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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.09 00:31:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Thea Arsoniztik no u.
You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney. If you cannot afford one, tough noogies! You can make one phone call. I recommend Trixie 976-555-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you? Well, do you, punk?! |

Thea Arsoniztik
Red Tides Viewer Discretion Advised
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Posted - 2009.01.09 00:34:00 -
[122]
Are the remains of the silent attorney sexy and stuff? |

Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.09 00:36:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Thea Arsoniztik Are the remains of the silent attorney sexy and stuff?
I accept this as a reply of "no"...
Therefore I cannot arrest you!
I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer, theft of police property, illegal possession of a firearm, five counts of attempted murder. That comes to... twenty-nine dollars and forty cents. Cash, check or credit card? |

Thea Arsoniztik
Red Tides Viewer Discretion Advised
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Posted - 2009.01.09 00:42:00 -
[124]
Can I pay with ISK?
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.09 00:59:00 -
[125]
Originally by: Thea Arsoniztik Can I pay with ISK?
Welcome to the Federation Startship SS Buttcrack. If you must address me, do so as Your Supreme Eminence. Which you should be doing anyway. It's like Disney on acid! Ten years of really great sex all at the same moment. /me turns to his Comms Officer/ Have we sent the 'don't shoot us we're pathetic' transmission yet?
Yes we'll take ISK...
Voluntold, New Webcomic
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TimMc
Gallente Brutal Deliverance OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.09 01:01:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Onionico I can't face palm hard enough at this thread. Really.
Go outside, get some sun, talk to some girls. Jesus f'ing christ.
Just incase you hadn't noticed... most the replies are sarcasm and trolling. 
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rantuket
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.01.09 01:37:00 -
[127]
pics or it is not true! |

Onionico
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.09 02:09:00 -
[128]
Originally by: TimMc
Originally by: Onionico I can't face palm hard enough at this thread. Really.
Go outside, get some sun, talk to some girls. Jesus f'ing christ.
Just incase you hadn't noticed... most the replies are sarcasm and trolling. 
Responses are fine. OP is pretty horrible though. The hot dudes thread is much more hilarious. Well that and I'm into hot dudes.
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Lady Camille
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.09 02:40:00 -
[129]
Edited by: Lady Camille on 09/01/2009 02:43:17
Originally by: Qordel Edited by: Qordel on 07/01/2009 10:55:53 Why would hot chicks play EVE? If they were hot, they wouldn't be wasting their time playing eve. They'd be out doing stuff and getting stuff. Same goes for hot dudes.
The only exception is WOW, which is almsot so universal now that it doesn't count. I know multiple suicide girls (including an ex girlfriend) and a couple Deviant Nation girls (including an ex girlfriend) who all are quite addicted to WOW - but would not be caught dead playing any other type of game anywhere under any circumstances... except maybe The Sims.
I don't mean this as any offense to the women who do play eve. I think we can all just admit that it is essentially the flat out truth. If you were a smoking hot babe, you'd be out partying with your hot rich friends. If I were a hot stud, I'd be out doing the same and getting laid by your hot friends. But none of us are, so we're here playing internet space ship pew pew. And that's just fine.
I'm a hot female gamer. I play EVE because I enjoy it, I found the game via space.com, thought it looked interesting and got addicted. If you don't believe me you can ask my corp or alliance mates who have seen pics, or I could just link you to the pics for a donation of isk. :) After all I am a college student and can't spend too much time on here mining. I have proof that I am what I say I am but I am not going to go out of my way to prove it to you without some sort of compensation since I don't really care wether you believe me or not. However, I can provide the proof given compensation ;) All the males in my corp and alliance seem to enjoy the proof 
Not only do I play EVE, but I also play on the Xbox360, PS2, other computer games and PSP. I enjoy the Xbox 360 the most, gears of war, mass effect and oblivion would be my top games. However, games are not my life, I frequently take breaks from gaming since I do have rent to pay and etc..
Maybe EVE will be at Dragoncon this year and you all can see me there. However I do have pics of me last time I went to Dragoncon, pictures of me with the Stargate SG1 and Atlantis crew and even R2D2  |

