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Smee1
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Posted - 2009.02.06 21:55:00 -
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Dear United
As you are aware... our relationship was terminated due to a fundamental breakdown in trust, honour and integrity on your part. Your continued complete lack of respect to the Directorship and certain members of NSPTA as well as assorted lies spread about our conduct by your directorate shows an imbecilic lack of respect for others and utter disrespect for your own pilots.
However, we are willing to forgive these transgressions if the following conditions are met:
By the date of Saturday the 21st of February in the Year of Our Lord 2009 all Negative Ten pilots and assets are to have been removed from Rancer.
Alternatively, Rancer becomes a Vassaldom of Neo Spartans, a monthly tithe of the following goods will be expected:
5 Billion ISK 50 Prostitutes 5000 Exotic Dancers 5000 Units of Tobacco 5000 Units of Spirits 50 X-Rated Holoreels If neither of these conditions are met by the date stated...We will crush your ships, hear the lamentations of your women and see you driven before us.
Regards
Larkonis Trassler
CEO Neo Spartans Corporation
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.06 21:58:00 -
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I think you posted with the wrong character, it makes you look a bit foolish tbh
also first |
Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.06 22:15:00 -
[3]
Wat? This will be dealt with. |
Garvi
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.06 22:16:00 -
[4]
Wat?
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Dawts
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2009.02.06 22:22:00 -
[5]
The OP has good ideas. I like where his mind is at.
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.06 22:24:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Dawts The OP has good ideas. I like where his mind is at.
It's just baffling, frankly --------------------------------------------
Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you. |
Thann Starlinbow
Minmatar Slacker Industries The Boat Violencing Initiative
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Posted - 2009.02.06 22:52:00 -
[7]
wat
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.02.06 22:58:00 -
[8]
Originally by: Dawts The OP has good ideas. I like where his mind is at.
Where were you when I took over Dodixie? Is it because it was in Empire Space?
We're Recruiting! |
Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.02.06 23:13:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Originally by: Dawts The OP has good ideas. I like where his mind is at.
Where were you when I took over Dodixie? Is it because it was in Empire Space?
Seriously, someday i'm gonna invade Dodixie. Alone. In an Ibis. With Lasers.
And then we'll see if you can counter such a threat. -----------------------------------------
Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.02.06 23:27:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Concorduck Seriously, someday i'm gonna invade Dodixie. Alone. In an Ibis. With Lasers.
And then we'll see if you can counter such a threat.
I'll bring my (checking my hangar) Impairor.
We're Recruiting! |
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.02.06 23:28:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Originally by: Concorduck Seriously, someday i'm gonna invade Dodixie. Alone. In an Ibis. With Lasers.
And then we'll see if you can counter such a threat.
I'll bring my (checking my hangar) Impairor.
a FAIR fight?
NEVER!!! -----------------------------------------
Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Azuse
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.02.07 00:08:00 -
[12]
Regardless of the reasoning, i like his demands -------------------------
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Rawrior
Gallente Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.07 00:12:00 -
[13]
0.o?
Owing to lack of Eve-related content, signature removed. If you would like to discuss this, please mail [email protected] - Mitnal |
Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.07 00:57:00 -
[14]
Didn't read the OP but the united are gay and are basically muffin factory v2 Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.07 00:57:00 -
[15]
I've decided to post with this smilie in pretty much every post tonight Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.07 01:04:00 -
[16]
Confirming ill be the character recieving the isk/prostitutes |
Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.07 01:20:00 -
[17]
Reasonable demands... |
Grarr Dexx
Amarr Divinity's Edge
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Posted - 2009.02.07 02:40:00 -
[18]
I'd pay tbqfh
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis Mean Coalition
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Posted - 2009.02.07 02:45:00 -
[19]
Will this be dealt with? *** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
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CCP Mitnal
C C P CCP
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Posted - 2009.02.07 03:01:00 -
[20]
Cleaned.
Please reply constructively.
Mitnal Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Email |
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.07 03:10:00 -
[21]
*YAWWWN*
If anyone mentions popcorn I swear I'm going to friggin' "butter" it for them...
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Chelou
Gallente 8 Apostles Inc. Cute Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.07 05:15:00 -
[22]
If this isn't a troll you spartans will going to be owned by united ...so hf failing ______________
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.07 05:25:00 -
[23]
Hi Mr United alt. I find it heartily amusing that you have poasted these ransom demands on Eve-O. Perhaps to curry favour with the unwashed masses of the forums or help raise monies for these demands.
But apparantly it's on now. This will be dealt with. |
Chelou
Gallente 8 Apostles Inc. Cute Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.07 05:31:00 -
[24]
Edited by: Chelou on 07/02/2009 05:32:36
hmm... so this was a troll ?!.. nice :D |
Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.07 05:46:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Chelou Edited by: Chelou on 07/02/2009 05:32:36
hmm... so this was a troll ?!.. nice :D
Oh no, they are serious demands. Prostitutes are serious business.
BTW according to one United source it's on.
We are having fun atm in 0.0 engaging in some intense PVP (Player Vs Plex) and losing lots of ratting ships because we really suck tbh. |
Miney Prospector
Caldari Noob Mercs Atrocitas
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Posted - 2009.02.07 06:22:00 -
[26]
I think some ****z about to get dealt with, yo.
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Leiara Knight
Gallente The Oblivion Guard
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Posted - 2009.02.07 06:51:00 -
[27]
Keep it real. |
Spaztick
Canadian Imperial Armaments Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2009.02.07 06:59:00 -
[28]
And after all this time, I finally removed that annoying sentence in my signature.
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Capt Lothar
the united
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Posted - 2009.02.07 13:53:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Smee1 Dear United
As you are aware...blah, blah, blah
Regards
Larkonis Trassler
CEO Neo Spartans Corporation
Dear Neo Spartans,
Go fk yourselves.
Regards, Capt Lothar Director, the united pirate corp. |
Anderson Williams
Gallente Varion Galactic Revolution Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.07 14:21:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Capt Lothar
Originally by: Smee1 Dear United
As you are aware...blah, blah, blah
Regards
Larkonis Trassler
CEO Neo Spartans Corporation
Sorry I chuckled at this. Lark dont you think its a little unfair... the prostitutes? I mean with the economical decline in America right now... Hoes... is hard to get ahold of.
Dear Neo Spartans,
Go fk yourselves.
Regards, Capt Lothar Director, the united pirate corp.
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SamuraiTsumo
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Posted - 2009.02.07 14:35:00 -
[31]
I look forward to watching united fall in the same month as bob.
09 is a great year so far.
o7 Neos o/
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Jogvan
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.07 18:13:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Capt Lothar
Originally by: Smee1 Dear United
As you are aware...blah, blah, blah
Regards
Larkonis Trassler
CEO Neo Spartans Corporation
Dear Neo Spartans,
Go fk yourselves.
Regards, Capt Lothar Director, the united pirate corp.
I'm sorry that your application to join us was rejected.
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Psiri
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Posted - 2009.02.07 22:01:00 -
[33]
http://thebl3h.com/
interesting... |
Lumari
Caldari Ministry of Destruction
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Posted - 2009.02.08 00:15:00 -
[34]
\o larkster |
iLuvRocks
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Posted - 2009.02.08 05:33:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Smee1 honour
Regards
Larkonis Trassler
CEO Neo Spartans Corporation
no honour |
techzer0
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.02.08 07:26:00 -
[36]
I want a piece |
Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.08 17:52:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Lumari \o larkster
o/ Lumari!
Dude, I think we should start the United Neo Reunification Campaign! We'll call it the UNR. It will be made up of all ex-members of United as well as Neo. Start our own corp, then go up and kill off the original corps until they all conform to our standards and do as we tell them by joining the UNR.
Well, it's a better idea than the "Rancer Defense Force" that one clown has been posting...
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Stalina
Gallente Deep Space Exploration Squad
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Posted - 2009.02.09 00:19:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Capt Lothar
Originally by: Smee1 Dear United
As you are aware...blah, blah, blah
Regards
Larkonis Trassler
CEO Neo Spartans Corporation
Dear Neo Spartans,
Go fk yourselves.
Regards, Capt Lothar Director, the united pirate corp.
Why so serious ?
_________________________________
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.09 01:46:00 -
[39]
snypa
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.09 01:47:00 -
[40]
been waiting for that all day goddamn.
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Mini Instructorcon
Caldari Solar Ravengers Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2009.02.09 13:15:00 -
[41]
Intresting
Mini Director of Solar Ravengers |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.09 13:24:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon been waiting for that all day goddamn.
And it was such a sweet taste in the end :) |
Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.02.09 13:38:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Captain Pompous
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon been waiting for that all day goddamn.
And it was such a sweet taste in the end :)
Did kissing so much ass leave a funny taste in your mouth -------sig------------------------------------ A higher grade of posting In many ways this game is alot like how Obama and Bush are related. |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.09 13:47:00 -
[44]
Edited by: Captain Pompous on 09/02/2009 13:49:18
Originally by: Le Poupon Did kissing so much ass leave a funny taste in your mouth
I dunno, I'll ask your mother :)
e: forgot the "ingame" tag, sorry --------------------------------------------
Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you. |
Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.02.09 13:54:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Pompous Edited by: Captain Pompous on 09/02/2009 13:49:18
Originally by: Le Poupon Did kissing so much ass leave a funny taste in your mouth
I dunno, I'll ask your mother :)
e: forgot the "ingame" tag, sorry
Its cool im sure the mods know i wouldn't take it seriously. Besides i don't think i have a mom ingame. -------sig------------------------------------ A higher grade of posting In many ways this game is alot like how Obama and Bush are related. |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.09 13:57:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Le Poupon Its cool im sure the mods know i wouldn't take it seriously. Besides i don't think i have a mom ingame.
