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His DarkShadow
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Posted - 2009.05.05 22:55:00 -
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Edited by: His DarkShadow on 05/05/2009 22:56:27 Edited by: His DarkShadow on 05/05/2009 22:55:03 Hello, I am a little bit bored, so i thought about making this topic just for some fun and i do enjoy loughing at some of the ships i have seen in EVE universe so far :)
My nomination of most silly looking ship would go for: Amarr: Apocalypse - it looks like bannana to me, don't you think? Apocalypse Navy - another bannana, only this one is fresh all yellow and shiny x] Paladin - Olllld bannana... it looks like rottern a bit with those dark marks all ower it :)
Maybe you too have seen funny ships and would care to name them?
P.S. With this thread i am not intended to offend or trash any ships or ppl who designed them, i only want a little chitchat and little laughter :) P.P.S. I am actually flying fresh banna myself and throwing little bannas to rats :)
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.05.05 23:03:00 -
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I think the Apoc hull is one of the more reasonable looking ones actually.
My vote for least attractive ship is the ironically named Succubus.
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His DarkShadow
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Posted - 2009.05.05 23:09:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum
My vote for least attractive ship is the ironically named Succubus.
xe xe it looks like little ugly bug, and i noticed, that sansha rats often use those :) But to me it is still bit better looking than Apoc :)
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Constantine Arcanum
IMPERIAL SENATE Initiative Associates
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Posted - 2009.05.05 23:13:00 -
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imicus.
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Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.05.05 23:15:00 -
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Dominix, nuff said. 
Regards Mag |

His DarkShadow
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Posted - 2009.05.05 23:16:00 -
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Originally by: Constantine Arcanum imicus.
good one 
I am bit new player in EVE, so i am not yet fammiliar with all the ships, but yes, this one definetely have to be one of the ugliest.
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.05.05 23:20:00 -
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Looks like you've never seen a Moa or Osprey. -------- Ideas for: Mining
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Gram Hellfire
International House of PWNCakes Aggression.
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Posted - 2009.05.05 23:23:00 -
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Originally by: Abrazzar Looks like you've never seen a Moa or Osprey.
this. The caldari look like fools in those not fly rides.
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MarieFrance Tessier
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Posted - 2009.05.05 23:24:00 -
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Originally by: Mag's Dominix, nuff said. 
The Dominix is indeed furiously ugly, but she's my ugly.
The Raven, on the other hand, is a wholly offensive ship, made up for by the Rohk and Scorpion both looking gorgeous.
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Marquis Jeladriel
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Posted - 2009.05.05 23:27:00 -
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Originally by: MarieFrance Tessier
Originally by: Mag's Dominix, nuff said. 
The Dominix is indeed furiously ugly, but she's my ugly.
The Raven, on the other hand, is a wholly offensive ship, made up for by the Rohk and Scorpion both looking gorgeous.
*inserts lyrics to Whole Lotta Rosie by AC/DC*
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Psiri
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Posted - 2009.05.05 23:29:00 -
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I think that most Caldari ships are looking quite good now with the premium graphics.
The Caracal/Cerb is beyond help though.
Other than that I'm not fond of the Arbitrator, the Domi is kinda fugly and Minmatar ships just look like crap overall. Only really like the Tempest and Hurricane that I like, the Maelstorm, Cyclone/Sleipnir and Stabber/Vagabond are remotely okay looking.
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Allahs Warrior
Gallente I.M.M
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Posted - 2009.05.05 23:33:00 -
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Imicus is fosho ugly as hell. So is the crucifier
So is the burst
So is the blackbird
But oh my god the ragnarok and the erebus are both disgusting
Erebus a bit more so
Leviathan is the best looking titan as it's not as pen15 as the avatar
Domi isn't THAT bad.
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ThrashPower
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.05 23:56:00 -
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Hyperion, huge ship, and they stuff all the turrets in 2 places. 
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Sanguinem
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Posted - 2009.05.06 00:22:00 -
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MOA
It belongs in the Minmatar lineup of ugly ships.
Hurricane looks like a Star Destroyer though. That is one sweet looking ride.
Seriously though, MOA= .00000000000000 out of 10
I'd have to say the Abaddon is a good 10/10 though.
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A Pacifist
Republic University
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Posted - 2009.05.06 00:29:00 -
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Moa, Scythe, Bantam, Celestis, Burst, Moros, Aeon. |

Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
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Posted - 2009.05.06 00:41:00 -
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Dominix. There is no competition. -----------
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Brendana Fortescue
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Posted - 2009.05.06 00:51:00 -
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Well all gallente ships. It looks like someone would practicise body painting and just splat himself over a ship model.
Unnatural design to human race, horrible colors...
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Gabriel Lioncourt
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Posted - 2009.05.06 00:59:00 -
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Everything Gallente cept the Myrmidon, and the Thorax.
Everything Matari cept their Dread, and the Rifter
Oh and that ugly beetle know as the Raven
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Angelos
Reach Life
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Posted - 2009.05.06 02:05:00 -
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I am unaware of any good looking caldari ships. Most Min ships fit in the same category. The Domi is the space whale... certainly not good looking but hard to say it's bad looking. It's just... there.
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.05.06 02:14:00 -
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Angel frigates 
The turrets make them look ridiculous.
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Jodie Amille
Gunship Diplomacy
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Posted - 2009.05.06 03:51:00 -
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blackbird
scorpion
moa
anything caldari except the merlin hulls tbh  --------
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Shadow Devourer
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Posted - 2009.05.06 03:54:00 -
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Moa it is.
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Craer
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Posted - 2009.05.06 10:00:00 -
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Iteron's ... all of them ... can you say turd look ?!
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Mish'Kala
Minmatar FarSight Location and Recovery Services
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Posted - 2009.05.06 10:05:00 -
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Originally by: ThrashPower Hyperion, huge ship, and they stuff all the turrets in 2 places. 
So very much This.
but imicus takes it. Why oh WHY did CCP change the helios to use this hull fromt he nice sexy Maulus????  
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Waiting4ambulation
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Posted - 2009.05.06 10:20:00 -
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Originally by: Sanguinem
Seriously though, MOA= .00000000000000 out of 10
You know that's still exactly 0, right? :P
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Davinel Lulinvega
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Posted - 2009.05.06 10:40:00 -
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Blackbird. Why does such a useful hull have to look so ugly.
I can't think of the dominix as ugly. It just looks like a shoe. A giant space shoe.
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Naomi Knight
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2009.05.06 10:48:00 -
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Pick a random gallente or matar ship , it will be ugly i swear :P
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Naomi Knight
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2009.05.06 10:49:00 -
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Originally by: Davinel Lulinvega Blackbird. Why does such a useful hull have to look so ugly.
I can't think of the dominix as ugly. It just looks like a shoe. A giant space shoe.
Nah bb is nice looking compared to the mutated potatoe the domi is.
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iPedo
Gallente University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.05.06 10:56:00 -
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Moros looks like a mildewed bath toy with a lotta junk in the trunk.
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.05.06 11:18:00 -
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Originally by: Merin Ryskin Dominix. There is no competition.
Imicus/Helios looks ten times worse, easily.
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His DarkShadow
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Posted - 2009.05.06 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Naomi Knight Pick a random gallente or matar ship , it will be ugly i swear :P
good one well from Gallente ships i do like Megathron hull, but thats probably only one that is less weird looking than others :) and as for minmatars... well what else could you expect from ships that are made of ductape and wood 
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Tippia
Raddick Explorations BlackWater.
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Posted - 2009.05.06 11:29:00 -
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Edited by: Tippia on 06/05/2009 11:28:52
Originally by: Constantine Arcanum imicus.
…and anything based on it. I want my old Helios back  ——— “If you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡… you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.” — Karath Piki |

Maisonian
Amarr The Green Machine
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Posted - 2009.05.06 11:31:00 -
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Sentinel - looks like the bastard brainchild of Caldari and Minmatar scientists via the Amarr factories
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Incantare
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Posted - 2009.05.06 11:49:00 -
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The moa almost looks good from the front with its menacing missile bay. If only they had chopped the head off.
I have to agree it's the ugliest hull.
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EFT Warrior
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Posted - 2009.05.06 11:51:00 -
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There are no ugly ships, little Imicus. CCP only made you different from the other ships. You're special.
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lollerwaffle
Sileo In Pacis
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Posted - 2009.05.06 12:28:00 -
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I feel weird now for thinking that the moa hull is pretty sexy  I mean, it looks weird and ugly at first, but then its lopsidedness kinda grows on you (onyx = lopsided in BLACK mmm <3)
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Sanguinem
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.05.06 13:45:00 -
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Originally by: Waiting4ambulation
Originally by: Sanguinem
Seriously though, MOA= .00000000000000 out of 10
You know that's still exactly 0, right? :P
I did not want anyone to think that it was anything greater than absolute 0, because I think it is THAT ugly.  Dude, your chin...
My favorite quote ever, and if you know which thread this came from, you know what I'm talking about! |

