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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:18:00 -
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Eve Online:
I'll be short and concise.
My IPO where I raised 50 billion ISK in exchange for the future promise of my stuff was a scam. I'm not parting with all my stuff. A few notes:
1. To be honest, I've never been worth hundreds of billions of ISK, as most folks think I was. I've been a billionaire, but never the fantastically rich person that I've made myself out to be. It was just an image.
2. I raised, in total $374,405,000,000.
3. My initial 50 billion ISK offering got me a list of investors. Over the following weeks and months, I got in touch with most of them in person (in addition to other people) and worked out private deals, where each person thought that they were going to privately fund a "shortage" in my IPO in exchange for one of my officer-fit ships. The bulk of my fund-raising came from that. There's a lot of folks who think that they're getting an officer-fit Golem, or a Paladin, or a CNR, or a Guardian-Vexor today.
4. I have a really cool shirt that says on the front, "Social Engineering Specialist" and on the back reads, "Because there is no patch for human stupidity." I wear it a lot.
5. I'm still leaving Eve. Folks have probably noticed that I haven't been online much lately - the game is still uninteresting to me. Occasional spurts of fun have kept me active over the years; making parodies...hosting the battleship championships, creating Eve Online Hold'Em, tutoring noobs...and lastly, perpetrating a scam.
6. I spent approximately 250 billion of that 374 billion ISK on officer mods. I have about 120 billion ISK left in my wallet.
7. While I'm leaving Eve, and the parodies will disappear, all the wealth and officer gear I've acquired isn't going to waste - an unidentified recipient who knows who he/she is already is going to get...well, everything. They've worked hard to make Eve a great game, and my riches are going to be a salary for them that is long overdue, although they're probably rich enough already to make it pointless.
8. Entity was not involved in my scam, nor any other parties; please don't attempt to lay blame on anyone else. Entity specifically noted that he had no stake in this, and his name attached here didn't mean anything.
I think that's about it. Merry Christmas, and 
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Boomershoot
Caldari
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:23:00 -
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HOLY ****ING ****.
Curzon, you'll be long missed.
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Millie Clode
Amarr
Hedion University
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:28:00 -
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*saves this thread to link in the next "i ripped off a carebear corp and took off with two hulks and a raven" scam report*
That much iskies is enough to make most wannabe scammers s**t their pants
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:30:00 -
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Good thing I didn't invest anything when you asked. Good luck Curzon. And fly safe until you get ganked into the ground :)
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 Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Arielle Verin
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:37:00 -
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[19:34:14] Curzon Dax > That I'm in Dodixie giving away stolen ISK
Curzon won Eve today, gentlemen.
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immortal son
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:38:00 -
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thanks curzon, he's a pretty nice guy
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None Megaflops
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:38:00 -
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Edited by: None Megaflops on 25/12/2009 19:41:35
Hello Curzon. Merry Christmas! 
Thanks!!!
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Dragas Amitar
Gallente
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:39:00 -
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Merry Christmas.
.....CHANGE? YOU GOT CHAAANGE?
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Vinquisitor
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:40:00 -
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Merry Christmas man, thx for the free isk lawl =)
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Rex Galone
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:40:00 -
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Woot! Awesome Scam dude. Merry Christmas.
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Mishal
Gallente
Jazz Associates
Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:41:00 -
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Iskies or it dident happen? xD
Merry xmas everyone
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Dydarian
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:43:00 -
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Crazy guy is giving away free isk in dodixie!
Merry X-Mas Curzon!
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Victor Steve
Galactic Angry String Quartet
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:43:00 -
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Merry Chirstmas Man, I'll miss your parodies!
Can I have (some of) your stuff? :D
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Larkonis TrassIer
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:46:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
7. While I'm leaving Eve, and the parodies will disappear, all the wealth and officer gear I've acquired isn't going to waste - an unidentified recipient who knows who he/she is already is going to get...well, everything. They've worked hard to make Eve a great game, and my riches are going to be a salary for them that is long overdue, although they're probably rich enough already to make it pointless.
Thanks bro.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:46:00 -
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In case the previous posts didn't explain....I'm in Dodixie giving away stolen ISK. =p
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Holy8th
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:47:00 -
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awesome play good sir. awesome play.
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Jacques deCaen
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:47:00 -
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Merry christmas Curzon!
Im in dodixie if you wanna share the love! lol
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Arienne Deveraux
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:49:00 -
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Best use of misappropriated ISK I have ever seen. Classy move Curzon. Nothing to brighten one's day like stolen monies.
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Priestess Nightstar
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:51:00 -
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Way to go Curzon! I told the funniest joke and was rewarded, happy as Larry! Now, what to spend it on I wonder! Those who where there know how much I received.
Its true, you gotta be in the right place at the right time!
PN
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:53:00 -
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Edited by: El''Tar on 25/12/2009 19:53:03
He apparently just gave 100b by accident to a 2 day noob
Edit : Awesome scam anyway if it's all true
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venus divine
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:55:00 -
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he is giving away iskies in dodixie:D
I'm still waiting though:P
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:57:00 -
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Curzon just paid the IEEE one billion stolen isk for the continuation of the Joe Show and IEEE operations in general.
Thank you sir.
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:58:00 -
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Hurr,
Wondered when you where going to fess up :)
Awesome scam tbh 
~
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Dragas Amitar
Gallente
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:59:00 -
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Well, Merry Christmas once again, and KAAAARMAAAAA. Ahem.
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Acusnismoi
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:59:00 -
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Good god, that's fantastic. |
DOERTE DEEDZ
Caldari
Die dunkle Bruderschaft
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Posted - 2009.12.25 19:59:00 -
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A lot of happy people in Dodixie now
Thumbs up for Curzon!
And yeah...Merry x-mas folks !!1!
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Elizabeth vonStrauss
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Posted - 2009.12.25 20:00:00 -
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WOW, he really is giving out free iskies..in dodi..
I hope i'll be a part of it too:D
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Verone
Gallente
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.12.25 20:00:00 -
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Well, nice way to go out in style 
Good luck with your pursuits out of game mate, all the best for a 2010 set in the real world.
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |
Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.12.25 20:01:00 -
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Originally by: DOERTE DEEDZ
A lot of happy people in Dodixie now
Thumbs up for Curzon!
And yeah...Merry x-mas folks !!1!
Go beg in local for me :3 I'm visiting my sick father in hospital and can't log in heh.
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SetrakDark
Caldari
DarkCorp Technology and Finance
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Posted - 2009.12.25 20:02:00 -
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Less than shocked.
Will take ISK.
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