Mynxee
Hellcats The Bastards.
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Posted - 2009.01.09 05:39:00 -
[130]
Another real live female EVE player signing in. Want proof? Ask my alliance mates and other in-game friends who speak with me on Vent all the time. Am I hot? My husband thinks so...what anyone else thinks doesn't matter. Then again, feel free to ask my alliance mates for their opinion...they've seen pictures. They hear my voice on Vent every day. 
Why am I playing EVE instead of doing something else? As with any other hobby (and I do have a few others that involve going outside, in the actual sunshine, and interacting with people), I choose to spend time in EVE because I enjoy it. I've been playing for two years. I love this game, and have met some really great people in-game and in real life (both guys and gals) because of it. My experience with the guys in the corps/alliances I've been in and who visit my public channel or hang out on my Vent server has been great. Yeah a little rowdy sometimes, a bit raunchy from time to time...big deal. That stuff doesn't bother me...and if someone is a real jerk, there are options for dealing with them. When my corpmates and I want to discuss "girl stuff" (only women players are accepted in Hellcats), we do it in corp chat. We love the guys we choose to spend our time with in-game, but it's real nice to have the option of a girls-only corp chat when we want that.
There are more women playing EVE than you may realize. Do the math. 5% of 200K+ subs adds up to a fair few of us lady capsuleers.
*hopes this is coherent, as brain is fried due to late hour...probably need massive editing for coherence tomorrow*
Life in Low Sec | Hellcats |

Onionico
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.09 07:17:00 -
[131]
Originally by: Lady Camille Edited by: Lady Camille on 09/01/2009 02:43:17
Originally by: Qordel Edited by: Qordel on 07/01/2009 10:55:53 Why would hot chicks play EVE? If they were hot, they wouldn't be wasting their time playing eve. They'd be out doing stuff and getting stuff. Same goes for hot dudes.
The only exception is WOW, which is almsot so universal now that it doesn't count. I know multiple suicide girls (including an ex girlfriend) and a couple Deviant Nation girls (including an ex girlfriend) who all are quite addicted to WOW - but would not be caught dead playing any other type of game anywhere under any circumstances... except maybe The Sims.
I don't mean this as any offense to the women who do play eve. I think we can all just admit that it is essentially the flat out truth. If you were a smoking hot babe, you'd be out partying with your hot rich friends. If I were a hot stud, I'd be out doing the same and getting laid by your hot friends. But none of us are, so we're here playing internet space ship pew pew. And that's just fine.
I'm a hot female gamer. I play EVE because I enjoy it, I found the game via space.com, thought it looked interesting and got addicted. If you don't believe me you can ask my corp or alliance mates who have seen pics, or I could just link you to the pics for a donation of isk. :) After all I am a college student and can't spend too much time on here mining. I have proof that I am what I say I am but I am not going to go out of my way to prove it to you without some sort of compensation since I don't really care wether you believe me or not. However, I can provide the proof given compensation ;) All the males in my corp and alliance seem to enjoy the proof 
Not only do I play EVE, but I also play on the Xbox360, PS2, other computer games and PSP. I enjoy the Xbox 360 the most, gears of war, mass effect and oblivion would be my top games. However, games are not my life, I frequently take breaks from gaming since I do have rent to pay and etc..
Maybe EVE will be at Dragoncon this year and you all can see me there. However I do have pics of me last time I went to Dragoncon, pictures of me with the Stargate SG1 and Atlantis crew and even R2D2 
TLDR
pics or stfu
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Ace2001
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Posted - 2009.01.09 07:52:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Lady Camille However I do have pics of me last time I went to Dragoncon, pictures of me with the Stargate SG1 and Atlantis crew.
Have my children!
...Please? |

Shyon Rhen
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Posted - 2009.01.09 08:02:00 -
[133]
Originally by: Haakelen
Originally by: Qordel With any luck, this will improve with the aging of the gaming population, but since the average gamer is already 29 years old, I don't hold a lot of hope.
Mouthbreathing neckbeards have a tendency of remaining mouthbreathing neckbeards, regardless of age.
HAHAHA oh wow.
you sir, are freaking awesome
and yes... i'm another guy with a female character |

Nva Ris
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Posted - 2009.01.09 10:11:00 -
[134]
Quote: pics or stfu
my portrait looks gorgeous on those feather pillows http://www.popgive.com/2008/11/durex-performa-stamina-pillow.html
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Onionico
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.09 10:17:00 -
[135]
Originally by: Nva Ris
Quote: pics or stfu
my portrait looks gorgeous on those feather pillows http://www.popgive.com/2008/11/durex-performa-stamina-pillow.html
Hahahaha. Win site. 10/10 |

