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Larkonis Trassler Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.11 09:55:00 - [61] Yo dawg I heard you like scan res. So we put two officer sensor boosters on your phobos and four remote boosts on your Hyperion so you can loggoffski/warp off when when reds come in local despite having 2:1 advantage. This will be dealt with.
50freefly Caldari Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.11 14:43:00 - [62] Lol logoffski. Don't worry larkonis the Lord smiles upon us, for we are gentlemen of honour and valour. /sips tea and eats crumpets -----------------------------------------------
Alowishus the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2009.02.11 15:27:00 - [63] Originally by: Larkonis Trassler Yo dawg I heard you like scan res. So we put two officer sensor boosters on your phobos and four remote boosts on your Hyperion so you can loggoffski/warp off when when reds come in local despite having 2:1 advantage. I don't give a **. I have to post because this is just wrong. Lark, to be honest this is BS. He logged off because he was mad at one of our new members for 1) not listening to how his ship should be fit and 2) killing a pod before the checking the age. You guys, or at least the bulk of your forces, weren't in system yet. I know because Martok logged back on to vent to let us know your Dominix group was in Miro before quickly signing out again. You should know better than this. If he was trying to run away don't you think he'd have warped to the POS? It's a good kill for you guys but I don't understand why you're spinning it into something that it isn't. He runs the sensor boosters on the Hyp to boost his two alts when he camps solo. Martok is the last person I'd think anyone would want to lampoon on the forums. I'm sure rather than listen to reason, however, you'll just ** on him more. /makes fart noise
Shigsy Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.11 16:30:00 - [64] Originally by: Alowishus Originally by: Larkonis Trassler Yo dawg I heard you like scan res. So we put two officer sensor boosters on your phobos and four remote boosts on your Hyperion so you can loggoffski/warp off when when reds come in local despite having 2:1 advantage. I don't give a **. I have to post because this is just wrong. Lark, to be honest this is BS. He logged off because he was mad at one of our new members for 1) not listening to how his ship should be fit and 2) killing a pod before the checking the age. You guys, or at least the bulk of your forces, weren't in system yet. I know because Martok logged back on to vent to let us know your Dominix group was in Miro before quickly signing out again. You should know better than this. If he was trying to run away don't you think he'd have warped to the POS? It's a good kill for you guys but I don't understand why you're spinning it into something that it isn't. He runs the sensor boosters on the Hyp to boost his two alts when he camps solo. Martok is the last person I'd think anyone would want to lampoon on the forums. I'm sure rather than listen to reason, however, you'll just ** on him more. This cowardness will not go un-noticed!! Shigsy gazes down the eyes of Alowishus I can tell from the dialuation of your pupils... that you are a lying scum. These evasion tactics to evade the combat of non evasion will not be understood. Shigsy sarcastically hums out loud It seems like an awful coincidence that his computer initiation warp drive action to evade from non combat... THE MOMENT ALLIED VESSELS CAME INTO SYSTEM. DO YOU THINK WE ARE STUPID? You are nothing but cowardess scum. S***THAT DO NO DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. This world is contaminated by those who believe in truth and integrity, and honor. Do you believe you have any of these? I DO NOT THINK YOU DO. FOR YOU SIR ARE A COWARD. Shigsy descends into the darkness of honor and integrity*
Alowishus the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2009.02.11 16:35:00 - [65] OK. /makes fart noise
Shigsy Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.11 16:36:00 - [66] Originally by: Alowishus OK. Im glad you agree that you are a coward.
Alowishus	Posted - 2009.02.11 16:37:00 - [67] OK. /makes fart noise
Shigsy Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.11 16:40:00 - [68] Originally by: Alowishus OK. Im sure your leadership aspire to be able to make forum posts like yours.
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2009.02.11 17:14:00 - [69] Edited by: Concorduck on 11/02/2009 17:13:54 Dear Neo Spartans Proofs? EDIT: SNYPA! I FAILED A SHOOT! ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
Capt Lothar the united	Posted - 2009.02.11 17:54:00 - [70] Originally by: Shigsy This cowardness will not go un-noticed!! Shigsy gazes down the eyes of Alowishus I can tell from the dialuation of your pupils... that you are a lying scum. These evasion tactics to evade the combat of non evasion will not be understood. Shigsy sarcastically hums out loud It seems like an awful coincidence that his computer initiation warp drive action to evade from non combat... THE MOMENT ALLIED VESSELS CAME INTO SYSTEM. DO YOU THINK WE ARE STUPID? You are nothing but cowardess scum. S***THAT DO NO DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. This world is contaminated by those who believe in truth and integrity, and honor. Do you believe you have any of these? I DO NOT THINK YOU DO. FOR YOU SIR ARE A COWARD. Shigsy descends into the darkness of honor and integrity* Spartans, please choose another spokesperson to disseminate your drivel, one who isn't so grammatically challenged as this one is. I don't appreciate being made to decipher smacktalk from someone so uneducated. Where is your honor?! Your integrity?! You must keep up appearances you know. You don't want the rest of Eve thinking the lot of you have as much trouble grasping the English language as this one does. Your image is important. Your reputation is at stake here. Please do the honorable thing and nip this in the bud. Honor, integrity, and what other imaginary spaceship pilots think of you is all that matters in this game. It's all we have. I am really serios about this.
