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IceEclipse
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Posted - 2008.12.09 16:02:00 -
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what is a troll?
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Pohbis
Neo T.E.C.H.
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Posted - 2008.12.09 16:03:00 -
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Go stand in front of a mirror. You'll see...
*FAKEEDIT* See what I did there?
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.12.09 16:05:00 -
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A T-Roll is a RickRoll featuring T-Rex. -
DesuSigs |

Domania
M. Corp Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.12.09 16:07:00 -
[4]
In Soviet Russia, Troll is you!
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Afale II
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.09 16:10:00 -
[5]
everyone except you.
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2008.12.09 16:17:00 -
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Trolls are horrid carnivores found in all climes, from arctic wastelands to tropical junles. Most creatures avoid these beasts, since trolls know no fear and attack unceasingly when hungry. ... Trolls have no language of their own, using "trollspeak", a guttural mishmash of common [languages].
~Taken from the Monstrous Manual
-------- Ideas for: Mining
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Maceross
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2008.12.09 16:17:00 -
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unfortuantely for you a question like this is impossible to get a serious answer on. 
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Rob Eagle
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.09 16:19:00 -
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Originally by: Wikipedia An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of provoking other users into an emotional response[1] or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.[2]
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highonpop
Gallente Tri-Mining Corp Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2008.12.09 16:21:00 -
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trolls are what live under the bridge that the 3 little lambs wanted to cross to get to the greenr grass. only to find out that the troll eat the little lambs that try to cross the bridge.
lesson learned?
either become a troll or stop crossing bridges....er, i mean jump gates
_____________________ *warp drive acti...wait, where are we going?*
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Rufus MacMaranth
Gallente Shadow Front
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Posted - 2008.12.09 16:27:00 -
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Originally by: highonpop trolls are what live under the bridge that the 3 little lambs wanted to cross to get to the greenr grass. only to find out that the troll eat the little lambs that try to cross the bridge.
lesson learned?
either become a troll or stop crossing bridges....er, i mean jump gates
3 billy goats, dude, not lambs .... sigh. People just don;t know their fairy tales these days. Cheers, Ruf. |
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Khemul Zula
Amarr Black Plague.
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Posted - 2008.12.09 16:31:00 -
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Originally by: Rufus MacMaranth
Originally by: highonpop trolls are what live under the bridge that the 3 little lambs wanted to cross to get to the greenr grass. only to find out that the troll eat the little lambs that try to cross the bridge.
lesson learned?
either become a troll or stop crossing bridges....er, i mean jump gates
3 billy goats, dude, not lambs .... sigh. People just don;t know their fairy tales these days. Cheers, Ruf.
I blame television. And illegal immigrants.
------ I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. |

Grumpom
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Posted - 2008.12.09 16:41:00 -
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They hide under bridges and take your money when you need it the most and punch you then laugh at you.
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SirDynty
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Posted - 2008.12.09 16:46:00 -
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peoples baiting other peoples to post in some conflict topic :) trolls often form the reality to much much worse curves than it curretly is... An example of trolling post applied on eve will be:
"So now,when CCP clearly announced us on fanfest,that they focus on another projects than EvE,hi-sec is ruled by suicide ganking pirates and whole ecoomy is screwed by blue isk-farming aliances in norhern region,when almost every serious PvP aliance quited the game already,what game you intend to play for upcoming year?" :)
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.12.09 17:06:00 -
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10/10 uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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durek magaliese
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Posted - 2008.12.09 17:06:00 -
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Trolls also come out when people post the stupidest topics
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AkRoYeR
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.12.09 17:07:00 -
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Trolls are 99.9% of the posters on these boards!
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PeachesAndCream
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Posted - 2008.12.09 17:08:00 -
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99.91%...
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.12.09 17:33:00 -
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Originally by: Khemul Zula I blame television. And illegal immigrants.
Screw that, its the legal aliens i'm worried about, those illegal ones got me too. ______________________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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Thea Arsoniztik
Red Tides Viewer Discretion Advised
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Posted - 2008.12.09 18:44:00 -
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Military experts are calling this a troll
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CCP Fallout

