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Loc Maythan
Gallente
AlfaCorp
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Posted - 2008.09.29 13:30:00 -
[61]
 Originally by: Ferin Eineneu
Originally by: Loc Maythan
Originally by: Ferin Eineneu
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Surely this statement is self-referential, as it contains information posted here, and is therefore a work of fiction and falsehood.
To quote (sort of) from an episode of Red Dwarf, "An existential dichotomy has caused this unit to malfunction" ;-)
Loc.
Whoa dude, don't go so deep, I'm just trolling. 
And I was only joking, hence the wink. Since there is no 'existential dichotomy' icon - the closest is probably  - I will use the  icon in future to avoid confusion (<-see?)
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.09.29 15:18:00 -
[62]
Edited by: P''uck on 29/09/2008 15:19:52
nvm  |
Syllvia Dupuis
Jew Claws INC.
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Posted - 2008.09.29 16:05:00 -
[63]
There are no rules against stealing your corp blind.
My suggestion? Steal everything that isn't bolted down, and then go get some haules to try and steal what is (pos's and crap).
Take to empire, somewhere safe, and systematically sell everything off.
Then use the massive amounts of isk you've acquired to sell your character and buy a new main so no one knows who the hell you are. (oh, btw, buy your new character with an alt....)
And please send me a few billion while you're at it:-) |
Syllvia Dupuis
Jew Claws INC.
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Posted - 2008.09.29 16:08:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Raven Tempestas
I have seen this somewhere before.... hmm. Boy ye sure you ain't getting your zeros wrong?
Still, as many others said, if you truly know maths as you claim to: Just do it.
btw, pubbie carebear corps make an absolute ton of isk on typical carebearish things (invention, production, mining, etc...) so it is not inconcievable that they have this much isk. It would just seem foolish to keep it all accessible to people who could easily walk away with it all... |
Subchaos
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Posted - 2008.09.29 18:50:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Mylo Dax
I am very serious about this, I am preparing the steal as we speak
Translation: Please, please, you just gotta believe me. I'll do it. Don't push me or I'll do it for real.
Originally by: Mylo Dax
will post pics before / after
Hurry up and post the screenshots so we can all know which wannabe pirate corp to make fun for failing in their e-hoodlum attempt at using their own carebear corp as the would-be scam "victim".
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space hobo
Gallente
DIE WITH HONOUR
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Posted - 2008.09.29 19:32:00 -
[66]
i fully indorse this theft and im encouraging you to do it
there for send me isk when you have done it  |
Drake Draconis
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Posted - 2008.09.29 19:37:00 -
[67]
The real question is how did this guy become a director of a very rich Corp?
: O ) |
Cpt Branko
Surge.
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Posted - 2008.09.29 20:00:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Drake Draconis
The real question is how did this guy become a director of a very rich Corp?
: O )
Never underestimate the stupidity of carebear high-sec corps.
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Zak Zerachiel
Caldari
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2008.09.29 20:28:00 -
[69]
Seeing as there is not a pic-post or proof yet... I r thinking that this is forum-bait to see which clowns around here would be willing to screw over friends/corp members.... AND openly tell people they'd do it in the forums. |
Bluetippedflyer
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Posted - 2008.09.29 20:29:00 -
[70]
if you do it good job.. can i have a thanatos plz? 
just contract it or w/e |
Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings
Echelon.
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Posted - 2008.09.29 20:35:00 -
[71]
I can haz a Phoenix?
Also, I reckon the OP is a sucessfull troll, looks like he had everyone going 
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Susy Assulu
Caldari
JinTech Industries
Utterly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.09.29 20:56:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Zak Zerachiel
Seeing as there is not a pic-post or proof yet... I r thinking that this is forum-bait to see which clowns around here would be willing to screw over friends/corp members.... AND openly tell people they'd do it in the forums.
Welcome to C&P |
Arvald
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.30 03:05:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Berious
Edited by: Berious on 28/09/2008 11:17:13
You won't get banned or have the stuff taken back but you'd better be prepared to write off your main as no one will trust him ever again with so much as an ammo hanger. Forget about members hangers you can't take crap out of those (can see them and put stuff in but not remove). Douchebag move but it's your choice.
oh thats total bull, ive done it at LEAST 4 times with Arvald and people still trust me with all their shineys
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Red zeon
Caldari
Circle of Shadows
Bionic Dawn
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Posted - 2008.09.30 03:12:00 -
[74]
Dont do it, itl ruin your reputation, bet none will give you roles..
also its a shitty thing to do.
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ZERG RUSHKEKE
Gallente
Royal Enterprise
Bionic Dawn
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Posted - 2008.09.30 14:03:00 -
[75]
Edited by: ZERG RUSHKEKE on 30/09/2008 14:03:20
If you don't you must be ******ed. Post screenshots for proof. The things I would do with that money |
Yelan Zhou
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2008.09.30 14:19:00 -
[76]
Me thinks the op is an attention *****.