Bless you
In that case, I meant your cloning facility |
Anderson Williams
Gallente Varion Galactic Revolution Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.09 20:10:00 -
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What the F*ck are you talking about.. Rancer Defense Force sounds TOTALLY COOL.. right up there with purple people eaters. Lumari can be the fleet admiral Ill be the comic relief and you can be his pet wookie Karbacka. Yes... people will TOTALLY take us seriously.
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Dawts
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.02.09 20:30:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Anderson Williams What the F*ck are you talking about.. Rancer Defense Force sounds TOTALLY COOL.. right up there with purple people eaters. Lumari can be the fleet admiral Ill be the comic relief and you can be his pet wookie Karbacka. Yes... people will TOTALLY take us seriously.
I assumed it would be named something like "This will be dealt with" or "Military experts are calling this Rancer" something like that.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.09 21:05:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Anderson Williams What the F*ck are you talking about.. Rancer Defense Force sounds TOTALLY COOL.. right up there with purple people eaters. Lumari can be the fleet admiral Ill be the comic relief and you can be his pet wookie Karbacka. Yes... people will TOTALLY take us seriously.
Confirming I am the Great and Legendary Karbacca!
Karbacca has spoken. /Thread
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Avan Sercedos
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2009.02.09 22:42:00 -
[50]
This thread lacks spinners.
THEY SPINNING ***** THEY SPINNING |
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Xasz
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2009.02.10 05:53:00 -
[51]
spinny spin spin. No seriously, one of these days I'll make a post with content. |
Anderson Williams
Gallente Varion Galactic Revolution Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.10 06:08:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Anderson Williams What the F*ck are you talking about.. Rancer Defense Force sounds TOTALLY COOL.. right up there with purple people eaters. Lumari can be the fleet admiral Ill be the comic relief and you can be his pet wookie Karbacka. Yes... people will TOTALLY take us seriously.
Confirming I am the Great and Legendary Karbacca!
Karbacca has spoken. /Thread
I was at work.. and laughed so hard at this that 2 nurses sitting next to me asked me if I was going to be ok. |
Dawts
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.02.10 21:13:00 -
[53]
Thread needs more e-drama tbh.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.10 21:18:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Dawts Thread needs more e-drama tbh.
**** you.
Can I have my cookie now? |
Liz Laser
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Posted - 2009.02.10 21:23:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Anderson Williams Edited by: Anderson Williams on 07/02/2009 14:37:04 Edited by: Anderson Williams on 07/02/2009 14:36:27
Lark dont you think its a little unfair... the prostitutes? I mean with the economical decline in America right now... Hoes... is hard to get ahold of.
Any pimp knows that economic hardship produces raw new talent waiting to be molded. |
Rowdy Yates
Caldari Redneck Rangers
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Posted - 2009.02.10 21:47:00 -
[56]
Freaking fire farts and fat balls!
This could be serious!
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Roadkill possum is flat, like pizza! |
Dawts
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.02.10 21:49:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Dawts Thread needs more e-drama tbh.
**** you.
Can I have my cookie now?
No! I ate it *dun dun dun*
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.10 21:56:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Dawts
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Dawts Thread needs more e-drama tbh.
**** you.
Can I have my cookie now?
No! I ate it *dun dun dun*
Aren't you missing a bottle of laxatives? Mwahahah --------------------------------------------
Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you. |
Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.10 22:40:00 -
[59]
Is this thread still not dead? This will be dealt with. |
Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.10 22:54:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler Is this thread still not dead?
bumping as requested sir
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 09:55:00 -
[61]
Yo dawg I heard you like scan res. So we put two officer sensor boosters on your phobos and four remote boosts on your Hyperion so you can loggoffski/warp off when when reds come in local despite having 2:1 advantage. This will be dealt with. |
50freefly
Caldari Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 14:43:00 -
[62]
Lol logoffski.
Don't worry larkonis the Lord smiles upon us, for we are gentlemen of honour and valour.
/sips tea and eats crumpets
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Alowishus
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.11 15:27:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler Yo dawg I heard you like scan res. So we put two officer sensor boosters on your phobos and four remote boosts on your Hyperion so you can loggoffski/warp off when when reds come in local despite having 2:1 advantage.
I don't give a ****. I have to post because this is just wrong.
Lark, to be honest this is BS. He logged off because he was mad at one of our new members for 1) not listening to how his ship should be fit and 2) killing a pod before the checking the age. You guys, or at least the bulk of your forces, weren't in system yet. I know because Martok logged back on to vent to let us know your Dominix group was in Miro before quickly signing out again.
You should know better than this. If he was trying to run away don't you think he'd have warped to the POS? It's a good kill for you guys but I don't understand why you're spinning it into something that it isn't.
He runs the sensor boosters on the Hyp to boost his two alts when he camps solo. Martok is the last person I'd think anyone would want to lampoon on the forums. I'm sure rather than listen to reason, however, you'll just **** on him more.
/makes fart noise |
Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 16:30:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Alowishus
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler Yo dawg I heard you like scan res. So we put two officer sensor boosters on your phobos and four remote boosts on your Hyperion so you can loggoffski/warp off when when reds come in local despite having 2:1 advantage.
I don't give a ****. I have to post because this is just wrong.
Lark, to be honest this is BS. He logged off because he was mad at one of our new members for 1) not listening to how his ship should be fit and 2) killing a pod before the checking the age. You guys, or at least the bulk of your forces, weren't in system yet. I know because Martok logged back on to vent to let us know your Dominix group was in Miro before quickly signing out again.
You should know better than this. If he was trying to run away don't you think he'd have warped to the POS? It's a good kill for you guys but I don't understand why you're spinning it into something that it isn't.
He runs the sensor boosters on the Hyp to boost his two alts when he camps solo. Martok is the last person I'd think anyone would want to lampoon on the forums. I'm sure rather than listen to reason, however, you'll just **** on him more.
This cowardness will not go un-noticed!!
*Shigsy gazes down the eyes of Alowishus*
I can tell from the dialuation of your pupils... that you are a lying scum. These evasion tactics to evade the combat of non evasion will not be understood.
*Shigsy sarcastically hums out loud*
It seems like an awful coincidence that his computer initiation warp drive action to evade from non combat... THE MOMENT ALLIED VESSELS CAME INTO SYSTEM. DO YOU THINK WE ARE STUPID?
You are nothing but cowardess scum. S****THAT DO NO DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. This world is contaminated by those who believe in truth and integrity, and honor. Do you believe you have any of these? I DO NOT THINK YOU DO. FOR YOU SIR ARE A COWARD.
*Shigsy descends into the darkness of honor and integrity*
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Alowishus
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.11 16:35:00 -
[65]
OK.
/makes fart noise |
Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 16:36:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Alowishus OK.
Im glad you agree that you are a coward.
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Alowishus
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Posted - 2009.02.11 16:37:00 -
[67]
OK.
/makes fart noise |
Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 16:40:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Alowishus OK.
Im sure your leadership aspire to be able to make forum posts like yours.
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.02.11 17:14:00 -
[69]
Edited by: Concorduck on 11/02/2009 17:13:54 Dear Neo Spartans
Proofs?
EDIT: SNYPA! I FAILED A SHOOT! -----------------------------------------
Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Capt Lothar
the united
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Posted - 2009.02.11 17:54:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Shigsy
This cowardness will not go un-noticed!!
*Shigsy gazes down the eyes of Alowishus*
I can tell from the dialuation of your pupils... that you are a lying scum. These evasion tactics to evade the combat of non evasion will not be understood.
*Shigsy sarcastically hums out loud*
It seems like an awful coincidence that his computer initiation warp drive action to evade from non combat... THE MOMENT ALLIED VESSELS CAME INTO SYSTEM. DO YOU THINK WE ARE STUPID?
You are nothing but cowardess scum. S****THAT DO NO DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. This world is contaminated by those who believe in truth and integrity, and honor. Do you believe you have any of these? I DO NOT THINK YOU DO. FOR YOU SIR ARE A COWARD.
*Shigsy descends into the darkness of honor and integrity*
Spartans, please choose another spokesperson to disseminate your drivel, one who isn't so grammatically challenged as this one is. I don't appreciate being made to decipher smacktalk from someone so uneducated. Where is your honor?! Your integrity?!
You must keep up appearances you know. You don't want the rest of Eve thinking the lot of you have as much trouble grasping the English language as this one does. Your image is important. Your reputation is at stake here. Please do the honorable thing and nip this in the bud. Honor, integrity, and what other imaginary spaceship pilots think of you is all that matters in this game. It's all we have. I am really serios about this.
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Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 18:01:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Capt Lothar
Originally by: Shigsy
This cowardness will not go un-noticed!!
*Shigsy gazes down the eyes of Alowishus*
I can tell from the dialuation of your pupils... that you are a lying scum. These evasion tactics to evade the combat of non evasion will not be understood.
*Shigsy sarcastically hums out loud*
It seems like an awful coincidence that his computer initiation warp drive action to evade from non combat... THE MOMENT ALLIED VESSELS CAME INTO SYSTEM. DO YOU THINK WE ARE STUPID?
