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Jack Light Faction Fighters INC	Posted - 2009.04.25 03:09:00 - [61] Lots of great jokes here. And claiming first on page 3
ToTheCore Angels. Unity Thru Aggression.	Posted - 2009.04.25 06:42:00 - [62] How many Kenny members does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to petition CCP to change it to Lightbulb Reloaded, three to do forum damage control and say that if another alliance had needed a lightbulb changed nobody would be complaining, and one to lose a titan to prove that they don't need a lightbulb to be the same as they were. ---
Arenis Xemdal Amarr Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2009.04.25 17:30:00 - [63] Originally by: ToTheCore How many Kenny members does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to petition CCP to change it to Lightbulb Reloaded, three to do forum damage control and say that if another alliance had needed a lightbulb changed nobody would be complaining, and one to lose a titan to prove that they don't need a lightbulb to be the same as they were. win
Fawkyou Pirates	Posted - 2009.04.25 18:22:00 - [64] Edited by: Fawkyou Pirates on 25/04/2009 18:23:29 Originally by: Lendwill Edited by: Lendwill on 20/04/2009 19:58:28 What do you get when you cross Goonfleet with boredom? Dead highsec miners. The only funny thing about Goons besides how much you cry like little ***es is your k/d ratio. Kills: 106,080 Losses: 186,368** Taken from BattleClinic killboard. GaySwarm and GayFleet = Epic Fail. You guys suck old nasty Amarrian balls. =P Edit : might as well throw the points on there too for extra lol Points: Kills: 331,730 Loss: 623,866 Total: -628,178 lawl fgts
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Amarr No Applicable Corporation	Posted - 2009.04.25 18:28:00 - [65] Originally by: Fawkyou Pirates Edited by: Fawkyou Pirates on 25/04/2009 18:23:29 Originally by: Lendwill Edited by: Lendwill on 20/04/2009 19:58:28 What do you get when you cross Goonfleet with boredom? Dead highsec miners. The only funny thing about Goons besides how much you cry like little ***es is your k/d ratio. Kills: 106,080 Losses: 186,368** Taken from BattleClinic killboard. GaySwarm and GayFleet = Epic Fail. You guys suck old nasty Amarrian balls. =P Edit : might as well throw the points on there too for extra lol Points: Kills: 331,730 Loss: 623,866 Total: -628,178 lawl fgts How can you tell when a player is monumentally jealous of the achievements of others? By the smell of their bitter resentment in off-topic replies! Badum-chish! Posts by Ruze Ahkor'Murkon and Ruze
warpod Amarr People Desintegration Project	Posted - 2009.04.25 18:30:00 - [66] What's the difference between a minmatar and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. How do you stop a minmatar from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a minmatar out of a tree? Cut the rope. What do you call 50 minmatars at the bottom of the ocean? Good start.
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Amarr No Applicable Corporation	Posted - 2009.04.25 18:34:00 - [67] What do you call ten Matari and one Amarrian? Basketba ... Wait. Damn, that's one racist joke that doesn't port well. Posts by Ruze Ahkor'Murkon and Ruze
Fawkyou Pirates	Posted - 2009.04.25 18:52:00 - [68] Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Originally by: Fawkyou Pirates Edited by: Fawkyou Pirates on 25/04/2009 18:23:29 Originally by: Lendwill Edited by: Lendwill on 20/04/2009 19:58:28 What do you get when you cross Goonfleet with boredom? Dead highsec miners. The only funny thing about Goons besides how much you cry like little ***es is your k/d ratio. Kills: 106,080 Losses: 186,368** Taken from BattleClinic killboard. GaySwarm and GayFleet = Epic Fail. You guys suck old nasty Amarrian balls. =P Edit : might as well throw the points on there too for extra lol Points: Kills: 331,730 Loss: 623,866 Total: -628,178 lawl fgts How can you tell when a player is monumentally jealous of the achievements of others? By the smell of their bitter resentment in off-topic replies! Badum-chish! Goons arent gonna set you blue for ridin their nuts. And btw I'm totally jealous of that sick kill / death ratio man
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Amarr No Applicable Corporation	Posted - 2009.04.25 19:49:00 - [69] Originally by: Fawkyou Pirates Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Originally by: Fawkyou Pirates Edited by: Fawkyou Pirates on 25/04/2009 18:23:29 Originally by: Lendwill Edited by: Lendwill on 20/04/2009 19:58:28 What do you get when you cross Goonfleet with boredom? Dead highsec miners. The only funny thing about Goons besides how much you cry like little ***es is your k/d ratio. Kills: 106,080 Losses: 186,368** Taken from BattleClinic killboard. GaySwarm and GayFleet = Epic Fail. You guys suck old nasty Amarrian balls. =P Edit : might as well throw the points on there too for extra lol Points: Kills: 331,730 Loss: 623,866 Total: -628,178 lawl fgts How can you tell when a player is monumentally jealous of the achievements of others? By the smell of their bitter resentment in off-topic replies! Badum-chish! Goons arent gonna set you blue for ridin their nuts. And btw I'm totally jealous of that sick kill / death ratio man Hahaha ... I don't know much about goons, but I don't like what I know. That said, your completely random nonesense post spoke more about your own inner feelings than your pretty pathetic attempt to slight me for calling you on it. Hahahah ... Posts by Ruze Ahkor'Murkon and Ruze
Fawkyou Pirates	Posted - 2009.04.25 20:03:00 - [70] Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Hahaha ... I don't know much about goons, but I don't like what I know. That said, your completely random nonesense post spoke more about your own inner feelings than your pretty pathetic attempt to slight me for calling you on it. Hahahah ... Nonsense?... THIS IS FORUM! You're dead to me. Your posts suck and your comprehension skills are lacking. I will no longer read or reply to any of your posts. Good day sir.
