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Serge Bastana
Gallente
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2009.09.30 05:01:00 -
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"You know the game WoW, it's nothing like that"
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You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag.
Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited! |
Ohishi
Caldari
Apocalypse Reign
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Posted - 2009.09.30 06:04:00 -
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Does outlook and excel excite you? Then you would love EVE.
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SupaKudoRio
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Posted - 2009.09.30 08:00:00 -
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Edited by: SupaKudoRio on 30/09/2009 08:06:32
 Originally by: Jin Nib
BOOM Hullshot!
Taking a leaf out of an AT7 commentator's book. 
Edit: Send them off to watch this video. Then immediately after tell them to watch this.
Then tell them this; "EVE is a game for people with initiative, who can make their own fun. It's a harsh game that will never hold your hand or protect you from your own mistakes. Want a buddy invite?  "
On another note, how do you like your pods in the morning? |
Thenoran
Caldari
Pelican.
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Posted - 2009.09.30 08:30:00 -
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The sandbox with landmines
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Low-sec is like sailing along the coast of Somalia...
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Regis Nex
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Posted - 2009.09.30 08:31:00 -
[35]
 show him these 3 icons, thats basically IT!
Booboo Bear Pew Pew |
jk scowling
Sane Industries Inc.
Novus Auctorita
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Posted - 2009.09.30 08:38:00 -
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It's Like WoW in space.
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fivetide humidyear
Gallente
Fool Mental Junket
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Posted - 2009.09.30 08:47:00 -
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Originally by: jk scowling
It's completely unlike WoW and in space.
fixed that for you
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Emil Erlenmeyer
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Posted - 2009.09.30 09:03:00 -
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A game centered around spaceships set in another galaxy where everyone plays on the same server.
If they want to know more you could tell them that everthing is player driven; from the mining and manufacturing to the fleet battles for territorial control.
If they still want to know more, don't get into too much detail.
Show them the butterfly effect video instead.
You don't have to tell them how much you like it; it's pretty obvious since you're playing it. No need to mention how hard it is or anything like that. Let them find out on their own if they're interested.
If you sound to eager, you're going to put them off. If you sound to uninterested, they will be like "meh, whatever".
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Alanea Winddancer
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Posted - 2009.09.30 09:04:00 -
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Cribba...
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Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2009.09.30 10:05:00 -
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It's actually a recursive acronym.
EVE is Virtual Emoragers.
But really,
"EVE is nanofigs and people complaining about nanofigs."
"EVE is a free market economy and combat simulation set in space."
"EVE is the most open-ended sandbox game ever."
"EVE is the matrix in space."
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MUGAI CEO
Itto-Ryu
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Posted - 2009.09.30 10:07:00 -
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Eve: Life's a bi tch
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Discordia Minoko
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Posted - 2009.09.30 10:37:00 -
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I quote Yahtzee:
Massive
Waste
of
Time
or:
BORED
BORED
BORED
EYESTRAIN.
(this was a parody of a parody, thank you eve online and good night)
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Loseteph
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Posted - 2009.09.30 11:04:00 -
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Full Life. Online
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Anhur Shu
Senex Legio
Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2009.09.30 11:10:00 -
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1 - 1 server
2 - no classes/levels
3 - PvP actually has consequences
4 - forum trolls...we have some of the best in the gaming world 
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I don't care if I suck, so shut the hell up! |
Doomed Predator
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.09.30 11:11:00 -
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Digital pirate lego in space
The 'Fendahlian Collective' strikes again |
Lindsay Logan
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Posted - 2009.09.30 11:14:00 -
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Its a game, in space. And you, like, shoot stuff. With other people.
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Ishquar Teh'Sainte
Evoke.
Ev0ke
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Posted - 2009.09.30 11:40:00 -
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"remember: losing is fun"
yeah, it's the slogan of another game. but it fits. =D
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Serge Bastana
Gallente
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2009.09.30 11:45:00 -
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Somedays it could be best summed up as:
F****** B******** S*** C***
which translates into any language really
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You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag.
Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited! |
Klauz Lycan
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.09.30 11:51:00 -
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say its EVE online and then confuse by saying a random fact: I like beer.
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Saartje Sarel
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Posted - 2009.09.30 13:16:00 -
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Are you an immature social ******, lacking in sexual experience, probably obese and almost certainly stuck in a dead end or more likely no job?
Congratulations, we made a game for you!
Or, if you prefer, Yahtzee's summary of EVE Online: 'Bored, bored, bored, bored. Eye strain.'
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Kathryn Dougans
Amarr
Imperial Crusade Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.09.30 13:20:00 -
[51]
Electronic Pirate Lego in Space.
And yes, you do have to share with the other children.
Being a single mother is quite hard. |
TimMc
Gallente
Brutal Deliverance
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2009.09.30 13:33:00 -
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When an Excel programmer read Atlas Shrugged.
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Salikh Thane
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Posted - 2009.09.30 14:17:00 -
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'Spaceships, awesome!'
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pausert
Caldari
AFK
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Posted - 2009.09.30 14:19:00 -
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I tell people that it's a very hardcore sci-fi game with spaceships and great economy.I also tell them it is full of elitists and caters to grief style play. I then mention that it is very complicated and requires time to learn to play but can be a lot of fun if they like the games play style.
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Ikserak tai
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Posted - 2009.09.30 15:57:00 -
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Remember those scifi books by Robert Heinlein, Ben Bova, Isaac Asimov, Jerry Pournelle, and those cyberpunk books by William Gibson? In this game you are in these books as one of the characters, and you write the story....
YOU'VE NEVER ROCKED 'TIL YOU'VE UNDOCKED. |
Taedrin
Gallente
The Space Bar South
The Compass
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Posted - 2009.09.30 16:01:00 -
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Cruel
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Borggotme
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Posted - 2009.09.30 16:02:00 -
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lol, got ganked again...
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Awesome Possum
Imperium Signal Corps
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Posted - 2009.09.30 16:04:00 -
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I use the Marine Corps recruiting tactic.
I tell people the game is extremely difficult to play, has a high learning curve, requires lots of patience, and they are probably not smart enough to figure it out or last very long.
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Primnproper
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Posted - 2009.09.30 16:07:00 -
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Its the game you always wanted when you used to play elite/frontier etc...
But with more backstabbing and no real physics or actual flying of your ship (ignoring manual piloting...)
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Draeklore
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Posted - 2009.09.30 16:21:00 -
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Spaceships go pew pew pew
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