You are nothing but cowardess scum. S****THAT DO NO DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. This world is contaminated by those who believe in truth and integrity, and honor. Do you believe you have any of these? I DO NOT THINK YOU DO. FOR YOU SIR ARE A COWARD.
*Shigsy descends into the darkness of honor and integrity*
Spartans, please choose another spokesperson to disseminate your drivel, one who isn't so grammatically challenged as this one is. I don't appreciate being made to decipher smacktalk from someone so uneducated. Where is your honor?! Your integrity?!
You must keep up appearances you know. You don't want the rest of Eve thinking the lot of you have as much trouble grasping the English language as this one does. Your image is important. Your reputation is at stake here. Please do the honorable thing and nip this in the bud. Honor, integrity, and what other imaginary spaceship pilots think of you is all that matters in this game. It's all we have. I am really serios about this.
The same could be said for your members, the s****and lies Alowishus tries to spread is not welcomed in this Eden. Do you want your corp to be seen of more than just cowards... but cowards and liars? If this is what you want I expect you will allow Alowishus to continue to post.
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Capt Lothar
the united
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Posted - 2009.02.11 18:03:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Shigsy
The same could be said for your members, the s****and lies Alowishus tries to spread is not welcomed in this Eden. Do you want your corp to be seen of more than just cowards... but cowards and liars? If this is what you want I expect you will allow Alowishus to continue to post.
Roleplay more, nerd.
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Capt Lothar
the united
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Posted - 2009.02.11 18:18:00 -
[73]
Maybe you guys would be more suited joining up with CVA, where fantasy becomes reality. Lulz.
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Alowishus
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Posted - 2009.02.11 18:24:00 -
[74]
Prove I'm lying.
It's really your word against ours, at least for the purpose of your ridiculous forum grandstanding. But in reality your players know our players, some of them pretty well. Lark knows that amongst the united, Martok is of the utmost integrity and would never log to avoid a fight. Warp off, yes, which he had plenty of time to do as at that point we didn't even know you guys were coming. He got angry and logged. A big mistake that cost him.
You guys can't be stupid enough to think that he logged because of you when 1) you weren't anywhere near us and 2) we have a POS in system. If you are that stupid, hats off really. This trumps your napfest, Triumvirate hot drops, 0.0 carebearing (check their sec statuses), constant bait traps... not to mention some of your members wives (guess you do have courage, give you that), myspace pages and emo blogs!
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Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 18:31:00 -
[75]
Edited by: Shigsy on 11/02/2009 18:31:47
Originally by: Capt Lothar Maybe you guys would be more suited joining up with CVA, where fantasy becomes reality. Lulz.
Maybe you'd be suited joining up with THE INTERNET. where you can play hard without doing anything ingame.
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Capt Lothar
the united
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Posted - 2009.02.11 18:39:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Shigsy
Maybe you'd be suited joining up with THE INTERNET. where you can play hard without doing anything ingame.
Your insult is weak and laughable, but on the bright side you managed to spell each word correctly this time. I think the trick is you only used two sentences that time. I believe you've found your sweet spot Shigsy! Stick with it and before you know it you'll be able to string together entire paragraphs that we can all enjoy.
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Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 18:42:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Capt Lothar
Originally by: Shigsy
Maybe you'd be suited joining up with THE INTERNET. where you can play hard without doing anything ingame.
Your insult is weak and laughable, but on the bright side you managed to spell each word correctly this time. I think the trick is you only used two sentences that time. I believe you've found your sweet spot Shigsy! Stick with it and before you know it you'll be able to string together entire paragraphs that we can all enjoy.
Your corp is weak and laughable, unfortunately, there's no bright side for the united. I admit, you do know the trick to failing. You guys appear to have a found a niche in eve. If you stick with it you'll be going nowhere in notime!
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Alowishus
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Posted - 2009.02.11 18:45:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Capt Lothar
Originally by: Shigsy
Maybe you'd be suited joining up with THE INTERNET. where you can play hard without doing anything ingame.
Your insult is weak and laughable, but on the bright side you managed to spell each word correctly this time. I think the trick is you only used two sentences that time. I believe you've found your sweet spot Shigsy! Stick with it and before you know it you'll be able to string together entire paragraphs that we can all enjoy.
Actually I much prefer him to Lark responding to his alts or talking about dealing with things. Or UnBraLace or whatever and his walls of text where by the end you KNOW he's crying, just a little.
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Capt Lothar
the united
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Posted - 2009.02.11 18:45:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Shigsy
Your corp is weak and laughable, unfortunately, there's no bright side for the united. I admit, you do know the trick to failing. You guys appear to have a found a niche in eve. If you stick with it you'll be going nowhere in notime!
You're boring, put Lark back on. His RP and insults are far more entertaining.
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Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 18:47:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Capt Lothar
Originally by: Shigsy
Your corp is weak and laughable, unfortunately, there's no bright side for the united. I admit, you do know the trick to failing. You guys appear to have a found a niche in eve. If you stick with it you'll be going nowhere in notime!
You're boring, put Lark back on. His RP and insults are far more entertaining.
Unfortunately lark is not available at the moment, but if you leave your name and number, im sure he'll get back to you.
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Capt Lothar
the united
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Posted - 2009.02.11 18:57:00 -
[81]
My apologies Shig, I feel we may have gotten off on the wrong foot here. As recompense, I'd like to purchase you one of these to show you just how sorry I am.
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Capt Lothar
the united
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Posted - 2009.02.11 19:08:00 -
[82]
I must apologize further Shig. As you have not yet received my gift, I know you will not understand the meaning of the word "recompense". How silly of me.
I am not above helping those less fortunate than myself, so I'll hold your hand here.
rec⋅om⋅pense [rek-uhm-pens] verb, -pensed, -pens⋅ing, noun ûverb (used with object) 1. to repay; remunerate; reward, as for service, aid, etc. 2. to pay or give compensation for; make restitution or requital for (damage, injury, or the like). ûverb (used without object) 3. to make compensation for something; repay someone: no attempt to recompense for our trouble. ûnoun 4. compensation, as for an injury, wrong, etc.: to make recompense for the loss one's carelessness has caused. 5. a repayment or requital, as for favors, gifts, etc. 6. a remuneration or reward, as for services, aid, or the like.
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Jogvan
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 19:20:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Alowishus Triumvirate hot drops
As in it happened more than once? Or actually involved more than 1 pilot?
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Alowishus
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Posted - 2009.02.11 19:48:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Jogvan
Originally by: Alowishus Triumvirate hot drops
As in it happened more than once? Or actually involved more than 1 pilot?
You're correct. Upon closer investigation, my statement is inaccurate. Replace "Triumverate" with "gratuitous." To be clear you were up three carriers and then dropped four more against a non-cap fleet practically your first day back from 0.0. Neos are a one trick pony: Premature ejaculation of cap ships.
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Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 19:51:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Alowishus
Originally by: Jogvan
Originally by: Alowishus Triumvirate hot drops
As in it happened more than once? Or actually involved more than 1 pilot?
You're correct. Upon closer investigation, my statement is inaccurate. Replace "Triumverate" with "gratuitous." To be clear you were up three carriers and then dropped four more against a non-cap fleet practically your first day back from 0.0. Neos are a one trick pony: Premature ejaculation of cap ships.
I hear you can get pills to help prevent that kind of thing, can you hook a brother up?
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Malusae
Caldari House CHOAM Terrebellum
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Posted - 2009.02.11 20:22:00 -
[86]
C&P becomes more like COAD everyday...
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50freefly
Caldari Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 21:07:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Alowishus Prove I'm lying.
It's really your word against ours, at least for the purpose of your ridiculous forum grandstanding. But in reality your players know our players, some of them pretty well. Lark knows that amongst the united, Martok is of the utmost integrity and would never log to avoid a fight. Warp off, yes, which he had plenty of time to do as at that point we didn't even know you guys were coming. He got angry and logged. A big mistake that cost him.
You guys can't be stupid enough to think that he logged because of you when 1) you weren't anywhere near us and 2) we have a POS in system. If you are that stupid, hats off really. This trumps your napfest, Triumvirate hot drops, 0.0 carebearing (check their sec statuses), constant bait traps... not to mention some of your members wives (guess you do have courage, give you that), myspace pages and emo blogs!
That's a pretty big egg to swallow. I have seen Martok around enough to know that he's not absolutely ******ed, and you have to be absolutely ******ed to straight up log out under sentry fire, putting your (billion isk+) ship(s) at extreme risk, over some noobs. ESPECIALLY when I'm sure your spy network had already noticed a couple domis from the corp you are archenemies with knocking on your door.
You'd think he'd at least warp to his POS (located conveniently in system as I'm told). This takes about 10 or 15 seconds. Hit 'warp to pos', wait till both accounts enter warp, and then Ctrl+q all you like. Although, I must admit, I am not sure I would have been able to keep my cool for that long if noobs weren't fitting their ships right.
Furthermore, @ Lothar for calling someone a nerd for rp-trolling someone. On an internet spaceships forum.
Oh btw Lothar, we just checked and we may have a spot available for you at NSPTA. I understand you were very interested in joining a couple weeks ago.
j/k j/k we're full.
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 21:16:00 -
[88]
Edited by: Larkonis Trassler on 11/02/2009 21:16:41 FORUM WARRIORS ASSEMBLE!
