Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 [7] 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 .. 18 :: one page |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 1 post(s) |
Sen Roo
Gallente Phoenix Consortium Aegis Militia
|
Posted - 2009.09.24 19:06:00 -
[181]
Originally by: Bud Tugly
Originally by: DanieI Essig I am posting here to let all you dirty griefers and deccers know that there is a new Sheriff in town, I am currently in discussions with Joe Phoenix as to how we can collaborate, combine our might, put our heads together and generally like form something with a view to writing many wongs.
Watch this space.
How many Wongs are you going to write to exactly? I fail to see how writing to people who share the same asian last name will help the Joe Phoenix situation. But I may be missing something here.
Pardon me while I go off To a corner and die laughing.
|
MailDeadDrop
The Collective
|
Posted - 2009.09.24 20:33:00 -
[182]
Originally by: Bud Tugly
Originally by: DanieI Essig I am posting here to let all you dirty griefers and deccers know that there is a new Sheriff in town, I am currently in discussions with Joe Phoenix as to how we can collaborate, combine our might, put our heads together and generally like form something with a view to writing many wongs.
Watch this space.
How many Wongs are you going to write to exactly? I fail to see how writing to people who share the same asian last name will help the Joe Phoenix situation. But I may be missing something here.
I wouldn't necessarily get all "cross every t and dot every i", but this being an IEEE thread, and knowing how persnickety they are about correctness...
Wong would be more correctly described as a Chinese surname than an "asian last name" (sic). Additionally, among the Chinese the surname (a/k/a "family name") is listed first, and the given name following.
Wong is a variation of "Wang", both of which translate into "prince" in English. So presumably he is going to petition many royals for relief. This is hardly out-of-character for a group that labels itself an "Imperial Commonwealth", but I don't see any reason why DanieI would be so inclined.
MDD
|
Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
|
Posted - 2009.09.24 21:35:00 -
[183]
We have another episode of the Joe Show.
TL;DR:
Corpmate of Joe in mining barge gets eaten by helios of doom including the pod. Joe Accuses Zed of MURDER! Proclaims they will never be beaten...foreshadowing that somehow the IEEE will learn this 'soon enough'. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
|
Ta'jek
Angels Of Death EVE Free Worlds Alliance
|
Posted - 2009.09.24 21:39:00 -
[184]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne We have another episode of the Joe Show.
TL;DR:
Corpmate of Joe in mining barge gets eaten by helios of doom including the pod. Joe Accuses Zed of MURDER! Proclaims they will never be beaten...foreshadowing that somehow the IEEE will learn this 'soon enough'.
excellent, welcome back Zedrik
|
Sera Ryskin
|
Posted - 2009.09.25 01:08:00 -
[185]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne We have another episode of the Joe Show.
TL;DR:
Corpmate of Joe in mining barge gets eaten by helios of doom including the pod. Joe Accuses Zed of MURDER! Proclaims they will never be beaten...foreshadowing that somehow the IEEE will learn this 'soon enough'.
By a Helios? Sigh...
PS: you are going to "learn" soon that his method of "fighting" you consists of fitting more WCS and running away and/or hiding in station. I hear that Joe is now training Amarr ships just so he can fit a full 8x WCS. ==========
Merin is banned (yet again). Until she returns, you've got me to entertain you!
* Your signature is locked due to violating forum rules. Please file a petition once you have an appropriate signature - Fallout |
Jenni Falorgen
Malevolent Intentions Dark Solar Empire
|
Posted - 2009.09.25 01:36:00 -
[186]
Originally by: Sera Ryskin
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne We have another episode of the Joe Show.
TL;DR:
Corpmate of Joe in mining barge gets eaten by helios of doom including the pod. Joe Accuses Zed of MURDER! Proclaims they will never be beaten...foreshadowing that somehow the IEEE will learn this 'soon enough'.
By a Helios? Sigh...
PS: you are going to "learn" soon that his method of "fighting" you consists of fitting more WCS and running away and/or hiding in station. I hear that Joe is now training Amarr ships just so he can fit a full 8x WCS.
oh to be there when he runs into his first infinite point :D
|
Dracoknight
Eternal Guardians Corp. The Covenant Alliance
|
Posted - 2009.09.25 07:59:00 -
[187]
*sigh*
I wish CCP had a comment on this... ____________________
I wish my Thorax could use missiles... |
Kotori Shirakawa
Privateers Privateer Alliance
|
Posted - 2009.09.25 11:08:00 -
[188]
Damn this is comedy gold. I do feel sorry for his legit corp members, but he must be podded. Many many times.
|
Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
|
Posted - 2009.09.26 03:05:00 -
[189]
We have new Joe Show...with an assist from someone who noticed what appears to be...an alt corp.
