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Mickey Simon Noir.	Posted - 2009.02.12 15:56:00 - [121] Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get. I don't think that's the case, but regardless I speak as an individual, not as a member of any affiliation. Meanwhile, on the other side of town . . .
Alowishus the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2009.02.12 16:13:00 - [122] Originally by: Shigsy Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get. Why did you turn off your corp ticker btw Was going to trade this char for another. But decided last night, after 5 years, I don't want anyone else to have it. /makes fart noise
Marc Isabel Noir.	Posted - 2009.02.12 20:03:00 - [123] Edited by: Marc Isabel on 12/02/2009 20:04:35 Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get. Speaking for myself: Yes, I am biased towards anyone who can fight proper PvP, instead of just bringing cannon fodder to a fight like you did /me grabs a towel. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Shigsy Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.12 21:22:00 - [124] Edited by: Shigsy on 12/02/2009 21:22:26 Originally by: Marc Isabel Edited by: Marc Isabel on 12/02/2009 20:04:35 Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get. Speaking for myself: Yes, I am biased towards anyone who can fight proper PvP, instead of just bringing cannon fodder to a fight like you did /me grabs a towel. haha epic burn i <3 you guys edit: lucky our setup on united worked where we lost a carrier to you but at least we baited them and killed some battleships. and pods, oh the pods were glorious
Karrade Krise Galatic P0RN Starz	Posted - 2009.02.12 22:42:00 - [125] Originally by: Shigsy lucky our setup on united worked where we lost a carrier to you but at least we baited them and killed some battleships. and pods, oh the pods were glorious Nice...All the denial of it being a setup and now you change your mind? There goes my respect for Neo... Apoctasy > unfortunately, Concord does not reimburse citizens for their own stupidity
Kaya Valda Caldari Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.12 23:12:00 - [126] Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Shigsy lucky our setup on united worked where we lost a carrier to you but at least we baited them and killed some battleships. and pods, oh the pods were glorious Nice...All the denial of it being a setup and now you change your mind? There goes my respect for Neo... lol. I wouldn't trust anything in this thread to be the truth. And no-one respects Shigsy - Read My Blog
Larkonis Trassler Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.12 23:38:00 - [127] Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Shigsy lucky our setup on united worked where we lost a carrier to you but at least we baited them and killed some battleships. and pods, oh the pods were glorious Nice...All the denial of it being a setup and now you change your mind? There goes my respect for Neo... I guess sarcasm doesn't transfer well across the internets. Also I have very little respect for Keanu Reeves anyway. This thread is rubbish. Let it die everyone. This will be dealt with.
mikeh24 The Flying Tigers	Posted - 2009.02.13 03:38:00 - [128] No let it live lark. You guys are making some good progress here
GeneralMartok the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2009.02.13 06:40:00 - [129] regards to worf/se7en... waiting for petition... was actually getting offline and had warped those 2 to POS prior to logoff this happened prior to you guys even entering miro... (as noted to my guys as me logging back into vent for the warning) nice catch on your part... but hopefully petition goes in my favor Hab SoSlI' Quch!
James Malice Gallente Coalition Of Resolution	Posted - 2009.02.13 06:46:00 - [130] Not letting a funny thread die. Well, not really funny... and it will die eventualy... it is a thread though, so I got one part right... Originally by: MooKids I like them, I have an elite rating in HULL TANKING! That is like saying I can block punches with my face.

