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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:06:00 -
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Attention PVPer's: You have the chance to make a guy settle down, force him to submit to one woman for the rest of his life. If you want to essentialy do the same as pod a 'carebear' in his best 'titan' ship - only in real life - please read on.
My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me. He's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but he always follows through with his bets if they prove themselves.
I have known him for a while, and he would not say this unless he meant it. Thing is, looking at the charons cargo hold I dont think I can do it all myself.. but then again he never said I had to do it alone.
So here is the deal: I need your corpses. Contract, trade, I need them. I'm still kinda new and I dont have a lot of isk (I'm told that some people have millions of isk) but I want to try becouse I think he's worth it.
I know this is a strange thing to ask, but from what I have seen in this game so far Eve is filled with people who could help.
Please?
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Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:08:00 -
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I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do this. I don't even know the guy and he hasn't done anything to earn my cruelty or spite.
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Ticondrius
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:08:00 -
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Edited by: Ticondrius on 14/11/2008 05:09:13 This has the potential to be the most epic thread ever.
I am SO contracting you every corpse I can find at cost. Going to grab my covops and check every gate and station a corpse is likely to be found floating at. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- RABBLE! RABBLERABBLE!! MMORPG: Many Men Online Role Playing Girls |
Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:11:00 -
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Charon of 500,000 corpses! _____________________
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Crackzilla
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:14:00 -
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Originally by: Chaos Incarnate Charon of 500,000 corpses!
Would be worth suiciding that corpsicle bomb.
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Shardrael
Caldari Titan Industries Technology Team Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:15:00 -
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name and shame your boyfriend, this needs to happen first. --------------------
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Joe
Umbra Legion Shadow Empire.
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:17:00 -
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I hope you set a similar annoying task for him to be completed before the Wedding night
Umbra Legion Is recruiting!
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:20:00 -
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Originally by: Qordel I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do this. I don't even know the guy and he hasn't done anything to earn my cruelty or spite.
So be a friend and help him settle down :)
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Munio Veritas
Black Legion Command Black Legion.
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:24:00 -
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I, Munio Veritas, will help you in this goal. I have precious few, but 'tis for a good cause.
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Troye
Gallente Independant Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:29:00 -
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I have afew lying around, I hope you don't mind running about the Galaxy abit though, most are in 0.0 stations :X _______________________________________
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Suitonia
Gallente interimo
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Posted - 2008.11.14 06:31:00 -
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98125 Corpses needed to fill a max skilled Charon. 78500 not taking skills into account.
Going to be tough to do, but it's possible I guess. I'll send you my corpses
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Ris Dnalor
Minmatar Ex Cruoris Libertas
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Posted - 2008.11.14 06:32:00 -
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So you think that he would marry you if you filled a choron full of corpses... k.
If you want to marry him, why not just ask him to? If he says no, then methinks no amount of virtual corpses would change his mind.
unless of course, I've missed something and this is romantic?
meh.
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Khraunus
Amarr Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.11.14 06:40:00 -
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At first I though the OP had intended to marry a corpse. I was promptly corrected in my thinking.
If I come across any corpses i'll send them your way, though my last corpse collection was jettisoned at the eve gate as a sort of viking funeral... Most importantly, how are you supposed to tell whether this is part of my post or my signature? |
Victor Valka
Caldari Kissaki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.11.14 06:45:00 -
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This is somewhere between 'slightly morbid' and 'strangely romantic' on the Weird-o-Meter.
Well. Good luck!
Originally by: Spaztick You are not outnumbered, you are in a target-rich environment.
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Ancy Denaries
Caldari Amarr Sisterhood of Galactic Sirens
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Posted - 2008.11.14 07:35:00 -
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Originally by: Victor Valka This is somewhere between 'slightly morbid' and 'strangely romantic' on the Weird-o-Meter.
Well. Good luck!
Hahaha! But it's packed with nerd-romance! I love it!
Corpses coming your way, OP! ;)
Balance is important, but you will always adapt to changing circumstances and you don't whine about stuff you can't change. |
Neth'Rae
Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.14 07:50:00 -
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Edited by: Neth''Rae on 14/11/2008 07:50:44 Who wouldn't marry a girl that filled a entire charon with corpses?
But doesn't that mean you'll have to be able to fly it aswell? :P
I do Sigs, Banners and other Graphics for ISK. |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2008.11.14 08:02:00 -
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Only corpse I ever bothered to pick up was a guy that ****ed me off royally some time ago. Getting that corpse was the only satisfaction I got out of my hatred, and now you want to take it away from me?
..I might contract it over, gotta snuggle a bit with him first and see if he still keeps me warm at nights.
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Erim Kaluk
Minmatar Valklear Guard
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Posted - 2008.11.14 08:05:00 -
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I'll take a look through my hangars and see what I find.
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RedLion
Caldari State Constructions
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Posted - 2008.11.14 08:08:00 -
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If he meant it, he doesn't need all those corpses.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.14 08:23:00 -
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Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
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Tippia
Caldari Raddick Explorations BlackWater.
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:19:00 -
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Edited by: Tippia on 14/11/2008 09:19:13
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses
…and, likewise, it takes a real woman to say "500k corpses? Sure, I can do that."
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:20:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses
Or a really twisted one... In OP's case I'm not sure I would follow through with the "quest".
Secure 3rd party service ■ Veldspar |
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ApaKaka
Lone Starr Corporation
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:22:00 -
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I guess he told you this because he knew you will never accomplish it. So there you go, that's his commitment to your relationship
If you have any sense in you, you'll name this bastard, and we can get to work on filling the charon with HIS corpses
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Is forporn
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:29:00 -
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Adapt and die?
Join THE INTERNET. today |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:29:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 14/11/2008 09:29:55
Originally by: Tippia Edited by: Tippia on 14/11/2008 09:19:13
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses
àand, likewise, it takes a real woman to say "500k corpses? Sure, I can do that."
To get married? Hell, 500k corpses are probably "just in case" in the cargobay already
Originally by: Chribba
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses
Or a really twisted one... In OP's case I'm not sure I would follow through with the "quest".
But you're already married to Veldspar.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:33:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones But you're already married to Veldspar.
At least mine are all alike, wtf is he going to do with 500,000 other corpses, men and woman... He needs to have a few to chose from?
Secure 3rd party service ■ Veldspar |
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Siigari Kitawa
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:35:00 -
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First page of epic thread.
I will donate some corpses.
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Rexthor Hammerfists
Rage of Inferno
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:35:00 -
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This thread made my day :), contracting corpses as i type this, make sure to learn how to tranpsort cargo through 0.0 before collecting them ;) -
Boosters and PirateProfessions
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Fools nobody
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:35:00 -
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I just realised we can find out who it is cause they'll probably be buying up corpses too!
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Elnoobis
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:41:00 -
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Originally by: Qordel I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do this. I don't even know the guy and he hasn't done anything to earn my cruelty or spite.
I have to agree with this one!
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Gilgamesh1980
The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:41:00 -
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well if you want to marry him then I will gladly help out for this cause of possible happiness.
I will try and commit as many corpses from my alliance as possible, and will bring them to hisec for you
where do you need them?
we should have a few thousand at this stage
maybe you could send me an ingame Mail too, so I don't have to run through the forums all the time
and good luck
Supreme Commander and Diplomat of the Black Rabbits and Gurlstas associates |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:47:00 -
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Also, the cynic in me screams "Trust noone! Trust noone! Hug Chribba!!!" everytime someone asks for something in EVE
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Piper Halliwell
Minmatar Phantom Squad Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:48:00 -
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Originally by: Suitonia 98125 Corpses needed to fill a max skilled Charon. 78500 not taking skills into account.
Now there is a wet dream to me
Originally by: Neth'Rae Who wouldn't marry a girl that filled a entire charon with corpses?
Me....as stated above my wet dream is the Charon full of corpses.
Regardless I will look for some for ya love. --------------------
You've got a gun, I've got a gun, Let's write a tragic ending.
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Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:59:00 -
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So the Craigslist entry might look something like:
Slightly geeky SWM with necromantic tendencies seeks woman with large dowry... corpses will do.
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Irma Phelbs
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Posted - 2008.11.14 10:01:00 -
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As corpses are not stackable, I'd bet that it will be client/node crashing way before your reach your goal. The client at least I don't see possibly surviving opening the cargo to check the deed have been done.
Way overestimating CCP on that one...
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Piper Halliwell
Minmatar Phantom Squad Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.11.14 10:05:00 -
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Originally by: Roy Batty68 So the Craigslist entry might look something like:
Slightly geeky SWM with necromantic tendencies seeks woman with large dowry... corpses will do.
Corpses can't say no. There is always duct tape and rope, but corpses are easier! --------------------
You've got a gun, I've got a gun, Let's write a tragic ending.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.14 10:06:00 -
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She'll just gather 200 and do a "woman move" at which point she'll "logically" say "But it's almost like 500.000!" and if the man disagrees, as it doesn't fit the previously made contract terms, she'll pout and/or rage about it, deny sexual favors and it's the mans fault for being, technical term, a "stupid head".
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Siigari Kitawa
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2008.11.14 10:07:00 -
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Originally by: Irma Phelbs As corpses are not stackable, I'd bet that it will be client/node crashing way before your reach your goal. The client at least I don't see possibly surviving opening the cargo to check the deed have been done.
Way overestimating CCP on that one...
Well, I don't believe you can have 1000 items in a location anyway...
so... I would imagine you'd have to get a ton of sec cans and throw them into there, but I'm really just thinking out loud.
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Irma Phelbs
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Posted - 2008.11.14 10:13:00 -
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Originally by: Siigari Kitawa
so... I would imagine you'd have to get a ton of sec cans and throw them into there, but I'm really just thinking out loud.
Sec cans can't be put unpackaged in a freighter, only freight container can and they are far too big for the 1000 corpse limit.
Betting on the guy knowing it and not not wanting to get married.
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Mallikanth
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Posted - 2008.11.14 10:19:00 -
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Hmmm after the deed has been done, the Charon filled, the marriage planned... Just imagine what you could do with a charon bomb
Some 80,000 corpses would lag a system to hell and back...not that I'm suggesting anyone do that of course
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IR Scoutar
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.11.14 10:21:00 -
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04 / 10
that "millions of isk" ruined it
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Orion GUardian
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.11.14 10:31:00 -
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EPIC.......I trashed all corpses I had though
Corpses of Love......sounds rather necrophil
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.11.14 10:56:00 -
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Smart move there, OP.
Corpses are generally considered worthless, so the 'beggar radar' wouldn't go off for most, but if you know the right people, they can be sold for decent amounts of cash. Good way of making some extra ISK, wish I had thought of that.
Join New Eden Research today and never worry about queues again!
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Banana Torres
Look Ma I did a Test
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Posted - 2008.11.14 11:34:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones She'll just gather 200 and do a "woman move" at which point she'll "logically" say "But it's almost like 500.000!" and if the man disagrees, as it doesn't fit the previously made contract terms, she'll pout and/or rage about it, deny sexual favors and it's the mans fault for being, technical term, a "stupid head".
Hmm, when I read the message from the OP I assumed, cause this is a MMO, that he was a bloke and the marriage was a same sex marriage. Rereading the original post does nothing to change my opinion.
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Ooyama
Caldari Rastana CMP Motivated and Determined
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Posted - 2008.11.14 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: Banana Torres
Originally by: Sheriff Jones She'll just gather 200 and do a "woman move" at which point she'll "logically" say "But it's almost like 500.000!" and if the man disagrees, as it doesn't fit the previously made contract terms, she'll pout and/or rage about it, deny sexual favors and it's the mans fault for being, technical term, a "stupid head".