Shigsy Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.11 18:01:00 - [71] Originally by: Capt Lothar Originally by: Shigsy This cowardness will not go un-noticed!! Shigsy gazes down the eyes of Alowishus I can tell from the dialuation of your pupils... that you are a lying scum. These evasion tactics to evade the combat of non evasion will not be understood. Shigsy sarcastically hums out loud It seems like an awful coincidence that his computer initiation warp drive action to evade from non combat... THE MOMENT ALLIED VESSELS CAME INTO SYSTEM. DO YOU THINK WE ARE STUPID? You are nothing but cowardess scum. S***THAT DO NO DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. This world is contaminated by those who believe in truth and integrity, and honor. Do you believe you have any of these? I DO NOT THINK YOU DO. FOR YOU SIR ARE A COWARD. Shigsy descends into the darkness of honor and integrity* Spartans, please choose another spokesperson to disseminate your drivel, one who isn't so grammatically challenged as this one is. I don't appreciate being made to decipher smacktalk from someone so uneducated. Where is your honor?! Your integrity?! You must keep up appearances you know. You don't want the rest of Eve thinking the lot of you have as much trouble grasping the English language as this one does. Your image is important. Your reputation is at stake here. Please do the honorable thing and nip this in the bud. Honor, integrity, and what other imaginary spaceship pilots think of you is all that matters in this game. It's all we have. I am really serios about this. The same could be said for your members, the s****and lies Alowishus tries to spread is not welcomed in this Eden. Do you want your corp to be seen of more than just cowards... but cowards and liars? If this is what you want I expect you will allow Alowishus to continue to post.
Capt Lothar the united	Posted - 2009.02.11 18:03:00 - [72] Originally by: Shigsy The same could be said for your members, the s****and lies Alowishus tries to spread is not welcomed in this Eden. Do you want your corp to be seen of more than just cowards... but cowards and liars? If this is what you want I expect you will allow Alowishus to continue to post. Roleplay more, nerd.
Capt Lothar the united	Posted - 2009.02.11 18:18:00 - [73] Maybe you guys would be more suited joining up with CVA, where fantasy becomes reality. Lulz.
Alowishus	Posted - 2009.02.11 18:24:00 - [74] Prove I'm lying. It's really your word against ours, at least for the purpose of your ridiculous forum grandstanding. But in reality your players know our players, some of them pretty well. Lark knows that amongst the united, Martok is of the utmost integrity and would never log to avoid a fight. Warp off, yes, which he had plenty of time to do as at that point we didn't even know you guys were coming. He got angry and logged. A big mistake that cost him. You guys can't be stupid enough to think that he logged because of you when 1) you weren't anywhere near us and 2) we have a POS in system. If you are that stupid, hats off really. This trumps your napfest, Triumvirate hot drops, 0.0 carebearing (check their sec statuses), constant bait traps... not to mention some of your members wives (guess you do have courage, give you that), myspace pages and emo blogs! /makes fart noise
Shigsy Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.11 18:31:00 - [75] Edited by: Shigsy on 11/02/2009 18:31:47 Originally by: Capt Lothar Maybe you guys would be more suited joining up with CVA, where fantasy becomes reality. Lulz. Maybe you'd be suited joining up with THE INTERNET. where you can play hard without doing anything ingame.
Capt Lothar the united	Posted - 2009.02.11 18:39:00 - [76] Originally by: Shigsy Maybe you'd be suited joining up with THE INTERNET. where you can play hard without doing anything ingame. Your insult is weak and laughable, but on the bright side you managed to spell each word correctly this time. I think the trick is you only used two sentences that time. I believe you've found your sweet spot Shigsy! Stick with it and before you know it you'll be able to string together entire paragraphs that we can all enjoy.
Shigsy Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.11 18:42:00 - [77] Originally by: Capt Lothar Originally by: Shigsy Maybe you'd be suited joining up with THE INTERNET. where you can play hard without doing anything ingame. Your insult is weak and laughable, but on the bright side you managed to spell each word correctly this time. I think the trick is you only used two sentences that time. I believe you've found your sweet spot Shigsy! Stick with it and before you know it you'll be able to string together entire paragraphs that we can all enjoy. Your corp is weak and laughable, unfortunately, there's no bright side for the united. I admit, you do know the trick to failing. You guys appear to have a found a niche in eve. If you stick with it you'll be going nowhere in notime!
