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Smee1
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Posted - 2009.02.06 21:55:00 -
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Dear United
As you are aware... our relationship was terminated due to a fundamental breakdown in trust, honour and integrity on your part. Your continued complete lack of respect to the Directorship and certain members of NSPTA as well as assorted lies spread about our conduct by your directorate shows an imbecilic lack of respect for others and utter disrespect for your own pilots.
However, we are willing to forgive these transgressions if the following conditions are met:
By the date of Saturday the 21st of February in the Year of Our Lord 2009 all Negative Ten pilots and assets are to have been removed from Rancer.
Alternatively, Rancer becomes a Vassaldom of Neo Spartans, a monthly tithe of the following goods will be expected:
5 Billion ISK
50 Prostitutes
5000 Exotic Dancers
5000 Units of Tobacco
5000 Units of Spirits
50 X-Rated Holoreels
If neither of these conditions are met by the date stated...We will crush your ships, hear the lamentations of your women and see you driven before us.
Regards
Larkonis Trassler
CEO Neo Spartans Corporation
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.06 21:58:00 -
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I think you posted with the wrong character, it makes you look a bit foolish tbh
also first |
Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.06 22:15:00 -
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Wat?
This will be dealt with. |
Garvi
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.06 22:16:00 -
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Wat?
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Dawts
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2009.02.06 22:22:00 -
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The OP has good ideas. I like where his mind is at.
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.06 22:24:00 -
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 Originally by: Dawts
The OP has good ideas. I like where his mind is at.
It's just baffling, frankly
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Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you. |
Thann Starlinbow
Minmatar
Slacker Industries
The Boat Violencing Initiative
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Posted - 2009.02.06 22:52:00 -
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wat
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.02.06 22:58:00 -
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Originally by: Dawts
The OP has good ideas. I like where his mind is at.
Where were you when I took over Dodixie? Is it because it was in Empire Space?
We're Recruiting! |
Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.02.06 23:13:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Originally by: Dawts
The OP has good ideas. I like where his mind is at.
Where were you when I took over Dodixie? Is it because it was in Empire Space?
Seriously, someday i'm gonna invade Dodixie.
Alone.
In an Ibis.
With Lasers.
And then we'll see if you can counter such a threat.
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.02.06 23:27:00 -
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Originally by: Concorduck
Seriously, someday i'm gonna invade Dodixie.
Alone.
In an Ibis.
With Lasers.
And then we'll see if you can counter such a threat.
I'll bring my (checking my hangar) Impairor.
We're Recruiting! |
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.02.06 23:28:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Originally by: Concorduck
Seriously, someday i'm gonna invade Dodixie.
Alone.
In an Ibis.
With Lasers.
And then we'll see if you can counter such a threat.
I'll bring my (checking my hangar) Impairor.
a FAIR fight?
NEVER!!!
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Azuse
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.02.07 00:08:00 -
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Regardless of the reasoning, i like his demands 
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Rawrior
Gallente
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.07 00:12:00 -
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0.o?
Owing to lack of Eve-related content, signature removed. If you would like to discuss this, please mail [email protected] - Mitnal |
Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.07 00:57:00 -
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Didn't read the OP but the united are gay and are basically muffin factory v2  Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.07 00:57:00 -
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I've decided to post with this smilie in pretty much every post tonight Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.07 01:04:00 -
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Confirming ill be the character recieving the isk/prostitutes |
Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.07 01:20:00 -
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Reasonable demands... |
Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Divinity's Edge
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Posted - 2009.02.07 02:40:00 -
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I'd pay tbqfh
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
Mean Coalition
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Posted - 2009.02.07 02:45:00 -
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Will this be dealt with?
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2
WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
CCP
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Posted - 2009.02.07 03:01:00 -
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Cleaned.
Please reply constructively.
Mitnal
Community Representative
CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.07 03:10:00 -
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*YAWWWN*
If anyone mentions popcorn I swear I'm going to friggin' "butter" it for them...
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Chelou
Gallente
8 Apostles Inc.
Cute Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.07 05:15:00 -
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If this isn't a troll you spartans will going to be owned by united ...so hf failing
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.07 05:25:00 -
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Hi Mr United alt. I find it heartily amusing that you have poasted these ransom demands on Eve-O. Perhaps to curry favour with the unwashed masses of the forums or help raise monies for these demands.
But apparantly it's on now.
This will be dealt with. |
Chelou
Gallente
8 Apostles Inc.
Cute Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.07 05:31:00 -
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Edited by: Chelou on 07/02/2009 05:32:36
hmm...
so this was a troll ?!.. nice :D |
Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.07 05:46:00 -
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Originally by: Chelou
Edited by: Chelou on 07/02/2009 05:32:36
hmm...
so this was a troll ?!.. nice :D
Oh no, they are serious demands. Prostitutes are serious business.
BTW according to one United source it's on.
We are having fun atm in 0.0 engaging in some intense PVP (Player Vs Plex) and losing lots of ratting ships because we really suck tbh. |
Miney Prospector
Caldari
Noob Mercs
Atrocitas
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Posted - 2009.02.07 06:22:00 -
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I think some ****z about to get dealt with, yo.
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Leiara Knight
Gallente
The Oblivion Guard
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Posted - 2009.02.07 06:51:00 -
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Keep it real. |
Spaztick
Canadian Imperial Armaments
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2009.02.07 06:59:00 -
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And after all this time, I finally removed that annoying sentence in my signature.
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Capt Lothar
the united
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Posted - 2009.02.07 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: Smee1
Dear United
As you are aware...blah, blah, blah
Regards
Larkonis Trassler
CEO Neo Spartans Corporation
Dear Neo Spartans,
Go fk yourselves.
Regards,
Capt Lothar
Director, the united pirate corp. |
Anderson Williams
Gallente
Varion Galactic
Revolution Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.07 14:21:00 -
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Originally by: Capt Lothar
Originally by: Smee1
Dear United
As you are aware...blah, blah, blah
Regards
Larkonis Trassler
CEO Neo Spartans Corporation
Sorry I chuckled at this. Lark dont you think its a little unfair... the prostitutes? I mean with the economical decline in America right now... Hoes... is hard to get ahold of.
Dear Neo Spartans,
Go fk yourselves.
Regards,
Capt Lothar
Director, the united pirate corp.
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