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InSession Amarr Shuugouteki	Posted - 2009.02.02 04:06:00 - [1] For about a month now we have been at war with United Freemen Alliance. We were hired by a disgruntled member of the people of Airaken who was destroyed by a rag tag group of cronies flying the UFA banner. The said individual was harmlessly piloting his industrial vessel full of luscious officer/faction/deadspace loot through the void of lowsec. Before anyone jumps to any conclusions United Freemen Alliance has a strict policy of anti-piracy, however, these three individuals broke their constitution and shot upon one of Airaken's mightiest of traders. The said trader then hired us, Shuugouteki to declare war and wreak havoc upon the mighty United Freemen Alliance, inhabitants of the prized system of K25-XD in the ever so rich region of Geminate. Harbored by the now legendary KIA Alliance who replaced Mercenary Coalition as the "New Merc Kids On Teh Block" UFA has taken a severe beating from our mixed timezone, corporation of 15 people who descends from the crappiest and most fail of alliances such as Razor, RK, SMASH, and Tri. Shuugouteki and it's contractor have demanded the amount of 1 billion ISK from UFA for damages upon Airaken's greatest economical mind. Their diplomat has insisted that this is a false accusation, however we and the rest of Airaken know otherwise. United Freemen Alliance, this is an open declaration of your failular to abide by your own constitution that was drafted and put into effect on Decemeber 7th, 2008. I quote from the document under Section V, Article I - "Piracy is a belligerent action that is to not be tolerated within the federation. Any act of piracy will be dealt with swiftly and thoroughly." Shuugouteki demands that you follow your own constitution, and pay our beloved member of the community of Airaken his ISK. If you fail to follow through, this war will continue. We will force your alliance to form your 20-30 man blob to combat our 3-5 men in Airaken at approximately 22:00-00:00 EVE Time continuously for the next 50 days if our client is not compensated for his loss. I expect your fine alliance to fix what it has done wrong. Thank you, Regards, InSession - CEO of Shuugouteki // Diplomat of Airaken
Nadir Shabbaz Minmatar Shuugouteki	Posted - 2009.02.02 04:06:00 - [2] Edited by: Nadir Shabbaz on 02/02/2009 04:08:45 First! I love killing UFA blobs when they don't run from our 5 guys =) Camp breaks are funnest. Video montage coming soon to "My EvE" Forum.
Shiela Caldari Shuugouteki	Posted - 2009.02.02 04:07:00 - [3] Edited by: Shiela on 02/02/2009 04:12:51 Second! They run away unless they have 3-1 odds then wonder why we don't fight. But we did dec them, so I guess what goes around....
reip cage Amarr THE INTERNET.	Posted - 2009.02.02 04:21:00 - [4] You should totally jump into BWF and reipcage their towers
Nadir Shabbaz Minmatar Shuugouteki	Posted - 2009.02.02 04:24:00 - [5] Originally by: reip cage You should totally jump into BWF and reipcage their towers and lose 90% of our target base? Eh maybe later.
InSession Amarr Shuugouteki	Posted - 2009.02.02 04:24:00 - [6] Originally by: reip cage You should totally jump into BWF and reipcage their towers That would be a fantastic idea, however the shear prowess of the supreme UFA/TCF/KIA fleet is a bit intimidating. Not to boot our crap gang of assault frigates can't particular repel fire of that magnitude.
reip cage Amarr THE INTERNET.	Posted - 2009.02.02 04:33:00 - [7] Originally by: InSession Originally by: reip cage You should totally jump into BWF and reipcage their towers That would be a fantastic idea, however the shear prowess of the supreme UFA/TCF/KIA fleet is a bit intimidating. Not to boot our crap gang of assault frigates can't particular repel fire of that magnitude. Send your client to THE INTERNET., we can negotiate UFA's unconditional surrender as the true owners of regions such as the one you're referring to.
Nadir Shabbaz Minmatar Shuugouteki	Posted - 2009.02.02 04:36:00 - [8] Originally by: reip cage Originally by: InSession Originally by: reip cage You should totally jump into BWF and reipcage their towers That would be a fantastic idea, however the shear prowess of the supreme UFA/TCF/KIA fleet is a bit intimidating. Not to boot our crap gang of assault frigates can't particular repel fire of that magnitude. Send your client to THE INTERNET., we can negotiate UFA's unconditional surrender as the true owners of regions such as the one you're referring to. I too am the true owner of the regions we are referring to.
