "PvP" raven fitted exactly like a mission raven? It has a cap booster, no CCCs, and nos, so not really. -------------------------------------------------------------- Seriously, we need some kind of separation between the post and signature. There you go. Now that wasn't so hard
TeufelsBeitrag Ore Mongers Black Hand.	Posted - 2008.06.01 13:33:00 - [42] Posting in a Takis Shiro appreciation thread.
Uhr Zylex No Trademark The OSS	Posted - 2008.06.01 13:42:00 - [43] i lol'd
Jacob Mei	Posted - 2008.06.01 13:58:00 - [44] Universal truth: Never, NEVER -!!!!NEVER!!!!- LEAVE YOUR COMPUTER UNLOCKED WHEN TECHNOLOGICAL ILLITERATE PEOPLE ARE IN PROXIMITY TO IT! My mother and sister are the exact same thing, with my sister simply refusing to learn. What I do is simple, I put a password on my computer, alt tab, select log off and then switch user. Everything continues to run just fine and everything is protected from the technologically illiterate members of my family. If they say they couldnt get onto my computer I will either say "well why did you need to get on it in the first place" or "I had stuff running that couldnt be interupted". -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase: Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
Tobias Sjodin Ore Mongers Black Hand.	Posted - 2008.06.01 13:58:00 - [45] The mistake here is that you didn't educate your mother in PvP. Lock target, F1-F8. Profit. Black Hand.
Jacob Mei	Posted - 2008.06.01 14:00:00 - [46] Originally by: Ethaet OP: tell her she lost you a lot of isk and make her buy a GTC to replace it Originally by: Malcanis PS Why is your "PvP" raven fitted exactly like a mission raven? It has a cap booster, no CCCs, and nos, so not really. Most moms would laugh at that. Tell her "Mom you severly damaged a program I had running that was conducting an experiment at the time and now to remedy the situation I need $15 to buy back the digital package. Yes, yes it is essential to my classwork as I am taking economics 101." -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase: Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
Takis Shiro Ore Mongers Black Hand.	Posted - 2008.06.01 14:01:00 - [47] Edited by: Takis Shiro on 01/06/2008 14:02:49 Originally by: Tobias Sjodin The mistake here is that you didn't educate your mother in PvP. Lock target, F1-F8. Profit. The Raven locked me back 5-10 seconds after i was shooting it so, i think that his mom was actually trying to fend me off or something. I don't think it was auto-lock-back either.
Gabriel Karade Nulli-Secundus	Posted - 2008.06.01 14:26:00 - [48] Hah, so what really happened is an epic failure on the part of the OP, followed by a cap-in-hand petition wasting the GM's time and then this thread "But my mom did it! Honest!!".... nice. -------------- Video - 'War-Machine'
Pretty H4X	Posted - 2008.06.01 15:58:00 - [49] Come on guys, give him back his stuff.
Smantha Dering Syntek Technology	Posted - 2008.06.01 16:10:00 - [50] Thank you for podding this guy when you killed his ship. For posting this, please make him the focus of your war efforts and pod him for me. If a member of blackhand legitimately pods him again, I will pay your alliance 25m isk for proof of corpse and killmail. A second podding will get your alliance 50m, and if you pod him a 3rd time I will give your alliance 100m. This is a promise, my word is my bond and I definately have the isk to pay the bounty I am offering. Kills must be dated after the time of this posting.

Sitthh	Posted - 2008.06.01 16:10:00 - [51] Your lettin a noob corp like black hand pwn you...ur right this thread is funny.
Cpt Branko Surge. NIght's Dawn	Posted - 2008.06.01 16:12:00 - [52] MY RAVEN WAS EQUIPPED WITH THE FOLLOWING: HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Kis Kecheri School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2008.06.01 16:13:00 - [53] Learn your lesson. Women and electronics do not mix.
Takis Shiro Ore Mongers Black Hand.	Posted - 2008.06.01 16:49:00 - [54] Originally by: Sitthh Edited by: Sitthh on 01/06/2008 16:17:15 Your lettin a noob alliance like black hand pwn you...ur right this thread is funny. Bitter? C/D ?