TL;DR: Joe says: We will fight together with the alt-corp..but its not an alt corp I'm just being a nice guy. Joe pities Zed...Jell-o causes CANCER! Zed is pitiable because he over-eats, was bullied in school, and ignores his daughter. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
|
Ace2001
Caldari Steele-Moose Astrodynamics Research
|
Posted - 2009.09.26 06:36:00 -
[190]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne We have new Joe Show...with an assist from someone who noticed what appears to be...an alt corp.
TL;DR: Joe says: We will fight together with the alt-corp..but its not an alt corp I'm just being a nice guy. Joe pities Zed...Jell-o causes CANCER! Zed is pitiable because he over-eats, was bullied in school, and ignores his daughter.
...I can't get past...that whole jello thing...WTF...If my corp was active, like, at ALL, I'd ask them to wardec him aswell.
|
|
Hinkledolph
Minmatar Amok. Minor Threat.
|
Posted - 2009.09.26 08:52:00 -
[191]
Very nice story and very nicelly written. The only thing that I dislike are all those ******s that are trying to get some e-fame and are harrassing this "joe" guy for "teh lulz". When Zed is doing it, it's ok because it's what Zed does. When all those imitating ******s doing it, it's just fail.
|
Ace Greywolf
Caldari Greywolves
|
Posted - 2009.09.26 09:18:00 -
[192]
Originally by: Hinkledolph Very nice story and very nicelly written. The only thing that I dislike are all those ******s that are trying to get some e-fame and are harrassing this "joe" guy for "teh lulz". When Zed is doing it, it's ok because it's what Zed does. When all those imitating ******s doing it, it's just fail.
Sir! if you are referring to us we are not in it for any e-fame!this is a matter of principle. wasnt even sure at first to dec them or help them but then Joe started smacking by mail, so choice was easy! o7 --Ace--
--No matter where you go...there you are-- |
Hinkledolph
Minmatar Amok. Minor Threat.
|
Posted - 2009.09.26 11:10:00 -
[193]
Originally by: Ace Greywolf
Originally by: Hinkledolph Very nice story and very nicelly written. The only thing that I dislike are all those ******s that are trying to get some e-fame and are harrassing this "joe" guy for "teh lulz". When Zed is doing it, it's ok because it's what Zed does. When all those imitating ******s doing it, it's just fail.
Sir! if you are referring to us we are not in it for any e-fame!this is a matter of principle. wasnt even sure at first to dec them or help them but then Joe started smacking by mail, so choice was easy! o7 --Ace--
Sir! Have you met "Joe" on your own, or your principles made you search for him, after reading Zed's thread? I am not defending "Joe", although I feel kinda sorry for him with his arse being handed to him an all. Anyways, I will stfu now. It's not my place to tell ppl how to play the game.
|
Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
|
Posted - 2009.09.26 11:45:00 -
[194]
Originally by: Hinkledolph Very nice story and very nicelly written. The only thing that I dislike are all those ******s that are trying to get some e-fame and are harrassing this "joe" guy for "teh lulz". When Zed is doing it, it's ok because it's what Zed does. When all those imitating ******s doing it, it's just fail.
I actually appreciate other folks jumping onto the bandwagon. There is only so much a one man (actually, more like 2-3 man) operation can do to apply the appropriate amounts of pressure to make for a good investigation. Especially given the disparate time zones that me and the primary are in. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
|
Andrea Griffin
|
Posted - 2009.09.26 14:14:00 -
[195]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Jell-o causes CANCER!
I sat here for a moment wondering what to type because, well, I had to reply with something but here I was, stunned, at a loss for words... Then I decided, what the hell. Maybe Joe is right, truth is often stranger than fiction...
Does Jello Cause Cancer?
It seems that it doesn't. I figure that if there was ANY reliable research at all, or even a semi-popular crack-pot theory, that it would pop up in the first few links. The results, however, are all about petroleum jelly.
Until you get to the second page... Then you find... THIS! Quote: Aspartame and Acesulfame Potassium (Sweeteners) û these are zero calorie sweeteners but some studies suggest that prolonged usage, especially if begun as a child, increase the risk of cancer. [...] Blue 1 û an artificial color. some studies showed that it may cause cancer.
Ingredients found in Jello. I suppose that - technically - one could argue that Jello causes cancer, but the better argument to make is that Jello contains several suspected carcinogens.
It is still a bit of a leap to say that Jello causes cancer, though... But that's alright, because apparently, Jello Filled with DNA is a possible cancer therapy, too! Because of this, I make the counter-claim...
