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ShadowGod56	Posted - 2009.04.20 05:24:00 - [31] Originally by: Envy Draconus Minmatar are like trained apes. Without the training... i loled i asked a person how many BOB's do you need to screw in a light bulb he responded who's bob?
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Amarr No Applicable Corporation	Posted - 2009.04.20 06:35:00 - [32] Originally by: ShadowGod56 Originally by: Envy Draconus Minmatar are like trained apes. Without the training... i loled i asked a person how many BOB's do you need to screw in a light bulb he responded who's bob? That is funny, in a sad, wrong sort of way ... Originally by: 5pinDizzy Troll Score-o-Meter --------Failure----------\|\|\|-----------Succes------- 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1--0--1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10
Neo Omni Gallente	Posted - 2009.04.20 07:23:00 - [33] A Caldari, a Gallente and a Minmatar are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Gallente, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Caldari, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Minmatar grabs the fly, squeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!"
Bullageddon Caldari	Posted - 2009.04.20 07:28:00 - [34] Originally by: Neo Omni A Caldari, a Gallente and a Minmatar are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Gallente, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Caldari, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Minmatar grabs the fly, squeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!" lemme guess, originally they were french, english, and irish? === This Space For Lease or Sale.
Neo Omni Gallente	Posted - 2009.04.20 07:36:00 - [35] Originally by: Bullageddon Originally by: Neo Omni A Caldari, a Gallente and a Minmatar are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Gallente, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Caldari, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Minmatar grabs the fly, squeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!" lemme guess, originally they were french, english, and irish? same difference
Orion GUardian Caldari	Posted - 2009.04.20 09:01:00 - [36] Originally by: Neo Omni Originally by: Bullageddon Originally by: Neo Omni A Caldari, a Gallente and a Minmatar are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Gallente, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Caldari, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Minmatar grabs the fly, squeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!" lemme guess, originally they were french, english, and irish? same difference Nope, Caldari are more like German, at least as far as I noticed.
Yvonne Lighne	Posted - 2009.04.20 10:00:00 - [37] Originally by: Orion GUardian Originally by: Neo Omni Originally by: Bullageddon Originally by: Neo Omni A Caldari, a Gallente and a Minmatar are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Gallente, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Caldari, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Minmatar grabs the fly, squeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!" lemme guess, originally they were french, english, and irish? same difference Nope, Caldari are more like German, at least as far as I noticed. So better tasting beer, just less drunk, except at specially organised events?
Giannamichaels	Posted - 2009.04.20 10:51:00 - [38] Why is it hard to date a minmatar guy, because it starts with huggin but then they rapier
Veritech knight Envoy Corps	Posted - 2009.04.20 11:41:00 - [39] Originally by: Giannamichaels Why is it hard to date a minmatar guy, because it starts with huggin but then they rapier chuckles
Math'ra Hiede Amarr Ordo Quaesitoris	Posted - 2009.04.20 11:48:00 - [40] Originally by: Giannamichaels Why is it hard to date a minmatar guy, because it starts with huggin but then they rapier Made me lol, even though it is terrible Originally by: CCP Greyscale :facepalm:
Oedus Caro Caldari Cross Roads	Posted - 2009.04.20 12:16:00 - [41] Originally by: Oedus Caro Originally by: Korerin Mayul Originally by: Surius Matterstone moderated. actual lol. That did actually make me laugh... tyvm! Since when do "Yo mama" jokes need to be moderated? WTS: sense of humour.
5pinDizzy	Posted - 2009.04.20 12:27:00 - [42] Nock Nock Who's there? Iteron Iteron who? Iteron the head 'til she opens the door! --------------------------------------- How many many characters does a metagamer use to change a lightbulb? Twenty; One to change the lightbulb. One to hold the ladder. One to shine a torch while there's not a working lightbulb. One to search the house for valuables while the owner pops out to the shop. Four going around asking everyone else on the street if they'd like their lightbulb changing. Two in a house either side keeping a lookout for rival bulb changing companies. Ten sitting in an unmarked van outside incase any rival bulb changing companies do turn up. if you disagree with me then you should probably post a response and stop reading my signature.
Julius Rigel House Rigel	Posted - 2009.04.20 12:28:00 - [43] So a Minmatar walks into a bar with a fedo on his head, and the bartender asks "Gee where did you get that?" and the fedo replies "Pator! They're crawling all over the place!".
