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Sable Moran
Moran Light Industries
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Posted - 2012.06.17 08:53:00 -
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Barbelo Valentinian wrote:Rikanin wrote:When you're watching EVE youtube videos and you keep trying to pan the camera around to zoom in on the stuff you actually WANT to see and only succeed in pausing the video.
DAMNIT!
LOL, I have soooo done that.
I've actually tried to do that on static images. Only caught up after several seconds of 'Why doesn't this work!!'.
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Ten Bulls
Sons of Olsagard
183
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Posted - 2012.06.17 09:06:00 -
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Your at the supermarket and you find yourself wondering what isle a mod is in. |
Arline Kley
Galactic Rangers
12
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Posted - 2012.06.17 09:19:00 -
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your in a collegues car and asked him if it has been speedtanked properly..
your in a bakery and ask for bread made from Amarrian Wheat.
Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |
Noras Ellan
Norian Horizons
0
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Posted - 2012.06.17 11:01:00 -
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When you're seeing your friend off at the airport, and you raise one hand and shout 'FLY SAFE!'
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even though you know he's not the actual pilot. |
ACE McFACE
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
704
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Posted - 2012.06.17 11:50:00 -
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Noras Ellan wrote:When you're seeing your friend off at the airport, and you raise one hand and shout 'FLY SAFE!'
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even though you know he's not the actual pilot.
Similar to this one.
When you read a book or watch a movie/TV show and a character says "Fly safe" you go "Heh, EVE"
I just gotta go fast! |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
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Posted - 2012.06.17 12:09:00 -
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Some of this sounds more like ptsd. Yeah, we play this game way too much. But, is that really a good thing or a bad thing? Maybe a little of both? |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
59
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Posted - 2012.06.17 12:12:00 -
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Sable Moran wrote:Barbelo Valentinian wrote:Rikanin wrote:When you're watching EVE youtube videos and you keep trying to pan the camera around to zoom in on the stuff you actually WANT to see and only succeed in pausing the video.
DAMNIT!
LOL, I have soooo done that. I've actually tried to do that on static images. Only caught up after several seconds of 'Why doesn't this work!!'.
This has made me refrain from fullscreen quite often, especially when it looks like the video was captured in the same resolution as me. |
Taranius De Consolville
The Mockers of Krondor
7
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Posted - 2012.06.17 12:41:00 -
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When your 7 year old son annoys you and you tell him to sod off or your gonna pod him (guilty) |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
98
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Posted - 2012.06.17 13:31:00 -
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Torneach wrote:silens vesica wrote:When you think of your short boss moving about amongst the cubes at work as 'cloaked.' Also when you try and set up an intel channel with your coworkers so you can alert each other when the boss is prowling the office.
Back when I was a submariner, we did precisely that - When the skipper came aft through the tunnel, the Aux Machinery Room watchstander woud grab the phones can mutter 'charlie oscar aft.' That geve the guys in Maneuvering just enough time to get their feet down off the console rails before he reached 'em.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
Anke Eyrou
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.17 13:33:00 -
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You read the forums before checking RL email. |
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Alua Oresson
Demon-War-Lords
Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.06.17 13:36:00 -
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ChromeStriker wrote:
You consider Iceland to be a viable vacation destination
You have a seperate clock on your phone that is set to EVE time
You spent $250 on a Playstation 3 just so you can play DUST (Planning on it)
I always call my email, evemail even in client meetings.
You go o/ in the chat window to the guy who posses your computer from IT
When your wife refers to EVE as "that stupid game". (Ex Wife)
When your wife starts knowing the names of the pilots in your Alliance and asks how they are doing.
Is it bad that all of these are actually true for me?
http://pvpwannabe.blogspot.com/ |
BoSau Hotim
146
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Posted - 2012.06.18 09:19:00 -
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You tell your kids if they dont' dock now and go to bed they are gonna get ganked
You watch as your daughter builds a hulk and your son builds a drake out of cardboard boxes then mine and run missions in the family room
You call your corp ceo on the phone if you get wardec'd
All your corpies are on FB with you
I'm not a carebear...-áI'm a SPACEBARBIE! |
ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.06.18 09:34:00 -
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Alua Oresson wrote:ChromeStriker wrote:
You consider Iceland to be a viable vacation destination
You have a seperate clock on your phone that is set to EVE time
You spent $250 on a Playstation 3 just so you can play DUST (Planning on it)
I always call my email, evemail even in client meetings.
You go o/ in the chat window to the guy who posses your computer from IT
When your wife refers to EVE as "that stupid game". (Ex Wife)
When your wife starts knowing the names of the pilots in your Alliance and asks how they are doing.
Is it bad that all of these are actually true for me?
No....
When you wish you could spin your car
You scare your boss with your knowledge of corporate espionage
You have a car crash and the first thing you think is "**** I havenGÇÖt upgraded this clone"
You own a real life monocle
All books everywhere are skill books
When a new element is found you know if should of been called Tritanium
Parking sensors -> sensor boosters
LED's -> Target Painters
Balloons -> Smart Bombs
Your unimpressed by the size of a real battleships guns
You scare WoW players
Scuba diving brings to mind spaceships?
