I do have to say that you goonies and pets are cute and very persistent with your forum sperging which I have a great deal of fun tickeling to see what I can get to squirt out.... My concen is that, with all your efforts, you get very little reward....unless you're left holding one of my large forum duces.... Other than my gems you tend to end up holding eachothers shlongs as these threads just daisy chain into a very weak climax of sorts........

Some of you might not know it but I like to throw you a bone from time to time so here goes:

The only ones that care about you turds taking space are you. You're taking space from Alliances that only ended up with it because they booted one of you turds out. They then hold this space waiting for someone to try and take it and..........yup, you guessed it..moar good fights. Your leaders know that they just want good fights, so their way of "winning" is to not give them good fights......blitz the region and then leave you shooting structures and trying to "gloat" on the forums cuz you've been told that makes the "leet pvp'ers" mad...

You kids are new to the game and have been lead to believe that quick take overs of large regions is the most fun you can have in EVE. What your missing is the pvp that 0.0 use to be known for and what you probably read about drawing you to EVE and 0.0. to begin with.

What you're all missing is the fact that these days you're pawns being used by bitter old vets to chase down grudges they've had for years. The Martini has been chasing the shadow of BoB for almost a decade now and most of you probably never even fired a shot against a BoB...........but you have all heard the stories of the most amazing and epic battles for Delve and other regions of that time. What have you gotten out of being in the CFC so far? 2,000 kill mails for pos mods and sov structures?...

I get it though, its new and exciting from all the stories you were told. Its one big happy family as your handed moons, systems, stations, and other pixel crap thats supposed to be the trophy fought so hard for.........but why do these Alliances keep walking away from the space leaving you with weeks of structure grinding? Because they don't care. And you are left cleaning up their mess while they wander off to find some fights elsewhere....

Not trying to be a **** here but I figured someone should step in to at least let you guys float to the top of the bowl for a bit, take a breath, wipe that **** off your face, and help you evaluate what your doing with your time online.

Few questions:

• What was the reason you first applied to a 0.0 Corp?

• Did you achive that goal?

• Do you have moar strucure killmails than ship kill mails?

• What are you fighting for? 1) bitter vets old grudge 2) corps you never talk to 3) to build a rain bow of friends around EVE?

• What was the most epic fight you were in and what did you do in that fight that made it so?

• Is it moar fun to be hated then respected?

• Are you a follower in RL and paying to be a follower in a game?

I don't really care if any of you sheep answer but I figured that you've been choking on my **** for months now I ought to start pitching to you lefty for a while. I know most of you are shy and think you might look like a snow flake answering my questions but I think you might be surprised what you find out there beyond The Martinis bedroom door....

As always in before........OK, your ghay, TLDR version please, who farted, effort...., trying to hard, umad, ADOPT rules, Snots sexy, and cyber bullies are bad for my self esteem...
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In other news - I took a poo today.

I do have to say that you goonies and pets are cute and very persistent with your forum sperging which I have a great deal of fun tickeling to see what I can get to squirt out.... My concen is that, with all your efforts, you get very little reward....unless you're left holding one of my large forum duces.... Other than my gems you tend to end up holding eachothers shlongs as these threads just daisy chain into a very weak climax of sorts........

Some of you might not know it but I like to throw you a bone from time to time so here goes:

The only ones that care about you turds taking space are you. You're taking space from Alliances that only ended up with it because they booted one of you turds out. They then hold this space waiting for someone to try and take it and..........yup, you guessed it..moar good fights. Your leaders know that they just want good fights, so their way of "winning" is to not give them good fights......blitz the region and then leave you shooting structures and trying to "gloat" on the forums cuz you've been told that makes the "leet pvp'ers" mad...

You kids are new to the game and have been lead to believe that quick take overs of large regions is the most fun you can have in EVE. What your missing is the pvp that 0.0 use to be known for and what you probably read about drawing you to EVE and 0.0. to begin with.

What you're all missing is the fact that these days you're pawns being used by bitter old vets to chase down grudges they've had for years. The Martini has been chasing the shadow of BoB for almost a decade now and most of you probably never even fired a shot against a BoB...........but you have all heard the stories of the most amazing and epic battles for Delve and other regions of that time. What have you gotten out of being in the CFC so far? 2,000 kill mails for pos mods and sov structures?...

I get it though, its new and exciting from all the stories you were told. Its one big happy family as your handed moons, systems, stations, and other pixel crap thats supposed to be the trophy fought so hard for.........but why do these Alliances keep walking away from the space leaving you with weeks of structure grinding? Because they don't care. And you are left cleaning up their mess while they wander off to find some fights elsewhere....

