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Marie Blanchard
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Posted - 2009.12.09 03:58:00 -
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Our Zedrik, who art in IEEE,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy standards come.
Thy practices be done,
On stations as they are in space.
Give us this day our Joe Show.
And investigate us our standards violations,
As we investigate those who violate standards against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from bad fittings.
For thine is the cap,
and the grid, and the CPU,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
(rough translation: Where's today's installment of Joe Show???)
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.12.09 04:16:00 -
[452]
New Joe Show (tm) The I'm Ignoring Zed version...So lets talk with everyone else in the IEEE, and other wartargets...
TL;DR: I...have no words. This is all over the map.
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 Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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w1ldt4ngent
SWARTA
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Posted - 2009.12.09 07:18:00 -
[453]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
New Joe Show (tm) The I'm Ignoring Zed version...So lets talk with everyone else in the IEEE, and other wartargets...
TL;DR: I...have no words. This is all over the map.
Dear god, can we get an actual TL;DR on this? I got about halfway through when I noticed how much scroll bar remained and gave up.
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Isaac Starstriker
Amarr
The Confederate Navy
Forever Unbound
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Posted - 2009.12.09 07:26:00 -
[454]
Edited by: Isaac Starstriker on 09/12/2009 07:26:52
Originally by: w1ldt4ngent
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
New Joe Show (tm) The I'm Ignoring Zed version...So lets talk with everyone else in the IEEE, and other wartargets...
TL;DR: I...have no words. This is all over the map.
Dear god, can we get an actual TL;DR on this? I got about halfway through when I noticed how much scroll bar remained and gave up.
Here is my tl;dr: tl;dr
LOL!!
No but seriously I read most of it...(skimmed it, sue me). Basically Joe is ignoring ONLY Zedrik and chatting it up with the rest of the IEEE and getting ganked in the process of it all. He gives stupid names to his "new" ships which he claims his corps makes. Otherwise...nothing much of use. Its a lot of chat log with lots of people discussing pointless stuff.
--Isaac
Signature is now under construction: check back in a couple weeks. Or months....
AMAAR VICTOR!
"You just can't fix stupid"
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Drakan290
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Posted - 2009.12.09 09:00:00 -
[455]
Originally by: Isaac Starstriker
Edited by: Isaac Starstriker on 09/12/2009 07:26:52
Originally by: w1ldt4ngent
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
New Joe Show (tm) The I'm Ignoring Zed version...So lets talk with everyone else in the IEEE, and other wartargets...
TL;DR: I...have no words. This is all over the map.
Dear god, can we get an actual TL;DR on this? I got about halfway through when I noticed how much scroll bar remained and gave up.
Here is my tl;dr: tl;dr
LOL!!
No but seriously I read most of it...(skimmed it, sue me). Basically Joe is ignoring ONLY Zedrik and chatting it up with the rest of the IEEE and getting ganked in the process of it all. He gives stupid names to his "new" ships which he claims his corps makes. Otherwise...nothing much of use. Its a lot of chat log with lots of people discussing pointless stuff.
I assume Zed will mess around with the 2nd chatlog tonight/tomorrow and put it up.
Spoiler alert!
Joe explains how the moon landing is faked
Joe explains space travel and radiation
Joe explains how yogurt is a cancer vaccine
More to come...
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.12.09 13:36:00 -
[456]
Okay..I'll be going through the new Joe Show..and creating the edited Joe Show...give me a bit..there's an awful lot of crap to wade through..
Will poke back here.
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.09 13:51:00 -
[457]
In the meantime, you may want to help Joe with his technical problems so he can log in and commence his treachery and villainy.
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi
Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
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Ballista III
8e5T Co0pRAt10n 1n Ev3
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.09 14:00:00 -
[458]
Originally by: Lady Spank
In the meantime, you may want to help Joe with his technical problems so he can log in and commence his treachery and villainy.
:/
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc
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Posted - 2009.12.09 14:14:00 -
[459]
Saw him in the help channel just now, he had questions about how to build outposts. Leading 0.0 alliances better pay attention because he'll pwn you all!
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Taladool
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Posted - 2009.12.09 14:41:00 -
[460]
Originally by: Marko Riva
Saw him in the help channel just now, he had questions about how to build outposts. Leading 0.0 alliances better pay attention because he'll pwn you all!
He couldn't raise 500 mil for cheap mercs how is he gonna afford 40 billion?
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Loqiel
Caldari
Legio Fortunae
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Posted - 2009.12.09 15:00:00 -
[461]
Originally by: Taladool
Originally by: Marko Riva
Saw him in the help channel just now, he had questions about how to build outposts. Leading 0.0 alliances better pay attention because he'll pwn you all!
He couldn't raise 500 mil for cheap mercs how is he gonna afford 40 billion?
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.09 15:14:00 -
[462]
Originally by: Loqiel
By selling Hydra's cap fleet. Obviously.
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi
Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
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Taladool
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Posted - 2009.12.09 15:15:00 -
[463]
Originally by: Loqiel
Originally by: Taladool
Originally by: Marko Riva
Saw him in the help channel just now, he had questions about how to build outposts. Leading 0.0 alliances better pay attention because he'll pwn you all!
He couldn't raise 500 mil for cheap mercs how is he gonna afford 40 billion?
By selling Hydra's cap fleet. Obviously.
But but... joe said he didn't steal their cap fleet.....
Joe has never lied to us before has he??
Im so confused :(
I hope, if he did steal the cap fleet and sells it, that his freighter gets ganked with the station egg in it, and IEE takes and sells it to afford another 2 years worth of war :)
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.12.09 18:18:00 -
[464]
Well we know Karadan Kaarwen wasn't too far off on his age guess...he was 19 until midnight lastnight...
