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Nuclear Warrior
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:28:00 -
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I am recruiting at least 7000 players for the biggest ever highsec suicide gank on Chribba's Veldnaught.
He has mentioned before that there is not enough ISK in all of EVE to accumulate to the worth of this ship.
CCP estimate that 2 trillion isk is brought into the economy daily, and considering how long EVE has been running, this is the largest profit you will ever make in a single kill.
Lay down your ships to end this tyranny, what is but a single battleship to stop this madman?
So far, only I have signed myself up, meaning we are 0.014% closer to the peoples objective.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:30:00 -
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Make sure you fraps it, and make sure you have plenty of hauler alts ready to scoop the loot from your doomed friends :D Make sure you fraps it as well. Good luck 
Voluntold, New Webcomic
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Johli
Caldari AWE Corporation Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:30:00 -
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ORE titans would immediately jump in and remote rep him with veldspar.
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Marchocias
Silent Ninja's
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:31:00 -
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Er... best of luck! ---- Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*coughcough*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr!! |

SiJira
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:31:00 -
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sending more veldspar to the veldspar almighty so that he does not devour your entity after removing your ship Trashed sig, Shark was here |

Asestorian
Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:32:00 -
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How can you make profit off of a dread fitted with mining lasers? It's worth is in it's uniqueness and provenance.
You're probably just a terrible troll :|
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Originally by: CCP Atropos Destiny Balls
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Gabrialle
Amarr Sanctuary Logistical Industries Inc
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:33:00 -
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confirming that i will be on hand to remote rep chribba mighty veldnaught should he so require (and loot/salvage the remains of the concorded suigank fleet )
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:38:00 -
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Let's see. Either the OP is jeleous, or the OP is running a scheme to get alot of cheap loot from all wrecks after attempting this suicide attack.
Either way, quite tragic. 
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Nuclear Warrior
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:39:00 -
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Originally by: Asestorian How can you make profit off of a dread fitted with mining lasers? It's worth is in it's uniqueness and provenance.
You're probably just a terrible troll :|
Its a metaphorical profit. The ship is worth more than EVE itself by Chribba's own reckoning. By my calculations, it would take just 7000 battleships to pop a dreadnaught before the Concord response, averaging at 10 seconds.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:40:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth Let's see. Either the OP is jeleous, or the OP is running a scheme to get alot of cheap loot from all wrecks after attempting this suicide attack.
Either way, quite tragic. 
You'd be surprised at what happens in newb corps (not all are newbs)
Voluntold, New Webcomic
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Nova Fox
Gallente Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:40:00 -
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Ill bring out a maxed out heavy logistics dominix to keep him going while concord blows you all up.
Pre Order your Sisters of Eve ship today |

Crackuji
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:40:00 -
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One does not simply walk into Amarr
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Nuclear Warrior
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:45:00 -
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Originally by: Nova Fox Ill bring out a maxed out heavy logistics dominix to keep him going while concord blows you all up.
You will try but the U.F.F.F.A.T.V.M (United Freedom Fighting Force Against Tyrannical Veldspar Mining) will prevail against your false God and the support of his facist regime.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:47:00 -
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Edited by: Karrade Krise on 08/01/2009 22:48:19 In Chribbas' Veldnaught, Veldspar Mine You.
Voluntold, New Webcomic
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Serapo Petrotestes
Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:48:00 -
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Originally by: Nuclear Warrior
Its a metaphorical profit. The ship is worth more than EVE itself by Chribba's own reckoning. By my calculations, it would take just 7000 battleships to pop a dreadnaught before the Concord response, averaging at 10 seconds.
And how do you plan to overcome the lag and node crash that 7000 pilots local plus drones and concord response would cause?
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Gnomes Rock
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:49:00 -
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Originally by: Crackuji One does not simply walk into Amarr
You do when you have 7000 battleships. |

Nuclear Warrior
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:49:00 -
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Originally by: Serapo Petrotestes
Originally by: Nuclear Warrior
Its a metaphorical profit. The ship is worth more than EVE itself by Chribba's own reckoning. By my calculations, it would take just 7000 battleships to pop a dreadnaught before the Concord response, averaging at 10 seconds.
And how do you plan to overcome the lag and node crash that 7000 pilots local plus drones and concord response would cause?
Either stagger the attack, or ask CCP nicely for server resources and push stackless IO to the limit? |

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:50:00 -
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The problem with the remote-rep comments is that the highsec caps are not allowed to be used in combat.
Wardec Chribba and he won't undock in it, to respect that rule. Try suicide gank him and you are the aggressor. Try to remote rep him and CCP will instantly see a problem as it's borderlining on rules. The effect on that can go in different directions.
Either CCP could take the easy route and remove the high sec caps to avoid stuff like this, and the jeleous dude wins/Chribba loses, and is a small tragedy in itself (having caps in highsec as novelty items, is a display of mistakes CCP have done, like the guardian-vexor etc).
Or they might have alot of people that was involved in a combat activity they don't accept per rules, so they'll have some options here. Short ban/warning on those that remote rep Chribba? On the suicide attackers (highly unlikely, being sandbox game etc). Or fix the remote repping, as that's been discussed anyway as something being (ab)used in empire wars etc?
Either way it goes, it's most likely CCP would just remove all high sec caps to avoid stuff like this, and the losers will be Chribba, those who like novelty items, the community to a regard, etc. And the winner will be the griefer. Don't get me wrong, I love killing nubs in lowsec and I have suicide ganked people in Jita. But this would be a big loss for the game as a whole, imho, as it would provoke CCP to fix things they havn't.
Oh, I mentioned two alternatives before; That he is jeleous, or want to profit of the loot/salvage from suicide attackers. Well, it could very well be a third option, troll, and in that case he already got what he wanted out of this.  |

