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ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2012.06.15 09:17:00 -
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You consider Iceland to be a viable vacation destination
You make a mental note of who you consider to be reds, neuts and blues in your workplace
You refer to coffee and other stimulating drinks as cap boosters
You get in a traffic jam and start swearing about how time dilation is about to kick in
You hate the rapper Drake for a reason other than his music, his appearance or who he is as a person
You have a seperate clock on your phone that is set to EVE time
Mall parking lots remind you of Jita
You spent $250 on a Playstation 3 just so you can play DUST
You're always half tempted to tell a stranger that if he gives you 5 bucks you will triple it
You own a lego rifter
You wonder how many high slots are on the ship in the movie Wall-E
You accidentally say 23/7 instead of 24/7
You yell at your children "Fail fit" when they put their shoes on wrong
You align to fire exits in case of emergency
Come home from a night at the bar and see a police checkpoint and think ah crap gate camp.
While looking at the price of something in a grocery store and think I wonder what the price in another region is.
While on the interstate a car speed by you and you think ah a scout.
I always call my email, evemail even in client meetings.
You sign your work email with your EVE name
You go o/ in the chat window to the guy who posses your computer from IT
When you say "Roger" to your boss instead of "ok" (Guilty)
When you tell your kids who are making too much noise that its closed coms
When you explain to your girlfriend that the quickest way to the recently booked holiday destination is to take the jump bridge
You tell your other half you can have sex ALL night because you are cap stable.
You tell your mates in a busy pub to find somewhere to stand and "anchor on Dave"
You tell your colleague that his recent securing of an important contract was full of win.
You are watching a TV programme about the years most prolific celebrities and wonder why The Mittani didnt get a mention.
When your wife refers to EVE as "that stupid game".
When setting up international meetings, you are the one everyone counts on to figure out scheduling because you know what the relative time differences between AU/NZ, west coast, east coast, UK, Germany and (western) Russia without looking it up.
When your alarm clock is set to make the "target locking" sound to wake you up fast.
When your wife starts knowing the names of the pilots in your Alliance and asks how they are doing.
You call your female partner Aura in bed and ask her to say dirty things to you like, "Warp drive, active."
And if she's not in the mood, all she has to say is, "You are unable to jump because you are warp scrambled."
*kodos to the lawn alliance for these, thought id spread the fun a bit further
Your turn... - Nulla Curas |
Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.06.15 09:25:00 -
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When you have a car crash, jump out and run off to avoid being podded.
When your boss calls you in for an explanation and the first thing that comes to mind is "Because of Falcon."
When you run out of money and ask your mum if you can borrow some isk.
When someone asks you where you were and you say "Sorry I was afk." Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Get Off My Lawn
128
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:13:00 -
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You sit down, turn on your computer, and you've logged in and not realised
You start to look like your toon
You call primaries instead of priorities at work
You realize you cant use repair paste on your car (they overheat worse than spaceships!!)
- Nulla Curas |
Private Pineapple
Rifterlings Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:18:00 -
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This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward. Support Damen Apol's proposal! -áSolve all problems with FW with a simple solution!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=119683&find=unread |
Degren
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:19:00 -
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When you wake up thinking oh holy **** I am in the middle of the woods? Wait no, no, get meat. No god dammit, that's your alarm clock, you are in real life. Don't worry about zombies or bandits. Dare to dream of a better New Eden. -áDegren for CSM 8 |
Nazowa
UK Corp RAZOR Alliance
4
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:22:00 -
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Hilarious |
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:22:00 -
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Private Pineapple wrote:This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward.
I disagree, I liked it and it made me smile
(smiling is my favorite!) Gÿà EVE User Interface Programmer Gÿà GÖÑ Team Super Friends GÖÑ @CCP_Punkturis My Dev Blogs |
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Singoth
Kronos Fleet
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:23:00 -
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I'm just going to write LOL so they know I laughed.
LOL. Less yappin', more zappin'! |
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CCP Prism X
C C P C C P Alliance
660
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:29:00 -
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Private Pineapple wrote:This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward.
Dude, there's absolytely nothing wrong with being a tarblack-tanned blonde midget. But being petty about it by trying to make others feel bad about themselves is a totally different story. You should feel bad and awkward! @CCP_PrismX EVE Database Developer and Expert Ranter |
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CCP karkur
C C P C C P Alliance
1031
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:31:00 -
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I find this very funny... please add more CCP karkur | User Interface Programmer | Team Avatar | @CCP_karkur |
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Lunataria
Blackstar Privateer Consortium Enigma Project
21
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:32:00 -
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When you refer to every type of currency as ISK |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
102
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:39:00 -
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CCP Prism X wrote:Private Pineapple wrote:This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward. Dude, there's absolytely nothing wrong with being a tarblack-tanned blonde midget. But being petty about it by trying to make others feel bad about themselves is a totally different story. You should feel bad and awkward!
lulz!
CCP karkur wrote:I find this very funny... please add more and I think there was a post like this just a few days ago, go look there! |
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
49
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:40:00 -
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Hilarious.
You tell your other half you can have sex ALL night because you are cap stable.
