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Terail Zoqial
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.09.03 18:30:00 -
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Wow, that was rather tame and derived, hell, he missed out on all the blatantly easy rips at the community through the forums and instead went for the clichTd spotty nerd angle.
His rips at the game itself were pretty pants too, damn, if he'd only learnt more to give eve an awesome thrashing 
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Lasakywa
Section XIII Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.09.03 18:37:00 -
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"I mean, What 'de **** is Tactical Logistics Reconfiguration " ???

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Faraelle Brightman
Gallente Placid Reborn
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Posted - 2008.09.03 18:38:00 -
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Originally by: annoing As Zero Punctuation is the new voice of Virgin Media adverts on UK tele he has no right to criticise anything. Hes 'a sell out' wazzock.
The trouble is, when you sell out like he has, your opinion no longer carries any true worth. So now we know he can bought, who is to say that he cannot be bought by, say EA Games etc?
Virgin Media doesn't make or publish video games (sells games in their store but you didn't say if he was plugging them). So what about taking a job doing voiceovers for them is "selling out"?
Eve review as amusing, and its fair to say that a new player facing Eve often does have the same experience, but going it alone is definately "doing it wrong". That's a failing of his whenever he has to deal with games in a genre he doesn't like or understand, knows he's not going to "get it", and rips into it anyway. Even then there's usualy some poignent validity behind all the ranting and raving.
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.09.03 18:41:00 -
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The Trial period for this game is terrible and lets you experience practically nothing of EVE. I don't really blame him for that review.
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annoing
Amarr MisFunk Inc. Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.09.03 19:01:00 -
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Originally by: Zamzoph
So what clued you in on Yahtzee "selling out"? Was it when he got that more-professional introduction to his review show, or was it way back when he was first hired by the Escapist and boarded their ship made of money, the S.S. Sellout? 
Neither of those apply, meaning you dont understand the concept of 'selling out'. He takes a job with The Escapist, fine. He claims to give honest, realistic reviews, fine. He claims to be the truth in a world of lies .. fine. However, the second he starts to promote something like Virgin where the words are written for him he loses that integrity. Virgin hired him because he is a voice that many many game players and internet users will recognise, especially the youth generation. A sort of 'look he likes us, you will too, give us ya money'. But again, those words are written for him. Its not him speaking, but his bank balance. He's just proven he CAN be bought if the price is right. Therefore any opinion that he previously held is cast into doubt. His honesty has dissapeared to be replaced by bucks. THAT was my point about Zero. I have no problem with hin reviewing Eve ... especially now I know that he hasnt got a clue about the game and obviously hes very very wrong to criticise it ... thats my job as I pay to play it. 
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Zamzoph
Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2008.09.03 19:38:00 -
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Alright, annoing, I just watched this commercial you were referring to, and I must say: Are you even sure that's HIM? I only found one person on one forum trying to make this connection, and everyone else was trying to assure him that it's only a sound-a-like. I, for one, agree with that. Sure the voice in the commercial kinda sounds like Yahtzee, but it doesn't sound exactly like Yahtzee. The voice is definitely deeper.
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annoing
Amarr MisFunk Inc. Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.09.03 19:44:00 -
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Edited by: annoing on 03/09/2008 19:45:28 Actually, yes I am.
But there again, thats only MY opinion ..
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2008.09.03 19:45:00 -
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Originally by: Zamzoph Alright, annoing, I just watched this commercial you were referring to
link ?
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SHOPS || Mission rewards revamp || better nanofix
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Zamzoph
Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2008.09.03 19:59:00 -
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Edited by: Zamzoph on 03/09/2008 20:02:42
Originally by: Akita T
link ?
link
And I'm glad to see you removed your "evidence", annoing, but having a grudge against Yahtzee for the reason you claim while not even being absolutely sure it's him is just rather silly.
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Orrelious
Minmatar The Umbrella Union Fleet
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Posted - 2008.09.03 20:00:00 -
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He seemed to rag on the players a bit too much for someone who refused to interact with anyone else or join a corp. Funny, though.
The comercial people are referring to is likely this and the guy in it sounds like this guy.
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Benco97
Gallente The Star League
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Posted - 2008.09.03 20:31:00 -
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Edited by: Benco97 on 03/09/2008 20:35:45 Funny video but when you open it by saying "I know nothing of any of this stuff and can't be bothered to find out about it" (Or words to that effect) you really have to question just what the point of doing the video in the first place was. I've never been a fan of his to be honest because I don't actually find him funny but this review really is no worse than any others and you can read a lot into what he DIDN'T talk about, no mention of the player run economy or PvP or extremely detailed crafting system (Compared to most other games at least) or the fact that when things happen they STAY happened. Speaks volumes about those things really if he couldn't say anything bad about them.
Edit- Also, I'd just like to point out that almost ANYTHING read in that sort of monotone voice at that speed will sound incredibly intelligent and right to most people so that's a bit of a trick really. Imagine if you read all of what he said on a forum for example and you'd see what I mean.
Originally by: P'uck
You're a DUMBASS - bold italic underline at the VERY LEAST.