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Posted - 2008.12.09 19:41:00 -
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trolls are tasty
*licks lips*
Fallout Associate Community Manager CCP Hf, EVE Online
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linux4ever
n0thing Inc. Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2008.12.09 19:43:00 -
[21]
in before the log 
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N'tek alar
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Posted - 2008.12.09 19:45:00 -
[22]
Originally by: CCP Fallout trolls are tasty
*licks lips*
i can has trolls? |

Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2008.12.09 20:01:00 -
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A better question is.
What is not a troll? Besides, I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down |

N'tek alar
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Posted - 2008.12.09 20:11:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Last Wolf A better question is.
What is not a troll?
kittiez? |

Pesky LaRue
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.12.09 20:11:00 -
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a troll is a small person (read: mental or emotional midget) who likes to feel big by posting how awful everything is (except them and their opinions) from the anonymity of the web. |+ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ +|

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Washell Olivaw
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Posted - 2008.12.09 21:32:00 -
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Originally by: Grumpom They hide under bridges
What!?
Is the unladen velocity of a swallow?
Originally by: Signature Everybody has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film.
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Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.12.09 21:50:00 -
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*looks around*
*crawls back under bridge*
Slade
Originally by: Crumplecorn NerfBat is now known as the WaveMachine.
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Yakia TovilToba
Halliburton Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.09 21:53:00 -
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Edited by: Yakia TovilToba on 09/12/2008 21:54:31 A troll is the thing to the right: -> Troll <-
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Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.12.09 21:55:00 -
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One billy goat gruff!  --
Originally by: CCP Oveur Just donęt forget the reach-around.
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Karentaki
Gallente Fighting While Intoxicated Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.12.09 21:58:00 -
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It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a troll.
Quote:
EVE is like a sandbox with landmines. Deal with it.
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Avel Kereka
Amarr Manu Dei
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Posted - 2008.12.09 22:13:00 -
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They've got crappy racial stats but awesome mounts and Jamaican accents. ------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal And I lube you guys too.
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Zeba
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.12.09 22:18:00 -
[32]
inappropriate signature. ~WeatherMan |

Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.12.09 22:35:00 -
[33]
In the Moria ? Fetchez la vache !
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Terianna Eri
Amarr Scrutari
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Posted - 2008.12.09 22:39:00 -
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Originally by: Karentaki It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a troll.
It is very dark here. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. lern2zork
(p.s. i am a troll) __________________________________
Originally by: Arthur Frayn How much to ruin all your holes, luv?
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Elfishy
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.09 22:56:00 -
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Originally by: IceEclipse what is a troll?
someting that lives in the mountains in norway .. or under bridges
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Davina Braben
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Posted - 2008.12.09 22:57:00 -
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Trolls live under bridges and eat passing goats and shepherds.
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mentalmonkey
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.12.09 23:22:00 -
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Earth!
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IHaveCandyGetInTheVan69
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Posted - 2008.12.09 23:23:00 -
[38]
Fire!
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rValdez5987
Amarr 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2008.12.09 23:30:00 -
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Originally by: Pesky LaRue a troll is a small person (read: mental or emotional midget) who likes to feel big by posting how awful everything is (except them and their opinions) from the anonymity of the web.
I take pride in being a step above this, by posting my views which most aren't intelligent enough to agree with much less understand, while not hiding behind anonymity of the web, by using the same character name for all internet accounts that I may have, which can easily be traced (if your knowledgable) to find my real life counterpart.
TL;DR My online persona is merely a nickname/personal extension of myself. I am not anonymous, I want to be found. I want you to know who I am.
I troll because I really am better then you. 
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Kharadran Sullath
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.12.09 23:32:00 -
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Troll is obvious. ------- Insured criminals?
Originally by: Fifth Horseman Similarly your insurance doesn't pay out if you fill your car with Gold Bullion and park it in the middle of Trafalgar Square.
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Billy Sastard
Amarr Life. Universe. Everything.
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Posted - 2008.12.09 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: Haradgrim One billy goat gruff! 
Who are you calling a goat?....