Grarr Dexx Amarr Divinity's Edge	Posted - 2009.02.02 04:52:00 - [9] How do you pronounce that? Shoo - gow - teeki?
Lucifer demon Caldari Purify United Freemen Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.02 04:53:00 - [10] I'm here to confirm and support all written in this thread, except for most of it.
Dastycakes Caldari THE INTERNET.	Posted - 2009.02.02 04:56:00 - [11] If you are killin napmonkeys then you're cool with me. Give em hell boys!
Lucifer demon Caldari Purify United Freemen Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.02 05:09:00 - [12] I'm here to support and confirm that UFA is a major NAP monkey, except for the few small alliances we are red to like BoB & GBC, Goons, RA, AAA, Solar Fleet, Legion of xXDeathXx,
Nadir Shabbaz Minmatar Shuugouteki	Posted - 2009.02.02 05:10:00 - [13] Edited by: Nadir Shabbaz on 02/02/2009 05:11:44 Edited by: Nadir Shabbaz on 02/02/2009 05:10:34 Originally by: Lucifer demon I'm here to support and confirm that UFA is a major NAP monkey, except for the few small alliances we are red to like BoB & GBC, Goons, RA, AAA, Solar Fleet, Legion of xXDeathXx, all of which you never kill. amirite? EDIT: Pronounced Shuu-GO-techi =)
Dastycakes Caldari THE INTERNET.	Posted - 2009.02.02 05:11:00 - [14] Originally by: Lucifer demon I'm here to support and confirm that UFA is a major NAP monkey, except for the few small alliances we are red to like BoB & GBC, Goons, RA, AAA, Solar Fleet, Legion of xXDeathXx, if the NC keeps gettin spanked by superfriends, you will be napping RA, Goons, Solar and Legion pretty soon. I'm not trollin, i been in your shoes. Its the way of the NC.
Lucifer demon Caldari Purify United Freemen Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.02 05:16:00 - [15] Quote: all of which you never kill. amirite? I am here to support and confirm we have never killed any of the alliances we are red to, except for the ones on our killboard like RA today.
Threadnaught Caldari THE INTERNET.	Posted - 2009.02.02 05:26:00 - [16] I read that and could not tell whether you guys are serious, or just roleplaying...
Nadir Shabbaz Minmatar Shuugouteki	Posted - 2009.02.02 05:32:00 - [17] Edited by: Nadir Shabbaz on 02/02/2009 05:34:57 Originally by: Threadnaught I read that and could not tell whether you guys are serious, or just roleplaying... why would we not be serious? Originally by: Lucifer Demon I am here to support and confirm we have never killed any of the alliances we are red to, except for the ones on our killboard like RA today. Ya the ones you have all the losses from passing travelers from and some blob kills occasionally. Pet alliance not admitting to being a pet, typical.
rValdez5987 Amarr 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.	Posted - 2009.02.02 05:57:00 - [18] Originally by: InSession Edited by: InSession on 02/02/2009 04:41:28 Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. For about a month now we have been at war with United Freemen Alliance. We were hired by a disgruntled member of the people of Airaken who was destroyed by a rag tag group of cronies flying the UFA banner. The said individual was harmlessly piloting his industrial vessel full of luscious officer/faction/deadspace loot through the void of lowsec. Before anyone jumps to any conclusions United Freemen Alliance has a strict policy of anti-piracy, however, these three individuals broke their constitution and shot upon one of Airaken's mightiest of traders. The said trader then hired us, Shuugouteki to declare war and wreak havoc upon the mighty United Freemen Alliance, inhabitants of the prized system of K25-XD in the ever so rich region of Geminate. Harbored by the now legendary KIA Alliance who replaced Mercenary Coalition as the "New Merc Kids On Teh Block" UFA has taken a severe beating from our mixed timezone, corporation of 15 people who descends from the crappiest and most fail of alliances such as Razor, RK, SMASH, and Tri. Shuugouteki and it's contractor have demanded the amount of 1 billion ISK from UFA for damages upon Airaken's greatest economical mind. Their diplomat has insisted that this is a false accusation, however we and the rest of Airaken know otherwise. United Freemen Alliance, this is an open declaration of your failular to abide by your own constitution that was drafted and put into effect on Decemeber 7th, 2008. I quote from the document under Section V, Article I - "Piracy is a belligerent action that is to not be tolerated within the federation. Any act of piracy will be dealt with swiftly and thoroughly." Shuugouteki demands that you follow your own constitution, and pay our beloved member of the community of Airaken his ISK. If you fail to follow through, this war will continue. We will force your alliance to form your 20-30 man blob to combat our 3-5 men in Airaken at approximately 22:00-00:00 EVE Time continuously for the next 50 days if our client is not compensated for his loss. I expect your fine alliance to fix what it has done wrong. Thank you, Regards, InSession - CEO of Shuugouteki // Diplomat of Airaken ALL HAIL BRITANNIA! oh wait, I saw constitution, and um...... Ill get my coat.