In history class you answer "spaceships" to the question "what did the Vikings give to the modern world?"
You laugh at your friends when they get it in there heads to try this new "trolling" and then troll them so hard they only realize a week later.
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Nulla Curas |
Atrocitus Parallax
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.06.19 19:52:00 -
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Develop a phobia about closed closet doors and being trapped in a single room for your entire life. |
Sarah Schneider
PonyWaffe
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.06.19 20:09:00 -
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Starting to generalize that other MMO players from other MMO games are a bunch of kids playing farmville.
"Eve isnGÇÖt some welcoming online utopia: itGÇÖs cut-throat, cruel, atavistic despite the futuristic setting. Give people a sandbox, and theyGÇÖll throw the sand in a rivalGÇÖs eyes before kicking them in the shins and destroying their sandcastle." -Keza MacDonald, IGN. |
Annie Anomie
Shadows Of The Federation
Drunk 'n' Disorderly
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Posted - 2012.06.19 23:36:00 -
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You get the ass burgers. |
Darges Solette
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.20 09:16:00 -
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When you tell your wife you will be a minute you need to do something and she replies with "is it EVE related" |
Elistea
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.06.20 12:33:00 -
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Awsome thread. Finaly something i can laugh at |
Sugar Von MurdererTits
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.06.20 12:54:00 -
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When your husband's idea of foreplay is to say 'docking requested'...
... and you don't immediately kick him out of bed and make him sleep on the sofa. |
Telegram Sam
The Drones Club
305
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Posted - 2012.06.20 18:49:00 -
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If you aren't familar with some application's UI, you just right-click. |
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leviticus ander
CATO.nss
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Posted - 2012.06.20 20:38:00 -
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all of these I've done myself.
you wake up from a really good dream and wonder if you could make a BPO of it. this was only for an instant as I was leaning over to turn off my alarm clock.
I actually have UTC set as the secondary time on my watch so that I can tell at a glance.
(related to another one) you play another MMORPG and you look for the corp button while completely ignoring the guild button. I didn't realize what was going on until I asked in TS.
you get annoyed when you can't gank the annoying spammers in other MMORPGs.
when you've learned more about politics and the economy from eve than from real life. |
IGNATIUS HOOD
Zephyr Corp
Black Thorne Alliance
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Posted - 2012.06.20 20:59:00 -
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Darges Solette wrote:When you tell your wife you will be a minute you need to do something and she replies with "is it EVE related"
~ When you say it'll take fifteen minutes to do X when your wife heads to bed and then you look up and realize its two hours later.
~ When you're wife's first words in the morning are 'when did you come to bed?'
'perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim'
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.
~I fly spaceships~ |
Telegram Sam
The Drones Club
309
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Posted - 2012.06.20 21:01:00 -
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When you get a good deal on something like a pack of beer, and wonder if you should buy 10 more and try to resell them for a profit. |
VR Highfive
Hayabusa Hikotai
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Posted - 2012.06.20 21:32:00 -
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Lovely thread, very funny :) My additions;
When you have successfully avoided talking to that unpleasant neighbor when coming home and you realize you feel the same when you successfully jumped thru gatecamps.
When your homesystem in EVE feels more like home to you than your hometown in RL.
http://haykilogs.blogspot.com/
Learning solo PvP, one explosion at a time. |
Sarah Schneider
PonyWaffe
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.06.20 21:33:00 -
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When you call the office that you're going to be late because there's a stratop in 30 minutes.
"Eve isnGÇÖt some welcoming online utopia: itGÇÖs cut-throat, cruel, atavistic despite the futuristic setting. Give people a sandbox, and theyGÇÖll throw the sand in a rivalGÇÖs eyes before kicking them in the shins and destroying their sandcastle." -Keza MacDonald, IGN. |
Darges Solette
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.20 22:30:00 -
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IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:Darges Solette wrote:When you tell your wife you will be a minute you need to do something and she replies with "is it EVE related" ~ When you say it'll take fifteen minutes to do X when your wife heads to bed and then you look up and realize its two hours later. ~ When you're wife's first words in the morning are 'when did you come to bed?'
Also happens all the time. I usually blag it and say one of the kids woke up or something! |
Talon Dreyua
Pulse Industries
Knights Collective
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Posted - 2012.06.20 23:49:00 -
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When you start using examples of your corporation managment experience in your job interviews. |
Moo Moocow
Tri Corp Solutions
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Posted - 2012.06.21 00:08:00 -
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Sugar Von MurdererTits wrote:When your husband's idea of foreplay is to say 'docking requested'...
... and you don't immediately kick him out of bed and make him sleep on the sofa.
That's classic |
Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
452
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Posted - 2012.06.21 00:10:00 -
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When its one in the morning and you should be in bed, but instead your whoring the forums.
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Generals Alt
The Lion's Sword
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Posted - 2012.06.21 00:13:00 -
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Talon SilverHawk wrote:When its two in the morning and you should be in bed, but instead your whoring the forums.
Tal
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