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Tashiell Gao
Caldari Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.12.10 01:35:00 -
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TROLL IS A RACE IN WOW, SPECIALLISE IN LONG RANGE WEAPONS...ER...BEEP...A...FIGHTER USED BE AMARR CARRIERS IS A TROLL.
Tashiell Gao, Minmatar Inside.
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Kirra Liu
Gemini Industries Inc Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.10 02:25:00 -
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Originally by: Washell Olivaw
Originally by: Grumpom They hide under bridges
What!?
Is the unladen velocity of a swallow?
A European Swallow or African Swallow?
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IceEclipse
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:12:00 -
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Edited by: IceEclipse on 10/12/2008 04:14:42 owned
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Kinomoto Sakura
Amarr FW Scuad Black Core Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.10 04:41:00 -
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/me gets a pair of coconuts ---------------- Game The World.
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Dr NAthan
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Posted - 2008.12.10 05:30:00 -
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Originally by: IceEclipse Edited by: IceEclipse on 10/12/2008 04:16:24 Edited by: IceEclipse on 10/12/2008 04:16:13 what is a troll?
killmail- -43 man troll with a 4 letter sentence -1300+ views of nubs being trolled
Why did you do this to yourself?
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Davina Braben
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Posted - 2008.12.10 05:42:00 -
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Originally by: IceEclipse Edited by: IceEclipse on 10/12/2008 04:16:24 Edited by: IceEclipse on 10/12/2008 04:16:13 what is a troll?
killmail- -43 man troll with a 4 letter sentence -1300+ views of nubs being trolled
Is posting the "killmail" part of the troll?
This is so confusing.
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Pesky LaRue
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.12.10 06:09:00 -
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Edited by: Pesky LaRue on 10/12/2008 06:09:46
Originally by: rValdez5987
Originally by: Pesky LaRue a troll is a small person (read: mental or emotional midget) who likes to feel big by posting how awful everything is (except them and their opinions) from the anonymity of the web.
I take pride in being a step above this, by posting my views which most aren't intelligent enough to agree with much less understand, while not hiding behind anonymity of the web, by using the same character name for all internet accounts that I may have, which can easily be traced (if your knowledgable) to find my real life counterpart.
TL;DR My online persona is merely a nickname/personal extension of myself. I am not anonymous, I want to be found. I want you to know who I am.
I troll because I really am better then you. 
wait, you take pride in being a self-involved, arrogant tw@?
good for you.
no, seriously. |+ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ ++ +|

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Pithecanthropus
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Posted - 2008.12.10 07:05:00 -
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Trolls are what scared little people call other forum posters that have a valid concern about an Eve issue, the game's mechanics, and the belief that something is wrong in the game and hoping to bring attention to it will fix an obvious flaw to better the entire game as a whole... all of which are frowned on upon by those exploiting those flaws and CCP who believes that can never mess anything up.
--------------------------------- Pithecanthropus erectus, a name derived from Greek and Latin roots meaning upright ape-man. |

Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.12.10 08:44:00 -
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Trolls in my EVE? I would never ... !!
"The Amarr are the tanking and ganking floating rods of goldcrap"
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Neth'Rae
Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.10 08:51:00 -
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An amarr fighter, used by carriers? 
I do Sigs, Banners and other Graphics for ISK. Click Here! |

Grek Forto
THE IRIS United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.10 09:08:00 -
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Edited by: Grek Forto on 10/12/2008 09:09:22 Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around, and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you!
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.12.10 09:13:00 -
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Originally by: Kuolematon Trolls in my EVE? I would never ... !!
Hrhrh, you're like the Head Troll of the Leader Troll Association 
A Troll is a T-roll, tech 1 rick roll.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |

Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.12.10 11:51:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones Hrhrh, you're like the Head Troll of the Leader Troll Association 
Dude, your face! (After I find out where you live and make you eat those words - Disclamer: This action means that he has to eat this bull****, not that I will mutilate him)
"The Amarr are the tanking and ganking floating rods of goldcrap"
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Julius Rigel
House Rigel
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Posted - 2008.12.10 12:13:00 -
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Edited by: Julius Rigel on 10/12/2008 12:16:18
Originally by: Avel Kereka They've got crappy racial stats but awesome mounts and Jamaican accents.
Surely you mean "They do special template fall damage when they die."
Originally by: Sheriff Jones A Troll is a T-roll, tech 1 rick roll.
A rick roll is what happens after you kick the guy dragging your rickshaw uphill.
Scared of the events forum? |

Helen Dammnation
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Posted - 2008.12.10 13:21:00 -
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Circular troll is obvious.
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Culmen
Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Dark Legacies
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Posted - 2008.12.10 13:46:00 -
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Troll Size/Type: Large Giant Hit Dice: 6d8+36 (63 hp) Initiative: +2 Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares) Armor Class: 16 (-1 size, +2 Dex, +5 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 14size, +1 Base Attack/Grapple: +4/+14 Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+6) Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+6) and bite +4 melee (1d6+3) Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft. Special Attacks: Rend 2d6+9 Special Qualities: Darkvision 90 ft., low-light vision, regeneration 5, scent Saves: Fort +11, Ref +4, Will +3 Abilities: Str 23, Dex 14, Con 23, Int 6, Wis 9, Cha 6 Skills: Listen +5, Spot +6 Feats: Alertness, Iron Will, Track Environment: Cold mountains (Scrag: Cold aquatic) Organization: Solitary or gang (2-4) Challenge Rating: 5 Treasure: Standard Alignment: Usually chaotic evil Advancement: By character class Level Adjustment: +5
Trolls walk upright but hunched forward with sagging shoulders. Their gait is uneven, and when they run, their arms dangle and drag along the ground. For all this seeming awkwardness, trolls are very agile.
A typical adult troll stands 9 feet tall and weighs 500 pounds. Females are slightly larger than males. A trollĘs rubbery hide is moss green, mottled green and gray, or putrid gray. The hair is usually greenish black or iron gray.
Trolls speak Giant. Combat
Trolls have no fear of death: They launch themselves into combat without hesitation, flailing wildly at the closest opponent. Even when confronted with fire, they try to get around the flames and attack. Rend (Ex)
If a troll hits with both claw attacks, it latches onto the opponentĘs body and tears the flesh. This attack automatically deals an additional 2d6+9 points of damage. Regeneration (Ex)
Fire and acid deal normal damage to a troll. If a troll loses a limb or body part, the lost portion regrows in 3d6 minutes. The creature can reattach the severed member instantly by holding it to the stump. Scrag
These cousins of the troll have the aquatic subtype. They dwell in any body of water in any climate. They have a base land speed of 20 feet and a swim speed of 40 feet and are found only in aquatic environments. They regenerate only if mostly immersed in water. Troll Hunter
Some trolls, more cunning than most, are not satisfied with merely eating civilized beings but train to hunt them relentlessly. These troll hunters are fearsome rangers who focus on slaying and devouring humanoid prey. Combat
A troll hunter makes full use of its scent ability to track its favored enemies and generally prefers to hunt in darkness.
The troll hunter uses its limited repertoire of spells to protect itself from damaging forms of energy and to immobilize enemies. Typical Ranger Spells Prepared (2; save DC 12 + spell level)
1stłentangle, resist energy. Trolls As Characters
Troll characters possess the following racial traits.
* +12 Strength, +4 Dexterity, +12 Constitution, -4 Intelligence (minimum 3), -2 Wisdom, - and further more why do i even need a sig? |
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