Count MonteCarlo THE FINAL STAND	Posted - 2009.02.13 15:18:00 - [131] This dishonor will not escape the reach of my, Count MonteCarlo's ARM, I will personally see to it that neo spartans will draw their last breath within this month Count MonteCarlo frowns at the united and says, "dont worry, I Count MonteCarlo the fierce is here to help" the united looks up at Count MonteCarlo the fierce and says thank you, and smiles back, Count MonteCarlo's mood suddenly changes, he becomes angry and points his sword in the direction of the Neo Spartans, THIS WILL NOT STAND! Count MonteCarlo the fierce announces to all that attended this meeting that this will not stand Shigsy I can tell you from the dialuation of your pupils that you are a 17 year old that lives in Ireland, not even a man yet, I will put you in your place with the might of my Maelstrom AKA BIRD OF PREY Count MonteCarlo the fierceturns around and notices that The United is shocked, but relieved, one curious the united member approaches Count MonteCarlo the fierce and asks "Are you really going to bring the BIRD OF PREY?" Count MonteCarlo the fierce grinned, then looked upwards to the sky and pointed at his mighty MaelStrom that was only around 100 metres from the gathering Count MonteCarlo the fierce then turned around, after grinning at the BIRD OF PREY for what seemed to be eternity, and announced to the united, I WILL LEAD THE ATTACK, WE WILL VANQUISH OUR ENEMY, WE WILL BE TRIUMPHANT, NEO SPARTANS WILL FALL AND THE UNITED WILL RISE, THIS WILL BE THE END OF THE RANCER CONSTELATION AS WE KNOW IT Count MonteCarlo the fierce announces to all that attended the gathering that this will NOT STAND, and the Neo spartans will fall Count MonteCarlo smiles at his friends, the united, then smoke seeps from the rocks covering Count MonteCarlo the fierce, but leaving an outline of DEATH, CHAOS, INTEGRITY, MIGHT, TRUTH, HONOR, Count MonteCarlo is gone.. For the time being
William DeMeo Gallente Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.13 15:37:00 - [132] It's funny cuz we will win. Yarr
Count MonteCarlo THE FINAL STAND	Posted - 2009.02.13 15:40:00 - [133] Count MonteCarlo the fierce pulls GENOS OCCODIRE into this siege
Taram Caldar Noir.	Posted - 2009.02.13 15:41:00 - [134] Edited by: Taram Caldar on 13/02/2009 15:41:44 Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get. Showing respect for a foe who fights well in PVP is normal on these forums. Neo's have shown us they're worthy of our respect and so we are happy to give it to them. In both combat and in the way they handle themselves after combat, even when they lose they were worthy of respect. United has given us no reason to respect their pvp abilities or their personalities. Witness the nonsense you guys started over losing a battleship squad you brought to a fight where we had deployed to kill caps. Running around blaming Neo's for conspiring with us against you.... Seriously... why would we bother? We weren't having any trouble fulfilling our contract and it's against our policy to give aid to a target we've been contracted against. So your claims are not only baseless they're downright foolish. Clue: We weren't contracted to fight you. We were contracted against Neo's. Not our fault you chose to stick your nose into the fight and got it smashed flat. Even that would have been a respectable loss against us. We were there with a plan and knew you were likely to show and were ready to stomp you flat just as we did if you did show. Your actions afterward are what earned you most of our pilot's disdain. You showed no respect, even for your allies, which is just pathetic. My only regret is that I couldn't be on for the ops against Neos on the contract :( Darn fights all occurred during euro timezone :(
William DeMeo Gallente Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.13 15:43:00 - [135] Edited by: William DeMeo on 13/02/2009 15:43:46 Originally by: Taram Caldar Edited by: Taram Caldar on 13/02/2009 15:41:44 Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get. Showing respect for a foe who fights well in PVP is normal on these forums. Neo's have shown us they're worthy of our respect and so we are happy to give it to them. In both combat and in the way they handle themselves after combat, even when they lose they were worthy of respect. United has given us no reason to respect their pvp abilities or their personalities. Witness the nonsense you guys started over losing a battleship squad you brought to a fight where we had deployed to kill caps. Running around blaming Neo's for conspiring with us against you.... Seriously... why would we bother? We weren't having any trouble fulfilling our contract and it's against our policy to give aid to a target we've been contracted against. So your claims are not only baseless they're downright foolish. Clue: We weren't contracted to fight you. We were contracted against Neo's. Not our fault you chose to stick your nose into the fight and got it smashed flat. Even that would have been a respectable loss against us. We were there with a plan and knew you were likely to show and were ready to stomp you flat just as we did if you did show. Your actions afterward are what earned you most of our pilot's disdain. You showed no respect, even for your allies, which is just pathetic. My only regret is that I couldn't be on for the ops against Neos on the contract :( Darn fights all occurred during euro timezone :( Judging by your post you suck at pvp, we will surely defeat you. William DeMeo pulls "Noir" into this siege Yarr