Hmm, when I read the message from the OP I assumed, cause this is a MMO, that he was a bloke and the marriage was a same sex marriage. Rereading the original post does nothing to change my opinion.
Even if so,, that's got nothing to do with the question presented .
To OP ; i'll gather all corpses i get in the vicinity of and contract em when i have a reasonable amount.
All the best,
"Yama".
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Victor Valka
Caldari Kissaki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.11.14 11:42:00 -
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Originally by: Jana Clant Smart move there, OP.
Corpses are generally considered worthless, so the 'beggar radar' wouldn't go off for most, but if you know the right people, they can be sold for decent amounts of cash. Good way of making some extra ISK, wish I had thought of that.
If you were to look up 'over-analyzing' in a dictionary your picture would be given as the definition.
Originally by: Spaztick You are not outnumbered, you are in a target-rich environment.
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Zitus
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Posted - 2008.11.14 11:50:00 -
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Honestly I think this is pretty epic.
Unfortunatly i has no corpses to contract you for i am nub cake, but i will spread the word and see if i can redirect some people to this thread
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Caztra Tor
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Posted - 2008.11.14 12:00:00 -
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I am so sorry, but what you are asking is the equivalent of having someone feed you cards under the table while you play poker. Now, I know it is just your womanly ways, cheating in order to position yourself so that you can suck the life force of any male within reach, but I can not assist your demonic efforts designed to trap your true love.
Love Sucks!
Hugs and Kisses, Caz |
H Lecter
Gallente The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.11.14 12:06:00 -
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Originally by: Jana Clant Smart move there, OP.
Corpses are generally considered worthless, so the 'beggar radar' wouldn't go off for most, but if you know the right people, they can be sold for decent amounts of cash. Good way of making some extra ISK, wish I had thought of that.
Who is going to buy corpses unless the ones of persons they really hate? Good luck finding the right one among the thousands by right clicking on each of them... |
jam6549
Hunters Imperiale
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Posted - 2008.11.14 12:22:00 -
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as soon as I can get on, I will contract all of mine to you! funny way to get someone to propose to you, but what ever floats your boat! |
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Tiirae
The New Era HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.11.14 12:23:00 -
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Edited by: Tiirae on 14/11/2008 12:24:00 I can say without a shadow of a doubt: If he won't marry you unless you do this, then he doesn't want to marry you. If you do manage it and he marries you out of a sense of integrity and obligation, then it will be a miserable union indeed.
Sure, do this if you want to as a gesture of your feelings for him, but an act like this isn't going to change his feelings for you at all. it may even lose you respect as it seems a bit desperate.
also, as already mentioned the client will not handle displaying a cargo hold with 500k items in it. You will need to stash them at at least 50 different stations with 10k in each.
anyway, you won't be able to do it. 500,000 is a big number. the molea cemetery only had a couple thousand, if that, and that guy worked for months and months on it.
As a measure of my skepticism, if you manage to collect 500k corpses, I'll give you 10 billion isk. Guaranteed. |
Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.11.14 13:01:00 -
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Originally by: H Lecter
Who is going to buy corpses unless the ones of persons they really hate? Good luck finding the right one among the thousands by right clicking on each of them...
You'd be surprised at how many corpse collectors there are around.
Originally by: Victor Valka If you were to look up 'over-analyzing' in a dictionary your picture would be given as the definition.
Perhaps I am over-analyzing, though ironically it's EVE that made me question people's motives at all times.
In any case, the OP's goal is: - Unrealistic (assuming a 900,000 m¦ cargohold, 450,000 corpses would be required) - Technically impossible (cannot fit more than 1000 items to a single location, and containers don't help much either)
Now add these facts: - Marriage is serious businessÖ, and the BF is supposedly willing to marry over a bunch of pixel corpses. Granted, it's the thought that counts, (as morbid as that may be) but it does show some degree of immaturity regarding serious choices in life. - Furthermore, having set an impossible goal tells that he probably doesn't want to marry to begin with, making the OP's venture a waste of time. (If my BF did that to me, I'd probably dump him for being a disrespectful bastard)
Now, when we consider that the OP has apparently failed to consider the points above, you have to suspect his/her intentions to begin with.
How's that for over-analyzing, Victor?
Join New Eden Research today and never worry about queues again!
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Ghoest
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Posted - 2008.11.14 13:12:00 -
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Marriage dependent on an absurd bet concerning a video game - you must be desperate honey.
If you think corp is different than a guild or clan you have some insecurity issues.
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Daedalus II
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Posted - 2008.11.14 13:19:00 -
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Originally by: Jana Clant How's that for over-analyzing, Victor?
I see your over-analyzing and raise it with more over-analyzing
Consider how long time it would take to get a hold of all these corpses. If at peak time everyone got podded once each hour it would take 12.5 hours. This is of course not going to happen.
Say 500 get podded each hour (I don't know if this is a relevant number but I guess it could get pretty busy out in 0.0), then it would take 1000 hours to get the corpses, or a little less than 42 days. This is of course assuming you can get a hold of all those corpses. If you get say 10% of all the corpses killed in EVE every hour it would take 10000 hours or approx 1 year and 2 month |
Irida Mershkov
Gallente War is Bliss
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Posted - 2008.11.14 13:24:00 -
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Starting to collect as many corpses I can get. The War-Decs! they must fly! |
Alia Xii
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Posted - 2008.11.14 13:29:00 -
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I usually contract the corpses back to the victim, I find it somewhat distressingly satisfying of thinking about someone receiving their own body.
Anyways, spare ones coming your way!
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Alia Xii
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Posted - 2008.11.14 13:31:00 -
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Originally by: Piper Halliwell
Originally by: Suitonia 98125 Corpses needed to fill a max skilled Charon. 78500 not taking skills into account.
Now there is a wet dream to me
Originally by: Neth'Rae Who wouldn't marry a girl that filled a entire charon with corpses?
Me....as stated above my wet dream is the Charon full of corpses.
Regardless I will look for some for ya love.
mmmmm Holly Maries Combes! A living one is preferable btw |
Alia Xii
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Posted - 2008.11.14 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: Irma Phelbs
Originally by: Siigari Kitawa
so... I would imagine you'd have to get a ton of sec cans and throw them into there, but I'm really just thinking out loud.
Sec cans can't be put unpackaged in a freighter, only freight container can and they are far too big for the 1000 corpse limit.
Betting on the guy knowing it and not not wanting to get married.
Woman move: "You only said I had to collect enough to fill the cargohold, but you didn't actually say they had to be in there" |
Rixram
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Posted - 2008.11.14 14:07:00 -
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This sounds like something the Manson family would want to do.
Good luck! |
Barkaial Starfinder
Minmatar The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.14 15:31:00 -
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I wonder what you would say to your children hehe
He will mary you anyway =P
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Cyber Blue
Gallente Cyber Blue Consulting
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Posted - 2008.11.14 15:39:00 -
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Originally by: Tiirae Edited by: Tiirae on 14/11/2008 12:24:00 I can say without a shadow of a doubt: If he won't marry you unless you do this, then he doesn't want to marry you. If you do manage it and he marries you out of a sense of integrity and obligation, then it will be a miserable union indeed.
Sure, do this if you want to as a gesture of your feelings for him, but an act like this isn't going to change his feelings for you at all. it may even lose you respect as it seems a bit desperate.
also, as already mentioned the client will not handle displaying a cargo hold with 500k items in it. You will need to stash them at at least 50 different stations with 10k in each.
anyway, you won't be able to do it. 500,000 is a big number. the molea cemetery only had a couple thousand, if that, and that guy worked for months and months on it.
As a measure of my skepticism, if you manage to collect 500k corpses, I'll give you 10 billion isk. Guaranteed.
I have to agree with this assessment. The guy doesn't deserve you. As a gesture, I'll marry you for a low rate of 5,000 corpses.
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Victor Valka
Caldari Kissaki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.11.14 15:40:00 -
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Edited by: Victor Valka on 14/11/2008 15:45:36
Originally by: Jana Clant How's that for over-analyzing, Victor?
You certainly know how to crush peoples' dreams and dash their hopes.
Originally by: Spaztick You are not outnumbered, you are in a target-rich environment.
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Megan Maynard
Minmatar Out of Order
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Posted - 2008.11.14 15:42:00 -
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GET AN ALT ROOKIE CHARACTER QUICK!
START PODDING YOURSELF OUTSIDE A STATION OVER AND OVER AGAIN, HAVE SOMEONE HELP YOU!
You'll get them fast enough.
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Ticondrius
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.14 15:47:00 -
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Hah, this IS turning epic as I predicted.
This is something I might have thought up in his position, and NOT to get rid of the girl either. My reason? To make sure she understands this part of myself. To see WHY I, and all the rest of us, love this game so much.
Personally the sheer number of corpses required IS staggering, but I think when the 1K items limit is made obvious, he won't mind having them all over the galaxy. I might have known that either, as I have cans containing instas, moon surveys and more, numbering well into the 10,000s in each one. |
Tiirae
The New Era HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.11.14 15:59:00 -
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Originally by: Ticondrius Hah, this IS turning epic as I predicted.
This is something I might have thought up in his position, and NOT to get rid of the girl either. My reason? To make sure she understands this part of myself. To see WHY I, and all the rest of us, love this game so much.
Personally the sheer number of corpses required IS staggering, but I think when the 1K items limit is made obvious, he won't mind having them all over the galaxy. I might have known that either, as I have cans containing instas, moon surveys and more, numbering well into the 10,000s in each one.
I seriously doubt having to collect half a million corpses is going to show you what's good about eve. I suspect, once she finished, she would never want to log in again.
If he wanted her to understand, he would ask her to become a good falcon pilot, or industrialist, or whatever.. you know, actually *play* the game.
This is a cruel joke and the poor woman is a sap.
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5pinDizzy
Amarr Umpteenth Podding
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Posted - 2008.11.14 16:00:00 -
[66]
Dear OP,
If seriousness is involved.
It would help a great deal to tell us WHAT SYSTEM AND/OR STATION you'd like us to donate these corpses on if possible, for maximum convenience.
I've got a few lying around.
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Jones Maloy
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.11.14 16:07:00 -
[67]
Originally by: 5pinDizzy Dear OP,
It would help a great deal to tell us WHAT SYSTEM AND/OR STATION you'd like us to donate these corpses on if possible, for maximum convenience.
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.14 16:29:00 -
[68]
Thanks guys!
1. When I asked him he said that he was not aware of the limit of items in a container; He told me the number of corpses in the same system is what matters here.
2. He knows how difficult this will be and said that was the idea; His quote: "Something easily gotten is not highly valued.".
3. I like to mine ore in Amsen, so of the corpses show up there I would be really happy. :)
Thank you for all your support!
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Taak Coram
Gallente Outdated Host Productions
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Posted - 2008.11.14 16:45:00 -
[69]
You can have every one of the corpses I've collected. I only have about 50, so I hope it helps. Contact me in game. |
Jukhta Mein
Domini Umbrus R.U.R.
