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Hakaimono
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
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Posted - 2012.06.25 05:26:00 -
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I tell mormons and jehovah witnesses that knock on my door that I'm Minmatar before shutting it. |
Shameless Avenger
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
74
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Posted - 2012.06.25 05:37:00 -
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You see something amazing on TV and you say:
"I wish I was frapping this" |
Eternus8lux8lucis
New Eden Regimental Marines Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2012.06.25 08:37:00 -
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When your hangars are one intervention away from being a space version of "Hoarders" Strength isnt measured in numbers but in force of will. For if one motived willful individual stands many will fall around him that are weak.
http://tinyurl.com/YarrFace |
Plaude Pollard
Crimson Cartel
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Posted - 2012.06.25 10:54:00 -
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When your room is identical to your CQ down to every detail, because otherwise it would be "unfamiliar territory".
When you think that a monthly rent of 10k is nothing.
When you insist on not hiring a professional to fix things because that would go against your Minmatar ideals. |
Timberwulf420
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.06.25 10:56:00 -
[155] - Quote
Your pissing into a bottle so you dont have to go afk
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Darth Skorpius
Legion of Darkwind Order of the Void
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Posted - 2012.06.25 11:14:00 -
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when your thought process when seeing a duck is "duck > male duck is called a drake > eve" Follow my Adventures in New Eden! http://www.skorpiuschronicles.com/
Baa Means Baa! |
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
663
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Posted - 2012.06.25 12:57:00 -
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You know you play eve too much when...
...you look for your webber when a drunk-driver drives past you on the road at an insane speed. The universe is an ancient desert, a vast wasteland with only occasional habitable planets as oases. We Fremen, comfortable with deserts, shall now venture into another. - STILGAR, From the Sietch to the Stars. |
Viktor Fyretracker
Emminent Terraforming
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Posted - 2012.06.25 13:21:00 -
[158] - Quote
when you use the final toll booth on your trip down the Turnpike and think "Autopilot disabled, Waypoint reached" as you shut the cruise control off on the car, |
Qolde
Bombs Away. Nulli Tertius
51
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Posted - 2012.06.25 17:09:00 -
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When Eve tactics permeate into your real life self defense measures You pepper spray an attacker - he's target jammed. You hit him in the leg with a bat - webbed and scrambled. If someone craps in your sandbox: 1. Light it on fire 2. Grab your shovel 3. Throw it back at them. |
Rikanin
Wargasm Inc
47
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Posted - 2012.06.25 17:11:00 -
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When in any other game you refer to taking items off a corpse as "Looting this guys wreck lol!"
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Phugoid
Black Horse Enterprises-International
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Posted - 2012.06.25 18:00:00 -
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When you've literally have played all day, and ur brain is tired, and in ur excitement one falls for a scam... :(
yes, i was a victim, thought i bought a Caracal navy issue.... then wondered why it was just a regular caracal
bout a 54 mil net loss..oh well, easy to make up..... but be careful if u play too long, ur brain goes kookoo and u get space sickness! -áObergruppenfuhrer |
Komen
Capital Enrichment Services The Night Crew Alliance
95
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Posted - 2012.06.25 18:48:00 -
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Sarcastic response - When you cannot remember how many prior times you've seen this thread. Was it 60, or 61?
Happened to me response - Wake up with a dire feeling that the POS is under siege. Log on, IMMEDIATELY, see that all is peaceful and quiet, and go back to sleep.
This ******* game. |
Rek Seven
Probe Patrol Project Wildfire
330
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Posted - 2012.06.25 20:20:00 -
[163] - Quote
You look up at the moon and wonder if it has any technetium... |
Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
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Posted - 2012.06.25 20:33:00 -
[164] - Quote
You wonder what year a guy was born in before deciding if you can take him in a fight :D |
Blobber NL
The Ultima Thule
23
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Posted - 2012.06.25 20:37:00 -
[165] - Quote
Does eve ships as background on your smartphone count? |
adam smash
University of Caille Gallente Federation
101
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Posted - 2012.06.25 20:39:00 -
[166] - Quote
You think CCP is doing a good job. |
Djana Libra
The Black Ops Black Core Alliance
3
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Posted - 2012.06.25 20:43:00 -
[167] - Quote
you go to iceland on your honeymoon and visit the ccp building. |
Dark EvE1
renditions of madness B A C K B 0 N E
45
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Posted - 2012.06.25 20:45:00 -
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Lunataria wrote:When you refer to every type of currency as ISK
very guilty Gaming site for the lastest reviews and news-áhttp://www.gamers-relic.co.uk/
Gaming magazine:-áhttp://www.magcloud.com/browse/issue/364936 |
Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
492
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Posted - 2012.06.25 22:02:00 -
[169] - Quote
You nearly sign your forum rant with your real name
Tal
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Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
332
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Posted - 2012.06.25 22:04:00 -
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When you can't stop posting crap threads to get some attention. brb |
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Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2012.06.25 23:19:00 -
[171] - Quote
When you pass blinky lights at road works and you go "activate acceleration gate" and the people in the car with you, gives you odd looks.. |
Mons Pubis Giganticus
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.06.26 00:43:00 -
[172] - Quote
when you read several pages into GD |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
161
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:13:00 -
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Rana Ash wrote:When you pass blinky lights at road works and you go "activate acceleration gate" and the people in the car with you, gives you odd looks.. When you say something like that and your friends don't think it's odd. -á"The Mittani: Hated By Badposters i'm strangely comfortable with it" -Mittens |
Syllviaa
Dominus Nex Angelus
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:40:00 -
[174] - Quote
You reply to everything people say with IB4TS. Free CCP Zymurgist, RubyPorto, Talon SilverHawk, Karl Hobb, Malacath Azaria -Mallak Azaria (Soon to be free) -Malacath Azaria IB4TS |
madpsychc0killer
Air Cascade Imminent
8
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:52:00 -
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When you create a pdf at work and no matter how many times a day you do it the little symbol in the bottom corner still looks like a warp scram !!!! |
Eric Riso
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.08.19 23:46:00 -
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CCP Prism X wrote:Private Pineapple wrote:This thread is bad and awkward and you should feel bad and awkward.
Bad.
And.
Awkward. Dude, there's absolytely nothing wrong with being a tarblack-tanned blonde midget. But being petty about it by trying to make others feel bad about themselves is a totally different story. You should feel bad and awkward!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
And the original post was ok too
add more please :D |
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
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Posted - 2012.08.20 01:56:00 -
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You hear the warp sound effect when you put in your contact lenses.
"Dont whine in local" becomes the new STFU.
Artillery alpha strike becomes bedside humour.
You have the perfect reply for people who keep bragging on and on about their car: Hurricanes.
You witness a deadly carcrash. You decide to steal the entire wreck. This feels normal to everybody involved.
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Theron Urian
The Moirae Syndicate
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Posted - 2012.08.20 02:20:00 -
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When ever you see an Acura on the road your brain goes dyslexic and you actually see Achura.... yeah that is a real double take moment. |
Duke Thunderhorse
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
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Posted - 2012.08.20 02:24:00 -
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I went to the bank to deposit a check and asked for $40 cash back. The teller asked "Are two twenties ok?" The first thought that came to mind was "No, 425s." |
Garreth Vlox
Sons Of 0din Dark Therapy
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Posted - 2012.08.20 02:27:00 -
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Every time you get in a fight you orbit the other person.
When you see an expensive car you think easy gank.
When you take your kids to the doctors you ask how much it would cost to upgrade their clones.
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