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Betrinna Cantis
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Posted - 2012.06.15 18:43:00 -
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TexasFire wrote:When you write to the producers of "The Big Bang Theory" to inform them that the cast playing WoW is just WRONG!!!!
Everyone knows a Phd would play Eve.
(True Story)
Nice one 
Alts have been changed to protect the Innocent.
You may have mistaken me for someone who cares..... |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
96
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Posted - 2012.06.15 19:17:00 -
[62] - Quote
When you call getting sucked into an office hallway conversation "getting bubbled."
Especially when that phrase starts becoming common usage amongst the non-EVE players in the office. (true )
And the coffe-pot becomes known as the "bubble camp." ( true )
When you think of your short boss moving about amongst the cubes at work as 'cloaked.'
When you see a speed trap and think "Gate Camp."
When you tink of the police as 'Concord.'
When you get cut-off in traffic and wonder why Concord didn't spawn.
When somone wipes out, you say "Ha! Podded!"
When your daughter ask you to stop playing 'Internet Space-y ships' so she can check her e-mail.
( Common event in my house )
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
Rath Kelbore
The Six-Pack Syndicate
236
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Posted - 2012.06.15 19:51:00 -
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Tenchi Sal wrote:Every 3mins, you lower the price on the car you are selling by 0.01 dollar.
lol. That's one I've not seen before. Good work.
I plan on living forever.......so far, so good. |
Cavel Avada
0igital Anarchy
Sev3rance
19
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Posted - 2012.06.15 20:26:00 -
[64] - Quote
- When you open a messy folder on your computer and try to find the "stack all" button. (true story) |
Atrocitus Parallax
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2012.06.15 21:26:00 -
[65] - Quote
You drive by a car wreck but instead of calling for help you jump out and start to loot the car of any worth while items.
When your coworker tells you they are quitting you ask if you can have there stuff. |
Atrocitus Parallax
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2012.06.15 21:28:00 -
[66] - Quote
Betrinna Cantis wrote:TexasFire wrote:When you write to the producers of "The Big Bang Theory" to inform them that the cast playing WoW is just WRONG!!!!
Everyone knows a Phd would play Eve.
(True Story) Nice one
I have to agree with that. |
Private Pineapple
Rifterlings
Damu'Khonde
88
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Posted - 2012.06.15 21:51:00 -
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CCP Prism X wrote:Private Pineapple wrote:This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward. Dude, there's absolytely nothing wrong with being a tarblack-tanned blonde midget. But being petty about it by trying to make others feel bad about themselves is a totally different story. You should feel bad and awkward! 
Reported.
Support Damen Apol's proposal! -áSolve all problems with FW with a simple solution!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=119683&find=unread |
Unimaginative Guy
Dutch Squad
Chained Reactions
15
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Posted - 2012.06.15 23:53:00 -
[68] - Quote
Private Pineapple wrote:CCP Prism X wrote:Private Pineapple wrote:This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward. Dude, there's absolytely nothing wrong with being a tarblack-tanned blonde midget. But being petty about it by trying to make others feel bad about themselves is a totally different story. You should feel bad and awkward! Reported.
Man you really are a sour egg. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
143
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Posted - 2012.06.16 00:01:00 -
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My Postman wrote:When smuggling ciggies from Slovenia to Austria i was cought in a gate camp from several custom officers.
They ransomed me for Gé¼ 300, and respected the ransom.
True story.
Do i play to much?
What were you doing AFK??
-á"The Mittani: Hated By Badposters
i'm strangely comfortable with it"
-Mittens |
Torneach
Viziam
Amarr Empire
267
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Posted - 2012.06.16 00:05:00 -
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silens vesica wrote:When you think of your short boss moving about amongst the cubes at work as 'cloaked.'
Also when you try and set up an intel channel with your coworkers so you can alert each other when the boss is prowling the office. |
Meldorn Vaash
State War Academy
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2012.06.16 00:40:00 -
[71] - Quote
you immediately think "Pend Insurance" when shopping for new auto insurance.
you're convinced you actually cloned jumped after a hard night of drinking.
you're significant other tells you to stop playing with your "imaginary friends."
you don't consider your computer ready until at least one Eve client is up and running.
someone asks you about Eve Online and you're response is "How much time do I have to explain it?"
you've seriously considered putting your corp history in your RL resume.
you've watched the CNN financial feeds at the bottom of the screen and wondered where Noxium, Isogen, Megacyte etc. etc. are
subconsciously assign standings to those you know |
Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises
Purpose Built
824
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Posted - 2012.06.16 00:55:00 -
[72] - Quote
Meldorn Vaash wrote:subconsciously assign standings to those you know
Uh oh... |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
41
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Posted - 2012.06.16 01:01:00 -
[73] - Quote
Spend nine minutes explaining what you meant when you wrote "shiptoasting" in an e-mail reply.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises
Purpose Built
824
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Posted - 2012.06.16 01:05:00 -
[74] - Quote
When you play a fantasy MMO for the first time and ask about Corporations. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
143
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Posted - 2012.06.16 04:53:00 -
[75] - Quote
When you refuse to apply more than 3 coats of wax to your car because of the stacking penalty.