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Amarr No Applicable Corporation	Posted - 2009.04.25 20:20:00 - [71] Originally by: Fawkyou Pirates Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Hahaha ... I don't know much about goons, but I don't like what I know. That said, your completely random nonesense post spoke more about your own inner feelings than your pretty pathetic attempt to slight me for calling you on it. Hahahah ... Nonsense?... THIS IS FORUM! You're dead to me. Your posts suck and your comprehension skills are lacking. I will no longer read or reply to any of your posts. Good day sir. You've just made my day. Posts by Ruze Ahkor'Murkon and Ruze
Fawkyou Pirates	Posted - 2009.04.25 20:22:00 - [72] Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Originally by: Fawkyou Pirates Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Hahaha ... I don't know much about goons, but I don't like what I know. That said, your completely random nonesense post spoke more about your own inner feelings than your pretty pathetic attempt to slight me for calling you on it. Hahahah ... Nonsense?... THIS IS FORUM! You're dead to me. Your posts suck and your comprehension skills are lacking. I will no longer read or reply to any of your posts. Good day sir. You've just made my day. Posting to confirm that I did not read or reply to this.
Quantar Raalsken Gallente	Posted - 2009.04.25 21:55:00 - [73] Originally by: Fawkyou Pirates Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Originally by: Fawkyou Pirates Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Hahaha ... I don't know much about goons, but I don't like what I know. That said, your completely random nonesense post spoke more about your own inner feelings than your pretty pathetic attempt to slight me for calling you on it. Hahahah ... Nonsense?... THIS IS FORUM! You're dead to me. Your posts suck and your comprehension skills are lacking. I will no longer read or reply to any of your posts. Good day sir. You've just made my day. Posting to confirm that I did not read or reply to this. correct response is "I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!" ======= Homeworld Hamachi Network
Killiashandra Ree	Posted - 2009.04.25 23:23:00 - [74] Exhumers level V
Bestofworst Gallente Thukk U	Posted - 2009.04.25 23:27:00 - [75] Originally by: warpod What's the difference between a minmatar and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. How do you stop a minmatar from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a minmatar out of a tree? Cut the rope. What do you call 50 minmatars at the bottom of the ocean? Good start. I feel bad for laughing. On that note: What do you call a Minmatar in space? A problem What do you call all of the Minmatar in space? A bigger problem (this is eve afterall)
Quantar Raalsken Gallente	Posted - 2009.04.25 23:31:00 - [76] Originally by: Bestofworst Originally by: warpod What's the difference between a minmatar and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. How do you stop a minmatar from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a minmatar out of a tree? Cut the rope. What do you call 50 minmatars at the bottom of the ocean? Good start. I feel bad for laughing. On that note: What do you call a Minmatar in space? A problem What do you call all of the Minmatar in space? ~~A bigger problem (this is eve afterall)~~ Reason for Empress Jamyl to bring out the "i win button" that is that isogen-5 abby fixed ======= Homeworld Hamachi Network
Dr Axler Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.04.26 00:04:00 - [77] a long tyme ago, there was a thread with you mamma jokes. Your momma's so fat, BoB anchored a POS at her. Yo momma's so fat, they tried to load her up with a classic Dominix fit ! our momma's so fat, I saw Chribba locking the Veldnaught onto her! Your momma so fat I could actually park my Phobos in her hangar bay. Your momma's so ugly, Veto. paid her a ransom to get out of local. Your momma's so fat, I've been shooting her for days and she's still not into structure! Your momma so nasty, she makes deadspaces when she farts. Yo momma so fat she lags lag. Yo momma's so fat she needs a Cyno to get anywhere. Yo mommas so fat her weight induces a webbing affect on all nearby ships. Your momma's so fat that you need to warp 3 times to go from one side to her other. EVEN WITH Warp Core Rigs!!! Your momma's such a ****, she's got a line outside her door longer than the Jita 4-4 undock point. Your momma so big, if you nailed her foot to the floor you could call her an anchored large bubble. Yo Momma so nasty she makes the Minmatar realize why they were happy to go into slavery in the first place. Horrible i know... note: these were posted by other players (not by me) here _________________________________________________ "nerf rock, paper is working as intended." - Scissors
Furrot	Posted - 2009.04.26 01:46:00 - [78] Why did the capsuleer shoot the delivery man? He forced him to POD!