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Posted - 2008.11.14 16:48:00 -
[70]
Could this be a scam thread for...gaining corpses? |
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Dorsa
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Posted - 2008.11.14 16:58:00 -
[71]
When this goes down, we need pic's |
Lilla Kharn
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:00:00 -
[72]
So, your filing a Charon with corpses so he will marry you and he's filing a Charon with T2 ships so you will marry him? Forget this, just marry him! |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:01:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Dorsa When this goes down, we need pic's
And inform the press, though i think the net will fill with "Corpse collecting lands husband" |
Dorsa
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:03:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Dorsa When this goes down, we need pic's
And inform the press, though i think the net will fill with "Corpse collecting lands husband"
Or, "Corpse Bride" |
Sha'ara Sha'amashira
Minmatar StoneDogS
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:13:00 -
[75]
Am I the only one thinking this would be a good reason to restart something like lemmings leap again to help her raise a vast number of corpses in a short period of time? (plus there is the benefit of getting to velator spam massive things to death and get lots and lots of pretty explosions when they tigger smart bombs) |
Suitonia
Gallente interimo
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Posted - 2008.11.14 20:03:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Dorsa When this goes down, we need pic's
And inform the press, though i think the net will fill with "Corpse collecting lands husband"
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Luther Gorn
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Posted - 2008.11.14 20:09:00 -
[77]
I dunno, I've been scammed in EVE before. How do I know there really IS a bf, and you are not just building a legion of zombies?
- A Concerned citizen. |
Chipan Asty
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Posted - 2008.11.14 20:11:00 -
[78]
I think you are missing the point. If your BF demands a charron filled with corpses to marry you then he obviously doesn't want to get married or he would have set a simpler task.
Sorry. |
Jaxxon Voers
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Posted - 2008.11.14 21:10:00 -
[79]
Edited by: Jaxxon Voers on 14/11/2008 21:10:17
Is your name in real life by chance Amy Taylor?
Or maybe Bat**** Crazy?
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Neth'Rae
Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.14 21:13:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Chipan Asty I think you are missing the point. If your BF demands a charron filled with corpses to marry you then he obviously doesn't want to get married or he would have set a simpler task.
Sorry.
Hm, so if I tell a girl "make me a sandwich and I'll marry you" it will mean that I really want to marry her because of the simplicity of the task?
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Vladimir Ilych
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.11.14 21:53:00 -
[81]
contracted to you |
Rexthor Hammerfists
Rage of Inferno
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Posted - 2008.11.14 21:56:00 -
[82]
guess she wont go hungry any time soon |
Abrazzar
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Posted - 2008.11.14 22:37:00 -
[83]
I'm getting married to a corpse, please help!
*sorry couldn't help myself*
-------- Ideas for: Mining
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Eternum Praetorian
Tupperware Party
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Posted - 2008.11.14 22:50:00 -
[84]
Edited by: Eternum Praetorian on 14/11/2008 22:50:51
Originally by: Megan Maynard GET AN ALT ROOKIE CHARACTER QUICK!
START PODDING YOURSELF OUTSIDE A STATION OVER AND OVER AGAIN, HAVE SOMEONE HELP YOU!
You'll get them fast enough.
This...
Blow his mind and do this LOL.
He is likely giving you an impossible task to fulfill. But dedicating your eve time to doing what is stated above will make him sweat
All you need is the Charon and it would be funny as hell if a node crashed because of this.
I can see it now in local: "Hey! Why is Amsen as lagy as Jita!!!!" |
Rair Fryar
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.11.14 22:57:00 -
[85]
Originally by: ebonyivory Attention shipbuilders: You have the chance to make a guy settle down, force him to submit to one woman for the rest of his life. If you want to essentialy do the same as a collect a corpse in his best 'titan' ship - only in real life - please read on. My gf joked today that if I filled a charon with t2 ships, she would marry me. she's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but she always follows through with her bets if they prove themselves. I have known her for a while, and she would not say this unless she meant it. Thing is, looking at the charons cargo hold I dont think I can do it all myself.. but then again she never said I had to do it alone. So here is the deal: I need your t2 ships. Contract, trade, I need them. I'm still kinda new and I dont have a lot of isk (I'm told that some people have millions of isk) but I want to try becouse I think she's worth it. I know this is a strange thing to ask, but from what I have seen in this game so far Eve is filled with people who could help. Please? EDIT: Thanks guys! 1. When I asked her she said that she was not aware of the limit of items in a container; she told me the number of t2ships is what matters here. 2. she knows how difficult this will be and said that was the idea; Her quote: "Something easily gotten is not highly valued.". 3. I like to chilax in rens, so if the t2 ships show up there I would be really happy. :) Thank you for all your support!
What is REALLY going on?
ps. The above mentioned thread was locked. I did a search on eve-search because i felt the thread was quite familiar |
Polinus
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.11.14 22:57:00 -
[86]
People criticizing there for going into this quest should learn that no one F#@#! cares what you think! Its HER life, if you think its made, stupid whatever its your problem alone!
Its her happiness she seeks and anyone criticizing someone that chases that is a complete looser that do not understand life! It does not care how you do it! as long as you are happy at end and you hurt nobody in the process!
Calling them immature for doing so just shows the critics immaturity itself. Marriage, as any other form interpersonal relationship, is not something that is how YOU THINK it should be. Marriage is something that matters only how the 2 people involved think it should be! |
Natasha Zenith
Caldari The 13th Armored Headhunters
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Posted - 2008.11.14 23:00:00 -
[87]
I'm sorry you can not have my corpse collection but I wish you luck in finding that godly amount of corpses. You can not have my exotic dancers either, sorry. |
Natasha Zenith
Caldari The 13th Armored Headhunters
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Posted - 2008.11.14 23:16:00 -
[88]
I bet Weedmasta has enough corpses to fill a freighter. He was damn quick on corpse retrieval.
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Ticondrius
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.14 23:57:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Rair Fryar
Originally by: ebonyivory Stuff...
What is REALLY going on?
ps. The above mentioned thread was locked. I did a search on eve-search because i felt the thread was quite familiar
The T2 ships to get married and I think there was a 10 billion ISK to get married were copycats of this topic. They were fake. This one does not seem to be. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- RABBLE! RABBLERABBLE!! MMORPG: Many Men Online Role Playing Girls |
Khemul Zula
Amarr Black Plague.
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Posted - 2008.11.15 01:01:00 -
[90]
This thread just proves a theory I've held for quite a while about the average EVE player. They can kill/scamm/steal/grief without a second though, but they suck when it comes to economics.
A person has stated they want a extremely large amount of something for a rather high value goal. This means demand and value have both gone up dramatically. And yet instead of raising prices or hording the supply to drive up prices even further you give them away for free! Come on people. Three pages and still no price gouging?
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x psy
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Posted - 2008.11.15 01:05:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Suva Orefinger
So here is the deal: I need your corpses. Contract, trade, I need them. I'm still kinda new and I dont have a lot of isk (I'm told that some people have millions of isk) but I want to try becouse I think he's worth it.
Good luck in your endeavour! Corpses on contract!
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Typhado3
Minmatar Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.11.15 01:13:00 -
[92]
don't doo it.
he is obvious necro which is fine, but once he has a freighter full of corpses he isn't gonna need you anymore.
lol =p epic thread.
ccp fix mining agent missions % pls |
Dmian
Gallente Gallenterrorisme
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Posted - 2008.11.15 01:55:00 -
[93]
Edited by: Dmian on 15/11/2008 01:58:35
So, you asked him to marry, he asked you for corpses... Run! he's a zombie!!!!!
Edit: or a Houngan. |
Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.15 02:20:00 -
[94]
Thank you all so much for the contracts I have gotton so far; I accepted them all excet for one asking for millions in return for some. I dont have that kind of money so I could not accept it :(
No thats not the start of a beg-a-thon, and no I do not want your isk. Please dont send any isk unless you feel like wasteing money (I would just use it on corpses and contracts to move them) I want the corpses, I really do.
Thanks. Keep them comming :)
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Slash Harnet
Minmatar Fire Mandrill
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Posted - 2008.11.15 03:30:00 -
[95]
I'll glady contract as many corpses as I can get my hands on. In exchange I want to know how to get my wife to play eve.
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Dmian
Gallente Gallenterrorisme
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Posted - 2008.11.15 03:35:00 -
[96]
Edited by: Dmian on 15/11/2008 03:35:02
Originally by: Slash Harnet I'll glady contract as many corpses as I can get my hands on. In exchange I want to know how to get my wife to play eve.
You have the perfect excuse here: "They are nice guys, you see? they're helping a girl so she can convince her boyfriend to marry her." ----
Eve Alpha - The font of Eve - Get it here |
Discrodia
Gallente Independent Miners Guild
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Posted - 2008.11.15 03:44:00 -
[97]
OMG this is EPIC!!!!
I'll commandeer the corpse lockers ASAP!! |
Berious
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.11.15 04:35:00 -
[98]
I'd be worried about settling down with a dude who's obviously got a thing for corpses. Get out while you still can!
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Jerny
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Posted - 2008.11.15 04:39:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Khemul Zula Edited by: Khemul Zula on 15/11/2008 01:12:29 This thread just proves a theory I've held for quite a while about the average EVE player. They can kill/scamm/steal/grief without a second thought, but they suck when it comes to economics.
A person has stated they want a extremely large amount of something for a rather high value goal. This means demand and value have both gone up dramatically. And yet instead of raising prices or hording the supply to drive up prices even further you give them away for free! Come on people. Three pages and still no price gouging?
OP said she was a new player and that she declined a contract because it asked for millions (a few million, probably) isk. Price gouging isn't going to get anyone any money.
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Master Solmyr
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Posted - 2008.11.15 04:45:00 -
[100]
How many times could you pod yourself in a day?
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Gaelenus
Gallente Society of the Crimson Flame
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Posted - 2008.11.15 05:28:00 -
[101]
clearly somones over reacting to the devs saying they want to use corpses for T2 implant manufacturing.... |
Joe
Umbra Legion Shadow Empire.
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Posted - 2008.11.15 05:35:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Gaelenus clearly somones over reacting to the devs saying they want to use corpses for T2 implant manufacturing....
BioMass specualtion's been around from day 1 :)
Give the lady her frozen meatsicles!
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Ris Dnalor
Minmatar Ex Cruoris Libertas
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Posted - 2008.11.15 05:39:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Siigari Kitawa
Originally by: Irma Phelbs As corpses are not stackable, I'd bet that it will be client/node crashing way before your reach your goal. The client at least I don't see possibly surviving opening the cargo to check the deed have been done.
Way overestimating CCP on that one...
Well, I don't believe you can have 1000 items in a location anyway...
so... I would imagine you'd have to get a ton of sec cans and throw them into there, but I'm really just thinking out loud.
unless they've changed it since the days of the instajump bookmarks, then, yes you can have way more than 1000 items in a single location. I had 30,000 once :) |
Max Leadfoot
Murky Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.15 06:03:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Suva Orefinger Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 14/11/2008 16:38:42 Attention PVPer's: You have the chance to make a guy settle down, force him to submit to one woman for the rest of his life. If you want to essentialy do the same as pod a 'carebear' in his best 'titan' ship - only in real life - please read on.
My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me. He's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but he always follows through with his bets if they prove themselves.
I have known him for a while, and he would not say this unless he meant it. Thing is, looking at the charons cargo hold I dont think I can do it all myself.. but then again he never said I had to do it alone.
So here is the deal: I need your corpses. Contract, trade, I need them. I'm still kinda new and I dont have a lot of isk (I'm told that some people have millions of isk) but I want to try becouse I think he's worth it.
I know this is a strange thing to ask, but from what I have seen in this game so far Eve is filled with people who could help.
Please?
EDIT: Thanks guys!
1. When I asked him he said that he was not aware of the limit of items in a container; He told me the number of corpses is what matters here.
2. He knows how difficult this will be and said that was the idea; His quote: "Something easily gotten is not highly valued.".
3. I like to mine ore in Amsen, so if the corpses show up there I would be really happy. :)
Thank you for all your support!
go get your love get those corpses together and rub it in his face, with a smurk of course
good luck to you, any corpse i send your way |
3rr0rc0d3
Amarr Universal Moose Foundation
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Posted - 2008.11.15 10:03:00 -
[105]
My girl just about melted when she read this thread... Now I gotta find something speciul too, goddamnit!!