Delphi Grendalus
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.05.06 14:27:00 -
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I like most of the Gallente, Minmatar and Caldari ships.
IMO the ugliest ship there is in the game is the Maller. Those tiny little wings on the back annoy the hell out of me. Tear-stained ISK is the best kind of ISK. |

Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.05.06 14:33:00 -
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Originally by: Mag's Dominix, nuff said. 
- I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |

SuperNova221
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Posted - 2009.05.06 14:43:00 -
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Ohh this is hard umm...
Maller? Maybe, it was worse on classic with the weird window really.
Scorpion possibly with that really weird and huge wing on one side and a stump on the other.
Imicus doesn't count as a ship as it was the result of CCP giving LSD to a drunken monkey, giving it a pen then trying to make a ship look like said the drawing.
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SpaceSquirrels
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.05.06 15:04:00 -
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Moa, Scorp, Rupture, Domi, Bantam, Griffin, all mimnitar frigates minus the rifter.... oh god the list goes on. _________________________
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Cade Morrigan
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.05.06 17:26:00 -
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Originally by: lollerwaffle I feel weird now for thinking that the moa hull is pretty sexy  I mean, it looks weird and ugly at first, but then its lopsidedness kinda grows on you (onyx = lopsided in BLACK mmm <3)
Moa hull is PURE SEX; anyone disagreeing is ALMOST as bad as those saying the Blackbird hull is ugly.
They probably just want to rub their hands all over smooth turds like the dominix and worry they'd jam a finger if they tried that on a Moa or BB. --
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Luskaie
Gallente defiant.
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Posted - 2009.05.06 17:35:00 -
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Aeon, its half complete..
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Zelphinine
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Posted - 2009.05.06 17:41:00 -
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I thought the Moa was a pretty bizzare looking ride, but it's grown on me. I still think it's bizzare from the aft though - it looks nicely imposing from the front. I notice that the newer Caldari designs (Drake and Rokh) don't look all nonsensical and are far more Serious Efficiency. Oh, and symmetry!
Most Gallente ships look like turds that have been kiln-fired and spray-painted metallic silver. The only one I really like is the Vexor, but there's a couple others that aren't too bad.
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Reten Kip
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2009.05.06 17:45:00 -
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Helios is the ugliest bar none.
You don't even need to worry about getting decloaked as any enemies will be so horrified at the sight of it that they'll forget to fire.
Or maybe it was anyone who sees it will destroy it out of reflex KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
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Shereza
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Posted - 2009.05.07 00:28:00 -
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I personally find it strange that people think that the moa could possibly be the ugliest ship in the game when it looks better than the badger series, iteron series, sigil, imicus, navy comet, obelisk, stabber, thanatos, archon, apocalypse, armageddon, tempest, cyclone, phoenix, any dedicated mining platform, omen, augoror, blackbird, rupture, thrasher, and most of their T2 and faction variants.
The onyx skin on the moa hull isn't that bad either, but the eagle skin blows, big time. Seriously, freaking, blows. The eagle looks like a nifty ship on paper for the sort of thing I like to do, but in the game I'd be more embarassed to undock in it than I would be to undock in a hulk. ____________________
Minmatar in Fantasy or Duct Tape Goes Medieval. |

SpaceSquirrels
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.05.07 03:37:00 -
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I dont see how people find the Moa attractive, but then again some ships that I like people find ugly as sin. Just goes to show different strokes for different folks...... though to be fair I think more people do find the Moa to be B.F.U  _________________________
I disagree... |

Lili Lu
Purveyors of Uber Research Valuables and Ships
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Posted - 2009.05.07 03:50:00 -
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I like most of the ships in eve, but-
The APOC, I hate the thing for having been fixed as far as bonuses but not hull shape. I throw up a little every time I board the space-faring emaciated aardvark.
Also yeah the Burst. Where the hell does is store all the ore it mines? It's basically a flying framework with no guts. Lucky though that one does only has to fly it for a short time as a noob.
Caldari ships are more confusing than irritating and nausea-inducing I find.
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Opertone
Caldari Internal Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.05.07 07:01:00 -
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Moa number one 'ugly' design
bantam - weird little off balance pod carrier
can't appreciate the looks of cyclone
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Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
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Posted - 2009.05.07 07:19:00 -
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Originally by: Irida Mershkov
Originally by: Merin Ryskin Dominix. There is no competition.
Imicus/Helios looks ten times worse, easily.
Hm, good point. After what they did to my beautiful old Helios, I try to forget that the Imicus hull even exists. -----------
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Qual
Gallente Cornexant Research
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Posted - 2009.05.07 09:55:00 -
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Originally by: Merin Ryskin
Hm, good point. After what they did to my beautiful old Helios, I try to forget that the Imicus hull even exists.
The old Heilos was easily one of the most beutifull ships of the game. Then CCP nerfed the looks of it...
"The short version: Qual is right." -Papa Smurf |

Dracoknight
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Posted - 2009.05.07 10:07:00 -
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Avatar, i mean... something that huge and it still look like a turd? ____________________
I wish my Thorax could use missiles... |

Wet Ferret
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Posted - 2009.05.07 10:12:00 -
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Osprey pretty much wins. FFS it looks like a bloated tick with some kinda funky growth coming out of one side.
But, yeah. These forums seriously need some indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started. |

Irida Mershkov
Gallente War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.05.07 10:18:00 -
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Originally by: Merin Ryskin
Originally by: Irida Mershkov
Originally by: Merin Ryskin Dominix. There is no competition.
Imicus/Helios looks ten times worse, easily.
Hm, good point. After what they did to my beautiful old Helios, I try to forget that the Imicus hull even exists.
It's hard, i've even drawn up skill plans for training the other races frigate to V, just so I don't have to use that ugly piece of kit. 
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Fastbikkel
T.H.U.G L.I.F.E
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Posted - 2009.05.07 10:52:00 -
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Moros and Dominix -If the enemy is in range, so are you- |

Aleus Stygian
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Posted - 2009.05.07 12:11:00 -
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Where to start? Considering that we're dealing with space friction and odd tastes, it's logical that some odd designs should crop up. It also seems rather typical that battleships end up the most dreadfully looking of ships in all races' lineups, probably because they have to be such great big lumps. Still, it really depends on your taste which you find most horrible, but that's where it's so convenient that people are all more or less of a somewhat similar disposition when it comes to aesthetic appreciation.
The Caldari find many somewhat appearance-disadvantaged ships in their lineup, any artistry but function not being their foremost priority. On the whole though, for overall ugliest ship it's a tight competition between the Bantam, the Osprey and the Raven, all of them lumpy and spiky and disfigured in their own little ways.
While the Gallente could be said to have the most idealistic ideas of design around in New Eden, we all know that they are the sort of people who (pretend to) appreciate postmodern art, hence their ship designs. It's hard to find a more impressive ball of space snot than the Celestis or a more massive and deadly potato than a Dominix. Some military strategists argue that the odd and disturbing designs of Gallente ships are meant to confuse attackers and to discourage them from firing at actually vital ship components. Others speculate that to compensate for theirs currently being the apparently underpowered selection of ships, the Gallente are developing and gradually testing the tactic of making a ship so hideous to look at that enemies will flee or be so disgusted as to be unable to fight merely by looking at it.
As the Amarr are very big on predetermined criteria and standards, and have their iconography and ideas of an idealized world, theirs is the naturally most straight-edged design philosophy. It does not produce any astoundingly beautiful designs that can only come from free thinking and accidental brilliance, such as the Merlin or the Maelstrom, but performs generally far more decently across the board. The more notable examples of Amarr ugliness would likely be the Coercer and the Prophecy.
And where to start with the Minmatar? They have the most mixed lineup of ships of all the races, and this even goes so far as to include their aesthetics. Outstanding examples of brilliance can be noted, but as that is not the subject of this thread, the much maligned examples of rusty haphazardness will be instead. The Rupture is regular and symmetrical and no less hideous for that, and the Typhoon has been compared to an old vacuum cleaner. _________________________________________________________
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His DarkShadow
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Posted - 2009.05.07 13:34:00 -
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Originally by: Aleus Stygian Where to start? Considering that we're dealing with space friction and odd tastes, it's logical that some odd designs should crop up. It also seems rather typical that battleships end up the most dreadfully looking of ships in all races' lineups, probably because they have to be such great big lumps. Still, it really depends on your taste which you find most horrible, but that's where it's so convenient that people are all more or less of a somewhat similar disposition when it comes to aesthetic appreciation.
That was indeed an interesting post, i enjoyed reading it. And feel the need to write something "more seriuos" too. But, i am not a designer and i little understand art but i have to agree with you.
As we see in this thread ppl name variuos ships as "horrible looking" or "good looking", and while some name one ship as horrible, other may name same ship as most avesome looking ship ever. It is all the matter of personal taste as i see it. EVE has plenty of ships all with specific designs for each faction and each with design pros and flaws and with specific thought behind them and that is why i like this game so much, it is quite realistacly made including as much details as possible, while many other games just aim to be graphicaly apealing to everyone, while in the end noone can look at those games becouse of too much details and other blinking spalshing stuff except kids, becouse they tend to like bright collours and stuff :-)
Really i created this topic becouse i am new pilot and have not yet seen many ships and ppl who named ugly ships have showed me some ships i even did not know they egzisted :) And i realy see that there is no such thing as real ugly design that all would agree on, and that just show how well made this game is :)
Well and as i see so far we can call Imicus the ugliest of the ugly, but yet again, as you have stated, it's ugliness does serve a purpose!
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Renesis Maximus
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Posted - 2009.05.07 13:55:00 -
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Moa/eagle/onyx osprey/basilisk
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I mean, those ships look like they were designed as a part of "bring your blind, ******ed kid to work day."
It's a good thing that Caldari has some of the best looking ships to make up for it...
Kestrel/Manticore is pure sex Cormorant/Flycatcher is amazing Ferox/nighthawk/vulture is beautiful Merlin/harpy is great but I hate the colorscheme on the Hawk Phoenix looks like a giant ****ing gun....pure awesome Rokh is amazing looking (and a great ship, easily my favorite BS) Caracal/Caerberus is a strange case. It's simultaneously ungainly and alluring in ways I can't explain.
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NAIOKI
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Posted - 2009.05.07 21:23:00 -
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Originally by: Luskaie Aeon, its half complete..
couldn't agree more. When you used to do an info search for this ship you could only see a pic from the complete side ( misleading ). It wasn't until they added the preview feature that I spun the ship picture around and saw the other side and said " WTF??!!". Oh...and to add to the " incomplete " ship choices; the ABADDON! It looks like they started building it from the aft forward and then ran out of funding for the nose! >_<
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Mystafyre
Caldari Dark Materials Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.05.07 21:49:00 -
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All Moa hull ships. Just plain uglyness.
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Mark Abaedos
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Posted - 2009.05.07 22:36:00 -
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Armageddon and Aeon. 'Geddon looks like a dildo and the Aeon looks like it was sliced in half.
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Badly Dazzled
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Posted - 2009.05.07 22:53:00 -
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Cyclone/Sleip/Clay . . . and the Rokh aint much more than a box
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Mr Reeth
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:46:00 -
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I really can't stand looking at the chicken class ships... Prophesy, Absolution, Damnation.
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ViRUS Pottage
Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 02:05:00 -
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You might find me strange if I say that the little light on the end of a Huginn reminds me of a pigs nose..?