Scarlet Pimpdaddy
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.01.09 10:17:00 -
[136]
Hmmm, looks like the 'hot dudes' thread is winning the pictures war! |

Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.01.09 10:18:00 -
[137]
Well, i'm a finnish viking type with long hair, beard, do game development and am single.
But i don't count 'cause half the EVEverse has seen my semi-naked pic...right?  |

Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.01.09 10:59:00 -
[138]
Originally by: Onionico
Originally by: TimMc
Originally by: Onionico I can't face palm hard enough at this thread. Really.
Go outside, get some sun, talk to some girls. Jesus f'ing christ.
Just incase you hadn't noticed... most the replies are sarcasm and trolling. 
Responses are fine. OP is pretty horrible though. The hot dudes thread is much more hilarious. Well that and I'm into hot dudes.
I initially thought the OP in this thread was being a snide smart-ass. At least, I hoped this. Honestly, who cares if someone is male, female, attractive, hot, repulsive, average, straight, gay or even a hermaphrodite? I log in to play games, not date.
What would be sad would be if he wasn't some kid and was actually a grown adult asking such a stupid question.
Also, with regard to your other post - of course there are some hot women who play video games. Primarily not so much. Exceptions to the rule don't disprove the rule. Though, again, I don't know why any of it matters. I'm pretty damn sure there aren't girls playing against me online giving a damn how I like and I prefer to return the favor by also not caring. Just like I don't go out with a hot girl and grill her as to whether or not she plays videogames (because I don't care if she does). |

Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.01.09 11:01:00 -
[139]
Originally by: Qordel I log in to play games, not date.
But..but...you said you cared!  |

Chukk Flakk
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Posted - 2009.01.09 11:02:00 -
[140]
I'm a damn hot chick CHUKK FLAKK BYATCHES |

Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.01.09 11:15:00 -
[141]
Edited by: Qordel on 09/01/2009 11:16:51 I wasn't going to do this, but The Quasi-Ex was watching over my shoulder and demanded that she was a hot gamer chick (even though I insist that The Sims and World of Warcraft don't count).
Here.
And here.
And also, here. - (This was from her SG shoot just after we first met in 2004).
What you don't see in any of those photos are here ridiculous tats. She has "STFU NOOB" across her knuckles, prison style, for example. And she has "666" on her fist. My grandmother really appreciated that one when I introduced her to the family.
Thankfully, she agrees that I am too fugly to be posting a photo of myself in either of these dumb threads (plus, I'm not sure I dig the idea of potentially connecting myself to a gaming personal for my employer to find).
I have been told I am going to be playing The Sims 3 in a couple months. I humbly disagree. I didn't even get through the character creation in Sims 2 before I quit. -- What's your EVE New Year's Resolution for 2009? |

Chukk Flakk
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Posted - 2009.01.09 11:18:00 -
[142]
Originally by: Qordel Edited by: Qordel on 09/01/2009 11:16:51 I wasn't going to do this, but The Quasi-Ex was watching over my shoulder and demanded that she was a hot gamer chick (even though I insist that The Sims and World of Warcraft don't count).
Here.
And here.
And also, here. - (This was from her SG shoot just after we first met in 2004).
What you don't see in any of those photos are here ridiculous tats. She has "STFU NOOB" across her knuckles, prison style, for example. And she has "666" on her fist. My grandmother really appreciated that one when I introduced her to the family.
Thankfully, she agrees that I am too fugly to be posting a photo of myself in either of these dumb threads (plus, I'm not sure I dig the idea of potentially connecting myself to a gaming personal for my employer to find).
I have been told I am going to be playing The Sims 3 in a couple months. I humbly disagree. I didn't even get through the character creation in Sims 2 before I quit.
So you been stalking a hooker since 2004?
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vulnevia
Five-FiftySix
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Posted - 2009.01.09 11:20:00 -
[143]
Me x-mas -07 and me halloween -07.
Halloween -09. I've edited this pic a little for obvoious reasons (don't wanna get a ban). But it's a fully equipped nude-suit Think I'll make a female gallente suit for next Halloween, just ned to find some good plastic first.
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Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.01.09 11:23:00 -
[144]
Originally by: Chukk Flakk
Originally by: Qordel Edited by: Qordel on 09/01/2009 11:16:51 I wasn't going to do this, but The Quasi-Ex was watching over my shoulder and demanded that she was a hot gamer chick (even though I insist that The Sims and World of Warcraft don't count).
Here.
And here.
And also, here. - (This was from her SG shoot just after we first met in 2004).
What you don't see in any of those photos are here ridiculous tats. She has "STFU NOOB" across her knuckles, prison style, for example. And she has "666" on her fist. My grandmother really appreciated that one when I introduced her to the family.
Thankfully, she agrees that I am too fugly to be posting a photo of myself in either of these dumb threads (plus, I'm not sure I dig the idea of potentially connecting myself to a gaming personal for my employer to find).
I have been told I am going to be playing The Sims 3 in a couple months. I humbly disagree. I didn't even get through the character creation in Sims 2 before I quit.
So you been stalking a hooker since 2004?
You're a classy person. -- What's your EVE New Year's Resolution for 2009? |