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.12.09 19:06:00 -
[465]
A Joe Show Redux...Last night's way overly long post edited for content. All out of context. You want context..you hit the previous post.
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Marie Blanchard
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Posted - 2009.12.09 22:49:00 -
[466]
Joe Phoenix > 19 jumps, 8 mill
This guy's an economical genius all right...
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William Caldon
Caldari
Golden Cross Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.12.09 23:52:00 -
[467]
Originally by: Marie Blanchard
Joe Phoenix > 19 jumps, 8 mill
This guy's an economical genius all right...
I've made 100000000000000000000000000000000~ going 1 jumps. I guess I get prize.
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Helgur
Steel Soldier's
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Posted - 2009.12.10 02:49:00 -
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I've now browsed through all 16 pages of this thread + blogposts and to summarize it all: 
Epic hilarious fail. Keep up the good work Zedrik, keep the investigations coming. You really hit the nail with this one. People like Joe Phoenix should have professionals helping them from themselves. (ingame)
Although wouldn't be any entertainment value in that 
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Jehosh Farrfury
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Posted - 2009.12.10 03:27:00 -
[469]
Hey Jehosh here,
I just wanted to let everyone know that there is currently an auction in Jita for Joe Phoenix's infamous corpse. The auction is currently at 50 mil and has a little less than 6 days left. The corpse is only slightly used. This is a prime piece of Joe Show(tm) history! Let the bidding war begin!
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.12.10 23:05:00 -
[470]
No new Joe Show (tm) today folks... He's ignoring me, and between me being afk, others being afk, and getting nailed by a smartbomb camp in rancer (DAMN YOU!) We've been missing his traipsing up and down the trade pipes.
BUT! One of my guys has done some data mining..and come up with a large amount of Joe-Isms.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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SetrakDark
Caldari
DarkCorp Technology and Finance
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Posted - 2009.12.11 00:02:00 -
[471]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
No new Joe Show (tm) today folks... He's ignoring me, and between me being afk, others being afk, and getting nailed by a smartbomb camp in rancer (DAMN YOU!) We've been missing his traipsing up and down the trade pipes.
BUT! One of my guys has done some data mining..and come up with a large amount of Joe-Isms.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.
Read the link with epic music in the background. I did it by accident and it was f'ing hilarious.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.12.11 13:51:00 -
[472]
New Joe Show(tm) Rens local edition
TL;DR: Command ships need WCS. Merlins are shuttles if you name them 'shuttle'. War is going to be 250 million isk/week.
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.12.11 14:13:00 -
[473]
More Fresh Joe Show (tm).
TL;DR: Joe tries to recruit Damien. War is going to cost 250 million isk soon (per week). Joe saves a life for ú2.50. Treating symptoms not the cause. Joe Explodes!
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Isaac Starstriker
Amarr
The Confederate Navy
Forever Unbound
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Posted - 2009.12.11 17:56:00 -
[474]
Still throwing out his BS Story about going and saving a person's life. More likely he donated to a charity that said: "For $10 you will save this boy from death/loss of house/w/e."
Brother...
--Isaac
Signature is now under construction: check back in a couple weeks. Or months....
AMAAR VICTOR!
"You just can't fix stupid"
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Lord Seranus
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Posted - 2009.12.11 19:16:00 -
[475]
Any chance of JoeShow(tm) merchandise? I know I'd love to go out clubbing with a JoeShow(tm) t-shirt, and a JoeShow(tm) branded wallet would hold my money real nice.
Perhaps the t-shirts could have the JoeShow(tm) logo on the front, and a selection of his most ******ilarious quotes on the back? 
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Fumen
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.12.11 20:20:00 -
[476]
Originally by: Lord Seranus
Any chance of JoeShow(tm) merchandise? I know I'd love to go out clubbing with a JoeShow(tm) t-shirt, and a JoeShow(tm) branded wallet would hold my money real nice.
I'm not sure I'd trust a JoeShow branded wallet. Anything you put in it might disappear.
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.12.11 22:07:00 -
[477]
Originally by: Lord Seranus
Any chance of JoeShow(tm) merchandise? I know I'd love to go out clubbing with a JoeShow(tm) t-shirt, and a JoeShow(tm) branded wallet would hold my money real nice.
Perhaps the t-shirts could have the JoeShow(tm) logo on the front, and a selection of his most ******ilarious quotes on the back?
Coming soon to a CafePress near you ;)
(I just have to get some time in with photoshop this weekend)
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Loqiel
Caldari
Legio Fortunae
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Posted - 2009.12.12 19:52:00 -
[478]
In our continuing co-operation with the IEEE in their investigation, Joe Phoenix has had intense metallurgy done on both his space-faring vessel and his pod. Unfortunately, this lead to irreparable damage, and both were lost. On the bright side, we were able to save his corpse, which is now available for a nominal fee.
Legio Fortunae pledges their continuing support of this investigation, whether it be militarily or monetarily. |
Jehosh Farrfury
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Posted - 2009.12.13 02:19:00 -
[479]
Hey Jehosh here,
I've switched sides to the almighty Imperial Commonwealth! This great and noble Empire will survive any and all attempts to destroy it. We will decimate all enemies of our glorious Commonwealth. Come on all challengers, we will rebuke you into submission.
Sincerely yours,
Jehosh Farrfury
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Joe Phoenix
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Posted - 2009.12.13 02:45:00 -
[480]
Your making fun of a young boy dieing of malaria in Gambia.. now that is low.
OK just to recap, zedrik cayne is a ****, lying to your face, and he's obsessed with destroying my corp because basically we're showing you how pathetic he really is, oh and it might have had something to do with me stating that his wife is seriously fat (she really is(, either way we don't care, so you can go and .... ........ (you can fill in the blanks).
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