I think Belli/Rapier/Huginn are VILE. _________
Originally by: CCP Taera
May I have your stuff?
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Anubis Xian
Reavers
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Posted - 2009.05.08 05:52:00 -
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Almost any Caldari hull in space offends my sensibilities. Ironically, I love to see their wrecks.
Originally by: CCP Oveur The client handles no logic, it is simply a dumb terminal.
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Nick Parker
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.05.08 07:53:00 -
[66]
Winners in the ugly department
Raven (and variants), Moa (and variants) Bellygross, Navy issue Osprey, Moros,hyperion which looks like a celestial butt plug, TBH all gallente ships cept the Ishkur, taranis, Mega (and variants). From the looks of gallente star ship design, The majoristy of gallente ships are built by a lonely woman in her 40s who is getting quiet fat and needs some lovin. That;s why all the ships are so phallic.
FWIW Vargur for the win in the looks department. The black and molten red is flat out sexy.
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Ripley Wisdomseeker
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Posted - 2009.05.08 12:20:00 -
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rule of thumb = if u can't tell which part is the front, it's ugly, e.g. onyx
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Xia Kairui
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Posted - 2009.05.08 12:58:00 -
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I like most of the Amarr ships. Clear lines, bold colors, no, I don't think any of them can be classed as hideous. In fact I think the Curse and Anathema hottest contenders for "sexiest ships".
I haven't flown many Minmatar ships - they appear unfinished somewhat, but not outright ugly.
Caldari - I'm torn. I love some like the Kestrel hull, but overall dislike all the sharp angles and assymmetricies.
Gallente ... I've grown used to them, and some are really nice. My favorite is the Maulus hull
But nothing beats the atrocity of the Imicus - it looks like a turd that was run over and flattened by a car but then propped up on a stick by some deranged moron.
The hull switch made me train up Amarr frigate-V so I could sell my Helios.
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ViRUS Pottage
Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.08 20:10:00 -
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I'm surprised noone has mentioned the giant coffin.. (Phoenix) _________
Originally by: CCP Taera
May I have your stuff?
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Renesis Maximus
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Posted - 2009.05.08 20:28:00 -
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Originally by: ViRUS Pottage I'm surprised noone has mentioned the giant coffin.. (Phoenix)
I really like the phoenix TBH...
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NAIOKI
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Posted - 2009.05.08 21:43:00 -
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ok...how about the charon...it looks like a giant stick of RAM floating around in space?! and the orca could be lumped into that category too for that matter!
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Zycorax II
Vicis Morior
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Posted - 2009.05.09 01:36:00 -
[72]
Maller/Devoter It's just... it's... AAAAARRRRHHH!!!
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Dhaaka Vincatar
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Posted - 2009.05.09 12:49:00 -
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Imicus is pretty darn ugly, only neat part is the 5 pack of thrusters on the right hand side ;)
Gallente have a lot of good ships though, Tristan, Incursus, Thorax and Megathron (!) come to mind.
Minmatar don't have any gorgeous ships but the cool factor is high on a lot of them (Stabber, Rifter, Slasher, Burst, Thrasher), however easy to make an ugly ship with spare parts (Typhoon, Rupture, Tempest) and I am undecided about the most of ones with the giant solar panels (Breacher, Bellicose, Scythe, Vigil)....
Caldari have one gorgeous ship (Merlin) and then the rest are weird in a neat way (Condor, Blackbird, Scorpion, Kestrel, Griffin), weird in an ugly way (Caracal, Moa, Osprey, Raven, etc..) or just plain old boring (Cormorant, Ferox, Drake, Rokh).
Amarr seem to have the biggest concentration of good looking ships, like Omen, Punisher and OMG Executioner, TBH I think the Abbadon is pretty ugly but a lot of people disagree.
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Tiffy Mezzier
Gallente The New Era HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2009.05.09 13:51:00 -
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Edited by: Tiffy Mezzier on 09/05/2009 13:51:39 Okay here's my list of the craziest wierdest and ugliest ships in new eden, and where I think the alchohol imbued concept artists at CCP got the design.
Moa: Some kind of ******ed goose with a rocket launcher.
Blackbird: M.C. Escher's ship.
Imicus: Some kind of teepee...
Dominix: An upside-down cross-trainer but we love it <3<3<3<3.
Burst: WTF?!??.
Breacher: Never say "economize it" to a matari.
The minmatar noobship: A satellite collided with a backwards Pontiac Aztec.
Gallente nubship: That L-shaped tetris bit.
Cyclone: A cross between a crazy russian train and something I'd cut my neck open trying to shave with.
There's a few other wierd ones but I'm drawing a blank now.
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lollerwaffle
Sileo In Pacis The Space P0lice
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Posted - 2009.05.09 14:07:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Dhaaka Vincatar
Caldari have one gorgeous ship (Merlin) and then the rest are weird in a neat way (Condor, Blackbird, Scorpion, Kestrel, Griffin), weird in an ugly way (Caracal, Moa, Osprey, Raven, etc..) or just plain old boring (Cormorant, Ferox, Drake, Rokh).
I still insist that the moa is pretty sexy in a weird sort of way, while caracal does very much look like a 'fanged terror' as per description (+added bonus of being symmetrical). The blackbird hull however gives me a headache from looking at it for too long (Thank god for zoomouts.. as in zoom waaaaaaaay out).
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Aurelio Baran
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.09 14:13:00 -
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I'm going with Moa. By far. ---
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moreleftergal
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Posted - 2009.05.09 17:14:00 -
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blackbird domi apoc phoon
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DNLeviathan
Caldari Integrity. Apoapsis Multiversal Consortium
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Posted - 2009.05.28 18:04:00 -
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This is just downright silly now, Drake is nice looking, CNR is nice, hell, even the likes of the Kes are nice, and errr i dont know, the Leviathan is nice too.
Minnie Ships, The Mael, the Hurri, Jag, Hound....
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highonpop
Gallente Tri-Empire
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Posted - 2009.05.28 18:05:00 -
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most anything minmitar. _____________________ **warp drive acti...wait, where are we going again?** |

