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Questionable Acquisitions
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Posted - 2012.05.17 07:23:00 -
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Winferno is coming is it? CCP could learn a lot from Game of Thrones.
However, by the gods old and new Icelanders it is your duty to keep CCP designers the **** away from the Game of Thrones production team when they shoot in Iceland, because they may ruin the series.
GoT Producer: Hey I was talking to these Icelandic game developers, they had they had some great ideas for the show.
GoT Director: Really, like what?
GoT Producer: Well for one, wars should be really expensive.
GoT Director: Umm I'm sure they are..
GoT Producer: Right, but there should be really big fees to declare a war. Basically only the Lanisters could afford it,
GoT Director: Ok, but what's stopping Stanis and Rob from attacking anyway?
GoT Producer: That was another great idea, we make every Gold Cloak like Ser Barristan Selmy in his prime riding on a ******* dragon, basically they beat the crap out of anyone in the Seven Kingdoms that attacks without paying the War fee.
GoT Director: Pay who?
GoT Producer: Umm I don't know. Little Finger I guess.
GoT Director: I really don't think George will go with this, we we're meant to be following the books remember.
GoT Producer: Yeah but these guys said it won't matter, they said no one cares about the lore, so just make it up as you go. Doesn't even need to make sense, so long as people get the Isk?
GoT Director: Get the what?
GoT Producer: The Isk, that's the currency they use in Qarth right? It's like gold.
GoT Director: So we should wrap here and head back to Croatia so we can shoot more stuff in Qarth?
GoT Producer: No need, we'll use the White Walkers, we'll have have them make Incursions South of the Wall.
GoT Director: Won't everyone die? Where's the Isk in that?
GoT Producer: This is the best part, we just make White Walkers really dumb like the zombie guys we used in season one, won't be hard for folks to outsmart them, Plus there's the Gold Cloaks to keep everyone in line.
GoT Director: Oh ok, the Gold Cloaks will kill the White Walkers.
GoT Producer: No, just people that attack others in the Seven Kingdoms without paying Little Finger, not the White Walkers.
GoT Director: hmm ok... but tell me where is this Isk?
GoT Producer: Little finger will pay people huge amounts of Isk for killing the White Walkers.
GoT Director: Ok that kind of makes sense. So you think this will up our ratings?
GoT Producer: Icelandic Game Developers swear by it. They said the key is to make your world only seem hardcore and real, but bellow the surface it should be carebear.
GoT Director: So we should ditch HBO for the cartoon network?
GoT Producer: I don't think that's what they meant... More H+íkarl?
GoT Director: **** no, just some more Brenniv+¡n. |