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ShadowMaiden
Amarr
Divine Radiance
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Posted - 2009.04.19 16:43:00 -
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How many CCP staff does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the logs show nothing is wrong and the bulb is working as intended.
-badum ksh-
-gets coat-
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Jaelyn Keris
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.04.19 16:46:00 -
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You're right, that IS terrible 
Also, I talk a lot. |
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2009.04.19 16:48:00 -
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Okay, that was pretty damn funny, yeah. Terrible, but funny. Here's one:
How many NPC corp alts does it take to live in losec?
YOU WOULD'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
 Originally by: 5pinDizzy
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ShadowMaiden
Amarr
Divine Radiance
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Posted - 2009.04.19 16:49:00 -
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Edited by: ShadowMaiden on 19/04/2009 16:55:33
Edited by: ShadowMaiden on 19/04/2009 16:50:48
3 minmatar walk into a bar....
..."damn alloyed trit!" they all shout.
what do get if you cross CCP Mitnal/CCP Weatherman?
A 2 week ban.
tyvm
I'm here all week
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Merii Kha'sen
Amarr
Divine Radiance
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Posted - 2009.04.19 16:51:00 -
[5]
When will gallente finally be a viable PvP option?
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Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2009.04.19 16:53:00 -
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EvE PvE
Badum-DISH!!!
Originally by: 5pinDizzy
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ShadowMaiden
Amarr
Divine Radiance
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Posted - 2009.04.19 16:57:00 -
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Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
EvE PvE
Badum-DISH!!!
I just felt a ripple pass through my pod, as if a million angry carebears all suddenly cried out at once.
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Grek Forto
Malevolent Intentions
Dark Solar Empire
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Posted - 2009.04.19 17:16:00 -
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Originally by: Merii Kha'sen
When will gallente finally be a viable PvP option?
Originally by: Stitcher
It's "Caldari", not "Caldarians". One Caldari, three Caldari, all the Caldari are doing Caldari things using Caldari tools in a Caldari way.
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.04.19 17:22:00 -
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Minmatar.
I know right? XD
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
it does get progressively longer.
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Mal Lokrano
Gallente
Faulcon de Lazy
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Posted - 2009.04.19 18:03:00 -
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How many Brutors does it take to change a light bulb?
2, one to break off the old one, and the other to hammer the new one into the water spout.
I knwo its lame but I got my CEO to laugh.
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When going to a party with wine, women, and song. Always acertain the vintage of the first two. |
Epegi Givo
Amarr
Red Rising.
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Posted - 2009.04.19 18:50:00 -
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look at my bio in-game.
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My other alt is a Ferrari |
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2009.04.19 19:06:00 -
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How do you keep a Matari from suffocating?
Stop trying to blow up his pod.
Originally by: 5pinDizzy
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Haakelen
Gallente
REUNI0N
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.04.19 19:40:00 -
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Siigari Kitawa.
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Surius Matterstone
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Posted - 2009.04.19 19:46:00 -
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Yo mama's so fat she has to drop a cyno just to leave the house.
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Neo Omni
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.19 19:47:00 -
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What do you get when you cross a Caldari with an Amarr?
Ans: CalAmarri.
Joke courtesy of Funtclaps (man, what a name)
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Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2009.04.19 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: Surius Matterstone
Yo mama's so fat she has to drop a cyno just to leave the house.
That's bad ....
Originally by: 5pinDizzy
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Korerin Mayul
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Posted - 2009.04.19 20:38:00 -
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Originally by: Surius Matterstone
Yo mama's so fat she has to drop a cyno just to leave the house.
actual lol.
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Fifi LeFume
No Trademark
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Posted - 2009.04.19 20:44:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Haakelen
Siigari Kitawa.
HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA
c.
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Agent Known
Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2009.04.19 20:54:00 -
[19]
This thread.
Obviously what I say isn't always what my alliance thinks. I hate to break it to you, but this is in fact my signature. |
Beckoner Venhatha
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Posted - 2009.04.19 21:02:00 -
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A Minmatar (crash)lands his ship on a deserted moon. On walking around he finds a stoppered Quafe bottle.
When he loosens the bottle, the imprisoned Jovian is set free and promises him three wishes.
Thinking on this he says 'I wanna bottle of beer that never runs out'
The Jovian waves his (arms/tentacles - delete as applicable) and a small crate appears with an ice cold bottle of beer on top.
The Minmatar drinks deeply, watches as the level of beer rises to the top, smiles and drinks a few more times..
Impatiently, the Jovian says 'Come on, what do you want for the other wishes?'
Thinking deeply (brow furrowed in concentration) for a couple of minutes, the Minmatar's face clears.
With a broad smile he says 'Thanks... I think I'll have two more...'
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Lt Shard
United Trade Coalition
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Posted - 2009.04.19 21:06:00 -
[21]
Jita.
I know old.
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Yes, I know the Titan is small in my sig. |
Astigmatic
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Posted - 2009.04.19 21:55:00 -
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How many Eve Players does it take to change a lightbulb?
250,000
1 to do it and the others to argue, whine and moan about how the last one was better.
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Grek Forto
Malevolent Intentions
Dark Solar Empire
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Posted - 2009.04.19 21:58:00 -
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Originally by: Astigmatic
How many Eve Players does it take to change a lightbulb?
250,000
1 to do it and the others to argue, whine and moan about how the last one was better.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha....*whipes tear* Good one
Originally by: Stitcher
It's "Caldari", not "Caldarians". One Caldari, three Caldari, all the Caldari are doing Caldari things using Caldari tools in a Caldari way.
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ShadowMaiden
Amarr
Divine Radiance
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Posted - 2009.04.19 22:18:00 -
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Originally by: Astigmatic
How many Eve Players does it take to change a lightbulb?
250,000
1 to do it and the others to argue, whine and moan about how the last one was better.
You sir, have just won the internet. You now owe me a new laptop screen, I just sprayed wine all over it from laughing.
-shakes fist-
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Junko Togawa
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Posted - 2009.04.20 02:33:00 -
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How do you keep a vast horde of morons and fools in suspense?
The Empress will tell you tomorrow.
Did you hear the one about the two sober Thukkers?
Neither did I!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting Amarrian.
The interrupting Ama--
SILENCE SLAVE!
Originally by: Dreximus
Originally by: Alowishus
These things make the game more exciting overall for people who enjoy risk and the ability to take responsibility for their own safety. At the risk of being cliche, th |
Oedus Caro
Caldari
Cross Roads
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Posted - 2009.04.20 02:55:00 -
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Originally by: Korerin Mayul
Originally by: Surius Matterstone
Yo mama's so fat she has to drop a cyno just to leave the house.
actual lol.
That did actually make me laugh... tyvm!
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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.04.20 03:26:00 -
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they call em strip miners, but i dunno....
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with a name as trustworthy as mine, i cant POSSIBLY be an alt
Originally by: CCP Navigator
I locked this thread BECAUSE OF FALCON
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Verx Interis
Amarr
Honour Bound
Sc0rched Earth
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Posted - 2009.04.20 03:34:00 -
[28]
Fleet sniper Ravens.
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Elgalis
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Posted - 2009.04.20 04:06:00 -
[29]
How many people does it take to fly an Amarr battleship?
500
499 Minmitar to do all the work and 1 Amarrian to hold the whip.
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Envy Draconus
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Posted - 2009.04.20 04:17:00 -
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Minmatar are like trained apes. Without the training...
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