Lunewraith
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.05.28 21:53:00 -
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Badger/Badger II. I want to suicide one every time I see it and call it euthanasia.
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Saul Reaver
Caldari Oberon Incorporated Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.05.29 02:12:00 -
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Definately the Moa/Onyx/Eagle. Looks like a chicken with a broken neck.
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Hatsumi Kobayashi
Balls Deep Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.29 05:35:00 -
[82]
Revelation is anorexic and turret placement on the Hyperion suggests it tried to shoot itself at some point. ______
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Infinity Ziona
Minmatar Infused Pirating
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Posted - 2009.05.29 07:29:00 -
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Proteus looks like a butt stinger turd. Proving once again, that, I AM BETTER THAN YOU. |

Oam Mkoll
Caldari The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.29 13:07:00 -
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The Moa/Eagle/Onyx hull makes my eyes bleed but tbh I think that Dominix is the ugliest ship all round. ---
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Essence Praetor
Retribution. Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.29 13:55:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Infinity Ziona Proteus looks like a butt stinger turd.
I didn't know you wrote poetry 
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Tandin
The Knights Templar Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.05.29 16:22:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Sanguinem
Hurricane looks like a Star Destroyer though. That is one sweet looking ride.
Look at an orca from the side sometime.
My vote though is the Revelation. It looks like the Abaddon's ugly sister. "Boo hoo. Cry some more." CCP Whisper
"There's no such thing as too much of a deathtrap. Y'all obviously need more deathtraps." CCP Prism X |

UltraDragon
Black Rainbow Knights
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Posted - 2009.05.30 04:23:00 -
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WATAFAK, no one mentioned the GRIFFIN
It looks like a ******ed Giraffe.
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foobarx
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Posted - 2009.05.30 07:15:00 -
[88]
Oh, come on. Dominix. You know the artist had just returned from a lunchtime game of basketball, and was completely tapped out for a "look". So he leans back, puts his Air Jordans up on the desk and sighs "Let me think..."
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Darxus
Minmatar The Army Slightly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.05.30 08:04:00 -
[89]
Dominix hands down looks like a huge turd [NULL] |

Karentaki
Gallente Oberon Incorporated Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.05.30 10:58:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Sanguinem
Originally by: Waiting4ambulation
Originally by: Sanguinem
Seriously though, MOA= .00000000000000 out of 10
You know that's still exactly 0, right? :P
I did not want anyone to think that it was anything greater than absolute 0, because I think it is THAT ugly. 
Actually, you are correct. Just putting 0 simply implies (for a scientist, not a mathematician) that it is less than 0.5.
As for the most ugly ships:
90% of caldari ships. They all look like one of the devs just sat down with some grey Lego and stuck bricks together randomly.
Imicus - It's ugly, but in a nice way.
Exequror - It's seriously misshapen, and certainly used to have one of the most horrible textures ever.
Celestis - Again, it's misshapen and pretty ugly.
Crucifier - HORRIBLY asymmetrical - looks like it's been broken in half.
Half the minmatar small ships - they are mostly misshapen, rusty, and missing parts.
Quote:
EVE is like a sandbox with landmines. Deal with it.
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World Director
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Posted - 2009.05.30 12:04:00 -
[91]
Osprey wins it big time, looks like some fat parasitic insect 
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Indis Inzilbeth
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Posted - 2009.06.03 10:10:00 -
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the Bestower always reminds me of a Toaster
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