Alowishus	Posted - 2009.02.11 18:45:00 - [78] Originally by: Capt Lothar Originally by: Shigsy Maybe you'd be suited joining up with THE INTERNET. where you can play hard without doing anything ingame. Your insult is weak and laughable, but on the bright side you managed to spell each word correctly this time. I think the trick is you only used two sentences that time. I believe you've found your sweet spot Shigsy! Stick with it and before you know it you'll be able to string together entire paragraphs that we can all enjoy. Actually I much prefer him to Lark responding to his alts or talking about dealing with things. Or UnBraLace or whatever and his walls of text where by the end you KNOW he's crying, just a little. /makes fart noise
Capt Lothar the united	Posted - 2009.02.11 18:45:00 - [79] Originally by: Shigsy Your corp is weak and laughable, unfortunately, there's no bright side for the united. I admit, you do know the trick to failing. You guys appear to have a found a niche in eve. If you stick with it you'll be going nowhere in notime! You're boring, put Lark back on. His RP and insults are far more entertaining.
Shigsy Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.11 18:47:00 - [80] Originally by: Capt Lothar Originally by: Shigsy Your corp is weak and laughable, unfortunately, there's no bright side for the united. I admit, you do know the trick to failing. You guys appear to have a found a niche in eve. If you stick with it you'll be going nowhere in notime! You're boring, put Lark back on. His RP and insults are far more entertaining. Unfortunately lark is not available at the moment, but if you leave your name and number, im sure he'll get back to you.
Capt Lothar the united	Posted - 2009.02.11 18:57:00 - [81] My apologies Shig, I feel we may have gotten off on the wrong foot here. As recompense, I'd like to purchase you one of these to show you just how sorry I am.
Capt Lothar the united	Posted - 2009.02.11 19:08:00 - [82] I must apologize further Shig. As you have not yet received my gift, I know you will not understand the meaning of the word "recompense". How silly of me. I am not above helping those less fortunate than myself, so I'll hold your hand here. rec⋅om⋅pense [rek-uhm-pens] verb, -pensed, -pens⋅ing, noun ûverb (used with object) 1. to repay; remunerate; reward, as for service, aid, etc. 2. to pay or give compensation for; make restitution or requital for (damage, injury, or the like). ûverb (used without object) 3. to make compensation for something; repay someone: no attempt to recompense for our trouble. ûnoun 4. compensation, as for an injury, wrong, etc.: to make recompense for the loss one's carelessness has caused. 5. a repayment or requital, as for favors, gifts, etc. 6. a remuneration or reward, as for services, aid, or the like.
Jogvan Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.11 19:20:00 - [83] Originally by: Alowishus Triumvirate hot drops As in it happened more than once? Or actually involved more than 1 pilot?
Alowishus	Posted - 2009.02.11 19:48:00 - [84] Originally by: Jogvan Originally by: Alowishus Triumvirate hot drops As in it happened more than once? Or actually involved more than 1 pilot? You're correct. Upon closer investigation, my statement is inaccurate. Replace "Triumverate" with "gratuitous." To be clear you were up three carriers and then dropped four more against a non-cap fleet practically your first day back from 0.0. Neos are a one trick pony: Premature ejaculation of cap ships. /makes fart noise
Shigsy Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.11 19:51:00 - [85] Originally by: Alowishus Originally by: Jogvan Originally by: Alowishus Triumvirate hot drops As in it happened more than once? Or actually involved more than 1 pilot? You're correct. Upon closer investigation, my statement is inaccurate. Replace "Triumverate" with "gratuitous." To be clear you were up three carriers and then dropped four more against a non-cap fleet practically your first day back from 0.0. Neos are a one trick pony: Premature ejaculation of cap ships. I hear you can get pills to help prevent that kind of thing, can you hook a brother up?
Malusae Caldari House CHOAM Terrebellum	Posted - 2009.02.11 20:22:00 - [86] C&P becomes more like COAD everyday...