Firstly... reference our supposed NAPfest. One member has an alt in Triumvirate who I think are far to busy right now to be concerned with the petty squablings of a pair of second rate lowsec pirate corps. However before an Olive Branch was offered by your leadership he did set up This little doozy completely without my knowledge (nice one btw). As for the PVP powerhouse alliance that is Ignition... I have never seen anyone soil their breeches so hard about what is essentially a two man alliance. I have had many, many offers of help, ex members, carebears, old enemies etc etc. I have turned all of them down. It would appear that yes indeed, the whole of Eve is out to get you guys, it's just that we won't be bringing them to help us.
We travelled to 0.0 for a break. This was planned weeks before the break down in diplomacy between us. We stuck around for the war with Noir. and had fun with that. Sec status is an advantage yes. I'm sure we'll burn through it soon enough on other endevours. Hell I'll pay for a wardec if you're that emo about it.
The other night we anchored a bait pos in Rancer, unfortunately, being the incredibly rude people you are you shooted it before it was fully fueled and stronted so we made a beeline back from 0.0. The majority of our cap fleet was ordered to hold off while we tried to draw out some of yours (I will note that you had more cap pilots online at the time). Eventually we got bored and just dropped the rest of them in, mainly to see your gratuitous smack in local. Later on when you came back to pew pew the pos again (yawnzor) with a 12 man BS gang as we only had 3 people online we made Carrier droppage again, just for lulz. This seems to have put the fear of God into you guys, once again I'll reimpress that you have a much larger cap fleet. The toys are there in the toy box to play with and maybe get broken.
Ref last night. I dropped an alt into Rancer to see what was on the gate. 5xbs and 2-3 HICs/Rapiers. I grabbed two Domi's and had a corpmate in a third as backup holding in Otou. Everyone was still on the gate when we were 1 jump out. As soon as we jump into Rancer the gate clears, either warping to your pos or loggoffskiing. If your man had indeed logged at the gate with agro (durp) before he saw us and then jumped on to warn you, would it not have been a good idea to come back and get his ships safe?
I also like the fact that several of your members are so unable to distinguish the line between a game and reality that they resort to finding people's personal details and phoning them, in one case internationally, to harass them.
Like it or not we have you on the back foot. When we are in local, even in small numbers you remain docked up unless you are able to put 20+ guys on the gate (must suck for profit sharing, but then you have other sources of income like the hisec macro miners who are paying you not to suicide them, just don't put it into a Titan fund ala Daisho). You have to react to our every move. We have your testes in an iron grip.
You have our demands. Pay, move or die.
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Alowishus
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Posted - 2009.02.11 21:42:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler Ref last night. I dropped an alt into Rancer to see what was on the gate. 5xbs and 2-3 HICs/Rapiers. I grabbed two Domi's and had a corpmate in a third as backup holding in Otou. Everyone was still on the gate when we were 1 jump out. As soon as we jump into Rancer the gate clears, either warping to your pos or loggoffskiing. If your man had indeed logged at the gate with agro (durp) before he saw us and then jumped on to warn you, would it not have been a good idea to come back and get his ships safe?
As I said, there was a serious breakdown going on in our vent due to newbishness. I left before Martok did because I was ****ed. I docked though. I don't know what Martok was thinking logging off with aggro. Who knows, maybe his baby was crying- it's happened before. I can't speak for him, all I can tell you is what happened. You can think of it what you will
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.11 21:46:00 -
[90]
I can't believe this thread is still going and anybody in their right minds are still giving a **** about it, to be frank --------------------------------------------
Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you. |
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Ignition SemperFi
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.02.11 21:49:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Alowishus
As I said, there was a serious breakdown going on in our vent due to newbishness. I left before Martok did because I was ****ed. I docked though. I don't know what Martok was thinking logging off with aggro. Who knows, maybe his baby was crying- it's happened before. I can't speak for him, all I can tell you is what happened. You can think of it what you will
sounds like you need to sort your stuff.... either that or the prostitute ransom would of worked better for your guys
---- People Say Im paranoid because I have a gun, I say I dont have to be paranoid because I have a gun.
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They already did introduce a counter to missiles, it's called Quantum Rise
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Ga'len
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 22:07:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Shigsy ...Your corp is weak and laughable, unfortunately, there's no bright side for the united. I admit, you do know the trick to failing. You guys appear to have a found a niche in eve. If you stick with it you'll be going nowhere in notime!
Shigsy, you forget, they have also found their niche outside of EVE as well. Not only do they grief people in game, they resort to griefing outside of EVE. They like to find people's unlisted mobile phone numbers, call them and leave harassing phone messages.
Proof before it's asked for: http://www.eve-druid.com/2009/02/06/its-just-a-game-you-know/
They have their niche mate, they love to grief people. Their corp is not laughable as I can find no humor in such actions that lack integrity and honor. I find nothing for them save pity that their lives are so lacking in meaning and fulfillment. It's not something to look at and laugh, it's something to look at and learn important lessons.
- These people are the result of no integrity.
- These people are the result of no honor.
- These people are not worthy of the people they prey upon.
Thus, it is up to those who have integrity, who have honor and the will to maintain their strength of character to set things right.
They will not understand us Shigsy, they will never understand the ways of honor. They will laugh at our words and laugh at all those who have honor and strength of character, it is the path they have been led upon. I will not attempt to smack them Shigys as I lack your gift and execution of language. I will simply say this:
We have stood at the gates and gazed upon them, seeing them rank with filth and fear. We have measured their character and found them wanting. United they stand in dishonor, United they cower in shame and United they will most certainly fall.
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Alowishus
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Posted - 2009.02.11 23:03:00 -
[93]
Pot, meet kettle.
Your "unlisted" phone number was found when doing a domain registry search on the thebl3h.com domain. You remember- the one that has an out of game, harassing ransom request up. It took five seconds to look you up on whois.com. Since you used your real first and last name to register the domain, it took another five seconds to find your myspace page, which you also used your real name on.
If you weren't prepared for this to go out of the game, why'd you use our old domain to put up that silly ransom? Web pages = out of game.
You're an idiot.
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ebonyivory
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Posted - 2009.02.11 23:05:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Capt Lothar Spartans
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
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Ga'len
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 23:13:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Alowishus Pot, meet kettle.
Your "unlisted" phone number was found when doing a domain registry search on the thebl3h.com domain. You remember- the one that has an out of game, harassing ransom request up. It took five seconds to look you up on whois.com. Since you used your real first and last name to register the domain, it took another five seconds to find your myspace page, which you also used your real name on.
If you weren't prepared for this to go out of the game, why'd you use our old domain to put up that silly ransom? Web pages = out of game.
You're an idiot.
For the record, it's my domain as United did not pay for it. You remember, United leadership asked for my assistance in setting up a new internet presence, mainly a killboard, as your last techie left your corp, being rather tired of the verbal abuse from your leadership.
As for the whois search, looking up information is one thing. Using that information to make a harassing phone call is quite another issue and given the nature of the messages left, illegal in the real world apparently.
So, let me understand your point here. You are saying that to track someone down on the internet, search for all information you can find about them, obtain contact information without their direct permission and then to make a several unwanted phone calls with the intent of creating fear and anguish as a result of said phone calls is acceptable behavior?
Do I understand your point?
http://www.eve-druid.com |
Alowishus
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Posted - 2009.02.11 23:20:00 -
[96]
Edited by: Alowishus on 11/02/2009 23:20:47
Originally by: Ga'len You are saying that to track someone down on the internet, search for all information you can find about them, obtain contact information without their direct permission and then to make a several unwanted phone calls with the intent of creating fear and anguish as a result of said phone calls is acceptable behavior?
I'm saying you whine too much. You pretend to be the poor innocent game player here but let's not kid ourselves. You can dish it out but you can't take it.
As far as the prank phone calls, ever listen to the radio? Prank phone calls are funny. I didn't hear anything that was frightening. I think you're being overly sensitive, or at least feigning sensitivity, and as usual with your corp, trying to spin this a certain way. In this case, you're acting like a victim who didn't in any way instigate any of this. Maybe you think it was taken too far. But when you're messing with people out of game, making web pages about them, why do YOU get to decide what is too far? Please. Stop crying.
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Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
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Posted - 2009.02.11 23:32:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
Originally by: Chomin H'ak Posting in a 'who gives a rat's ass thread'.
CAOD is over there, 'boys'.
No, this is a battle of trolls too epic for even CAOD.
Well, I'll agree that even CAOD couldn't handle it, but meh on the epic... very meh.
I refuse to post further in this thread because I am helping it stay alive.
Originally by: Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
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Ga'len
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 23:36:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Alowishus Edited by: Alowishus on 11/02/2009 23:20:47
Originally by: Ga'len You are saying that to track someone down on the internet, search for all information you can find about them, obtain contact information without their direct permission and then to make a several unwanted phone calls with the intent of creating fear and anguish as a result of said phone calls is acceptable behavior?
I'm saying you whine too much. You pretend to be the poor innocent game player here but let's not kid ourselves. You can dish it out but you can't take it.
As far as the prank phone calls, ever listen to the radio? Prank phone calls are funny. I didn't hear anything that was frightening. I think you're being overly sensitive, or at least feigning sensitivity, and as usual with your corp, trying to spin this a certain way. In this case, you're acting like a victim who didn't in any way instigate any of this. Maybe you think it was taken too far. But when you're messing with people out of game, making web pages about them, why do YOU get to decide what is too far? Please. Stop crying.
Hosting in game content is a common practice in EVE Online. Killboards are a classic example of taking in game content and putting it on the internet for all the world to see. Public forums, such as Scrapheap Challenge is another classic example. Blogs are yet another example, such as http://www.eve-druid.com.
