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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:06:00 -
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Attention PVPer's: You have the chance to make a guy settle down, force him to submit to one woman for the rest of his life. If you want to essentialy do the same as pod a 'carebear' in his best 'titan' ship - only in real life - please read on.
My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me. He's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but he always follows through with his bets if they prove themselves.
I have known him for a while, and he would not say this unless he meant it. Thing is, looking at the charons cargo hold I dont think I can do it all myself.. but then again he never said I had to do it alone.
So here is the deal: I need your corpses. Contract, trade, I need them. I'm still kinda new and I dont have a lot of isk (I'm told that some people have millions of isk) but I want to try becouse I think he's worth it.
I know this is a strange thing to ask, but from what I have seen in this game so far Eve is filled with people who could help.
Please?
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Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:08:00 -
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I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do this. I don't even know the guy and he hasn't done anything to earn my cruelty or spite.
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Ticondrius
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:08:00 -
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Edited by: Ticondrius on 14/11/2008 05:09:13 This has the potential to be the most epic thread ever.
I am SO contracting you every corpse I can find at cost. Going to grab my covops and check every gate and station a corpse is likely to be found floating at. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- RABBLE! RABBLERABBLE!! MMORPG: Many Men Online Role Playing Girls |
Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:11:00 -
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Charon of 500,000 corpses! _____________________
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Crackzilla
The Shadow Order
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:14:00 -
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Originally by: Chaos Incarnate Charon of 500,000 corpses!
Would be worth suiciding that corpsicle bomb.
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Shardrael
Caldari Titan Industries Technology Team Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:15:00 -
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name and shame your boyfriend, this needs to happen first. --------------------
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Joe
Umbra Legion Shadow Empire.
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:17:00 -
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I hope you set a similar annoying task for him to be completed before the Wedding night
Umbra Legion Is recruiting!
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:20:00 -
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Originally by: Qordel I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do this. I don't even know the guy and he hasn't done anything to earn my cruelty or spite.
So be a friend and help him settle down :)
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Munio Veritas
Black Legion Command Black Legion.
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:24:00 -
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I, Munio Veritas, will help you in this goal. I have precious few, but 'tis for a good cause.
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Troye
Gallente Independant Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.11.14 05:29:00 -
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I have afew lying around, I hope you don't mind running about the Galaxy abit though, most are in 0.0 stations :X _______________________________________
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Suitonia
Gallente interimo
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Posted - 2008.11.14 06:31:00 -
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98125 Corpses needed to fill a max skilled Charon. 78500 not taking skills into account.
Going to be tough to do, but it's possible I guess. I'll send you my corpses
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Ris Dnalor
Minmatar Ex Cruoris Libertas
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Posted - 2008.11.14 06:32:00 -
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So you think that he would marry you if you filled a choron full of corpses... k.
If you want to marry him, why not just ask him to? If he says no, then methinks no amount of virtual corpses would change his mind.
unless of course, I've missed something and this is romantic?
meh.
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Khraunus
Amarr Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.11.14 06:40:00 -
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At first I though the OP had intended to marry a corpse. I was promptly corrected in my thinking.
If I come across any corpses i'll send them your way, though my last corpse collection was jettisoned at the eve gate as a sort of viking funeral... Most importantly, how are you supposed to tell whether this is part of my post or my signature? |
Victor Valka
Caldari Kissaki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.11.14 06:45:00 -
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This is somewhere between 'slightly morbid' and 'strangely romantic' on the Weird-o-Meter.
Well. Good luck!
Originally by: Spaztick You are not outnumbered, you are in a target-rich environment.
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Ancy Denaries
Caldari Amarr Sisterhood of Galactic Sirens
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Posted - 2008.11.14 07:35:00 -
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Originally by: Victor Valka This is somewhere between 'slightly morbid' and 'strangely romantic' on the Weird-o-Meter.
Well. Good luck!
Hahaha! But it's packed with nerd-romance! I love it!
Corpses coming your way, OP! ;)
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Neth'Rae
Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.14 07:50:00 -
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Edited by: Neth''Rae on 14/11/2008 07:50:44 Who wouldn't marry a girl that filled a entire charon with corpses?
But doesn't that mean you'll have to be able to fly it aswell? :P
I do Sigs, Banners and other Graphics for ISK. |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2008.11.14 08:02:00 -
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Only corpse I ever bothered to pick up was a guy that ****ed me off royally some time ago. Getting that corpse was the only satisfaction I got out of my hatred, and now you want to take it away from me?
..I might contract it over, gotta snuggle a bit with him first and see if he still keeps me warm at nights.
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Erim Kaluk
Minmatar Valklear Guard
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Posted - 2008.11.14 08:05:00 -
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I'll take a look through my hangars and see what I find.
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RedLion
Caldari State Constructions
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Posted - 2008.11.14 08:08:00 -
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If he meant it, he doesn't need all those corpses.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.14 08:23:00 -
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Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses
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Tippia
Caldari Raddick Explorations BlackWater.
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:19:00 -
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Edited by: Tippia on 14/11/2008 09:19:13
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses
…and, likewise, it takes a real woman to say "500k corpses? Sure, I can do that."
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:20:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses
Or a really twisted one... In OP's case I'm not sure I would follow through with the "quest".
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ApaKaka
Lone Starr Corporation
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:22:00 -
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I guess he told you this because he knew you will never accomplish it. So there you go, that's his commitment to your relationship
If you have any sense in you, you'll name this bastard, and we can get to work on filling the charon with HIS corpses
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Is forporn
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:29:00 -
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Adapt and die?
Join THE INTERNET. today |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:29:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 14/11/2008 09:29:55
Originally by: Tippia Edited by: Tippia on 14/11/2008 09:19:13
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses
àand, likewise, it takes a real woman to say "500k corpses? Sure, I can do that."
To get married? Hell, 500k corpses are probably "just in case" in the cargobay already
Originally by: Chribba
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses
Or a really twisted one... In OP's case I'm not sure I would follow through with the "quest".
But you're already married to Veldspar.
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:33:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones But you're already married to Veldspar.
At least mine are all alike, wtf is he going to do with 500,000 other corpses, men and woman... He needs to have a few to chose from?
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Siigari Kitawa
Gallente The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:35:00 -
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First page of epic thread.
I will donate some corpses.
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Rexthor Hammerfists
Rage of Inferno
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:35:00 -
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This thread made my day :), contracting corpses as i type this, make sure to learn how to tranpsort cargo through 0.0 before collecting them ;) -
Boosters and PirateProfessions
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Fools nobody
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:35:00 -
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I just realised we can find out who it is cause they'll probably be buying up corpses too!
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Elnoobis
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Posted - 2008.11.14 09:41:00 -
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Originally by: Qordel I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do this. I don't even know the guy and he hasn't done anything to earn my cruelty or spite.
I have to agree with this one!
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