50freefly Caldari Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.11 21:07:00 - [87] Originally by: Alowishus Prove I'm lying. It's really your word against ours, at least for the purpose of your ridiculous forum grandstanding. But in reality your players know our players, some of them pretty well. Lark knows that amongst the united, Martok is of the utmost integrity and would never log to avoid a fight. Warp off, yes, which he had plenty of time to do as at that point we didn't even know you guys were coming. He got angry and logged. A big mistake that cost him. You guys can't be stupid enough to think that he logged because of you when 1) you weren't anywhere near us and 2) we have a POS in system. If you are that stupid, hats off really. This trumps your napfest, Triumvirate hot drops, 0.0 carebearing (check their sec statuses), constant bait traps... not to mention some of your members wives (guess you do have courage, give you that), myspace pages and emo blogs! That's a pretty big egg to swallow. I have seen Martok around enough to know that he's not absolutely ****ed, and you have to be absolutely ****ed to straight up log out under sentry fire, putting your (billion isk+) ship(s) at extreme risk, over some noobs. ESPECIALLY when I'm sure your spy network had already noticed a couple domis from the corp you are archenemies with knocking on your door. You'd think he'd at least warp to his POS (located conveniently in system as I'm told). This takes about 10 or 15 seconds. Hit 'warp to pos', wait till both accounts enter warp, and then Ctrl+q all you like. Although, I must admit, I am not sure I would have been able to keep my cool for that long if noobs weren't fitting their ships right. Furthermore, @ Lothar for calling someone a nerd for rp-trolling someone. On an internet spaceships forum. Oh btw Lothar, we just checked and we may have a spot available for you at NSPTA. I understand you were very interested in joining a couple weeks ago. j/k j/k we're full. -----------------------------------------------
Larkonis Trassler Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.11 21:16:00 - [88] Edited by: Larkonis Trassler on 11/02/2009 21:16:41 FORUM WARRIORS ASSEMBLE! Firstly... reference our supposed NAPfest. One member has an alt in Triumvirate who I think are far to busy right now to be concerned with the petty squablings of a pair of second rate lowsec pirate corps. However before an Olive Branch was offered by your leadership he did set up This little doozy completely without my knowledge (nice one btw). As for the PVP powerhouse alliance that is Ignition... I have never seen anyone soil their breeches so hard about what is essentially a two man alliance. I have had many, many offers of help, ex members, carebears, old enemies etc etc. I have turned all of them down. It would appear that yes indeed, the whole of Eve is out to get you guys, it's just that we won't be bringing them to help us. We travelled to 0.0 for a break. This was planned weeks before the break down in diplomacy between us. We stuck around for the war with Noir. and had fun with that. Sec status is an advantage yes. I'm sure we'll burn through it soon enough on other endevours. Hell I'll pay for a wardec if you're that emo about it. The other night we anchored a bait pos in Rancer, unfortunately, being the incredibly rude people you are you shooted it before it was fully fueled and stronted so we made a beeline back from 0.0. The majority of our cap fleet was ordered to hold off while we tried to draw out some of yours (I will note that you had more cap pilots online at the time). Eventually we got bored and just dropped the rest of them in, mainly to see your gratuitous smack in local. Later on when you came back to pew pew the pos again (yawnzor) with a 12 man BS gang as we only had 3 people online we made Carrier droppage again, just for lulz. This seems to have put the fear of God into you guys, once again I'll reimpress that you have a much larger cap fleet. The toys are there in the toy box to play with and maybe get broken. Ref last night. I dropped an alt into Rancer to see what was on the gate. 5xbs and 2-3 HICs/Rapiers. I grabbed two Domi's and had a corpmate in a third as backup holding in Otou. Everyone was still on the gate when we were 1 jump out. As soon as we jump into Rancer the gate clears, either warping to your pos or loggoffskiing. If your man had indeed logged at the gate with agro (durp) before he saw us and then jumped on to warn you, would it not have been a good idea to come back and get his ships safe? I also like the fact that several of your members are so unable to distinguish the line between a game and reality that they resort to finding people's personal details and phoning them, in one case internationally, to harass them. Like it or not we have you on the back foot. When we are in local, even in small numbers you remain docked up unless you are able to put 20+ guys on the gate (must suck for profit sharing, but then you have other sources of income like the hisec macro miners who are paying you not to suicide them, just don't put it into a Titan fund ala Daisho). You have to react to our every move. We have your testes in an iron grip. You have our demands. Pay, move or die. Fin. This will be dealt with.
Alowishus	Posted - 2009.02.11 21:42:00 - [89] Originally by: Larkonis Trassler Ref last night. I dropped an alt into Rancer to see what was on the gate. 5xbs and 2-3 HICs/Rapiers. I grabbed two Domi's and had a corpmate in a third as backup holding in Otou. Everyone was still on the gate when we were 1 jump out. As soon as we jump into Rancer the gate clears, either warping to your pos or loggoffskiing. If your man had indeed logged at the gate with agro (durp) before he saw us and then jumped on to warn you, would it not have been a good idea to come back and get his ships safe? As I said, there was a serious breakdown going on in our vent due to newbishness. I left before Martok did because I was ****ed. I docked though. I don't know what Martok was thinking logging off with aggro. Who knows, maybe his baby was crying- it's happened before. I can't speak for him, all I can tell you is what happened. You can think of it what you will /makes fart noise
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.11 21:46:00 - [90] I can't believe this thread is still going and anybody in their right minds are still giving a **** about it, to be frank -------------------------------------------- Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you.

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