Glengrant
TOHA Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:50:00 -
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OP is small-minded - or funny. ;-) |

Nuclear Warrior
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:56:00 -
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Edited by: Nuclear Warrior on 08/01/2009 22:57:20
Originally by: Misanth The problem with the remote-rep comments is that the highsec caps are not allowed to be used in combat.
Wardec Chribba and he won't undock in it, to respect that rule. Try suicide gank him and you are the aggressor. Try to remote rep him and CCP will instantly see a problem as it's borderlining on rules. The effect on that can go in different directions.
Either CCP could take the easy route and remove the high sec caps to avoid stuff like this, and the jeleous dude wins/Chribba loses, and is a small tragedy in itself (having caps in highsec as novelty items, is a display of mistakes CCP have done, like the guardian-vexor etc).
Or they might have alot of people that was involved in a combat activity they don't accept per rules, so they'll have some options here. Short ban/warning on those that remote rep Chribba? On the suicide attackers (highly unlikely, being sandbox game etc). Or fix the remote repping, as that's been discussed anyway as something being (ab)used in empire wars etc?
Either way it goes, it's most likely CCP would just remove all high sec caps to avoid stuff like this, and the losers will be Chribba, those who like novelty items, the community to a regard, etc. And the winner will be the griefer. Don't get me wrong, I love killing nubs in lowsec and I have suicide ganked people in Jita. But this would be a big loss for the game as a whole, imho, as it would provoke CCP to fix things they havn't.
Oh, I mentioned two alternatives before; That he is jeleous, or want to profit of the loot/salvage from suicide attackers. Well, it could very well be a third option, troll, and in that case he already got what he wanted out of this. 
To simply 'remove' the capital would not satisfy the vengeance of the thousands of KM3 that monstrosity has devoured. Death is the only course of vindication and retribution.
I have invested 100's of millions of ISK into opening orphanges for the poor units of veldspar that were left in the wake of the veldnaughts genocidal rampage through the innocent denzeins of the belts of Amarr.
To support the Veldnaught is to support facism. And you dont want to be like ****** (someone very naughty who rhymes with spittler), do you? |

Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.08 22:56:00 -
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Something strange is in the air...Chribba has visited several threads...yet has ignored this one so far...interresting. I must dig deep. Watson! To the Batmobile! |

Gone'Postal
Aztec Industry
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Posted - 2009.01.08 23:05:00 -
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If someone were to do this, Chances of Eve-Files being taken off-line soon afterwards ?
Got Mine?
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Bo'Tox
Amarr Arkor Inc
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Posted - 2009.01.08 23:05:00 -
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Originally by: Karrade Krise Something strange is in the air...Chribba has visited several threads...yet has ignored this one so far...interresting. I must dig deep. Watson! To the Batmobile!
I concurr..
I suspect that Nuclear Warrior is Chribba's alt and he wants to salvage Battleships to build a second Veldnaught in high sec...
Remember: Its not paranoia if everyone IS out to get you!
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rValdez5987
Amarr 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2009.01.08 23:05:00 -
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Originally by: Gnomes Rock Edited by: Gnomes Rock on 08/01/2009 22:49:46
Originally by: Crackuji One does not simply walk into Amarr
You do when you have 7000 battleships.
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And how do you plan to overcome the lag and node crash that 7000 pilots local plus drones and concord response would cause?
Aslong as everyone remembers to F1, the concord response would be irrelevant. 
The Jovians will save Chribba. Im sure of it.
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Nuclear Warrior
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Posted - 2009.01.08 23:08:00 -
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Upon asking through various channels I have reached an almighty 3 signatures. 0.043% of the way there. only 6997 more and our oppressive hate mongering overlord will plague us no longer.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.08 23:10:00 -
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Originally by: Nuclear Warrior Upon asking through various channels I have reached an almighty 3 signatures. 0.043% of the way there. only 6997 more and our oppressive hate mongering overlord will plague us no longer.
You're putting points into your delusion skill arn't you?
Voluntold, New Webcomic
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Tandin
The Knights Templar Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.01.08 23:11:00 -
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Edited by: Tandin on 08/01/2009 23:12:46
Originally by: rValdez5987 The Jovians will save Chribba. Im sure of it.
They won't have to. Half the 0.0 alliances in the game would rally to his defense if such and attack were to be attempted. There's far too much respect and gratitude to Chribba for his services in and out of game to see such a tragedy occur.
Who do you noobs think runs Eve-files.com and other sites?
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Lui Kai
Better Than You
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Posted - 2009.01.08 23:13:00 -
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While I acknowledge that the OP is meant as a joke...\
Chribba is the one person that half of eve would come out to defend if he so needed it. I doubt you'd be able to find 10 people (who knew him) that were seriously willing to say something bad about him, much less attack what has become an Eve institution. 7000 willing to do so would be on the far side of absurd. :p ----------------
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2009.01.08 23:14:00 -
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Umm err, Veldspar?
Pew-pew, sad panda.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.08 23:14:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba Umm err, Veldspar?
Pew-pew, sad panda.
First after Chribba!
Voluntold, New Webcomic
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