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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.09.18 03:32:00 -
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More Joe Show here.
TL;DR Joe in a 'well tanked' drake...only two warp core stabilizers, goes kerplow. Claims that going kerplow was because I violated a 1v1.
Joe refuses to aggress the iteron of doom. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.09.18 04:22:00 -
[152]
Joe, please shoot at me next time :)
[ 2009.09.18 00:24:02 ] Joe Phoenix > is that all your corp has? [ 2009.09.18 00:24:25 ] Barakkus > sorry bro, no corp it's a 1 man show
...this is all I got b/c like I told you tonight, I'm a 1 man show...and I'm not afraid to die horribly, and repeatedly, that's why my pvp ruptures are all named "free kill". Only reason I waited as long as I did before firing is b/c I didn't want concord to intervene, the dec had gone active like 2 minutes before you undocked and, we all know how forgetful concord can be :)
Besides, don't make me waste days on training from jumping to a clean clone for nothing :)
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Hadesgate
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Posted - 2009.09.18 05:55:00 -
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I'm not convinced he speaks fluent french. Its just as bad as his english and maybe even worse. Everyone that had french at school can at least understand or write basic french.
ich kann auch deutsch reden, night so gut wie die echte deutsche leute aber nur ein bischen.
so this doesn't mean i'm german all of a sudden.
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abishai valiant
ROCK Inc
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Posted - 2009.09.18 10:38:00 -
[154]
Zedrik Cayne is the greatest man alive. nuff sed.
ps. zed, can i have your babies ?
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.09.18 13:18:00 -
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Originally by: Jehosh Farrfury Hi, so I just pewpewd with our buddy Joe. I opened a chat with him while sitting outside Jita 4-4 and got this mediocre chat log. It's not really anything exciting but I pretended to be french and got him to outright admit that he hates all americans. He also paid me to let him blow up my frigs with his drake. I thought you guys might appreciate it, if not feel free to boo and hiss. :p
Wait..what...I missed this the first time around....he *paid* you to let him blow you up?
Oh my.
Win Pure Win. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Jehosh Farrfury
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Posted - 2009.09.18 14:23:00 -
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Hi, yessir the chat logs are very real and not edited a bit. He is european so most of them can understand basic other languages. I think he chose to b friendly with me bc he didn't think I was american. Yes, he did pay me to pvp him in my merlin against his drake. He ended up giving me just under 1.5 mil for 2 frigs. :)
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Alhambra Trellane
Imperium Forces
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Posted - 2009.09.18 14:23:00 -
[157]
And another chapter begins!
"Hmm, I'm ridiculed on the forums, I've got less than 4 kills on my KB, and since this all started, everyone's fitting multiple points so my 10 stabs aren't helping. What to do, what to do....
I know! If I pay people to be shot by me, then I'll be able to bluster about how dangerous I am!"
This gets better by the day, especially since the Hydra thread fizzled.
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DanieI Essig
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Posted - 2009.09.18 15:01:00 -
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I am posting here to let all you dirty griefers and deccers know that there is a new Sheriff in town, I am currently in discussions with Joe Phoenix as to how we can collaborate, combine our might, put our heads together and generally like form something with a view to writing many wongs.
Watch this space.
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Gavin DeVries
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Posted - 2009.09.18 15:15:00 -
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Edited by: Gavin DeVries on 18/09/2009 15:16:02
Originally by: DanieI Essig I am posting here to let all you dirty griefers and deccers know that there is a new Sheriff in town, I am currently in discussions with Joe Phoenix as to how we can collaborate, combine our might, put our heads together and generally like form something with a view to writing many wongs.
Watch this space.
I'm not sure about writing wongs, I think you'd do better writing novels or stories. As far as watching this space, is it going to turn out anything like this space? ______________________________________________________ Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? |
DanieI Essig
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Posted - 2009.09.18 15:21:00 -
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Originally by: Gavin DeVries Edited by: Gavin DeVries on 18/09/2009 15:16:02
Originally by: DanieI Essig I am posting here to let all you dirty griefers and deccers know that there is a new Sheriff in town, I am currently in discussions with Joe Phoenix as to how we can collaborate, combine our might, put our heads together and generally like form something with a view to writing many wongs.
Watch this space.
I'm not sure about writing wongs, I think you'd do better writing novels or stories. As far as watching this space, is it going to turn out anything like this space?
You sir, put the stupidity in stupidityness.
If you went to the trouble of investigating the thread you have linked you would see that it was created by an imposter.
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Gavin DeVries
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Posted - 2009.09.18 15:43:00 -
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Would you please explain how that was an imposter, when clicking on that OP picture and looking up the last posts of that character links to the exact same list as clicking on your picture and looking up the last posts? What I see is either you created this character in order to impersonate a DanieL Essig (who may be someone else or a banned character) or someone has access to your login and password. ______________________________________________________ Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? |
THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.09.18 16:18:00 -
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Originally by: DanieI Essig I am posting here to let all you dirty griefers and deccers know that there is a new Sheriff in town, I am currently in discussions with Joe Phoenix as to how we can collaborate, combine our might, put our heads together and generally like form something with a view to writing many wongs.
Watch this space.
I'll contract you a 'I'm with stupid' t-shirt for your endeavor. Its on the house no charge.
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g0ggalor
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Posted - 2009.09.18 16:19:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Originally by: Jehosh Farrfury Hi, so I just pewpewd with our buddy Joe. I opened a chat with him while sitting outside Jita 4-4 and got this mediocre chat log. It's not really anything exciting but I pretended to be french and got him to outright admit that he hates all americans. He also paid me to let him blow up my frigs with his drake. I thought you guys might appreciate it, if not feel free to boo and hiss. :p
Wait..what...I missed this the first time around....he *paid* you to let him blow you up?
Oh my.
Win Pure Win.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHA
Confirming that the Joe show is full of fail and win at the same time.
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Bud Tugly
Empire Arms Dealers
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Posted - 2009.09.18 16:35:00 -
[164]
Originally by: DanieI Essig I am posting here to let all you dirty griefers and deccers know that there is a new Sheriff in town, I am currently in discussions with Joe Phoenix as to how we can collaborate, combine our might, put our heads together and generally like form something with a view to writing many wongs.
Watch this space.
How many Wongs are you going to write to exactly? I fail to see how writing to people who share the same asian last name will help the Joe Phoenix situation. But I may be missing something here.
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Trok Mienal
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Posted - 2009.09.18 16:58:00 -
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Is it just me or has Joe been very quiet recently here on the forums. He hasn't made any posts in like 3 or 4 days. Not even in his "press conference" thread he started. To be honest its quite nice. The I.C. member base is still hovering at around 10 or so with 6 offline for well over a week. I really hope he has decided to pack up shop, stop posting, and quietly go away. I mean I have really started to enjoy the Joe Show, but I am more worried about the new players he recruits then anything. So if he quietly slips away and stops recruiting that sounds good to me. Especially if people continue to blow him up wherever he goes ;).
Anyways, just a crossing thought I had, seems pretty quiet. Oh but please feel free to give this bees nest a good whack and see if you can get some more funny responses out of him :).
-Trok Mienal |
Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.09.18 17:02:00 -
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He may be trying to take the advice given to him and quietly slip away...
Out of all the members still in corp, there's maybe 1 or 2 that log in and don't do much but fly around in rookie ships, mostly hugging stations in Jita...they're really of no interest to me anyways...I think I've only seen Viceroy Jane on with regularity, before I went to bed, Crazy Light logged on, that's about it.
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Viceroy Jane
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Posted - 2009.09.18 17:54:00 -
[167]
Indeed I find myself alone in corp chat quite often, but you leave my Velator out of this.
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.09.18 18:06:00 -
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I just wanna blow up Joe (or lose lots of ships trying), but if you want to sit still long enough for me to find you, I could blow you up too :) I suck at scanning down ships so it might get boring waiting for me to find you though :P
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Viceroy Jane
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Posted - 2009.09.18 18:24:00 -
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I've been a super ninja-looter at the Luminaire Titan. People get very grumpy there, so I bought out all the Navitas in the system to keep myself flying.
I must to warn you, though, I'm a dangerous target. Just last night I was challenged to a fight, and, being the honorable person I am, I agreed. I filled my drone bay to the brim (such a lonely Hobgoblin I) and, deciding I was powerful enough, nothing else. I dug deep into my wallet and found 6 k to insure the ship (never undock without doing that first, kids!) and warped to the Titan to meet my foe. Obviously I was an intimidating one month old character, as they had their finest cloaked T2 cruiser watching first. Deciding I was stronger than they thought they had their interceptor tackle me before risking their Arazu (apparently I had stolen a can and they still had aggro). My Hobgoblin fought hard, but alas to no avail. If I had just fitted my civy blasters, the fight may have ended differently.