Count MonteCarlo THE FINAL STAND	Posted - 2009.02.13 15:47:00 - [136] Originally by: Taram Caldar Edited by: Taram Caldar on 13/02/2009 15:41:44 Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get. Showing respect for a foe who fights well in PVP is normal on these forums. Neo's have shown us they're worthy of our respect and so we are happy to give it to them. In both combat and in the way they handle themselves after combat, even when they lose they were worthy of respect. United has given us no reason to respect their pvp abilities or their personalities. Witness the nonsense you guys started over losing a battleship squad you brought to a fight where we had deployed to kill caps. Running around blaming Neo's for conspiring with us against you.... Seriously... why would we bother? We weren't having any trouble fulfilling our contract and it's against our policy to give aid to a target we've been contracted against. So your claims are not only baseless they're downright foolish. Clue: We weren't contracted to fight you. We were contracted against Neo's. Not our fault you chose to stick your nose into the fight and got it smashed flat. Even that would have been a respectable loss against us. We were there with a plan and knew you were likely to show and were ready to stomp you flat just as we did if you did show. Your actions afterward are what earned you most of our pilot's disdain. You showed no respect, even for your allies, which is just pathetic. My only regret is that I couldn't be on for the ops against Neos on the contract :( Darn fights all occurred during euro timezone :( Count MonteCarlo the fierce turns around to his fellow the united followers and asked, WHO IS THIS RIFF RAFF??, one the united member approached Count MonteCarlo the fierce and told him "The Noir. entity is a force to be reckoned with because they are blobbers, they will not fight unless they have lots of people, and they dishonor 1v1's" Count MonteCarlo clunches his fists at such dishonor, and tells Noir. that they will be dealt with if they help the neo spartans again in this conflict (because they did help the neo spartans in the last conflict) Count Montecarlo announces to all that attended the gathering that Noir. will be dealt with if they become a problem
Shigsy Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.13 16:14:00 - [137] Originally by: Count MonteCarlo TRAITOROUS S***TALK GOOD SIR shigsy loudly calls into the distance. A smile is formed on Shigsy's face as his brow creases* Do my ears decieve me? Are my communication systems broken? OR ARE YOU A TRAITOROUS S***WHO DENY THY TRUTH AND TEAM UP WITH NO HONOUR OR DECEASE??? Word has come to my ears that you have SET THE UNITED TO CORPERATE LEVEL STATUS OF +1 OR ABOVE, thus making them blue on your overview systems, thus enabling you to effectivly work together.... thus, where is your honour. Young MonteCarlo, once I help you in high esteem, but now, you are nothing more than the dirty goo in my podjuice. I flush you into space, I despise your smell, I HATE YOU. My passion is not one to be forsaken, and you have done so... From this day forth... THE FINAL STAND shall feel my wrath. Shigsy breathes deeply, a shadow forms over the crowd below... fear is seen in the crowd, children are running, women are crying... children are crying, women are running...* Shigsy points around the crowd below, signigalling out the traitors below THE FINAL STAND... you are warned, STAY FAST, OR STAY SLOW, IT IS YOUR DECISION. Shigsy draws his dagger... CRUCIO!!!!!!! Shigsy dagger flies from his hands and forces itself into the pressure points of his enemies... pain is felt... THIS PAIN IS NOTHING THAT IS WHAT TO COME. Your choices are your choices, choice wisely, or dont choice at all.
Alowishus the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2009.02.13 16:17:00 - [138] I, Alowishus the Honorable, was at The Pleasure Hub the other night with Shigsy's 16-year-old sister. As she was about to head under the table I looked about and I noticed several Noir members with ice packs on their jaws. One of them asked if I he could have some chap stick. I didn't ask...
Count MonteCarlo THE FINAL STAND	Posted - 2009.02.13 16:25:00 - [139] Count MonteCarlo is happy, as he drinks some wine his wife just delivered him, he frowned at her and said "Thank you" Count MonteCarlo then monitors his communications systems and saw what Shigsy the young has written, his mouth turns from a happy frown to an angry frown and he mutters to him self "SHIGSY WILL PAY FOR THIS DISHONOR" Count MonteCarlo approaches the house in which Shigsy lives in, with his fists clenched, he sneaks inside and sees Shigsy happily watching some cartoons, Count MonteCarlo notices its just a very large child that has ginger hair, but this wont distract him from his task, Count MonteCarlo screams AVRA KEDAVRA!!!* a light green beam comes out of nowhere and goes for shigsy...shigsy doges it by an inch...* Count MonteCarlo the brave roars and screams COWARD!!! as shigsy flees the battle field.... YOU SPEAK ABOUT HONOR WHEN YOU RUN AWAY FROM SUCH BATTLES? Shigsy, your time will come, I have more power, I'm more wise ( im 18 your 17 ), prepare to be vanquished
Shigsy Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.13 16:33:00 - [140] Originally by: Count MonteCarlo Attack vector feirce... Your attack vector was good... OR WAS IT. You should have remained in school young MonterCarlo... I didnt not evade your pathetic spell, I did not even ATTEMPT to evade YOUR spell. If you weren't such a stupid child, you would realise your grave mistake... A mistake of very grave nature... AVRA KEDAVRA?????? DO NOT SPEAK WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW YOUNG WELSH BOY. There is a reason welsh boys are not invited to our school... for you are PATHETIC... shigsy whispers... Avada Kedavra... A large green light strikes Count MonteCarlo square in his square chest... no mark is seen, for this is Avada Kedavra... it leaves no trace... Count MonteCarlo dies... Young child, this is the last time you will mess with me on this clone... for you have been sent to your clone bay, FOR YOUR IGNORANCE... You try to duel with me? We shall no duel... I SHALL WIN. Maybe next time you shall know the truth of this honorable way of life... If you wish to rematch... I suggest you reread your spells. This may be of use, but im not sure little welsh boys can learn the arts...

