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tehsuxOr
Poor Old Ornery nOObs
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Posted - 2010.02.26 15:46:00 -
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I'll give you a bump till I can buy some tickets
going to try and ninja ticket 2525.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.02.26 18:02:00 -
[122]
A bump is in order here!
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Alteraxx
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Posted - 2010.02.26 18:28:00 -
[123]
Edited by: Alteraxx on 26/02/2010 18:28:54
Now this is a story
all about how my life
got twisted upside down
and id like to take a minute
just sit right there
ill tell you how i became the pirate
of a town called Del-veir
In west Jita
born and raised
in the station my momma said
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some concord
outside of school
when a couple of rifters
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our badgerhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Del-veir
i whisted for a freighter and when it came near
the license plate said rwar
and had tags in the mirror
if anything i could say that this freighter was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to Del-veir!
i-pulled- up tp a station about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo home, kill you later
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the pirate of Del-veir
i failed hard :(
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Hentie
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Posted - 2010.02.26 20:29:00 -
[124]
Lets see. Today is my Birthday and Im trying to figure out what to do. I could go out and party and get **** drunk. I could go over to my girls place and have some fun times with kinkyness. I could buy some sweet gifts for myself. Or turn on some **** site and have fun. Non of these options are a real fancy. But it seems I keep finding myself on EVE where everything is chill and what I like. So for my Birthday Im deciding to buy 5 tickets for my mate Grendell's lotto and hope for the best. If not.......then pron is always a back up...
-Hentie
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Canhob
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Posted - 2010.02.26 21:55:00 -
[125]
You wanna know the difference between you and a wet mallard Grendell? Ones a sick duck and I forget the rest of the joke so BUMP
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Lialem
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Posted - 2010.02.26 23:40:00 -
[126]
lol fools he gives you crappy bpos to bump his thread and make him rich while he just sits in his chair watching tv, and you just bite the bait, rofl.
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Lord Meltdown
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2010.02.27 02:44:00 -
[127]
to the top for grendells thread!
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Tax Ninja
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Posted - 2010.02.27 12:26:00 -
[128]
A Caldari, minmatar, gallente, and ammarrian,
slaverhound, janitor, exotic dancer and some livestock walk into a tavern,.
Barkeep says 'This some kind of joke?!?'
.......@..@...@ /me dodges tumbleweeds(bump)
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.02.27 16:08:00 -
[129]
Bump.
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Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.02.27 17:14:00 -
[130]
A prisoner escapes from prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it.
He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck . If he wants intercourse, don't resist, just do what he tells you! This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very attractive, and asked if we kept any vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..
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DJMoz
Minmatar
Sword Of Light
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Posted - 2010.02.27 19:53:00 -
[131]
*Bump*
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BloodMia
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Posted - 2010.02.27 20:32:00 -
[132]
1 moar here!
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Johna Tersen
Black Aces
AAA Citizens
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Posted - 2010.02.28 04:35:00 -
[133]
got 5 tickets!!
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Peraxx
Amarr
Peraxx Lottery Corp.
Eternity Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.28 05:23:00 -
[134]
 Originally by: Chaos Dreams
A prisoner escapes from prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it.
He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck . If he wants intercourse, don't resist, just do what he tells you! This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very attractive, and asked if we kept any vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..
Free bump, Grendell. I may buy some tickets later 
Win a Revelation!
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Marara Kovacs
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Posted - 2010.02.28 14:48:00 -
[135]
ill take a couple...
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.02.28 16:16:00 -
[136]
1....2....3....BUMP!
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tehsuxOr
Poor Old Ornery nOObs
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Posted - 2010.02.28 17:09:00 -
[137]
1 ticket for now G
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dischordia
Gallente
wiggle Tech.
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Posted - 2010.02.28 18:31:00 -
[138]
as some people say you gotta be in it to win it ... so there for im in it ... now lets hope i win it :)
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dillweed spikeinhead
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Posted - 2010.02.28 19:06:00 -
[139]
there it is..the winning ticket...send it to me nosw..er okay ill wait till the drawing..ha ha
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Odet
Fairlight Corp
Rooks and Kings
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Posted - 2010.02.28 21:43:00 -
[140]
Bumping for gren...
_______I podded a Dev and all I got was this lousy Implant_______
This podding has been brought to you by Odet, the only way to fry |
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Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.02.28 22:04:00 -
[141]
How I learned to mind my own business...
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients were shouting, '13….13….13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a Little hole in the fence, so I looked through to see What was going on…..
One of them poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14….14….14.'
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.03.01 01:00:00 -
[142]
25% Sold, good sign
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Jack Winters
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Posted - 2010.03.01 03:27:00 -
[143]
isk sent for 5 tickets, ty
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Nobaudee
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Posted - 2010.03.01 06:11:00 -
[144]
1 ticket pls.... isk sent
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Huan CK
Gallente
GK inc.
Panda Team
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Posted - 2010.03.01 07:17:00 -
[145]
Edited by: Huan CK on 01/03/2010 07:17:06
"SNAAAKE!!"
My videos:
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Garia666
Amarr
T.H.U.G L.I.F.E
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Posted - 2010.03.01 07:33:00 -
[146]
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
tickets will be bought later..
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Audelia Boozebandit
Gallente
Toy Makers
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Posted - 2010.03.01 15:30:00 -
[147]
bump
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Intangible Mirage
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Posted - 2010.03.01 18:06:00 -
[148]
Grendell and Winners of the Lost BPO.
/Indian Jones
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SAMANTAS
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2010.03.01 19:56:00 -
[149]
10x
isk send 
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Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.03.01 21:26:00 -
[150]
A man watching a baseball game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple.
“I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,” he said to his wife.
“For heaven’s sake, watch them have sex,” his wife said.”You already know how to play baseball!”
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