War. War never changes.
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jimmyjam
Gallente
Wise Guys
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2008.09.30 15:00:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Mylo Dax
Hi everyone,
obviously I posting as an alt. I am about to join a major Pirate Corp and have a unique oppertunity. I am a director in my current PVE Corp. The corp is extremely rich, owning hundreds of BPOs, ships and mods. I have access to all hangers, cans, etc inclding the corp wallet 100 bill+. The question no is not one of Morale (I got none)
The question is: Is it in terms of game rules legal for me to steal everything including all assets, ships (even from member hangers) without them filing a petition and getting the stuff back.
Thanks for your answers
Dont do it simple reason its g ay. |
Demitria Fernir
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.09.30 15:03:00 -
[78]
Originally by: jimmyjam
Dont do it simple reason its g ay.
the word you're searching for is ga¡y
and it isn't, just sightly not straight. |
Triksterism
Gallente
Frozen Corpse Inspection Services
United Federation of Capsuleers
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Posted - 2008.09.30 15:09:00 -
[79]
Epic theft. Steal it, start your own corp, give people a salary, go nuts. |
Carranthir
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Posted - 2008.09.30 15:28:00 -
[80]
Right now there must sit a bunch of people in PVE corps crossing their fingers you're not part of theirs :P
Share the wealth?
hehe
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Dominatrix Distraction
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Posted - 2008.09.30 16:23:00 -
[81]
Edited by: Dominatrix Distraction on 30/09/2008 16:31:15
Let's forget the ships and assets to make it easy.
What is 100bil worth when I compare that with 60d GTC?
Actually $7.775,55
I am wondering what's CCP's statement here?!
Due to the fact that 100bil has that kind of rl value because CCP earns money with ISK paying for GTC it's also some kind of stealing rl money.
For me it sounds illegal and bad at this level of ISK.
EVE has really some problems due to the fact that this game needs rl investments.
Overall lots of player worked for the wallet.
It has some kind of value and it's some kind of border between: just a game and serious rl stuff.
I would say: if CCP's EULA is allowing that then you can do it.
Think also about the consequences. It's not like ransom one pilot for 50mil.
And I would never ever give out any rl intel after that. Never!
I doubt that this will be safe.
If even one guy in game knows who you are, keep your mouse button away from it.
100bil is too serious here. It's not like losing some ships tbh.
I believe that many player can't see in this moment: it's just a game, so what.
Especially the alliance leadership. You will definitely frak up months of hard work and the whole alliance.
And eventually your fun for the game when people REALLY hate you and not just smack.
My dirty 2 ISK to that.
DD
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Xtreem
Gallente
Knockaround Guys Inc.
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Posted - 2008.09.30 16:42:00 -
[82]
still no screens? if this went ahead the guy would have been posting his epeen already, so guessing it was a failed attempt, troll, or got his numbers wrong |
Skelator0311
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Posted - 2008.09.30 17:57:00 -
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mylo If you want the honest answer you should totally do it. If it is over 100 billion go for it.
Keep in mind that anything in 0.0 will have to stay there. leave a jump clone. Then once everything is in place wait for there to be no one online that counts. Then move everything from the corp hanger to a members hanger ie yours. do this from the corp assets window. Empty the wallet and you are done. Dont feel bad about any of it. THIS IS A GAME. You found the I win button.
You put things on the market sell it until you get 10-15 billion then you make an alt and then you buy a new toon with isk :) Put the new toon on a new account. pay for the toons with isk. Leave the old toon training for titan or something long and then sell the old toon :) Or keep him you are set.
Welcome to the 100+ billion corp theft club. (There are not many of us)
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=603530 -thieves of EVE
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=782581 -My post
The total heist was, after months of going through things and selling, 220+ billion.
You will be a King and buy any toon you want and start a new existence only this time with all the isk you will ever need. Sure people will bad mouth you others will quit eve. They are just sad they didnt get it first. HAVE FUN MAN! (send me an evemail after you do it we will have to chat.)
Skelator0311
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Subchaos
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Posted - 2008.09.30 23:56:00 -
[84]
Edited by: Subchaos on 30/09/2008 23:58:50
Originally by: Skelator0311
mylo If you want the honest answer you should totally do it. If it is over 100 billion go for it.
Keep in mind that anything in 0.0 will have to stay there. leave a jump clone. Then once everything is in place wait for there to be no one online that counts. Then move everything from the corp hanger to a members hanger ie yours. do this from the corp assets window. Empty the wallet and you are done. Dont feel bad about any of it. THIS IS A GAME. You found the I win button.