I am rather attached to my can of corpses, as I collected them all myself... bit hard to say goodbye to them all. Then again, I find this to be a very romantic proposal, and will contract any corpses without value to me on one condition: I get invited to the ingame ceremony when you two get married. I'll contract the corpses once I get confirmation about this. ______________________
Originally by: CCP SessionChange tbh guys, you're all slaves to me...
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.15 17:07:00 -
[106]
Thats a great idea! Yes!
I can has corpses now? :)
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lord cyrez
Licentia Pro Totus
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Posted - 2008.11.15 17:16:00 -
[107]
since i've spotted this thread, i'm having a look for corpses on my ways through space
how many did you get so far? give us some intel on your progress, like "1.000 of 78.500 collected"
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Shakari Sween
Space Oddysey Pupule 'Ohana
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Posted - 2008.11.15 17:25:00 -
[108]
the op is more than likley working on info that t2 implants may be released some time, and it is posible that you need corpses to make them... |
Fog Render
Mirage Industries
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Posted - 2008.11.15 17:45:00 -
[109]
Wouldn't a boob job be easier, and please him more?
I'm just sayin .............
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.15 17:45:00 -
[110]
Originally by: lord cyrez since i've spotted this thread, i'm having a look for corpses on my ways through space
how many did you get so far? give us some intel on your progress, like "1.000 of 78.500 collected"
I have a little over 100 so far. Many of them are in danger space, so I'm not sure if I will be able to collect them. I tried to get one and I almost got podded by a flashy red guy :(
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RedSplat
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.11.15 18:13:00 -
[111]
I heard this is some bizarre thing the Hellcats force their menfolk to go through before they are allowed to propose I don't want to set the world on fire |
x psy
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Posted - 2008.11.15 19:16:00 -
[112]
Suva, you should organize one event or two per month, on weekends, so people can gather pods and get smartbombed. Lemming leap style, you can even try to get the help of eve-radio. :x
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Grainsalt
Ghosts In The Shell
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Posted - 2008.11.15 19:38:00 -
[113]
Would it be such a bad thing for the GM's to spawn 100k corpses in her hanger?
Go on GM's that would be funny... It's not as if you can get any cash from them ..
And the picture on the boyfriend's face would be worth it ..
"ahhhhhh .." ---
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Jrzhk
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Posted - 2008.11.15 20:47:00 -
[114]
I will certainly help you do that. But please do remember the corpses i'll give you have a certain value to me! I'll link this thread in my corporation forum.
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ShadowDraqon
Awesome Industries Group
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Posted - 2008.11.16 00:33:00 -
[115]
Awesome! Will give you any corpses i happen to find floating around. ______________________ I got killed for my kindness no, rly |
Sasha Sen
Gallente United Industries LTD. Shadow Empire.
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Posted - 2008.11.16 01:09:00 -
[116]
It's a trap! |
Thrash Uma
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Posted - 2008.11.16 01:20:00 -
[117]
SCAM!!!!
I cannot believe anyone is taking this seriously. This seems like just some dude who wants corpses and concocted an elaborate tale to get people to hand over their corpses.
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.16 01:24:00 -
[118]
My task got mentioned on Eve Radio :)
Thanks for all the people who have contracted single and multiple corpses today, I deeply appreciate it!
I was just told in local that some people consider their corpses to be trophies. Let me make it clear: The corpses I collect don't mean anything to me except that they are a corpse to add to the stack, a unit of corpse to add to the collection, to help me get my goal.
If you think I have your corpse and want it back, tell me. But be expected to give me multiple other corpses in return so I don't lose ground on my goal.
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valeronx
Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.16 01:26:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Thrash Uma SCAM!!!!
I cannot believe anyone is taking this seriously. This seems like just some dude who wants corpses and concocted an elaborate tale to get people to hand over their corpses.
So what?
. |
Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Umbra Synergy
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Posted - 2008.11.16 01:31:00 -
[120]
you can have my corpses if you defeat me in personal combat
thats a nice way of saying "over my head body"
once upon a time I had a signature here and it was good then applebabe ate it and I had to replace it you really should spend less time reading my signature and more worshipping the fish hat |
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.16 01:39:00 -
[121]
Originally by: valeronx
Originally by: Thrash Uma SCAM!!!!
I cannot believe anyone is taking this seriously. This seems like just some dude who wants corpses and concocted an elaborate tale to get people to hand over their corpses.
So what?
.
This is not a scam.
I can't find corpses in the market, nobody I know of has them for sale, you can't refine them or use them to build anything, and 'my pods' menu seems too think they only serve the use of being trashed. Fact is the only worth the corpses have to me or anybody is goals like mine.
I could not possibly gain anything by getting a lot of corpses, outside of proving to my bf that I love him. So no, this is not a scam.
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Umbra Synergy
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Posted - 2008.11.16 01:42:00 -
[122]
and the running joke among your boyfriends guy friends is now...
how many corpses can she stuff in her "freighter"
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Rafael Cane
House of Stark FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.11.16 02:05:00 -
[123]
This is amusing and depicts something almost mythical.
I¦ll look out for some.
If you ever need a bigger load of them hauled from minmatar space or sinq laison to amsen, contact me. |
5pinDizzy
Amarr Umpteenth Podding
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Posted - 2008.11.16 02:37:00 -
[124]
May I also suggest that once you've filled your freighter with corpses...
...I think it would be wise to self destruct it on the eve of your wedding, as an offering to appease the dark gods.
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Suboran
Gallente Victory Not Vengeance Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.11.16 02:51:00 -
[125]
if you jettison corpses they go back into space again,
i wonder what wold happen if 500,000 corpses were to suddenly appear in a fleet battle
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Headon
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Posted - 2008.11.16 03:58:00 -
[126]
They would act like chaff, making it impossible to use overview and lock on ships, probably crash server....
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Baldour Ngarr
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.11.16 06:28:00 -
[127]
Originally by: Headon They would act like chaff, making it impossible to use overview and lock on ships, probably crash server....
A lot less than 500,000 items being jettisoned has crashed the server before now... and got people banned, since they were doing it for the express purpose of crashing the game. |
Tuttomenui II
Gallente kungfuhammers
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Posted - 2008.11.16 06:42:00 -
[128]
There are some other ways to get corpses I have thought about doing. Suiciding your pod outside the station your clone is set at. This would be best done with a extra charactor slot so you dont have to upgrade the clone everytime. Just need someone to sit there and pick up your body after after every self termination.
Personally it would be much easier to just give him the largest collection of rookie ships ever assembled (to my knowledge). getting corpses takes a bit longer without freindly donations from others.
This Picture might put some things into perspective for you. note the total acumulated time to make this collection.
Well thats my 2 isks worth, have fun collecting the corpses. |
Seishi Maru
Infinity Enterprises Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.16 10:52:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Khemul Zula Edited by: Khemul Zula on 15/11/2008 01:12:29 This thread just proves a theory I've held for quite a while about the average EVE player. They can kill/scamm/steal/grief without a second thought, but they suck when it comes to economics.
A person has stated they want a extremely large amount of something for a rather high value goal. This means demand and value have both gone up dramatically. And yet instead of raising prices or hording the supply to drive up prices even further you give them away for free! Come on people. Three pages and still no price gouging?
That is not lack of understanding of economy. Its called empathy and compassion Things that make you human and superior to ones limited only to selfish behavior. Trying to make profit in all situations, and then people don't get why the world is a mess like its now.
Helping someone with something that important, making someone really happy without hurting myself in the process would make me far FAR happier than making another 10 bil isk.
I am in a battlefield area, collecting corpses. By half of th e week should have about 200 corpses in my hold if the killing continues like that. Then will move them to high sec and contract.
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
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Posted - 2008.11.16 11:00:00 -
[130]
How's the quest going?
You can't have my corpses we are having a tea party atm. |
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.11.16 11:02:00 -
[131]
You can't have that many stacks you know... you'll never fill it without filling it with cans or something else.
1000 stacks is the most you can have in any 1 hanger/container.
Corpse = 2m3
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mamolian
Madhatters Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.16 11:27:00 -
[132]
The maximum amount of corpses you can fit into a Charon is: 9009?
1001 per freighter can, and 1001 in the cargohold itself..
If you wanted to fit more.. might have to package them up in courier contracts or something -----------
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x psy
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Posted - 2008.11.16 19:10:00 -
[133]
free bump \o/
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Illwill Bill
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.11.16 19:31:00 -
[134]
I'm out of corpses, but good luck!
Originally by: Kiviar I can imagine how difficult it must be to not post "You people are idiots, please die in a fire" to almost every thread on this forum.
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.17 03:36:00 -
[135]
Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 17/11/2008 03:36:14
Originally by: mamolian The maximum amount of corpses you can fit into a Charon is: 9009?
1001 per freighter can, and 1001 in the cargohold itself..
If that's true, then by getting only 9009 corpses I would have technically fulfilled my obligation, right? After all, I wouldn't be able to fit any more so the charon would be 'full'.
I wonder if he knew this, I will have to ask when he gets off work tonight. This loophole may help me a lot!
Thanks!
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Jim Hazard
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Posted - 2008.11.17 04:57:00 -
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Bet some1 is gonna curse his own idea when he has to count the corpses ;)
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Trinity Council
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Posted - 2008.11.17 05:17:00 -
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Originally by: Suva Orefinger Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 17/11/2008 03:36:14
Originally by: mamolian The maximum amount of corpses you can fit into a Charon is: 9009?
1001 per freighter can, and 1001 in the cargohold itself..
If that's true, then by getting only 9009 corpses I would have technically fulfilled my obligation, right? After all, I wouldn't be able to fit any more so the charon would be 'full'.
I wonder if he knew this, I will have to ask when he gets off work tonight. This loophole may help me a lot!
Thanks!
DONT TELL HIM
if you can, make him think that you forgot about the proposal so you can catch him off guard |
Julius Rigel
House Rigel
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Posted - 2008.11.17 05:24:00 -
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Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
And a happy new year. |
Slapjaw
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Posted - 2008.11.17 17:46:00 -
[139]
Well i send you 11 corpses and i'm gonna look for more. Also if you watched the quantum rise video (http://ccp.vo.llnwd.net/o2/video/2/jamylsarum_1280x720.wmv) you should have a wedding like that. I'll try to find as many corpses as i can and send them too you.
Also: epic treat
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.17 17:51:00 -
[140]
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 17/11/2008 17:51:34
Originally by: mamolian The maximum amount of corpses you can fit into a Charon is: 9009?
1001 per freighter can, and 1001 in the cargohold itself..
If you wanted to fit more.. might have to package them up in courier contracts or something
BAsically noone talked about freighter cans either
The deal was "fill a charon".
This would suggest the cargohold.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
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Cyber Blue
Gallente Cyber Blue Consulting
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Posted - 2008.11.17 17:58:00 -
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I may be grasping here, but, if the Charon is already almost filled with some other items and thus when you place 1 corpse in the hold you have filled the Charon with a corpse.
"My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me."
Nothing was specified about the hold being empty or not.
End of line... |
Onyxalia La'fiette
Gallente G00d Times
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Posted - 2008.11.17 18:09:00 -
[142]
i must say, this is amazingly creative! honestly, your guy must have an amazing sense of humor to even think of something so insane lol i wish you all the luck in the world for sure, and im sure that him watchin you do this, is makin him lol like no tomorrow, but im sure him also seein how hard youre tryin, hes gonna marry you anyway lol
you have my corps support in this venture lol
i dunno what im more amazed with though, you actaully possibly succeeding at this, or the fact that this is even a thread at all hahaha |
Tim Brewer
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Posted - 2008.11.17 18:20:00 -
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Well im not much of a corpse collector, but since its made me laugh, ill start picking up any one i see, and all the ones i kill ^^
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Chaleban
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Posted - 2008.11.17 18:54:00 -
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Originally by: Suva My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me. quote
This is an example of why my mommy doesn't let me play video games.
