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Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
110
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Posted - 2014.09.28 11:38:00 -
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Starrakatt wrote:Miko Jin wrote:Vimsy Vortis wrote:Today a potential client threw a hissy fit when he was informed that dropping all of our wars to focus on a single group was not a reasonable request without considerable compensation.
Later on we killed a 17 billion isk faction battleship from the group he wanted us contracted against. He could have had that kill on his war report but instead he doesn't because he threw a tantrum in a chat channel.
Good going there. Dropping all your wars for a single group! Please tell us. I think I Know Right is going to have a bad week...
Paid war? I shall have to ask my network to look into who it was if that is the case.
They must have rattled some jammy's to get you to do this
I will watch this with baited breath to see the outcome. |

Really Hot Guy
State War Academy Caldari State
13
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Posted - 2014.09.28 12:48:00 -
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Miko Jin wrote:
I will watch this with baited breath to see the outcome.
Sol, the only thing you'll be watching is the soft, green glow of your active cloak module as you sit waiting for nubs to jump into Balle. |

Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
110
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Posted - 2014.09.28 12:59:00 -
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Really Hot Guy wrote:Miko Jin wrote:
I will watch this with baited breath to see the outcome.
Sol, the only thing you'll be watching is the soft, green glow of your active cloak module as you sit waiting for nubs to jump into Balle.
It seems today people have me mixed up with another character for some reason.
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Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
110
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Posted - 2014.09.28 13:00:00 -
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Really Hot Guy wrote:Miko Jin wrote:
I will watch this with baited breath to see the outcome.
Sol, the only thing you'll be watching is the soft, green glow of your active cloak module as you sit waiting for nubs to jump into Balle.
It seems that people have me mixed up with another character today for some reason.
Posted twice in error sorry. |

Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
1432
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Posted - 2014.09.28 15:02:00 -
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Shitpoasting in BAW's thread generally does not end well. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |

Michele Bachmann
Collapsed Out Overload Everything
99
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Posted - 2014.09.29 15:14:00 -
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lol killboard padding
gtfo |

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
1673
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Posted - 2014.09.29 15:21:00 -
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Killboard padding is such an important part of our alliance activities that some of us have medals for it. |

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
1674
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Posted - 2014.09.30 04:31:00 -
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Today we padded our killboard by putting together a highsec POS tower with an alt corp, declaring war on it then getting our director alt in a C6 wormhole corp to ally in to the war as a defender, logging in 35 ishtar alts, flying them out of the wormhole into highsec, staging a fight using isboxer and then killing our own POS. We even logged in like twenty RvB alts to come shoot our neutrals to make it look super convincing.
Literally everything we do is an elaborate hoax. In fact about 30% of the characters in the game are secretly our alts. |

Saeger1737
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
848
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Posted - 2014.09.30 05:16:00 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:Killboard padding is such an important part of our alliance activities that some of us have medals for it.
Killboard padding and tears make for awesome beds. |

Michele Bachmann
Collapsed Out Overload Everything
99
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Posted - 2014.09.30 17:28:00 -
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Ayyy lmao |
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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts. Break-A-Wish Foundation
1320
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Posted - 2014.09.30 19:45:00 -
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My name is Tah'ris Khlador and I resubbed in order to participate in the Pretty Pink Pony Killboard Padding alliance. Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance |

Seraph IX Basarab
Hades Effect Surely You're Joking
421
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Posted - 2014.09.30 19:54:00 -
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Tah'ris Khlador wrote:My name is Tah'ris Khlador and I resubbed in order to participate in the Pretty Pink Pony Killboard Padding alliance.
Tahris, the long lost 5th member of the Zoolander friends. Hades Effect /-áConflict Resolution /-áPirate Protection |

Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
1465
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Posted - 2014.09.30 20:20:00 -
[613] - Quote
Vimsy Vortis wrote: In fact about 30% of the characters in the game are secretly our alts.
Goonswarm is a BAW training corp. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
1680
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Posted - 2014.09.30 22:43:00 -
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Funny story about what our CEOs first corp was. |

Saeger1737
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
855
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Posted - 2014.10.02 02:29:00 -
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All hail the power of the mighty unicorn, making antisociable space folks less sociable. |

Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
504
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Posted - 2014.10.03 01:42:00 -
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In light of the fantastic amount of fun we've been having since coming back to EVE, Break-A-Wish Foundation has decided to share one of our favorite games with the Guests of Honor on our Murderboard. We hope you enjoy playing as much as we do! |

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
1733
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Posted - 2014.10.03 15:59:11 -
[617] - Quote
There should be a tile for being tackled by 40 police pursuit comets. |

Really Hot Guy
State War Academy Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2014.10.03 16:13:00 -
[618] - Quote
Vimsy Vortis wrote:There should be a tile for being tackled by 40 police pursuit comets.
They've been available for some time now.
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Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
511
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Posted - 2014.10.06 13:35:14 -
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Contract us to do space-violence to your friends, enemies, or competitors today! |

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
795
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Posted - 2014.10.06 15:13:29 -
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Well recommended. They are hammers. Give them nails.
"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."
U-MAD Membership Recruitment
PoH Corporation Recruitment
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Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
511
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Posted - 2014.10.19 03:00:31 -
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Break-A-Wish Foundation - for when you want someone murdered, their toys broken, and their game experience ruined....by a bunch of dudes in thongs singing Call Me Maybe. |

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
1733
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Posted - 2014.10.19 08:00:22 -
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There's probably someone in EVE that you want killed right now, and while you're sitting here not paying us money that guy is just flying around doing whatever he wants talking all kinds of **** about you. Don't let that D-bag do that, hire us to endlessly hound him and all of his friends until they get so mad they send us a bunch of death threats or something.
Seriously, just think of a person you don't like, think of a thing that would be funny if it happened to him, then send Adriel a mail to get a quote for how much it will cost you. |

Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
511
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Posted - 2014.10.25 02:25:37 -
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Due to the huge increase in structure contracts we've received since the article on themittani.com, we are considering a rename to the Smash-A-POS Foundation.
Hire us today to kill some dudes, blow up their structures, and generally cause high-sec to burn. |

Nathan Shavit
Shavit Risk Management
0
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Posted - 2014.10.26 22:14:39 -
[624] - Quote
Vimsy Vortis wrote:There's probably someone in EVE that you want killed right now, and while you're sitting here not paying us money that guy is just flying around doing whatever he wants talking all kinds of **** about you. Don't let that D-bag do that, hire us to endlessly hound him and all of his friends until they get so mad they send us a bunch of death threats or something.
Seriously, just think of a person you don't like, think of a thing that would be funny if it happened to him, then send Adriel a mail to get a quote for how much it will cost you. I might just do that. I could definetly use some extra guns :)
There is no problem an air strike cannot solve.
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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
1738
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Posted - 2014.10.27 22:45:19 -
[625] - Quote
Right now that guy is busy telling all of local how dumb you are and how bad your entire corp sucks.
Instead of that Yuller could be linking a kill mail on him in local and asking why none of his buddies undocked to help him when we had him tackled. If only you had paid us a little isk! |

Nathan Shavit
Shavit Risk Management
7
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Posted - 2014.10.29 17:06:07 -
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Taraxon Taranogas wrote:CCP needs to have an escrow system this would keep them honest. Ever heard of Chribba? He's honest.
You'd be surprised about how many mercs actually get the job done. Don't judge them before you've seen them in action. And if you're a little paranoid get someone to set up an escrow.
There is no problem an air strike cannot solve.
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VegasMirage
Reikoku Pandemic Legion
1574
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Posted - 2014.11.01 20:58:08 -
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Adriel Malakai wrote:... generally cause high-sec to suck for other people.
what a challenge 
no more games... it's real this time!!!
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Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
124
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Posted - 2014.11.02 01:48:58 -
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VegasMirage wrote:Adriel Malakai wrote:... generally cause high-sec to suck for other people. what a challenge 
Must be as I heard you failed at it and continue to do so.
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Cannibal Kane
Cannibal Empire
4423
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Posted - 2014.11.19 05:05:30 -
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Why was this on page 3?
"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
1810
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Posted - 2014.11.19 07:34:47 -
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We don't really care about bumping our thread because we get more than enough contract requests without it?
Basically because we're super amazing.
I'm not sure how I feel about your new robot arms though, did you get in an accident or something? |
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