MikeG Caldari Shuugouteki	Posted - 2009.02.02 08:37:00 - [19] REPENT UFA............and I shall set you free
Scagga Laebetrovo Minmatar Ammatar Free Corps	Posted - 2009.02.02 08:40:00 - [20] Nice form, I wish we'd get a few more like this, and a few more Jihad-swarmeque ones too.
Minigin Caldari Trinity Corp	Posted - 2009.02.02 09:31:00 - [21] i for one... will not rest; till justice be done!
Doswidanja Amarr Black Pants Legion	Posted - 2009.02.02 09:33:00 - [22] Edited by: Doswidanja on 02/02/2009 09:34:34 ITT fat blokes with robes and wizard hats
Ni Gaplees Minmatar Universal Business Systems	Posted - 2009.02.02 10:19:00 - [23] do you liek anime shuugoetki ^_________________^"?
MikeG Caldari Shuugouteki	Posted - 2009.02.02 11:18:00 - [24] Originally by: Ni Gaplees do you liek anime shuugoetki ^_________________^"? Mebbe Do Unto Others Before They Do It To You
Schev Minmatar Shuugouteki	Posted - 2009.02.02 11:56:00 - [25] I would just like to state the following: "UFA are fail" It is moto for the next 50 days, a showcase of fail-ness condensed into one sentence. Should you be looking for "the fail" in the latter sentence, fail in its true sense may be identifified not in the word "fail", but rather in the word "UFA". And no, I don't like anime. I'm more into Happy Tree Friends.
Gendril Caldari Purify United Freemen Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.02 14:26:00 - [26] We do not pay ransom to anyone. That said we like the Pew Pew, its good and since you are so kind as not to provide any evidence of an attack by any of our members against this said "trade tycoon" i would personally like to thank you for provided our pilots with entertainment in the form of glorious pewpew ... and its awesome we don't have to fly 20 jumps to get a fight. Besides that UFA is strictly NRDS in low sec and still operates as anti pirates although come to 0.0 and we are like every other 0.0 alliance in regards to who we shoot (NBSI). Now please return to the normal banter in CAOD Gendril UFA XO Ps. Am i right in the fact that this post is really just an advert? You want more work ? Come on be honest man this war isn't really worth using CAODs time on apart from some publicity.
Schev Minmatar Shuugouteki	Posted - 2009.02.02 14:33:00 - [27] I am pretty sure you're members are getting a blast out of having their ships toasted on a daily basis :)
Ventro69 Caldari Manson Family United Freemen Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.02 15:36:00 - [28] LOL, "war on terror".... I suspect we're dealing with Goon alts.
Jericho Taurus Caldari THE IRIS United Freemen Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.02 17:12:00 - [29] It's all good fun, and like Gendril, our mighty leader stated, we are like the US government, we dont negotiate with terrorists. Also, provide killmail as proof?
Jericho Taurus Caldari THE IRIS United Freemen Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.02 17:13:00 - [30] Originally by: Lucifer demon I'm here to support and confirm that UFA is a major NAP monkey, except for the few small alliances we are red to like BoB & GBC, Goons, RA, AAA, Solar Fleet, Legion of xXDeathXx, To quote Michael Weels ... UFA is an absolutely horrendeous fail alliance, and should not aspire to anything but to keep on failing ^^

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