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Kaiden Exeider
Gallente Astrowork Systems
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Posted - 2008.11.17 18:57:00 -
[145]
jesus christ, why the hell can't I find a woman with this kind of commitment. *shakes head*
If after all of this your boyfriend still says no, hes officially an *******.
that being said, I wish you all the luck in the world.
-Kaiden |
Craleo
Caldari Brotherhood Cartel
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Posted - 2008.11.17 19:09:00 -
[146]
Originally by: Seishi Maru That is not lack of understanding of economy. Its called empathy and compassion Things that make you human and superior to ones limited only to selfish behavior.
And you think taking responsibility for her fortune is going to make her happy? How for the love of god can you expect someone to become happy if they have to "proof" themselves in order to get married? Better yet, how can anyone claim to love someone, but only if they take on a monumental useless task?
And how do you know the difference between truely selfishness behaviour and behavior that you do to make yourself feel better? You are patting yourself on the back and calling yourself superiour. Is that truely altruism?
Empathy my ass. :D
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thelung187
Retrofitted Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2008.11.17 19:15:00 -
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This will be failure of monumentally epic proportions if my idea for getting implants from corpses via a future "Biomass Recycling" skill comes to fruition.
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.18 01:56:00 -
[148]
Thank you all for your support; I am accepting contracts as fast as I can get them.
From the loook of things another challenge will be moving them all around to a central location. Making the contract in safe space really helps, so thank you to the people who are doing so!
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Tonglil
Caldari The Reservoir Dogs
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Posted - 2008.11.18 16:52:00 -
[149]
Hey, I'll give ya a tip.
Clone into something with no implants or create an alt close by. Then undock with that alt and just keep choosing self-destruct.
Sooner or later you'll have your corpses! It'll show him how committed you were.
Good luck! |
Mister Xerox
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Posted - 2008.11.18 17:38:00 -
[150]
You can create contracts of 100 corpses each, this will cut down on the raw number of items in the Charon's hold. Using this mechanic you will either be limited to 100,000 corpses... if the courier contract packages cannot be put into standard freight cans.
If you can put courier contract packages into a standard freight can you....
you will end up with a LOT of corpses (I am not sure of a corpse 'size', but if they're like other human livestock at 3m per unit than you'll have a shade over 300,000 corpses.)
Since I've never shot at anything I don't have any corpses to offer, sorry. My main has a Dark Elf [Veto] corpse, tho. |
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Adaris
E X I U S
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Posted - 2008.11.18 17:53:00 -
[151]
Originally by: Suva Orefinger
I could not possibly gain anything by getting a lot of corpses, outside of proving to my bf that I love him. So no, this is not a scam.
tech 2 implants - eventually. *******
I speak on behalf of every corporation. |
Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.19 01:41:00 -
[152]
Originally by: Adaris
Originally by: Suva Orefinger
I could not possibly gain anything by getting a lot of corpses, outside of proving to my bf that I love him. So no, this is not a scam.
tech 2 implants - eventually.
Uh.. no. Please stop trying to de-rail the thread based on something that will never happen. It's off-topic, and against the forum rules to hi-jack threads.
Back on topic:
Thanks everybody for the help and the contracts. After the relization that I only needed 9009 corpses to fill it - He really said 'doh!' when I asked - I know that this is so very possible. Thank you for all your support, its making him worried.. he actualy asked me how many I had this morning. :)
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Ami Nia
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.11.19 01:55:00 -
[153]
May I suggest you also put at least one of HIS copses in the lot? Pay mercenaries if needed! |
Constantinee
Caldari Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2008.11.19 02:06:00 -
[154]
i got alotta corpses i dont need.
Some im keeping for personal reasons though :)
Ill help ya out missy -------------------- My Videos.
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Syberbolt8
Gallente Gen Tec
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Posted - 2008.11.19 02:24:00 -
[155]
Did he say it has to be on TQ? if you want 10k corpses get on sisi and visit all the FFA's Join Gen Tec |
Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.19 04:23:00 -
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Originally by: Syberbolt8 Did he say it has to be on TQ? if you want 10k corpses get on sisi and visit all the FFA's
Whats 'TQ'? May I ask what 'sisi' or 'FFA' stands for, please?
I actually wanted to include one of his corpses in the mix for fun, like mak it the last one to add after showing him one slot empty, but from what was explained to me I cant really afford to do that, so its not really an option.
The way I had it explained to me last night was that standard rate is one billion isk per corpse collected of the target, a 500 million 'privacy fee' and an additional cost of about 300 million extra per 'collateral casualty' they kill trying to collect the original targets corpse, plus isk equal to losses or expenses paid daily. I don't have even close to that kind of cash, so the options off the table.
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Slash Harnet
Minmatar Fire Mandrill
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Posted - 2008.11.19 04:34:00 -
[157]
Originally by: Suva Orefinger
Whats 'TQ'? May I ask what 'sisi' or 'FFA' stands for, please?
TQ = Tranquility = The real server sisi = singularity = The test server FFA = Free for all = the areas in the test server where people are free to, and do, blow each other up. A lot. |
Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.19 05:02:00 -
[158]
Originally by: Slash Harnet
Originally by: Suva Orefinger
Whats 'TQ'? May I ask what 'sisi' or 'FFA' stands for, please?
TQ = Tranquility = The real server sisi = singularity = The test server FFA = Free for all = the areas in the test server where people are free to, and do, blow each other up. A lot.
Thanks. That does not sound like it would help me; It needs to be on what I now know is called 'TQ'.
I just counted: 218 donated corpses so far out of the 9009 I need. |
Amitious Turkey
Gallente N.A.S.A. Skunk-Works
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Posted - 2008.11.19 05:13:00 -
[159]
Wow... would donate my own corpse if i had it. then again, that particular one is about three years old, so you may not want it... that...is the funniest...and...sweeeeetttest? thing i have ever heard of... Words fail me. epicly. STICKEH THIS XD (\_/) (O.o) (> <) The writer of the article did not quote himself- Cortes |
Lix Titrax
K Directorate
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Posted - 2008.11.19 05:30:00 -
[160]
This is great. I just asked my corpmates to start collecting stray corpses that they find, and I'm going to throw in my own small collection of corpses as well. |
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21 Salvager
Minmatar Moons of Pluto Space Exploration and Logistic Services
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Posted - 2008.11.19 08:04:00 -
[161]
I have 476 corpses in my collection. Do you accept loans? I'd want that many back eventually.
Also, any GMs want to offer to work some database magic to load them all into the freighter when the time comes? I'm sure they could get around the 1000-item shelf space limit. |
Misina Arlath
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.11.19 10:42:00 -
[162]
I can't decide wether this is an elaborate scam in advance of a possible biomass use in future patches, if it's a clever event for the fun of it, or if it's really what the OP states.
However, I think the amusement value and the funfactor of it if it gets pulled off outweighs any doubts about a possible scam or what little value in ISK the scam might produce.
If I find any corpses I'll contract them. I'm expecting to hear updates though on how it progresses.
Heck, we should add some goals and milestones, like reaching 500 corpses before December 1st and so on. I say "we" cause this is more of a "joint-venture" event than a personal quest.
And if it does crash a system I'm going to laugh.
You should name the Charon or the cargocontainers "Pandora's box". Open the corpse-filled container of doom and the system crashes. Great stuff! -------------------------------------------------- "Every complex problem has a solution which is easy, neat and wrong!" |
Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.19 14:41:00 -
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Originally by: 21 Salvager I have 476 corpses in my collection. Do you accept loans? I'd want that many back eventually.
Ok! I accept!
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John'eh
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Posted - 2008.11.20 04:00:00 -
[164]
Originally by: Suva Orefinger
Originally by: 21 Salvager I have 476 corpses in my collection. Do you accept loans? I'd want that many back eventually.
Ok! I accept!
Bump. Do you take singles? |
Maximum KILLDEATHRATIO
Minmatar 24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.11.20 14:15:00 -
[165]
This is so cute. I'll contract you six corpses on saturday.
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21 Salvager
Minmatar Moons of Pluto Space Exploration and Logistic Services
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Posted - 2008.11.20 14:17:00 -
[166]
Originally by: Suva Orefinger
Originally by: 21 Salvager I have 476 corpses in my collection. Do you accept loans? I'd want that many back eventually.
Ok! I accept!
Morgue ship en route to Amsen now. ----- I'm a collector! Want to trade? See my Collection List and contact me. |
Ticondrius
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.20 14:49:00 -
[167]
I put up 10 or so I found while on a roam last night. Enjoy! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- RABBLE! RABBLERABBLE!! MMORPG: Many Men Online Role Playing Girls |
Nexus1972
Pat Sharp's Potato Rodeo Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2008.11.20 15:32:00 -
[168]
Originally by: Crackzilla
Originally by: Chaos Incarnate Charon of 500,000 corpses!
Would be worth suiciding that corpsicle bomb.
I suspect that a charon full of corpses getting suicided would crash whatever node it was on as 70k+ corpses suddenly spawned in space |
Killer Kelly
Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters
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Posted - 2008.11.20 23:40:00 -
[169]
I will keep you in mind as I find corpses. I would do something like this but marry the girl anyway. It's a hell of a funny story to tell your friends.
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21 Salvager
Minmatar Moons of Pluto Space Exploration and Logistic Services
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Posted - 2008.11.21 03:15:00 -
[170]
Originally by: Suva Orefinger Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 17/11/2008 03:36:14
Originally by: mamolian The maximum amount of corpses you can fit into a Charon is: 9009?
1001 per freighter can, and 1001 in the cargohold itself..
If that's true, then by getting only 9009 corpses I would have technically fulfilled my obligation, right? After all, I wouldn't be able to fit any more so the charon would be 'full'.
I wonder if he knew this, I will have to ask when he gets off work tonight. This loophole may help me a lot!
Thanks!
Some calculations: 1. Corpse is 2.0m3 2. Charon with no skills holds 785,000m3: 392,500 corpses worth ignoring the shelf-space limit of 1001 items per container 3. Charon with minimum flyable skills holds 824,250m3 (since you need at least Freighter level 1 to fly it): 412,125 corpses worth. 4. Charon with full skills holds 981,250m3: 490,625 corpses worth. If you are just going for the "number of corpses that fills a Charon", one of these numbers is your goal.
5. Corpses fit in containers, but only General Freight Containers and Courier Contract packages can be used in a freighter. 6. You could put the corpses into Huge Secure Containers (1,950m3 inside, so 975 corpses per can; 1,500m3 on the outside of each can), then put up to 100 of the Huge Secure Containers in each Courier Contract to you (100x1,500m3 outside size = up to 150,000m3 per Courier Contract package). 7. You could put 6.54 of these Courier Contract packages into the max-skilled Charon (make the last Courier Contract only .54 of the full size by only putting 54 Huge Secure Containers in it), then top-off the Charon with individual corpses. 8. Using this method, I think you could fit 637,775 corpses into a max-skilled Charon. I think this is the upper-limit of your goal. ----- I'm a collector! Want to trade? See my Collection List and contact me. |
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21 Salvager
Minmatar Moons of Pluto Space Exploration and Logistic Services
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Posted - 2008.11.21 05:53:00 -
[171]
More on the way ----- I'm a collector! Want to trade? See my Collection List and contact me. |
Slash Harnet
Minmatar Fire Mandrill
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Posted - 2008.11.21 07:17:00 -
[172]
Originally by: 21 Salvager More on the way
LoL, that is the greatest screen shot ever. |
Cyber Blue
Gallente Cyber Blue Consulting
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Posted - 2008.11.21 07:22:00 -
[173]
Originally by: Slash Harnet
Originally by: 21 Salvager More on the way
LoL, that is the greatest screen shot ever.
