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Narragansett
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:14:00 -
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Hello, mortals. I, the great Narragansett, purveyor, creator and high Lord of the Jita system wish to bid you welcome.
I have opened my system up to you, you may use it for your trading or whatever it is you mortals do. But, never forget- Ultimately you answer to your God-Emperor and your God-Emperor only. Your true loyalty must lie with Narragansett above all else. Corporations and alliances will crumble, but Narragansett is eternal.
Some may say that this is an example of "roleplaying". No. Narragansett does not play any other role than that of Narragansett, the great God-Emperor of Jita. It is no act, no ruse, no pathetic attempt or bid for your attention.
Only Narragansett.
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings
Echelon.
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:17:00 -
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*Looks through phrases in notepad & randomly selects one*
FUK U DIK!
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:18:00 -
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 Originally by: Kirra Liu
*Looks through phrases in notepad & randomly selects one*
FUK U DIK!
Quotin dis.
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Narragansett
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:18:00 -
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Originally by: Kirra Liu
*Looks through phrases in notepad & randomly selects one*
FUK U DIK!
Your foolish insults amuse Narragansett.
Narragansett does not enjoy being amused.
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Eran Laude
Gallente
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:19:00 -
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Hai guize wats goin on in heer? 
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rValdez5987
Amarr
32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:20:00 -
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You put beer in the soda stream? what?
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Battleclash
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:22:00 -
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Is it national lame thread day today. Surfing 4 message boards and absolutely nothing good going on.
Originally by: Vladimir Ilych
Stupidity is universal.
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Narragansett
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:24:00 -
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Originally by: Battleclash
Is it national lame thread day today. Surfing 4 message boards and absolutely nothing good going on.
Narragansett suggests exiting your spaceship every once in a while and having contact with real people.
Narragansett the mighty God emperor and Lord purveyor of Jita, has spoken.
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TimMc
Gallente
Brutal Deliverance
OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:28:00 -
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Edited by: TimMc on 15/01/2009 00:28:05
Originally by: Narragansett
Originally by: Battleclash
Is it national lame thread day today. Surfing 4 message boards and absolutely nothing good going on.
Narragansett suggests exiting your spaceship every once in a while and having contact with real people.
TimMc suggests that the "God-Emperor" does the same.
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings
Echelon.
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:28:00 -
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Originally by: Battleclash
Is it national lame thread day today. Surfing 4 message boards and absolutely nothing good going on.
Plenty of decent threads,
Here
Here
And, Here
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Narragansett
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:30:00 -
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Originally by: TimMc
Edited by: TimMc on 15/01/2009 00:28:05
Originally by: Narragansett
Originally by: Battleclash
Is it national lame thread day today. Surfing 4 message boards and absolutely nothing good going on.
Narragansett suggests exiting your spaceship every once in a while and having contact with real people.
TimMc suggests that the "God-Emperor" does the same.
Narragansett is omnipresent. Narragansett is within and outside of all ships, all beings, all things.
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings
Echelon.
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:32:00 -
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Originally by: Narragansett
Originally by: TimMc
Edited by: TimMc on 15/01/2009 00:28:05
Originally by: Narragansett
Originally by: Battleclash
Is it national lame thread day today. Surfing 4 message boards and absolutely nothing good going on.
Narragansett suggests exiting your spaceship every once in a while and having contact with real people.
TimMc suggests that the "God-Emperor" does the same.
Narragansett is a Tosser
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Battleclash
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:32:00 -
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Originally by: Narragansett
Originally by: Battleclash
Is it national lame thread day today. Surfing 4 message boards and absolutely nothing good going on.
Narragansett suggests exiting your spaceship every once in a while and having contact with real people.
Narragansett the mighty God emperor and Lord purveyor of Jita, has spoken.
Battleclash thinks his manager will be upset should he suddenly up and leave work to go to the bar.
Battleclash also thinks Narragansett should follow his own advice. |
The Lopper
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:32:00 -
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Originally by: Narragansett
Narragansett suggests exiting your spaceship every once in a while and having contact with real people.
this coming from someone calling them self the mighty God emperor and Lord purveyor of Jita |
Narragansett
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:38:00 -
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Originally by: The Lopper
Originally by: Narragansett
Narragansett suggests exiting your spaceship every once in a while and having contact with real people.
this coming from someone calling them self the mighty God emperor and Lord purveyor of Jita
Truth is in Narragansett's nature. If Narragansett claims he is God emperor and Lord purveyor of Jita, it is because it is so. |
No Homo
Gallente
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:43:00 -
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HAIL GOD-EMPEROR
*hails*
I'm humbled.
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Narragansett
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:47:00 -
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Originally by: No Homo
HAIL GOD-EMPEROR
*hails*
I'm humbled.
You will be rewarded for your dedication, loyal subject!