I must have made an impression, though, because for round 2 they had a Brutix for point, but fearing my crafty powers they decided not to risk it and had a Rokh warp in on my head for backup. If only I had fitted something!
The day ended with me losing my best ship, but the twenty six others I have in hangar will come play with you
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.09.18 18:32:00 -
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I could prolly scrounge up some rookie ships or frigates if you want to pad your corp war kills with :)
Tell me what system and I'll get a pile together and we can have some pew pew.
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Wendi Watson
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Posted - 2009.09.20 04:58:00 -
[171]
And yet another Joe thread here.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.09.20 15:56:00 -
[172]
Welcome to another chapter of the Joe Show.
TL;DR version:
Just leave me alone, you are so sad and you don't understand my corp's vision. Please stop. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Crimson Slayer
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Posted - 2009.09.20 17:16:00 -
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as funny as it is to watch joe cry am i the only one geting the feeling tht this is just whipping a dead horse
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Trok Mienal
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Posted - 2009.09.20 18:20:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Welcome to another chapter of the Joe Show.
TL;DR version:
Just leave me alone, you are so sad and you don't understand my corp's vision. Please stop.
Wow. He just never knows when to stop does he. Joe you have to stop insulting people, it just gets you into more and more trouble. Stop down already and give it up. You have so few members left, just call it a day and hand over CEO to someone already.
Joe Phoenix > im a bi-stander
First *giggle*. I think you meant a *BYSTANDER*. Bi-stander seems like it would be someone who is bi and stands around a lot. So assuming that's what you mean, you are not a bystander. As a CEO you are in fact the leader. All this trouble is not due to any of your members or ex-members. Its because you have done a bad job and many believe you will continue to do so.
-Trok
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.09.20 22:02:00 -
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Joe, really seems like you want this to all go away.
I decided to look up my old CEO from my first character, he's off enjoying EVE (I assume) in some other corp he's not running...do yourself a favor...do what he did and just take off, join another corp that's never heard of you...lay low...pay attention to how things are run wherever you end up and give it another go later...and for god's sake, don't make the same mistakes you made this time around. You're a 4 month old character, you have plenty of training to do, and lots to accomplish before you try this again.
If there's one thing you really need to take away from this experience, nerd raging and smacking only gets you in trouble, respect your adversaries and you'll go much farther in this game than you can imagine.
I'm gonna sit outside Jita 4-4 like I am right now while you're docked up until you do, frankly, CEOs like yourself give n00bs a bad taste for EVE...and teach them some bad habits...do us all a favor and learn what it is to lead people before you go and do it again. I know you will, you're just not ready for it right now.
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Davinel Lulinvega
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Posted - 2009.09.20 22:31:00 -
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Quote: calling a disabled person "stastic" thats offensive
Originally by: CCP Tuxford Now the op looks like a weirdo that can't read kekekeke!
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Maisonian
Amarr The Green Machine
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Posted - 2009.09.21 00:56:00 -
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Edited by: Maisonian on 21/09/2009 01:02:04 For a moment there I was getting worried that He'd actually put 30 seconds of though into this whole saga. I am however, overjoyed to be wrong in this instance I've now got most of these wonderful threads BMed to cheer me up if I ever have a bad day.
(edit) Just read this and now I need a new keyboard after covering it in tea:
The Imperial Commonwealth is a society based on honor and respect, spaning entire worlds, linked together by there promise to serve the Commonwealth. Members of the Commonwealth are renowned for there un-questionable loyalty, and honor in there service towards the Commonwealth, and it turn, the Commonwealth is renowned for its services to its citizens.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.09.23 14:44:00 -
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Due to unforseen circumstances (my laptop is DOA ) this investigation will probably close out before I get back online most unfortunately.
We here at the IEEE hope that future and current CEO's will read, and understand how not to do things. And by not following the example set forth by Joe Phoenix and the Imperial Commonwealth make a better universe for us all. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.09.23 15:33:00 -
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Originally by: DanieI Essig writing many wongs.
WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG.
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.09.24 04:26:00 -
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Whatchu doing on page 2, this horse ain't even a juice pile yet.
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