The domain that United asked me to register for them, http://www.thebl3h.com, was used for a killboard and forums until our relationship melted away. Remember, I asked on several occasions for United to take over their domain ownership and hosting, they outright took no action.
So let me make sure that I understand you here. You you agree that making an unwanted phone call and leaving messages where there is explicit use of profane language and/or making threats to sexually assault someone's wife are in fact humorous?
I just want make sure that I understand your position here on such out of game harassment.
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Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 23:44:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Alowishus Edited by: Alowishus on 11/02/2009 23:20:47
Originally by: Ga'len You are saying that to track someone down on the internet, search for all information you can find about them, obtain contact information without their direct permission and then to make a several unwanted phone calls with the intent of creating fear and anguish as a result of said phone calls is acceptable behavior?
I'm saying you whine too much. You pretend to be the poor innocent game player here but let's not kid ourselves. You can dish it out but you can't take it.
As far as the prank phone calls, ever listen to the radio? Prank phone calls are funny. I didn't hear anything that was frightening. I think you're being overly sensitive, or at least feigning sensitivity, and as usual with your corp, trying to spin this a certain way. In this case, you're acting like a victim who didn't in any way instigate any of this. Maybe you think it was taken too far. But when you're messing with people out of game, making web pages about them, why do YOU get to decide what is too far? Please. Stop crying.
"This <****> is on now <racist comment>" is a bit more than a prank phonecall. I enjoy lulz as much as everyone else, but telling someone they'll have to "change your number now <racist comment>" is taking the ****.
You're saying Ga'len instigated this harrassment? For what? Making your pixels go pop? You need to learn the difference between a game and reality mate.
Also, Ga'len for el presidento.
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Alowishus
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Posted - 2009.02.11 23:46:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Ga'len I just want make sure that I understand your position here on such out of game harassment.
I haven't stated my position. I'm saying that if you mess with people they may mess with you back and you should be prepared for it. But I really have no opinion on any specifics, like alleged phone calls made to you. None of my business.
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Ga'len
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.12 00:23:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Alowishus I haven't stated my position. I'm saying that if you mess with people they may mess with you back and you should be prepared for it. But I really have no opinion on any specifics, like alleged phone calls made to you. None of my business.
Mate, there are not alleged phone calls. I received a number of call and a total of 4 messages were left that night. The first message is from Sandwich, the second from someone I am not sure who it is, sounds like angry23 but it could be someone else and the lst two are also from Sandwich.
Don't take my word for it, listen to the messages yourself, you can find them here: http://www.eve-druid.com/2009/02/06/its-just-a-game-you-know/
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ANGRY23
Caldari the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.12 00:33:00 -
[102]
NOT GUILTY!!!!
Gaylen get your wires straight before you open your mouth in future
He didn't LISTEN!!!!!!!!! __________________________________________
Blood Blind, keeping alive the old pirate ways!
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Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.12 00:44:00 -
[103]
Originally by: ANGRY23 NOT GUILTY!!!!
Gaylen get your wires straight before you open your mouth in future
He didn't LISTEN!!!!!!!!!
Why dont you dock about it.
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Alowishus
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Posted - 2009.02.12 03:45:00 -
[104]
Why dock about it when you can blog about it?
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Arathon Theimies
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.12 04:14:00 -
[105]
To all members, applicants and future applicants of Negative Ten Alliance. I am making this post because I grow tired of these trolling battles, I desire only Eve battles. These past few weeks have show us, and the Eve community as a whole that you have no honor. You complain on the forums about our methods, our tactics, we use only tactics that you have open to yourselves, your capital fleets are far larger than ours. As Lark has said, the toys are in the toy box to be played with and on the occasion broken. You have shown the world your true colors. Cowards. You boast of your exploits in local and on the forums while you remain safely docked in system, even with astounding numerical advantages I can only dream of. If all you desire is to insult someone from around the globe, there is a game called Forumwarz, I suggest you try it. Some of you have taken the conflict further and taken this into real life. There are certain barriers that are not meant to be crossed, this being one of them. If these comments were to be made in game, CCP would take action if they were ever notified of them, this holds true for the real world authorities. I attend a public high school in the United States and even those half brain dead fools understand this. Many of you are grown men, though recent events have shown us that some of you are adults in age only. I am tired of hearing these comments over chat channels and forum. The only place I wish to engage in hostilities with you is outside of a station, in internet spaceships. I will not reply to any cheap shots made at me in any way besides my guns firing.
Regards,
-Ara
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Alowishus
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Posted - 2009.02.12 04:42:00 -
[106]
When I was in high school I got laid.
I think this clearly demonstrates the difference between us and the Neos.
Try not to trip over your wizard sleeves.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.02.12 04:49:00 -
[107]
Originally by: Alowishus
When I was in high school I got laid.
I think this clearly demonstrates the difference between us and the Neos.
Try not to trip over your wizard sleeves.
So did i but that doesnt mean im not ******ed... wait.. umm...... poo.
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FYAD Terrorist
the undivided Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.12 06:21:00 -
[108]
Edited by: FYAD Terrorist on 12/02/2009 06:22:43 edit: i'm gay
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Eva midgard
Caldari the undivided Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.12 07:11:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Alowishus
When I was in high school I got laid.
I think this clearly demonstrates the difference between us and the Neos.
Try not to trip over your wizard sleeves.
Some truth in the thread at last \o/
As for bringing rl **** into a spaceships fourm, which ccp have made clear they don't want.
All your doing is trying to bait someone so you can get them banned , but i can't understand why, i listend to that and i don't hear any mention of spaceships or eve in that message, so why is it relevant on eve fourms?????
But since we are on that ? why don't you do something about it? i know what i did to the last person to phoned me and said things i didn't like. (relevent because it was also unrelated to eve)
But i think i know why, read whats in the quote.
Again i'll say that rl **** should be left off the fourms and out of game.
AS for claiming martok logofski'd you guys know he wouldn't do that and its complete BS that you would claim that
Can any of you say you would get ****ed if morons were making it difficult for you to tend to you baby??
His baby comes first thats why he logged.
Thanks for saving my carrier that was honourable of you, BUT FUK YOU REALLY, dising marok is so out of line. ..
RIVUR'TAMS alt
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.02.12 07:13:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Eva midgard A bunch'o'stuff
Quite obviously he was RPing.. I mean geez..
NOT a kublai alt. Honest! |
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.12 07:39:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Eva midgard
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I dunno, the fact that the guy in the message uses Ga'len's ingame name and sounds suspisciously like one of your directorate kind of indicates that it's due to internets spaceships hate. We weren't the ones to bring RL into it, you were.
Apologies for the loggoffski claims. I am only relating what I saw. One second he was on the gate, I jump into local, I check back to my scout and he was warping off in a random direction. OFC real life priorities should always come before internets spaceships. But for the purposes of this propaganda war (thanks for making this thread btw Scots Tsunami of Negative Ten Alliance with your newly purchased alt) examples must be made.
Yes, we are terrible at forum warrioring. We are terrible at PVP. We suck at this game.
But we're better than you.
/thread This will be dealt with. |
Eva midgard
Caldari the undivided Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.12 09:04:00 -
[112]
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
Originally by: Eva midgard
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Apologies for the loggoffski claims. I am only relating what I saw. One second he was on the gate, I jump into local, I check back to my scout and he was warping off in a random direction. OFC real life priorities should always come before internets spaceships. But for the purposes of this propaganda war examples must be made.
Thank you
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
Yes, we are terrible at forum warrioring. We are terrible at PVP. We suck at this game.
But we're better than you.
Every ones i'm much sexer and has all the goats . .
RIVUR'TAMS alt
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.12 09:36:00 -
[113]
Originally by: FYAD Terrorist Edited by: FYAD Terrorist on 12/02/2009 06:22:43 edit: i'm gay
yep
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Frodon
Antiloncker
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Posted - 2009.02.12 09:54:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Ga'len
Shigsy, you forget, they have also found their niche outside of EVE as well. Not only do they grief people in game, they resort to griefing outside of EVE. They like to find people's unlisted mobile phone numbers, call them and leave harassing phone messages.
Proof before it's asked for: http://www.eve-druid.com/2009/02/06/its-just-a-game-you-know/
They have their niche mate, they love to grief people. Their corp is not laughable as I can find no humor in such actions that lack integrity and honor. I find nothing for them save pity that their lives are so lacking in meaning and fulfillment. It's not something to look at and laugh, it's something to look at and learn important lessons.
- These people are the result of no integrity.
- These people are the result of no honor.
- These people are not worthy of the people they prey upon.
Thus, it is up to those who have integrity, who have honor and the will to maintain their strength of character to set things right.
They will not understand us Shigsy, they will never understand the ways of honor. They will laugh at our words and laugh at all those who have honor and strength of character, it is the path they have been led upon. I will not attempt to smack them Shigys as I lack your gift and execution of language. I will simply say this:
We have stood at the gates and gazed upon them, seeing them rank with filth and fear. We have measured their character and found them wanting. United they stand in dishonor, United they cower in shame and United they will most certainly fall.
LOL la "soit disante truth" in the mouth of a lyer.
Sorry can't resist.
And sorry for my bad spelling :)
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Kaya Valda
Caldari Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.12 11:38:00 -
[115]
Originally by: Frodon
LOL la "soit disante truth" in the mouth of a lyer.
Sorry can't resist.
Erm... what? I don't understand, is this Esperanto?
- Read My Blog
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Daff Punk
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.12 11:40:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Frodon
Originally by: Ga'len
Shigsy, you forget, they have also found their niche outside of EVE as well. Not only do they grief people in game, they resort to griefing outside of EVE. They like to find people's unlisted mobile phone numbers, call them and leave harassing phone messages.
Proof before it's asked for: http://www.eve-druid.com/2009/02/06/its-just-a-game-you-know/
They have their niche mate, they love to grief people. Their corp is not laughable as I can find no humor in such actions that lack integrity and honor. I find nothing for them save pity that their lives are so lacking in meaning and fulfillment. It's not something to look at and laugh, it's something to look at and learn important lessons.
- These people are the result of no integrity.
- These people are the result of no honor.
- These people are not worthy of the people they prey upon.
Thus, it is up to those who have integrity, who have honor and the will to maintain their strength of character to set things right.
They will not understand us Shigsy, they will never understand the ways of honor. They will laugh at our words and laugh at all those who have honor and strength of character, it is the path they have been led upon. I will not attempt to smack them Shigys as I lack your gift and execution of language. I will simply say this:
We have stood at the gates and gazed upon them, seeing them rank with filth and fear. We have measured their character and found them wanting. United they stand in dishonor, United they cower in shame and United they will most certainly fall.
LOL la "soit disante truth" in the mouth of a lyer.
Sorry can't resist.
Wait, who invited you?
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Vaden Khale
Amarr the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.12 12:01:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Kaya Valda
Originally by: Frodon
LOL la "soit disante truth" in the mouth of a lyer.
Sorry can't resist.
Erm... what? I don't understand, is this Esperanto?
I think that means, "That is to tell the truth" or "To tell one self the truth" in the mouth of a liar. Or something like that.
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Mickey Simon
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.12 13:47:00 -
[118]
Originally by: Ga'len Proof before it's asked for: http://www.eve-druid.com/2009/02/06/its-just-a-game-you-know/
As a neutral observer, these actions if true are unbelievably low. I would not hesitate for an instant about contacting the authoraties. That people would actually do this **** is ridiculous.
Originally by: Alowishus You're an idiot.
I don't think he's an idiot. A little naive perhaps, but not an idiot. He wasn't to know people would lookup his domain registration info with malicious intent - especially what is over a game.
Originally by: Alowishus Maybe you think it was taken too far. But when you're messing with people out of game, making web pages about them, why do YOU get to decide what is too far? Please. Stop crying.
I hardly think editing a EVE-based website that he has full rights over to contain ransom demands (so, not harrassment) is anywhere near the same as harrassing someone via offensive answering machine messages.
One's amusing, the other's far too far. Meanwhile, on the other side of town . . . |
Alowishus
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Posted - 2009.02.12 15:08:00 -
[119]
Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get.
/makes fart noise |
Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.12 15:22:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get.
Why did you turn off your corp ticker btw
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Mickey Simon
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.12 15:56:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get.
I don't think that's the case, but regardless I speak as an individual, not as a member of any affiliation. Meanwhile, on the other side of town . . . |
Alowishus
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.12 16:13:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Shigsy
Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get.
Why did you turn off your corp ticker btw
Was going to trade this char for another. But decided last night, after 5 years, I don't want anyone else to have it.
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Marc Isabel
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.12 20:03:00 -
[123]
Edited by: Marc Isabel on 12/02/2009 20:04:35
Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get.
Speaking for myself:
Yes, I am biased towards anyone who can fight proper PvP, instead of just bringing cannon fodder to a fight like you did
/me grabs a towel. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.12 21:22:00 -
[124]
Edited by: Shigsy on 12/02/2009 21:22:26
Originally by: Marc Isabel Edited by: Marc Isabel on 12/02/2009 20:04:35
Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get.
Speaking for myself:
Yes, I am biased towards anyone who can fight proper PvP, instead of just bringing cannon fodder to a fight like you did
/me grabs a towel.
haha epic burn
i <3 you guys
edit: lucky our setup on united worked where we lost a carrier to you but at least we baited them and killed some battleships. and pods, oh the pods were glorious
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.12 22:42:00 -
[125]
Originally by: Shigsy lucky our setup on united worked where we lost a carrier to you but at least we baited them and killed some battleships. and pods, oh the pods were glorious
Nice...All the denial of it being a setup and now you change your mind? There goes my respect for Neo...
Apoctasy > unfortunately, Concord does not reimburse citizens for their own stupidity
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Kaya Valda
Caldari Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.12 23:12:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Shigsy lucky our setup on united worked where we lost a carrier to you but at least we baited them and killed some battleships. and pods, oh the pods were glorious
Nice...All the denial of it being a setup and now you change your mind? There goes my respect for Neo...
lol. I wouldn't trust anything in this thread to be the truth. And no-one respects Shigsy
- Read My Blog
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.12 23:38:00 -
[127]
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Shigsy lucky our setup on united worked where we lost a carrier to you but at least we baited them and killed some battleships. and pods, oh the pods were glorious
Nice...All the denial of it being a setup and now you change your mind? There goes my respect for Neo...
I guess sarcasm doesn't transfer well across the internets. Also I have very little respect for Keanu Reeves anyway. This thread is rubbish. Let it die everyone. This will be dealt with. |
mikeh24
The Flying Tigers
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Posted - 2009.02.13 03:38:00 -
[128]
No let it live lark. You guys are making some good progress here
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GeneralMartok
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.13 06:40:00 -
[129]
regards to worf/se7en...
waiting for petition... was actually getting offline and had warped those 2 to POS prior to logoff this happened prior to you guys even entering miro... (as noted to my guys as me logging back into vent for the warning)
nice catch on your part... but hopefully petition goes in my favor
Hab SoSlI' Quch! |
James Malice
Gallente Coalition Of Resolution
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Posted - 2009.02.13 06:46:00 -
[130]
Not letting a funny thread die.
Well, not really funny... and it will die eventualy... it is a thread though, so I got one part right...
Originally by: MooKids I like them, I have an elite rating in HULL TANKING! That is like saying I can block punches with my face.
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Count MonteCarlo
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2009.02.13 15:18:00 -
[131]
This dishonor will not escape the reach of my, Count MonteCarlo's ARM, I will personally see to it that neo spartans will draw their last breath within this month
*Count MonteCarlo frowns at the united and says, "dont worry, I Count MonteCarlo the fierce is here to help" the united looks up at Count MonteCarlo the fierce and says thank you, and smiles back, Count MonteCarlo's mood suddenly changes, he becomes angry and points his sword in the direction of the Neo Spartans, THIS WILL NOT STAND!*
*Count MonteCarlo the fierce announces to all that attended this meeting that this will not stand*
Shigsy I can tell you from the dialuation of your pupils that you are a 17 year old that lives in Ireland, not even a man yet, I will put you in your place with the might of my Maelstrom AKA BIRD OF PREY
*Count MonteCarlo the fierceturns around and notices that The United is shocked, but relieved, one curious the united member approaches Count MonteCarlo the fierce and asks "Are you really going to bring the BIRD OF PREY?" Count MonteCarlo the fierce grinned, then looked upwards to the sky and pointed at his mighty MaelStrom that was only around 100 metres from the gathering*
*Count MonteCarlo the fierce then turned around, after grinning at the BIRD OF PREY for what seemed to be eternity, and announced to the united, I WILL LEAD THE ATTACK, WE WILL VANQUISH OUR ENEMY, WE WILL BE TRIUMPHANT, NEO SPARTANS WILL FALL AND THE UNITED WILL RISE, THIS WILL BE THE END OF THE RANCER CONSTELATION AS WE KNOW IT*
*Count MonteCarlo the fierce announces to all that attended the gathering that this will NOT STAND, and the Neo spartans will fall*
*Count MonteCarlo smiles at his friends, the united, then smoke seeps from the rocks covering Count MonteCarlo the fierce, but leaving an outline of DEATH, CHAOS, INTEGRITY, MIGHT, TRUTH, HONOR, Count MonteCarlo is gone..*
*For the time being *
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William DeMeo
Gallente Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.13 15:37:00 -
[132]
It's funny cuz we will win. Yarr |
Count MonteCarlo
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2009.02.13 15:40:00 -
[133]
*Count MonteCarlo the fierce pulls GENOS OCCODIRE into this siege*
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Taram Caldar
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.13 15:41:00 -
[134]
Edited by: Taram Caldar on 13/02/2009 15:41:44
Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get.
Showing respect for a foe who fights well in PVP is normal on these forums. Neo's have shown us they're worthy of our respect and so we are happy to give it to them. In both combat and in the way they handle themselves after combat, even when they lose they were worthy of respect. United has given us no reason to respect their pvp abilities or their personalities. Witness the nonsense you guys started over losing a battleship squad you brought to a fight where we had deployed to kill caps. Running around blaming Neo's for conspiring with us against you.... Seriously... why would we bother? We weren't having any trouble fulfilling our contract and it's against our policy to give aid to a target we've been contracted against. So your claims are not only baseless they're downright foolish.
Clue: We weren't contracted to fight you. We were contracted against Neo's. Not our fault you chose to stick your nose into the fight and got it smashed flat. Even that would have been a respectable loss against us. We were there with a plan and knew you were likely to show and were ready to stomp you flat just as we did if you did show. Your actions afterward are what earned you most of our pilot's disdain. You showed no respect, even for your allies, which is just pathetic.
My only regret is that I couldn't be on for the ops against Neos on the contract :( Darn fights all occurred during euro timezone :(
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William DeMeo
Gallente Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.13 15:43:00 -
[135]
Edited by: William DeMeo on 13/02/2009 15:43:46
Originally by: Taram Caldar Edited by: Taram Caldar on 13/02/2009 15:41:44
Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get.
Showing respect for a foe who fights well in PVP is normal on these forums. Neo's have shown us they're worthy of our respect and so we are happy to give it to them. In both combat and in the way they handle themselves after combat, even when they lose they were worthy of respect. United has given us no reason to respect their pvp abilities or their personalities. Witness the nonsense you guys started over losing a battleship squad you brought to a fight where we had deployed to kill caps. Running around blaming Neo's for conspiring with us against you.... Seriously... why would we bother? We weren't having any trouble fulfilling our contract and it's against our policy to give aid to a target we've been contracted against. So your claims are not only baseless they're downright foolish.
Clue: We weren't contracted to fight you. We were contracted against Neo's. Not our fault you chose to stick your nose into the fight and got it smashed flat. Even that would have been a respectable loss against us. We were there with a plan and knew you were likely to show and were ready to stomp you flat just as we did if you did show. Your actions afterward are what earned you most of our pilot's disdain. You showed no respect, even for your allies, which is just pathetic.
My only regret is that I couldn't be on for the ops against Neos on the contract :( Darn fights all occurred during euro timezone :(
Judging by your post you suck at pvp, we will surely defeat you. *William DeMeo pulls "Noir" into this siege* Yarr |
Count MonteCarlo
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2009.02.13 15:47:00 -
[136]
Originally by: Taram Caldar Edited by: Taram Caldar on 13/02/2009 15:41:44
Originally by: Alowishus Neutral observer? Noir felates the Neos on the forums every chance they get.
Showing respect for a foe who fights well in PVP is normal on these forums. Neo's have shown us they're worthy of our respect and so we are happy to give it to them. In both combat and in the way they handle themselves after combat, even when they lose they were worthy of respect. United has given us no reason to respect their pvp abilities or their personalities. Witness the nonsense you guys started over losing a battleship squad you brought to a fight where we had deployed to kill caps. Running around blaming Neo's for conspiring with us against you.... Seriously... why would we bother? We weren't having any trouble fulfilling our contract and it's against our policy to give aid to a target we've been contracted against. So your claims are not only baseless they're downright foolish.
Clue: We weren't contracted to fight you. We were contracted against Neo's. Not our fault you chose to stick your nose into the fight and got it smashed flat. Even that would have been a respectable loss against us. We were there with a plan and knew you were likely to show and were ready to stomp you flat just as we did if you did show. Your actions afterward are what earned you most of our pilot's disdain. You showed no respect, even for your allies, which is just pathetic.
My only regret is that I couldn't be on for the ops against Neos on the contract :( Darn fights all occurred during euro timezone :(
*Count MonteCarlo the fierce turns around to his fellow the united followers and asked, WHO IS THIS RIFF RAFF??, one the united member approached Count MonteCarlo the fierce and told him "The Noir. entity is a force to be reckoned with because they are blobbers, they will not fight unless they have lots of people, and they dishonor 1v1's" Count MonteCarlo clunches his fists at such dishonor, and tells Noir. that they will be dealt with if they help the neo spartans again in this conflict (because they did help the neo spartans in the last conflict)*
*Count Montecarlo announces to all that attended the gathering that Noir. will be dealt with if they become a problem*
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Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.13 16:14:00 -
[137]
Originally by: Count MonteCarlo TRAITOROUS S****TALK
GOOD SIR *shigsy loudly calls into the distance. A smile is formed on Shigsy's face as his brow creases*
Do my ears decieve me? Are my communication systems broken? OR ARE YOU A TRAITOROUS S****WHO DENY THY TRUTH AND TEAM UP WITH NO HONOUR OR DECEASE???
Word has come to my ears that you have SET THE UNITED TO CORPERATE LEVEL STATUS OF +1 OR ABOVE, thus making them blue on your overview systems, thus enabling you to effectivly work together.... thus, where is your honour.
Young MonteCarlo, once I help you in high esteem, but now, you are nothing more than the dirty goo in my podjuice. I flush you into space, I despise your smell, I HATE YOU. My passion is not one to be forsaken, and you have done so...
From this day forth... THE FINAL STAND shall feel my wrath. *Shigsy breathes deeply, a shadow forms over the crowd below... fear is seen in the crowd, children are running, women are crying... children are crying, women are running...*
*Shigsy points around the crowd below, signigalling out the traitors below*
THE FINAL STAND... you are warned, STAY FAST, OR STAY SLOW, IT IS YOUR DECISION. *Shigsy draws his dagger...*
CRUCIO!!!!!!! *Shigsy dagger flies from his hands and forces itself into the pressure points of his enemies... pain is felt...*
THIS PAIN IS NOTHING THAT IS WHAT TO COME. Your choices are your choices, choice wisely, or dont choice at all.
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Alowishus
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.13 16:17:00 -
[138]
I, Alowishus the Honorable, was at The Pleasure Hub the other night with Shigsy's 16-year-old sister. As she was about to head under the table I looked about and I noticed several Noir members with ice packs on their jaws. One of them asked if I he could have some chap stick. I didn't ask... |
Count MonteCarlo
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2009.02.13 16:25:00 -
[139]
*Count MonteCarlo is happy, as he drinks some wine his wife just delivered him, he frowned at her and said "Thank you"*
*Count MonteCarlo then monitors his communications systems and saw what Shigsy the young has written, his mouth turns from a happy frown to an angry frown and he mutters to him self "SHIGSY WILL PAY FOR THIS DISHONOR"*
*Count MonteCarlo approaches the house in which Shigsy lives in, with his fists clenched, he sneaks inside and sees Shigsy happily watching some cartoons, Count MonteCarlo notices its just a very large child that has ginger hair, but this wont distract him from his task, Count MonteCarlo screams *AVRA KEDAVRA!!!* a light green beam comes out of nowhere and goes for shigsy...shigsy doges it by an inch...*
*Count MonteCarlo the brave roars and screams COWARD!!! as shigsy flees the battle field.... YOU SPEAK ABOUT HONOR WHEN YOU RUN AWAY FROM SUCH BATTLES?*
*Shigsy, your time will come, I have more power, I'm more wise ( im 18 your 17 ), prepare to be vanquished* |
Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.13 16:33:00 -
[140]
Originally by: Count MonteCarlo Attack vector feirce...
Your attack vector was good... OR WAS IT. You should have remained in school young MonterCarlo... I didnt not evade your pathetic spell, I did not even ATTEMPT to evade YOUR spell. If you weren't such a stupid child, you would realise your grave mistake... A mistake of very grave nature...
AVRA KEDAVRA?????? DO NOT SPEAK WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW YOUNG WELSH BOY. There is a reason welsh boys are not invited to our school... for you are PATHETIC...
*shigsy whispers... Avada Kedavra...*
*A large green light strikes Count MonteCarlo square in his square chest... no mark is seen, for this is Avada Kedavra... it leaves no trace... Count MonteCarlo dies...*
Young child, this is the last time you will mess with me on this clone... for you have been sent to your clone bay, FOR YOUR IGNORANCE... You try to duel with me? We shall no duel... I SHALL WIN.
Maybe next time you shall know the truth of this honorable way of life... If you wish to rematch... I suggest you reread your spells. This may be of use, but im not sure little welsh boys can learn the arts... |
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BallistaII
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.13 16:46:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Count MonteCarlo *Count MonteCarlo the fierce pulls GENOS OCCODIRE into this siege*
WAT? |
Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.02.13 16:51:00 -
[142]
Originally by: BallistaII
Originally by: Count MonteCarlo *Count MonteCarlo the fierce pulls GENOS OCCODIRE into this siege*
WAT?
Stay back young one, I do not wish to be drawn into this BATTLE OF THE TITANS. |
Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
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Posted - 2009.02.13 17:51:00 -
[143]
POASTING IN A DRUG-INDUCED THREAD! |
Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.13 18:15:00 -
[144]
The Great and Legendary Karbacca frowns upon this thread. The smack is strong, but not strong enough. Therefore The Great and Legendary Karbacca has ordered that all parties will be aprehended, their assets "acquired," and their families disbanded. Once all are aprehended, they will be tortured and thrown into the Kyonoke pit where they will suffer for 1000 years. Failure to comply will result in an additional 500 years of painful torture.
The Great and Legendary Karbacca has spoken.
/End Thread.
Apoctasy > unfortunately, Concord does not reimburse citizens for their own stupidity
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Erichk Knaar
Caldari Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.14 04:39:00 -
[145]
Thread has reached RP overload...
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Eva midgard
Caldari the undivided Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.14 08:21:00 -
[146]
Rivur'tam, sits in cornor ,wine in hand clapping betty her prized 3 legged goat, Thinking STFU DIKS i can't hear the FUKIN music. |
JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.02.14 08:47:00 -
[147]
Jordanparey sits back and watches the fireworks, idly twiddling his thumbs as he wonders,'Does this mean I can go through Rancer-Miroitem-Crielere more, just for ****s and giggles?'
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Vaden Khale
Amarr the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.14 09:24:00 -
[148]
Vaden lounges in the pleasure hub sipping his red Gallentean wine. He gazes upon the scantily clad female form dancing on the tables, also known as Lark's mom.
Would you all keep it down, I'm trying to get Lark's college tuition paid for...
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.14 12:34:00 -
[149]
*Larkonis Trassler sits pondering silently, his pipe clamped firmly between his teeth. He sets his pipe down and rises to his feet.
'Count Montecarlo, you claim to be a warrior of Justice, Honour, Integrity, Valour, Truth and Courage yet how can you take a side with the spineless dogs of the United?' he begins pacing, the hairs of his great moustache twitching with ever increasing rage. 'I put it to you sir that you have forsaken these values to line your pockets. Every man has his price Count Montecarlo but I thought yours would be higher than this!'
Larkonis had much thinking to do. It would seem that United, petrified of his small corp, terrified of honourable combat had sent messengers far and wide looking for help. The list of the Coalition of Injustice was growing. Already the vile Francais of the former Roids'Are'Us corporations had seized the opportunity at United's behest to declare a war on the Honourable Neo Spartans. Many others had rallied to United's aid. Larkonis sat and waited. He would stand alone with his corp while the dogs of war were unleashed upon him. He planned to be standing at the end of it. This will be dealt with. |
Shigsy
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.14 12:41:00 -
[150]
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler *Larkonis Trassler sits pondering silently, his pipe clamped firmly between his teeth. He sets his pipe down and rises to his feet.
'Count Montecarlo, you claim to be a warrior of Justice, Honour, Integrity, Valour, Truth and Courage yet how can you take a side with the spineless dogs of the United?' he begins pacing, the hairs of his great moustache twitching with ever increasing rage. 'I put it to you sir that you have forsaken these values to line your pockets. Every man has his price Count Montecarlo but I thought yours would be higher than this!'
Larkonis had much thinking to do. It would seem that United, petrified of his small corp, terrified of honourable combat had sent messengers far and wide looking for help. The list of the Coalition of Injustice was growing. Already the vile Francais of the former Roids'Are'Us corporations had seized the opportunity at United's behest to declare a war on the Honourable Neo Spartans. Many others had rallied to United's aid. Larkonis sat and waited. He would stand alone with his corp while the dogs of war were unleashed upon him. He planned to be standing at the end of it.
*Shigsy frowns idly to great commander, and chief, LARKONIS TRASSLER.*
Sir, sir... *The warning lights begin to flash on Shigsy's radar*
"What is it deckhand Shigsy?" Larkonis Trassler replies
You wont believe it sir, it appears that the NC are coming to get us...
"What? This is madness... Are you sure?" Larkonis asks calmly.
"Yes sir, radar are reporting a napfest..."
"MOTHER OF GOD... THATS NO NC.... THATS UNITED"
*The ship falls silent... silence surrounds the ship...." |
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Eva midgard
Caldari the undivided Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.14 12:47:00 -
[151]
STOP THIS CRAP RIGHT NOW ITS JUST WRONG ALL OF YOU NEED TO TELL THE TRUTH
THE TRUTH I SAY ENGOUGH PONDERING AND WINE DRINKING AND PIPE SMOKING AND EMO RAGING
WE ALL KNOW THIS IS OVER BETTY RIVUR'S PRIZED 3 LEGGED GOAT
i must shout so you all hear
betty has control of all the internets and cak3
the truth |
Sanka Cofie
Amarr Fractured Core
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Posted - 2009.02.14 15:56:00 -
[152]
C and P forum filled with many bad threads this one is the worst. ~-~-~-~-~ -[WillChat4ISK]- I can be the handsome Amarr space captain. You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl. |
Eva midgard
Caldari the undivided Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.14 16:06:00 -
[153]
Originally by: Sanka Cofie C and P forum filled with many bad threads this one is the worst.
so u bump it which makes u just as guilty RIVUR'TAMS alt
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Sanka Cofie
Amarr Fractured Core
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Posted - 2009.02.14 16:20:00 -
[154]
So you bump my bumping it which makes you an accomplice to my being just as guilty. ~-~-~-~-~ -[WillChat4ISK]- I can be the handsome Amarr space captain. You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl. |
Anderson Williams
Gallente Varion Galactic Revolution Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.14 21:08:00 -
[155]
Im sorry I dont understand half of the **** in this thread as of the past two pages. Reading it makes my eyes bleed and reminds me of my days playing Ultima Online.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.14 21:49:00 -
[156]
Originally by: Anderson Williams Im sorry I dont understand half of the **** in this thread as of the past two pages. Reading it makes my eyes bleed and reminds me of my days playing Ultima Online.
The Great and Legendary Karbacca knows and understands all. The last two pages are about sheep.
The Great and Legendary Karbacca has spoken.
/End Thread.
Apoctasy > unfortunately, Concord does not reimburse citizens for their own stupidity
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Eva midgard
Caldari the undivided Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.14 21:59:00 -
[157]
HOW DARE U
SHEEP NEVER
ITS ABOUT GOATS RIVUR'TAMS alt
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Ferocious FeAr
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2009.02.15 00:08:00 -
[158]
Ferocious Fear stomps into the bar and throws his woman down on a chair...
"Sit there woman! let me deal with these imbeciles!!"
His shoulders flex a little and the corners of his mouth start to twitch as he breaks out into a deep and glutteral laugh...
"Haha...........SILENCE YOU FOOLS!.....THE EX UNITED SPARTANS REALISE THEIR INFERIORITY........ WE SHALL BE NEWLY UNITED......UNDER ONE BANNER.....JUSTICE AND UMM....."
*he leans over and whispers in his womans ear* she giggles and stands up, slowly placing her hand under her coat, about to pull something out of the inside pocket...
All the men in the room duck........mostLY shigsy because he is FAT and a chicken shyte...
She unleashes the fury...........(little pink stick from the looks)...
Waving her wand around in the air and screaming like a harpy on crack.....
"Supercalfragilistic Expealidocious"
Fire sparks from the eye balls of all in the room.......Their belts explode and trousers fall to the ground...
Paddles fly off the walls and arses bared get a spanking....
"HAHA" FEROCIOUS FEAR SCREAMS OUT!!!
NEO SPARTARDS.................. YOU HAVE BEEN SPANKED!!!!!!!
"well done beautiful" he whispers to his woman...
"Now be a good girl and get me a drink"
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Sarah Benthwell
White Knights of New Eden Ignition.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 00:09:00 -
[159]
Originally by: Ferocious FeAr
Ferocious Fear stomps into the bar and throws his woman down on a chair...
"Sit there woman! let me deal with these imbeciles!!"
His shoulders flex a little and the corners of his mouth start to twitch as he breaks out into a deep and glutteral laugh...
"Haha...........SILENCE YOU FOOLS!.....THE EX UNITED SPARTANS REALISE THEIR INFERIORITY........ WE SHALL BE NEWLY UNITED......UNDER ONE BANNER.....JUSTICE AND UMM....."
*he leans over and whispers in his womans ear* she giggles and stands up, slowly placing her hand under her coat, about to pull something out of the inside pocket...
All the men in the room duck........mostLY shigsy because he is FAT and a chicken shyte...
She unleashes the fury...........(little pink stick from the looks)...
Waving her wand around in the air and screaming like a harpy on crack.....
"Supercalfragilistic Expealidocious"
Fire sparks from the eye balls of all in the room.......Their belts explode and trousers fall to the ground...
Paddles fly off the walls and arses bared get a spanking....
"HAHA" FEROCIOUS FEAR SCREAMS OUT!!!
NEO SPARTARDS.................. YOU HAVE BEEN SPANKED!!!!!!!
"well done beautiful" he whispers to his woman...
"Now be a good girl and get me a drink"
Stop trying to be Garmon, you're not funny. _______ shigs |
Buhhdust Princess
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2009.02.15 00:11:00 -
[160]
You sir, are great destruction of fun!
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Anderson Williams
Gallente Varion Galactic Revolution Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.15 00:18:00 -
[161]
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Anderson Williams Im sorry I dont understand half of the **** in this thread as of the past two pages. Reading it makes my eyes bleed and reminds me of my days playing Ultima Online.
The Great and Legendary Karbacca knows and understands all. The last two pages are about sheep.
The Great and Legendary Karbacca has spoken.
/End Thread.
God... *worships*
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.15 00:29:00 -
[162]
Originally by: Anderson Williams
God... *worships*
The Great and Legendary Karbacca acknowledges this worship. Praise The Great and Legendary Karbacca. Amen.
The Great and Legendary Karbacca has spoken.
/End Thread.
Apoctasy > unfortunately, Concord does not reimburse citizens for their own stupidity
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Vaden Khale
Amarr the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 06:43:00 -
[163]
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Anderson Williams
God... *worships*
The Great and Legendary Karbacca acknowledges this worship. Praise The Great and Legendary Karbacca. Amen.
The Great and Legendary Karbacca has spoken.
/End Thread.
I am ready to have your babies, oh great and might Karbacca.
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.28 01:48:00 -
[164]
I come from your future, to tell you to VOTE POMPOUS and save yourselves...woooo....
/me floats away
Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh |
Cat o'Fivetails
Rancer Defence League.
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Posted - 2009.02.28 02:02:00 -
[165]
The Rancer Defence League has chased off Neos from within Rancer, they ran like the dogs they are.
Next is the united.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.28 02:14:00 -
[166]
Originally by: Cat o'Fivetails The Rancer Defence League has chased off Neos from within Rancer, they ran like the dogs they are.
Next is the united.
/Epic Picard Facepalm
Originally by: CCP Nozh prices T3. goal around the price of tech 2 cruisers
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