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DubanFP
Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.09.03 20:33:00 -
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The moment he declared he wouldn't be joining a player corp is the moment he was doomed. Especially not a PVP one. _______________
"Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely outclassed |

Ren Surkova
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
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Posted - 2008.09.03 20:34:00 -
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Originally by: Bish Ounen Wow.
He's an ass.
I won't be watching any more of his dreck.
you don't like anything good do you?
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kessah
Suicidal Tendencies Ltd
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Posted - 2008.09.03 20:52:00 -
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Originally by: Fink Angel LOL, it makes me laugh how usually the guy is seen as the best thing since sliced bread, telling it exactly like it is, socking it to the man. Until he criticises Eve and then he's a total tosser!
... but yeah, Bill Hicks had the take on advertising. The second you sell out your artistic integrity for advertising, you lose all credibility.
To be fair the majority have taken to his review quite favourably, so really you point doesnt hold up to well.
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Tao Han
Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.03 20:54:00 -
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Edited by: Tao Han on 03/09/2008 20:55:53
Originally by: Ren Surkova
Originally by: Bish Ounen Wow.
He's an ass.
I won't be watching any more of his dreck.
you don't like anything good do you?
Well, he was funny for a couple of episodes then it just got repetitive. But thats probably just me.
Quote: Yahtzee is a member of somethingawful (a goon) thats probably why he's so terrible at this game.
The recruitment thread he's referring to on game forums is the one at SA where goons whine about eve.
And that explains why. 
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Pwett
Minmatar QUANT Corp. QUANT Hegemony
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Posted - 2008.09.03 20:58:00 -
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I DO have a shoe on my head. _______________ Pwett CEO, Founder, & Executor <Q> QUANT Hegemony
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annoing
Amarr MisFunk Inc. Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.09.03 21:01:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T Edited by: Akita T on 03/09/2008 19:50:16
Originally by: Zamzoph Alright, annoing, I just watched this commercial you were referring to
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Originally by: annoing Well, to see what you think of the voice angle, its deepness etc, watch this video on The Escapist.
Can't be actually claiming it's Yahtzee doing the voiceover/storytelling in that video, can you ? You know, The Escapist has more than just ONE guy...
Actually, I removed the link because I knew i had got it wrong ....

