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Isaac Starstriker
Amarr The Confederate Navy Forever Unbound
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Posted - 2009.12.07 02:20:00 -
[421]
Edited by: Isaac Starstriker on 07/12/2009 02:19:49 *scratches head*
Is it just me? Or is he getting more desperate and lacking the ability to insult you? I find it hilarious, to see him struggling.
Btw, anyone in Joe's corp. Leave. Your life will be 100X better. --Isaac
Signature is now under construction: check back in a couple weeks. Or months....
AMAAR VICTOR!
"You just can't fix stupid"
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Ava Starfire
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Posted - 2009.12.07 03:27:00 -
[422]
Originally by: Joe Phoenix Edited by: Joe Phoenix on 01/12/2009 21:19:36 if anyone is actuelly getting anything more then a childist thrill from reading this edited dripple should be euthanised.
After reading this, I am utterly amazed he can even type his damn password correctly to login to the game. Space is fun! |
Karanth
Gallente Independent Fleet
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Posted - 2009.12.07 08:15:00 -
[423]
Edited by: Karanth on 07/12/2009 08:15:12 This thread makes me sad.
Joe, what are you doing? If you care anything for the people in your corp, you'd step down. How many members do you have now who were there even a month ago?
SNYPE
Originally by: CCP t0rfifrans
Sorry, no. You have to go into wormholes and get farmed by the new AI NPCs like everyone else...
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Corel Drau
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Posted - 2009.12.07 14:04:00 -
[424]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne New Joe Show(tm). Special 'inside the joe show edition'...
Corp chatter from Joe's corp as one of his corpies loses his cool.
Not TL;DR on this one..you should really go read it.
Confirming it was worth reading, as always. Highlight of this entry:
Bubba Crusher > those "******" just blew up a battleship! how many battleships have you killed?!!?!?! Joe Phoenix > a handful
I suppose Merlins count as A handful of battleships now
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Mickey Simon
TEMPLAR.
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Posted - 2009.12.07 16:40:00 -
[425]
This gets more ******ed as it goes on. Joe: you're a terrible CEO if you can't realise where you're failing. It's not a bad thing, it just means that you should reevaluate your stance on a lot of issues.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.07 16:44:00 -
[426]
I might make a corp called childist thrill dripple.
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.12.07 18:00:00 -
[427]
Just curious, I don't know if it has been relayed yet, but how did IC end up not in Hydra Allice anymore?
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Dracoknight
Strategic Syndicate Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2009.12.07 18:03:00 -
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Originally by: Barakkus Just curious, I don't know if it has been relayed yet, but how did IC end up not in Hydra Allice anymore?
Joe left it... ...i think it may be because Hydra didnt make him lose less ships to zedrik...
Also... Hydra is way too good for Joe now ...i feel like i want to petition Joe for harrassment of his own corp members and the real life treats to zedrik ____________________
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Ballista III
8e5T Co0pRAt10n 1n Ev3 HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.07 18:04:00 -
[429]
Originally by: Barakkus Just curious, I don't know if it has been relayed yet, but how did IC end up not in Hydra Allice anymore?
Linkage
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.12.07 18:12:00 -
[430]
Well..Joe is speaking again..but not here...over there.
There's not much there..but TL;DR: Joe is ignoring the IEEE now. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Loqiel
Caldari Legio Fortunae
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Posted - 2009.12.07 18:25:00 -
[431]
Those chat logs are priceless.
Yes, I killed Dommil twice in an hour. Yes, I podded him both times. Yes, Zeriel and I blew up Bubba's Scorpion the next day.
Delicious, delicious tears. "A good plan executed violently now is better than a perfect plan executed sometime in the future." -Gen. George Patton |
Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.12.07 18:57:00 -
[432]
Originally by: Ballista III
Originally by: Barakkus Just curious, I don't know if it has been relayed yet, but how did IC end up not in Hydra Allice anymore?
Linkage
Well I hope it was just pilots and not cap ships. If he got the ships too I'm sure it's a matter of days before they've all been blown up since he can't even tank me in a rupture with a drake lol.