Not trying to be a **** here but I figured someone should step in to at least let you guys float to the top of the bowl for a bit, take a breath, wipe that **** off your face, and help you evaluate what your doing with your time online.

Few questions:

• What was the reason you first applied to a 0.0 Corp?

• Did you achive that goal?

• Do you have moar strucure killmails than ship kill mails?

• What are you fighting for? 1) bitter vets old grudge 2) corps you never talk to 3) to build a rain bow of friends around EVE?

• What was the most epic fight you were in and what did you do in that fight that made it so?

• Is it moar fun to be hated then respected?

• Are you a follower in RL and paying to be a follower in a game?

I don't really care if any of you sheep answer but I figured that you've been choking on my **** for months now I ought to start pitching to you lefty for a while. I know most of you are shy and think you might look like a snow flake answering my questions but I think you might be surprised what you find out there beyond The Martinis bedroom door....

As always in before........OK, your ghay, TLDR version please, who farted, effort...., trying to hard, umad, ADOPT rules, Snots sexy, and cyber bullies are bad for my self esteem...
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I am impressed, the OP managed to get together every incorrect stereotype about being a member of goonswarm. Your ignorance of how a nullsec alliance actually works badly sabotages your attempt to convince people to join you in hating evil goonies.

Maybe someday you and your corpmates will make it far enough off the Jita undock to know how things actually work out in 0.0

Snot Shot I'm going to be real with you and point out a few things that you seem to be missing:

A.) Every Alliance had their own strategy. Some may try to out blob while others try to out ship. It's how the game goes. Don't be butt hurt because one strategy is out-doing the other. There are also weakness with each strategy, I'm sure you can figure them out on your own.

B.) The game of Eve Online is growing, it's getting very populated and those days of "Wild West" are diminishing with every new account.

C.) You are horrible at posting. I know you do it on purpose, but still, you are terrible.

D.) Start your own alliance, create a coalition and lead a campaign against us if you truly despise us as much as you say (most likely you are really a goon alt trolling). If you say you represent all the CFC haters then why not march in front and see who follows.?

E.) The "out blobbing with rifters" meme is out dated now, and to a degree a completely inadequate discription of our (CFC) pvp'ing capabilities.

F.) We aren't ruining the game for others, that is just an unintentional effect of us making the game fun for ourselves. (There may be some falsities in this comment...)

G.) You aren't some masonic leader of some new rebellious group leading those who have suffered to the promise land meaning stop acting like it. You fly around a bomber and troll forums - bigger actions speak louder than bad grammar.

/end serious post

You guize can be mad all you want but it doesnGÇÖt take away from the fact that IGÇÖm correct. You have turned 0.0 into some sort of GÇ£Big GameGÇ¥ Safari tour for anyone that wants the GÇ£excitementGÇ¥ of stepping into 0.0 without the riskGǪ.just as long as they shoot a pellet gun for you once in a whileGǪGǪ

The mystique and GÇ£Wild WestGÇ¥ aspect of what 0.0 use to be known for has been wiped away as youGÇÖve pack up hundreds of nubs, handed them pellet guns, thrown them into busses and drove them by the thousands out to where the GÇ£big gameGÇ¥ liveGǪGǪ..or lived letGÇÖs sayGǪGǪ.

Unload them and give them all an opportunity to shoot at the lionsGǪGǪGǪGǪ..eh, if you lose a few nubs so be it, give them another pellet gun and get them shooting againGǪGǪ.

All the Lions move on and you tell the nubs, GǣCongrats!! Great job running everything off. You can now live here. We will be back with another bus load of nubs from Empire to help you build and then you can help them shoot the lions we are going to find next and build there tooGǪGǥ

Again, you can hate me all you want but since this forum is just filled with hundreds of propaganda poasts about how GÇ£awesomeGÇ¥ you guys are, I figured I would spend a little time explaining to the non-CFC folks that read this forum off and on, why you really arenGÇÖt. YouGÇÖre just pawns being used by the bitter vets who have formed a culture around GÇ£ruining the game for othersGÇ¥ since they still hold grudges against the GÇ£elitist ideaGÇ¥ that gave them a kick in the ass when they first started playing the game years agoGǪGǪGǪ.when 0.0 was a harsh place to liveGǪ..