However, following the link for the commcercial, I think its reasonable to claim it is him as, while the voice lacks its usual manic edge, the style is exactly the same, zero punctuation... thats why hes got that tag isnt it? I dont think its the guy from Green Wing cos the style is so different to his usual style which is laid back and laconic.
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Ren Surkova
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
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Posted - 2008.09.03 21:03:00 -
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Originally by: Tao Han [ Well, he was funny for a couple of episodes then it just got repetitive. But thats probably just me.
sure, its hard to laugh at the same joke week in, week out, but it can't be healthy when someone reacts like that after a reviewer says he doesn't care for the mmo they play. it's nearly as funny as when people claim that the feature 'sold out' as if it used to be some counter-culture gonzo journalism shit
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Alevi
PROGENITOR CORPORATION Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.09.03 21:55:00 -
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"Nerds who are to nerds what nerds are to normal people."
Ehehehe.
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Taua Roqa
Minmatar Groping Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.09.03 22:08:00 -
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:)
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Delvardious Kaesos
Caldari Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.09.03 22:09:00 -
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Bah. Yahtzee's reviews aren't mean to be taken seriously. He does and is pay for them to be funny. but a 2 week trial isn't even remotely close to the problems eve has. And all he does is take the cliched nerd approach to almost any game he reviews, and it's started to become annoying. ---------------------------------------- Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes.
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2008.09.03 22:24:00 -
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Yeah, I usually watch his stuff and this one I dont entirely agree with... Heres why.
He usually shows games from the prespective of a"noob"or"casual gamer", both of which should never EVER review eve because you dont see enough of the game, especially because he sat in an npc corp all day and then decided to get on some of the less preferable parts of these forums.
The game is becoming more mainstream but there are still aspects about the game that make it totally different then games such as wow, he just didnt see them.
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Benedic
The Aftermath
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Posted - 2008.09.03 22:51:00 -
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Most accurate eve review I've seen. Maybe some of the higher ups that influence the direction of the game will take notice (since they obviously don't play).
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Xen Gin
Universal Mining Inc Forged Dominion
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Posted - 2008.09.03 22:51:00 -
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Originally by: Zamzoph Edited by: Zamzoph on 03/09/2008 20:02:42
Originally by: Akita T
link ?
link
The tones and intonations definitely make me think that's him.
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Valan
The Fated
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Posted - 2008.09.03 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: fairimear
CCp should be concerned about this review though. I and many many many many of my friends have avoided games because of a zero punctuation episode about it. They don't so much as give a accurate account of the game. But if you watch 1 and then play the game. the flaws he has pointed out are all of a sudden very obvious and much more annoying than they would have been.

It was funny its like an EVE players rant on a bad day. But if your mates listen to that and act upon it then to be honest we're better off without them.
/start sig I love old characters that post 'I've beeen playing the game four years' when I know their account has been sold on. /end sig |

chingchang ach
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Posted - 2008.09.03 22:56:00 -
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Anybody else notice that he had the ships backwards in his demonstration of the two ships shooting at each other?
Made me lol heartily.
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Xen Gin
Universal Mining Inc Forged Dominion
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Posted - 2008.09.03 22:58:00 -
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Sufficed to say this game is not for the instant gratification lot, who need to powerlevel their way to "uber-pwnage" in 7days or fewer!
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Atomos Darksun
Infortunatus Eventus Obsidian Empire
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Posted - 2008.09.03 23:31:00 -
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look what ship he chose for most of his models?
DOMINIX BABY!
However:
1. He didn't review the number one thing that draws so many people to the game, THE PVP, and
2. He spent his time in the NPC corps with all the douchehats.
Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...
Atomos' Guide to Forum Flaming |

Gamer4liff
Caldari Metalworks THE INTERSTELLAR FOUNDRY
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Posted - 2008.09.03 23:50:00 -
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Originally by: Maitsu Edited by: Maitsu on 03/09/2008 18:26:02 Yahtzee is a member of somethingawful (a goon) thats probably why he's so terrible at this game.
The recruitment thread he's referring to on game forums is the one at SA where goons whine about eve.
He's not really that much of a goon, he's more or less a race traitor, I haven't seen him post in months. Shame, he used to post in YCS'.
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Ryan Scouse'UK
omen. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.09.04 00:00:00 -
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Edited by: Ryan Scouse''UK on 04/09/2008 00:01:45 If you ask me his review is pefect - the only reason any of you disagree is the fact you have spent far mroe then 14days playing EVE! I my self started doin 15hr days when not working to play EVE grind a little isk buy ships & what not. 3yrs later many billions richer with + SP over two / 3 accounts, I do look back & think wow how right he is about EVE.
Looking back tho I had nothing else that replaced or gave me the same feeling that eve has given me so I would not change it met many friends along the way & such sadly I am now burned out & onto SPORE I shall go! It has been fun :) perhaps Il be back when EVE turns into a RTS or sumthing different then the slow boring lag fest it is now.
p.s Its the gave everything twice as much health made combat so much slower that has killed off eve. How I miss the fun you could have with a AF in low sec.
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