JELLO CURES CANCER!!!
|
Harrigan VonStudly
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
|
Posted - 2009.09.26 18:28:00 -
[196]
Hey Zedrik. How's about some caramel flavored jello. I don't think lime jello or any of the current fruit flavored cancer causing gelatin goes well with buttered popcorn.
|
Fumen
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
|
Posted - 2009.09.26 18:50:00 -
[197]
Originally by: Harrigan VonStudly Hey Zedrik. How's about some caramel flavored jello. I don't think lime jello or any of the current fruit flavored cancer causing gelatin goes well with buttered popcorn.
Actually, a few gelatin flavors make quite delicious popcorn if you are into sweet, fruity flavored popcorn. Myself, I just like plain butter or kettle corn, but I digress... the link: Fruity Popcorn
|
Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
|
Posted - 2009.09.26 19:51:00 -
[198]
A Joe Show Update!
This one containing a surprise!
TL;DR: New investigation targets get suicided (a little pre-war bump if you will). Joe doesn't keep his clone updated. Veiled threats for the future. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
|
g0ggalor
|
Posted - 2009.09.26 20:11:00 -
[199]
I wonder how long Joe will last till he posts again.
|
Sera Ryskin
|
Posted - 2009.09.26 21:29:00 -
[200]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne A Joe Show Update!
This one containing a surprise!
TL;DR: New investigation targets get suicided (a little pre-war bump if you will). Joe doesn't keep his clone updated. Veiled threats for the future.
Remember: profanity, bigoted homophobic comments, accusations of being a poor parent, etc, that's all honorable. But shooting an industrial and not asking to make sure the clone is updated before podding him? Now THAT is dishonorable... ==========
Merin is banned (yet again). Until she returns, you've got me to entertain you!
* Your signature is locked due to violating forum rules. Please file a petition once you have an appropriate signature - Fallout |
|
Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
|
Posted - 2009.09.26 23:24:00 -
[201]
I just had a chat with the CEO of Intergalactic Commonwealth. And he sounds like a reasonable CEO. He is moving his corp, and changing corp names, away (but not too far) at my suggestion.
I believe at this point that they have no association with Joe, no matter what Joe thinks. And just want to get this behind themselves. It was more or less just an error in judgement for calling their corporation almost the same (being fans of Andromeda)
Now, not being the most trusting soul ever...I'm keeping the wardec up on the corp that is closing to provide sufficient impetus to get out while the getting is good.
The ceo of Intergalactic Commonwealth has acted in a professional manner, as well as being a reasonable man. So I hereby end the investigation against him and refocus back on Joe. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
|
Ace Greywolf
Caldari Greywolves
|
Posted - 2009.09.27 11:10:00 -
[202]
ok so well retract the dec towards Intergalactic commonwealth ,atleast for now to see if they are legit, and focuse on Joe again! i had no smack from them either so gotta give em credit for that!
--Ace--
--No matter where you go...there you are-- |
Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
|
Posted - 2009.09.27 13:55:00 -
[203]
New Joe Show..Jita Local Version
TL;DR: Joe tries smacking in local. Joe tries to instigate an IEEE investigation against someone else! Joe flounders in local, but doesn't notice. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
|
Jaliri Naskad
The Thorn Foundation
|
Posted - 2009.09.27 18:48:00 -
[204]
I've tried to keep quiet in these "Joe Show" threads, but after reading the latest blog entry I was hit by a revelation. The idea, not the ship, mind you. Let's review what we know about Joe:
1) is trying to bring about some glorious, "new world order" which would in fact ruin the world. a) related: is painfully naive. 2) is unable to admit his fault or error even when it's staring him in the face. a) related: can clearly see when OTHERS misbehave, even when he can't see when HE is misbehaving. b) related: doesn't think the same rules that apply to others apply to him, so smacktalks, scams, etc. without reservation. 3) believes himself to be a natural born leader, when everyone else thinks he's an idiot. 4) is a horrible public speaker, and can't spell worth a damn. 5) claims to be running a "dimocracy" <sic>, even though he refuses to share power with anyone. 6) has an incredibly strong "us" vs. "them", good vs. evil mentality. 7) has great disdain for all Americans.