Haha, it sure is. Did you notice that many of those corpses are floating around in formation? Kinda spooky. |
Arthalion Thoidon
Caldari Splint Eye Probabilities Inc. Dawn of Transcendence
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Posted - 2008.11.21 09:51:00 -
[174]
Originally by: 21 Salvager More on the way
WTF? Howmany corpses are there in the screenshot and nearby space? |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.11.21 10:28:00 -
[175]
Wicked sight for sure, I managed to capture this: Linkage - Gives a whole new meaning to "Riding the Iteron"
Secure 3rd party service ■ Veldspar |
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SUAO
Hazardous Flame
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Posted - 2008.11.21 10:41:00 -
[176]
Originally by: 21 Salvager More on the way
That would be a really cool wallpaper, maybe not quite suited for work tho... Also, is there a point to this? Or did you just read my sig? |
Katie Door
the united
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Posted - 2008.11.21 10:51:00 -
[177]
ok, i have to reply to this one.
I, or rather our corp has over 12000 corpses. thing is, you cannot put anymore then 1001 corpses in any one place (either personal hanger, corperate hanger section, or hauler/cargo bay)
you will have to be more clear on wether the charon is to have no more cargo space left after u put in all the corpses, or just "fill" the cargo bay with 1001 corpses, leaving the charon empty for the most part.
You could however try to fill up GSC's with 1001 corpses each and try to get enuff corps filled GSC's to fill up the charon, but if memory serves me well (and it usually doesn't, so i apologize beforehand), GSC's won't fit into the cargo hold of a charon. another option would be to put 1001 corpses into a general freight container, thereby hardly filling the GFC, repeat the process about 7 times (942.000 m3 with caldari freighter lvl 4)leaving you with about 102.000m3 of cargo space. fill the remaining cargo space with corpses also, and u get a grand total of about (7x1001)+(1001-7 (GFC's)) = 8001 corpses.
for a modest fee i'd be willing to get you that ammount of corpses, contact me in game to make a deal.
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.22 01:05:00 -
[178]
Originally by: Katie Door Edited by: Katie Door on 21/11/2008 11:34:31 Edited by: Katie Door on 21/11/2008 11:33:54 ok, i have to reply to this one.
I, or rather our corp has over 12000 corpses. thing is, you cannot put anymore then 1001 corpses in any one place (either personal hanger, corperate hanger section, or hauler/cargo bay)
you will have to be more clear on wether the charon is to have no more cargo space left after u put in all the corpses, or just "fill" the cargo bay with 1001 corpses, leaving the charon empty for the most part.
You could however try to fill up GSC's with 1001 corpses each and try to get enuff corps filled GSC's to fill up the charon, but if memory serves me well (and it usually doesn't, so i apologize beforehand), GSC's won't fit into the cargo hold of a charon. another option would be to put 1001 corpses into a general freight container, thereby hardly filling the GFC, repeat the process about 7 times (942.000 m3 with caldari freighter lvl 4)leaving you with about 102.000m3 of cargo space. fill the remaining cargo space with corpses also, and u get a grand total of about (7x1001)+(1001-7 (GFC's)) = 8001 corpses.
for a modest fee i'd be willing to get you that ammount of corpses, contact me in game to make a deal.
edit: didn't consider/think of the courier contract thingy. still, if you only need like 8 or 9k of corpses, contact me in game and we'll see if we can come an agreement.
I tried to contact you but your chat is set for a fee of almost a million isk. I cant afford that :( Can we still deal?
I just accepted a large contract in amsen for over 190 (Thank YOU!), it looks like I have over 300 corpses now. Thank you everybody!
If I have 303 out of a needed 9009, I have just over 3% of what I need so far. Only 97% left! |
Eve Spair
Caldari Caldari Excavations Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.22 01:13:00 -
[179]
hmm... and why isnt this topic locked? i was sure begging for stuff was forbidden. i've seen other threads locked for that exact reason. |
Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.22 01:26:00 -
[180]
Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 22/11/2008 01:28:04
Originally by: Eve Spair hmm... and why isnt this topic locked? i was sure begging for stuff was forbidden. i've seen other threads locked for that exact reason.
I'm not begging, in fact I have explicitly said I do not want peoples isk. Also, corpses are not sellable, refinable, etc, and you can not make money on them.
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Katie Door
the united
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Posted - 2008.11.22 02:03:00 -
[181]
check your mail box
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.11.22 02:05:00 -
[182]
Edited by: Dantes Revenge on 22/11/2008 02:06:15
Petition CCP and see if a Dev can make the guy live up to his promise. It wouldn't be hard for one of them to "create" enough corpses for you using their DB tools. They would probably do it in a way that allows the DB to put that many corpses into the Charon hold without crashing.
Alternatively, Find a quiet system near some planet so it doesn't get disturbed, leave a secure can there with a name like "Trying to get 80,000 corpses to get married, please leave corpses here - see forum post". In case anyone stumbles across it. Then use what few corpses you can get to write "MARRY ME" in the sky with them. I don't think corpses have a screen icon so you might have to use a small secure can for each one and anchor the can in place. Make it big enough so that it's obvious that you've spent some time and isk doing it. A corpmate or alt might be of some help to get the positioning right from a certain viewpoint. Make a BM to the viewpoint and give the BM to the bf, telling him to go there.
If that doesn't impress him and make him marry you, find another guy.
-- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again |
Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.11.22 02:19:00 -
[183]
Originally by: 21 Salvager Some calculations:
Those are based on actually flying the Charon. He said to fill the hold and did not imply that she actually had to fly it so as long as the hold is filled, which you can do while it sits in the hangar, use the base hold size wihtout skills. It's not until you make the ship active that the skills become active to make your cargo size larger so even if you have the skills to fly it, you can let it sit in the hangar and fill just the base cargo capacity.
-- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again |
Eve Spair
Caldari Caldari Excavations Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.22 11:43:00 -
[184]
Originally by: Suva Orefinger Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 22/11/2008 01:28:04
Originally by: Eve Spair hmm... and why isnt this topic locked? i was sure begging for stuff was forbidden. i've seen other threads locked for that exact reason.
I'm not begging, in fact I have explicitly said I do not want peoples isk. Also, corpses are not sellable, refinable, etc, and you can not make money on them.
Wrong. There is a demand for corpses. I've personally been offered up to 2 mil per corpse. So you are begging for something valuable.
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Naomi Wynn
Amarr Red Dawn Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2008.11.22 12:56:00 -
[185]
Edited by: Naomi Wynn on 22/11/2008 12:58:03 Edited by: Naomi Wynn on 22/11/2008 12:57:09 Wow this thread... Just, wow.
The most likely situation is that Suva made a bet with his\her friend(s) that s\he could get a certain ridiculous number of corpses. Knowing that a simple "help me win a bet" thread would get no responses, this obviously false marriage story was concocted to get all of you to follow along with it for the lulz, netting the OP a few iskies in RL.
GG, OP
Everyone else, you are welcome for my services. o7
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.22 18:48:00 -
[186]
To the haters: Stop trying to hijack my thread. You know you are all wrong and you also know you cant build anything or use corpses for anything in eve because corpses are free to make; They are worthless. If you can prove otherwise by showing us exactly what ships/mods/whatever you can use corpses to build RIGHT NOW then do so, until then stop it.
Thanks to all the people sending singles contracts, or the people in amsen sending me loads.. I really appreciate it!
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Spurty
Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.11.22 18:57:00 -
[187]
lol this is just so disturbing it HAS to be true.
Recommend you try to reach out to people in Privateers or anyone involved in empire wars. Heck, just turn on biomasses and visit the areas around the main market hubs in an interceptor.
I'll contract up a few if I see em to you. Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it." |
Fujiko MaXjolt
Caldari Templar Republic
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Posted - 2008.11.22 19:29:00 -
[188]
Does it have to be all different corpses ? If not, I have an alt that i wouldn't mind podding 50 times or so for your noble cause
Mail me if interested.
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Vasili vonHolst
Minmatar Gargamel's Lair
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Posted - 2008.11.22 19:29:00 -
[189]
Edited by: Vasili vonHolst on 22/11/2008 19:29:25
1. Contact a macro miner to a write a "pod your alt with your main" script. 2. Calculate ETA for desired number of corpses based on script. Add other alts and use a space PC or two if needed to decrease ETA. 3. Let EvE run 23/7 4. Set date for marriage. 5. Your new hubby watches his life dissolve into a statistic.
It can be done all on your own. Use your your gray matter. --->Movie: + Trillion damage to CareBear community |
Thiv Ila
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Posted - 2008.11.23 06:58:00 -
[190]
I have about a dozen corpses for ya ... i sent ya an eve-mail with further details. GL!!
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Arthello
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Posted - 2008.11.23 07:06:00 -
[191]
Didn't read the thread, but go to Torrinos and cross into EC-P. You'll get as many corpses you can possibly hold right there on that gate, unless you won't become one yourself that is.
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.23 22:01:00 -
[192]
Yes I accept any corpses people dont want, it could be all the same character or it could be all different characters, or even just a single one. I just need corpses, he never said a special persons. :)
For the rest of you: If you ask me to contact you in game please reset your fee to the standard few thousand; I cant and will not be able to contact you if your fee is above that or in the millions like some have been.
Thanks!
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John'eh
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Posted - 2008.11.24 14:36:00 -
[193]
How many do you have s far?
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mr passie
Minmatar Purgatorial Janitors Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.24 15:13:00 -
[194]
I happen to be the caretaker of the stash of corpses from an old IAC ladyfriend. I don't remember how many but I believe there are hundreds if not 1000's of corpses in the stash(I think at least one gtc full). They are not actually mine but I think she wouldn't mind them going to a good cause (afaik she doesn't play anymore). If I can get them back after the wedding it would be awesome!
Problem is they are in 0.0, I don't know who owns the station right now (I think it was JZV) but if you or someone in the owning station could contact me ingame I'm sure I could set something up.
Also for rendering this service I will require one of your own corpses for..... other stuff
I'm a reversed paranoid schizophrenic. I have voices in my head I just think I don't hear them |
Tony Tibbs
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Posted - 2008.11.24 15:46:00 -
[195]
i have ALOT of corpses due to my joy at podding carebears in low sec, but first i have a few questions.
1. will i be invited to the wedding 2. if so will there be cake and what sort 3. is it ok to contract from low sec, i can offer escort from station to gate it is next to high sec
contact me in game please i have no cspa charge
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.27 15:12:00 -
[196]
Originally by: Suva Orefinger Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 14/11/2008 16:38:42 Attention PVPer's: You have the chance to make a guy settle down, force him to submit to one woman for the rest of his life. If you want to essentialy do the same as pod a 'carebear' in his best 'titan' ship - only in real life - please read on.
My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me. He's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but he always follows through with his bets if they prove themselves.
I have known him for a while, and he would not say this unless he meant it. Thing is, looking at the charons cargo hold I dont think I can do it all myself.. but then again he never said I had to do it alone.
So here is the deal: I need your corpses. Contract, trade, I need them. I'm still kinda new and I dont have a lot of isk (I'm told that some people have millions of isk) but I want to try becouse I think he's worth it.