Chukk Flakk
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Posted - 2009.01.09 11:23:00 -
[145]
Originally by: vulnevia Me x-mas -07 and me halloween -07.
Halloween -09. I've edited this pic a little for obvoious reasons (don't wanna get a ban). But it's a fully equipped nude-suit Think I'll make a female gallente suit for next Halloween, just ned to find some good plastic first.
As I sit here drinking beer and eating my boogers I realize, you are not a hot chick.
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vulnevia
Five-FiftySix
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Posted - 2009.01.09 12:06:00 -
[146]
Originally by: Chukk Flakk As I sit here drinking beer and eating my boogers I realize, you are not a hot chick.
Oh noes! I must go to the kitchen at once and find the sharpest blade to do som e old /wrist since the !-sign told me I'm not hot. Mom!!! |

Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.01.09 12:08:00 -
[147]
Originally by: vulnevia
Originally by: Chukk Flakk As I sit here drinking beer and eating my boogers I realize, you are not a hot chick.
Oh noes! I must go to the kitchen at once and find the sharpest blade to do som e old /wrist since the !-sign told me I'm not hot. Mom!!!
You can come to old Sheriffs place and get a nice breakfast with that knife  |

TimMc
Gallente Brutal Deliverance OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.09 12:10:00 -
[148]
Edited by: TimMc on 09/01/2009 12:11:15
Originally by: Chukk Flakk
Originally by: vulnevia Me x-mas -07 and me halloween -07.
Halloween -09. I've edited this pic a little for obvoious reasons (don't wanna get a ban). But it's a fully equipped nude-suit Think I'll make a female gallente suit for next Halloween, just ned to find some good plastic first.
As I sit here drinking beer and eating my boogers I realize, you are not a hot chick.
Not ugly though, just a normal gamer chick. Question... do any guys actually think nose rings are attractive?
Edit: I think she should pod you ingame Would be awesome. |

Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.01.09 12:12:00 -
[149]
All sorts of body mods are hot as hell! Well, some not so much. But pretty much any piercings are great. Mandatory as far as I'm concerned. But to each their own. |

Thea Arsoniztik
Red Tides Viewer Discretion Advised
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Posted - 2009.01.09 13:53:00 -
[150]
Originally by: Qordel Edited by: Qordel on 09/01/2009 11:16:51 I wasn't going to do this, but The Quasi-Ex was watching over my shoulder and demanded that she was a hot gamer chick (even though I insist that The Sims and World of Warcraft don't count).
Here.
And here.
And also, here. - (This was from her SG shoot just after we first met in 2004).
What you don't see in any of those photos are here ridiculous tats. She has "STFU NOOB" across her knuckles, prison style, for example. And she has "666" on her fist. My grandmother really appreciated that one when I introduced her to the family.
Thankfully, she agrees that I am too fugly to be posting a photo of myself in either of these dumb threads (plus, I'm not sure I dig the idea of potentially connecting myself to a gaming personal for my employer to find).
I have been told I am going to be playing The Sims 3 in a couple months. I humbly disagree. I didn't even get through the character creation in Sims 2 before I quit.
It appears that you work for the same company that I do, except my studio doesn't develop The Sims, thankfully.  Don't forget about your confidentiality agreement 
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