AnywhooGǪGǪGǪyou get the point. Carry on being awesomeGǪ.and I will keep pointing out why you're notGǪGǪ.
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Check my Corp history, I was with SniggWaffe one of the best 0.0 Corps in EVEGǪGǪGǪ..what else you got?
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Check my Corp history, I was with SniggWaffe one of the best 0.0 Corps in EVEGǪGǪGǪ..what else you got?
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Its so cute how you weave this nice neat little narrative, and yet no matter how much you try to push it, you can't convince anyone. When you try to argue on a topic that you're completely ignorant about, you often end up looking quite stupid. Such is the case here. If we were talking about Jita undock, you'd be the expert, but we're talking about something way outside your realm. Notice how in the last several years there have been no attempts at leadership coups or drama that permeate other alliances? Or corps running for the doors to leave GSF? All this ridiculousness you spew is way off from reality. Goonswarm is not only growing, but half the people in this game are willing to risk most of their assets in desperate attempts to join us.

I think this is all rooted in a deep jealousy you have for goonswarm. You see a close-knit community that actually has fun while playing eve that succeeds in most of its endeavours and you just can't stand that you can't be a part of it. Thats why you make post after post after post after post after post about goons and have a near fetish level obsession with us. Alas, you can't join, you can't be part of it, and that grinds your gears. But please, by all means, continue lavishing attention on us and deflecting your obvious obsession with us with shallow unconvincing sarcasm.

Check my Corp history, I was with SniggWaffe one of the best 0.0 Corps in EVEGǪGǪGǪ..what else you got?
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Page two update: He's still going huh. So how's everybody doing this evening? I'm pretty good, weather is nice today for a change and everything was just pleasant. Ever have one of those days? Beautiful sky, unseasonably warm (for the NL that means it's not raining...) and just everything seems to go A-OK?

Yeah, not a bad day.

light forum pvp

So, Rico Minali...

In your book, is it possible to win at forum pvp against snot shot? And if so, what are your conditions for victory?

I'm just interested to learn why it is that you insist on keeping to feed this troll (who, I might add, has some valid points, but is still just out to provoke a negative response). Do you feel it is your duty to defend the integrity of your alliance and your coalition, or are you just a slow learner?

No, I really do actually enjoy doing this on the forum. Whats your excuse?

Check my Corp history, I was with SniggWaffe one of the best 0.0 Corps in EVEGǪGǪGǪ..what else you got?
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:cough: *****

you were in snigwaffe for 2-months. I guess you became a bitter vet really early and then tucked your tail and headed back to empire.

I've been in NPC corps longer than that, loser.

Hey you turds keep crying about my knowledge of 0.0 being GǣbaselessGǥ by puking out the same responses like Gǣnever been in a 0.0 corpGǥ or Gǣwhat do you know, since you camp Jita 4-4 all dayGǥGǪGǪGǪGǪ..while all my kills are in 0.0 ( many big fleet fights ), and I was in SniggWaffe down in Delve for a few monthsGǪ.

So now what? My amazing bombing runs werenGÇÖt GÇ£epicGÇ¥ enough according to you rifter pilotsGǪGǪGǪ..or maybe the 0.0 corp I chose to hang with isnGÇÖt good enough in your eyes while youGÇÖre in Corps no one has ever heard of?.....

IGÇÖm willing to go down any conversational rabbit hole with you sheep but this one stinks like youGÇÖre clutching at straws still, so have fun with that, while I get back to helping you wipe The Martini spunk from your chin and prying those rose colored glasses off your faceGǪ.
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Hey you turds keep crying about my knowledge of 0.0 being GǣbaselessGǥ by puking out the same responses like Gǣnever been in a 0.0 corpGǥ or Gǣwhat do you know, since you camp Jita 4-4 all dayGǥGǪGǪGǪGǪ..while all my kills are in 0.0 ( many big fleet fights ), and I was in SniggWaffe down in Delve for a few monthsGǪ.

So now what? My amazing bombing runs werenGÇÖt GÇ£epicGÇ¥ enough according to you rifter pilotsGǪGǪGǪ..or maybe the 0.0 corp I chose to hang with isnGÇÖt good enough in your eyes while youGÇÖre in Corps no one has ever heard of?.....

IGÇÖm willing to go down any conversational rabbit hole with you sheep but this one stinks like youGÇÖre clutching at straws still, so have fun with that, while I get back to helping you wipe The Martini spunk from your chin and prying those rose colored glasses off your faceGǪ.
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Snot, you need to stop publicly parading your appalling killboard around if you want to talk about pvp. We can see you are angry, and its OK, but epic bombing runs? You bombed fleets alone, which got you onto mails that your 'comrades' then killed in ahac fleets, basically you did nothing of value. I imagine this is what got you kicked out.

their FC screamed in horror as he thought there was a slew of bombers uncloaking with meGǪGǪGǪ..GǥWarp Out!!GǥGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪpanic ensured and my bothers in PL were able to rip them apart as usual

Confirming that the "0.0 Reaper"'s claim to fame is being mistaken for somebody else.