I know this is a strange thing to ask, but from what I have seen in this game so far Eve is filled with people who could help.
Please?
EDIT: Thanks guys!
1. When I asked him he said that he was not aware of the limit of items in a container; He told me the number of corpses is what matters here.
2. He knows how difficult this will be and said that was the idea; His quote: "Something easily gotten is not highly valued.".
3. I like to mine ore in Amsen, so if the corpses show up there I would be really happy. :)
Thank you for all your support!
Aquille's mom's alt detected! uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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Courthouse
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.29 21:28:00 -
[197]
Edited by: Courthouse on 29/11/2008 21:30:57 Amsen you say? Jihaaaaahahaha...I mean, Goonswarm's on the job. Always happy to help.
Edit: May have a couple hundred eve-cemetary corpses around here somewhere.
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Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.11.29 21:36:00 -
[198]
I'm reminded of those Match.com commercials.
"I promise not to wear a nightgown to bed."
"I promise to never go to bed angry."
"I promise to take the trash out."
"Please love me. Please. PLEASE. God I'm so desperate. Please someone just love me! I'll do anything!"
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Komen
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.11.29 21:42:00 -
[199]
Originally by: Neth'Rae Edited by: Neth''Rae on 14/11/2008 07:50:44 Who wouldn't marry a girl that filled a entire charon with corpses?
But doesn't that mean you'll have to be able to fly it aswell? :P
If he doesn't want you, I'm available. Any girl who'd give her potential fiancee a freighter full of corpses is my kind of people.
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ShadowLord56
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Posted - 2008.11.29 21:48:00 -
[200]
that Choron will have such a horrid smell i think it would kill any living person flying the damn thing
if you some how get the it filled i say you go down to low sec and get blown up. would be epic to try and loot it and find its filled with every dead guy and his dog in eve
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Berneh
Gallente Freelance Economics Astrological resources F.E.A.R Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.29 21:53:00 -
[201]
i bet at least 25% of them are mine :D seriously ask anyone that knows me ...
OFFICIAL LEGION DIPLOMAT, TALK TO ME ABOUT TREES |
Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.12.01 01:05:00 -
[202]
Sorry I have not been updateing; Thanksgiving got in the way :)
OK guys, at last count I have 4790 corpses out of the 9009 you all say I need so far. I'm still collecting, so if you have any I will gladly accept the contract! :)
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Commanders Heaven
Gallente Terran Robotics
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Posted - 2008.12.01 01:20:00 -
[203]
Originally by: Suva Orefinger Sorry I have not been updateing; Thanksgiving got in the way :)
OK guys, at last count I have 4790 corpses out of the 9009 you all say I need so far. I'm still collecting, so if you have any I will gladly accept the contract! :)
A charon without skills contains 785000 M3 1 Corpse is 1 m3 This means your gonna need 785000 corpses. I would probally say this is impossible to comply unless you create a alt without anyskills and spamm pod yourself on a destination.
It's the members who make the corp, and not the other way around... |
Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.12.01 15:57:00 -
[204]
Originally by: Commanders Heaven
A charon without skills contains 785000 M3 1 Corpse is 1 m3 This means your gonna need 785000 corpses. I would probally say this is impossible to comply unless you create a alt without anyskills and spamm pod yourself on a destination.
Read the thread again :)
What people are saying is that there is a restriction on the number of items you can place in a Charon, so the total M3 does not matter as much as the number of corpses in this case becouse of that limitation. :)
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Dr Timura
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Posted - 2008.12.10 01:57:00 -
[205]
Update please?
It would be fun to get a few folk together in Amsen and have a Concordokken orgy. Suva gets the corpses of course, that being the whole point... Anyone up for mass suicide in rookie ships?
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.12.10 02:01:00 -
[206]
Originally by: Dr Timura Update please?
It would be fun to get a few folk together in Amsen and have a Concordokken orgy. Suva gets the corpses of course, that being the whole point... Anyone up for mass suicide in rookie ships?
CONCORD shoots pods now?
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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Frigateers Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.10 07:17:00 -
[207]
Suva, where is your Charon? I will send my alt there and suicide him a few dozen times. I hope you are at a station with a medical bay.
............. Now recruiting like-minded pilots. |
Cullen Forster
Gallente IBO CORP
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Posted - 2008.12.10 08:45:00 -
[208]
Corpses are actually 2.0 m3, not 1.0 m3.
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Grim Fell
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Posted - 2008.12.14 23:12:00 -
[209]
I want the rights to this story... this would make a great feel-good holiday movie of the week entitled:
Eve Holiday Miracle Staring Suva Orefinger Co-starring a Charon full of reeking corpses
Plot Overview: guy meets girl, guy asks for a freighter full of frozen bodies, guy marries girl after inventorying said freighter...
And introducing Little crippled Timmy, whose Oscar Winning performance overwhelmed critics as he both learns to walk and chain self destruct in Amsen. It just warms the heart! Jingle freaking Bells my fellow pilots ... *chokes up* ... I love you all...
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Psy Co
Caldari Psy Co Corp
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Posted - 2008.12.14 23:17:00 -
[210]
Epic thread full of epicness.
I'll have a rumage through my hangars and sent any stiff ones your way.
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mechtech
Deep Space Productions
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Posted - 2008.12.14 23:41:00 -
[211]
keep it up! (btw, do you have a Charon to fill with corpses?)
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Ticondrius
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.15 00:50:00 -
[212]
My corp has been on PvP ops recently, so I've got about 100 or so corpses to send you way next time I drop into empire space for some shopping. :) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- PROPOSAL: Chaos Incarnate's Face MMORPG: Many Men Online Role Playing Girls |
Suitonia
Gallente interimo
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Posted - 2008.12.15 03:09:00 -
[213]
How much progress have you made so far? :D
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Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy Black Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.15 06:13:00 -
[214]
Edited by: Barbara Nichole on 15/12/2008 06:16:27
I'm suspecting that she probably doesn't have the freighter yet by her comments about "millions of isk" and the fact that she is storing the bodies in containers. Not that the containers is a bad idea..
Did he say that the Charon had to be your freighter and that you had to fly it? Just looking at the possiblity of back peddling.
(why does this remind me of the postcards for the dying child chain letter emails we receive every year?) =====
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inVictu5
Caldari Universal-Corp Nexus-Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.15 10:34:00 -
[215]
Check my sig.. Bring some containers
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.12.15 16:16:00 -
[216]
Hey guys :)
I have just over 7 and a half thousand corpses now, and no I do not have the Charon yet. I have to skill for it, too.
I'm still seeking more corpses, so if you have extras please let me know!
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Dennmoth Ferdier
Scoopex
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Posted - 2008.12.15 16:32:00 -
[217]
Seven and a half thousand corpses? That should be some sort of a record on its own already :D ------ Heart for isk, Balls for risk. |
inVictu5
Caldari Universal-Corp Nexus-Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.15 17:10:00 -
[218]
This is horse s***. Corpses go for 1m each on the market. 7.5k Corpses already because people feel bad for you. And what bothers me most is I should have thought of it 1st. But if your real and not some ALT trying to get free ISK, then when you get a divorce can I have dibs on your corpses?
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Private Piyal
Gallente Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2008.12.15 17:55:00 -
[219]
Originally by: Suva Orefinger Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 14/11/2008 16:38:42
My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me. He's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but he always follows through with his bets if they prove themselves.
OKay first of all as you stated so yourself, HE WAS JOKING. So you cannot translate that into a BET. You are wasting your time, he is under no obligation to follow through with any "bet" because he, as you admitted, was JOKING.
Why are you taking this so serious and filling up corpses when you could spend your time better by spending more time with this bf. Quality time that helps you get to know him more, share honest feelings with etc etc, instead of waiting to spring this Trap on him.
I just wonder what my gf would say or do if i suddenly told her one day "I filled up this charon with corpses like you said, now you have to marry me, haha" *SLAP*
YEAH, next time dont take a joke so serious .
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Vornid Lich
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Posted - 2008.12.18 01:24:00 -
[220]
Quote: 7.5k Corpses already because people feel bad for you.
Nah, people help because they think it is funny, interesting, or even (if you have a dark sense of humor) romantic.
Quote: I want the rights to this story... this would make a great feel-good holiday movie of the week entitled:
Eve Holiday Miracle Staring Suva Orefinger Co-starring a Charon full of reeking corpses
Plot Overview: guy meets girl, guy asks for a freighter full of frozen bodies, guy marries girl after inventorying said freighter...
And introducing Little crippled Timmy, whose Oscar Winning performance overwhelmed critics as he both learns to walk and chain self destruct in Amsen.
This.
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Scott Ryder
Dark Skullz Empire
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Posted - 2008.12.18 13:15:00 -
[221]
Originally by: Private Piyal
Originally by: Suva Orefinger Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 14/11/2008 16:38:42
My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me. He's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but he always follows through with his bets if they prove themselves.
OKay first of all as you stated so yourself, HE WAS JOKING. So you cannot translate that into a BET. You are wasting your time, he is under no obligation to follow through with any "bet" because he, as you admitted, was JOKING.
Why are you taking this so serious and filling up corpses when you could spend your time better by spending more time with this bf. Quality time that helps you get to know him more, share honest feelings with etc etc, instead of waiting to spring this Trap on him.
I just wonder what my gf would say or do if i suddenly told her one day "I filled up this charon with corpses like you said, now you have to marry me, haha" *SLAP*
YEAH, next time dont take a joke so serious .
husbands alt detected
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Atnal
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Posted - 2008.12.18 15:23:00 -
[222]
I'm curious how this will turn out.
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.12.19 19:14:00 -
[223]
Originally by: Scott Ryder
Originally by: Private Piyal
Originally by: Suva Orefinger Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 14/11/2008 16:38:42
My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me. He's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but he always follows through with his bets if they prove themselves.
OKay first of all as you stated so yourself, HE WAS JOKING. So you cannot translate that into a BET. You are wasting your time, he is under no obligation to follow through with any "bet" because he, as you admitted, was JOKING.
Why are you taking this so serious and filling up corpses when you could spend your time better by spending more time with this bf. Quality time that helps you get to know him more, share honest feelings with etc etc, instead of waiting to spring this Trap on him.
I just wonder what my gf would say or do if i suddenly told her one day "I filled up this charon with corpses like you said, now you have to marry me, haSLAP*
YEAH, next time dont take a joke so serious .
husbands alt detected
I hope not :)
I still need corpses, Somebody started to steal my corpses so this is slowing me down and makeing it harder. :(
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Anarich
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2008.12.19 21:54:00 -
[224]
Find as many friends as you can. Have them each create an alternate caldari character. Go to caldari starting place, if your friends have different starting places, have them pick one starting place. You meet them at starting place in a big pewpew ship with decent cargo space. Your create cargo containers by ejecting stuff. They steal from your cargo container, you begin pewpewing their ibis. They get new ibis, come out and steal from you again. Rinse and repeat and let the corpses rain like grains of sand from an hourglass. Once you have all your corpses, show them to your future hubby to his great surprise. Haha, a deal's a deal. The more friends you have the quicker this will go. You can even have a friend in an industry ship gathering the corpses and make sure to destroy the wrecks so you don't crash the server with 50k+ ibises outside a station.
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Simo98
International House of PWNCakes B.L.A.C.K.
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Posted - 2008.12.22 11:48:00 -
[225]
haaha, such a good thread.
if its serious, good job, he may have been joking but im sure hell see how much effort you put intocollecting the corpses.
if its a joke, still a good job, i should have thought of it first :P
id give you my corpses if i didn't sell them to the strange cannibal guy...
ill start collecting them again :D
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Trebor Daehdoow
Gallente LEAP Corp Ursa Stellar Initiative
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Posted - 2008.12.22 15:21:00 -
[226]
No doubt the OP has found an exploit that can turn corpses into T2 components.