BallistaII Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.13 16:46:00 - [141] Originally by: Count MonteCarlo Count MonteCarlo the fierce pulls GENOS OCCODIRE into this siege WAT?
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.13 16:51:00 - [142] Originally by: BallistaII Originally by: Count MonteCarlo Count MonteCarlo the fierce pulls GENOS OCCODIRE into this siege WAT? Stay back young one, I do not wish to be drawn into this BATTLE OF THE TITANS.
Chomin H'ak Integrated Takeovers	Posted - 2009.02.13 17:51:00 - [143] POASTING IN A DRUG-INDUCED THREAD!
Karrade Krise Galatic P0RN Starz	Posted - 2009.02.13 18:15:00 - [144] The Great and Legendary Karbacca frowns upon this thread. The smack is strong, but not strong enough. Therefore The Great and Legendary Karbacca has ordered that all parties will be aprehended, their assets "acquired," and their families disbanded. Once all are aprehended, they will be tortured and thrown into the Kyonoke pit where they will suffer for 1000 years. Failure to comply will result in an additional 500 years of painful torture. The Great and Legendary Karbacca has spoken. /End Thread. Apoctasy > unfortunately, Concord does not reimburse citizens for their own stupidity
Erichk Knaar Caldari Noir.	Posted - 2009.02.14 04:39:00 - [145] Thread has reached RP overload...
Eva midgard Caldari the undivided Negative Ten.	Posted - 2009.02.14 08:21:00 - [146] Rivur'tam, sits in cornor ,wine in hand clapping betty her prized 3 legged goat, Thinking STFU DIKS i can't hear the FUKIN music.
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.02.14 08:47:00 - [147] Jordanparey sits back and watches the fireworks, idly twiddling his thumbs as he wonders,'Does this mean I can go through Rancer-Miroitem-Crielere more, just for ****s and giggles?'
Vaden Khale Amarr the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2009.02.14 09:24:00 - [148] *Vaden lounges in the pleasure hub sipping his red Gallentean wine. He gazes upon the scantily clad female form dancing on the tables, also known as Lark's mom.* Would you all keep it down, I'm trying to get Lark's college tuition paid for...
Larkonis Trassler Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.14 12:34:00 - [149] *Larkonis Trassler sits pondering silently, his pipe clamped firmly between his teeth. He sets his pipe down and rises to his feet. 'Count Montecarlo, you claim to be a warrior of Justice, Honour, Integrity, Valour, Truth and Courage yet how can you take a side with the spineless dogs of the United?' he begins pacing, the hairs of his great moustache twitching with ever increasing rage. 'I put it to you sir that you have forsaken these values to line your pockets. Every man has his price Count Montecarlo but I thought yours would be higher than this!' Larkonis had much thinking to do. It would seem that United, petrified of his small corp, terrified of honourable combat had sent messengers far and wide looking for help. The list of the Coalition of Injustice was growing. Already the vile Francais of the former Roids'Are'Us corporations had seized the opportunity at United's behest to declare a war on the Honourable Neo Spartans. Many others had rallied to United's aid. Larkonis sat and waited. He would stand alone with his corp while the dogs of war were unleashed upon him. He planned to be standing at the end of it. This will be dealt with.
Shigsy Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.14 12:41:00 - [150] Originally by: Larkonis Trassler Larkonis Trassler sits pondering silently, his pipe clamped firmly between his teeth. He sets his pipe down and rises to his feet. 'Count Montecarlo, you claim to be a warrior of Justice, Honour, Integrity, Valour, Truth and Courage yet how can you take a side with the spineless dogs of the United?' he begins pacing, the hairs of his great moustache twitching with ever increasing rage. 'I put it to you sir that you have forsaken these values to line your pockets. Every man has his price Count Montecarlo but I thought yours would be higher than this!' Larkonis had much thinking to do. It would seem that United, petrified of his small corp, terrified of honourable combat had sent messengers far and wide looking for help. The list of the Coalition of Injustice was growing. Already the vile Francais of the former Roids'Are'Us corporations had seized the opportunity at United's behest to declare a war on the Honourable Neo Spartans. Many others had rallied to United's aid. Larkonis sat and waited. He would stand alone with his corp while the dogs of war were unleashed upon him. He planned to be standing at the end of it. Shigsy frowns idly to great commander, and chief, LARKONIS TRASSLER.* Sir, sir... The warning lights begin to flash on Shigsy's radar "What is it deckhand Shigsy?" Larkonis Trassler replies You wont believe it sir, it appears that the NC are coming to get us... "What? This is madness... Are you sure?" Larkonis asks calmly. "Yes sir, radar are reporting a napfest..." "MOTHER OF GOD... THATS NO NC.... THATS UNITED" *The ship falls silent... silence surrounds the ship...."



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