Rico what your failing to see, as usual, is that what I as a solo pilot on the filed with 1,000 of neutrals, have managed to turn the tide of many historical fleet fights that shaped the face of EVE....


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Do you really believe that? So, lets talk about your fascination with The Mittani and the CFC, when did this all start? Was it when your mother told you that girls were evil and you definitely should stay with her?

BtwGǪGǪGǪmy compie is set up in my momGÇÖs room and not in the basement, so she can keep an eye on my poasting as she GÇ£home schoolsGÇ¥ meGǪGǪ..
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step away from emoticons

First off since heGÇÖs without a doubt shown the entire world that he canGÇÖt handle his boozeGǪGǪGǪGǪ.he shall now and forever be referred to by me asGǪGǪGǪ..GÇ¥The MartiniGÇ¥GǪGǪ..

SecondGǪGǪ..if I was to target any other **** heap of a coalition in this gameGǪGǪGǪwould it get me the tears that keep pouring out of these forums?.....

BtwGǪGǪGǪmy compie is set up in my momGÇÖs room and not in the basement, so she can keep an eye on my poasting as she GÇ£home schoolsGÇ¥ meGǪGǪ..
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Rico what your failing to see, as usual, is that what I as a solo pilot on the filed with 1,000 of neutrals, have managed to turn the tide of many historical fleet fights that shaped the face of EVE....

For example, when I uncloaked above the NC in F-D to unleashed my fury upon them, granting me top damage btw, their FC screamed in horror as he thought there was a slew of bombers uncloaking with meGǪGǪGǪ..GǥWarp Out!!GǥGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪpanic ensured and my bothers in PL were able to rip them apart as usualGǪGǪGǪ..this set the stage for the fall of the North. I was also there in H-W to take down a Nyx and later kill the TCU that effectively ended the reign of the NC in the EVE history booksGǪ
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Ahah.

Oh god you sir are hilarious.

Like you decloacking did set the stage for the fall of the North.

You are merely a good bomber pilot, I suppose, but that's pretty much all. Don't think you're a big shot when all you can do is forumwarrior, and only badly, from what I can see.

Go on Kugu and try that sh*t there. I'm pretty sure you'll get roflstomped in a few posts. I mean, you can't compete with Progod or Endie.

Deep thought ~ The Martini keeps crying about someone wagging a sactamoneous finger at him......does anyone know who's wagging it? Does it look like a giant foam finger you see at sporting events? Can I buy one in Jita with a monacle?
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Deep thought of today: GÇ£Why fight over a region today when you can use body language to conquer it tomorrowGÇ¥ GÇô The Martini GÇô 2012

Haaaaaavahnuthaaaa!!!...
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Deep thought of today: GÇ£Why fight over a region today when you can use body language to conquer it tomorrowGÇ¥ GÇô The Martini GÇô 2012

Haaaaaavahnuthaaaa!!!...
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I'm the 0.0 Grim Reaper with moar 0.0 kills than you....
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Deep thought of today: GÇ£Why fight over a region today when you can use body language to conquer it tomorrowGÇ¥ GÇô The Martini GÇô 2012

Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Rapier (Recon ship)
ECM - Multispectral Jammer II

Snot says we sux, so now we should all quit, and he does not want our stuff, cause they all sux.
Time to go end my life in a cat5 cable in the basement.

Look I know you're upset and you feel strongly about this but I need to make one thing god damn clear


... is an ellipses. If you put .... this is not an ellipses unless you place it at the end of a statement, in which case the last dot is a period after the ellipses. At no point, in the entire whatever the hell that was, did you properly use an ellipses.

Deep thought of today: GÇ£Why fight over a region today when you can use body language to conquer it tomorrowGÇ¥ GÇô The Martini GÇô 2012

Haaaaaavahnuthaaaa!!!...
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Come now, you donGÇÖt suxGǪGǪGǪGǪyouGÇÖre GÇ£terribleGÇ¥GǪGǪ..

Now that 0.0 has been GÇ£child proofedGÇ¥ with pillow fight reimbursement fleets and countless NIPs, as a CFCGÇÖer youGÇÖre going to need to brush up on how to be ironically zany again so you get the most tears out of your Empire dwelling targets as you add content to the game.