That's right folks...
"Ferrogel... is people!" World Domination - It's fun for the entire family! EViE - The iPhone / iPod Touch Skill Training Monitor
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Raynge
The Storm Knights The Cool Kids Club
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Posted - 2008.12.22 20:35:00 -
[227]
Originally by: Private Piyal
Originally by: Suva Orefinger Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 14/11/2008 16:38:42
My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me. He's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but he always follows through with his bets if they prove themselves.
OKay first of all as you stated so yourself, HE WAS JOKING. So you cannot translate that into a BET. You are wasting your time, he is under no obligation to follow through with any "bet" because he, as you admitted, was JOKING.
Why are you taking this so serious and filling up corpses when you could spend your time better by spending more time with this bf. Quality time that helps you get to know him more, share honest feelings with etc etc, instead of waiting to spring this Trap on him.
I just wonder what my gf would say or do if i suddenly told her one day "I filled up this charon with corpses like you said, now you have to marry me, haha" *SLAP*
YEAH, next time dont take a joke so serious .
Hey HE shoulda known better than to say something like to a serious eve player. Its just how we roll.
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fugazii
Deep Space Productions
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Posted - 2008.12.22 20:39:00 -
[228]
please please, once you fill your charon with 500k corpses and get married, take it outside jita 4-4 and self destruct.
Buying T2 BPOs, send mail or convo! |
MajorScrewup
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Posted - 2008.12.22 22:44:00 -
[229]
or would be cooler if u could jettison 500 thousand corpses outside stn...
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Darkdood
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Posted - 2008.12.24 19:27:00 -
[230]
Originally by: Trebor Daehdoow No doubt the OP has found an exploit that can turn corpses into T2 components.
That's right folks...
"Ferrogel... is people!"
ROFLMAO
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Gbu35
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Posted - 2008.12.24 21:50:00 -
[231]
All one would need to do is:
1. Create a SS in a 0.6 system 2. Anchor giant secure can in said SS 3. Create an alt 4. Set respawn of alt in system of the ss with the can 5. Take alt to the ss with said secure can. 6. Self Destruct the alt. 7. Warp to SS with fresh clone and scoop corps to can. 8. Repeat steps 6 and 7 until total is reached.
Good luck
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Aluin Chaput
Caldari The Monad Family La Cosa Nostra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.29 04:07:00 -
[232]
What happened to this? Also, when you are done, can I have 200 corpses?
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Avaria Rei
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Posted - 2009.01.22 17:16:00 -
[233]
It's a scam...and I have proof ;) |
Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:33:00 -
[234]
Originally by: Suva Orefinger Somebody started to steal my corpses so this is slowing me down and makeing it harder. :(
Probably the bf trying to get out of the deal he made
-- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again |
NoLSolid
Gallente Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
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Posted - 2009.03.07 22:23:00 -
[235]
Bump for an epic thread, lol, good luck getting more. :) ---
You and I are mortal but Rock and Roll will NEVER die!
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Shadowess
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Posted - 2009.03.08 17:06:00 -
[236]
this sounds alot like the old "please dont add to my bounty" scam.......
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Galactic Tycoon
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Posted - 2009.03.09 02:17:00 -
[237]
This ia a bad scam for a freaky corpse collector or a highly disturbing relationship.
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Katie Door
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.03.17 13:42:00 -
[238]
Originally by: Dennmoth Ferdier Seven and a half thousand corpses? That should be some sort of a record on its own already :D
currently working on filling general freight container #21 with corpses, so no, i don't think its a record
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Iture
Caldari Arcana Imperii Ltd. Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.28 10:35:00 -
[239]
i shall donate all corpses i shall receive to your righteous cause.
good luck =]
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GenrlBaconbits
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.03.29 07:28:00 -
[240]
Originally by: Shardrael name and shame your boyfriend, this needs to happen first.
hey when your done could i have some corpses? im setting up a collection. and sure ill help...i have 6-9 corpses ready right now.. ------------------------------ looking for a corp. message me insame if you would like for me to join. |
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JitaWatcher
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Posted - 2009.03.29 07:32:00 -
[241]
Originally by: Simo98
id give you my corpses if i didn't sell them to the strange cannibal guy...
Your talking about me... Right?
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Vardem
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Posted - 2009.03.29 16:40:00 -
[242]
I would suggest to not train your Freighter skill :p
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Minuteman
Gunship Diplomacy
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Posted - 2009.04.05 18:02:00 -
[243]
Is this scam still running or what? I've got a few corpses you could have.
Minuteman's Comic |
Gibbo3771
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Posted - 2009.04.08 20:42:00 -
[244]
Hmm, not looked throo all of the threads pages yet too see if anyone had this idea, once you get these corpses, please please get some inty mk5's and go nuts with the jettison chute outside jita 4-4
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles Zzz
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Posted - 2009.04.11 11:33:00 -
[245]
Originally by: Katie Door
Originally by: Dennmoth Ferdier Seven and a half thousand corpses? That should be some sort of a record on its own already :D
currently working on filling general freight container #21 with corpses, so no, i don't think its a record
This claim is meaningless without pics. --- 20:1 mineral compression ISRC Racing, Season 7 - schedule |
Miscellaneous Agent
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.14 02:15:00 -
[246]
hahaha... scam or not, you're welcome to any biomasses I come upon. LOL
Hope it's all true and good luck!
-Misc
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Julia Minus
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Posted - 2009.04.14 02:32:00 -
[247]
Scam or not, Ask any local pirate corp for the bodies.
Heck I have a few in my hanger right now if you want them.
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2009.04.15 03:58:00 -
[248]
I'm still collecting hun, but people stopped contracting them. A guy was helping me but then some mean people started stealing them, so I did not get any of the corpsies :(
I only have around 8 thousand or so corpses now, so since I still need a total of 9009 to fit the fright container limit ( you can only fit 1001 items in a container that are not stacked and corpses do not stack) I still need over a thousand more.
If you wanna help, please do!
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Anyura
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Posted - 2009.04.16 13:15:00 -
[249]
This is the most heart warming thread I've read on these forums. <3
I will do what I can to help your boyfriend's sick necrotic fetishes. o7 |
CrestoftheStars
Caldari Eternum Pariah
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Posted - 2009.04.16 16:35:00 -
[250]
Originally by: Anyura This is the most heart warming thread I've read on these forums. <3
I will do what I can to help your boyfriend's sick necrotic fetishes. o7
no this is a giant scam on the forum 8k corpses = 8bill isk + - :/ i would love too have those when your done, in the case this isn't a scam i will ofcause come out and say so when i have them ;) ___________________________________________ Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded |
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2009.04.25 04:57:00 -
[251]
Originally by: CrestoftheStars
no this is a giant scam on the forum 8k corpses = 8bill isk + - :/ i would love too have those when your done, in the case this isn't a scam i will ofcause come out and say so when i have them ;)
So you say this is a scam, and yet you try to scam me out of them at the same time? You are the scammer, and people like you should look at the forum rules again, becouse its against them to say that this is a scam unless you can prove it.
Corpses are to the best of my knowledge not worth ANYTHING on the market for production because they can not be refined, they are not used to build anything, and you can not do anything with them except trash them if you have one in your cargo hold. The fact is corpses are worthless to anybody else in eve, except myself. Unless you can prove me wrong by telling me publicly - here is best so everybody knows - what you can build TODAY with corpses as the material I WILL start to take action to protect myself from the libel and threats people feel the need to reply with.
I want this goal. I want to get married. I still need more corpses! If you wana to help out, pls contract them to me in game; Making them available in my area for millions of isk for a single corpse only wastes your fee since I dont have that kind of money to spend when im trying to save up for the Charon too (No I will never ask for your isk Im not, never!), . Oh, and pretty please give me a decent amount of time to accept them!
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ghengis khan2
Shad0wtech
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Posted - 2009.04.25 08:53:00 -
[252]
Nothing says i love you like a ship full of dead and festering corpses,.. ill send you what i have [url] |
ProStar
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Posted - 2009.05.15 18:07:00 -
[253]
Same, corpses coming your way |
dai'guitar
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Posted - 2009.05.16 08:56:00 -
[254]
just picked one up in Jita, going your way! GL with the wedding proposal =P
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Nephilius
Caldari Grey Legionaires
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Posted - 2009.05.16 17:20:00 -
[255]
Call me the dead body man (You can give 'em to me) Call me the dead body man (You can sell 'em to me) Call me the dead body man (Won't ya mail 'em to me) Call me the dead body man (You can bring 'em to me) Call me the dead body man, call me the dead body man...
I have a few, we shall discuss terms soon enough. I ate a Carebear once...couldn't quit farting rainbows for a month. |
Arakn1s
Amarr Quaver Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.17 00:50:00 -
[256]
Well i dont have any corpses to send you but, i wish you good luck and pls keep this thread updated.
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Valinen
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.07.26 12:28:00 -
[257]
What happened with the corpse collection? Did you eventually get married?
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Vyktor Abyss
Gallente The Abyss Corporation Abyss Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.28 00:17:00 -
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Edited by: Vyktor Abyss on 28/07/2009 00:17:36
Just to clarify, only in game corpses?
I can't turn up at your house with few?
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Deposte Basilicata
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Posted - 2009.09.20 06:15:00 -
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Originally by: Jana Clant
Originally by: H Lecter
Who is going to buy corpses unless the ones of persons they really hate? Good luck finding the right one among the thousands by right clicking on each of them...
You'd be surprised at how many corpse collectors there are around.
Originally by: Victor Valka If you were to look up 'over-analyzing' in a dictionary your picture would be given as the definition.
Perhaps I am over-analyzing, though ironically it's EVE that made me question people's motives at all times.
In any case, the OP's goal is: - Unrealistic (assuming a 900,000 m¦ cargohold, 450,000 corpses would be required) - Technically impossible (cannot fit more than 1000 items to a single location, and containers don't help much either)
Now add these facts: - Marriage is serious businessÖ, and the BF is supposedly willing to marry over a bunch of pixel corpses. Granted, it's the thought that counts, (as morbid as that may be) but it does show some degree of immaturity regarding serious choices in life. - Furthermore, having set an impossible goal tells that he probably doesn't want to marry to begin with, making the OP's venture a waste of time. (If my BF did that to me, I'd probably dump him for being a disrespectful bastard)
Now, when we consider that the OP has apparently failed to consider the points above, you have to suspect his/her intentions to begin with.
How's that for over-analyzing, Victor?
like not to like but this i like...
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CrouzillesX
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Posted - 2009.10.24 08:31:00 -
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Is this still going?
Don't give your corpses away, don't sell them, they are one of the most valuable items in EVE, if you know how to use them ;)
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MaDeR Levap
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Posted - 2009.12.31 01:20:00 -
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This is most f[censored]ed up topic that I ever seen. Histerical, funny and completely insane. Some posters here need even more theraphy than I!
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Darien Rothschild
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Posted - 2010.01.01 16:48:00 -
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OK, a couple of thoughts that I hope weren't mentioned previously: if you're new and within the skills of an Alpha clone, self destruct your pod and go back for the corpse. I'll do this a few times myself just to help out.
Second, after you get married can I have all those corpses?
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Zeredek
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2010.01.02 14:49:00 -
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Came in expecting necrophilia...
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Pulivin Motic
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.01.02 18:55:00 -
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If you give me all the corpses once your done Ill give you a cut of the profits
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Ler Rhan
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Posted - 2010.01.22 08:04:00 -
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Is this still going on? |
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