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Amarr No Applicable Corporation	Posted - 2009.04.26 01:52:00 - [79] Originally by: Jack Light Edited by: Jack Light on 25/04/2009 03:07:31 A Caldari, Minmatar, Gallente, and an Amarrian are all standing next to each other on top of a hill.(Or space station) The Caldari person says "This is for my people" and jumps off the side of the hill. The Gallente person says "This is for my people" and jumps off the side of the hill. The Amarrian says "This is for my people" and grabs the minmatar person and throws that mother****er off the side of the hill. That's a damn good one, actually. Posts by Ruze Ahkor'Murkon and Ruze
Vehestian State Protectorate	Posted - 2009.04.26 05:28:00 - [80] Q: What do you get with a system of 400+ during a war? A: A:... A:...... A: station loading, evemail, notification of ship loss. hope you had fun. enjoy your pod. We who are about to lag salut you! 0/

CCP Mitnal C C P	Posted - 2009.04.26 20:33:00 - [81] Cleaned. Off-topic posts removed. Mitnal Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact us

Lurana Lay Gallente	Posted - 2009.04.26 21:53:00 - [82] Edited by: Lurana Lay on 26/04/2009 21:53:48 Best/biggest EVE jokes ever: Missile sniping, Missiles outside of web range, Missiles vs anything not MWD'ing, Rail dps, Nighthawk grid, lolHawk. Oh yeah, lolRockets.
Malvaceae Veri	Posted - 2009.04.26 22:00:00 - [83] A little metal knowledge is required, but: What do you call warping from belt to belt in Curse while listening to canadian metal? Angel Ratting
Xahara StarFleet Enterprises StarFleet Federation	Posted - 2009.04.26 23:50:00 - [84] Here's a funny one I found, not written by me: Four guys are standing at an Outpost... a Galentean, an Amarrian, a Caldari, and a Matari... A news reporter comes up to the group and asks them: "Excuse me...What's your opinion on the meat shortage?" The Galentean says: What's a shortage? The Matari says: What's meat? The Caldari says: What's an opinion? The Amarrian says: What's "Excuse me"?... :D
Nooma Lar	Posted - 2009.04.27 02:22:00 - [85] plumbing mission
James Malice Gallente Legion Of Mad Cats	Posted - 2009.04.27 03:20:00 - [86] A gallente and a caldari are stuck in a wormhole together, neither have probes. They both self destruct. Har har har ---Sig Starts Here--- Look back uppon history, and realize that things we take for granted now as important aspects of the game were once looked down uppon as bad ideas. http://www.eveonline.com/ing
Wu Jiaqiu Minmatar Tenth Legion	Posted - 2009.04.27 03:41:00 - [87] So an Amarr walks into a bar.
Fairren	Posted - 2009.04.27 06:48:00 - [88] Clearing out wormholes is a lot like real life. The goal is to get into a hole, do your business, and get out before the opportunity passes. And if you don't bring enough protection, dangerous organisms on the inside could kill you.
Grek Forto Malevolent Intentions	Posted - 2009.04.27 06:52:00 - [89] Originally by: Fairren Clearing out wormholes is a lot like real life. The goal is to get into a hole, do your business, and get out before the opportunity passes. And if you don't bring enough protection, dangerous organisms on the inside could kill you. Originally by: Stitcher It's "Caldari", not "Caldarians". One Caldari, three Caldari, all the Caldari are doing Caldari things using Caldari tools in a Caldari way.
Digital Solaris	Posted - 2009.04.27 07:25:00 - [90] Originally by: Fairren Clearing out wormholes is a lot like real life. The goal is to get into a hole, do your business, and get out before the opportunity passes. And if you don't bring enough protection, dangerous organisms on the inside could kill you.

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