Can't you see? Isn't it clear now? Joe Phoenix is, in reality, former President George W. Bush!
|
Soporo
Caldari
|
Posted - 2009.09.27 21:50:00 -
[205]
Originally by: Jaliri Naskad I've tried to keep quiet in these "Joe Show" threads, but after reading the latest blog entry I was hit by a revelation. The idea, not the ship, mind you. Let's review what we know about Joe:
1) is trying to bring about some glorious, "new world order" which would in fact ruin the world. a) related: is painfully naive. 2) is unable to admit his fault or error even when it's staring him in the face. a) related: can clearly see when OTHERS misbehave, even when he can't see when HE is misbehaving. b) related: doesn't think the same rules that apply to others apply to him, so smacktalks, scams, etc. without reservation. 3) believes himself to be a natural born leader, when everyone else thinks he's an idiot. 4) is a horrible public speaker, and can't spell worth a damn. 5) claims to be running a "dimocracy" <sic>, even though he refuses to share power with anyone. 6) has an incredibly strong "us" vs. "them", good vs. evil mentality. 7) has great disdain for all Americans.
Can't you see? Isn't it clear now? Joe Phoenix is, in reality, former President Barak ******* Obama!
Fixed.
|
Kva Plexcha
|
Posted - 2009.09.27 22:00:00 -
[206]
Originally by: Jaliri Naskad I've tried to keep quiet in these "Joe Show" threads, but after reading the latest blog entry I was hit by a revelation. The idea, not the ship, mind you. Let's review what we know about Joe:
1) is trying to bring about some glorious, "new world order" which would in fact ruin the world. a) related: is painfully naive. 2) is unable to admit his fault or error even when it's staring him in the face. a) related: can clearly see when OTHERS misbehave, even when he can't see when HE is misbehaving. b) related: doesn't think the same rules that apply to others apply to him, so smacktalks, scams, etc. without reservation. 3) believes himself to be a natural born leader, when everyone else thinks he's an idiot. 4) is a horrible public speaker, and can't spell worth a damn. 5) claims to be running a "dimocracy" <sic>, even though he refuses to share power with anyone. 6) has an incredibly strong "us" vs. "them", good vs. evil mentality. 7) has great disdain for all Americans.
Can't you see? Isn't it clear now? Joe Phoenix is, in reality, former President George W. Bush!
c'mon now, EVE is much too hard a game for former president Bush.
Come to think of it, so is pong on the Atari 2600.
|
Hashimoto Hoshiko
Caldari Hashimoto Corporation
|
Posted - 2009.09.27 22:28:00 -
[207]
Originally by: Kva Plexcha
Originally by: Jaliri Naskad I've tried to keep quiet in these "Joe Show" threads, but after reading the latest blog entry I was hit by a revelation. The idea, not the ship, mind you. Let's review what we know about Joe:
1) is trying to bring about some glorious, "new world order" which would in fact ruin the world. a) related: is painfully naive. 2) is unable to admit his fault or error even when it's staring him in the face. a) related: can clearly see when OTHERS misbehave, even when he can't see when HE is misbehaving. b) related: doesn't think the same rules that apply to others apply to him, so smacktalks, scams, etc. without reservation. 3) believes himself to be a natural born leader, when everyone else thinks he's an idiot. 4) is a horrible public speaker, and can't spell worth a damn. 5) claims to be running a "dimocracy" <sic>, even though he refuses to share power with anyone. 6) has an incredibly strong "us" vs. "them", good vs. evil mentality. 7) has great disdain for all Americans.
Can't you see? Isn't it clear now? Joe Phoenix is, in reality, former President George W. Bush!
c'mon now, EVE is much too hard a game for former president Bush.
Come to think of it, so is pong on the Atari 2600.
<tinfoilhat> Chiming in to dispel this myth. George W. Bush is a graduate with honors from Harvard University. The man is not stupid. He's certifiably and provably more intelligent than the good majority of the readers of this board. He is so smart, in fact, that he is able to completely fool you with his "Look at me, I'm stupid!" act on television. </tinfoilhat>
|
Karanth
Gallente Independent Fleet Dark Taboo
|
Posted - 2009.09.28 01:18:00 -
[208]
Originally by: Hashimoto Hoshiko
</tinfoilhat> Chiming in to dispel this myth. George W. Bush is a graduate with honors from Harvard University. The man is not stupid. He's certifiably and provably more intelligent than the good majority of the readers of this board. He is so smart, in fact, that he is able to completely fool you with his "Look at me, I'm stupid!" act on television. <tinfoilhat>
Fixed 4 U
Originally by: CCP t0rfifrans
Sorry, no. You have to go into wormholes and get farmed by the new AI NPCs like everyone else...
|
PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar yo i'm posting
|
Posted - 2009.09.28 03:41:00 -
[209]
take your politics elsewhere this is the joe show
not crossfire
|
Andrea Griffin
|
Posted - 2009.09.28 15:45:00 -
[210]
Originally by: PostmasterGeneral take your politics elsewhere this is the joe show
not crossfire
Yes, it would be sad to have this thread locked. It is too much fun, please do not ruin it.
|
|
|
|
|
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 [7] 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 .. 18 :: one page |
First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |