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1. What's the Avatar above me thinking? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Happiness comes in a suppository? That's so awes--nnnngghrarrrgh.
- by Rhuu - at 2011.08.12 21:53:00
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2. A call to action - We need ships that look like lady parts. - in Ships and Modules [original thread]
The myrmidon has a vagina dentata thing going on. Listen! Can you not hear her fierce, womanly growl from the ****oral nub of her command deck? She is saying, "Attempt to copulate with me, iteron 3, and I shall shred your phallic hull to a stump....
- by Rhuu - at 2011.07.24 20:42:00
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3. I have to pee - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
I just typed /poop in game. After my character ripped off his tearaway pants and danced, then squatted, and finally dropped the plop, a bunch of fedo scuttled out from under the couch and swarmed over the *****. The most disturbing part? Eating ...
- by Rhuu - at 2011.07.04 16:17:00
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4. Jita local is almost at 2.000 - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
If 7000 more people squeezed into Jita... Yeah. I'd be totally shocked and shatter my scouter.
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.24 20:01:00
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5. Petition for smaller breasts - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
If it can trap a pencil, it deserves support. If I must, I will donate my own time and pitch in some manual labor--the dedicated use of my own two hands--to support c-cup, b-cup, even a-cup breasts.
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.23 21:19:00
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6. Ideas for 100,000.00 AUR shop offers... - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
XL Ion Crotchblasters, because men deserve to have as wide a range of endowment options as women. Bonus points if I can blast steaming ten foot wide *******holes in the walls of my CQ upon plugging in my testicular magnetic stabilizer implants.
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.23 19:51:00
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7. If you were CCPs PR guy, How would you fix this mess ? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Hardware stuff: assure people that the developers are working on it. Maybe try to work out a deal with Asus or Acer or HP or Dell to distribute special coupon codes to Eve customers. NEX: Realize that we'd probably sell 100x as much virtual produ...
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.23 16:25:00
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8. What does CCP actualy mean? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Cleverly Crafted Paranoia
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.22 18:47:00
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9. What does CCP actualy mean? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Corpulent Capitalist Pigs?
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.22 18:24:00
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10. Petition for smaller breasts - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Originally by: Jak Silverheart Do you really want CCP to impliment the breast reduction and enlargement program? Did you even think of how much AUR that will cost you to do? We can't have this sort of double standard. I demand that CCP...
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.22 17:25:00
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11. Incarna Cibersex - in Player Features and Ideas Discussion [original thread]
This would be great, if there were a serious drawback like having to deal with an additional cyberbaby draining your resources every time you had cybersex. You could even turn it into a competitive cultural isk sink. Get people boasting about bei...
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.22 16:41:00
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12. White Wolf to merge with CCP - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Didn't that already happen five years ago?
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.22 13:51:00
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13. Second Monocle? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
You're supposed to use it as a butt plug.
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.22 13:38:00
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14. 23:30 Now. Sheesh. - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Originally by: Cobalt Sablestar Icefluxor Downtime is now expected to last until 23:30 UTC due to the length of database updates. Painted in softly glowing silvers by the moonlight, her hands folded over her heart, she sighed at me wit...
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.21 20:43:00
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15. What colour pants did you have on when last logged out? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Edited by: Rhuu on 21/06/2011 20:06:50 The "pants" I was wearing was actually a massive pubic beard, carefully braided and coiled around my legs. And those pants are grey. Except where they are yellow. Or otherwise brown.
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.21 20:06:00
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16. How to raise money for CCP... - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Originally by: Mister Smithington Players starring in cheap adult films set in the Eve IP. All profits to go to CCP. Or... cross merchandising between an old adult magazine and Eve's Gurista-themed clothing to create a line of Playboy ...
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.16 18:19:00
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17. Introducing: Dodixie! - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Worthy of note: "I can has protein delicacies-burger?" is a bit cumbersome.
- by Rhuu - at 2011.06.16 18:09:00
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18. Why does the dominix has to be the drone BS - in Ships and Modules [original thread]
Originally by: Lord Timelord I honestly think that all of the ships look a LOT better. They now look like painted metallic hulls, as they should be! I'm going to miss the faux-wooden paneling, to be honest. Blowing up other ships was...
- by Rhuu - at 2007.12.04 21:04:00
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19. So i fly Amarr *whine* - in Ships and Modules [original thread]
I ran a level 4 vengeance vs. sansha with this setup, just to prove to myself that it could be done: High: 7x Heavy Modulated Pulse (AN Multi) 1x Diminishing Nos Med: 1x 10MN ABII 1x Fleeting Web 2x Cap recharger II Low: 1x MAR II 3x EAN II 1x ...
- by Rhuu - at 2007.08.08 17:19:00
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20. Remote sensor dampeners are overpowered. - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Originally by: ChimeraRouge I agree with the OP as it stands Remote Sensor Dampeners have been considered overpowered since 2004. Look at this thread http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=51816 Irrelevant. IIRC, damps got...
- by Rhuu - at 2007.08.03 19:14:00
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