-á"The Mittani: Hated By Badposters
i'm strangely comfortable with it"
-Mittens |
CaptainOnDeck
Cloud 2 Citizens
0
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Posted - 2012.06.16 06:21:00 -
[76] - Quote
When you accidentally call Monopoly money isk. true story |
Kentt Em'asep
Sec Det 125
28
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Posted - 2012.06.16 06:25:00 -
[77] - Quote
"When you get into a car wreak and you jump out and sprint away in fear of getting podded."
Saw that one on countless bios >.< |
Dengen Krastinov
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
2
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Posted - 2012.06.16 07:56:00 -
[78] - Quote
When you call up Nationwide after a car accident and inquire about the payout of platinum insurance  |
Patrick Estemaire
Black Candle Labs
19
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Posted - 2012.06.16 08:04:00 -
[79] - Quote
When you catch yourself 'spinning' in an office chair.
When something goes wrong and you think 'Goons did it'.
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Riggs Droput
Born-2-Kill
37
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Posted - 2012.06.16 08:36:00 -
[80] - Quote
When you start to think about your pets as Drones and you wonder why they wont return and orbit
I would rather die on my feet, than live on my knees |
Winters Chill
Homeworld Republic
United Homeworlds
65
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Posted - 2012.06.16 08:42:00 -
[81] - Quote
You post in the yearly "You know you play eve too much when" thread on the eve forum, inferring that a thread of this type has consistently appear each year since 2004. |
Stalafur
State War Academy
Caldari State
23
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Posted - 2012.06.16 09:05:00 -
[82] - Quote
When you see a group of gangsters, staring at you. You think: 'Aw **** they're going to gank me'
When you go to your insurance company and ask if they payout for mining barges.
When you go into the ghetto part of town and think: Not to worry, I have stealth bombers.
When you see a big corporate building, you mutter under your breath 'Goons' |
zxc Uisen
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2012.06.16 09:33:00 -
[83] - Quote
Every morning you promise to get a better computer so you can turn the graphics in the captain's quarters to high quality
Every morning you wonder how you got to a station after logging off in a safe
You can never locate your corpse collection (even though you got an industrial size walk-in freezer) |
Cid SilverWing
Grim Determination Clockworks Inc.
Nulli Tertius
6
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Posted - 2012.06.16 18:31:00 -
[84] - Quote
When you look at an actual freighter and wonder why it's not using its Jump Drive.
When you mount a laser dot to your paintball/airsoft gun and think "Ha! Target painter!"
When you watch Animal Rescue and they use nets to catch the uncontrollable animals, you think "Webified!"
When you're overly concerned with the level of insurance for your car/bike/whatever ("Mmm, can I afford Platinum?")
When you're looking at a Boeing 747 and imagine a Rifter next to it to see which is bigger.
If you're an archeologist digging in the deserts, you keep wondering to yourself how many more cycles until you get to that loot. |
Sadayiel
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
61
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Posted - 2012.06.16 19:36:00 -
[85] - Quote
When after you finish doing something somewhere in the other side of town your first tought it's. Ok let's clone jump back home (guilty)
When crawling a pub on weekend nights you go to *Tackle* a girl/group of girls for your friends (guilty)
When everytime you see someone handing papers on street as business promotions you think of them as spammers.
When you heard ppl talk about your country politics or a company directors your 1st tought it's they are noobs i know worse ones (guilty)
P.S: i do not have a proper EVE time on my phone but a Reikjavik one so i may consider myself guilty on that one |
Maxpie
Metaphysical Utopian Society Explorations
149
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Posted - 2012.06.16 22:52:00 -
[86] - Quote
ChromeStriker wrote:
You hate the rapper Drake for a reason other than his music, his appearance or who he is as a person
I never heard of this guy until recently. Now every time I hear his name, I think he must have a good shield tank. I basically cannot hear the name without thinking of the ship.
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Hiram Alexander
Seraphim Securities
230
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Posted - 2012.06.16 23:22:00 -
[87] - Quote
When your boss asks what you did at the weekend, and without thinking you tell them you spent Saturday night raping some Russian guys... |
Tony Two Bullet
Monocle Madness
The Mockers AO
13
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Posted - 2012.06.17 03:59:00 -
[88] - Quote
When you make crazy lotteries for players to play with so you can get some serous fun out of it!
100B+ ISK Lottery going on right now, check signature. 
CEO-á
Monocle Madness ~ Mega-Insane Lotteries for the Mentally Unstable
http://www.monoclemadness.com |
EvEa Deva
State War Academy
Caldari State
49
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Posted - 2012.06.17 04:56:00 -
[89] - Quote
when you call the lazy people at work AFK cloakers |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
145
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Posted - 2012.06.17 08:18:00 -
[90] - Quote
EvEa Deva wrote:when you call the lazy people at work AFK cloakers
...that guy who gets paid every month...but you never see him...
-á"The Mittani: Hated By Badposters
i'm strangely comfortable with it"
-Mittens |
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