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Loqiel
Caldari Legio Fortunae
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Posted - 2009.12.07 23:02:00 -
[433]
We here at Legio Fortunae have enjoyed working in conjunction with the IEEE on their ongoing investigation of Joe Phoenix and IC and pledge our continuing support to this righteous and most necessary cause. |
Mahmukt
Paradox Collective In Tea We Trust
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Posted - 2009.12.08 02:52:00 -
[434]
Edited by: Mahmukt on 08/12/2009 02:52:15 Well this whole sad tale has kept me entertained for the best part of 3 hours, way better than some of the trashy soap drama series my wife watches. At the begining I sympathised with Joe by the end I despised him.
Arrogant fool Joe, retire the corp and reform when you have more sense and less enemies.
Note: I really hope this is a troll episode as some people have hinted - it would be the greatest ever but i doubt it is.
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Karadan Kaarwen
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Posted - 2009.12.08 11:52:00 -
[435]
Edited by: Karadan Kaarwen on 08/12/2009 11:53:40 Joe isn't just the worst CEO and pilot in Eve, I'm pretty sure he is also one of the worst people as well. So far, he's displayed the following character traits: Thief, liar, cowardice, deception, self deception, ignorance, ineptitude, egotism, hubris, arrogance, homophobia, intolerance, greediness, self obsession, hypocrisy, insincerity, ugliness, humourlessness, apathy and obstructiveness.
There's more but I'm sure you can all fill in the gaps.
I've found many things he's said have given him away somewhat. He likes others to believe his fantasies. E.G. His mission to give aid to Africa or his in-depth knowledge of genetics and the human reproductive system are obvious tells. He is a serial fantasist. Only people with such an enormous ability for mental gymnastics can be so misguided as to have such an illusion of superiority. He sincerely sees himself as a natural leader with admirable qualities when in reality, everything he touches turns into a calamitous mess.
The problem is, you just can't tell someone like Joe the reality of things. It just washes through him without bumping into anything on the way. He'll continue being the 'victim' whilst everyone else makes up stories about him and generally belittles him.. Only because we are all jealous, mind. It's because of his sheer awesomeness, obviously.
In reality, Joe is between 14 and 18 years old and is the product of a wealthy family. He lives with his overbearing mother whom is divorced from his father. They divorced whilst he was at an impressionable age (probably between 9 and 12) and thus, he has a Cartman complex. His mum's pet name for him is pookie-pie. His dad is a neurosurgeon or fertility expert and his mother does not work. He is an only child and has done very badly in school. His school reports usually say 'must stop daydreaming' or 'is distracted easily'. He is unfortunately overweight and has a skin disorder - probably impetigo. He doesn't have many real-life friends.
I may be way off the mark but I've gleaned much of the above from analysing stuff he's said either on the forums or in Zedrik's blog. I also used a bit of intuition and artistic licence. :) The thing with someone like Joe is that he is easy to figure out because he's so two-dimensional. Someone like Joe will never remember all the lies and falsehoods he spins. It's just unfortunate for Joe that he decided to do this in a forum as uncompromising as Eve online. Maybe it will be good for him. Maybe we'll eventually wear him down so that reality starts to seep into his brain. Maybe we'll see him blossom into a balanced and trustworthy individual.
Or maybe he'll carry on entertaining us all..
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Dracoknight
Strategic Syndicate Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2009.12.08 12:16:00 -
[436]
Originally by: Karadan Kaarwen
Or maybe he'll carry on entertaining us all..
Amen!
Well, i wonder if the first Officer he had is still watching the show... if so: HI! o/
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Compleat Bacon
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Posted - 2009.12.08 12:24:00 -
[437]
Originally by: Karadan Kaarwen Edited by: Karadan Kaarwen on 08/12/2009 11:53:40 Joe isn't ...
<possible upbringing failures, etc>
Failures of parenting and upbringing are generally compensated, at least partially, by the environment.
/me pictures Zedrick as surrogate parent. /me hunts for the infinitely expensive Internet eyewash..
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Trok Mienal
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Posted - 2009.12.08 13:55:00 -
[438]
Originally by: Dracoknight
Originally by: Karadan Kaarwen
Or maybe he'll carry on entertaining us all..
Amen!
Well, i wonder if the first Officer he had is still watching the show... if so: HI! o/
Hi :)
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WhiteGhostBear
Furs of New Eden
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Posted - 2009.12.08 14:29:00 -
[439]
Originally by: Isaac Starstriker Edited by: Isaac Starstriker on 07/12/2009 02:19:49 *scratches head*
Is it just me? Or is he getting more desperate and lacking the ability to insult you? I find it hilarious, to see him struggling.
Btw, anyone in Joe's corp. Leave. Your life will be 100X better.