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Diek Ran
Amarr
Autonums
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:50:00 -
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Jita is Caldari. No concept of an emperor there.
Fail roleplay is fail. |
Narragansett
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:53:00 -
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Originally by: Diek Ran
Jita is Caldari. No concept of an emperor there.
Fail roleplay is fail.
Narragansett is not constrained by mortal concepts of "race" or "faction". Narragansett is above all.
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Lithyia Theia
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:54:00 -
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what about tankCEO? wanst he king of jita? |
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Battleclash
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Posted - 2009.01.15 00:55:00 -
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Originally by: No Homo
HAIL GOD-EMPEROR
*hails*
I'm humbled.
Battleclash spots that Narragansett is a goon alt and laughs heartely |
Hacra
Minmatar
Malicious Intentions
The Church.
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Posted - 2009.01.15 01:09:00 -
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[Relevant]I think wormholes makes you grow hair.[/Relevant] |
NightF0x
Gallente
Chicken Coup Raiders
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Posted - 2009.01.15 01:24:00 -
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Funny because I live on a street called Narragansett... |
Narragansett
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Posted - 2009.01.15 01:25:00 -
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Edited by: Narragansett on 15/01/2009 01:25:32
Originally by: NightF0x
Funny because I live on a street called Narragansett...
Many monuments to Narragansett exist in this realm and others.
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Grishius
Amarr
Celestial Janissaries
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.15 01:32:00 -
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All hail Narragansett, for I saw her might!
I didn't believe and refused to see, I deserved to be punished.
And She has set Her eye upon me and transformed Caracal Navy Issue I got from contract into regular Caracal.
Truly godly might She wields.
...and refuses to reimburse. |
Zaknussem
Caldari
Intrum Industria
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Posted - 2009.01.15 01:39:00 -
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Originally by: Narragansett
...the great God-Emperor of Jita...
SCAM FOR THE SCAM GOD!!! |
Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Insidious Existence
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.15 02:16:00 -
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Originally by: Lithyia Theia
what about tankCEO? wanst he king of jita?
The real tank got e-bayed or something, that position is vacant  |
Blastil
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Posted - 2009.01.15 02:18:00 -
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Edited by: Blastil on 15/01/2009 02:18:41
THIS IS JITAAAA! |
Grek Forto
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.01.15 02:20:00 -
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All hail your new emperor, Narragansett! All kneel and bathe in his divine glory!
Hallowed is Narragansett!
Hallowed is Narragansett!
Hallowed is Narragansett!
Hallowed is Narragansett! |
DasDizzy
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.01.15 02:48:00 -
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Jita wgah'nagl fhtagn
[SIG START]
Everything i say is the view of the rest of the eve cluster, IM THE PRESSDUDE FFS
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
CCP
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Posted - 2009.01.15 02:55:00 -
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Moved to IGS and cleaned of OOC posts. |
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Culmen
Caldari
Blood Phage Syndicate
R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2009.01.15 03:56:00 -
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HERETIC!
How dare you attempt to attract the worship that rightfully belongs to Chribba!
We must pray to compensate for your blasphemy!
Ave Chribba
Veldspar plena
Carebear tecum
Benidicta tu in PC
Et benidictus fructus ventri tuis, trit
Sancta Chribba, Mater Veldspar
Ora pro nobis peccatoribus,
nunc, et in hora ganking nostrae.
Veldspar |
Gangus
Minmatar
Matari BackBone
Fate Weavers
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Posted - 2009.01.15 04:02:00 -
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Meep chuzwozzer boingtacular.
I fully support/endorse this product and/or service.
Gangus
Fool Among Fools
Matari BackBone |
Stitcher
Caldari
legion of qui
Southern Connection
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Posted - 2009.01.15 07:56:00 -
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...
This must be Thursday.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays... |
Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.01.15 08:08:00 -
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Was there any recent accident with nerve gas in Jita? I'm starting to have my suspicions. Or perhaps Aria is more right than I had initially feared. |
BloodBird
Gallente
Duty.
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Posted - 2009.01.15 08:47:00 -
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Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath
Was there any recent accident with nerve gas in Jita? I'm starting to have my suspicions. Or perhaps Aria is more right than I had initially feared.
Most likely she isn't. some of us are jsut nut-cases, or fools, if you like.
Yes, Fools will do.
Freelancer - SAI |
samuel Aroq
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.15 08:50:00 -
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Thats it.. that is IT
The spam filter have failed me for the last time.
First the horrid book smut books and now this.
*sighs and walks away from screen
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Nuuskur
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2009.01.15 09:23:00 -
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Originally by: Grishius
All hail Narragansett, for I saw her might!
I didn't believe and refused to see, I deserved to be punished.
And She has set Her eye upon me and transformed Caracal Navy Issue I got from contract into regular Caracal.
Truly godly might She wields.
...and refuses to reimburse.