Sitthh	Posted - 2008.06.01 16:55:00 - [55] Originally by: Takis Shiro Originally by: Sitthh Edited by: Sitthh on 01/06/2008 16:17:15 Your lettin a noob alliance like black hand pwn you...ur right this thread is funny. Bitter? C/D ? ...ur in a noob alliance and you think i'm bitter...lol keep gettin owned by pure.
Mattikus Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.06.01 16:56:00 - [56] Ha I feel for ya man...I had the SAME experience happen to me. A few months ago I was flying around ratting in low-sec and started to get chased by a couple of guys. One in a ceptor, a bc and a cruiser...I was in a stabber. They chased me for a few jumps until I got into a station and docked up. Left my house to go out with some buddies (but left eve running)..... Come back to find myself back in my clone station and was killed by the guys that were hunting me down....pretty ****ed off I must say. Turns out (even though she said no) that my mom used my computer and did the same thing yous did, hit the undock button.
Trathen Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2008.06.01 17:01:00 - [57] Originally by: Ayumi Sang But my mom managed to ruin it by pressing one button. And she ofcourse doesnt understand the pain she caused me. The Raven I lost was like a baby to me. Slowly growing with each module I added to it. You're... serious?
Lucifer Fellblade Ore Mongers Black Hand.	Posted - 2008.06.01 17:20:00 - [58] Originally by: Sitthh Edited by: Sitthh on 01/06/2008 17:12:09 Originally by: Takis Shiro Originally by: Sitthh Edited by: Sitthh on 01/06/2008 16:17:15 Your lettin a noob alliance like black hand pwn you...ur right this thread is funny. Bitter? C/D ? ...ur in a noob alliance and you think i'm bitter...lol get some more territory first then come talk to me. Lol at small time noobs. Why don't you troll on your main? Oh wai... Pure have a no posting on forum policy. Seriously, fighting a 50 man gang with a 10 man gang is something to be ashamed of? Last I heard that was called having balls. ------
Sitthh	Posted - 2008.06.01 17:32:00 - [59] Originally by: Lucifer Fellblade Originally by: Sitthh Edited by: Sitthh on 01/06/2008 17:12:09 Originally by: Takis Shiro Originally by: Sitthh Edited by: Sitthh on 01/06/2008 16:17:15 Your lettin a noob alliance like black hand pwn you...ur right this thread is funny. Bitter? C/D ? ...ur in a noob alliance and you think i'm bitter...lol get some more territory first then come talk to me. Lol at small time noobs. Why don't you troll on your main? Oh wai... Pure have a no posting on forum policy. Seriously, fighting a 50 man gang with a 10 man gang is something to be ashamed of? Last I heard that was called having balls. Lol my mains a merc, I go where the money is. I won't burn bridges on my main...thats what my alts for. Anyway, like I said before your small time, get some more territory/money/skills then come brag on the forums about ur leet alliance, till then keep gettin ownd you wanabe gangsters.
Lucifer Fellblade Ore Mongers Black Hand.	Posted - 2008.06.01 17:39:00 - [60] Originally by: Sitthh Originally by: Lucifer Fellblade Originally by: Sitthh Edited by: Sitthh on 01/06/2008 17:12:09 Originally by: Takis Shiro Originally by: Sitthh Edited by: Sitthh on 01/06/2008 16:17:15 Your lettin a noob alliance like black hand pwn you...ur right this thread is funny. Bitter? C/D ? ...ur in a noob alliance and you think i'm bitter...lol get some more territory first then come talk to me. Lol at small time noobs. Why don't you troll on your main? Oh wai... Pure have a no posting on forum policy. Seriously, fighting a 50 man gang with a 10 man gang is something to be ashamed of? Last I heard that was called having balls. Lol my mains a merc, I go where the money is. I won't burn bridges on my main...thats what my alts for. Anyway, like I said before your small time, get some more territory/money/skills then come brag on the forums about ur leet alliance, till then keep gettin ownd you wanabe gangsters. Avoid the content of the post and insult, troll sighted, go away. ------



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