You put things on the market sell it until you get 10-15 billion then you make an alt and then you buy a new toon with isk :) Put the new toon on a new account. pay for the toons with isk. Leave the old toon training for titan or something long and then sell the old toon :) Or keep him you are set.
Welcome to the 100+ billion corp theft club. (There are not many of us)
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=603530 -thieves of EVE
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=782581 -My post
The total heist was, after months of going through things and selling, 220+ billion.
You will be a King and buy any toon you want and start a new existence only this time with all the isk you will ever need. Sure people will bad mouth you others will quit eve. They are just sad they didnt get it first. HAVE FUN MAN! (send me an evemail after you do it we will have to chat.)
Skelator0311
I am not a conspiracy theorist, but......ohhhhhhhhh who am i kidding, yes I am.
Wouldn't it be ironic if this tool was the alt used to create this bogus corp theft thread just be able to blow his own horn?
Originally by: Skelator0311
move everything from the corp hanger to a members hanger ie yours. do this from the corp assets window. Empty the wallet and you are done.
Who the hell talks like this?
Do you really think he needed you to walk him through the GUI on how to get the isk?
Skelator0311> dude, like, you boot your PC up
Skelator0311> make sure your internet connection is working
Skelator0311> logon to the game
Mylo Dax> o m g you are so Eeevil.
Skelator0311> load your character
Mylo Dax> my alt?
Skelator0311> no, your alt's alt that you mentioned in the thread
Mylo Dax> wow, have you done this before.
Skelator0311> Yeah. *tosses his emo hair to the side without a care* Yeah I have.
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>Beware the chaos below the surface<
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Skelator0311
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Posted - 2008.10.01 00:10:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Subchaos
Edited by: Subchaos on 30/09/2008 23:58:50
Skelator0311> dude, like, you boot your PC up
Skelator0311> make sure your internet connection is working
Skelator0311> logon to the game
Mylo Dax> o m g you are so Eeevil.
Skelator0311> load your character
Mylo Dax> my alt?
Skelator0311> no, your alt's alt that you mentioned in the thread
Mylo Dax> wow, have you done this before.
Skelator0311> Yeah. *tosses his emo hair to the side without a care* Yeah I have.
I have a new addition to my bio! Thank you so much Sub I have not enjoyed a post that much in a very long time! (Now I wish that I had made my toons pic with hair  ) L O L
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Grath Telkin
Amarr
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.01 00:10:00 -
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Edited by: Grath Telkin on 01/10/2008 00:11:19
Originally by: Subchaos
words
Actually, if your going to do it, he's a good guy to take advice from.
When Skel pulled his, even those closest to him were in the dark, and he literally left no actual evidence of his crime.
I've gotta believe he left out some details there, but w/e, and no, thats not him "tooting his own horn" on an alt (see 220 billion figure in his statement, THATS "tooting his own horn").
Also, to the guy whinging about "its real life money" crap, stop spending your real money on your fake video game spaceships and your problem is solved.
Its a game, with espionage in it, welcome aboard.
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LadyLubU2
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.10.01 01:30:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Mylo Dax
I am very serious about this, I am preparing the steal as we speak, will post pics before / after
Cool. Wanna pass me a bil or 2? Pirate helps out a fellow pirate innit?
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Lady Karma
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Posted - 2008.10.01 01:56:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Mylo Dax
I am very serious about this, I am preparing the steal as we speak, will post pics before / after
Funny how those pics never appeared.
I AM PREPARING TO POST AS WE SPEAK, oh whoops I posted already.
That's how long it takes to Ctrl-A and drop contents into your hanger.
BS OP
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Bunny4you
Amarr
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.10.01 03:08:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Subchaos
Skelator0311> dude, like, you boot your PC up
Skelator0311> make sure your internet connection is working
Skelator0311> logon to the game
Mylo Dax> o m g you are so Eeevil.
Skelator0311> load your character
Mylo Dax> my alt?
Skelator0311> no, your alt's alt that you mentioned in the thread
Mylo Dax> wow, have you done this before.
Skelator0311> Yeah. *tosses his emo hair to the side without a care* Yeah I have.
*wins 5 internets, 10 cookies and a massage from yours truly*
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Ka Jolo
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2008.10.01 07:34:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Syllvia Dupuis
There are no rules against stealing your corp blind.
There are no rules against farting in public, listening to Air Supply on your MP3 player, making fun of handicapped people, passing out drunk at home every evening, collecting your toenail clippings, keeping extra change that has been given one on accident, ****ing against the wall in your back yard, making out with your best friend's girlfriend, wasting electricity, buying high and selling low, eating your own boogers, etc. etc. etc.
Don't do this.
Your Money or Your Life: the journal of a space pirate
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