Hrrmmh.
An amusing jest, but dangerously close to...
Well you are Amarr, you should know better.
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Violet Ju'wien
Minmatar
Crimson Corsairs
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Posted - 2009.01.15 10:02:00 -
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This makes Meb look sane.
I mean, the other Meb.
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Inara Subaka
Caldari
the united
Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.01.15 10:47:00 -
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Originally by: Stitcher
...
This must be Thursday.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays...
Is that what it is? I was beginning to think they got their hands on a bad batch of Mindflood, or maybe put more Drop than they could handle on their cloth... The sheer amount of insanity being broadcast is mind boggling.
Narragansett, I recommend a clone transfer as soon as possible. If you have not taken the time to acquire the usage of a proper Jump body, please just make sure your medical facilities are ready to accept the full transfer and visit one of Rancer's Clone Reactivation Agents, if you catch me wired in to my pod I'll be more than happy to assist you in your recovery. I say this in hopes that this dementia is being brought on by some type of chemical or physical malady with your current clone, if it's deeper rooted than that... Well, there are doctors looking into the cause and treatment of cases like yours. |
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Thuul'Khalat
Gallente
Veto.
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Posted - 2009.01.15 11:26:00 -
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Has Coreli Corp restarted booster production lately?
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Need a new signature? |
Verone
Gallente
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.01.15 18:42:00 -
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Originally by: Violet Ju'wien
This makes Meb look sane.
I mean, the other Meb.
Out of interest, where is she anyway?
\o/ EON FICTION WRITER OF THE YEAR! \o/
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |
Nareg Maxence
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.16 09:35:00 -
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Originally by: Thuul'Khalat
Has Coreli Corp restarted booster production lately?
Like you wouldn't know.. |
Davlos
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2009.01.16 10:21:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen
HERETIC!
How dare you attempt to attract the worship that rightfully belongs to Chribba!
We must pray to compensate for your blasphemy!
Ave Chribba
Veldspar plena
Carebear tecum
Benidicta tu in PC
Et benidictus fructus ventri tuis, trit
Sancta Chribba, Mater Veldspar
Ora pro nobis peccatoribus,
nunc, et in hora ganking nostrae.
Veldspar
I have to admit, this is one of the greatest works of art I've ever seen in a long, long time. |
Violet Ju'wien
Minmatar
Crimson Corsairs
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Posted - 2009.01.16 12:53:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
Out of interest, where is she anyway?
You're more likely to know than me. Didn't you employ her?
To be honest with you though, she did say something about going into exile and I have noticed her on the Summit rambling away. I think she's fallen in with an even worse crowd than your pirating lot. Those Slacker Industries look like a cult or something.
If you hear from her before I do, could you get her to contact me? I don't want to see her fall into madness like this guy.
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Scarlet Pimpdaddy
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.01.19 11:07:00 -
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Originally by: Narragansett
I need to get out more.
Fixed. |
Nathaniel Hull
Caldari
808 Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.01.20 09:24:00 -
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DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!!!!! HAIL HORUS HAIL HORUS HAIL HORUS!
teehee let the galaxy burn.
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Gottii
Minmatar
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.01.21 09:13:00 -
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Great, yet another Sani Sabik fanatic...
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.21 18:18:00 -
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Originally by: Gottii
Great, yet another Sani Sabik fanatic...
Woah! Easy with your slander! Megalomaniac does not necessarily mean Sani Sabik.
Sure we have a few crackpots on the roster, but the majority of Sani Sabik believers know that their power is only there to be given up to the privileged elite above them. We have ritual practices (not to be mistaken with OCD) and strict tenets of belief.
Sometimes, a madman is a madman. I'm quite sick of Sani Sabik being bandied about as if any old nutjob is one! 
And Violet, sis, there's a reason I'm ignoring you. But Ethan, dear, I'm sorry I've not been in contact much. I have no doubt you're doing well with dear Yokobear beside you to look after you 
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Orun Erajen
Gallente
The Cult of Aenebra
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Posted - 2009.01.22 10:44:00 -
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Why would anyone want to be God-Emperor of such an accursed place as Jita?
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Orun Erajen
Now I Am Free |
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari
Naqam
Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.01.22 12:15:00 -
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Oh wonderful Jita, trade capitol of the wretched prison they call high-security space. What kind of nutcase would want to live there, let alone rule the place? |
Maximus Leland
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Posted - 2009.01.23 00:09:00 -
[52]
There is something terribly, terribly wrong with this man. |
Ianto Sereg
Gallente
Wolf Mining
Caveo Lupus
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Posted - 2009.01.23 02:51:00 -
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Originally by: Orun Erajen
Why would anyone want to be God-Emperor of such an accursed place as Jita?
Heh, if I owned Jita and Hell, I'd rent out Jita and live in Hell.
Enjoy it, Lord Whackadoo |
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