Aurevoir Connard	Posted - 2009.04.20 14:34:00 - [44] Edited by: Aurevoir Connard on 20/04/2009 14:37:43 Ambulation is coming Seriously, What do you call an Ushra'Khan pilot withut a cloak? ....a Noob
Dark Soldat Caldari	Posted - 2009.04.20 16:48:00 - [45] Originally by: Astigmatic How many Eve Players does it take to change a lightbulb? 250,000 1 to do it and the others to argue, whine and moan about how the last one was better. Gold m8, juts pure gold.
Lego Maniac Minmatar Dusty Death Enterprise Libertas Fidelitas	Posted - 2009.04.20 18:08:00 - [46] Originally by: Aurevoir Connard What do you call an Ushra'Khan pilot withut a cloak? ....a Noob strange, that's what I call Ushra'Khan pilots with cloaks
Nagen	Posted - 2009.04.20 18:23:00 - [47] Q. what do you when you see Minmatar jumping on one leg across the road? A. Stop laughing and reload.
Kaidem Minmatar Black Rebellion	Posted - 2009.04.20 18:31:00 - [48] I r offendid buy all teh minnmatar jokez
Nagen	Posted - 2009.04.20 18:43:00 - [49] Originally by: Kaidem I r offendid buy all teh minnmatar jokez the cool shades don't make up for it or something?
Lendwill	Posted - 2009.04.20 19:55:00 - [50] Edited by: Lendwill on 20/04/2009 19:58:28 What do you get when you cross Goonfleet with boredom? Dead highsec miners.
Kieler	Posted - 2009.04.20 20:04:00 - [51] A blind Brutor walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the center of the bar, takes the dog by the chain, and starts swinging him above his head. Everyone stops and stares. Upset about the way the animal is being treated, a patron runs up to the blind Brutor and demands, "What the hell are you doing?" The blind Brutor turns toward the patron and says, "Oh, nothing, just looking around."
Astigmatic	Posted - 2009.04.24 23:13:00 - [52] How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to keep the playerbase in the dark. p.s. Unfair I know but I chuckled.
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Amarr No Applicable Corporation	Posted - 2009.04.24 23:18:00 - [53] What do you call the noob in the falcon? Primary. Posts by Ruze Ahkor'Murkon and Ruze
Astigmatic	Posted - 2009.04.24 23:27:00 - [54] How many Gallente does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to mix the quafe and one to call the electrician.
Recon Three 181st Legion Heretic Nation	Posted - 2009.04.25 00:45:00 - [55] EVE Online. _____ Originally by: Tara'Quoya Rax Minmatar don't tank, Minmatar dodge.
Neo Omni Gallente	Posted - 2009.04.25 00:49:00 - [56] An honest contract.
Doctor Penguin Amarr Celestial Ascension Tenth Legion	Posted - 2009.04.25 01:05:00 - [57] Originally by: Giannamichaels Why is it hard to date a minmatar guy, because it starts with huggin but then they rapier GROAN. ________________________________________________ http://eve.drome.nl/CaodCleaner/ Help make CAOD readable.
Rystin Timbal	Posted - 2009.04.25 02:42:00 - [58] What do you call EVE in 5 years time? WoW. How many dev's does it take to make EVE a fair and balanced game? Don't know, hasn't happened yet. What's the difference between an interceptor and a falcon? You can't interceptor your **** up a girl's ass.
Karrade Krise Mid Knights	Posted - 2009.04.25 03:06:00 - [59] "Any intel guys?" "Yea, we got a couple of neuts afk in the station" "X for ambulation manhunt!" ====================== Fighting Concord is a lot like fighting Chuck Norris. Either way it's just not going to end very well for you... ---------------------- 3 men are sitting at a table. An Amarr, Caldari, and a Gallente. A Minmatarr walks in to the room and regardless of updated clones they all automatically lose a million skillpoints each. Terianna Eri > :( i wish i were as good a forum ***** as karrade
Jack Light Faction Fighters INC	Posted - 2009.04.25 03:07:00 - [60] Edited by: Jack Light on 25/04/2009 03:07:31 A Caldari, Minmatar, Gallente, and an Amarrian are all standing next to each other on top of a hill.(Or space station) The Caldari person says "This is for my people" and jumps off the side of the hill. The Gallente person says "This is for my people" and jumps off the side of the hill. The Amarrian says "This is for my people" and grabs the minmatar person and throws that mother****er off the side of the hill.

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