Be it that a lot of these pilots donGÇÖt really know who you are, itGÇÖs a real opportunity for you to shine and put your 0.0 talents to work for you. Think about it!! You can now join special secret teams that will spend all of their time hunting down the most ruthless miners and mission runners in the game!! Your elite scamming skillz can go to work for you in all the trade hubs!! You can even put a bounty on the guy waving that gigantic GÇ£sanctimonious fingerGÇ¥ The Martini has been talking about ever since he stepped on his own **** at Fan FestGǪ.

All these opportunities are not to be taken lightly and you hold a great responsibility in your hands to not blow it by looking like a bunch of space sheep blindly doing what you are told each time you log inGǪ..

Go getGÇÖem!!
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yo snot shot lets go roaming sometime

When the 0rphanage holds its own region in 0.0, come talk to us.

When you can hold space without 30,000 blues, and 5 or more NIPs, what you say might actually count for somethingGǪ.

Otherwise youGÇÖre just another Goonie pet poastingGǪGǪGÇ¥BaahhhGǪGǪGǪ..baahhh"GǪGǪ
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It's nice to see someone trying so hard to be relevant.

:cough: *****

you were in snigwaffe for 2-months.

I've been in NPC corps longer than that, loser.

:cough: *****

you were in snigwaffe for 2-months. I guess you became a bitter vet really early and then tucked your tail and headed back to empire.

I've been in NPC corps longer than that, loser.

Check my Corp history, I was with SniggWaffe one of the best 0.0 Corps in EVEGǪGǪGǪ..what else you got?
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I thought Sniggerdly was one of the best 0.0 corps in EVE, waffles was just their feeder corp. So... when Sniggerdly asked you to join did you politely decline?

What happen Snotshot? Why you no in graveyard er, grave thinggy squad of death. Cant remember their name sorry.

Join Channel "BLOOM"

What happen Snotshot? Why you no in graveyard er, grave thinggy squad of death. Cant remember their name sorry.

Now that the SonGÇÖs Of Odin got kicked out of Fatal Ascension like a flaming bag of dog **** for not participating enough in the SouthGǪwhatGÇÖs the plan moving forward with your crew of merry men?.........join TEST........

AnywhooGǪGǪnice to be back and thanks for all the kind wordsGǪGǪGǪanyone want some Pizza!!GǪGǪ
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While your stunning reportoire of recycled sayings, quotes and kindness are extremely funny, I have to correct you. Sons of 0din left to go and chase other adventures. FA wanted us to stay, we left on good terms, some stayed on there and everyone is happy. Glad you made a point of noticing though.

How was your week?

That's pretty god damn baller right there.

i still doubt snot shot has ever had a deep thought in his life

+1

You can feel the ****** is strong with this one.

Few questions:

Few questions:

I will bite.

1) how does it feel to always be in a pet alliance that has had everything given to you?
2) why dosent an older alliance like .EXE have balls?
3) when is the last time .EXE did anything on their own, besides grinding isk and mining

We're not here to ruin the game, we're here to ruin your game - GoonSwarm

So far so good?...

I think even MACTEP is wondering how he got fooled by Goonies...
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We're not here to ruin the game, we're here to ruin your game - GoonSwarm

So far so good?...

I think even MACTEP is wondering how he got fooled by Goonies...
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Lol, that actually sounds about right, I sir salute you, you have pretty much summed 0.0 in one post

The only good part about this thread was getting to see Vile rat's grammar lesson to Snot Shlt once more

BE A GOON? do want.
i am salty, i can fly an archon and i can trolllololol with the best of em. i like long walks to the fridge and long sits on the toilet. im not to hard to please just tickle me like elmo and im happy. i promise i wont scam or anything as i am honourable space pilot.
also:
https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=587962
did i pass?

A year later and this thread is still relavent

Look I know you're upset and you feel strongly about this but I need to make one thing god damn clear


... is an ellipses. If you put .... this is not an ellipses unless you place it at the end of a statement, in which case the last dot is a period after the ellipses. At no point, in the entire whatever the hell that was, did you properly use an ellipses.

Actually, my friend, it should be ellipsis if singular. Ellipses is the plural.

Actually, my friend, it should be ellipsis if singular. Ellipses is the plural.

Arguing grammar with a corpse, COAD reaches new lows.

I was going to say this thread is almost a year old, then Windypops stops by to post. This thread is almost complete. Just need a Sir Molle post and a Butterdog post and everything will be back to normal in CAOD.

still loving that this thread gets necroed every once in a while.

Good on you for being the latest slight necro

Obviously the word "irony" is lost on you. Ahh yes member of FA shouldn't have expected anything less.

And clearly next time I will spell out the use of sarcasm...

Keep digging dude.

You mock but Windy is guaranteed to get in the last word...

Keep necroing dude.