I was once in a fail-corp. Drakeal, run by EthanPow. I think he is still running around trying to ruin lives or something... Anyways, yeah, Eve was a lot better once I left and joined up with some people that didn't lie, use taxes for personal gain, and actually bothered to teach me a thing or two.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.08 14:33:00 -
[440]
Once you know what it's like being in a really good, organised and active corp... it's actually quite amusing to join some fail corp for a while.
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
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Ballista III
8e5T Co0pRAt10n 1n Ev3 HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.08 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank Once you know what it's like being in a really good, organised and active corp... it's actually quite amusing to join some fail corp for a while.
same with allices.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.08 14:48:00 -
[442]
Originally by: Ballista III
Originally by: Lady Spank Once you know what it's like being in a really good, organised and active corp... it's actually quite amusing to join some fail corp for a while.
same with allices.
I love the smack from people who don't get it
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
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Ballista III
8e5T Co0pRAt10n 1n Ev3 HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.08 14:57:00 -
[443]
Edited by: Ballista III on 08/12/2009 14:57:01
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Ballista III
Originally by: Lady Spank Once you know what it's like being in a really good, organised and active corp... it's actually quite amusing to join some fail corp for a while.
same with allices.
I love the smack from people who don't get it
ya never thought roleplaying would be this fun. just that we arn't gay like some people roleplaying as NPC factions and their pets.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.08 15:03:00 -
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Originally by: Ballista III ya never thought roleplaying would be this fun. just that we arn't gay like some people roleplaying as NPC factions and their pets.
I like roleplaying as noobs, esp when it gets you 45m in donations
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
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Ballista III
8e5T Co0pRAt10n 1n Ev3 HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.08 15:09:00 -
[445]
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Ballista III ya never thought roleplaying would be this fun. just that we arn't gay like some people roleplaying as NPC factions and their pets.
I like roleplaying as noobs, esp when it gets you 45m in donations
i dont quite get that link.... you found some **** in some WH?
also sometimes i think joe is actually RPing as a fail CEO to troll C&P
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.08 15:10:00 -
[446]
Originally by: Ballista III sometimes i think joe is actually RPing as a fail CEO to troll C&P
Joe is the best worst CEO in game.
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
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Dracoknight
Strategic Syndicate Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2009.12.08 15:14:00 -
[447]
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Ballista III
Originally by: Lady Spank Once you know what it's like being in a really good, organised and active corp... it's actually quite amusing to join some fail corp for a while.
same with allices.
I love the smack from people who don't get it
um.... do i get it? =/ ____________________
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.12.08 16:02:00 -
[448]
Originally by: Karadan Kaarwen Edited by: Karadan Kaarwen on 08/12/2009 11:53:40 Joe isn't just the worst CEO and pilot in Eve, I'm pretty sure he is also one of the worst people as well. So far, he's displayed the following character traits: Thief, liar, cowardice, deception, self deception, ignorance, ineptitude, egotism, hubris, arrogance, homophobia, intolerance, greediness, self obsession, hypocrisy, insincerity, ugliness, humourlessness, apathy and obstructiveness.
There's more but I'm sure you can all fill in the gaps.
I've found many things he's said have given him away somewhat. He likes others to believe his fantasies. E.G. His mission to give aid to Africa or his in-depth knowledge of genetics and the human reproductive system are obvious tells. He is a serial fantasist. Only people with such an enormous ability for mental gymnastics can be so misguided as to have such an illusion of superiority. He sincerely sees himself as a natural leader with admirable qualities when in reality, everything he touches turns into a calamitous mess.
The problem is, you just can't tell someone like Joe the reality of things. It just washes through him without bumping into anything on the way. He'll continue being the 'victim' whilst everyone else makes up stories about him and generally belittles him.. Only because we are all jealous, mind. It's because of his sheer awesomeness, obviously.
In reality, Joe is between 14 and 18 years old and is the product of a wealthy family. He lives with his overbearing mother whom is divorced from his father. They divorced whilst he was at an impressionable age (probably between 9 and 12) and thus, he has a Cartman complex. His mum's pet name for him is pookie-pie. His dad is a neurosurgeon or fertility expert and his mother does not work. He is an only child and has done very badly in school. His school reports usually say 'must stop daydreaming' or 'is distracted easily'. He is unfortunately overweight and has a skin disorder - probably impetigo. He doesn't have many real-life friends.
I may be way off the mark but I've gleaned much of the above from analysing stuff he's said either on the forums or in Zedrik's blog. I also used a bit of intuition and artistic licence. :) The thing with someone like Joe is that he is easy to figure out because he's so two-dimensional. Someone like Joe will never remember all the lies and falsehoods he spins. It's just unfortunate for Joe that he decided to do this in a forum as uncompromising as Eve online. Maybe it will be good for him. Maybe we'll eventually wear him down so that reality starts to seep into his brain. Maybe we'll see him blossom into a balanced and trustworthy individual.
Or maybe he'll carry on entertaining us all..
Spot on, except he prolly has eczema instead of impetigo.
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William Caldon
Caldari Golden Cross Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.12.09 00:59:00 -
[449]
Originally by: Barakkus
Originally by: Karadan Kaarwen Edited by: Karadan Kaarwen on 08/12/2009 11:53:40 Joe isn't just the worst CEO and pilot in Eve, I'm pretty sure he is also one of the worst people as well. So far, he's displayed the following character traits: Thief, liar, cowardice, deception, self deception, ignorance, ineptitude, egotism, hubris, arrogance, homophobia, intolerance, greediness, self obsession, hypocrisy, insincerity, ugliness, humourlessness, apathy and obstructiveness.
There's more but I'm sure you can all fill in the gaps.
I've found many things he's said have given him away somewhat. He likes others to believe his fantasies. E.G. His mission to give aid to Africa or his in-depth knowledge of genetics and the human reproductive system are obvious tells. He is a serial fantasist. Only people with such an enormous ability for mental gymnastics can be so misguided as to have such an illusion of superiority. He sincerely sees himself as a natural leader with admirable qualities when in reality, everything he touches turns into a calamitous mess.
The problem is, you just can't tell someone like Joe the reality of things. It just washes through him without bumping into anything on the way. He'll continue being the 'victim' whilst everyone else makes up stories about him and generally belittles him.. Only because we are all jealous, mind. It's because of his sheer awesomeness, obviously.
In reality, Joe is between 14 and 18 years old and is the product of a wealthy family. He lives with his overbearing mother whom is divorced from his father. They divorced whilst he was at an impressionable age (probably between 9 and 12) and thus, he has a Cartman complex. His mum's pet name for him is pookie-pie. His dad is a neurosurgeon or fertility expert and his mother does not work. He is an only child and has done very badly in school. His school reports usually say 'must stop daydreaming' or 'is distracted easily'. He is unfortunately overweight and has a skin disorder - probably impetigo. He doesn't have many real-life friends.
I may be way off the mark but I've gleaned much of the above from analysing stuff he's said either on the forums or in Zedrik's blog. I also used a bit of intuition and artistic licence. :) The thing with someone like Joe is that he is easy to figure out because he's so two-dimensional. Someone like Joe will never remember all the lies and falsehoods he spins. It's just unfortunate for Joe that he decided to do this in a forum as uncompromising as Eve online. Maybe it will be good for him. Maybe we'll eventually wear him down so that reality starts to seep into his brain. Maybe we'll see him blossom into a balanced and trustworthy individual.
Or maybe he'll carry on entertaining us all..
Spot on, except he prolly has eczema instead of impetigo.
Epic post (and quote I might add). I'm not sure if I agree with you or not. Its certainly interesting, and possibly quite accurate. The whole BS with the Africa thing was so stupid. Anyone who actually does that don't brag about it. They do it and certainly don't act this stupid. Usually if they are intelligent enough to go to Africa, they're intelligent to know when they are in the wrong. Everything up to this point shows that Joe is nothing more, nothing less than an idiot.
I can't even call him a troll as I've never seen a troll this good. Trolls slip up. Trolls do something out of character. Not him, he's sticking to his "Bible" like glue. He is either the best Roleplayer I've ever seen (and kudos if you are, it would be pretty epic at this point) or a complete and total idiot who truly doesn't get it. Please Joe, give it up, your not going to win, and I hope those that have followed you will get a clue and withdraw from your corp.
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Jehosh Farrfury
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Posted - 2009.12.09 02:11:00 -
[450]
Hey Jehosh here,
This is your chance to own a piece of The Joe Show(tm). Bid on the famous corpse of Joe Phoenix now! The only corpse in Eve to add +1 to warp core strength just for having it in your cargohold. The auction is happening now in Jita. Let the bidding begin!
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