This made me ROFLMAO:
When smuggling ciggies from Slovenia to Austria i was cought in a gate camp from several custom officers. They ransomed me for Gé¼ 300, and respected the ransom.
True story.
Do i play to much? |
Grumpy Owly
Paladin Philanthropists
632
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:47:00 -
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..... When you ask the care salesman about the tech 2 version. Bounty Hunting for CSM7 |
Alice Saki
Analog Folk SRS.
117
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:49:00 -
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you're watching a nature documentary at your parents house in which a blackbird appears and you find yourself yelling out "**** guys, he's gonna ******* jam you!"
Awkward glances where harvested
http://tinyurl.com/RifterDeath My Rifter Adventure in Null |
Muscaat
EVE Markets
6
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:51:00 -
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...you've lost count of the number of "You know you play EVE too much when..." threads you've read over the years |
Ahri Jhan
Shadowkrieg
63
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:52:00 -
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when you start calling the police "CONCORD"
I'm surprised you missed that :) |
Tenchi Sal
Dust Bunnies 514
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:53:00 -
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Every 3mins, you lower the price on the car you are selling by 0.01 dollar. |
Carola Kessler
Lost Sisters Of New Eden Freelancer Coalition
21
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:56:00 -
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You know you play to much Eve......
If you wake up the morning and are all panicking...asking yourselfs while had dreams from Eve in the nigth....
WHERE IS MY FECKING POD GONE!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRCeLYnMxII
:P
mfg
Carola Kessler |
ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Get Off My Lawn
132
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:58:00 -
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You look for Quafe in vending machines
You look for the cloak when going past police
You click to talk on the phone
You relate your car to an Eve ship
You ask your friends if they want to go hotdrop the local takeaway
If you go to a take away ever again it is known as hotdrop oGÇÖclock
When giving directions you say GÇ£align toGÇ¥ GÇ£take the next jumpGÇ¥ GÇ£warp toGÇ¥ and refer to distances in AU
You sign a cast GÇ£should of fitted a DCUGÇ¥
- Nulla Curas |
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Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
439
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:03:00 -
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When you start signing your work emails Tal, then trying to explain why (especially when your over 40)
Tal
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Headerman1
The New Era C0NVICTED
23
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:09:00 -
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When you are driving a Caterpillar 797 at an open cut mine up a haul road loaded with coal and you would gladly fit some auxillary thruster rigs to it to make it go faster. |
Virgil Travis
GWA Corp Unified Church of the Unobligated
326
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:14:00 -
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ChromeStriker wrote: You click to talk on the phone
I did this on skype one night when I thought I was talking on vent Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method |
Makari Aeron
The Shadow's Of Eve TSOE Consortium
11
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:20:00 -
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You jailbreak your ipod touch/iphone and the first thing you do is look for EVE Online themes (guilty! I have the EVE capacitor as my battery)
I'm guilty of these:
ChromeStriker wrote:
You have a seperate clock on your phone that is set to EVE time
You spent $250 on a Playstation 3 just so you can play DUST
You sign your work email with your EVE name
When you say "Roger" to your boss instead of "ok" (Guilty)
You sit down, turn on your computer, and you've logged in and not realised
Pew Pew Pew! |
Rrama Ratamnim
Phoenix Evolved Part Duo
63
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:24:00 -
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ChromeStriker wrote: You call primaries instead of priorities at work
You realize you cant use repair paste on your car (they overheat worse than spaceships!!)
LMFAO i just died laughing at these two
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Rrama Ratamnim
Phoenix Evolved Part Duo
63
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:25:00 -
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Virgil Travis wrote:ChromeStriker wrote: You click to talk on the phone
I did this on skype one night when I thought I was talking on vent
I think we've all done this crap once or twice, i actually did it once talking to my wife with her in the room! |
Hengroen
Unknown Soldiers Soldiers Of New Eve
0
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:30:00 -
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when you check news that is going on in eve before you check news about RL stuff.
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Mund Richard
1
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:30:00 -
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Quote:- You make a mental note of who you consider to be reds, neuts and blues in your workplace
- You go o/ in the chat window to the guy who posses your computer from IT
- When setting up international meetings, you are the one everyone counts on to figure out scheduling because you know what the relative time differences between AU/NZ, west coast, east coast, UK, Germany and (western) Russia without looking it up.
- when you check news that is going on in eve before you check news about RL stuff.
- You sit down, turn on your computer, and you've logged in and not realised
uh-oh...
Also, this one is pure BRILLIANT!Quote:When your alarm clock is set to make the "target locking" sound to wake you up fast. Going to try it out. |
DeBingJos
Avalon Project Shadow Rock Alliance
303
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:36:00 -
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When you sign your workmails with your EVE character name. ( True story ) Fix FW ! |
Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
1278
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Posted - 2012.06.15 12:41:00 -
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Quote:You know you play eve too much when...
When you start being too serious at it.
When you can't remember the last time you took a shower
When you can't remember how nice is the sun light
When you can't pay your bills any more
When your internet is down and U get mad
But most probably you know you play eve too much when you smell (if you ever smell yourself or have a mirror) |
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